1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,461 (suspenseful music plays) 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:07,340 ♪♪ 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,801 - Oh, my gaaaah! - Oh, my gaaaah! 4 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,303 - What the ass?! - Oh, my gah! 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,055 (groans) 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,558 Okay. We're just two people in the morning 7 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,560 who had pizza and chicken wings the night previous. 8 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,061 - Yes. Yes, we are. - Yeah. 9 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,479 And everything about that is fine! 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,231 Double that. We are double fine. 11 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,482 - Yeah. - We are grand. 12 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,234 - So good. - Good as wood. 13 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:27,318 Good morning... 14 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,695 - Grand morning! - Wood morning! 15 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,989 We just came to see you off to Barstow. 16 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,284 And can I just say that I am loving the energy in this room. 17 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,910 Like, it is wild. 18 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,121 - Yeah, everything is normal. - Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,873 Sophie and Graham are off at space camp. 20 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,125 So, we're alone, but it's normal. 21 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,209 (whispering) Normal. 22 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,794 - What is... - Hello. 23 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,879 - Grand! - Wood! 24 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,172 - ...happening? - Now I'm here! 25 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,090 You guys would not believe my morning so far. 26 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,258 I gots a muffin! 27 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,801 I bet that's all we talk about today. 28 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,720 Uh, Poppy, can we speak over in the corner? 29 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:54,804 Yeas. 30 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,056 Uh, kids, go to Graham's room. 31 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,433 - And do what? - I don't know, mess with his stuff. 32 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,642 (whispering) What happened last night? 33 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,769 Don't know. 34 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,312 Uh, Will and I were drinking wine, 35 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,938 and then we ordered pizza to the neighbor's house 36 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,565 since they won't come to mine anymore, and then... 37 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:06,900 that's all I got! 38 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,276 (whispering) I don't remember a thing. 39 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,903 We were eating our seventh plate of chicken wings, 40 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,112 and then we woke up together! 41 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,238 Is this gonna be a whole thing now? 42 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,199 Because I just came by to give D'Amato her mail 43 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,658 that keeps coming to my sauna. 44 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,702 You don't understand. We were... 45 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,412 - Cuddling. - (gasps) 46 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,581 I mean, we still had all our clothes on, so nothing too crazy happened. 47 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,124 But it was intimate. 48 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,251 Intimant? Is there a second "N" in there? 49 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,377 It's "Internet." 50 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,714 Okay, in every cuddle, there's a cuddlee and a cuddler. 51 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:30,924 So, which one were you? 52 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,258 I don't know. I just woke up. 53 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,343 I might still be drunk. 54 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,261 I am definitely still drunk. 55 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,888 - (sighs) - And any minute, Derek is gonna -- 56 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,681 Hey, Ang. You ready to go to... 57 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:40,809 ...Barstow? 58 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,020 Ya-guh! 59 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,275 - ANGIE: Grand morning! - WILL: Wood morning! 60 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,819 Hello... 61 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,112 everyone. 62 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,039 {\an8}(chuckles nervously) 63 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,582 {\an8}Remember Pogs? 64 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,544 {\an8}Everything okay? 65 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,420 {\an8}Absolutely! Uh, we -- 66 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,923 {\an8}I just got so excited to pack that I forgot to pack! 67 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,633 {\an8}Uh, Poppy, will you help me pack? 68 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:14,926 {\an8}- (scoffs) Yeah. - My bedroom, please. 69 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,010 {\an8}Yeah. 70 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,638 {\an8}ANGIE: And, uh, Will, uh, Douglas, Miggy, will you clean up the kitchen?! 71 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,682 {\an8}And, um, Derek, 72 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,058 {\an8}can you... 73 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,270 {\an8}help Emma and Amy untangle my rubber bands? 74 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,896 {\an8}W-Who are Emma and Amy? 75 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,482 {\an8}- Who are you? - Oh. I'm Graham's dad. 76 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,442 {\an8}The blueberry scientist? 77 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,819 {\an8}If this guy's a scientist, 78 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,529 {\an8}I'm the Queen of France. (scoffs) 79 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,030 {\an8}Just untangle my rubber bands! 80 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,907 And what can I do? 81 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,992 {\an8}Oh, my God. 82 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,660 {\an8}Angie's door has become a people factory. 83 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,245 {\an8}- Who is this? - I'm Jared. 84 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,289 {\an8}- This is Jared. - There's a Jared now? 85 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,915 {\an8}ANGIE: He's my new friend from Craigslist. 86 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,251 {\an8}He's subletting my place for the summer. 87 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,378 {\an8}You're really helping me out, Jared. 88 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,506 {\an8}- Angie! - Don't give me that look! 89 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,757 I can have fun. 90 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,135 Rory, sweetheart, 91 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,636 {\an8}can you take Jared to Graham's room, 92 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,721 {\an8}help him get settled in? 93 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,556 {\an8}Sounds like a totally normal kid job. 94 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,807 {\an8}Right this way. 95 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,643 {\an8}♪♪ 96 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,020 {\an8}(sniffs) 97 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,357 {\an8}♪♪ 98 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,903 {\an8}♪♪ 99 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,697 {\an8}Derek can definitely tell something is up! 100 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,491 {\an8}God, I'm supposed to spend the summer with that hot dummy! 101 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,619 {\an8}How am I gonna do that if I'm obsessing 102 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,704 {\an8}over what did or didn't happen with Will? 103 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,415 {\an8}Well, what if something did happen with Will? 104 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,417 - Well, I'd have to rethink everything! - (door opens) 105 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,919 - Ang? A mo? Hi. - Hi. 106 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,754 Uh, you know how you left me alone 107 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:36,257 in a room with a strange man and my mom said absolutely nothing? 108 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,342 Yeah? 109 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,468 Well, there's three more of them now. 110 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,845 Ohhhh! Yeah. That one's on me. 111 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,973 I, uh, cast a wide net online for hot male subletters, 112 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,558 and I told the first four they could have it. 113 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,976 I just figured most of them would flake. 114 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,853 Your post specifically said "hot men"? 115 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,021 You're not even gonna be here! 116 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,940 I will not explain myself further. 117 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,525 You know what? Do me a solid -- go pick one. 118 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:58,446 Make a big financial decision that will directly impact your future? 119 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,448 Yeah, no, I think I can do that. 120 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:01,616 He's a gem. 121 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,036 Okay. What's the last thing you remember? 122 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,246 Uh... 123 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,165 the power went out, and then we lit some candles, 124 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,167 opened a bottle of wine. (pops lips) 125 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,627 Okay. Back to the candles. 126 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,254 Were they your holiday ones from the gas station? 127 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,006 Of course! Ohh, God. You know me so well. 128 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,341 Oh, my God. This is why we work. 129 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,134 This is why we get each other. Okay, focus! Focus. 130 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,428 Good thing is, scent triggers memory. 131 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,514 - Which ones did you use? - All of them. 132 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,225 Like, at different times. It was candle jazz. 133 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,977 All right, all we have to do is 134 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,271 re-create the exact combination of scents, 135 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,647 and that memory will come back to you. 136 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,148 - Bring me the candles. - Fine! 137 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,775 And do you mind packing up my suitcase? 138 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,443 That torn trash bag in the corner? 139 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:39,737 Yeah. 140 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,114 I don't know what happened, but based off the feelings 141 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,198 I've been having, I-I -- 142 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,492 - What feelings? - Will has feelings for Angie. 143 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,576 - What? - Yeah. 144 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,287 I can see pheromones in the air, 145 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,580 and Will has been looking gooey for a while. 146 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,000 You do look a little gooey, and that suggests to me 147 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,584 that you were definitely the cuddler. 148 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,461 - MIGGY: Mm-hmm. - Oh, no. Poor Angie. 149 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,671 Just trying to get some shut-eye, 150 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,673 and in comes ol' cuddlin' Will 151 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,050 with his cuddlin' arms and his cuddly legs, 152 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,385 looking for a good old time! 153 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,928 Oh, she probably hates me! 154 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,013 It's better that way. 155 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,724 Getting involved with anyone in the friend group is a fiasco. 156 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,142 - Look at me and Poppy. - WILL: You're right! 157 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,185 Angie's my best friend, and I made it weird. 158 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,479 I have to apologize to her for the cuddle. 159 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,564 - Hey, Will. - Derek! 160 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,648 Oh-doh! 161 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,317 Can you help me pack the car? 162 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,776 Um...can the twins do it? 163 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,361 They're always looking to build up their lats. 164 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,988 No. I want it to be you. 165 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,656 I have some questions about last night. 166 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,616 (voice squeaks) Okay. 167 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,452 I like that b-dery much. 168 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,245 ♪♪ 169 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,289 That young man is gonna kill him. 170 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,458 How did things get so complicated? 171 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:36,044 First, you and Poppy break up. Now Will and Angie. 172 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,796 My phone updated against my will in the middle of the night. 173 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,881 Hey, uh, Miggy? 174 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,382 I can't handle anything else. 175 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,635 I...just need help picking out a hunky subletter for Angie. 176 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:45,970 Oh, your thing has hunks? 177 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,349 ALL: Pleasure to meet you. 178 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,726 Oh, Miggy way in. 179 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,561 (sniffing) 180 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,896 Nothing. (sniffs) 181 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,147 Nothing. 182 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,525 Wait! I'm getting something. 183 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,818 (sniffs) 184 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,196 The scent of eggnog reminds me of... 185 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,073 Yes? Yes? 186 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,574 (sniffs) 187 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,451 The eggnog candle reminds me of eggnog! 188 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,536 (groans) Well, I see how you got there. 189 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,621 God! 190 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,082 I'm never gonna remember how the cuddle happened! 191 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,584 It's no use. Let's just blow these out. 192 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,087 (blowing) Ah! (sniffs) 193 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,882 My snowman candle smells just like disappointing Christmas morning. 194 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,966 Mmm! 195 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,176 (sniffs) 196 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,638 (high-pitched) ♪ I'll meet you right here ♪ 197 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,182 (low-pitched) ♪ I'll meet you right here ♪ 198 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,434 "Ham" for three points! 199 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,186 I eat ham! 200 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:39,065 - I feel so beautiful right now. - (scribbling) 201 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,818 - Should I be an artist? - WILL: Yeah. 202 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,944 Ready? Go! 203 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,028 Whoa! 204 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,155 - Wow! - I'm Angie! 205 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,281 Whoa! 206 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,408 It's uncanny. 207 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,909 (blows) 208 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,620 You sure you're okay on the floor? 209 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:53,996 You mean my nest? 210 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,998 - It's comfy. - Aww. 211 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,834 I feel like a little baby bird. 212 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,210 (blows) 213 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,422 Aw, man. 214 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,506 Left one lit. 215 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,299 I'm not burning this house down again. 216 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,427 ♪♪ 217 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,970 (blows) 218 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:14,225 ♪♪ 219 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,186 POPPY: Ang? 220 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,438 What's happening? 221 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,897 Oh, God! Is it too many candles? 222 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,274 Should we call poison control? 223 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,402 (blows) 224 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:29,657 ♪♪ 225 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,741 (sighs) 226 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,118 Good night, Will. 227 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,202 (inhales sharply) 228 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,454 Good night, Angie. 229 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,622 It was me. 230 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,124 I was the cuddler. 231 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,085 (gasps) Ooh! Poppy's scandalized. 232 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,589 I'm done drinking -- forever! 233 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,008 Except for weekends and holidays and my birthday and Mondays, 234 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,676 because Mondays are hard, you know! 235 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,720 Okay, stop talking like a nightshirt on Etsy! 236 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,263 Does Will remember? 237 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,431 I don't know. 238 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,765 What if he does? 239 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,350 What if I've ruined our friendship 240 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,728 and -- and he doesn't even feel the same way? 241 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,730 Wait, feel the same way... 242 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,857 (whispering) as you feel?! 243 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,484 How do you feel exactly? 244 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,818 I don't know, Poppy. 245 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,487 (sighs) God! 246 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,947 I mean, it's Will. 247 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,825 He -- He sneaks greens into my morning cereal, 248 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,452 like he's Jessica Seinfeld! 249 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,162 But then sometimes, 250 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,830 I feel like maybe... 251 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,040 (normal voice) Yeah? 252 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,919 Oh, my God. Oh, my -- Oh, my God. 253 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,713 Okay. Okay. Angie, you got to talk to him. 254 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,049 No! I'm not doing this, okay? 255 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,968 Grab a garbage bag and start throwing stuff in there! 256 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,470 Off to Barstow! 257 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,764 ♪♪ 258 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,184 I'm just trying to figure out what Angie was doing last night. 259 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,769 I mean, she's barely packed, 260 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,229 nobody will look me in the eye, 261 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,398 which is making me very self-conscious because I had a stye last week. 262 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,733 I wouldn't read into it. 263 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,319 - Uh, there was a blackout last night. - There was a blackout? 264 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,779 Yeah, but Angie had candles, 265 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,405 - so we lit those, and -- - Wait. 266 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,116 So, you two were alone together...in candlelight? 267 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,201 It's not what you think. 268 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:57,245 We were just eating chicken wings and hanging out. 269 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,996 It was so boring, we fell asleep. 270 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,164 Wait, you slept here? 271 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,667 More like passed out 'cause we were so drunk. 272 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,877 (chuckles) Can I please start over? 273 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,380 ...like, let's throw 'em back, throw 'em back... 274 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,589 (sighs) 275 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,592 We got to get Will away from Derek and over to Angie. 276 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,760 Hey. 277 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,388 I think Angie likes Will. 278 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,640 Angie likes Will? 279 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,849 Will likes Angie! 280 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,393 - (whispering) Shut up! - What has happened to me? 281 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,852 - I used to be a man! - (normal voice) Ooh! 282 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,937 It's so exciting, right? 283 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,063 Those poor kids. 284 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,607 I warned him not to date within the friend group. 285 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,818 We had to learn that the hard way. 286 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,445 Hey. I have no regrets. 287 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,614 Fine. 288 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,908 Let's go rescue Lollipop Boy. 289 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,535 That's right. I still say it. 290 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,828 Girls! 291 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,582 I gotta say, this whole thing sounds pretty sketchy. 292 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,459 And this is coming from a guy who once called the cops on himself. 293 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,963 Will, go inside. Need you to sit on an over-packed suitcase. 294 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,339 (whispering) Thank you. 295 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,049 So, Derek, Amy and Emma -- 296 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,927 they're gonna give your vehicle a full diagnostic inspection, 297 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,971 make sure you get back to Barstow safely. 298 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,890 Oh, thanks, sir, but my Honda's brand-new. It runs great. 299 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,642 Yeah. The girls are gonna look at your car, Derek. 300 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,978 Okay, Derek, time to leave now. 301 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,313 Oh, sorry. We can't. 302 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,273 These nice ladies are gonna fix the Honda. 303 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,066 - Pop 'er open. - Got it. 304 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,818 No, uh, we're going now. 305 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,862 We'll take my van. Start loading bags. 306 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,363 - What's the hurry? - Move! 307 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,906 Will. Can I have a mo? 308 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,991 I honestly do not have a mo -- 309 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,327 - Overruled! I'm taking a mo. - I'm looking for Angie. 310 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,745 (whispering) Do you realize what I'm about to do? 311 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,497 I'm gonna cross party lines and share Angie's secrets. 312 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,874 - (gasps) - I know. 313 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,585 That's girl-on-girl crime. I'm a traitor to my own country! 314 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,754 - Angie's your country? - Yes! 315 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,089 She's my best friend, and that makes her my country. 316 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,216 And I want what's best for my country. 317 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,676 So here goes. 318 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,219 We talked about last night -- 319 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,596 Shhhhhhh! 320 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,182 You are either helping with this hunk problem 321 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,644 or you're sitting and reading quietly to yourself! 322 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,062 - (door slams) - Get in here! 323 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,146 (door closes) 324 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,898 Will, I think she has feelings for you. 325 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,900 No! Wait, what?! 326 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,985 Hold on. (chuckling) No! 327 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,528 Wait. What? 328 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,322 No! Wait. What? 329 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,157 I don't have time for this, okay? We are on a clock. 330 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,700 Right. W-What did she say? 331 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,786 Nothing. You know, I-I-I just know her. 332 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,288 I know when she pretends to like Taylor Swift ironically 333 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,414 but she really likes her music, 334 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,250 and I know when she's harboring feelings for her friend, 335 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,670 but she doesn't know if he feels the same way about her. 336 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,630 But she told me she wanted to try this whole Derek thing. 337 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,048 She said she wants a better life. 338 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,300 I think you're her better life. 339 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,803 Now, you have a window. 340 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,388 I-I don't know how big it is. 341 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,431 She could get in that car and not come back, 342 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,392 but if you tell her how you feel right now, 343 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,810 you have a chance. 344 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,061 Okay. 345 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,604 I'm gonna do it. 346 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,939 (sighs) Wow! 347 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,899 Ohh, the stakes could not be higher. 348 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,026 But it's clear I just need to take a deep breath, 349 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,195 man up, and work on Angie's slideshow. 350 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,446 You did not just say that. 351 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,407 In the right hands, a slideshow can be art. 352 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,367 She is packing the car! We don't have time for this! 353 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,786 Poppy, this is the most important thing I've ever done. 354 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,372 I'm not gonna not do it with a slideshow. 355 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,873 Besides, I already made it. 356 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,167 I just need to add one slide. I got this. 357 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,128 I know the perfect song. 358 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,089 ♪ I'm 15 for a moment -- ♪ 359 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,340 Will. 360 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,343 Do not use that song. 361 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,761 Honestly... 362 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,971 I might. 363 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,055 Will. 364 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,515 No. 365 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,517 I might. 366 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,228 RORY: All right. 367 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,189 So you've had one-on-one time with each and every one of the guys. 368 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,315 Who's it gonna be? 369 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567 Jared... 370 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,943 Jared R... 371 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,278 Jared T... 372 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,946 or Dave? 373 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,073 ♪♪ 374 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,534 I don't know. They're all so amazing. 375 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,994 Maybe if I visited their hometowns? 376 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,163 - Hmm. - Hey, can I steal Miggy for a sec? 377 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,247 Oh, yeah. 378 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,249 I just want to let you know my heart is open. 379 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,460 And I just want to say that I'm genuine. 380 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,462 Jared R. is not here for the right reasons. 381 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,796 Don't do that. Come on, man. 382 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,965 Miggy, you have to make a decision. 383 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,217 It's time...to face the guys. 384 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,053 (suspenseful music plays) 385 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,388 (exhales sharply) 386 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,932 It was a pleasure getting to know you all. 387 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,267 I-I honestly believe 388 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,978 that Angie's subletter is standing in this room. 389 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,355 So... 390 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,482 (inhales deeply) 391 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,151 ...the person I pick is... 392 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,987 (music intensifies) 393 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:05,993 ♪♪ 394 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,411 ...is... 395 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,246 ♪♪ 396 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,664 I'm sorry. I can't. 397 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,751 Gentlemen, a quick break? 398 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,253 What is wrong with you? 399 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,838 I can't let three hearts get broken! 400 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,507 I just want everyone to be happy -- 401 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,176 Poppy, Douglas, Angie, Will, Derek, 402 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,345 all the Jareds, and the Dave! 403 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,306 What if there's a way that we can get out of this 404 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,849 without breaking any hearts? 405 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,602 Sorry, I just wanted to say that... 406 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,104 I think I'm falling in love with this house. 407 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,023 Calm down, Dave. It's a sublet. 408 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,609 ♪ I'm 15 for a moment ♪ 409 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,653 Just feel the beat. Don't think. 410 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,781 - ♪ Caught in between 10 and 20 ♪ - Just...slide. 411 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,449 ♪ And I'm just dreaming ♪ 412 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,201 Man, you are into whatever you're working on. 413 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,327 (click, music stops) 414 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,787 We never got to finish our chat. 415 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,455 What is that? Is that PowerPoint? 416 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,249 Oh, it -- it -- uh, nothing. 417 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,167 Uh, I would love to chat, 418 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,253 but let's get away from all this tech 419 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,507 and go someplace where we can have a real man-to-man conversation. 420 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,592 (dryer humming) 421 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,386 You know my grandfather invented the dryer? 422 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,930 (clicks tongue) That's a lie. I don't know why I said that. 423 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,182 Anyway, about Angie... 424 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,351 - Angie? - D'Amato, Will. 425 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,645 I...think you know we're talking about Angie D'Amato. 426 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:15,813 Right. Well, what about her? 427 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,608 Listen, I may not be school-smart, okay, 428 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,235 but I'm intuitive. 429 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,821 I always know when the drummer from my band is gonna die. 430 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,155 I'm 2-2 on that. 431 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,157 So I'm good at sensing things. 432 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,159 And I'm sensing something with Angie. 433 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,744 Angie...? 434 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,246 Again, D'Amato. 435 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,330 Mm. 436 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,041 There's obviously something going on between you. 437 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,336 So, I wouldn't be able to live with myself 438 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,213 if I didn't look you in the eye 439 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,549 and, once and for all... 440 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,342 say... 441 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,635 thank you. 442 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,262 Huh? 443 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,931 Whatever you're feeling, you're not acting on it 444 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,766 because you know that if this worked, 445 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,644 she would have a family and -- and Graham would have a dad. 446 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,355 And you not interfering with that, 447 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,732 that's -- 448 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,191 that's cool. 449 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,318 You're cool. 450 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,444 Um... 451 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,196 thanks. 452 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,573 I don't know where you are on hugs... 453 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,950 - Um... - ...but for the record, I'm pro. 454 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,160 Mngh! 455 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:15,164 (Five for Fighting's "100 Years" plays) 456 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:20,085 Noooooooooo!! 457 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,172 - ♪ Caught in between 10 and 20 ♪ - Will? 458 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,133 ♪ And I'm just dreamin' ♪ 459 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,218 - ♪ Counting the ways ♪ - W-What is this? 460 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,887 ♪ To where you are ♪ 461 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,221 U-Uhhhhhh... 462 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,891 - (music continues) - Angie? Ma'am? 463 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,601 Please give me my laptop. 464 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,228 There's...top-secret weather stuff on there. 465 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,730 This is, like... 466 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,817 from every moment I've had with you since we met. 467 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,819 That time we went storm-chasing, 468 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,572 when we were stoned on melatonin with the butterflies, 469 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,741 when we...kidnapped that goose. 470 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,160 ♪ There's still time for you ♪ 471 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,579 You -- You spent some real time on this. 472 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,373 Please, just give me my laptop. 473 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,792 ♪ 15, there's never... ♪ 474 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,085 Okay. 475 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,378 Thank you. 476 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671 - Gah! - Angie, I'm not -- 477 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,631 - Hunh! Huhh! - Ang-- Angie, please! 478 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:06,715 - No! No! - Give me the laptop! 479 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,301 Give me the laptop! Angie! Give me the laptop! Angie! 480 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,513 (outro plays) 481 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:17,476 ♪♪ 482 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,894 (song ends) 483 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,025 Well... 484 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,444 what do you want to say? 485 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,448 (sighs) 486 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,159 I want to say... 487 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,124 Uh... 488 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,668 I want to say... 489 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,504 (voice breaking) have a good summer in Barstow. 490 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,299 That's everything? 491 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,679 (sighs) Pretty much, yeah. 492 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,851 Okay. 493 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,103 I will. 494 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,981 DEREK: Ready to go, Angie? 495 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,109 - Car's pretty much packed. - Yeah. 496 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,028 We should hit the road. 497 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,905 Yeah. My turtle's probably getting restless. 498 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,782 I don't want her peeing in the new car. 499 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,034 (chuckles softly) 500 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:24,960 ♪♪ 501 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:30,924 ♪♪ 502 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,843 You give that desert hell, girl. 503 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,845 Don't find another best friend while I'm gone, okay? 504 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,430 - No way! - (car door opens) 505 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,890 - You're my country. - (car door closes) 506 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,016 Heh? 507 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,686 Well, Miggy did it again. 508 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,522 What he means is, we found you a new subletter. 509 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,816 MIGGY: All four! They'll all be paying you rent. 510 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,110 40K a month, baby! 511 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,570 Oh, sweet angel. 512 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,946 Not even close. 513 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,365 But it'll be a good chunk of money, minus my fee. 514 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,575 That's amazing. 515 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,035 (chuckles) Aw! 516 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,954 ♪♪ 517 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,581 (sighs) For the road. 518 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,625 ♪♪ 519 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,877 No heart attacks till I get back, okay? 520 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,965 ♪♪ 521 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,425 (sighs) So... 522 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,303 have a good summer in Barstow. 523 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,305 - You said that already. - WILL: Right. 524 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,224 But I meant it. 525 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,185 Bye, Will. 526 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,436 (chuckles) 527 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,147 Hey, um... 528 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,734 in case we don't call or text as much as we usually do, 529 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,944 just... 530 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,114 ...don't finish Gavel Town without me. 531 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,448 (chuckles) 532 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,908 And... 533 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,035 ♪♪ 534 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,620 ...remember to miss me. 535 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,748 I'll do my best. 536 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,958 (laughs) 537 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,418 Mm. 538 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:54,174 ♪♪ 539 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,884 Gosh. It's a shame. 540 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,761 I got excited those two were gonna make it work. 541 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,846 (car door opens) 542 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,764 Well, I haven't given up hope yet. 543 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,516 (car door closes) 544 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,101 - (engine starts) - Oh! Girls. 545 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,145 I forgot to say goodbye. 546 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,313 Let's not make this a production. 547 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,815 ♪♪ 548 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,024 (seatbelt clicks) 549 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,861 Hey! Derek! You're 20 short! 550 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,195 We take Venmo, dude! 551 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,575 ♪♪ 552 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,659 (gearshift clicks) 553 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:25,247 ♪♪ 554 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,583 (sighs) 555 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,960 This is so sad! 556 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,087 Let's focus on the positive, like... 557 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,882 I got something. 558 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,259 This guy made me an incredible slideshow. 559 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,760 You watched it? 560 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,679 Twice! I got misty. 561 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,849 It's almost as if the slideshow took place... 562 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,893 - Between the slides! - ...between the slides. 563 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,019 - WILL: Yes! - DOUGLAS: Yes! 564 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,937 {\an8}Go ahead. You can play it. 565 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,736 {\an8}("100 Years" plays) 566 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,740 {\an8}WILL, POPPY, AND MIGGY: ♪ I'm 15 for a moment ♪ 567 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,951 {\an8}♪ Caught in between 10 and 20 ♪ 568 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,246 {\an8}♪ And I'm just dreamin' ♪ 569 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,665 {\an8}♪ Counting the ways to where you are ♪ 570 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,835 {\an8}All right, look, if you think I'm gonna be part of this, you're insane. 571 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,755 {\an8}♪ I'm 22 for a moment ♪ 572 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,506 {\an8}I knew our parents were lame, but this is -- 573 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,467 {\an8}this is physically upsetting. 574 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,970 {\an8}♪ ...than ever, and we're on fire ♪ 575 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:26,683 {\an8}♪ Makin' our way back from Mars ♪ 576 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:32,189 ♪ 15, there's still time for you ♪ 577 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,316 ♪ Time to buy and time... ♪ 578 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,361 Well, this is...mostly trash. 579 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,988 Poppy needs to learn how to pack a carry-on. 580 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,073 Oh. 581 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,533 My snowman candle. 582 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,996 ♪ When you only got a hundred years to live ♪ 583 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,084 ♪♪ 584 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,837 ♪ 15, there's still time for you ♪ 585 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,633 ♪ Time to buy and time to choose ♪ 586 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,301 ♪ Hey, 15 ♪ 587 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,637 - ♪ There's never... ♪ - Good night, Will. 588 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,515 (inhales sharply) Good night, Angie. 589 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:12,062 ♪ When you only got a hundred years to live ♪ 590 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,814 I think I'm in love with you. 591 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,065 Mm-hmm? 592 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,110 ♪♪ 593 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,696 (music fades) 594 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,155 Oh, my God. 595 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,407 Butts!