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妳一定會喜歡我的新公寓

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價格很划算，因為前屋主死了

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屍體溶解後才被人發現

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能討論我的面試嗎？

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因為我的履歷說我有遊戲設計經驗

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對，我知道，是我寫的

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對，但地平線知道我只有客服經驗

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–我該怎麼…
–小妞，妳不會錄取

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不要那樣叫我

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我們只想把妳弄進資訊部
丟下幾個環硬碟

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有人撿起來，插進去
我們能存取，就這麼簡單

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我的設計應該會很強

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淡定，天啊，要我把座位
調低成睡眠模式嗎？

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天啊，不要

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這樣要淡定會很難

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上傳天地

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聚會超誇張，媽
每個人的菜都是客製化

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大衛卻克吃奇珍異果吃得很過癮

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他的甜點是跟恐龍一起絕跡的水果

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但媽，都在說我的事，妳好嗎？

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房租又到期了，我沒錢

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天啊，聽我說，對不起，媽

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我不知道該怎麼辦

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要我跟英格麗談借錢的事嗎？

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不要，能不要在她面前談這嗎？

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對，她沒在聽

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我們同居後我才發現，她很常放空

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妳的泌尿道感染

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抱抱服建議使用量是每天最多六小時

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好，媽，不要說教了
妳是馬桶，好嗎？

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妳是臭馬桶，最低級的馬桶

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我會寄錢給妳，媽
但我在這還是不能合法工作

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我有個建議給你媽

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零工經濟

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對，跑腿倉鼠或是外送沙鼠

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每單抽百分之二，有時加上小費

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都有小費吧？

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當然，服務好就有

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外送沙鼠到底要做什麼？

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去拿東西，再送來給妳

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像黃金獵犬嗎？

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黃金獵犬？

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薇媽，黃金獵犬應該不會僱用妳

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他們很挑人，從沙鼠開始

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我媽沒錢了，公寓可能租不下去

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–蟹腳
–好，謝謝

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坎納曼欠我程式碼的錢
但我向他要錢的話

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他就會知道我恢復記憶

49
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跟魔鬼交易，我連錢都拿不到

50
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我是很想幫你，但我也沒錢

51
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我的紫心補助只負擔食宿

52
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我們要賺點錢

53
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還用你說

54
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這裡連賣血都不行

55
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妳好嗎，楊？
原來2G地還有這些小窗戶

56
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這是新的

57
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我們要對著奢侈品流口水
親屬才能幫我們升級

58
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好殘忍，拿去，吃個閃電泡芙

59
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謝謝你的好意

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我只想看一眼免得流量用完

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–贈昂開幕時再叫醒我
–真不公平

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妳會被儲存在備份硬碟
這些人卻坐在這裡

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流量多到用不完？

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服務生，我吃過藍孔雀
綠孔雀和剛果孔雀，再上孔雀

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抱歉，先生，你已經吃過每種孔雀

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下一道菜是什麼？

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–給我企鵝
–企鵝馬上來

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–不要一次用光
–謝謝，奈森

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有這些我會很努力思考

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搞不好會做白日夢

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好了

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–那招厲害
–對，感覺好爽

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劫富濟貧，就像羅賓漢

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–我最愛那部電影
–我也是

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如果真要做，我不能當塔克修士

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我小二時被理過西瓜皮頭
身材又有點壯

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–小孩的嘴很壞
–可憐

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喬克點的企鵝上菜，喬克的企鵝

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好，外送沙鼠

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妳要裝成我

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讓我能不用再裝死

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海灣、萬古還是湖景？

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湖景，看也知道

84
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這是我男朋友的資料

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妳的個人檔案說妳是幼稚園老師？

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也許會派上用場

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就是讓他離開房間
不要跟路克什麼的鬼混

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如果妳講我壞話或跟他上床
我會知道

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妳的麻煩就不只零顆星負評
知道嗎？

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我會毀掉妳的人生，懂嗎？

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有人比妳快了一步，但我懂

92
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很好，還有問題嗎？

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那是…

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對，我洗了兩遍，抱歉

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只是妳…

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因為馬桶有跟我說妳的事

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–別聽馬桶的話
–好

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那是個臭馬桶，妳是臭馬桶

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英格麗有私密處感染，請注意

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閉嘴

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甜蜜的家

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好刺激，我沒有過女性室友

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也沒人來過吧

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伊凡，搞什麼鬼？

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你的掃地機器人幹嘛穿內褲？

106
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只是加上幾個性愛機器人升級

107
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不是我臭屁
但她有六種不同的嘿咻模式

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還是法國女僕最辣，對嗎？

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我要，爸爸

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寶貝，別鬧了

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我…我要接電話

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打給麥泰奧

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我剛傳給你我的地點標記

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我最後可能會殺掉奇多探員，所以…

115
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妳要睡沙發還是…

116
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我的床在隔壁，雙人床

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門有鎖嗎？

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太好了

119
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你的1G，還有你的1G

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怎麼有這個東西？

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誰曉得，卡上面寫羅賓漢

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看見開心的臉龐真好

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對

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但不曉得誰是羅賓漢

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抱歉，各位，發完了

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那好吧，我會去洪流

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他真該先來的

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你好，警探

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需要什麼服務嗎？要喝酒嗎？

130
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不行，你在執勤，笨露西
還是吃點心呢？

131
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不用，我只是四處看看

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有需要再告訴我

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我們都很樂意為你服務，好吧

134
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我會在辦公室

135
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那個人是誰？

136
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他是某種網路犯罪警探

137
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顯然他有搜查票能四處看看

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所以他只是四處看看

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好在我們沒什麼見不得人的事

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那…

141
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環硬碟

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沒錯

143
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麻煩妳幫我把這箱放到儲藏室

144
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快去

145
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走快點

146
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妳的腿這麼長，快點拿來用

147
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妳在搞什麼？

148
00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:11,553
他是混帳，但偷窺不好，露西

149
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不過屁股滿翹的

150
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在上面加顆粉刺不曉得會怎樣

151
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地平線公司，上傳客戶支援

152
00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:31,656
歡迎回來，諾拉安東尼

153
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謝謝，對，好久不見

154
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下一位

155
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看是誰神祕兮兮請假回來了

156
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我只是跟男人私奔，結果分了

157
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我能想像，他想把妳推入火坑嗎？

158
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,974
拿去，請妳喝

159
00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:02,020
現在我們會買咖啡給別人喝？

160
00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:13,490
姊妹，我有好多八卦要告訴妳

161
00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:16,826
妳不會相信露西現在幹的事

162
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有影片

163
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,290
妳會給我看，好嗎？

164
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:24,876
這位是誰？

165
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:28,963
我是丁絲莉
終於見到妳太好了，實在是…

166
00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:31,966
妳好？

167
00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:35,136
我的派遣人員

168
00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:37,555
人家升遷了

169
00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:41,810
天啊，現在妳是我的上司？

170
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,522
我不能偷懶了

171
00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,067
對，沒錯

172
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艾莉莎很嚴格，但是公正

173
00:10:52,529 --> 00:10:55,782
我學到很多東西，真的很充實

174
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妳到底跑去哪裡了？拜倫好嗎？

175
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妳知道

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他很好

177
00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,583
很好？

178
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:07,085
很好

179
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:08,795
那就好

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大黃蜂

181
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妳可以

182
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,808
我們要想辦法偷更多流量

183
00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:24,811
住得起湖景的人
都有能力分點給別人用

184
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,729
要給那個人一根命根子

185
00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,814
怎樣？

186
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,444
寶貝，妳好

187
00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:35,238
妳都聽到了，重點是…

188
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–拜託不要說出去
–對

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絕對不會

190
00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:43,621
天啊，叫我出賣別人
我寧願被抓去關

191
00:11:43,913 --> 00:11:47,917
我叔叔教過我
這一生你唯一擁有的就是名譽

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00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:50,253
爆料會讓人身敗名裂，所以…

193
00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,130
是我見過的那個叔叔嗎？

194
00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:54,466
對，就是他

195
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:58,428
牙醫說出這種人生哲理
非常深奧，但好吧

196
00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:02,056
好，謝謝妳的配合，英格麗
但我們要討論事情

197
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–對
–我想幫忙

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00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:07,645
我能幫上忙，對嗎？我能幫上忙？

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–對
–對

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那就來吧

201
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美女

202
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:29,959
帥哥們

203
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好，我要出門了

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當我真開心

205
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好了，非常好，現在看大師出馬

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好臭屁

207
00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,241
滿足女性觀眾

208
00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:06,037
小姐們，午安

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00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:10,250
我忘了襯衫放在哪裡，有人看到嗎？

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00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,379
這身肌肉很吸睛吧，小姐們？

211
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:15,505
沒有

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00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:18,132
這個人花錢來練他的化身？

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00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,092
沒有

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00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:23,137
沒有？你是說這身肌肉
都是真材實料？不要開玩笑

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–他的手臂有點細
–她說什麼？

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她在亂說話

217
00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:31,813
我要在這肌肉抹奶油，果醬免了
那個男人夠誘人了

218
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,901
妳的男人奈森有問題

219
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:38,903
他不是我的男人了

220
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,739
但讓我看是什麼

221
00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:49,330
至少他看起來開心

222
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:52,875
這裡出現一個警探
2G地突然有多餘的流量

223
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:56,713
奈森布朗跑來跑去
把這當成2028放春假

224
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,507
這裡鐵定有問題

225
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,217
進來，自己看

226
00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:08,224
可以跟客戶交往嗎？

227
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:26,159
今晚要去撲克之夜嗎？

228
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,119
我個人偏好尤克牌

229
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:32,498
有很多錢會轉手
上面寫有張無上限賭桌

230
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:36,794
真希望這種無聊的對話有上限

231
00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,509
妳笑什麼？

232
00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:47,930
因為妳看，我有4.9顆星

233
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:51,017
天啊，大家一定很想我

234
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,686
其實妳登入的是我的帳號

235
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,813
妳的評價怎麼比我高？

236
00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:57,982
大家都愛新諾拉

237
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,692
她沒有自尊

238
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,112
等等，妳在使用我的化身？

239
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:06,074
–對
–這些其他的服裝是什麼？

240
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:15,249
我原本想突顯妳的天生麗質

241
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:19,587
濃妝豔抹對妳來說叫天生麗質？

242
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,089
糟了

243
00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:24,717
我要走了，要到樓上面試

244
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:25,635
什麼？

245
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,638
說來話長，待會再說

246
00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:33,476
她沒看到辮子造型算妳走運

247
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,978
對，謝謝妳沒說出來

248
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,858
我發現妳的部門有異常狀況

249
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:42,777
這…

250
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,280
今天妳有十個上傳人
投訴流量速度變慢

251
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,116
他們是使用吃到飽方案

252
00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:51,077
有人在偷流量再傳到2G地

253
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:57,625
好，還有嗎？太好了

254
00:15:58,084 --> 00:16:00,712
難怪警探會來這裡

255
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,630
等等，什麼？警探？

256
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:05,091
–警察？
–對

257
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,426
慘了

258
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,847
上傳人可能存取
現實生活的程式碼嗎？

259
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,766
不可能，他們連湖景程式碼
都不能存取

260
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,227
只有資訊部和設計部有權限

261
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:20,398
是我瘋了，還是這超好玩？

262
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:23,234
這裡我們三個人？

263
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,528
這叫樂團，各位

264
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,700
當然，我開玩笑的

265
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,119
只是開玩笑

266
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,996
你剛說什麼，警探？

267
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,148
不知道他在調查什麼？

268
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:06,444
他的樣子不像在乎遺失流量或裸照

269
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:07,570
裸照？

270
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,449
克雷格，別亂說免得惹事

271
00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:15,036
我知道流量是怎麼被偷的

272
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:15,995
怎麼偷的？

273
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,331
我們有把小刀不見

274
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,374
天啊，克雷格

275
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,002
我請人進系統去追蹤了

276
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:27,632
很好，因為我不想看見你
為這種事被開除

277
00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,051
開除？

278
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:41,896
計畫是什麼？

279
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,356
我們引開注意，你偷流量？

280
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:45,608
不行，人太多

281
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,235
我們要玩牌

282
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,613
這些人從死後到現在都在玩牌

283
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:51,823
他們是老千

284
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,034
沒關係，我們也有招數

285
00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:58,120
這雙手套連線到我的小刀

286
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,164
所以我能換妳手上的牌

287
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,543
等等，我比較喜歡玩吃角子老虎

288
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,003
由妳決定，英格麗

289
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,631
這是妳的帳號，我們在賭妳的錢

290
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,800
但我真的覺得這招會成功

291
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,345
算了，錢來得容易去得也快吧？

292
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,223
我們來榨乾這些有錢的混帳

293
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,683
好，這才是我女朋友

294
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,480
好了

295
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,024
我的角色是什麼？

296
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:28,067
你…

297
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,153
不要動，你是我的眼線

298
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:40,329
各位先生女士
歡迎光臨湖景的撲克之夜

299
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,874
各位，請出示賭本

300
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,215
9400萬，1億3700萬

301
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,343
5億2百萬，8600萬

302
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:57,555
503億

303
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,849
25萬

304
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,852
8600萬

305
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:07,064
賭本不是重點，重點是賭法

306
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,944
諾拉安東尼

307
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:15,323
好，有五年蟒蛇軟體程式設計經驗？

308
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:16,908
對

309
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,577
同事都叫我弄蛇人

310
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,955
當然這個工作用不到那個經驗

311
00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:26,500
沒錯，我知道

312
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,879
妳是柔道黑帶？

313
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:30,796
對

314
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,507
那是空手道

315
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,802
算是綜合

316
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:38,930
好

317
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:02,703
坎納曼小姐？

318
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,803
加10萬

319
00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:27,103
玩家們，請亮牌

320
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,151
三條

321
00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:37,488
坎納曼小姐贏

322
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,282
太好了，我贏了

323
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:50,376
你有個宅男找到那把小刀

324
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,920
有人正在中庭使用

325
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,464
諾拉，是妳嗎？

326
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,092
妳好，露西

327
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,511
妳在這裡做什麼？

328
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:02,054
面試

329
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,766
在這層樓？最好是

330
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,269
克雷格，快點，動作快

331
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,812
–不好意思，好
–快走

332
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,148
–克雷格，快點
–我馬上就來

333
00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,450
坎納曼小姐，請下注

334
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:40,551
我跟

335
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:48,517
同花，牌面最大J

336
00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:50,269
坎納曼小姐又贏了

337
00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:55,149
很好

338
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,194
好滿足

339
00:21:58,611 --> 00:22:02,531
這個給你當小費，先生

340
00:22:04,784 --> 00:22:06,869
妳不只人美，心也大方

341
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,497
對，不要一次用光就好

342
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,800
你們好，來撲克之夜試試手氣嗎？

343
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,260
豪客都現身了

344
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:25,304
但誰想玩牌？

345
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,931
–選張牌，任選一張
–慘了

346
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,976
但不是撲克牌，撲克牌不能選牌

347
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:34,480
好，這個典型美國農場男孩語無倫次

348
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,982
就是說目標就在眼前

349
00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:43,739
天啊

350
00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:49,870
最後一把，要閃了

351
00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:53,541
–全押
–不行，什麼？

352
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:54,542
我跟

353
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,461
小刀被我丟掉了

354
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:02,758
只是開玩笑的，當我沒說，不要全押

355
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,385
不能收回

356
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,846
玩家們，請亮牌

357
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,227
可惜好景不常

358
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,647
好，我們能贏三張K

359
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,190
只要有信念

360
00:23:18,274 --> 00:23:19,608
加油

361
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:22,570
葫蘆

362
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:23,696
完了

363
00:23:28,117 --> 00:23:29,702
我們還能有同花

364
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:32,288
一定要是同花順，機率是…

365
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,789
3.125%

366
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,167
–我想沒那麼高
–慘了

367
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,253
那就幸運7，幸運紅心7，對嗎？

368
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,547
–紅心7
–快點，紅心7

369
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:42,631
快點，寶貝

370
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,356
快點，寶貝

371
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:04,278
什麼？

372
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,030
我的天啊

373
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:20,961
你有看到嗎？

374
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,599
–要閃了
–好

375
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:36,310
別拿了，他們會記到妳的帳號，快走

376
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,603
好了，走吧

377
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,731
我不知道怎麼有那個東西
我發誓我是無辜的

378
00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:46,153
妳沒走啊

379
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,364
面試快完成了

380
00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,579
我都會問應徵者一個問題

381
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,373
應徵這裡的原因？

382
00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:01,919
妳寫程式能力很強
為什麼不選更尖端的公司

383
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,420
像奧斯卡梅爾英特爾肉品公司？

384
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,049
我服務客戶時

385
00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:12,054
眼前的這個人如果早死個15年

386
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:15,224
就可能永遠消失

387
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:19,103
那讓這個地方是真正的奇蹟

388
00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:24,066
即使我們用訂閱費
外掛程式和流量上限來包裝

389
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,280
誰不想成為奇蹟的一部分？

390
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:34,952
資安部不行，妳沒有這方面經驗

391
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,579
但在設計部有缺人

392
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,833
贈昂出現，我們得提升實力

393
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,795
工作內容大多只是抓錯
但只要表現好

394
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:45,879
誰知道？

395
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:47,339
你要錄取我？

396
00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:49,883
據我所知，那是工作面試的意義

397
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,136
等等，真的？

398
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,725
天啊，好的，我接受

399
00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:58,934
很好

400
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,602
–謝謝
–不客氣

401
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:02,021
好了

402
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,277
諾拉，這是妳的嗎？

403
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:10,738
不是

404
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,827
小詹皇，投籃得分

405
00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:22,458
我們要接管這個地方

406
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,168
我只會負責除錯

407
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,128
今天補小洞，明天…

408
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,254
補大洞？

409
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,840
也加薪，希望是

410
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:39,058
我…

411
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,394
其實不是跟拜倫私奔

412
00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:48,359
天啊，什麼？太扯了
真沒想到，實在好意外

413
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:53,864
好啦，我很想多說一點，但沒辦法

414
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:55,866
好吧

415
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,496
我有個祕密能大方告訴妳

416
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,668
妳要怎麼做？

417
00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:08,170
不知道

418
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,632
勒索？

419
00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:17,179
或是妳能幫我一件事

420
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:20,307
2030年費用

421
00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:22,643
待會回電

422
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:26,313
我有幫妳保管好

423
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:27,773
謝謝妳

424
00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:30,692
再見

425
00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:59,930
很好

426
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:06,478
然後我們在餐廳跟朋友吃晚餐

427
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,022
菜色超棒

428
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,065
太好吃了

429
00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:12,693
還有我把妳放在廁所

430
00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,486
那好

431
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:17,197
–聽起來妳玩得很開心
–對

432
00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:21,785
我們都有度個小假真好

433
00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:24,746
對，我很需要，妳的人生好棒

434
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,249
我知道，移除小費

435
00:28:30,586 --> 00:28:32,129
–妳好
–你好

436
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,865
妳今天好棒

437
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,993
我們從沒這麼開心過

438
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:04,536
我愛妳，寶貝

439
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,468
下一站，中央站

440
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,346
–妳好
–你好

441
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:26,391
程式剛成功撥號回來
做得好，超級間諜

442
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:27,392
謝謝

443
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:33,482
說來很誇張，但我的面試也表現不錯

444
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:34,900
我被錄取了

445
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,151
妳什麼？

446
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:37,569
怎麼會？

447
00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,821
不是資安部，是別的部門

448
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:41,573
但這是好事吧？

449
00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,492
我混進來了

450
00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:47,120
也許我能跟你裡應外合

451
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,039
對

452
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,499
笑什麼？

453
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,378
沒什麼，太好了，我替妳開心

454
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,922
只是出乎意料而已

455
00:29:58,674 --> 00:29:59,758
我要走了

456
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,914
一號監視器，羅布林站入口

457
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,722
字幕翻譯： 李儀

458
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:12,808
創意監督
謝慧霓