1
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Hands off, old man!
This is my lasagna!

2
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I don't care
if it's the last one.

3
00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,836
My fingers
touched it first.

4
00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,844
[ Strained ] You want to review
the security footage?

5
00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,976
Yo, isn't that
Graham's mom?
Man: Let go!

6
00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,482
Yeah.
It's Graham's mom.

7
00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,324
Angie?

8
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-[ Grunts ]
-Fine!

9
00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,417
Hey.

10
00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,721
-Hi!
-Hey.

11
00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,152
What are you guys
doing here?

12
00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,918
-Oh, we're just --
-Oh, I-I came here by mistake.

13
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This isn't my cart.
I asked you a question.

14
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What are you doing here?
-Uh, we're just, um,

15
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doing some
Palentine shopping.

16
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Yeah, Will has a, uh,
magical night planned for me.

17
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"You make the flowers bloom.
You make the stars shine.

18
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Will you be my Palentine?"

19
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I have a pal!

20
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Will, I'm so sorry
that I didn't respond before.

21
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I have plans with Owen.

22
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By the way, the flowers you sent
had aphids in them.

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It took me, like, a week
to get them out of my kitchen.

24
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You got invited, too?

25
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Yeah.

26
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So, Angie,

27
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cooking a romantic meal
for Owen, huh?

28
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[ Chuckles ]
I see you're making him
frozen turkey,

29
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light bulbs,
pre-sliced radishes, and...

30
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...12 boxes of condoms.

31
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Did I say
we had plans later

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or did I say
we had plans later?!

33
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**

34
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,640
Okay, fine.
You got me, okay?

35
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I'm working.

36
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For Beck+Call.
The delivery app.

37
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Did you get fired
from your law firm?

38
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Let me guess --
Drugs? Drinking?

39
00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:16,913
Aged out?

40
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All flattering guesses,
but no.

41
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Just a side job --
make some extra cash.

42
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Right.

43
00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,746
Hey, are --
are you in a pinch?

44
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I'd love to help out
any way I can.

45
00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,990
No, dude.
Dude, I'm fine. I'm --

46
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I'm actually
kind of good at this.

47
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-[ Chuckles ]
-I think Britney45,

48
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that's my screen name,

49
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is gonna get
the "Golden Cart" tonight.

50
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It's a money bonus
that Beck+Call gives you

51
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when you get 10 good reviews
in a row.

52
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I'm gonna use it to pay
for Graham's trip to El Capitan.

53
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Especially since Jackie is
all over me for the money.

54
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So, checks can be made out
to "Jackie Has a Business, LLC."

55
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Still waiting
on a few deposits.

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-Hi, Jackie.
-Hi, Angie.

57
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Well, it -- it is
Palentine's Day,

58
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so I don't know
if you'd want a couple of pals

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to assist you
in any way.

60
00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,519
Really?
You'd do that?

61
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We got your back,
Angie.

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-[ Exhales sharply ]
-Oh, wow.

63
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Okay. Uh, thanks.

64
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So, fill this cart
with ground beef,

65
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and I'll meet you
at the birthday cakes.

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[ Claps ]

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-- Captions by VITAC --

68
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**

69
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So, who's coming with me
to the sauna?

70
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MacArthur's farewell address...

71
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Reagan's Evil Empire speech...

72
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Jack Palance accepting
his Oscar for "City Slickers"...

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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**

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[ Gasps ]

76
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I was watching
"Newhart" reruns.

77
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It got me feeling
all frisky.

78
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Big Red.

79
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I-Is this some type
of Valentine's surprise?

80
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Pbbt! Valentine's
is for dopes.

81
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It's just a cash-grab cooked up
by the crepe paper industry.

82
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Yes.
Now, let's make
some sugar.

83
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I-I-I -- B-Bu--

84
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L-Listen, unfortunately,
I'm occupied.

85
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Oh. Where is she?

86
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I'm sure the three of us
can work something out.

87
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Uh, n-no,
it's not another woman.

88
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,146
I'm babysitting.
Gotcha.

89
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,824
I guess I can call the guy
that sold me my snowmobile.

90
00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,024
-Toodles!
-No, no, hey!

91
00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,755
You know what?
I'll just put them to bed!

92
00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,330
-How long we talking?
-Not long.

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**

94
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6:08, lights out.

95
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What about dinner?
Ah, you can have it
for breakfast.

96
00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,025
What's with D'Amato?

97
00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,496
Louisa gave him
a personal Valentine.

98
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Poured her heart out in a way
that I can only describe

99
00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,744
as "raw."

100
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And Graham gave her...

101
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A picture of a mouse
that said "Cheese be mine!"

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It's so first thought.

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Graham: Oh, Louisa.

104
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I wanted to write her
something personal...

105
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[Inhales deeply]
...but alas, I was a coward.

106
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[ Sighs ]

107
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Sounds like
a tomorrow problem.

108
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Okay,
everybody go to sleep

109
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or just lie there
with your eyes closed.

110
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I don't care.
-I'll get to sleep...

111
00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,104
as soon as I craft
the perfect Valentine.

112
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Until then,
I will not rest,

113
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I cannot rest,
and I shall not rest!

114
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-This ain't going away.
-Emma, Amy,

115
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there's a visitor out there
in a trench coat.

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Keep her occupied.
-Sir, yes, sir!

117
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Just like
we trained for!

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Great. Quickly.

119
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,435
Okay, what do you need
from me?

120
00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,477
Your wisdom,
your honesty,

121
00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,653
and most of all,
your heart.

122
00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,081
It's interesting that my kids
are friends with you.

123
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**

124
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I feel like dipping something
in tartar sauce.

125
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Right away.

126
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We'll microwave
some clam strips.

127
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**

128
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Come on. Mark's almost here.
Time to go.

129
00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,143
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
I'm not going anywhere.

130
00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,468
I can't watch you suffer
through another failed romance

131
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with a mediocre man.

132
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,105
That nonsense
ends tonight.

133
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[ Knock on door ]

134
00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:36,943
[ Sighs ]

135
00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,783
Rory. Rory!

136
00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,615
[ Chuckles ]

137
00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,851
Uh, I'm Mark.

138
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Uh, I'm your mom's,
Poppy's, um...

139
00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,815
driver.

140
00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:52,756
I'm here to take her...
to a, uh...

141
00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,963
floral design competition,
of which this is my first entry.

142
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[ Chuckles ]

143
00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:59,104
Oh, Mark, you think
I don't know about you?

144
00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,132
I know.

145
00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,867
I'm not sure
how information is shared

146
00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,642
between you
and your 30 kids,

147
00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,111
but my mom and I
are very open,

148
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,539
so please,
have a seat.

149
00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,506
Okay.

150
00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,213
-[ Chuckles nervously ]
-Hm.

151
00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,175
Um, Rory, you and I talked
about me dating,

152
00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,775
and you said
you were okay.

153
00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,987
I am. I just don't know
if you two are compatible.

154
00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,149
So, uh,
land your can, Poppy.

155
00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,158
It's game time.

156
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What do you mean
"game time"?

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[ Game show music plays ]

158
00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,958
Welcome to...

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"Scenarios!"

160
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**

161
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All right.

162
00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,041
Nine deliveries down,
one to go.

163
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[ Sighs ]
Thank you, guys.

164
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,511
Now I can see Owen
for Valentine's Day.

165
00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,654
[ Chuckles ] Oh.
Yeah, and now I can see Will
for Palentine's Day.

166
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[ Chuckles ]
And also every other person
Will knows

167
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who didn't have
something better to do.

168
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Okay.

169
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[ Vehicle door opens ]

170
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[ Music plays ]

171
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[ Doorbell rings ]

172
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[ Laughs ]
That is good.

173
00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,932
Oh, that's funny.

174
00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,103
Yeah, just give me
one second.

175
00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,571
Angie?

176
00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,367
What are you doing here?

177
00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,110
Hello!
[ Chuckles ]

178
00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,009
I'm...here
for the party.

179
00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,611
You don't remember me
RSVPing?

180
00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,753
I don't remember
inviting you.

181
00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,048
But I guess...

182
00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,379
come in?

183
00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,684
Huh.

184
00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,275
A couples Valentine's party
with the parents from school?

185
00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,947
[ Chuckles ] I'm in.

186
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**

187
00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,463
Make yourself at home.

188
00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,792
You're the only
unmarried person here.

189
00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,386
I hope
that doesn't bother you.

190
00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,628
Oh, no, no.

191
00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:39,103
It just...frees me up
to flirt with all your husbands.

192
00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,402
[ Both laugh ]

193
00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:43,204
[ Clears throat ]
Jared, honey, stay close.

194
00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,936
[ Groans ]
Where are the groceries?

195
00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,743
Oh, hon, I told you
to stop using Beck+Call.

196
00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,276
They hire
gutter people.

197
00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,950
I mean, there's a reason
why they're [Chuckling]
delivering groceries.

198
00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,620
Right?
It's just like...

199
00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,918
[Inhales deeply]
why can't you just be rich?

200
00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,450
So true.

201
00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,286
I'm writing
a scathing review.

202
00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,720
I'm gonna bury Britney45.

203
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,826
Will you excuse me?
I gotta --

204
00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,458
-Spell "delinquent."
-"Delinquent" --

205
00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,964
D-E-L-I-N...
-Mm-hmm.

206
00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,455
[ Cellphone buzzing ]

207
00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,328
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Angie, what's taking you
so long?

208
00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,635
Are you under duress?
If so, order a pizza.

209
00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,138
[ Whispering ]
I'm not ordering a pizza, okay?

210
00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,469
This is Jackie's house!

211
00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,435
I told her that I came
to her stupid party

212
00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,513
'cause I didn't want her to know
that I work for Beck+Call.

213
00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,812
[ Cellphone chimes ]

214
00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,581
[ Groans ]
She gave me a bad review.

215
00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,913
Zero stars?!

216
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,847
The bitch torched me!

217
00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,652
Just because I threw
her groceries in the bushes.

218
00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,115
You what?
You don't get it.

219
00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,093
I need
that Golden Cart money!

220
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,792
Graham's trip
depends on it.

221
00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,134
-Aw, Ang...
-Don't "Aw, Ang" me!

222
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,629
Just get in here
and help me steal her phone

223
00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,461
so I can
rewrite the review.

224
00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,196
[ Cellphone beeps ]
[ Sighs deeply ]

225
00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,301
I gotta go bail Angie out
of another jam.
[ Seatbelt clicks ]

226
00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,843
So, what, you just want me
to wait in the car, like a dog?

227
00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,169
[ Sighs ]
This is supposed
to be our night.

228
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,173
It is.

229
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,144
Y-You know, I guess
on Palentine's Day,

230
00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,143
it's natural to ask
the question, Will...

231
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what are we?

232
00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,477
Fine.
You want to come? Come.

233
00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,612
Do you really want me to come,
or are you just saying that?

234
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,648
I really
want you to come.

235
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,693
Fine. But we can't go
empty-handed.

236
00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,688
[ Doorbell rings ]

237
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,519
Oh! I invited
you guys, too?

238
00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,016
Can't drink and Evite
anymore.

239
00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,357
[ Chuckles ]

240
00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,861
Oh, my God,
is that crudités?

241
00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,563
I ordered some
that never came.

242
00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,525
Let's party!
Mwah!

243
00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,074
[ Game show music plays ]

244
00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,998
Should I be concerned?

245
00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,473
I-I knew
I should've worn a suit.

246
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,001
I-I second-guessed myself
at the door.

247
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,836
No, no, it's just
Rory being Rory.

248
00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,712
He can be overprotective
and a little dramatic.

249
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[ Both chuckle, music stops ]

250
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Your "Scenarios!"
categories --

251
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"It's All Relatives,"

252
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,513
"Robes & Baths,"

253
00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,648
"Three-Day Weekends,"

254
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,753
"Out On The Town,"

255
00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,824
and "State Capitals."

256
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,492
Contestant 2?
-Hmm...

257
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,720
let's do
"Robes & Baths."

258
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,357
"My mom draws you a bath.
Do you take the bath?"

259
00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,904
Bath...bath...

260
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,099
Do I take the bath?

261
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,160
No, I don't think I do.

262
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,228
[ Whispering ] Yes.
Correct.

263
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,995
In this scenario,
my mom drew you a bath

264
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,344
as a test because...

265
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,698
Rory and Poppy:
"Men who take baths are weird."

266
00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,437
-Mm.
-Okay, um,

267
00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,541
I'll take
"State Capitals."

268
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:03,083
"What is the state capital
of Oregon?"

269
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,750
Okay, how is that
a scenario?

270
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,408
Fine.
Salem. Right?
Yeah.

271
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,346
See? We'll be done
in no time.

272
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,781
I'll try "State Capitals."

273
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,417
Multiple choice!

274
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,851
"You and my mom are in
Topeka, Kansas, for a wedding.

275
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,557
You've just learned
that the theme is 'The Beach,'

276
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,459
and neither of you
have packed the proper clothes.

277
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,260
Do you 'A' -- pretend that
you never got the invitation,

278
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,733
'B' -- buy beach clothes,

279
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,262
'C' -- purposefully
drive your rental car

280
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,396
off the road?"
[ Chuckles ]

281
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,201
-I'll go with --
-Hold your horses, cowboy.

282
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,303
The answers go to "N."

283
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,744
"'D' -- get into a fight."

284
00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,470
[ Music plays,
indistinct conversations ]

285
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,414
So, here's the plan -- Jackie
has been on her phone all night,

286
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,910
and she keeps
Instagramming the party

287
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,112
and tagging
famous people
Aha!

288
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,413
so everyone thinks they're here.
[ Chuckles ]

289
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,584
Like Josh Hartnett
would really come here.

290
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,623
Anyway,
when she puts it down,

291
00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,149
you distract her,
and I'll grab it.

292
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,323
-Well, how do we distract her?
-I don't know.

293
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,291
Ask her about the show
her husband writes for.

294
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,619
"Gotham"?
It's the last season.

295
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,085
I don't want any spoilers.
Mnh-mnh.

296
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,992
Agreed.
This is nuts, Angie.

297
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,434
You're an amazing mom
who's working really hard

298
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,659
to make sure
her son has a great life.

299
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,995
Yeah, just tell her
the truth.

300
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,129
You're proud as hell,

301
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,404
just like the cast and crew
of "Gotham."

302
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,501
Or at least
they should be.

303
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,432
I'm not...
proud, okay?

304
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,468
I'm embarrassed.

305
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,142
This is all
embarrassing.

306
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,442
I haven't even
told Owen.

307
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,943
Angie, I'm so sorry.

308
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,435
Do you want
to talk about it?

309
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,676
No! I'm gonna do
the only thing I can do,

310
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,512
and that's
steal Jackie's phone.

311
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,276
Oh, she just put it down!
Hot screen! Hot screen!

312
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,275
Hot screen! This way.
-Ow, ow, ow.

313
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,247
-Jackie!
-Hey.

314
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,945
-Hi!
-So, again, uh,

315
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,457
such a great party...
Aww, thanks.

316
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,959
...really, and to think
we almost didn't come.

317
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,091
That's really funny.

318
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,625
That's funny.
[ Laughs ]

319
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,830
Jackie:
Oh, I'm so sorry

320
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,701
you didn't find anyone
for your Palentine's Day thing.

321
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,330
Jared was so bummed
he couldn't make it.

322
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,495
-Wait, you asked Jared?
-Now is not the time, Miggy.

323
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,974
-Okay, cool. Mm-hmm.
-What's going on with you guys?

324
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,614
-Nothing.
-Nothing.

325
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,668
[ Chuckles ] Nothing.
It's nothing.

326
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:41,778
Okay, um...

327
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,279
Well, I'm gonna go mingle.
-Mm-hmm.

328
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,810
Maybe you guys
just stay right here.

329
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,445
-Right here. Word. Uh...
-Okay, great.

330
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,949
[ Gasps ]

331
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,221
Jackie! Hi! Oh!
-Why are we hugging?

332
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,490
'Cause it's
Valentine's Day.

333
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,690
**

334
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,063
Another Negroni,
ma'am?

335
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,990
Five's my limit, ladies.

336
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,063
What's taking your old man
so long?

337
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,001
We've been at this
for an hour, okay?

338
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,543
The boy's a mess.
New strategy.

339
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,198
Graham, why don't you -- why
don't you come sit down with us.

340
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,368
All right.

341
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,535
You know, when I want
to show someone that I care,

342
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,984
I can count on a gift

343
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,179
that's decorative
and healthy --

344
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,311
Fogerty, are you pitching me
Edible Arrangements?!

345
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,878
That's an easy out.

346
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,846
But with Louisa,
there are no easy outs.

347
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,416
Look at the card
she gave me.

348
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,515
"Love is a puzzle.
I've gathered the clues.

349
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,558
Now I know
the answer is Y-O-U."

350
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,203
-Terrific.
-And then on the inside,

351
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,898
there's, like,
an 80-letter palindrome.

352
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,200
[ Sighs ]
She's a genius of love,

353
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,702
a master of riddles.

354
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,544
I'm just a guy
who still can't read a clock.

355
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,370
4:00 A.M.?

356
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,935
I'm ruined.

357
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,444
-Ding dong.
-Oh!

358
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,435
Look, uh,
I'm gonna take a hike.

359
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,447
I didn't come here tonight to
kick it with the "Peanuts" gang.

360
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,109
I-I know, and I'm sorry.
It's just --

361
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,617
This kid here has it really bad
for some twist named Louisa.

362
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,920
But we're almost
out of the weeds.

363
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,423
The sooner we solve it,
the sooner we hit
the road to Sheetsville?

364
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,115
Where you will be
the mayor.

365
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,257
Easy peasy!

366
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,962
Take it from a travel agent
who has booked

367
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,104
over 4,800
unforgettable couples cruises.

368
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,600
All I need
is like 14 bucks

369
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,102
and the holiday aisle
at Rite Aid.

370
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,944
Yes, my queen.

371
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,539
"Hello, Internet"?

372
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,910
"To whom
it may concern"?

373
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,269
Okay, clearly, you've never
written a review before.

374
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,908
Okay, just say it was hands down
the best service you ever had.

375
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,784
Shopping cart emoji.
-Look, if anybody can capture

376
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,883
the voice of
a 40-year-old woman, it's me.

377
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,615
Dude, I just thought
we could do this together.

378
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,879
You know, like pals.

379
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,288
Whoa.

380
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,119
Palentine's Day
is drama-free!

381
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,724
Dude, you're the one
that's bringing the drama!

382
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,785
I'm only here because
everyone else you asked said no.

383
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,455
[ Scoffs ]
Sorry for thinking
you actually wanted me around.

384
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,803
Miggy, please don't
make this about you.
This is about Angie.

385
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,970
And how this...

386
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:49,138
was hands down the best service
I've ever had!

387
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,499
What?
Oh, there's
a shopping cart emoji.

388
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,937
That's so cute.
I literally
just said that.

389
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,612
It's like
you don't even see me!

390
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,770
[ Knock on door ]
Angie: Hey. You guys.

391
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,138
Did you fix the...

392
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,505
...fix...the...toilet?

393
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,607
They fix--

394
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,278
They broke the toilet,

395
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,776
and now
they're fixing it.

396
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,288
Angie, I can't find my phone.
Let me borrow yours.

397
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,358
Gimme your phone.

398
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,320
I have to call it.

399
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,958
[ Line ringing ]

400
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,463
* Oh! *
Are you playing
"Rhythm of the Night"?

401
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,604
Great song,
but not the time.

402
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,958
I'm not. It's coming
from Jackie's phone.

403
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,367
But I love it, too.

404
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,828
* Forget about the worries
on your mind *

405
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,367
I...
* You can leave them
all behind *

406
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,141
* To the beat
of the rhythm of the night *

407
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,470
* Oh, the rhythm... *

408
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,814
Jackie:
What are you doing?

409
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:26,869
* ...the night *

410
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,550
To be completely honest, Rory,
no, I wouldn't go

411
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,119
to Mark's grandma's funeral
if it was on your birthday.

412
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,818
Even if he was
visiting Santa Fe?

413
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,120
I don't get it.

414
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,321
Well, clearly!

415
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,952
I mean,
Rory's birthday is sacred,

416
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,618
no matter
what state capital he's in.

417
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,025
Rory: Well, folks,
they came out swinging, but --

418
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,828
Wait. What's that?
Wow.

419
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,861
I am being told
that this is the worst score

420
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,997
in "Scenarios!" history.

421
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,471
We'll return
after this commercial.

422
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,640
Friends, end-of-life planning
isn't easy,

423
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,909
but it can be fun.

424
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,908
At Rory Banks Funeral Home,
the party never ends.

425
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,312
This is
gonna sound crazy,

426
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,713
but "Scenarios!"
has made me realize

427
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,684
that we really aren't
compatible.

428
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,513
Right?
Yeah.

429
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,647
It's weirdly
illuminating.

430
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,551
Yeah!

431
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,182
I mean,
as insane as it is,

432
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,848
it's made me see us
in a whole new light.

433
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,216
Mm-hmm.
You know, when you said
your dream scenario

434
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,555
is to open up your own
private investigation agency --

435
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,590
We'd do it as a team.

436
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,925
Yeah, I heard you
the first time.

437
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,700
I'm sorry, but I just
don't see myself there.

438
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,729
For what it's worth,
I loved all two weeks of this.

439
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,774
Me too.

440
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,168
And I'm glad we got out
while it's good.

441
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,840
All right, come on.
We're back from commercials.

442
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,239
[ Singsong voice ]
Time for Round Three!

443
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,441
Rory, some good news.
We're gonna skip Round Three.

444
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,383
Mark and I decided to
stop seeing each other, so...

445
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,878
All thanks
to "Scenarios!"

446
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,580
Yeah.
It's a great game, Rory.

447
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,381
Thanks.

448
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,123
Okay.
That's our show.

449
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,580
Guests of "Scenarios!"
get to stay

450
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,617
at the world-famous
Century Plaza Hotel.

451
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,023
Is this part
of Round Three?

452
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,415
I don't think so.

453
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,126
Someone want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?

454
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:52,989
Will?

455
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,358
All right, Jackie, the person
who was supposed to deliver

456
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,967
your groceries tonight
is me.

457
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,799
I'm Britney45.

458
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,773
Wait, seriously?

459
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,272
No!

460
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,114
No, Will was just
helping a friend in need.

461
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,580
Me.
I am Britney45.

462
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,779
That's right, 44 other Britneys
joined Beck+Call

463
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,811
before me.

464
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,945
Look, I have no idea
what's happening,

465
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,752
but I have a party
downstairs, and I --

466
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,553
Look, I'm Britney45!

467
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,785
And I did a garbage job
with your groceries!

468
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,960
[ Sighs ] Thank you, guys,
but I-I gotta own this.

469
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:29,001
Jackie, I moonlight
as a grocery delivery person.

470
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,129
Things aren't easy.

471
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,134
Money is tight as is, and then
the class trip comes up,

472
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,436
and there's always
some new thing to pay for.

473
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:40,939
[ Sighs ] I'm at a low-level
freak out at all times.

474
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,914
So, you know, if you want
to give me zero stars,

475
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,013
go right ahead.

476
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,975
I deal with harder crap
every day.

477
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,254
Oh, Angie.

478
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,452
I hear you.

479
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,453
Yeah, it may seem like
I have the perfect life

480
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,456
and I have
the perfect house,

481
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,788
but there's a reason I started
Jackie Has a Business, LLC.

482
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,325
Financially, things with
Jared and me aren't great.

483
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,532
Oh. I --

484
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,634
I had no idea.

485
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,926
You really get it.

486
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,537
"Gotham" isn't syndicating well
in South America.

487
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,370
I might have to let go
of my Social Media Assistant.

488
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,106
Yeah, no, no, that's --
Your thing is different.

489
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,213
No, we're in
the exact same boat.

490
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,284
I'm giving you
five stars.

491
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,781
No, I don't want
your pity stars, okay?

492
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,883
-Psh.
-You can give me four stars.

493
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,615
If you could
avoid saying

494
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,121
that I threw your food
in the bushes, that'd be great.

495
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,294
You threw my food
in the bushes?

496
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,221
Three stars is fine.

497
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,457
**

498
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,131
Big Red: No woman can resist
a plush animal.

499
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,660
I got six in my car
rear window right now.

500
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,995
Now get out of here,
you handsome little devil.

501
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,531
Wai-- Wai-- Ba--
Hold on.

502
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,202
God,
kids are nasty.

503
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,536
-Pecan?
-No.

504
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,514
-Caramel?
-No.

505
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,211
-Cherry cordial?
-Come to Mama.

506
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,680
[ Knock on door ]

507
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,381
-Douglas, right?
-Yeah.

508
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,486
And this is...Emma --
or Amy.

509
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,888
That's a boy, Phil.

510
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,219
Would it be possible for him
to talk to Louisa, please?

511
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,556
Sure. Um, she's in
her rocking chair.

512
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,563
What if she doesn't like
my Valentine?

513
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,395
Well, you see,
that doesn't matter,

514
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,100
because she likes you.

515
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,402
And if you start to panic,
just tell her...

516
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,944
[ Whispering ]

517
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,069
**

518
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,066
Greetings.

519
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,107
I'll leave you to it.

520
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,241
**

521
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,446
Louisa,
you're a 10.

522
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,548
If you're up for it, I know
a great place for a steak.

523
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,592
If you're a vegetarian,
there's a salad bar.

524
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,119
Ranch dressing
as thick as wet concrete.

525
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,426
So be mine,
you gorgeous dame.

526
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,928
Glory be.

527
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,359
Whoa.

528
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,964
Sounds like
someone I know.

529
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,896
Oh, I might've given him
a line or two,

530
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,902
but I'm saving my best stuff
for you.

531
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,244
[ Door closes ]

532
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,099
I have a girlfriend!

533
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,708
[ Cheering, squealing ]

534
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,581
Ror?

535
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,408
Hello?
Who's there?

536
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,214
What did I tell you
last week?

537
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,106
[ Sighs ] No sleep mask
while Mom is talking.

538
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:01,948
Mm-hmm.

539
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,151
Baby, I'm confused.

540
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,654
Were you rooting for me and Mark
to be together?

541
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,416
I mean, no, I set out to destroy
your relationship, but...

542
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,717
[ Sighs ]

543
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,328
...then I started having fun
with you guys,

544
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,600
and I secretly was hoping
for it to work out.

545
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,469
You deserve
to find love, Mom.

546
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,928
I will.

547
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,766
And hey, now that
we have "Scenarios!",

548
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,941
I might find somebody
sooner.

549
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,609
But today,
will you be my Valentine?

550
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,669
I'd love to.

551
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,777
But we should play
"Scenarios!"

552
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,608
just to make sure
it's right.

553
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,783
Okay,
Rory Denzel Banks,

554
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,181
I'm not playing "Scenarios!"
again today.

555
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,984
Look, when I headed out
tonight,

556
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,315
I didn't care
who I made it with.

557
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,790
I got in my car,
and I drove to the house

558
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,748
of the first man
I could think of.

559
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,017
His wife was home,
so then I tried you.

560
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,455
An honor.

561
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,791
But when I saw you
help out that little rat,

562
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,456
something shifted.

563
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,995
And then that business
on the porch.

564
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,369
Doc, I was a puddle.

565
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,169
I wanna make love
to you.

566
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,301
Then it's settled.

567
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,795
But not tonight.
Not tonight.

568
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,637
I want to slow things down,
make it special.

569
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:04,283
I want a romance
with the simmering heat

570
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,681
of a four-day/three-night
to Ensenada.

571
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:10,053
So, are you willing
to wait?

572
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,282
For you? Always.

573
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,648
I mean,
why do it tonight?

574
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,685
Valentine's Day
is for dopes, huh?

575
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,191
[ Chuckles ]
[ Glasses clink ]

576
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,793
I'll call you
tomorrow.

577
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,864
Mnh.

578
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,792
I leave in the A.M.
for a six-month cruise

579
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,998
to the Panama Canal.

580
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,559
Half off.
You don't say no to that.

581
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,397
I would.

582
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,032
Douglas,
I can't sleep.

583
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,697
Looks like
you got your hands full.

584
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,536
I'm gonna go home and finish
a hoagie I got in my fridge.

585
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,342
W-- W--
Mwah.

586
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,035
Call me.

587
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,849
**

588
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,721
God, you're so little.

589
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,150
[ Both sigh ]

590
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,424
[ Door closes ]

591
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,653
I'm feeling something.

592
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,487
I think it's...

593
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,522
jealousy?

594
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,887
I...

595
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,394
I like Graham.

596
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,186
Everybody likes Graham.

597
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,528
[ Chuckling ]
He's a lovable sad sack.

598
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,074
No.

599
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,128
I think
I like like Graham.

600
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,844
How are you kids
so emotionally available?

601
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,541
When I was seven,
I had a job.

602
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,413
[ Gearshift clicks ]

603
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,945
Thanks for dropping me,
you guys.

604
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,380
I really hope
he's still awake.

605
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,675
Please say hello to Owen
for us.

606
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,446
But time it in a way
it's not weird.

607
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,385
Like before the sex
or way, way after!

608
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,420
You feel me?
[ Chuckles ]

609
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,594
-I got it.
-Okay.

610
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,192
Thanks for tonight, guys.
Really.

611
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,634
This was...

612
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,789
not normal.

613
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,227
[ Laughter ]

614
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,402
I guess
now that you've seen me

615
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,801
as a loser
delivery person,

616
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,132
you probably look at me
differently.

617
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,196
Yeah.

618
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,444
I think that
you're pretty remarkable.

619
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,640
Oh, my God,
you're such a dork.

620
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,911
-[ Chuckles ]
-You're welcome.

621
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,239
Happy Palentine's Day.

622
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,884
-Thank you! Good night!
-Bye, pal!

623
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,039
Have fun!

624
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,246
We'll make sure
you get in safe!

625
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,079
Palentine's Day
isn't officially over.

626
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,984
Yeah, it is.
It's almost midnight.

627
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,976
-Not in Hawaii.
-You're taking me to Hawaii?!

628
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,818
No, that's...not logical.
Oh...

629
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,963
But there's still time
to do this right.

630
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,258
* Oh *

631
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,460
* To the beat
of the rhythm of the night *

632
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,732
* Dance until
the morning light *

633
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,631
* Forget about the worries
on your mind *

634
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,633
* You can leave them
all behind *

635
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,625
* To the beat
of the rhythm of the night *

636
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:11,837
* Oh, the rhythm
of the night *

637
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,941
* Oh, oh *

638
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,642
Sorry, miss.

639
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,414
Mmm. Pasta.

640
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,483
Sorry.

641
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:23,780
**