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[ Indistinct talking,
cellphone ringing ]

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-I'm dropping her off early.
-I didn't even say hello.

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I heard your mouth open.

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We're ahead of schedule.

5
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How can you be ahead of schedule
on a day at the aquarium?

6
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Well, the fish
weren't bringing it.

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[ Tapping ]
We've already seen you swim.

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Do something else.

9
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All right, we're done here.

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Can't you drop off
Graham first?

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I drop off
in alphabetical order.

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"Cooper"
comes before "D'Amato."

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My last name is Banks.

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Well, you can't drop off
Sophie yet

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because I...
haven't had time...

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to water the plants!

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And I can't water the plants
when Sophie's here.

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So, figure it out!

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Goodbye.
[ Cellphone beeps ]

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I fooled him.
For an hour or two.

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But you should probably go.

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Sophie's coming home?
I'm definite gonna go.

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I don't like seeing clients
outside of the office.

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You call them clients?
But you're so good with kids.

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Only when they're sick
and the power dynamic is clear.

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With a healthy kid,
I don't know what to say.

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Mm.

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Sophie, I...

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I know we haven't known
each other for that long,

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and please forgive me
if this seems insensitive,

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but is it hard for you
to watch your dad water plants?

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No.

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Next stop,
your house.

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[ Tires squeal ]

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[ Indistinct talking ]

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**

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[ Engine revs ]

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Change of plans.
I'm now dropping off

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in order of
projected career earnings.

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Graham, since you're the only
future white male in the car,

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you'll be first.
-Yes!

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-Are you kidding me?! Stop!
-Gosh!
-What?

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Sorry, everyone else.
The world is an unfair place.

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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Poppy: Ooh!

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New drama teacher
already feeling his oats.

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"Grease." [ Chuckles ]

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Can't wait to see
7-year-olds

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tackle Rizzo's
pregnancy scare.

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Well, Rory will be

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a transcendent Danny Zuko.

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Last year, when I saw him step

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on stage as Captain von Trapp,

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I knew I could just sit back,

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relax, and enjoy the ride

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because I was in the hands
of a master.

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Don't get me started
on Graham.

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Nazi 12 and Nun 13?

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Talk about a utility player.

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What was his line, again?

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He had two -- "Look!"

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and [wavering] "Maria?"

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Well, the girls
are building sets.

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They just drew
a papier-mâché
Greased Lightnin'

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that looks street legal.

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I'm afraid of my children.

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-Whoa!
-Wow!

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-I hate it.
-Me too.

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Screw papier-mâché!

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We need a real car.

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Who has a car so crappy
we can just --

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[ Engine sputters ]
Forward!
I want you to go forward!

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[ Tires screech, horn plays
"Yankee Doodle Dandy" ]

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Whoa!

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Douglas! Big boy.

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[ Chuckles ] Thank you

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with regards
to my time management

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vis-à-vis watering the plants.

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You guys know I'm sleeping
with Dr. Dewan, huh?

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-Yeah.
-Yes.
-Of course.

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What are we
talking about?

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Will, how was it having sex

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for the first time...

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in half...a...decade?

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It's been...

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dehydrating.

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Word.
That's why I've been doing
so much eye drops.

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But also, it's so fun,
and I never want to stop.

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Nice.

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But I'm not ready
to tell Sophie yet.

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And I-I-I'm so bad
at hiding it from her.

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Yesterday freaked me out.

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Yeah, well, close calls are
a part of being a single parent.

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We've all had 'em.

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Choir practice
was cancelled.

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I know. Got your message.
Be right in.

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**

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And one time,
I had to "E.T." a guy.

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Made him sit in Graham's
stuffed animal closet

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for two hours
without moving.

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So, there are
a few techniques.

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No. There's only
one technique.

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Lie.

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Always lie.

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We're home, Dad!
We're home!

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Girls, uh...

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meet my sister Gail.

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Yay!

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We have
an Aunt Gail!

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Oh, Aunt Gail could go
all night.

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Lie, Will.
It's the only way.

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Not for me, okay?

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Sophie and I have
a very transparent relationship.

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I've never lied to her,
and I never will. Watch this.

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Sophie!
Ask me a hard question.

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How old will I be
when you die?

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Probably 51.

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Hey, Douglas, uh, your girls
are measuring my car.

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Should I be worried?

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With them, yes.

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Always yes.

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**

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I've been cast
as Vince Fontaine.

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Who?
The B-list celeb

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who judges high school
dance contests for some reason.

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I guess to supplement
his income!

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Well, who the hell got cast
as Danny Zuko?

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I've been cast
as Danny Zuko!

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The lead
of the musical "Grease"!

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Oh...

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I have so many lines, Mom!

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And I have to say them!
On a platform!

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In front of people!

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I think that's called
a stage, honey.

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All that matters is that you do
your best and...

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have fun?

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Fun?!

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How can I have fun

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when the universe
has totally biffed it?!

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Thought you might be
running low.

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Mm.

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How's Graham?

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I just caught him vomiting
mid-hand jive.

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So, yeah,
he's a little nervous.

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How's Rory?

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He's -- He's great.
Yeah.

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Unrelated, should we go
introduce ourselves

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to the new drama teacher?
Just to...

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Just to what?
Bum ourselves out?

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Well, no, just to see
what could be done

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about this whole
casting boo-boo.

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[ Chuckles ] You know, I mean,
I never meddle, bu--

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Poppy.
Mm?

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Have you ever met
my friend...Poppy?

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Okay. Okay.
I meddle occasionally.

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Bu--
Occasionally?

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You beat up
spelling bee judges.

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You blackmailed
the commissioner of T-Ball.

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And I still to this day
don't know how Rory,

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as a first grader,
gets to edit the yearbook.

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He has a vision --

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Sensations!
Hmm...

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Don't tell him
that's also a condom.

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[ Sighs ]

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Okay, fine, I meddle.

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And no,
Rory's not doing great.

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He's a mess.
Okay, look.

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What you call
a casting boo-boo,

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I call a gross miscarriage
of justice.

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Right.
You don't think
I wanna meddle?

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I wanna meddle so hard,
it hurts.

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But I won't.

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Because no matter how hard it is
for me to watch,

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I'm just gonna have to accept
the fact that my son,

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Graham...

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is going to have to carry...
a school play.

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Oh, God.

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Okay, fine,
so your answer's no.

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Fair enough.
We won't meddle.

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I won't meddle.

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[ Knock on door ]
Mr. Biscuits?

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Hmm?
I need to talk to you.

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[ British accent ] You know,
Mr. Biscuits was my father.

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Please,
call me Dr. Biscuits.

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Huh.

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Okay.

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Why was this horrifying
snake earring under our couch?

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Dr. Dewan left it here.

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Dr. Dewan was here?
Yes, she was.

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With you?
Yes.

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Why would my doctor
come to my house to see my dad?

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Oh, no.

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Am I really, really,
really sick?

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No. No, honey.

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No, you are not sick.

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Then why
was my doctor here?

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Because...

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you're the opposite
of sick.

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Why would she tell you that
in person?

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Or at all?

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Aren't lots of people
the opposite of sick?

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Not as opposite of sick
as you.

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Dr. Dewan came to our house
in person

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because you are
so the opposite of sick that...

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she nominated you
for an award.

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And you won!

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Sophia Nairobi Cooper,
congratulations!

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You're the winner

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of the Healthiest Child
in America Award!

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Healthiest Child In America
is an award you can win?

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Mm-hmm.
Yes!

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I'm the healthiest child
in America!

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Yay!
Suck it, Gwen!

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Gwen's a girl at school who
won't shut up about vitamins.

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I know who Gwen is
'cause I'm such a good father!

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Yaaaaaaaaaay!Yaaaaaaaaaay!

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...aaaaaaaay.

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I got your text.
Healthiest Child in
America? I hate it.

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But I want to tell you
something. I'm proud of you.

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All I've ever wanted
was to make you proud.

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But not for this, okay?
I don't lie to Sophie ever.

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I can't lie, okay?
I have to come clean.

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No, no, no, no.
You never come clean.

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You double down.
You double down hard.

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Kids, Aunt Gail called.

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She did 23andMe, and it turns
out we're not related after all.

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I'm just glad my parents
aren't alive to find out.

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If they're even
my parents.

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No offense to the twins,
but Sophie's smart.

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She's bought the lie for now,
but she's gonna figure it out.

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Nonsense. She's a child.
Children are dumb.

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Daddy, how come the Healthiest
Child in America Award

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doesn't have a website?

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Are you sure it's real?
What?!

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There's no
Healthiest-Child-In-America.com?

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No. There's not.

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I must have, um --

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Forgot how to teach your
daughter to use the Internet?

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"Dot com"?

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Come on, this is a clear-cut
"dot gov" situation.

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The Healthiest Child
in America Awards

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are funded
by taxpayers.

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Happily, I should add.

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My mistake.

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I just assumed it came
from the private sector.

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So, where am I accepting
my award, Dad?

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You mean me? Just 'cause
Douglas is a dad, too, so...

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Washington, D.C.

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The He-Chas are always

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in Washington, D.C.
What he said. In...

251
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We're still
doing this, huh?

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All right.
I respect that.

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Why would you say
it's in Washington, D.C.?

254
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,031
It's a national award.
Where else would it be held?

255
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,899
She's onto us.
Okay, so you're trapped
in a lie.

256
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,498
You just keep on lying.

257
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,500
Life's a wild ride, huh?

258
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,832
What if I can't
lie my way out of it?

259
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,397
Sophie has learned a lot
from "The Good Wife."

260
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,835
You can. We can.

261
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,470
Yes, she's a smart child,

262
00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,565
but even smart children
get bored.

263
00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,178
All we have to do is just
keep dragging out the lie

264
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,710
until she loses interest.

265
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,975
We're in a war of attrition,
my friend.

266
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,654
Oh, good.
I'm at war.

267
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,652
With my child.

268
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,653
Yes.

269
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,062
So, long story riveting,
my porridge won.

270
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,818
And that's how I got
my honorary doctorate.

271
00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:17,957
And you are?

272
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,331
Uh, Poppy Banks.
I'm Rory's mother.

273
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,200
Yes, your son
is wildly talented.

274
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,999
Thank you.

275
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,701
But you didn't cast him
as Danny.

276
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,503
Precisely.
Too expected.

277
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,444
You see, Ms. Banks, theater
should never be comfortable.

278
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,910
Theater should never
be safe...anywhere.

279
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:38,011
But especially -- especially --
here in elementary school.

280
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,575
I couldn't agree more.
Mm.

281
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,523
I mean, a straight-ahead,
down-the-middle "Grease"?

282
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,179
Yawn. [ Laughing ]

283
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,687
And that's
not the Biscuits way.

284
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,749
Ah, you've read my book.

285
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,257
Of course.

286
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,358
You know what I'd do
if I had my copy

287
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,660
o-of...

288
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,662
"Daddy Never Clapped."

289
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,893
Yes.

290
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,527
Oh, I would turn
to chapter...

291
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,103
125.

292
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,731
"Sleep with Caution All You
Like, But Always Marry Danger."

293
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,968
And I'd say...

294
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,410
...What about expanding
the role of Vince Fontaine?

295
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,879
Ooh.

296
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,579
"Grease" as seen through
the lens of Rydell High's

297
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,452
first African-American
celebrity dance contest judge.

298
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,252
Mm.

299
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,254
**

300
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,217
What?! How the --

301
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,726
They're seven!

302
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,788
How would you like
for your car

303
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,297
to become
the Greased Lightnin'?

304
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,399
You want my car
for your play?

305
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,231
Aw,
look who came to class.

306
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,836
Don't you want
a cool car?

307
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,568
Sure,
but look at this heap.

308
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,243
It'll never be
Greased Lightnin'.

309
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,441
This car could have
AC and heating.

310
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,443
[ Note blares ]

311
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,784
Zero leaking.

312
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:43,640
[ Note blares ]

313
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,307
Both:
Upholstered seating.

314
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,646
[ Note blares ]
This car could be
Greased Lightnin'?

315
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,983
**

316
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,688
* We'll get
some overhead lifters *

317
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,650
* And four barrel quads,
oh, yeah *

318
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,488
* Keep talkin',
whoa, keep talkin' *

319
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,633
* With a four-speed
on the floor *

320
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,728
* They'll be waiting
at the door, Greased Lightnin' *

321
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,501
* Go, go, go,
go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go *

322
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,170
* Go, Greased Lightnin'

323
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,828
* You're burnin' up
the quarter mile *

324
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,137
* Greased Lightnin',
go, Greased Lightnin' *

325
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,599
* You are supreme,
the chicks'll scream *
* Uh-huh, uh-huh

326
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,138
* For Greased Lightnin', yeah
* Go, go, go

327
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,814
* Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go

328
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,183
* Yeah, I said go,
Greased Lightnin', go *

329
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,682
* I said go, you crazy car

330
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,845
* I said Greasy Lightning,
Greasy Thunder *

331
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,424
* Sca-ba-doo-bow-boo-ba

332
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,523
Why did Vince Fontaine
stop the dance contest

333
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,985
to sing
"Greased Lightnin'"?

334
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,363
And who invited him
to the girls' sleepover?

335
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,062
He pierced Sandy's ears!

336
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,162
You totally meddled!

337
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,867
Okay, yes, I meddled

338
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,669
so that Graham
could have less lines.

339
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,400
I thought you'd be happy.
Happy?

340
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,095
Please, I'm thrilled
Graham has less lines.

341
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,167
But that's me
just being selfish.

342
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,636
What if it would be
a good thing

343
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,014
for Graham to be a lead
in the play?

344
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,582
What if, I don't know, it got
him out of his comfort zone?

345
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,611
What if he is one
of the great actors of our time?

346
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,117
Help! The grease in my hair
is attracting bees! Aah!

347
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,221
Don't pretend that you meddled
on Graham's behalf.

348
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,964
You've never done it before,
and he struggles all the time.

349
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,691
Struggling is his brand.

350
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,485
You rewrote "Grease"

351
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,557
because you couldn't stand
to see Rory struggle.

352
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,496
[ Gasps ]
I did not rewrite "Grease."

353
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,301
A meddler operates
in the shadows.

354
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,543
All I did was ask Biscuits
if he could explore the idea

355
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,998
of expanding
the Fontaine-i-verse!

356
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,137
What the hell
is Biscuits?!

357
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,742
I the hell am Biscuits!

358
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,205
Take five, everyone!

359
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,353
Everyone but you two.

360
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,176
So, that's
the new drama teacher?

361
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,477
Yeah, that's Biscuits.

362
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,748
Ohhh.

363
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,586
Biscuits is a person.

364
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,362
And that's why,
if we are forced to have them,

365
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,061
the 50th Annual He-Chas

366
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,333
will be the crown jewel
of the D.C. banquet season.

367
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,973
Now, I have some broadsheets
in the car.

368
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,268
Where do you keep
your easel?

369
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,099
Where don't I
keep my easel?

370
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,442
[ Doorbell rings ]

371
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,769
Hey!
Hey.

372
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,777
Uh, what are you
doing here?

373
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,609
You texted me
to come over.

374
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,454
No, I didn't.
How could I have texted you?

375
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,409
I don't even know
where my phone is.

376
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,978
Your passcode
is Al Roker's birthday?

377
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,617
Pretty weak, Dad.

378
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,922
Dr. Dewan.
Please, come in.

379
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,555
There's much to discuss.

380
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,091
**

381
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,727
And so it begins.

382
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,627
Okay, I know you only like
being around sick kids --

383
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,898
Clients.
So weird that you call them
that, but okay, fine.

384
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,266
Your client, Sophie,
my daughter, is not sick.

385
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,335
Gross.
Then what am I doing here?

386
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,514
I need you to help me
outsmart her, okay?

387
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,641
I can't let her
find out about you.

388
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,906
Oh, God. I told you
to just tell her.

389
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,105
Well, we are past that,
and if she finds out I'm lying,

390
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,147
I'm gonna have to spend
all my time trying to
regain her trust,

391
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,753
and I will not have time
to bed you.

392
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,085
And you know
how well I do that.

393
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,420
I do. Nothing has
surprised me more.

394
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,915
All right,
what do you need me to do?

395
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,887
Memorize this --
you nominated Sophie

396
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,686
for The Healthiest Child
in America Award,

397
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,397
and the ceremony's in
Washington, D.C.'s Ritz-Carlton.

398
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,729
The appetizers
are in the lobby,

399
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,203
and the banquet's
in the Crescent Room. Got it?

400
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,572
Got it.
Just one question.

401
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,638
Is there
a vegetarian option?

402
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,139
Ohh, you...

403
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,941
[ Giggles ]
[ Moans ]

404
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,713
I don't know. I'll have to
check with Douglas. Come on.

405
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,611
[ Sighs ]

406
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,713
**

407
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,776
You sit here, Dr. Dewan.

408
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,075
[ Clears throat ]

409
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,462
Dr. Dewan, am I
the healthiest child in America?

410
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,829
I wouldn't have nominated you
if you weren't. Congratulations.

411
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,059
[ Whispering ]
You got one hell of a woman
on your hands here.

412
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,655
Will I be expected
to change gowns

413
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,266
between appetizers
in the Crescent Room

414
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,628
and the banquet
in the lobby?

415
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,296
Sorry, appetizers
are in the lobby

416
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,395
and the banquet
is in the Crescent Room.

417
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,767
And I'm sure
that one gown will be plenty.

418
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,805
Exquisitely handled.
Frankly, she's too good for you.

419
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,741
[ Scoffs ]
Just one more question.

420
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,306
There's been rumors
going around

421
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,375
saying that the banquet
might be rescheduled.

422
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,583
Is that true?

423
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,984
Uh...um...

424
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,176
A-A ru-- A rumor?

425
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,347
Uh, that's news to me.

426
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,156
That's right, Sophie.
The rumors are true.

427
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,058
The banquet
is rescheduled.

428
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,220
For when?
For tonight.

429
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,829
Oh, this is
gonna be fun.

430
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,860
Bring it.

431
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,825
When was the banquet
originally scheduled for?

432
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,574
Christmas Eve.

433
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,198
Why is it
being rescheduled?

434
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,143
Because there's a forecast
for inclement weather.

435
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,499
But it's an indoor banquet.

436
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,336
Main course indoors,
dessert course outdoors.

437
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,043
What's the dessert course?
Ice cream bar.

438
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,705
Outdoor ice cream
in December?

439
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,312
Coats provided.

440
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,214
How late will it go?
All night long, baby.

441
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,446
Washington, D.C.,
has a 24-hour, year-round,

442
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,522
outdoor ice-cream venue?

443
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,179
You heard me.

444
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,747
What's it called?

445
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,063
Event-Boyz Entertainment
presents

446
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,219
Ice Cream Under The Stars

447
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,657
at Arlington
National Cemetery.

448
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,803
Okay, you know what? Stop, stop!
I can't take it anymore.

449
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,298
Sophie...

450
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,660
you are not
the healthiest child in America.

451
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,268
Duh.

452
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,900
Perhaps
in an unofficial capacity --

453
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,174
She's not.
I mean, sure, she's healthy,

454
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,243
but let's just say
I'm not in love

455
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,610
with the ammonia levels
in her urine.

456
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,909
Honey...

457
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,840
Dr. Dewan and I
are seeing each other.

458
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,282
And I lied to you
about a fake banquet

459
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,515
because I was scared
to tell you the truth.

460
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,050
I'm sorry.

461
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,415
And I'm sorry that your dad
suffers from a rare disorder

462
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:59,325
that makes him think
real banquets are actually fake.

463
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,160
What's it called?

464
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,297
Hypo-banquetitis-phrenia...

465
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,244
Type...B.

466
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,139
Fine!

467
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,510
You win!
There's no banquet!

468
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,909
**

469
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,111
Places.

470
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,813
Mr. Biscuits,
I'm not sure why --

471
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,384
Dr. Biscuits. Or else he'll do
an hour on the Porridge Fair.

472
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,753
You are here because
you interrupted rehearsal

473
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,552
and you made a mockery

474
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,354
of everything
the cast of "Winter Homecoming:

475
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,117
Vince Fontaine's Grease Legacy,
Part One" holds dear.

476
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,358
And I would like
to know why.

477
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,763
Fair enough.
You know what?

478
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,664
We'll hash it out at home
and get back to you.

479
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,496
Ah!
This is your home now.

480
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,571
A chapel where two friends

481
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,570
can bridge the rift
that has grown between them.

482
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,143
In the theater, we live,

483
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,812
we uncover,

484
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,009
and we heal.

485
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,939
O-O-kay. I-I didn't understand
m-most of that.

486
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,108
None of us understand
any of it!

487
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,046
And lights up on...

488
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,046
Oh, me?

489
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,517
Uh...[ Sighs ]

490
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,694
[ Scoffs ]

491
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,692
I think --

492
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,393
Think as a smoker.

493
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,327
All right, look,
speaking for myself,

494
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,532
I just wanted to s--
Biscuits: Unh-unh!

495
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,103
No one speaks
for themselves

496
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,232
unless they're wounded.

497
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,467
Oh.

498
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,102
And limp.

499
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,711
I know
I shouldn't meddle,

500
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,712
but there are just so many times
that I can't protect Rory.

501
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,014
So when I can, I do.

502
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,075
Can I take that again?
Yes.

503
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,475
So when I can, I do!

504
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,148
Poppy, you are
a terrible scene partner.

505
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,416
You're not even
looking at me.

506
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,294
I know you are terrified
to see your kid fail,

507
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,685
but kids need to fail.

508
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,686
It's good for them.

509
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,527
And coming from someone

510
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,232
who sees their kid fail
all the time,

511
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,425
believe me,
you get used to it.

512
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,837
Really.

513
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,844
And curtain.

514
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:57,012
I can only pray that your sons
can create such truth on stage.

515
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,353
And that you have
a loved one

516
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,408
that can attend
and record it for you.

517
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,947
Because the punishment
for disrupting rehearsal

518
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,322
is banishment
from the theater.

519
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,321
Forever.

520
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,092
[ Gasps ]

521
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,917
I'm joking!
[ Chuckles ]

522
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,485
Just for this play.

523
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,333
Which, by the way,
is just "Grease," after all.

524
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,100
I'm saving "Winter Homecoming:
V.F.G.L. One" for summer stock,

525
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,930
where the nudity
won't be watered down.

526
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,765
**

527
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,701
I'm really sorry I lied.

528
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,436
And I'm sorry for seeing through
your lie, calling your bluff,

529
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,443
and forcing you
to be honest with me.

530
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,175
So, I guess
we both made mistakes.

531
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,280
Sophie,
you know that you are

532
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,282
the most important person
in the world to me, right?

533
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,584
And I was just scared that
if I started dating someone,

534
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,317
you might worry
that that's not true anymore.

535
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,752
I get it.

536
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,687
Mom's far away, and it's been
just you and me for --

537
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,923
That's all I needed to hear.
I'll never date again.

538
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,287
No, no.
I want you to.

539
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,556
It'll be weird
sharing you with someone,

540
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,295
but also maybe good?

541
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,330
Hmm.

542
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,774
You can be a lot, Dad.

543
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,129
Imagine what it's like
being me.

544
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,467
At least you get a break.

545
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,272
Listen, I won't always
tell you everything

546
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,444
if I think
it's for your own good,

547
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,541
but I promise you,
I will never lie to you.

548
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,014
And if you ever have
any questions, I'm always here.

549
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,222
Have you and Dr. Dewan
held hands?

550
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,018
Oh, we're doing questions now.
Okay, great.

551
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,419
Yes, we've held hands.

552
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,291
Does it sometimes feel like
you're from Mars

553
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,260
and she's from Venus?
Constantly.

554
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,418
What were you guys doing
that mashed her earring

555
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,226
so far into the carpet?

556
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,288
And we've already arrived
at something I won't tell
you for your own good.

557
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,757
Sorry.
Don't be.

558
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,134
When it's for your own good,
I don't tell you everything.

559
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,903
Great.
I'm glad about that.

560
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,632
That's totally healthy.

561
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,770
**

562
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,344
[ Toy squeaks ]

563
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:38,113
**

564
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,514
This is boring.

565
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,780
Okay, so,
I just saw this play

566
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,545
performed with
all the characters.

567
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,794
Now we're gonna watch it again
with just two characters? Why?

568
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,160
Because Angie and I were banned
from the official premiere.

569
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,229
But not the unauthorized,
two-man encore,

570
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,629
which leaves
15 roles uncast.

571
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,301
So could be
some dead spots.

572
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,629
There won't be any. 'Cause
my car steals every scene.

573
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,865
Yeah, yeah.

574
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,999
Oh, shh-shh-shh!
Here she comes.

575
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,895
[ Gasps ]

576
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,709
Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?

577
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,316
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.

578
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,050
Is that all
you ever think about, Sonny?

579
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,558
[ Giggles ]

580
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,989
[ Whispering ]
I'm lost.

581
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,493
Has Danny
gone crazy?

582
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,485
Dude, I'm watching
the same play you are.

583
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,927
**

584
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,673
So, you got the word, huh?
Ease off, Kenickie.

585
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,341
[ Breathing heavily ]

586
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,239
Stop it!

587
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,168
I'm sorry you had to see me lose

588
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,206
my greatest parenting gift
like that.

589
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,811
I'm certain your ability
to lie to children

590
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,213
will come back eventually.

591
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,214
Yeah, but what if --

592
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,015
what if it doesn't?

593
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,948
Oh, Sandy,

594
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,723
you're something else.

595
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,222
[ Smooches ]

596
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,433
**

597
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,888
-Whoo!
-So, what did everyone think?

598
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,534
It was the finest play

599
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,026
that any of us have ever seen.

600
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,097
-Good job, guys.
-So good.

601
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,766
And we'd like to see it again
right now.

602
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,244
-What?
-No.

603
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,812
What? I lie,
and then I double down.

604
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,411
I've made that very clear.

605
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,543
Come on!

606
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,377
Graham: Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?

607
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,983
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.

608
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,743
So, you got the word, huh?
Ease off, Kenickie.

609
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,411
[ Breathing heavily ]

610
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,309
Stop it!

611
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,238
I'm sorry you had to see me lose

612
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,276
my greatest parenting gift
like that.

613
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,851
I'm certain your ability
to lie to children

614
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,310
will come back eventually.

615
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,318
Yeah, but what if --

616
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,119
what if it doesn't?

617
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,821
Oh, Sandy,

618
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,663
you're something else.

619
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,419
[ Smooches ]

620
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:08,357
**

621
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,095
-Whoo!
-So, what did everyone think?

622
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,604
It was the finest play

623
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,096
that any of us have ever seen.

624
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,167
-Good job, guys.
-So good.

625
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,836
And we'd like to see it again
right now.

626
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,314
-What?
-No.

627
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,912
What? I lie,
and then I double down.

628
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,484
I've made that very clear.

629
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,613
Come on!

630
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,447
Graham: Hey, you guys,
what's shakin'?

631
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,053
Well, I spent most of my time
down at the beach.