1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,595 Okay, I can't quite get my head around this relationship. 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,274 Are they having a good time or a bad time? 3 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,273 ANGIE: Look at their knees. 4 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,414 They're having a great time. 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,408 DOUGLAS: Does someone want to tell him 6 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,113 -He has a Cheerio in his hair? -ANGIE: You know what? 7 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:11,784 I don't even think he cares. 8 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,209 Since he started dating Louisa, 9 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,724 he has this whole new confidence. 10 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,275 He's even sleeping without a night light now. 11 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,294 -Ohh! -Like a true baller. 12 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,285 Oh. 13 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,216 Okay, Soph, have an awesome day. 14 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,761 (British accent) Righty-o! Toodle-oo! 15 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,426 -(sighs) -(chuckles) 16 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,926 Speaking with a British accent is how she copes with stress, 17 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,428 but I have no idea what's going on with her. 18 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,700 Oh, it's probably just her crush. 19 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,368 (chuckling) Right. Wait, what? 20 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,396 She has a crush on Graham. 21 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,538 She told me on Valentine's Day. You didn't know? 22 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:36,596 Sophie has a crush? 23 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,714 And it's on her best friend. 24 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,636 Guys, this is delicate as balls. 25 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:41,641 Yeesh. 26 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,306 Graham's really knocking 'em down these days. 27 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,082 (chuckles) I made a hot kid. 28 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,950 Yes, your son's a smoke show, but that's not the point. 29 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,948 I can't imagine what she's going through. 30 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,420 I'm going in. 31 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,049 -Wait, no, you don't -- -No, no, no, don't! 32 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,424 Hey, Soph. I'm just checking in. 33 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,092 You okay? 34 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,558 (normal voice) I love Graham. 35 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,659 -(sighs) -All of a sudden. 36 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,660 I don't know why! 37 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,102 And now he's with Louisa. 38 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,497 Turn. 39 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,673 Turn. 40 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,497 (British accent) That's bollocks, innit? 41 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,302 Oh, honey, it's okay. We're in this together. 42 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,744 Your crush is my crush. 43 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:12,969 (normal voice) What? (scoffs) 44 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,343 Please tell me you have something else 45 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,512 in the advice tank. 46 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,509 I do. 47 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,150 I mean, this is pretty new to me, too. 48 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,576 But I got this. 49 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,250 After school, you and I are gonna work it out. 50 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,449 And until then, nobody needs to know. 51 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,991 You liking Graham will be our secret. 52 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:28,655 Sophie's into Graham? 53 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,786 Loving this. 54 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,430 ** 55 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,425 (gasps) 56 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,597 This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I go to school. 57 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:36,756 RORY: Here. 58 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,174 Good luck, sister. 59 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:43,036 ** 60 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,937 Sophie's in love with me?! 61 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:45,938 (children giggling) 62 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,709 (screams) 63 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:52,978 ** 64 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,013 ** 65 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,684 Soph? Sweetie? 66 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,124 You ready to talk yet? 67 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,649 I have ice cream. 68 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:00,893 That's a lie. I don't have ice cream. 69 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,118 I don't know why I said that. 70 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,659 Everyone at school was talking about it, Dad. 71 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,861 Someone in third grade made "Team Louisa" shirts. 72 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,234 WILL: Oh, honey. 73 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,173 I know it might not seem like it now, 74 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,238 but this will pass. 75 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,036 Okay, you obviously don't get it. 76 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,137 My life is over. 77 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,410 I'm so embarrassed. 78 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,638 No, no! Crushes aren't embarrassing. 79 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:23,843 They're just a natural part 80 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,714 of what it means to blossom as a woman. 81 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,854 When you say "blossom," I want to die. 82 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,879 You're the worst! 83 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,394 All right. 84 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,646 Well... 85 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,224 there's plenty of fish in the sea. 86 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,894 You know who's really peaking? 87 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,991 Gabe. 88 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,892 You want me to put in a good word with Gabe? 89 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,104 Why are you so bad at this?! 90 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,497 Honey, I'm just saying that -- 91 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,528 (British accent) Leave me, Father. Leave me. 92 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:51,544 ** 93 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,039 POPPY: Boy, your stories 94 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,680 about your dad's girlfriends are too good. 95 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,675 (laughs) 96 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,206 I mean, should we start a podcast? 97 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,352 'Cause we have the content. 98 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,507 RORY: Okay, this one's named Sharon. 99 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,454 -POPPY: Mm-hmm. -She's, like, 23, 100 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,690 and an instructor at a trampoline/Hula-Hoop 101 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:06,686 -aerobics class. -No. 102 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:07,887 -(laughs) -That's not a thing. 103 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,558 -Hoops, ma! -You're killing me! 104 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,387 I swear on Pickle's grave. 105 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,802 Last night, she burned the popcorn for the third time! 106 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,795 Mnh-mnh. 107 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,897 RORY: I said, "Girl, it's called Pop Secret, 108 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,468 but the instructions ain't secret!" 109 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,567 -I can't! -(strained) I can't. I can't. 110 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:23,600 -Oh. -Ooh, Poppy. 111 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,614 Hey. Hey. 112 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,035 (quietly) Um, you sure it's okay 113 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,209 to be dragging Ron's girlfriends like that with Rory? 114 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,539 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just what we do. 115 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,554 It would be one thing 116 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,205 if Ron was serious about any of these women, 117 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,724 but they all have the shelf life of a Trader Joe's salad. 118 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,416 -(laughs) -Oh! And those things expiiiire! 119 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,418 Yeah. It's like... 120 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,589 -Thank you! Next! -Thank you! Next! 121 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:40,717 (both laugh) 122 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,421 Hey, speaking of exes, um, should I be worried? 123 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,764 I think Zara is missing. 124 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,258 -Oh, my God! -From Instagram! 125 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,600 Okay. That's on me. 126 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,725 I tried tagging her in a photo, and it wouldn't let me. 127 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,630 Mm. That sounds like she blocked you. 128 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,802 Blocked? 129 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,900 I mean, to be fair, you post a lot of trash. 130 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,842 Yeah. I need a sick day to investigate this. 131 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,267 Miggy, that's not a sick day. 132 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,512 That's just you leaving in the middle of work. 133 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,667 Yeah, I know. Thanks for being so cool. 134 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:01,744 Wh-- 135 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,982 Okay, he's not my most reliable employee. 136 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,977 Finish your juice, Rory. We got to get to your dad's. 137 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,949 And I hope Sharon's still in the mix, 138 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,248 'cause I want to hear what she burns next. 139 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,320 (laughs) Oh. 140 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,448 Trust me -- she's in the mix. 141 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,452 Get this. 142 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,693 -POPPY: Hm? -Dad asked her to move in, 143 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,517 and she said yes! 144 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,123 (laughing) 145 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,034 -What? -(laughing) Oh, my God. 146 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,456 Oh, good. You're here. 147 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,461 Where's Graham? 148 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,602 ANGIE: He's grabbing his scooter. 149 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,196 I'm surprised Sophie wants to see him 150 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,628 after what happened at school. 151 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,633 A playdate's the only way to fix this. 152 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,844 Show 'em they're still friends. 153 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,335 Uh...yeah, you know, 154 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,307 I feel like with crushes, you just got to step back 155 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,605 and let 'em deal with it on their own. 156 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,666 That's what I'm doing with Graham. 157 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,884 No intervention. 158 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,505 And he's killing it! 159 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,510 Sure, but I just know my child very well, 160 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,452 and she needs me to guide her through this, 161 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,018 so I can handle it from here. 162 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,475 All right. If you say so. 163 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,994 I gotta run some errands anyway. 164 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,685 Maybe I'll even get a glass of wine. 165 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:47,987 (gasps) Day wine! 166 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,158 -Ooh. -GRAHAM: Hey, Will. 167 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,486 Wanna find a place for this, chief? 168 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,232 -WILL: Sure. -ANGIE: Bye, buddy. 169 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,997 You keep wearing the crap out of that necklace. 170 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:56,996 (door opens, closes) 171 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,367 (screams) 172 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,566 WILL: Soph, honey! 173 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,967 Graham's here! 174 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,168 I'm just gonna go check on her. 175 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,669 She was so stoked that you were coming. 176 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,011 Whatever. 177 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,465 God, you look cool. 178 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,684 (doorbell rings) 179 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,175 Hey! 180 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,306 Heads up, Poppy's pissed. 181 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,212 There she is -- Poppy Banks, 182 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,523 my first love, wine guru, 183 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,346 literacy hero, my favorite person 184 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,751 in and out of Los Angeles County Divorce Court -- 185 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,853 Ron, were you even gonna tell me 186 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,264 that Sharon's moving in with you? 187 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,556 -Poppy, are you getting jealous? -POPPY: Okay, grow up. 188 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,188 -(laughs) -Nobody's jealous, Ron. 189 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,334 You're moving a stranger into your home, 190 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,399 where my son sleeps, 191 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,871 dreaming of Ryan Seacrest dying so he can take his place. 192 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,065 Sharon is not a stranger. 193 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,836 We've been dating for almost two months. 194 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:35,835 -Two months? -RON: Yeah. 195 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,606 She makes me feel like the best Ron. 196 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,535 And, you know, all the Rons are pretty dope. 197 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,010 -Are they? -Yeah. 198 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,838 Well, I've met a lot of them. The thing is, that's great. 199 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:43,843 They're all dope. 200 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,214 But this affects our whole family, Ron. 201 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,212 -Mm-hmm. -I shouldn't be hearing 202 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,283 about this first from Rory. 203 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,081 Did I not tell you? I'm sorry. 204 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,122 Honest mistake. 205 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,787 And... I love your eyebrows. 206 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,845 You still going to Rodrigo? 207 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,253 -Yeah. -He does good work. 208 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,894 -They do look good, right? -Mm-hmm -- very good. 209 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,189 That's not the point. 210 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,590 Ron, I don't know anything about this woman. 211 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,562 I've never even met her. 212 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,590 RON: Well, then, let's change that. 213 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,904 Hey, Shar-Bear! 214 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,525 Come on in here and meet the OG! 215 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,531 She's here right now? 216 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:06,069 Yeah, she moved in this morning. Did I not tell you? 217 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,396 -Poppy! -Hi! 218 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,471 (chuckling) Hey! Hug, hug, hug. 219 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,769 I'm so happy to finally get to meet you! 220 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,571 Sorry if I'm a little out of it. 221 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,483 I kinda got dazed watching the cityscapes on Ron's TV. 222 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,876 Shanghai is so pretty. 223 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,207 I'm gonna leave you two to have awkward small talk 224 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,451 while I grab Rory. 225 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,447 Ron! No, don't -- 226 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:21,548 Ron is such a nut. 227 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:22,719 He still has me saved in his phone 228 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,816 as "Girl from traffic school." 229 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,048 -SHARON: (laughs) -Oh, that's cool. 230 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,723 We're going to get Froyo. You wanna join? 231 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,161 Uh, no. I'm gonna pass. 232 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,556 Did I just hear "Froyo"? 233 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,628 -(laughs) -Yeah. 234 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,125 And I think someone 235 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,756 needs to put on his mid-winter windbreaker. 236 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,103 -RON: Oh, yeah. Yeah. -It's chilly out there! 237 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,228 RON: Very snazzy. Clean. 238 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,442 -Ron, do you want to -- -RON: No, she got it. 239 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,995 -RON: Very nice. -Well, I-I usually... 240 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,443 -RON: Did I buy that? -POPPY: Wow. 241 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,308 Okay, well, it's not that cold. 242 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,736 Right? Here. There. 243 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:48,841 There. 244 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:49,942 RON: Hey, check it out. 245 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,154 -Hey. That seems pretty good. -(laughter) 246 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,445 I just want him to be warm. 247 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,477 Know what's gonna keep him warm? His mother's love. Come here. 248 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,683 -Poppy. -Whee! 249 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:58,015 -I'm gonna take him to the car! -You can't put me on your hip! 250 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:58,691 I got it! 251 00:06:58,786 --> 00:06:59,946 (grunts) 252 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,423 -Really, woman?! -RON: Okay, come on. 253 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,492 -RORY: Really? -All right, watch out, now. 254 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,090 -RORY: Okay, got it? -Okay. 255 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,531 Let's get some Froyo! 256 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:09,364 Sharon zipped his jacket. Zipped it! 257 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,103 And I was like, "Get your hands off my kid." 258 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,799 Who does that? You know, I mean, there are rules! 259 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,001 This is a society! 260 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,172 Are you looking for feedback? 261 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,539 Who's Sharon? 262 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,306 I can handle the idea of Ron being with another woman, fine. 263 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,807 But Rory, hell no! 264 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,039 What? What? Is this rando trampoline chick 265 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,114 gonna put Rory to bed, lay out his PJs, steam his blazers? 266 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,324 Okay, look, this is what you do. 267 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:31,045 You let out that natural competitive instinct, 268 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,021 and you terrify the hell out of this woman. 269 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,660 Establish dominance. 270 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:35,955 Yes! That's what I want to do. Mm-hmm. 271 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:36,886 ANGIE: Okay, no, no, no. 272 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,361 The first step is to befriend her, get to know her. 273 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,560 You'll feel better. 274 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,332 All right. I guess I could invite her here. 275 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,401 But if she zips even one customer, she's toast. 276 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,370 Toast. 277 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,497 -(glasses clink) -Mm. 278 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,702 -Day wine. -Day wine. 279 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,373 -(cellphone rings) -Hello? 280 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,671 Excuse me. Hello, Will. How's the playdate going? 281 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:54,644 Great, great. 282 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,383 Could you do me a favor and come pick Graham up? 283 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,506 Yeah. Why? 284 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,411 Because he's being a little bitch! 285 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,253 Excuse me?! 286 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,648 (door opens) 287 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,650 Stacy, how many times have I told you 288 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,152 to stop letting people barge into my office? 289 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,824 He said he was your son. 290 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:09,822 -Yo, Douglas. -(door closes) 291 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,688 Your boy just went on the most savage IG deep dive. 292 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,393 I understood one word in that sentence. 293 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,164 It was "Douglas." Move. 294 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,333 Dude, I just found out Zara blocked me on Instagram. 295 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,771 So I followed her old boss at Jamba Juice, 296 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,868 which led me to a pic she was tagged in 297 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,340 by Kim's cousin, Sydney, 298 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,007 who had mad pictures of her bangs-gone-wrong journey, right? 299 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,737 Then I found one at her birthday with Zara, 300 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,213 and I see a comment from SpicyBrian7 301 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,712 that said "heart eyes emoji." 302 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,384 And I'm like, "Who the hell 303 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,182 is giving my baby mama heart eyes emojis?" 304 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,454 So I followed him, and I saw a pic with Zara, 305 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,924 and it said "#GF"! 306 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,093 Everyone else is busy, huh? 307 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,262 Zara's got a boyfriend! 308 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,599 So it's time. 309 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,925 I'm gonna do something I've been wanting to do for a while, 310 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:50,960 and I need your help. 311 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,774 Fine. 312 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,796 I know a guy who can kill SpicyBrian7 for 10K. 313 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,873 No, no, no, no, no. 314 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,470 I-I want you to remove my tattoo of Zara's name. 315 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,643 I don't do walk-in tattoo removals. 316 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,742 -I am booked months in advance. -(intercom buzzes) 317 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,984 STACY: You're free this afternoon. 318 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,048 -(click) -Thank you. 319 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,576 Douglas, I need your help. 320 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,481 Zara keeps moving on, and I want to move on, too. 321 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,224 All right. If it'll get you out of my office. 322 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,720 Come back this afternoon. 323 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,962 -Oh -- -Quickly! 324 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,486 Okay. 325 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,961 ** 326 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,430 Wow! 327 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,128 This place is amazing! 328 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,570 What made you decide to call it the Winebrary? 329 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,267 Ah. Well, it's a wine bar and also a bookstore. 330 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,109 So...wine... 331 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,165 library... 332 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,135 Okay. 333 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,754 You're a visionary, just like Rory said. 334 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,477 Can I tell you, I am having so much fun with him! 335 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,482 Aww. 336 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,523 It turns out I'm good at this mom thing. 337 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,819 -Really? -Yeah. 338 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,460 You're good at it? 339 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,285 Rory and I have these Project Runway marathons 340 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,590 where we just stay up all night and laugh. 341 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,463 There's a little more to being a mom than that. 342 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,761 I mean, hey, just look at my calendar. 343 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,304 Each one of those colors is a different one 344 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,668 of Rory's after-school activities, 345 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,667 and he requires a different outfit for each one. 346 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,599 And believe me, he stays Gucci down to the socks. 347 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,874 Oh. Well, that does feel complicated. 348 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,683 Well, yeah, but that's nothing. 349 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,875 I mean, there's also lunch prep and carpool 350 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,607 and cleaning out Rory's closet twice a month 351 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,012 because he grows like a weed. 352 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,513 And then you got to stay up with him all night 353 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,354 after he's watched that Korean horror movie 354 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,379 'bout the woman with the nails. 355 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,118 And then you have to be the bad guy and say, "No, 356 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,860 you can't design that new red velvet suit 357 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,355 until you finish your math homework." 358 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,286 So, what about you? Can you be the bad guy? 359 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,833 Well...if people don't stack the Hula-Hoops right, 360 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,969 I'm like, "Hey, guys, try to stack 'em up. 361 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,325 Please." 362 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,003 Kids need boundaries. They need you to be tough. 363 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,743 Otherwise, they turn into terrible, entitled people 364 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,138 who answer their phone at the movies. 365 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,169 I never thought about any of this. 366 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,384 Yeah. 367 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,706 They've sequestered themselves to different zones of the house. 368 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,524 -Well, what did you do? -I -- 369 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,715 Wait. 370 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,877 What the hell am I looking at? 371 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,524 WILL: It's a tea party. 372 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,549 I tried to create a peaceful setting 373 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,263 so our children could start talking. 374 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,715 (classical music plays) 375 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,994 A tea party? 376 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,091 Dad, are you trying to kill me? 377 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,003 Well, I thought we could have a nice, civilized discussion 378 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,496 over a cuppa 379 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,827 about how we became friends in the first place. 380 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,004 Who wants to go first? 381 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,441 I will. 382 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,166 Sophie, what'd you dig on me first -- 383 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,782 my looks or my vibe? 384 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,414 Your son has gone from confident to John Freakin' Stamos. 385 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,223 Remember when you both had diarrhea at The Nutcracker? 386 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,717 Dad, that was just me. 387 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,889 Graham was skiing! 388 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,687 What are you doing?! 389 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,689 (tablet ringing) 390 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,790 Oh. Louisa wants to chat. 391 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,632 She gets mad if I don't pick up on the first ring. 392 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,628 -(tablet beeps) -New tablet. Who dis? 393 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,230 Kidding. I know it's you. 394 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,371 -Hey, doll. -(tablet chimes) 395 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,766 Oh! I lost her. 396 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,769 Never date a woman who lives in the hills. 397 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,911 You know what I mean? 398 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,539 I don't. 399 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,880 So, let me get this straight. 400 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,706 I got called away from my first afternoon wine in a decade 401 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,212 because you're having a fight with my 8-year-old son? 402 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,954 I tried talking to him, Angie! 403 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,049 He told me to "Stuff it, old man," 404 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,751 breathed on an apple, rubbed it on his shirt, 405 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,753 and took a bite. 406 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,064 So this is all Graham's fault? 407 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,115 How is it Sophie's fault? 408 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,961 She hit on him when he has a girlfriend, for one thing! 409 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,489 And yeah, I know, Louisa doesn't talk 410 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,004 and she calls everyone in class "citizen," but still! 411 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,227 It's his lady! 412 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,801 Okay, well, I hope this relationship 413 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,230 is worth what it's doing to Sophie. 414 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,904 No, no, no. This is on you. 415 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,273 You wanted to step in and try to fix it. 416 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,141 But since you can't, you're blaming it on Graham, 417 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,410 and I won't let him take the fall for that. 418 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,338 Now, where is he? 419 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,782 Out back, tanning. 420 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,847 He says he looks better with a hint of bronze. 421 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,146 Well, guess what, Will. 422 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,417 He does! 423 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,745 Graham! Get in here! We're leaving! 424 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,751 GRAHAM: Coming, Mom! Stop yelling! 425 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,794 (whispering) This kitty got claws. 426 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,690 (doorbell rings twice) 427 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:39,862 Sharon left me. 428 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,030 What?! 429 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,428 -(door closes) -What did you say to her? 430 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,129 We just had a friendly conversation, and in the middle, 431 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,871 I might've served up some parenting realness. 432 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,366 Apparently, the realness was so real that it freaked her out, 433 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,198 and now she's saying she can't move in with me. 434 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,843 Look, knowing you, knowing her, 435 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,109 that could be for a lot of reasons. 436 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,306 She left a note, and it says, 437 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,977 "I'm leaving you because Poppy made me realize 438 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,476 that I'm unfit to take care of Rory." 439 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,707 This is on you. 440 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,152 ** 441 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,675 POPPY: I was just trying to help. 442 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,153 Sharon should know what she's getting into. 443 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,193 Okay. Well, then -- Well, tell her about 444 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,388 h-his favorite moisturizers, his obsession with boba, 445 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,731 how he prefers the version of Annie with Cameron Diaz in it. 446 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,827 Just don't scare her away from him completely! 447 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,899 Hey, if she can't handle the realities of parenting, 448 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,128 -that's on her. -Poppy, admit it. 449 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,472 You weren't trying to be helpful. 450 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,798 You were threatened, so you mama-beared her. 451 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,135 Now, look, ain't nobody trying to move in 452 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,840 on your territory, okay? 453 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,842 Sharon's still finding her place in all this, too. 454 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,514 Or was. 455 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,652 You know, her and Rory were really starting to click. 456 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,347 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 457 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,749 I thought she was just another 458 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,521 flavor of the month that we made fun of. 459 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,489 He does this whole bit about how she's afraid of birds. 460 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,418 (laughs) 461 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,662 A seagull took her keys. 462 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,987 -Mm. -Now, look. 463 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,503 He's making fun of her because you are. 464 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,655 Kids follow our lead on this kind of stuff. 465 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,703 And maybe that's why he hasn't told you how he really feels. 466 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,570 He likes her. 467 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,698 He went to her Hula-Tramp class. 468 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,673 He did? 469 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,940 Yeah. She let him pick the music. 470 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,769 Well, Rory does love making a good playlist. 471 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,684 Last week at drop-off, he played "Hey Ya!" 12 times in a row. 472 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,406 -Mm. -No one was complaining. 473 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,382 Yeah, I mean, I would've been complaining. 474 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,609 -That song's terrible. -I like it. 475 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,454 Look, Sharon's never raised a kid, 476 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,279 but she's got a big heart. 477 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,424 And at the end of the day, 478 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,749 it's just one more person to love Rory. 479 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,294 Isn't that what's important? 480 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,394 (softly) Maybe you're right. 481 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,131 I-I barely could hear you. I'm sorry. 482 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,727 Maybe you're right. 483 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,128 Say the second and third word. 484 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,260 -May-- -I heard that one. 485 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,374 -Be-- -Heard that. 486 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,965 -Maybe -- -Then after that. 487 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,197 (mumbling) Maybe you're right. 488 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,871 (chuckling) Oh! 489 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,040 Say it again? 490 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,872 ANGIE: Is that the second grade phone tree? 491 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,244 Why are you circling names? 492 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,912 Don't worry yourself, toots. 493 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,880 Figuring out my next moves. 494 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,749 Don't get me wrong. Louisa's great. 495 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,947 But a guy like me can't get tied down. 496 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,750 Ho'd up. Was Will right? 497 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,891 Are you...a Stamos? 498 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,057 I don't know. Is Stamos a straight-up hottie? 499 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,757 (sniffs) Ugh! 500 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,258 Are you wearing patchouli? 501 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,960 Okay, look, this ends right now. 502 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,502 I will not let you become that guy. 503 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,456 What guy? 504 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,074 The guy that I dated all through my 20s. 505 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,426 The guy with American flag shorts 506 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,243 who wears a chain unironically. 507 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,105 Look, you are sweet, and I don't want that to change 508 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,805 just because you're getting 15 minutes of fame 509 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,006 at Hilltop Elementary. 510 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,638 See, I think I can ride this wave into second grade. 511 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,984 I feel a mustache coming. 512 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,321 I'm serious. 513 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,075 I may not be able 514 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,154 to buy you cool sneakers or take you on big trips, 515 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,652 but I can make sure you're not a jerk. 516 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,960 I don't want to be a jerk. 517 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,928 I'm just confused. 518 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,627 It was weird to hear that Sophie had a crush on me. 519 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,629 She's one of my closest friends. 520 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,671 I didn't know what to do. 521 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,296 Who the heck do these women want me to be? 522 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,043 I think they just want you to be you. 523 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,308 Really? 524 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,606 Oh, thank God. 525 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,637 I'm not cut out to be a heartthrob. 526 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,182 This patchouli's murder on my eczema. 527 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,448 Ohh! 528 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,380 Welcome back, buddy. 529 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,192 Mm. It's strong. Too much. 530 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,692 Poppy? 531 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,289 What are you doing here? 532 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,161 I signed up for your class. 533 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,628 45 bucks. (chuckles) 534 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,399 Doesn't come with a free water bottle or...anything? 535 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,898 Okay. Doesn't matter. 536 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,900 Listen, Sharon, I shouldn't have gotten into your head earlier. 537 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,073 No. You were totally right. 538 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,342 I have no clue what I'm doing. 539 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,981 Rory's math homework is already way too hard for me. 540 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,077 What you do is so much more important. 541 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,680 I wouldn't know where to begin. 542 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,892 Look, Sharon, 543 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,516 being in over your head is all a part of parenting. 544 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,562 All that matters is that you care about Rory, 545 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,328 and from what I hear, you two get along great. 546 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,757 In fact, I can even give you some Rory tricks 547 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,573 I've picked up over the years just to make it a little easier. 548 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,326 -Really? -Yeah. 549 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,004 That would be amazing. 550 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,544 Oh, okay, we're hugging again. 551 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,508 (both laugh) 552 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,706 -You are mega mom goals! -Well... 553 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,908 -(up-tempo music plays) -Okay. Time for class. 554 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,580 You can have the good spot. 555 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,509 You know what? I don't think I'm gonna stay. I was just gonna -- 556 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,254 Oh, you're not going anywhere! 557 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,949 (buzzing, clicking) 558 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,391 (groans) This laser kind of hurts. 559 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,557 Yeah, well, it heats the ink particles 560 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,255 to 1,000 degrees, so...yeah. 561 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,228 (groans) 562 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,226 Good God, you have a lot of these. 563 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,198 I can only imagine 564 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,096 how disappointed your father must be. 565 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,598 -Mm-hmm. -Is that him right here? 566 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,069 Yep. But Zara's was my first. 567 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,408 We snuck out to go to an A$AP Rocky pop-up concert, 568 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,765 and we were so hyped after, 569 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,582 Zara said we should get tattoos of each other's names. 570 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,705 And that's when I realized 571 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,081 the girl I'd been crushing on since middle school 572 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,580 had feelings for me, too. 573 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,221 Best night of my life. 574 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,988 Okay. I think we're finished here. 575 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,617 You only took off the "ara"?! 576 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,922 I thought you were good at this. 577 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,433 I thought I'd leave the "Z." 578 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,285 That way, you still got a piece of her. 579 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,403 Listen. 580 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,995 I have a scar on my back. 581 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,067 Oh, is it from your service in World War II? 582 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,236 -No. -Oh. 583 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,595 It's from when I was dating Rose. 584 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,273 I was making pancakes in nothing but a towel, 585 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,983 and a pop of oil got me pretty good on my back, 586 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,605 and, uh... I never got the scar removed. 587 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,151 Decided to keep it. 588 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,007 'Cause it makes me think of her. 589 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:02,975 It's nice. 590 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,517 I usually cook pancakes with butter, but that's what's up. 591 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,458 The point is that even though you and Zara are moving on, 592 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,626 you can still cherish the memories you two had. 593 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,804 The "Z" actually looks pretty dope. 594 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,933 You have a tattoo that says "sports"? 595 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,331 Mm-hmm. 596 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,603 That was a choice you made. 597 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,142 ** 598 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,607 WILL: Hey, kid. 599 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,105 I'm so sorry I invited Graham for that playdate. 600 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,138 I just -- I wanted to fix it. 601 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,883 But that tea party was a very bad idea. 602 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,849 Only if you wanted me to like it. 603 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,717 (laughs) 604 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:40,386 Look, I remember being your age 605 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,717 and talking to my parents about crushes. 606 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,992 And they never said the right thing. 607 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,832 But I always thought that I'd be able to avoid that, 608 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,898 that when the time came for me to talk to my kid about it 609 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,968 that I would know what to say or do. 610 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,637 And I guess I don't. 611 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,807 And everything I'm trying is just making things worse. 612 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,337 Yes! Exactly! 613 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,512 Dad, that's it! 614 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,580 That helped. 615 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,808 What part? What helped? 616 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,053 When you said you didn't get it. 617 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,218 I don't know why. It just felt nice. 618 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,053 -I'll leave you to it. -Dad? 619 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,324 I need you more than these guys. 620 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,928 -Here you go. -Oh, thanks. 621 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,427 You know, Gabe's dad writes for Gotham. 622 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,327 I don't even know what that is. 623 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,203 (scoffs) You should. 624 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,369 POPPY: Oh, Ror, I'd hug you goodbye, but I still can't move 625 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,041 from Sharon's Hula-Tramp class. 626 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,879 Geez, the warm-up alone was 65 minutes! 627 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,575 You still haven't told me how it went! 628 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,677 I want to hear everything. 629 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,878 Listen, I've been thinking, 630 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,550 and we can't gossip about your dad's girlfriends anymore. 631 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,120 It's just not right. 632 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,018 And besides, your dad told me 633 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,689 that you and Sharon are actually buddies. 634 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,688 Me? Friends with that dumbo? Ha! 635 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,031 Rory, you're a great actor but a terrible liar. 636 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,032 (sighs) 637 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,099 Fine. 638 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,127 I actually like that goofball Sharon. 639 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,073 I just didn't want to tell you in case it made you feel bad. 640 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,969 Baby, I love that you're trying to protect my feelings, okay? 641 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,942 But you don't have to pretend anymore. 642 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,880 Besides, there'll always be more gossip. 643 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,976 Did you hear about Graham and Sophie? 644 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,248 Girl, put some coffee on. Let's get into it! 645 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,647 -Yes! -(doorbell rings, knock on door) 646 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,578 All right, your dad's here. 647 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,424 Hey, enjoy your special time with Sharon, okay? 648 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,449 She's a part of all of our lives now. 649 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,324 -(Sharon squeals, Ron laughs) -At least for the time being. 650 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,663 You're bad! 651 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,257 Ooh! I know. That was my last one. 652 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,659 -You're so bad! -That's my last one. 653 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,100 -(knock on door) Come in! 654 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,095 -We're engaged! -Ha ha! Boom! 655 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,497 -(squeals) -Ohh! 656 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,329 (quietly) Sure we can't gossip about this? 657 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,974 (quietly) Oh, we're gonna break this down. 658 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,398 Aah! (giggles) 659 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,308 (indistinct conversations) 660 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,479 -Hey! -WILL: (sighs) 661 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,636 So, this is our future. 662 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,014 Standing three feet away, totally helpless, 663 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,253 while they work things out by themselves. 664 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,679 Yeah. Pretty much. 665 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,293 (British accent) It's bollocks, innit? 666 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,285 (chuckles) 667 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,086 Hey. Sorry about yesterday. 668 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,587 I know I was acting weird. 669 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,129 Maybe you want to build forts later today? 670 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,085 Sure. 671 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,190 By the way, I don't have a crush on you anymore. 672 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,295 I've moved on to Rocco Risoli. 673 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,267 He's wearing that tank top. 674 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,626 Yowza! 675 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,504 Did you hear what I heard? 676 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,142 Sophie's got the hots for Rocco. 677 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,513 Wowie zowie, shark attack in Maui! 678 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,351 Ah. The kid is due. 679 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,448 Never should've gotten them that notepad. 680 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,462 -- Captions by VITAC --