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‎（本集錄製時
‎全球尚未爆發新冠疫情）

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‎（我那煩人的個性歷久不衰，大衛）

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‎（洛杉磯）

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‎我很久沒來這種店了

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‎我愛CVS藥局

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‎我常來這裡
‎因為我以前有個電視節目

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‎這裡讓我覺得…

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‎等一下，等等

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‎-妳看，像上電視一樣
‎-對

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‎大家好，我們馬上回來

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎掌聲歡迎，大衛萊特曼

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‎你們好嗎？

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‎非常感謝，謝謝，請坐

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‎很高興見到大家，有人來過嗎？

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‎這是我們第二次來亞歷克斯劇院
‎妳來過？

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‎很好，有人姍姍來遲，我的天呀

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‎門票沒寫時間嗎？請坐

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‎好，別再看他們了

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‎做這個節目有個好處

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‎就是能學到之前不太瞭解的事

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‎今晚能學到很多事情

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‎我很興奮，只是有點緊張

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‎請各位掌聲歡迎
‎金伯莉諾埃爾卡戴珊威斯特

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‎嗨

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‎嗨！

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‎-感謝邀請
‎-謝謝妳前來

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎那是妳編的嗎？

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‎-辮子嗎？
‎-對

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‎不是

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‎我不會編頭髮

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‎有人幫妳弄的？

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‎有人把頭髮剪掉，然後編成長辮子

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‎再用雙面膠帶貼上去？

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‎不是，上面有類似鉤子的東西

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‎要在上面塗膠水

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‎-不！
‎-對，這要…

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‎我自己的頭髮也編在裡面

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‎哇！

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‎很驚人
‎我現在想到一堆不一樣的問題

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‎首先，這合法嗎？

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‎合法

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‎可以問這要花多少錢嗎？

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‎這應該是我用IG的一則貼文換來的

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‎哇

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‎一則IG貼文換終生免費的假髮

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‎所以我們眼前的東西

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‎大概值25萬美元？

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‎開玩笑的

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‎我不太聊錢

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‎我覺得那不太適當

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‎我能做什麼來換終生免費的頭髮？

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‎-你這邊很多毛髮，放心
‎-對，我一直忘記

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‎-能移到上面
‎-別擔心

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‎-自備假髮
‎-真希望有這麼簡單

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‎很多年前，有些人，包括我本人

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‎可能講笑話笑過妳和妳的節目

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‎因為我當時不瞭解

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‎人家付錢給我，就是要我講笑話

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‎-大家都這樣
‎-對

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‎但我們現在不會笑了

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‎-因為妳成功…
‎-是的

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‎另外一件事，因為名氣而出名

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‎我以前一直覺得沒道理

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‎因為那是電視節目

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‎身為那個電視節目的明星

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‎如果沒有明星特質，節目就不會成功

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‎你就不會在電視上，會由別人取代

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‎所以因為名氣而出名
‎我以前都覺得沒意義

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‎-我從來不信
‎-對

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‎我以前也不明白，因為我一直覺得…

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‎演戲很難，我做不來

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‎但那是個角色

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‎有人不喜歡那部電影和那個角色

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‎並沒有關係

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‎但觀眾必須喜歡我們的本性

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‎我覺得這比較難
‎我要如何分享自己的生活？

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‎-妳要靠做自己來獲得成功
‎-做自己

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‎我們一開始就講好了

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‎我們要做自己，毫無保留

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‎我們不同於別人的地方是

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‎通常一個家庭

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‎是一個人功成名就

85
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‎但我有機會與家裡每個人

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‎同時體驗一切

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‎如果E!電視臺送我們去世界旅遊

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‎我們會一同前往

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‎我在CBS電視臺工作了20年
‎他們從沒送我去玩

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‎我比妳年長一倍

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‎我應該不必特別提醒大家

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‎妳目前經歷過的事情

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‎其中的七到十件事情

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‎可能就是別人一輩子的經歷

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‎妳父親是律師，但沒有執業

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‎他在音樂界工作

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‎他為了朋友OJ辛普森
‎再次踏入法律界

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‎打那場官司…

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‎我插個話，OJ是妳的教父

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‎很熟的朋友，像是OJ叔叔

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‎好，他不是妳教父，他是OJ叔叔

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‎妳父親最好的朋友

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‎-對，所以…
‎-妳母親跟妮克爾是知己

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‎對，事發一個禮拜前

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‎我們全家一起到墨西哥旅遊

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‎辛普森家族跟我們

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‎後來發生那件事實在難以想像

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‎但是…

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‎爸爸站在一邊

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‎媽媽完全站在對立面…

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‎我記得我接到電話

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‎當時在吃晚餐，大家坐在餐桌

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‎我接起電話，是監獄打來的

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‎是OJ打的

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‎我把電話遞給媽媽，他想跟她講話

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‎我記得他們開始爭執起來

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‎我媽直言不諱地表達自己的感受

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‎-她有什麼想法或感覺？
‎-她…

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‎相信…

120
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‎她的朋友被他謀殺

121
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‎她覺得非常痛苦

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‎我們去我爸那邊，情況完全不同

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‎約翰尼科克倫、羅伯特夏皮羅、我爸
‎他們有另一個說法

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‎我們小孩子不太知道該相信誰
‎該站在哪邊

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‎因為我們不想傷害到爸媽

126
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‎我爸有次帶我們去法庭

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‎他把我們從學校帶走，沒告訴我媽

128
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‎我記得我媽坐在妮克爾父母的旁邊

129
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‎我跟葛妮坐在OJ正後方

130
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‎我們看向媽媽

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‎她瞪著我們

132
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‎像是在說：“妳們怎麼不在學校？
‎來這幹嘛？”

133
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‎我跟葛妮就直視前方，不敢看媽媽

134
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‎整個審判期間，我們家搞得四分五裂

135
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‎妳當時13歲？

136
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‎對，13、14歲

137
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‎我清楚記得當時沒去上學
‎待在家裡看判決

138
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‎之後我爸來電說

139
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‎“天哪，我們在OJ叔叔家見
‎大家都要過去”

140
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‎我跟葛妮過去那邊

141
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‎我剛好像說我只有14歲
‎但我爸當時讓我開車

142
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‎我回家時把車子停在門口

143
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‎外面有很多攝影記者

144
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‎當晚的八卦新聞節目說

145
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‎“羅伯特卡戴珊的情婦把車開到門口”

146
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‎我說：“天哪”

147
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‎我不敢相信他們會捏造這種新聞

148
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‎那是我跟媒體第一次交手
‎所學到的經驗

149
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‎我們不禁回想起

150
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‎那些死亡的悲劇

151
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‎以及死者的親屬

152
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‎對於他有罪或無罪
‎妳現在有什麼想法嗎？

153
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‎我從來沒有表達過我的感受

154
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‎因為我尊重他的孩子

155
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‎如果我公開講話

156
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‎因而傷害到別人…

157
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‎除非他們衝著我來

158
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:11,553
‎我得為自己或家人辯護
‎那我就會講話

159
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‎父親過世時妳幾歲？

160
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‎22歲

161
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‎22歲，那讓妳很震撼？

162
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‎-當然
‎-改變了一切

163
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‎對，我在他辦公室做事

164
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‎從他身上學到很多

165
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‎妳父親是律師，妳目前在讀法律

166
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‎把這兩者連結起來
‎是過於簡單的想法嗎？

167
00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,657
‎這滿有意思的

168
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:42,044
‎這顯然跟我爸有關

169
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‎但我們在比佛利山長大

170
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‎過得非常幸福

171
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‎非常精彩

172
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‎之前

173
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‎我沒有注意到其他人的問題

174
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‎後來我看到愛麗絲強森的推文

175
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,685
‎這件事很單純

176
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,360
‎有人初次犯法

177
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,685
‎是輕微的毒品犯罪

178
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,029
‎刑期跟連續殺人犯查爾斯曼森一樣

179
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‎我覺得不合理

180
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,865
‎不是暴力犯罪

181
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,540
‎結果判她終身監禁

182
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,999
‎我認為非常有必要…

183
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‎闡明這件事

184
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,586
‎（真不公平…）

185
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,799
‎金卡戴珊威斯特週三來到白宮

186
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,841
‎這場白宮西廂辦公室的明星會議

187
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‎兩年前

188
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,096
‎多數美國人絕對意想不到

189
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‎川普總統今天火速批准

190
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‎釋放一個有罪的毒販

191
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‎金卡戴珊當面向總統申訴後

192
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‎總統減輕了阿拉巴馬州
‎一個曾祖母的無期徒刑

193
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‎美國各州監獄裡的囚犯

194
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‎突然都開始跟妳聯絡嗎？

195
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,373
‎是的，沒錯

196
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,174
‎我們現在談的是量刑改革

197
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,039
‎我不想要到每個地方

198
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,667
‎都要帶著律師

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‎因為我不懂法律的細節

200
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,129
‎我想自己弄清楚

201
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‎妳在上法學院嗎？或者不是？

202
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‎這個課程叫做閱讀法律，這是在加州

203
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,972
‎美國有四個州有這種課程

204
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,018
‎很多人知道
‎亞伯拉罕林肯就是樣當上律師的

205
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,601
‎這是合法的

206
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,558
‎有時候人家會想

207
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,778
‎你只是在家自學

208
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,659
‎但每週要在辦公室待近20個小時

209
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:42,156
‎跟著律師一起見習

210
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,913
‎學習各種法律，從侵權法

211
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:48,575
‎到民事訴訟，什麼都要學

212
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,826
‎一年後

213
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,667
‎你要接受一天的律師考試

214
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,764
‎稱為律師小考，你要通過

215
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,221
‎妳已經安排好

216
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,760
‎接下來四到五年的時間了

217
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,715
‎是的

218
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,730
‎接受法律考試時，可以帶

219
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,651
‎-幾樣東西，好
‎-特定的東西，對

220
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,361
‎如果妳知道是什麼…

221
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,778
‎我沒事！

222
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,033
‎謝謝，沒事的

223
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,531
‎我喜歡來這裡…

224
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,452
‎告訴人家我身體有問題

225
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,544
‎我在藥局看到人，我會說

226
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:31,580
‎“我長了很多膿腫，發炎又疼痛

227
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,667
‎有什麼藥膏能擦嗎？”

228
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,172
‎然後大家就通通跑光

229
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,514
‎我需要一枝完美的筆

230
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,843
‎我知道聽起來很荒唐

231
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,507
‎有些墨水比較多，我要全都打開

232
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,137
‎-很難…
‎-打開來試試

233
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,353
‎這不是我的東西

234
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,313
‎考試要多久？

235
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:52,193
‎-一天，所以要花點時間
‎-我夢過

236
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:56,071
‎我跟金卡戴珊坐在藥局的地上

237
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,860
‎我夢過很多次

238
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,948
‎要花非常多個小時

239
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,911
‎-那個考試？
‎-對，要十個小時左右

240
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,412
‎筆寫起來要非常舒適

241
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,865
‎-要我把這些打開嗎？
‎-好，謝謝

242
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,325
‎我就寫你的名字

243
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,075
‎好，妳真貼心

244
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,877
‎試這枝，那枝可能是一樣的

245
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,088
‎不一樣，我已經感覺得到

246
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,219
‎-你看這枝墨水很多
‎-字跡會變模糊

247
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,177
‎等一下，我喜歡這種筆

248
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,101
‎-差別在哪？
‎-電池呢？

249
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,470
‎-需要電池嗎？
‎-應該不需要

250
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,927
‎電池是必備的

251
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,557
‎我不喜歡中性筆

252
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,274
‎注意，閃開，小心

253
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,018
‎另一枝感覺比較粗

254
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,316
‎我要買粗一點的

255
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,690
‎買筆

256
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,106
‎來量血壓，妳要嗎？

257
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,328
‎-但這乾淨嗎？
‎-不乾淨

258
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,986
‎-我能保證這不乾淨
‎-是啊

259
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,618
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-有嗎？

260
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,115
‎妳把機器弄壞了

261
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,997
‎能幫我們看一下血壓計嗎？

262
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,745
‎-有了
‎-有了，這樣正常嗎？

263
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,507
‎正常，妳的脈搏有點高

264
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,719
‎-這要歸因於我
‎-真的嗎？

265
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,510
‎-而且妳很興奮自己上了電視
‎-沒錯

266
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,764
‎我們買了什麼有用的嗎？

267
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,308
‎-我買個歐仕派的東西
‎-好啊

268
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,104
‎妳看

269
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,725
‎625個棉花棒賣5美元，開什麼玩笑？

270
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,984
‎CVS的顧客請注意

271
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,188
‎今日棉花棒大放送

272
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:26,448
‎記得來看我們這一大桶棉花棒

273
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,326
‎但CVS藥局最棒的地方是糖果區

274
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,663
‎妳看透了我的心

275
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,040
‎-天啊
‎-小朋友很愛沐浴泡彈

276
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,837
‎我真的開始大採購了

277
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,170
‎這就是重點，我們來這裡
‎因為我們是美國人

278
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,717
‎需要的東西都拿了嗎？

279
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,433
‎對，我們需要一個旅行時鐘

280
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,604
‎什麼時候考試？

281
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,522
‎6月底

282
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,190
‎我要休息六個禮拜，全力準備

283
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,400
‎長寬只能五公分

284
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,400
‎太好了

285
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,108
‎這種考試妳參加過幾次？

286
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,653
‎我做過很多模擬考，但還沒考過這個

287
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,158
‎這次妳第一次實際的考試

288
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,121
‎-對
‎-祝妳幸運

289
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,620
‎-祝妳一切順利
‎-謝謝

290
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,956
‎十年後
‎妳對自己和家人有什麼期許？

291
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,423
‎妳希望是什麼情景？妳會做什麼？

292
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:27,513
‎希望接下來的幾屆政府

293
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,553
‎我能與白宮合作，對罪犯從寬量刑

294
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,138
‎妳覺得目前政府

295
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:39,484
‎所推動的量刑改革

296
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:45,243
‎是否能讓民主平衡

297
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:49,911
‎重新回到切實可行的軌道？

298
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,825
‎我聽不懂你在說什麼

299
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,418
‎謝謝，非常感謝

300
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,878
‎-我也不確定
‎-我還沒念完法學院

301
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,223
‎我重講一遍

302
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,839
‎我很感謝妳所做的事

303
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:16,638
‎但這沒有讓我對現任的政府
‎感覺好一點

304
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,063
‎我瞭解

305
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,614
‎我問妳，妳會投給誰？

306
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,645
‎我知道我會投給誰

307
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,238
‎相信我，大家都打來告訴我

308
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,412
‎“千萬別踏進白宮

309
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,081
‎否則妳的名聲就完了”

310
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,949
‎我說：“我得踏進去

311
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,907
‎否則這些人的性命就完了”

312
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,288
‎-名聲比性命重要嗎？
‎-對

313
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,575
‎對我而言…

314
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,708
‎妳做的這些好事很令人讚嘆

315
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,011
‎這股正面的力量

316
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:56,392
‎淡化了總統那些令我無法接受的行為

317
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,103
‎我非常專注

318
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,853
‎也真心感謝這個政府

319
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,766
‎對於監獄改革所做的努力

320
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,065
‎該稱讚的地方我會稱讚

321
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,569
‎我會專注在能力所及的事情

322
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,658
‎我只能做到這樣

323
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,950
‎為何我沒這種感覺？

324
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,453
‎可能我沒妳那麼優秀？

325
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,457
‎-我覺得…
‎-我閉嘴好了

326
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,838
‎妳能抽出時間真是太好了

327
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,588
‎我知道妳是忙碌又有權勢的女性

328
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,802
‎妳有四個小孩，都不滿…

329
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,966
‎-六歲
‎-六歲

330
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,773
‎那是什麼感覺？小朋友都還好嗎？

331
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,018
‎這是種最神奇、瘋狂、有趣

332
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,401
‎最棒、最興奮的感覺

333
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,150
‎就跟我成長的過程一樣

334
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,822
‎我自身的經驗

335
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,782
‎我倆和全天下的父母都會有同感

336
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,621
‎就是父母對於孩子的

337
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,910
‎各種關懷與擔憂

338
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,246
‎是超乎想像的

339
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,332
‎-對
‎-永無止境

340
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:09,207
‎但這非常有趣
‎讓人願意把別的事都拋在後頭

341
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:13,126
‎沒錯，當了媽媽之後
‎每件事都會去想

342
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,587
‎尤其是這個年代

343
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,137
‎“他們在學校好不好
‎跟別人處得來嗎？”

344
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,182
‎我們才剛帶女兒去參加學校的舞會

345
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,556
‎學校有場舞蹈比賽，我們會想

346
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,314
‎“她贏了會有什麼感覺
‎輸了會有什麼感覺？”

347
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,606
‎滿腦子都在想這些

348
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,030
‎她在舞蹈比賽表現如何？

349
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,780
‎她跟肯伊連續兩年得到冠軍

350
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,032
‎-所以他們…
‎-等一下

351
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,238
‎-是父女舞蹈比賽？
‎-對

352
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,657
‎是的

353
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,615
‎他們會練習，編出一整套舞

354
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,866
‎跳各種舞步

355
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,958
‎這樣就不必太擔心了

356
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,304
‎-對吧？
‎-對

357
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,085
‎對了，介紹整個家族給我認識

358
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,094
‎-開始吧，介紹所有人
‎-孫子也要？

359
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,137
‎全部的人

360
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,390
‎-從最小到最大的？
‎-都可以

361
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,062
‎-我哪知道？
‎-好

362
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,852
‎薩姆八個月大

363
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,605
‎芝加哥兩歲，聖四歲

364
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:14,900
‎諾絲六歲，我39歲，肯伊

365
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,865
‎還有葛妮…

366
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,743
‎大家已經恍神了

367
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,171
‎史考特、他們的小孩梅森
‎潘妮洛普、瑞恩

368
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,498
‎然後是科勒，她有個女兒特魯

369
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,209
‎還有羅伯，他有個女兒卓姆

370
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,130
‎還有坎達兒，她沒有小孩

371
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,295
‎凱莉，她的兒子叫史托米

372
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,097
‎最後是我媽克莉絲和我祖母瑪麗喬

373
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,019
‎我沒聽到布羅迪

374
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:51,231
‎那是凱特琳的孩子
‎她有柏特、布蘭登、布羅迪、凱西

375
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,901
‎妳提到凱特琳詹納

376
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,948
‎以前叫做布魯斯詹納

377
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,909
‎是1976年奧運十項全能金牌得主

378
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,872
‎也是妳的繼父

379
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,788
‎現在叫做凱特琳詹納

380
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,674
‎那是什麼樣的經驗？

381
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,463
‎布魯斯是最棒的繼父

382
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,214
‎非常不可思議

383
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,184
‎我26歲時，有次我媽出遠門

384
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,644
‎我跟他們住在一起

385
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,762
‎然後

386
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,773
‎我走進車庫

387
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,146
‎看到布魯斯完全裝扮成女人

388
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,859
‎戴假髮、化妝、穿洋裝和高跟鞋

389
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,361
‎這是妳第一次看到？

390
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,283
‎對

391
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,275
‎我從她旁邊走過

392
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,118
‎走進我房間，快速打包行李

393
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,331
‎打給葛妮說：“我得去妳家”

394
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,422
‎她說：“天哪，妳看到布魯斯出軌？”

395
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,456
‎我說：“是那樣就好了

396
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,002
‎我馬上過去”

397
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,297
‎我開車過去

398
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,594
‎我們上網去查，想知道

399
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,795
‎這是什麼意思？

400
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,554
‎我們在網路上只找到一樣東西

401
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,351
‎是《歐普拉》的節目

402
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,402
‎在討論一個跨性別的女人

403
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,565
‎我們還是不太瞭解那是什麼意思

404
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,952
‎後來布魯斯打電話跟我說

405
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:23,488
‎“等妳準備好，我想坐下來聊聊

406
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,413
‎但目前不要告訴任何人

407
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,713
‎妳媽不知道，她會殺了我”

408
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,248
‎這有點讓人困惑

409
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,041
‎因為我們都想給予支持

410
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,706
‎但也想支持我們的媽媽

411
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,665
‎她結婚22年，卻毫不知情

412
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,127
‎她的心都碎了

413
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,259
‎他們有小孩

414
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,564
‎她跟全世界的人

415
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,978
‎同時發現這件事，實在是很大的衝擊

416
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,193
‎但我記得我30歲那年

417
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,481
‎凱特琳來找我，她說

418
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:00,855
‎“我從四歲開始就有這種感覺”

419
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:06,034
‎直到最近她才覺得能活得更像自己

420
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,366
‎但想想這點，我不知道她當時幾歲

421
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:12,542
‎但在那之前，她一直覺得不自在

422
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,582
‎妳不會希望有人那樣過日子

423
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,456
‎但我覺得她幫忙打破了障礙

424
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:19,593
‎替那些不太明白的人開啟了那道門

425
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,971
‎那股勇氣與膽量，我會知道是因為…

426
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:28,425
‎我參與了兒子求學的過程

427
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,143
‎現在學校對這方面的教育

428
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,900
‎遠比妳以前求學的時候

429
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,398
‎要進步許多

430
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,530
‎當然了，我小時候根本沒有學校…

431
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,606
‎這很令人鼓舞

432
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:46,374
‎她在推動這個教育的過程中

433
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,328
‎貢獻良多

434
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,250
‎回到原本的話題

435
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,252
‎妳年輕時

436
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,713
‎《與卡戴珊一家同行》剛推出

437
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,339
‎當時有個影片流出

438
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,632
‎我不曉得那是否算是犯罪
‎但絕對是種侵犯

439
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,547
‎對

440
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,135
‎妳一定受到很大的傷害

441
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:10,851
‎而且很難堪

442
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,931
‎-似乎是…
‎-我當時20出頭

443
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:20,437
‎每個人在那個年紀
‎都會做出愚蠢的選擇和決定

444
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,154
‎在我看來，妳沒做錯什麼

445
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:28,447
‎這是對妳的攻擊
‎妳挺過去了，所以…

446
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,912
‎對，因為我的家人

447
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,332
‎甚至我的祖母…

448
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,411
‎事發的時候，我非常難過

449
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,707
‎我祖母也知道

450
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,460
‎我得跟她談這件事

451
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:43,343
‎我媽和所有人都非常支持我

452
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,255
‎那對我來說意義重大

453
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,512
‎從一開始就是這樣

454
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,264
‎從我們第一件

455
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,977
‎重大的醜聞開始

456
00:23:56,476 --> 00:24:00,266
‎我們就是這樣渡過難關的
‎相互支持與陪伴

457
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,855
‎我有家人的支持，這最重要

458
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,151
‎我在那個年紀時

459
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,654
‎做過的難堪事

460
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:11,527
‎比妳這輩子會經歷的要嚴重上千倍

461
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,406
‎因為我以前是個笨蛋

462
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,163
‎成天爛醉如泥

463
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:20,666
‎老是喝醉酒幹蠢事

464
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,500
‎我要是知道或有預感

465
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,468
‎身邊的人不可信任

466
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,839
‎-也就是妳碰到的…
‎-對

467
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,426
‎…我會崩潰

468
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:38,386
‎但你想想，現在的人都有手機

469
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,347
‎每個人都有相機

470
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,647
‎你想大吃大喝

471
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,993
‎都會有人拍下你丟臉的醜態

472
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,280
‎我從沒看過自己的裸體

473
00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,705
‎大家好

474
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,579
‎好，我要來修容打亮臉部

475
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,630
‎搭配一下衣服讓你們看

476
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,512
‎我喜歡咖啡色，我會穿咖啡色的

477
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,840
‎讓大家看一下我的冰箱

478
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,467
‎寶貝，再見

479
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,887
‎喜歡我從懷俄明州買的服嗎？

480
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:21,807
‎喜歡

481
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:29,323
‎妳在社交媒體上非常成功

482
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,282
‎IG的追蹤人數很嚇人

483
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,243
‎很嚇人

484
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,082
‎對妳來說算是全職的工作，對吧？

485
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,408
‎-對
‎-妳多常發IG貼文？

486
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,955
‎起碼一天一次

487
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,998
‎我們當時處於過渡期的開端

488
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,923
‎從一般的媒體運作

489
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,592
‎轉換到社群媒體上

490
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,972
‎但我很慶幸經歷過之前的模式

491
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,590
‎我們必須要上傑雷諾和萊特曼的節目

492
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,138
‎-我記得…
‎-必須要上

493
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,891
‎不是必須要上，那是榮幸

494
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,984
‎如果你想宣傳某個東西

495
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,600
‎-必須要做訪問…
‎-我知道

496
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,067
‎我覺得有趣的地方是，那是我的領域

497
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:08,648
‎收看電視的人數

498
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:13,663
‎跟妳的IG追蹤人數相比

499
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,858
‎算非常少

500
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,948
‎我這麼說希望你不會生氣

501
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,164
‎我跟坎達兒和凱莉說

502
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,785
‎“我要去上萊特曼的節目”

503
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,581
‎她們說：“誰？什麼？”

504
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,915
‎好像…

505
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:30,547
‎她們只在社群媒體上活動

506
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:34,180
‎我覺得很不可思議，很有意思

507
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,971
‎一個月前，我差點噎死

508
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,659
‎妳瞭解IG的生態

509
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,909
‎是的

510
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,160
‎妳的IG有多少追蹤人數？

511
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,122
‎-一億六千兩百萬
‎-一億六千兩百萬

512
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:05,963
‎如果妳把這種指甲剪放到IG上

513
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,541
‎-會立刻爆紅，到處熱賣嗎？
‎-可能會

514
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,997
‎我剛開了IG帳號

515
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,087
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

516
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,592
‎我只追蹤一個人，就是妳

517
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,224
‎-不會吧
‎-手機給我

518
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,301
‎直接丟過來

519
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,845
‎-你有IG帳號
‎-再丟一遍

520
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,944
‎天哪

521
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,646
‎-我很會接東西
‎-把手機丟過來

522
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:38,068
‎-我丟給你
‎-好像白痴在打棒球

523
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,026
‎怎麼打開IG帳號？

524
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,326
‎這是什麼？你怎麼有…

525
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,409
‎-這是…
‎-…聖誕禮物包在手機上？

526
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,327
‎這真的是你的手機嗎？

527
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:48,665
‎-對
‎-不可能

528
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,000
‎你的手機怎麼長這樣？是道具嗎？

529
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:56,217
‎-不是，我…很有創意
‎-不

530
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:59,139
‎自拍的話，要這樣…老派的方式

531
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:00,683
‎哈囉，嗨

532
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,512
‎-你確定？
‎-我不知道

533
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,887
‎不對，這邊有個按鍵我沒辦法按

534
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:07,890
‎好，看一下

535
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,481
‎-金，妳看
‎-很好

536
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,442
‎好悲哀

537
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,775
‎-是啊
‎-看起來…

538
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:17,816
‎-沒錯
‎-立刻同意，謝了

539
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,414
‎我無法理解

540
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,699
‎-你看，亮度不同了
‎-可以了

541
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:25,039
‎-太棒了
‎-我用AirDrop傳給你

542
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,200
‎知道那是什麼嗎？

543
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,037
‎-當然
‎-好

544
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,627
‎天啊，你真的有追蹤我

545
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:34,593
‎天哪

546
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:38,375
‎我想跟大家說
‎“我剛吞下電池，妳覺得呢？”

547
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,718
‎我不想要大家批評

548
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:43,684
‎好

549
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:44,973
‎我不想要酸民

550
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,266
‎好

551
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,309
‎妳試試

552
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,392
‎跟大家說我剛吞了一顆電池？

553
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,767
‎-對
‎-在我IG上？

554
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,734
‎對，看會怎樣

555
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,070
‎-會很好玩
‎-打開IG限時動態

556
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,229
‎好

557
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,736
‎-大家好
‎-大家好，我要加入嗎？

558
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:58,739
‎-可以啊
‎-好

559
00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:00,614
‎-大家好
‎-嗨

560
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,367
‎我們其中一人吞了一顆電池
‎我們在CVS藥局，你們覺得是誰？

561
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,951
‎剛吞了一顆三號電池

562
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:12,245
‎這樣身體會有問題嗎？我不知道

563
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,213
‎但我們人在這裡，可以問藥師

564
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,094
‎沒錯，我們去問藥師

565
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,011
‎大家好

566
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,798
‎大家好，我要加入嗎？

567
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:19,762
‎-可以啊
‎-我喜歡

568
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:21,223
‎你看

569
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:24,221
‎你知道現在可以
‎自己拍護照的相片嗎？

570
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,063
‎你的手機拍出來會有鬼靈精那種綠色

571
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:30,814
‎我以前有個電視節目

572
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:35,234
‎每晚都播出，之前有300人追蹤我

573
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,105
‎都是觀眾

574
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,282
‎那樣算爆紅吧？

575
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,821
‎我擔心如果小孩都沉迷於社交網站

576
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:49,328
‎會失去整天盲目盯著電視看的能力

577
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,502
‎妳會推薦自己不在乎的東西

578
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,871
‎只是為了好玩嗎？

579
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,004
‎我以前很常那樣

580
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,134
‎我會非常矛盾

581
00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:01,262
‎推薦減重產品，然後代言…

582
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:03,929
‎卡樂星速食店

583
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,720
‎同時代言這兩種東西

584
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,385
‎-我以前很…
‎-哇

585
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,560
‎我要留這張

586
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,903
‎-還要寫說明
‎-對，說明

587
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,308
‎“救命，我吞了一顆電池”

588
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,476
‎放上去，看救護車多久會來

589
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,066
‎（救命，我吞了一顆電池）

590
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:25,742
‎-對我來說，現在加入會太晚嗎？
‎-老實說，有一點

591
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,411
‎因為我覺得你不會一直更新IG動態

592
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,326
‎所以我…

593
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:35,883
‎我覺得持續更新要花很多功夫

594
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,589
‎這真的嗎？這真的是你的手機？

595
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,340
‎-我不…
‎-妳看看我

596
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,551
‎-有些字母根本打不出來
‎-等等，我現在不能…

597
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,264
‎-妳害我搞糊塗了
‎-好

598
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,764
‎沒人按讚

599
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,983
‎有人弄壞了我的手機

600
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,353
‎你可以在社群網站推出品牌…

601
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,896
‎對，妳的塑身衣品牌就是這樣推出的

602
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,612
‎-對
‎-老實說

603
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,442
‎直到一個月前

604
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,953
‎塑身衣這種東西，我實在不懂

605
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,581
‎我現在還是…但以前我不懂

606
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,699
‎我沒聽過
‎有人問：“Spanx塑身衣呢？”

607
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,748
‎我說：“我不要”

608
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,917
‎但妳在IG上說

609
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,052
‎“看過來，大家來穿塑身衣”

610
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,934
‎感謝大家前來

611
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,474
‎不客氣！

612
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:34,729
‎一分鐘內

613
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:39,269
‎就賣出四百萬件塑身衣

614
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,976
‎是這樣嗎？

615
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,612
‎-基本上是
‎-哇

616
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,066
‎哇

617
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,235
‎我說個生活小故事

618
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:57,248
‎我跟兒子最近去滑雪

619
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,962
‎我們距離旅館160公里

620
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,549
‎我穿著長版內褲

621
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,878
‎我這個年紀可能需要…

622
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:07,796
‎去上廁所

623
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,724
‎對

624
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,008
‎幾乎不可能

625
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,234
‎有人提過這個問題嗎？

626
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,522
‎針對女性

627
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,186
‎我們正要推出有小便孔的塑身衣

628
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:30,028
‎-本集播出的時候就推出了
‎-大家掌聲鼓勵！

629
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:33,414
‎但我要說

630
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,043
‎測試小便孔要多大

631
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,660
‎-或多小…
‎-好了！

632
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,788
‎…是個很有趣的經驗

633
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,206
‎那還用說

634
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:57,098
‎金卡戴珊去年十月
‎與姊妹出席巴黎時尚週時

635
00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,563
‎遺失一千萬美元珠寶

636
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,058
‎她還好嗎？

637
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,030
‎妳人在巴黎

638
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,860
‎發生搶案

639
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,526
‎說“搶案”

640
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:15,704
‎是太輕描淡寫那場惡夢了

641
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:16,655
‎對

642
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:20,501
‎-妳以為妳會死掉
‎-對

643
00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,461
‎那是多久的事？三年前？

644
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,502
‎三年前，當時是時尚週

645
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:28,336
‎我帶了所有的珠寶，我從沒這樣做過

646
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,433
‎我把所有東西都放進珠寶盒

647
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,181
‎我帶在身邊，心想…

648
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,973
‎“我們在巴黎，我得帶最好的精品”

649
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,983
‎一個禮拜前

650
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:45,114
‎肯伊送了我一枚戒指

651
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,279
‎我非常興奮，非常自豪

652
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,990
‎我拍了影片，在社群網站上炫耀

653
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:58,829
‎肯伊飛過去，因為他不喜歡我的衣服

654
00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:02,461
‎所以他飛過去幫我做造型

655
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,630
‎肯伊從哪裡飛過去？

656
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,378
‎從美國的巡演

657
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,842
‎-我不記得了
‎-某個地方

658
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:10,421
‎-波夕，他在波夕
‎-對

659
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:11,466
‎愛達…對，波夕

660
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,682
‎-他知道妳要穿的衣服…
‎-他看到照片

661
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,932
‎他說：“我馬上飛過去”

662
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:20,345
‎然後…

663
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,350
‎拜託！各位觀眾

664
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,274
‎如果這不叫真愛…

665
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:30,986
‎後來呢？

666
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,409
‎有趣的是，我跟葛妮
‎史蒂芬妮、席夢

667
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,319
‎一起吃午餐

668
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,656
‎那天我跟閨密一起吃午餐

669
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,543
‎我問：“如果被搶，妳們會怎麼做？

670
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,211
‎會直接把東西給搶匪嗎？”

671
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:45,169
‎不知道為何聊到這個，很誇張

672
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,499
‎我說：“我會告訴搶匪：‘全部拿去

673
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,535
‎通通拿走’”

674
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,128
‎那都不重要

675
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,173
‎那天晚上

676
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,259
‎肯伊先離開了，他有巡演

677
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,723
‎葛妮去了俱樂部

678
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,977
‎當時我們有一個隨行保鏢

679
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,939
‎我說：“妳帶保鏢出去
‎我要待在室內”

680
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,021
‎半夜3點左右

681
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,110
‎我聽到踩樓梯上樓的響聲

682
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:17,123
‎我以為是葛妮
‎跟我朋友史蒂芬妮喝醉回來

683
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,118
‎在吵鬧無禮

684
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,252
‎我對她們喊了幾次

685
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,626
‎發現她們沒有回應

686
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:29,714
‎我立刻恐慌起來

687
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,134
‎我知道有人在那邊

688
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,923
‎有人要傷害我

689
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,296
‎你感覺得到

690
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,932
‎我抓起手機要報警

691
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,470
‎我不知道在法國要怎麼報警

692
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,305
‎號碼不一樣

693
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,430
‎-所以…
‎-他們用的是法國號碼

694
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,850
‎所以我打給保鏢

695
00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:52,571
‎但門立刻就開了，是警察

696
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,454
‎我以為是警察，他們搶走我的手機

697
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,070
‎把手機拿走，他們應該是拿走了

698
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,988
‎搶匪裝扮成警察

699
00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,696
‎-我理解正確嗎？
‎-對

700
00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:06,746
‎-戴著面具的警察
‎-有幾個人？

701
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:07,961
‎-兩個
‎-只有兩個

702
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,750
‎但他們把樓下的門房帶上來
‎把他的手銬起來

703
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,495
‎拿槍指著他

704
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,682
‎他們用法語對我喊叫

705
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:22,389
‎我坐了起來…

706
00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,928
‎他們一直說：“那枚戒指”

707
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,768
‎我很驚嚇，不知道他們在講什麼

708
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,694
‎我當下不懂他們的意思

709
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,652
‎那個人說：“戒指”

710
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,823
‎我之前把戒指放在床邊

711
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,742
‎我把戒指拿給他，他把我抓起來

712
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:43,282
‎我穿著睡袍，裡面一絲不掛

713
00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:44,866
‎我不想哭

714
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:46,871
‎別哭

715
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,286
‎還好嗎？

716
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:52,996
‎我不想弄花我的妝

717
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,224
‎沒事，妳的妝很美

718
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,128
‎好

719
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,179
‎他抓住我，把我拉到他那邊

720
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,313
‎但我裡面沒穿

721
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,228
‎我心想：“我要被強暴了

722
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,438
‎這件事情會發生”

723
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:11,479
‎就是…

724
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,271
‎“做好心理準備”

725
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,612
‎我心裡這麼想，然後…

726
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,453
‎我不知道為何會哭，我講過這件事

727
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:30,213
‎但他用手銬
‎束線帶、膠帶把我綁起來

728
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,535
‎把我的嘴巴和眼睛封起來

729
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,418
‎他把我眼睛封起來之前，我看到…

730
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,046
‎他是最後才用膠帶把我的眼睛封住

731
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:47,142
‎我看到他找到我的珠寶盒
‎拿起來大喊一聲

732
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,473
‎說：“我們找到了”

733
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:51,977
‎但我一直在看那個門房
‎因為我不知道他是誰

734
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:54,481
‎我說：“怎麼回事？我們會死嗎？

735
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:55,943
‎跟他們說我有小孩

736
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:58,283
‎我小孩還小，我有先生，我有家庭

737
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,649
‎我得回家

738
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:00,855
‎叫他們全都帶走

739
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,655
‎我不會說我看過他們

740
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:03,948
‎全都帶走”

741
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,278
‎然後…

742
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:14,083
‎我看到他拿槍指著我，我心想完蛋了

743
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,996
‎我一直想到葛妮

744
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:20,375
‎想到她會回來，看到我死在房間內

745
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,674
‎她一輩子不會…

746
00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:24,757
‎看到我這樣，她一輩子都會有陰影

747
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,804
‎我們共用房間，我躺在她床上

748
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,807
‎我以為那就是我的命運

749
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,810
‎然後那個人…

750
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:34,771
‎他一直小聲對我說：“沒事的”

751
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,734
‎沒有拿槍的那個人

752
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,185
‎他說：“不出聲就沒事”

753
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,736
‎他不太會講英語，但我心想

754
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:45,872
‎“好吧，他是在給我暗示嗎？”

755
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,578
‎很多想法湧上來

756
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:52,498
‎我看過每一集的《CSI犯罪現場》

757
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,042
‎在那一瞬間，我告訴自己

758
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:57,384
‎“看他的眼睛
‎眼睛和頭髮是什麼顏色？”

759
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,210
‎你想去做該做的事

760
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,876
‎但全都忘了

761
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:04,054
‎全部都忘記了，然後…

762
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,548
‎他把我拉起來，放進浴缸裡

763
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,847
‎之後又把我拉起來
‎放在地上，然後跑掉

764
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:18,107
‎警探闖進一間巴黎公寓
‎突襲一棟法國鄉間別墅

765
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,321
‎本週有17人被捕

766
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,070
‎嫌犯大多是50幾歲，一個70幾歲

767
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:31,872
‎因為有人遭逮捕
‎我能看到他們的供詞

768
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:34,332
‎才知道他們追蹤我

769
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,373
‎有兩年的時間，一直到那一刻

770
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,417
‎-搶匪？
‎-對

771
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,540
‎我不知道他們有人負責電梯

772
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,878
‎有人負責前門，有人移開監視器

773
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,474
‎有人打破門，有人等著駕車逃逸

774
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:51,350
‎有一組人馬在策劃這件事

775
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,970
‎這不是臨時…

776
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,978
‎他們說上次就想動手

777
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,730
‎但肯伊在那邊，他們會害怕

778
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,397
‎他們說他們在社群網站上看到

779
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,439
‎我有顆很大的新戒指

780
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,659
‎我…

781
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,907
‎我不偷珠寶

782
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,661
‎-我從來沒…
‎-很好

783
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,413
‎我從來沒被搶過珠寶

784
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:21,709
‎我覺得這麼貴的東西會很難脫手

785
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,174
‎-妳知道多少…
‎-你會這麼想

786
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,013
‎但我確定戒指在黑市賣掉了

787
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:31,431
‎但警方做了大規模的誘捕行動

788
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,432
‎所有人都在監獄裡等候審判

789
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,272
‎妳花了多少時間
‎因為一定有某種程度的…

790
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:48,153
‎不是某種程度
‎是一定程度的驚嚇、恐懼

791
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:52,067
‎與創傷的情形會發生

792
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:55,078
‎妳是世界知名的人物

793
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,831
‎在社群媒體的影響力非常大

794
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,585
‎有一年的時間，我變得很…

795
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:08,379
‎疑神疑鬼，怕人知道我的行蹤

796
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,716
‎連餐廳都不想去，因為我覺得

797
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,721
‎“有人會知道我在這間餐廳
‎他們會拍照，傳出去

798
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,644
‎他們會知道我不在家
‎他們知道我的孩子在那裡”

799
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,684
‎我變得…

800
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,557
‎對每件事都感到害怕

801
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:24,524
‎晚上睡不著，除非有…

802
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,818
‎六個警衛守在我家

803
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,743
‎那變成了實際的情況，但沒關係

804
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,122
‎問題是，這樣沒關係嗎？

805
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,580
‎是我的話，那就有關係

806
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:38,869
‎除了剛才小哭了一下之外
‎我過得很好

807
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:40,924
‎真的

808
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,538
‎我記得我在車上打電話給所有姊妹

809
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:47,296
‎我們在開電話會議，我說
‎“謝天謝地，是我碰到

810
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,799
‎我心智非常堅強

811
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:52,682
‎換成是妳們，鐵定他媽的一輩子

812
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,970
‎都蒙上陰影”

813
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,099
‎不管失去了什麼，妳還是過得很好

814
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,232
‎感謝上天妳還活著

815
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:03,058
‎謝天謝地，妳的孩子還有媽媽

816
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,784
‎有人說在臺上能講“他媽的”嗎？

817
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:08,728
‎抱歉，沒有

818
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:10,990
‎沒人說…

819
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,240
‎這是Netflix吧？

820
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:15,371
‎但他們說，講什麼都好
‎不要講他媽的

821
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,542
‎好

822
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:23,579
‎那是我最愛的髒話

823
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:27,377
‎我對肯伊略知一二

824
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:31,721
‎這孩子精力旺盛

825
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,471
‎聰明絕頂

826
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,642
‎誰賺的錢比較多？

827
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,727
‎可能是他

828
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,519
‎-可能？
‎-可能

829
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,482
‎差多少？

830
00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,112
‎不分軒輊

831
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,994
‎很好

832
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,452
‎我們兩人都很幸運，都發展得非常好

833
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,489
‎我心存感恩

834
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,132
‎妳所做的一切

835
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,960
‎如果妳是在辛辛那堤長大

836
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,456
‎能成就這些事嗎？

837
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,678
‎如果沒有《與卡戴珊一家同行》

838
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:19,759
‎如果妳不是芭黎絲希爾頓的造型師
‎妳能做到這些事嗎？

839
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:23,097
‎我不知道造型師是什麼
‎我不知道如何成為造型師

840
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,520
‎無論我們的生活

841
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,856
‎超越了節目和拍攝範疇多少的程度

842
00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:33,816
‎那個節目就是我們的寫照

843
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:37,742
‎我覺得多年以來
‎我們想證明我們很酷

844
00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:39,873
‎我們想成名，我們想要名利

845
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:43,910
‎但現在節目呈現的是
‎我們很普通，只是一般家庭

846
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,576
‎完全倒過來

847
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,495
‎我有很多話要說

848
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:53,714
‎首先，我最近看過
‎你們這個普通家庭的影片

849
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,797
‎妳介紹了妳家的18個冰箱

850
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,014
‎我對自己說：“那才不是普通家庭”

851
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,675
‎觀眾是看著我們崛起的

852
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,556
‎觀眾看過我以前差點付不起房租

853
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,444
‎沒有《與卡戴珊一家同行》
‎我們不會有今天

854
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,232
‎所以我們繼續分享生活，即便…

855
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,820
‎實際上，我們能在社群媒體發文

856
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,664
‎賺得比一季的節目還多

857
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,949
‎我們就是這樣，這能凝聚我們一家人

858
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,664
‎歷經所有的失望與心痛

859
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,785
‎妳走上了人生正確的道路

860
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:34,585
‎恭喜妳取得這些成就

861
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:38,932
‎活出精彩的人生

862
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:43,509
‎希望妳往後能一路扶搖直上

863
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,137
‎-謝謝
‎-上帝祝福妳

864
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,814
‎-非常感謝
‎-謝謝

865
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,022
‎祝妳今天愉快

866
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,442
‎真是莫大的榮幸

867
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,647
‎謝謝妳，代我向肯伊問好

868
00:44:58,737 --> 00:44:59,947
‎-謝謝，我會的
‎-謝謝

869
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,910
‎-非常感謝
‎-各位觀眾，金卡戴珊

870
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,787
‎這是什麼？有麥克風的耳機

871
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,206
‎什麼意思？

872
00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,054
‎這是什麼？

873
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,091
‎插在手機上的

874
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,844
‎但應該插不進你的手機

875
00:45:49,204 --> 00:45:51,624
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