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...plum, lemon, apple,
cherries -- No, no, no, no.

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Cantaloupe. Yep. And those
are the ten best fruits.

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Good one.Next, vegetables.
Mm.

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-So, celery, ca-- Wha--
-Okay, I can't take it anymore.

5
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-Wow.
-Will, what's up with the suit?

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-Yeah.
-It's for my audition to,

7
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get this,
be an on-air meteorologist.

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-Ohh!
-Whoa, Will!

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I ran into
an old producing buddy of mine

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at a kitchen supply store.

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I was right in the middle
of a free sample of crumb cake.

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And there she was.

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Mmm.

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Will?

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Tracy Freeze! Hi!

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Oh, it's been forever!
Yeah.

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So, are you still working from
home? Just full-on dad mode?

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Ah, nah. I'm actually
just killing time in here

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while they fix my bike
across the street.

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My motorcycle bike.
-Will Cooper?

21
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Your daddy/daughter
monogrammed chef hats are ready.Those aren't mine.

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Oh, your name's not Will?
And your daughter's
name's not Sophie?

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What are you --
a private detective?

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Ugh.
[ Laughs ]

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So, she said I could audition
to be the weatherman for KZOP.

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K-ZOP!

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I've always kind of been
a behind-the-camera guy,

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but ever since Angie and I

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survived that tropical storm,
eh, I don't know.

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I've just been more willing
to put myself out there.

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This would be my dream job.

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Well, get that mon-ey.

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Wow!
I'm really proud of you.

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Hey, um, can I get free tickets
to be in the audience?

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There is no audience
for local news.

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Ar-Are there free pens?

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There may be pens, yeah.Nice!

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Listen, if they give you
a secretary,

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you want to make sure that you
pick a homely one, right?

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Mm-hmm.
Big nose. Weird skin.

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Or else you're not gonna
get anything done.

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Anyway, I've spent all day
making an audition tape,

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and I would love
some feedback

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'cause I have no idea
if it's any good.

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You know, I've just been
a stay-at-home dad too long.

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My dad skills are on point.

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I can make a lunch
with my eyes closed.

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And, yes, my dishwasher thinks
I'm charming, but will L.A.?

49
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You know, will I have that
Al Roker-level of charisma?

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That elusive zazz.What is "zazz"?

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When you experience zazz,
you'll know it.

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In your bones.
And a little in your butt.

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Al Roker gives me
a tingle in my tush.

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Ar-Are you guys saying "zazz"
or -- or "jazz"?

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Hey, dude,
I'll take a look at that tape.

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I got a pretty good eye
for zazz.
Great.

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Count me in, too.And Poppy's in!

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Mm-hmm.Yeah,
I want to see this.

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Thank you.
The big three!

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Uh, Mom?
Something happened.

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Is it noticeable?

62
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Yeah, buddy. Yeah.

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--Captions by VITAC--

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♪♪

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Not to backseat-drive here,
but it's permanent marker.

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This feels more like
a cover-up than a wipe-off.

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Graham,
who did this to you?!

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[ Sighs ]
Who cares, really?

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One day you have a forehead, and
the next day, you have "farts."

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No big deal.

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Disagree.
Picture Day is in two days,

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and a bad picture
can haunt you the entire year.

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Trust me.
I've had some rough ones.

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One...two...three!Every Picture Day, I get
so nervous, my smile becomes,

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]well, real weird.

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I'm a lost cause,

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but you still have time
to take a good picture.

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Graham, sweetie,

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tell Mommy who did this,
okay?

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I promise I'll be cool.

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♪♪

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It was the twins.
[ Sighs ]

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[ Whispering ]
I'll kill them!

84
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Oh, hey,
I can't babysit tonight.

85
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I mean, technically, I could,
but I don't want to.

86
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We're here
because your daughters

87
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vandalized my son's face.

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His Picture Day is ruined!

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And not to be an alarmist,
but maybe his life.

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Maybe they'll take profile shots
this year. We're good.

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Let's go.
-No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

92
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You need to deal with this
with Emma and Amy.

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I don't even know
where they are.

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They're standing
right there,

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polishing your golf clubs.

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Girls, why did you write "farts"
on Graham's face?

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'Cause it's funny.

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Sooo funny.

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[ Twins laugh ]

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It says "farts"!

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Oh, man, I can't breathe.

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You gotta admit:
it's hilarious.

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It says "farts" on his face.

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I mean, I can see
the humor in it.

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There you go.No.

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It's not funny.

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My son's face looks like
the side of a bathroom stall.

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We need an apology.

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An apology? No, no.

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Apologies are for the weak.

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Does the lion
apologize to the gazelle?

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Does the tornado apologize
to the trailer park?

113
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These are your kids!

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You need to teach them
right and wrong!

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I am. By letting them
act the way they see fit.

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Who knows how long
I'm gonna be around?

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But while I'm here,

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I am teaching them
to be self-sufficient.

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So in the future, when a
self-driving car is president

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and the robots
have figured out

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that the only thing
they need from us is teeth,

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my girls
will still be standing.

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Unlike others.[ Sniffing ]

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What the hell
are you doing?

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[ Sniffs ]
God, I love gardenia season!

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Look, I have worked too hard
all by myself

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to drill a moral code
into Graham,

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and I'm not gonna let
your girls undo it.

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If you refuse to civilize
them, I'll do it myself.

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Sleepover at my place.

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Sleepover!Let's go get our bags!

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This is gonna be
a night.

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Good luck
getting an apology.

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Maybe after that,
you can push back the ocean

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or wrestle the wind.

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Just to be clear, I'm telling
you it's impossible.

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We'll see about that.

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Good evening.

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Thanks for bothering
to tune in.

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Bet you think
I got nothing to tell you.

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You think
it'll always be sunny and warm.

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'Cause you've been lulled
into a California complacency

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[Mockingly] like a little,
tan baby eating avocado.

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Nom, nom, nom.

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Well, guess what.

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There's actually
a low-pressure system

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coming in from the south.

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Do you know what that means,
even?

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Here's a hint: It's gonna rain.

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That's all for now.
Remember, I'm Will Cooper,

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weather you like it or not.
[whether]

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[ Remote clicks ]

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Well? What do you think?The camera loves you.

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I don't even know
if I could watch that again.

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Very provocative.

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Really?
Please be honest.

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You weather-shamed us!Yeah, never show that again
to anybody.

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Hey,
here's a weather report:

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That audition
was a natural disaster.

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♪♪

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Okay, we only have 48 hours
until Picture Day.

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Luckily, a woman on the Internet
swears by coconut oil.

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At least it's moisturizing.

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Wait.
Water's our snack?

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It is for now.

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Give up the popcorn,
D'Amato.

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Nope.
Not until you apologize.

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I'm sorry
for all the hassle.

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No, no.
Y-Youdon't say you're sorry.

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Theydo.

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Apologize now!

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Is that the worst
you got?

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Oh, Angie D
is just warming up.

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Emma, Emma, Emma.

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We're friends, right?

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You like cheesy pop, Amy?

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This whole bowl could be yours
if you would only apologize.

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I know what you're doing.

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I've seen
two "Law and Orders."

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[ Sighs ]
You foolish, foolish woman.

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Emma got some
when sheapologized.

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That never happened.

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I would sense it.

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Wait. Really?

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No, I heard you
talking to her.

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You people and twins.

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[ Gasps ]

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I don't know
the extent of your powers.

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This isn't over!

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Maybe you can add an "O",
you know,

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to make it "Of Arts"?

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Or, as the French
would call it, "des-artistes."

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That sounds classy.

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I was trying to be edgy.

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KZOP probably thinks
I'm some stay-at-home dad

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who smells like dryer sheets
and snickerdoodles.

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I had to subvert
their expectations.

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I don't think we expected
what we just saw.

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Look, Will, I love that
you're going after your dream.

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And I know how hard it is
to go back to work

201
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after you've been out of
the game for a while.

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That's how I felt
with the Winebrary.

203
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But -- and I don't know
how to put this nicely --

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that audition is one of
the worst things I've ever seen,

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and I've seen
Miggy's music video.

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"Mystery Señorita"?

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♪ Mystery señorita

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♪ Señorita,
chiquitita, mamacita ♪

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♪ ¿Quién eres? ♪

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♪ Young woman,
young woman, young woman ♪

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♪ Who areyou? ♪

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♪ Mystery señorita

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♪ Su nombre puede ser

214
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♪ Mi querida o tal vez Sandy

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♪ Her name
could be anything ♪

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♪ It could be Sandy

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♪ Mystery señorita

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Ella ya estava cuando
llegue al auto.

219
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♪ She was here
when I got in this car ♪

220
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♪ Who are you?

221
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♪ Mystery señorita ♪ Señorita

222
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I'll take that comparison
as a compliment.

223
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You shouldn't.

224
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Well, do you at least
have specific notes?

225
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Listen, your on-air persona

226
00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,229
is a little...Anderson Cooper-y?

227
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More like
"scary guy at a bus stop."Hmm. Noted.

228
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How about we help you
make a new tape?

229
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I could fix your look.

230
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I've been wanting
to do things

231
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to that hair
for a long time.

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Is something wrong
with my hair?

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How do you want me
to answer that?

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And I can give you
someone to play off of.

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I can be the newscaster
that throws to you.

236
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And I'll be your acting coach.
I'll make you

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a little less preachy
and a little more peachy.

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From hateable
to relatable!

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You guys, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.

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Tomorrow, Will Cooper,
we make you a star.

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This is gonna be the greatest
thing I've ever been a part of!

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-Whoo! Yay!
-Yeah!

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Both:
♪ Mystery señorita

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♪ Señorita, chiquitita,
mamacita ♪Oh, my God.

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No.
♪ ¿Quién eres? ♪

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[ Sighs ] Well, it can't
stay there forever, right?

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-Here. We wrote "sorry" notes.
-I hope you're happy, Angie.

248
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,928
You made us abandon
our principles.

249
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,758
Can I ask what was it
that finally turned you?

250
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:06,756
Was it when I cried?

251
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,807
No, we just got bored.

252
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,682
Can we just have
cheesy pop now?

253
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,814
One more thing.
Hold 'em up.

254
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,949
[ Camera shutter clicks ]Yes!

255
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,690
Thank you.

256
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,391
[ Cellphone beeps ]

257
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,519
[ Cellphone buzzes ]

258
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,818
Hello, Douglas.

259
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,607
I don't believe it.
How much did you pay 'em?

260
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,612
It happened.

261
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,873
They apologized.

262
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,395
It took four hours
using questionable tactics,

263
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,179
but I domesticated
your girls.

264
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,963
Sweet freakin' dreams!

265
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,528
♪♪

266
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,615
Good morning. Hope everyone
had a good night's sleep.

267
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,966
I slept like a rock.

268
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,186
Mom! Your face!

269
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,445
-Oh, boy.
-What?

270
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,625
[ Gasps ]

271
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,814
Oh!

272
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,852
[ Both laugh ]

273
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,286
Oh, you're going down.

274
00:09:55,333 --> 00:10:00,643
♪♪

275
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,687
It's not perfect,
but it's a start. We'll find it.

276
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,653
Will: All right, thanks, guys.
Best crew in the biz.

277
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,082
Let's have a great show.

278
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,865
Thank you so much
for being up here with me.

279
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,703
It already feels more like
a real local news broadcast.

280
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,221
Rory: Action!

281
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,664
Authorities are calling it
the bloodiest derailment

282
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,882
in trolly-car history.

283
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,270
And now here's Will Cooper
with the weather!

284
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,927
How...How bloody was it?

285
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:26,230
[ Snaps fingers ]I'm Will Cooper,
"weather" you like it or not.

286
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,577
I need 40% less hands.

287
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,537
I'm Will Cooper,
"weather" you like it or not.

288
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,106
Do your eyes always do that?What are you doing?

289
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,813
Right.
It wants to go right.

290
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,510
It's telling me
it wants to go right.
I'm just listening.

291
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,548
I'm Will Cooper,
"weather"you like it or not.

292
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,685
It started in the toilet, and
now it's headed for your mouth.

293
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,899
And now the weather.
Will?

294
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,337
[ Gagging ]

295
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,383
Rory: Okay, try this.

296
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,858
The camera
is a waitress at a diner.

297
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,128
She doesn't know
she's beautiful.

298
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,350
She asks you for a refill,

299
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,518
and now this is your chance
to introduce yourself.

300
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,184
Who...are...you?!

301
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,088
Will Cooper?

302
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,262
Who do you want to be?!

303
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,477
Will Cooper, the weatherman?

304
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,176
Killing me, Cooper!
You're killing me!

305
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,143
Left, left.Poppy:
The boy and his llama

306
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,922
were both released
from the hospital...

307
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,707
to be buried side by side.

308
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,062
Over to you, Will.

309
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,191
Where are these stories
coming from?!

310
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,843
Gah! You almost had it!

311
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,277
I'm Will Cooper, "weather" --

312
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,634
Need more dew.

313
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,495
I'm Will Cooper...
"weather" you like it or not.

314
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,418
Okay, 100% less sign-off.

315
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,593
No sign-off?

316
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:23,858
How are they gonna know
when it's over?

317
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,510
Are you giving me bangs?

318
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,084
This is what your hair
wants to do.

319
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,431
This is the one! I can feel it!
-Action.

320
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,731
[ Flatly ] Good evening. Winds
are coming in from the east.

321
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,518
We should see a cool-down for
most of Southern Los Angeles.

322
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,353
Chances of rain are high.

323
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,218
[ Remote clicks ]

324
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,223
Is it over?

325
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,574
You don't know...

326
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,793
'cause there was no sign-off.

327
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,142
The bangs were a mistake.

328
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,231
Of course they were.

329
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,319
That's not the problem,
Miggy.

330
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,008
I just don't have the zazz.

331
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,796
Maybe I did at one point
in my life,

332
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,970
but I sure as hell
don't have it now.

333
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,146
I've been a stay-at-home dad
for five years.

334
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,802
And -- And maybe
that's all I am.

335
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,017
[ Timer dings ]

336
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,676
See? That's the oven.

337
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,760
I made you a quiche.

338
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,808
One for each of you.

339
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,112
I didn't even see him
make that!

340
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,678
Of course you didn't.
I'm a lunch wizard.

341
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,806
Angie: Douglas!

342
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,547
Douglas!

343
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,818
Hey, you got a mustache
on your face.

344
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,911
[ Sighs ]
Your girls are out of control.

345
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,870
They tore up
their "sorry" notes!

346
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,349
You have to do something
about this.I get it.

347
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,039
You're upset you look
like a carnival barker
in the Dust Bowl.

348
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,348
But I already told you, we
don't do apologies around here.

349
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,915
My girls are
strong and unshakable.

350
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,663
Just like you
and your brother, Luigi.

351
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,714
Are you done
with the mustache jokes?

352
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,800
Yes, but how much
for a gondola ride?

353
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,279
[ Sighs ]

354
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,148
So they're
not gonna apologize?

355
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,980
Your girls are hopeless,
and I'm done trying to help.

356
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,589
Now let's go try on every shade
of foundation at Sephora.

357
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,410
We're not going anywhere!

358
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,458
Emma and Amy,
get over here!

359
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,464
Mess with me?
Fine.

360
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,946
But no one
messes with my mom!

361
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,078
Apologize!

362
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,861
Or else.

363
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,945
Or else what?

364
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,823
You wanna fight us, Fart Head?

365
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,735
-[ Laughs ]
-No, no, no, no, no.

366
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,960
Nobody wants to fight.

367
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,438
You wanna rumble,
let's rumble!

368
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,439
To the street!

369
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,395
Are you happy?

370
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,088
There's a rumble happening!

371
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,046
A rumble needs
like 20 people.

372
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,014
But fine.

373
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,670
I can't believe
our kids are fighting.

374
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,889
Well, technically, they've
only been circling each other

375
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,318
for half an hour.Yeah,
but look at Graham.

376
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,495
[ Shouting indistinctly ]Something primal
has been released.

377
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,201
I've never seen him
circle anything.

378
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,849
I'm 45 pounds
of pent-up emotion!

379
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,634
I can circle all day, baby!

380
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,938
You know what?
You did this.

381
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,994
How you raise your kids
affects my kid.

382
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,639
You're not on an island,
Douglas.

383
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,513
I can't help it if I've taught
my kids survival skills.

384
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:40,945
Being a jerk is not
a survival skill, all right?

385
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,084
No one survives
separated from the pack.

386
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,426
In order to stay in the pack,
you gotta be nice

387
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,736
and apologize
to your friends.

388
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,092
Yeah,
I don't believe in packs.

389
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:48,871
We're born alone.

390
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,085
We make love alone.
We die alone.

391
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,794
It's a dog-eat-dog world.

392
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,142
Fogerty clan all day!

393
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,701
Protect ya neck!

394
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,917
You getting tired?!

395
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,226
Really? Because you depend
on us for a lot.

396
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,063
Carpool. Sleepover.

397
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,021
That one day you said
you just had "the grumpies."

398
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,669
I did.
Hell, you're probably
depending on me right now

399
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,235
to jump in
and stop this whole thing.

400
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,942
That's what you sensitive
parents tend to do.

401
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,030
Wow. Okay.

402
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,158
You know what?
You want dog-eat-dog?

403
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,160
You got it.

404
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,252
I'm not protecting your kids
anymore. Hit 'em, Graham!

405
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,901
W-W-Wait.
What are you doing?

406
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,115
Playing by your rules.

407
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,123
This is what you want, right?
Jungle law?

408
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,385
Take 'em down, Graham!
Avenge Mommy!

409
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,598
Heads up,
we come from a long line

410
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,818
of Sicilian
street fighters.

411
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,908
I got D'Amato blood
in my veins!

412
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
Hit 'em, Graham!

413
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,790
This is for my hero:
my mother!

414
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,622
Okay, wait, wait! Stop!
All right, no one fight, okay?

415
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,531
Girls, listen.
Graham is your friend.

416
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:45,277
And even though he's...
whiny and weird

417
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,929
and picks his nose
in the back seat of my car

418
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,414
when he thinks I'm not looking,

419
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,893
the point is,
he needs you, and...

420
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,806
...you need him.

421
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,201
You're joking, right, Dad?

422
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,944
This guy?

423
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,065
Apologize.

424
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,076
It's the right thing
to do.

425
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,898
Fine. Sorry for writing "farts"
on your head.

426
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,992
And for your 'stache.

427
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,782
I accept.

428
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,432
Thank God it's over.

429
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,086
Being angry is exhausting.

430
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,311
Thank you, Douglas.

431
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,090
And I'm sorry for holding
your girls hostage all night.

432
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,175
I gotta be honest,
I don't think I fed them.

433
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,225
Apology accepted.

434
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,401
Good...good.

435
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,097
Do you have anything
you want to say to me?

436
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,544
Yeah, no.
I can't do it.

437
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,321
Really, dude?

438
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,535
I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty.

439
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,984
I haven't said sorry
since 1998.

440
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,892
I was alone and wanted
to see how it would feel.

441
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,978
I didn't care for it.

442
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,326
But I'll apologize
in my own way.

443
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,766
Trust me.

444
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,602
Oh, God. This is my fault.
I gotta work on my banter.

445
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,121
I blame Miggy.
What?!

446
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,564
You know every good performance
starts with the hair.

447
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,990
Hey, you're the one that
told him to "Liza it up."

448
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,128
No one knows who that is!

449
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,689
-Ooh, take that back!
-I will not.

450
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,477
My friends, it is none
of your fault, okay?

451
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,702
I just...don't have
the charisma to be on TV.

452
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,013
I mean, who did I think I was?
Mario Lopez?

453
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,010
He was on my flight
to Hawaii.

454
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,571
Coach.

455
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,227
Will, some people don't know
what their dream job is. You do.

456
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,622
That's a start,
and you have to start somewhere.

457
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,795
Miggy: Yeah, man.

458
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,410
You should've seen
my first sneaker video.

459
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,020
It was just a 10-second
close-up of a shoelace.

460
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,282
But that close-up
got me to where I am today.

461
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,065
I mean, look at me now.
[ Chuckles ]

462
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,239
Fail early. Fail often.
Fail forward.

463
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,506
I got that quote from
Will Smith's Instagram story.No.

464
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,419
This is all very inspiring,
and you know how much
I love Will Smith.

465
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,025
He's a "Bad Boy."

466
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,156
But I just don't think
it's --

467
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,687
Okay, guys,
great advice all around.

468
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,600
But I've lived with this man
for seven years.

469
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,645
I think
I know how to handle this.

470
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,091
Dad? Family meeting?

471
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,738
Sophie, honey,
please do not worry about me.

472
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,263
I am going to be fine.

473
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,826
Plus, I learned
a valuable lesson.

474
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,963
Which is?Stick to what I know.

475
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,696
Is it for my sake?

476
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,176
Have I been
holding you back?

477
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,396
What? Sophie.
No way.

478
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,317
I would not trade all these
years at home with you

479
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,543
for anything in the world.

480
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,151
I'm giving up because
I don't have what it takes

481
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,463
to be a prime-time
weather anchor.

482
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,238
I just...
don't have the zazz.

483
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:10,203
I'm thinking of heading to
the park later this afternoon.

484
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,206
What boots
do you think I should wear?

485
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,288
That was
a very abrupt subject change.

486
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,207
What just happened?Indulge me.

487
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,172
Okay, well,
if you're really going,

488
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,301
uh, it rained yesterday,

489
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,302
so there's definitely
gonna be mud.

490
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,433
So I'm thinking boots
with a tread.

491
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,646
I'd say something rubber,

492
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,874
just in case that
precipitation comes back.

493
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,134
And now
I'm thinking windbreaker.

494
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,787
Something with a hood,
like --
Dad.

495
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,221
Are you hearing yourself?

496
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,357
Yeah, I was just about
to ramp up on Gore-Tex

497
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,710
and go deep on dew.

498
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,359
Right.
Because your dad skills

499
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,233
include delivering
a weather forecast every day.

500
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,884
To me.

501
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,448
Well, yeah, but I just want you
to know what you're in for.

502
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,796
And I do. Because every morning
when I'm picking out my boots,

503
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,107
you do a full 15 minutes
on wind speeds,

504
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,805
humidity, what time
I should expect the sunset.

505
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,604
And all that could be boring.
But with you, it's not.

506
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,899
You make it fun
and interesting and weird.

507
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,817
Why don't you just do that
in your audition?

508
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,133
Can't you just be you?

509
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,349
♪♪

510
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,259
Fun fact: Hasn't been this hot
since June 1990

511
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,695
when temps soared to 112.

512
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,052
Hot. Tss!
Do not touch.

513
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,273
Uh, that's all for now.
You stay cool, L.A.

514
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,492
I'm Will Coop
with your weather scoop.

515
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,621
Back to you.

516
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,362
Will, you did it.
I'm so proud of you.

517
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,364
You were great, Daddy.

518
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,965
I felt that heat!

519
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:25,966
Good job!

520
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,627
High praise.
How was the hair?

521
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,931
We're close.
It's getting there.

522
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,547
That was really nice work,
Cooper.

523
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,018
Ah, thank you, Tracy.

524
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,938
Thank you so much for letting me
come and do this in person.

525
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,853
Well, you barged in, so
I didn't really have a choice.

526
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,808
Mm-hmm.But I liked what I saw.

527
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,726
Well, I couldn't have done it
without my team.

528
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,561
Mm.
We got Rory guiding
the performance, Miggy on hair,

529
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,950
Poppy leading me in...Hey.

530
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,173
...and Sophie...

531
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,212
I pretty much couldn't do
anything without Sophie.

532
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,387
-Aww.
-[ Chuckles ] Aww.

533
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,653
Y-You know
none of these people

534
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,955
can come to work
with you every day?

535
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,521
Not a problem.
Two of them have school.

536
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,658
She runs a business.

537
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,659
Miggy would probably come --Yes! Free pass.

538
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,661
Wait. I got the job?!

539
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,663
Yes, you are KZOP's
newest substitute weatherman.

540
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,406
Sunday mornings, as needed,
5:00 to 7:00 a.m.

541
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,668
Your audience
will mostly be pets

542
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,630
who step
on remote controls.

543
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,889
Uh...um...

544
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,983
that...sounds...

545
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:14,982
awesome!

546
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,333
I accept![ All cheering ]

547
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,553
Oh, man!

548
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,592
Willy Cooper
coming to a city near you!

549
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,897
Well, it's only L.A.,
and you'll barely be on TV.

550
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,254
Okay, staying put
for a select group!

551
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,253
I'm honored!

552
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,254
[ Chanting ]
Willy Coop!Oh!

553
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,376
Together: [ Chanting ]
Willy Coop!

554
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,258
Come on!Willy Coop!

555
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,259
Willy Coop!But seriously, none of you
can ever come to work.

556
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,911
Willy C.!Okay? Like, ever.

557
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:34,955
Willy C.!

558
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,354
Okay, smile.

559
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,655
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

560
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,361
This is the original, uncut
"Mystery Señorita."
Huh.

561
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,490
Oh, it's 43 minutes long?
I'm not watching that.

562
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,933
Hey.

563
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,229
Hey.
Congrats on your new job.

564
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,796
Thanks.
Congrats on the new 'stache.

565
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,452
I'm glad you finally made it
through puberty.

566
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,496
Funny. You know, I heard
there's an audition tape of you

567
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,022
floating around where you're
real bitchy about rain.

568
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,016
Good luck finding
the Pink Panther.

569
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,328
We got this for you.We're sorry, Graham.

570
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,115
Is this
actually happening?

571
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,340
Am I cool?!

572
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,119
♪♪

573
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,824
I think you were right
about that whole pack thing,

574
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:15,822
though I've actually always
looked at myself as a lone wolf.

575
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,296
Well, for better or worse,
you've got us.

576
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,906
And, God forbid,
something ever happens,

577
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,696
we'll take care
of your girls.

578
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,961
Just try to watch
the red-meat intake, okay?

579
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,704
Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.

580
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,618
What's this?
My apology.

581
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,271
Do what you feel is right.

582
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,746
I'm gonna write "butts."

583
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,615
Honestly, I expected worse.

584
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,367
♪♪

585
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,500
Okay, give me
a nice, big smile.

586
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,462
Don't get your hopes up,
lady.

587
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,290
Many have tried.
All have failed.

588
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,419
Oh, my God! "Butts"?!

589
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,641
[ Laughs ]
One, two, three.

590
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,681
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

591
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,285
Wait.
Did I just smile for real?

592
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,295
Yes!
Okay, wait just a minute.

593
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,170
One more with the, uh,
the group and everything.

594
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,171
Oh, my God, Will.
It's happening.

595
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,303
Your hair
is perfect right now.

596
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,425
This is how
it always looks.

597
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,216
No, no, no, no.
Dude, trust me.No, it looks good.

598
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,521
Hey, yo, yo, yo!
Take this pic right now

599
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,566
before it changes.
Come on.

600
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,401
So you want
a random group shot?

601
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,309
You're taking
someone else's time, you know.

602
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,574
Right. Time is money.

603
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,916
Get yourself something.

604
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,531
And this isn't random.

605
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,707
This is my pack.

606
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,542
But I'm only doing this once,

607
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,190
so nobody blink.

608
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,764
Everyone say "zazz"!

609
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,671
Together: Zazz![ Camera shutter clicks ]

610
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,276
Not sayin' it.