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[ Cellphone dinging, vibrating ]

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It's 8:30 in the morning.

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You've already found
a way to irritate me.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Give Miggy a break,
Douglas.

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He has to be on his phone,
that's where all the ladies are!

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Right. Right.

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This phone's blowing up
with ladies.

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My DMs be poppin'.

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That means
his direct messages

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are filling up
with lady inquiries.

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Miggy's teaching me
all the lingo.

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Mm.

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Will: Pink flyer!

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Oh, God. I hope
it's not lice again.

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No kidding. I can't keep shaving
Emma and Amy's heads.

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It's flu season.
One kid's already got it.

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I bet it's Topher.
That kid licks everything.

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Thank God Sophie
already got her flu shot.

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Yeah, flu shots are
for the weak.

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Fogertys don't get sick.
It's family policy.

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I don't allow it.

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You know, I usually
ignore the nonsense

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that comes out of your mouth,
but this I have to hear --

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so, you,
Douglas Fogerty,

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never get sick
because you don't allowit?

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That's exactly right.
I'm the boss of my own body.

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When I was in my early 20s,
I was short,

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and then
I decided not to be.

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Graham hasn't gotten
his shot yet.

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It's his biggest fear.

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Ho'd up! Ho'd up!

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I taught him that.What?

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Did you know that they developed
a flu shot in mist form?

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He doesn't have to get the shot.
He can just breathe it in.

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Yeah, I know, but they only make
the mist in limited quantities

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and we haven't yet made it onto
our pediatrician's "Mist List,"

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so we're gonna have to suffer
through the shot again.

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But there's no way it could be
as bad as it was last year.

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Everything looks good!

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The doctor will be right in
for your shot.

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You're being
so brave.

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I'm really proud
of you.

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[ Alarm ringing ]

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Well, that's handled.

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I won't even tell you

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about the time
he bit the receptionist.

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But thank God
for Dr. Dewan.

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She scares the hell out of me,
but she's a genius.

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Wait.
You see Dr. Dewan?

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-You're still seeing her?
-Mm-hmm.

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See, we had to find
a new pediatrician.

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I just felt like such a bad
parent after every visit,

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I'd wind up binging
"Teen Mom."
Right?

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I have to schedule five minutes
after every appointment

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so I can cry in my car.

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It's incredible.

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I have been trying
to get Sophie

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an appointment with her
for four months.

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Please let us tag along.

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Seeing Dr. Dewan give a flu shot
is on my actual bucket list.

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Fine.
You can tag along,

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but please never show me
your bucket list,

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because that sounds like
a real bummer.

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I can't believe
I'm going to meet theDr. Dewan,

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the premier pediatrician
in Southern California.

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Just ask one of the
six children's health
magazines I subscribe to --

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The man needs sex.

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♪♪

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--Captions by VITAC--

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♪♪

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All right, sweetie,
do you have everything you need

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to help you
get through the shot?

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What? Is someone
talking to me?

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Look at this office.

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It's exactly how I imagined it.

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Hey, Little G,
how you holding up?

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Oh, mom...
Flu shot...

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Okay, listen, Will.

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We are this close to getting
on the Mist List, okay?

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Do not make
eye contact,

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only speak when spoken to,
and remember,

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we work for her.

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Got it.

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Did you put on a dress for this?

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Did you get a blowout?

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You have no idea

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how high the stakes are --

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[ Door closes ]Dr. Dewan:
Nice to see you, Graham.

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He has a walnut allergy.

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I can tell by the way he sits.

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And you haven't been
protecting him from the sun.

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Anything less than 100 SPF,
and you might as well

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dip him in butter and strap him
to the roof of a car.

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Graham, have you been eating
your vegetables?

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It depends on the --

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I want to hear
from the boy.

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Um, for breakfast,
I had some chips.

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I try to get him vegetables,
but...

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It -- I-I'm busy.

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I-I'm a single mom,

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I work overtime.
It's tough.

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You know what's tough?
Juvenile diabetes.

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You have to force him to eat
five to seven servings a day.

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Uh, not to be "that guy,"

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but I actually just read
a new report that came out.

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It was in Pediatric American.No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

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And it said that parental

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coercion at the dinner table
doesn't actually lead

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to long-term changes
in kids' eating habits.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I didn't realize we had

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another medical professional
in the room.

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Doesn't take
a medical professional

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to read Pediatric American.Thanks for the tip.

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I've been published in
Pediatric American10 times.

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11 times.
What?

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I've read everything
you've ever written.

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Frankly, that's why
I expected more from you --

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Hey!
Changing the subject!

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I guess that this isn't
the best time

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to ask if we have any shot
at the Mist List this year?

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After today,
what do you think?

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You ready for your shot,
Graham?

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I blinked
and he was just gone.

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Rory: Okay, I need feedback
on this smock.

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Of course it goes
with the tights,

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but then I thought,

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why not just --

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A pair of cowboy boots!A pair of cowboy boots!

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Yes, Montana realness.

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[ Gasps ][ Knock on door ]

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Hi.

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Hey, girls.

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-No running.
-We're light jogging.

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Okay, listen.

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I don't have much time
to explain.

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I'm sick.

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Sick?!

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Oh, I thought
you didn't "allow" germs?

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The illness has breached
the system.

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Okay, now, listen to me.
I need you to watch the girls,

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because
if they see me weak,

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then the delicate
parent-to-child power balance

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will be disrupted,
and that can't happen.

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They've already
started collecting
nursing home brochures.

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I'm gonna go
to the woods now.

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Wait. The woods?

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The metaphorical woods.
Okay.

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I need total isolation.

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Douglas, just get over yourself
and let me take care of you.

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The girls, they --
they can't see me like this.

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I think
they'd surprise you.

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They aren't psychopaths.

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[ Tape creaking ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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What were you doing
in there?

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You owe me 30 bucks
for this blowout.

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I'm sorry, okay?

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Talking about
pediatric dietary guidelines

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brings out
the wild man in me.

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I can't see
through this mask.

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Are we still
in the office?

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Did I get the shot?

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No, sweetheart,
we're gonna have to come back.

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[ Vehicle door slams ]I will not let you
ruin my chance

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of getting on the Mist List
this year.

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I can't do this again.

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I've been feeding Graham
turkey for three days

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to keep him drowsy.

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I am thisclose
to giving him wine.

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Now go back in there
and apologize.

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She is --
Now.

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I --
Right now.

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If you --
Now.

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But she --
Now!

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But -- If --
Now. Now.

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I will apologize
for my behavior.

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Great.But I will not apologize
for my beliefs.

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♪♪

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3, 2, 1...

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Start the magic.

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[ Garbage disposal whirring ]

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You girls
just saved me $200.

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[ Cellphone rings ]

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Hello?

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Wait, what?

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He's where?

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I put in
his prescription

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and that's when
the fever took control.

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Next thing you know,
I'm watching a grown man

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try to eat
a coloring book.

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Hi, guys!

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Do you think these sunglasses
make my face look too small?

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I mean, the look is punk,
but it's also now.

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They're a "buy"
for me.

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Oh, my God.
He's burning up.

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The girls can't
see me like this --

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Okay.
Da-Daddy's waiting
for medicine.

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It's a cold.
Get a hold of yourself!

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Terry,
you're our father now.

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I'm already feeding
five birds.

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I need to be
among the trees.

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All right,
let's get you up.

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[ Grunts ] Okay.

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We're gonna need
a dolly.

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♪♪

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Well, well.[ Door closes ]

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Captain Vegetables.
I, uh...

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I just wanted to apologize
for my behavior earlier.

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But not my beliefs.

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You know, you were right
about parental coercion.

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It is in the latest
Pediatric American.

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Told ya.
[ Chuckles ]

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I was right,
you were wrong.

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Just please don't take that
out on Graham, okay?

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He really needs
the Mist List --

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Have you really read
all of my articles?

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Yes, I have,

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even the ones you write
under your pen name,

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Dr. Vicky Bradshaw.

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I don't have a pen name.

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Come on.

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Oh, you're good.

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♪♪

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Who are you?

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Where did you come from?

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Uh, I was born
at a very young age.

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[ Chuckles ]

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No,
my name's Will Cooper.

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I'm from Denver originally,
Mile High City.

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Why "mile high"?

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Well, it has something to do
with the sea level and the --

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Oh, you just think
you're so smart.

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You just know it all.

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I would never claim
to know it all,

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but I-I definitely
think of learning

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as sort of
a life's journey thing...

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Um, you can never
know everything.

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You're -- You're always
constantly learning.

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Like, right now feels like
a possible learning experience.

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Oh, my God.
You smell so nice.

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Douglas:
What am I doing here?

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Who are you?

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Are you all trees?

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What happened to you?
You used to be a man.

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Keep them away!
Okay, okay.

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Girls,
weren't you gonna remove

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that tree stump
in the backyard?

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Don't let them back...All right.

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No, no, no. [ Groans ]Just let go of my sweater.

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Oh, my God, what is
this sweater wet with?

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[ Gasps ] All right, I'm gonna
go make him some soup.

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00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,920
Make sure he doesn't eat
anything that isn't food.

256
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,883
I don't like the way
he's been eyeing that remote.

257
00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,532
Got it.

258
00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,576
This ski lodge,
it's a disgrace.

259
00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,581
Oh, I am here for this.

260
00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,633
They're closing in
on us, Diana.

261
00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,629
Charles will not rest
until we're both dead.

262
00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,112
Oh, I love this area.

263
00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:23,021
My...head is...

264
00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,677
is very hot.

265
00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,591
Rory,
your mom is so pretty.

266
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,765
I wanna kiss your mom.

267
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:27,590
Come again?

268
00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,247
Kiss Poppy's face...

269
00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,901
Kiss that pretty face...

270
00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,465
Ooh.

271
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,382
Twist.

272
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,036
♪♪

273
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,340
And then, Dr. Dewan put
her hands on my neck like this.

274
00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:39,167
Ohh.

275
00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,354
And she said to me,

276
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,829
"I think your lymph nodes
feel fine."

277
00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,650
Right?
It was so confusing!

278
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,048
Miggy, you know
all about the ladies.

279
00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,790
Help me out.

280
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,621
Let me guess --
she gave you her number?

281
00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:52,049
Yeah. What am I
gonna do with that?

282
00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,836
Dating's changed so much
since I met Mia.

283
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,802
Now everything's so confusing,
with all these apps,

284
00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,450
like Tinder and Bumble

285
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,374
and Candy Crush
and Calculator.

286
00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,849
It's easier than you think,
okay?

287
00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,669
Just give her
as little as possible.

288
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,277
Um, text her
a random word

289
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,717
and then see how long
before she responds.

290
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:07,723
All right.

291
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,424
I'm gonna text her...

292
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,771
"lettuce."

293
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:11,861
[ Chuckles ]

294
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,601
And sent.

295
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,821
Now we just wait and --

296
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,169
[ Cellphone chimes ]Whoa!

297
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,378
I wonder if she meant
to send that picture.

298
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,388
[ Cellphone chimes ]Or that one.

299
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,739
[ Cellphone chimes ]Or that one.

300
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:22,648
[ Cellphone chiming ]Okay, I think
it's safe to assume

301
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:23,652
she means to send these.

302
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,523
What are they?
Nothing.

303
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,865
I guess,
if you must know,

304
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,865
they are what people refer to
as "sexual text messages"...

305
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,568
Oh, okay.
...or "sexages."

306
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,488
Hey, do you think
that Angie would mind

307
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,451
if I asked out
her pediatrician on a date?

308
00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,749
I mean, I just don't want
to mess up her chance

309
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,185
to get on the Mist List.

310
00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,411
Pfft. If anything,
you hooking up with this doctor

311
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,971
is only gonna help
Angie's chances.

312
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:44,798
My dude.
Yeah.

313
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,666
[ Groans ]

314
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:50,497
But no one does dates anymore,
a'ight?

315
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:51,676
Sex comes first.

316
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,421
Yeah, man.
Yeah.

317
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,682
I'm ready for that.I know you're ready
for that.

318
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,554
I always knew a day would come
I'd have to use my body

319
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,766
as a bargaining chip.

320
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:58,904
[ Cellphone chimes ]

321
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,076
Whoa, mama!

322
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,861
Well, apparently
you can use portrait mode

323
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,335
on more
than just your face.

324
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,645
♪♪

325
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,132
Someone had
a night to remember.

326
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,352
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

327
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:13,352
Maybe some video
will jog your memory.

328
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,875
Kiss Poppy's pretty face...

329
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,879
Kiss pretty face...

330
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,101
That is the ravings
of a feverish man.

331
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,321
You're not gonna show that
to your mom, are you?

332
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,840
Who's to say what I'll do?

333
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,714
I'm 7.

334
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,585
I'm not gonna be threatened
by a first grader.

335
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,628
Emma? Amy?
Get in the car.

336
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,588
I don't think
they can hear you.

337
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,806
Oh, they can hear me.

338
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,384
It's happening.
They saw me weak.

339
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,122
Now it's just a matter of time
before they feast on my body.

340
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,734
♪♪

341
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,734
Oh, hey, guys.
Big news.

342
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,777
Tomorrow night, there is a woman
coming over to my house,

343
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:54,134
and I'm pretty sure
we're going to make sex.

344
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,735
Ooh![ Chanting ]
In-ter-course. In-ter-course.

345
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,346
Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?
Finally.

346
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,966
[ Chanting ]
In-ter-course! In-ter-course!

347
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:02,969
Hi, Susan.Susan: Come on, honey.

348
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,710
Congratulations.
Some woman out there

349
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,361
is gonna have
a very mediocre night.

350
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,884
Yeah, she is.

351
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,058
And she's been sending me
a bunch of sexages...

352
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:13,374
Ooh!...and I may have sent her
one or two myself.

353
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,941
-God!
-Okay. Not cool.
-Oh, good God, man.

354
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,148
Put your phone away!That's worse than what I thought
you were gonna show us.

355
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,548
I taught you
better than that.Poppy: Terrible.

356
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,071
So who's the kind of
lucky lady?

357
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,725
I'll give you three hints.

358
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,599
You know her,
you respect her,

359
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,820
and it's Dr. Dewan.

360
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,429
It's Dr. Dewan?

361
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,379
[ Miggy laughs ]No, dude.

362
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,776
[ Laughs ]
Definitely not. No.

363
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,869
What she means is
we don't date people
who work with our kids.

364
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,998
It just tends to end
in disaster.

365
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,961
Maybe we can make
an exception for Will.

366
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,739
I mean, he's an adult man,
and damn it,

367
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,314
the poor sap deserves
to lose his virginity.

368
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,441
Yeah,
but the man is wearing

369
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,443
two separate pieces
of fleece clothing.

370
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,565
Maybe we bend the rules
just this once.

371
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,006
Bend the rules?

372
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,013
Where were you
when I wanted to sleep

373
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,454
with the twins'
karate sensei?

374
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,360
Master Gary?

375
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,014
Yeah.
He was so disciplined.

376
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,928
Will, this is
not happening, okay?

377
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,453
I don't want
to start all over

378
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,406
on some new doctor's
Mist List.

379
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,674
You have to end it,
but don't make her angry.

380
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,158
Understand?Absolutely.
Crystal clear.

381
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,978
Keep her happy,
break it off.

382
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,026
No big deal. Simple.[ Cellphone chimes ]

383
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,591
[ Whimpers ]

384
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,897
[ Sneezes ]

385
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:07,903
Oh. Unh-unh.
Ah.

386
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:08,904
Perfect.
You got me sick!

387
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,155
I'd ask you
to take care of me,

388
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,117
but I assume you have
some code against that, too?

389
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,906
You bet your sick ass
I do.

390
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,041
But all you'll be getting
out of me is a Z-Pak

391
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,345
and the number
to my answering service.

392
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,961
Here you go.
Thanks.

393
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,872
Why, hello, Douglas.Hey.

394
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,137
Mom, any interest in some video
I shot on my phone last night?

395
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You know what?

396
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,045
I got a great idea.

397
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,136
Why don't you
get to the pharmacy

398
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,624
and I'll make sure
Rory gets home.

399
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,493
Okay.

400
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,844
Girls, car.

401
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:37,583
Hey, Emily Dickinson!
How's your fever?

402
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,886
Why don't you go
curl up with a blanket

403
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,153
and write a poem
about it?

404
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,805
[ Laughter ]

405
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,419
What'd I tell you?
I lost them.

406
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,199
[ Giggles ]

407
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,292
[ Sneezes ]

408
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,900
Uh-oh. No.
Unh-unh. Bye-bye.

409
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,381
Nice, Douglas.
Real nice.

410
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,380
Okay, Broseph.

411
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,031
Brozilla, what's up?

412
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,855
I'm really gonna need your help
getting out of this now.

413
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,823
Easy. See, most people
in that situation would be like,

414
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,862
"You wanna get rid of a girl?
Ghost her."

415
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:01,957
But I say, nah, become
the opposite of a ghost.

416
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,298
Which is a goblin?

417
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,437
A ghoul?

418
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,049
N-No, the opposite of a ghost
is a mailman.

419
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,050
Oh.
You gotta mailman
that chick, bro.

420
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,751
How do you
mailman someone?

421
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,959
[ Groans ] Man...
Okay, look.

422
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,007
You show up, totally
unannounced, at their house.

423
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,324
[ Snaps fingers ]
Puh!

424
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,619
Oh. Yeah, okay.
That sounds like a mailman.

425
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,096
Word.

426
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,626
Have you said anything?

427
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:24,409
Not yet, but you know how hard
it is to keep a secret,

428
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,105
and I'm starting to think
that this is a juicy one.

429
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,114
What do you want from me?

430
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,455
I think you know
what I want.

431
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,506
To go shopping?

432
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,940
You just made
a huge assumption

433
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,987
about who I am
as a person.

434
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,251
And you were right on.

435
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,124
I won't take you
shopping.

436
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,116
Yes, you will.

437
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,077
♪♪

438
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,946
[ Seatbelt clicks ]To the mall. Chop-chop.

439
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,088
♪♪

440
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:48,961
[ Engine starts ]

441
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,957
I got to say,

442
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,875
mailmanning feels
a little bit like stalking.

443
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,140
Exactly.
It'll freak her ass out,

444
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,363
and she won't be
into you anymore.

445
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,971
Wow. Feels kind of thrilling,
you know?

446
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,143
Word.You're sure it's gonna work?

447
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,148
Man, I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.

448
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:08,541
♪♪

449
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,146
What are you doing here?

450
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,717
Oh, you know, just, uh,
dropping by unannounced

451
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,244
at your personal
residence.

452
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,288
Off-putting, right?
Well, that's just me.

453
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,343
Red Flag City,
population -- one lunatic.

454
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,250
Ding, dong.

455
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,165
It's the mailman.

456
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,299
The mailman?

457
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,170
Mm-hmm.

458
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,336
I like that.

459
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,947
♪♪

460
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,167
I gotta know
what's in your bag.

461
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,919
Coupons mostly,
a couple of real-estate mailers.

462
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,182
This bag's property of the
United States Postal Service,

463
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,005
and tampering with it
is a federal offense.

464
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,183
And also, I don't actually
have a mail bag.

465
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,488
And also,
I'm not a mailman.

466
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,493
See, the whole reason
that I did this thing --

467
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,934
[ Moans ]

468
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,151
♪♪

469
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:46,889
[ Door closes ]

470
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,107
Yep, I can verify
that purchase.

471
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,632
It was, uh, nine pairs
of children's Italian loafers.

472
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:58,066
Th-Th-That's right,
and $219 at the robe store.

473
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,074
What? Hold on.

474
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,805
Did you sneak away

475
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,506
and buy
an espresso machine?

476
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,953
It's being delivered.

477
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,380
Yeah, that was us, too.[ Cellphone beeps ]

478
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,596
Well, that was the second call
from my credit card company.

479
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,075
Are you satisfied?

480
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,645
Honestly, I don't know
if I'll ever be satisfied.

481
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,873
Guess the only way to find out
is to keep shopping.

482
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,613
Tell you what.
You want my watch?
Take my watch.

483
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,003
My grandfather
gave this to me

484
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,526
when I graduated
from medical school,

485
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,879
but I can't handle you
trying on another tunic.

486
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,960
Wait.

487
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,800
You're going to actually give me
your grandfather's watch?

488
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,018
Why would you do that

489
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,358
unless...

490
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,237
No. No, there's --
there's no reason.

491
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,979
I'm just trying to avoid
an embarrassing situation.

492
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:35,981
You know what I think,
Douglas?

493
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,022
I think that you actually
like my mom

494
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,067
and you're scared
she'll find out.

495
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:40,813
Tell me I'm wrong.

496
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,121
You just hesitated.

497
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,340
N-No, I was swallowing.

498
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,209
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a hesitation!

499
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,210
Can a man even swallow?We have a hesitation!

500
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,991
No going back!I was swallowing.

501
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,466
J-J-- Take the watch.

502
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,595
I don't want
that tacky thing.

503
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,218
Just show her you care.

504
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:59,089
And let's take
one last lap for tunics.

505
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,182
I don't think
we've found the one yet.

506
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:07,270
♪♪

507
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,234
Oh!

508
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:13,582
♪♪

509
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,844
Mailmanning did notwork.

510
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,446
Yeah, I noticed that.

511
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,367
Oh, man. How did I not know
about casual sex before this?

512
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,373
It's amazing!

513
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,464
We, like, got all naked.

514
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,422
She doesn't even know
my middle name.

515
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,029
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]

516
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,160
[ Cellphone vibrating ]

517
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,251
Oh, no.

518
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,249
[ Cellphone beeps ]

519
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,250
Angie!

520
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,511
Hey.Always a treat.

521
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,253
I thought I'd just see
how it went with Dr. Dewan.

522
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,115
Your breathing
sounds normal,

523
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,467
so I guess she didn't
crush your windpipe.

524
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,206
[ Chuckles ]
That's funny.

525
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,907
You know, I was actually just
telling Miggy how well it went.

526
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,735
I think
you'd be very surprised

527
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,263
with how Dr. Dewan
handled the situation.

528
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,737
I was.
Thank God.

529
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,397
I know how
she can take bad news.

530
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,221
Okay, talk soon.

531
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,228
Bye!

532
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,659
[ Beep, click ]

533
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,615
Private lessons?

534
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,624
Master Gary...

535
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,146
This is a disaster.

536
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,190
I promised Angie I'd end it,
and now...

537
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,185
Can I be honest?
Will to Miggy?

538
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,327
Mm-hmm.
I don't want to!

539
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,760
Thank God I have you.
Tell me how to fix this.

540
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,066
I know
I'm in good hands.

541
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,072
Yeah!

542
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,203
So, uh...
you just...uh...

543
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,985
So, typically
at this point...

544
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,290
Okay.
...you...uh...

545
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,076
Tell me.

546
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,121
I made it up, man.
All of it.

547
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,116
I have no idea
what I'm talking about.

548
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,077
What?
Why would you do that?

549
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:20,866
I don't know.

550
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,219
I just liked
that someone thought

551
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,478
I was an expert
on something.

552
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,520
I mean, who knew just texting
"lettuce" would work?

553
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,956
Ho'd up.

554
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,312
Haven't you been with
a bunch of ladies?

555
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,351
Two, technically three?

556
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,357
But it was
in high school, man,

557
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,139
and all I had to do was
just walk over and be like,

558
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,493
"Yo, you wanna see me throw
this fish tank off the roof?"

559
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,973
[ Chuckles ]

560
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,583
Then I hooked up
with my best friend

561
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,103
and she got knocked up
by accident.

562
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,797
But can I be honest with you,
Miggy to Will?

563
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,455
Of course.
Miggy to Will.

564
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:49,199
Maybe it's dumb,
but I'm still sort of

565
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,462
holding out hope
for Jack's mom,

566
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,984
which has made
meeting other girls tough.

567
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,338
Every time I go to download
a dating app,

568
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,768
I spend five hours just looking
at Zara's Instagram.

569
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,375
That is just...
so beautiful.

570
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,727
Thanks.

571
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,256
And also,
I'm seething with rage.

572
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,260
It was creative, though --
"mailmanning"?

573
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,172
[ Chuckles ]
Better than my first idea.

574
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,477
Lady-bugging.

575
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,093
That's where you just
land on her shoulder.

576
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,268
What are you
gonna do now, man?

577
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,919
[ Sighs ]

578
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,014
[ Knock on door ]

579
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,485
Poppy?

580
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,194
[ Crickets chirping ]

581
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,281
I can't see.
Are you here?

582
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,580
[ Raspily ] Are you sure
you want to see me like this?

583
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:29,367
I'll take my chances.

584
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,812
Okay.

585
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,200
Pardon me,
Ms. Diana Ross.

586
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,983
I'm looking
for my friend Poppy.

587
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,507
[ Laughs ]

588
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,161
[ Coughs ]

589
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,856
What made you
change your mind?

590
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,433
Well...

591
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,991
How lucid are you
right now?

592
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,037
Eh.

593
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,912
I, uh...

594
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:56,089
I've always had a hard time
with weakness.

595
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,525
My father had 11 kills
in France,

596
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,532
and now it's 2018,

597
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,274
and I'm supposed to
let a woman

598
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,356
peel me off the floor
of a pharmacy.

599
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:09,015
Where the hell's
the dignity in that, right?

600
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,670
Plus, your son tried
to blackmail me

601
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,886
because he knows that I think
he has a pretty mom.

602
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,677
[ Snoring ]

603
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,032
Oh, thank God.

604
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,201
Okay.

605
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:28,557
♪♪

606
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,692
[ Doorbell rings ]

607
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,173
[ Whistling ]

608
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,432
Hey.

609
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,867
I know
you're not expecting me.

610
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,263
Honestly not trying
to mailman you.

611
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,917
So it isa thing.Just hear me out.

612
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,921
It means a lot

613
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,703
that you're willing
to give up Dr. Dewan for me.

614
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,447
But I thought about it,
and...

615
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,269
Oh, God.

616
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,887
I've never met a man
who needs to have sex more.

617
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,448
I mean,
just look at you.

618
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,275
Where do you even
find a T-shirt

619
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,463
with sleeves
that big and billowy?

620
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,500
[ Exhales sharply ]

621
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,325
So, if you like her,

622
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,114
go for it.

623
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,679
Hello, Angela.

624
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,155
Oh. So you didn't
give her up?

625
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,947
You just said it was okay.No, it is not okay.

626
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,171
Well, I went to her
house and I tried to
break it off with her.

627
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,250
Obviously. I'm just
trying to be nice.

628
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,128
She's a spitfire.It's not okay.

629
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,649
Angela.
Dr. Dewan.

630
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,132
We just had an opening
on the Mist List.

631
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,873
Do you want to come in
tomorrow, say around 3:00?

632
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:21,655
I...

633
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,492
Yes,
that would be great.

634
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:27,489
Okay.

635
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,140
So everything worked out.

636
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,485
[ Crunches ]

637
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,714
Hmm. Looks like I'm gonna
have to floss tonight.

638
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,891
Ew.Show yourself out?

639
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,366
We're home, Bernie Sanders.

640
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,374
Yeah, Mr. Free College.

641
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,545
There better be a snack
on the table.

642
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,461
Dad?

643
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,253
Dad, are you here?

644
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:53,896
"Ladies, I've gone
to the woods to die.

645
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,388
Don't bother
looking for me."

646
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,299
Douglas: "I'm sure raccoons
and other hungry vermin

647
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,354
have torn apart my body by now

648
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,999
and that's not how your old man
wants to be remembered.

649
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,094
Anyway, you'll be fine.

650
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,183
You're strong enough
to raise yourselves.

651
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,442
There's bologna in the fridge.

652
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,274
Goodbye."

653
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,664
Daddy's gone?

654
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,316
But we're just kids!

655
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:14,930
Aah!

656
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,489
[ Both scream ]

657
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,926
Who's weak now?

658
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,712
Damn it. Girls, get the wet vac!

659
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,587
Getting it!
On the double!

660
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,409
[ Chuckles ]