1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,384 His vitals are dropping. We're losing him. 2 00:00:07,468 --> 00:00:08,302 We really want to upload. 3 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:10,888 We could be together forever. 4 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:12,806 You are so amazing, 5 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:15,559 but forever is just, like, so long. 6 00:00:16,769 --> 00:00:18,353 Can we just hit the "pause" button here for a second? 7 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:20,606 [screaming] 8 00:00:21,648 --> 00:00:24,485 Hello, Nathan. Welcome to Lakeview, you lucky duck. 9 00:00:24,568 --> 00:00:26,236 - Yeah. - [Nora] This is the first day 10 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,113 of the rest of your afterlife. 11 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:29,490 [grunts] 12 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:30,908 [screams] 13 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:32,993 Quack, quack. 14 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,578 Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 15 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:36,830 Ew! 16 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:38,165 Anytime you need me, I'll be here for you. 17 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:39,958 - Ow, ow, ow, ow. - Cute. 18 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:42,294 [Nora] He might be a good guy. 19 00:00:44,671 --> 00:00:46,381 You know, for an L.A. douchebag, 20 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:49,009 you're the best L.A. douchebag I've ever met. 21 00:00:49,968 --> 00:00:51,637 - What did you do? - My friend and I are making 22 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,222 an app, it's called... 23 00:00:53,305 --> 00:00:54,556 You're blanking on the name of your own app? 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,475 Why are my memories deleted? 25 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:58,185 Did you cut some kind of deal to push me out, so you could 26 00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:00,729 - sell the company to Freeyond? - That code that you made, 27 00:01:00,813 --> 00:01:02,648 we would be willing to pay a significant amount 28 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,107 for just a copy. 29 00:01:04,191 --> 00:01:06,235 So you got murdered. 30 00:01:06,318 --> 00:01:07,778 I was in a car accident. 31 00:01:07,861 --> 00:01:09,196 [laughs] Sure. 32 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,573 You just threatened a $600-billion-a-year industry 33 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:14,117 - and no one murdered you. - [Nora] He sold his dream 34 00:01:14,201 --> 00:01:16,203 for money and then got murdered to cover it up. 35 00:01:17,329 --> 00:01:19,456 - Help me! - I have some friends that are big in 36 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,749 the Ludd movement. I can hide you in the mountains 37 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,376 in a house completely off the grid. 38 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:24,461 Car, Poconos. 39 00:01:25,295 --> 00:01:26,380 Ingrid? 40 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:28,924 I'm here now. I uploaded. 41 00:01:29,007 --> 00:01:31,426 - For you. - What?! 42 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:32,928 [echoes] Nathan?! 43 00:01:36,098 --> 00:01:38,100 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:39,935 --> 00:01:42,813 [reporter] The consciousness of an uploaded pigeon 45 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,691 has been successfully downloaded into 46 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:49,611 a new clone pigeon, say researchers at Panera-U Penn, 47 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:52,906 admitting they should have started with a pigeon, 48 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:55,367 not a human in the first place. 49 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:58,912 Enthusiasm is still high for the big Freeyond opening 50 00:01:58,996 --> 00:02:00,914 this week with long lines 51 00:02:00,998 --> 00:02:03,166 at all eight Philadelphia locations. 52 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,127 Want the romantic weekend package? 53 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,963 Comes with hot water and a squirt of bubble bath. 54 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,673 Hey, I'll take that. 55 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:10,883 Just another 500. 56 00:02:10,966 --> 00:02:13,719 [chuckles] Ouch. 57 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,405 You want to say bye to Byron? 58 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:35,407 Oh, God no. 59 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:40,203 Do we really need these head condoms? 60 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:42,789 Yeah, if you don't want to be face ID'd by a drone. 61 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,541 [exhales] 62 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,127 Um, actually, wait. 63 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:56,303 ♪ ♪ 64 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,812 Ghost boyfriend still ghosting you? 65 00:03:11,193 --> 00:03:13,278 [sighs] 66 00:03:13,362 --> 00:03:16,239 [birds chirping] 67 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:25,374 ♪ ♪ 68 00:03:33,966 --> 00:03:35,467 Car, go another mile 69 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,969 and return to New York. 70 00:03:37,052 --> 00:03:38,595 [car] Yes, Mr. Patakoupolis. 71 00:03:38,679 --> 00:03:40,806 Mr. Patakoupolis? 72 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,729 [birds chirping] 73 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:51,858 Keep up, city girl. 74 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:54,778 Take a deep breath. 75 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:57,072 Fresh air, trees. 76 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,700 It's like Lakeview, only real. 77 00:04:07,249 --> 00:04:10,168 Come on. 78 00:04:10,252 --> 00:04:12,504 Remember, no tech allowed where we're going. 79 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:15,048 They'll take that phone of yours and melt it into something 80 00:04:15,132 --> 00:04:17,718 useful, like a chess piece or a scrunchie. 81 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:35,402 [coughing] 82 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:39,281 When was the last time you saw a doctor, Dad? 83 00:04:39,364 --> 00:04:40,866 I screen-chatted with GoogleMD. 84 00:04:40,949 --> 00:04:42,325 It was very hopeful. 85 00:04:42,409 --> 00:04:44,745 Then I started getting these ads for funeral homes. 86 00:04:44,828 --> 00:04:46,580 - And I was like-- - Dad! 87 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:48,874 It's okay. He's one of us. 88 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:50,000 Tech? 89 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,918 I sold my last bit off this morning. 90 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:53,336 Uh-huh. 91 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,713 You? 92 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,381 I left my phone in the car. 93 00:04:57,966 --> 00:04:59,634 No, I-I can manage it. 94 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:01,261 We're another two hours out, Dave. 95 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,388 Come on. 96 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:06,016 - [Dave wheezes] - Like, walking? 97 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:08,894 Like, two hours walking? 98 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:12,230 ♪ ♪ 99 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:16,985 [alert beeping] 100 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,032 Ms. Kannerman? 101 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:23,533 I am not your regular angel. 102 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,202 She's running a tiny bit late this morning. 103 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:27,454 But I am filling in as best I can. 104 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:30,290 Oh, no, is it a little stressful for you today? 105 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,459 Spare me-- I'm dead, okay? 106 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,377 - I win. - Of course... 107 00:05:34,461 --> 00:05:35,587 - [alert beeping] - I'm sorry, 108 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,672 I have to put you on hold. 109 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,928 Yes? 110 00:05:43,011 --> 00:05:45,847 [Luke] Hey, is there some trick to getting out of the chimney? 111 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,182 [groans] 112 00:05:50,352 --> 00:05:52,395 I got bored, I missed Nathan. 113 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,106 Come on! 114 00:05:56,358 --> 00:05:57,359 Thank you. 115 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,986 Do not call me again-- I'm busy. 116 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,573 Angel? 117 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,493 You said do call you or don't--? 118 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:08,453 - Don't! - Okay, yeah, right. 119 00:06:08,537 --> 00:06:10,038 Okay, well, I got it. 120 00:06:10,122 --> 00:06:13,792 [exhales] Angel... 121 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:14,960 hair pasta. 122 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,712 Hey, what are you doing here? 123 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:19,965 I was just saying my favorite pasta is an-- 124 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,092 - Oh, now I see what happened. - [screams] 125 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,761 Ow! 126 00:06:24,845 --> 00:06:27,180 I deserve that. 127 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,772 ♪ ♪ 128 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:41,153 [indistinct chatter] 129 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:58,044 [chickens clucking] 130 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:05,010 That's gonna be you. 131 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:07,262 Oh, thank God. 132 00:07:08,263 --> 00:07:10,682 Noni, I'm gonna crash. 133 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:11,975 [coughs] 134 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,394 Why don't you have a look around? 135 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,942 ♪ ♪ 136 00:07:28,617 --> 00:07:30,577 [indistinct chatter] 137 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:32,662 ♪ ♪ 138 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:55,560 Do you reject technology 139 00:07:55,644 --> 00:07:57,938 and all its empty promises? 140 00:07:58,021 --> 00:08:00,106 [crowd] We do! 141 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:02,692 You may receive the dirt. 142 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:04,778 Dirt for simplicity. 143 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:08,114 Dirt, which destroys the computer chips. 144 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:09,616 Technology is sin. 145 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,952 What grosses you out more? 146 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:14,246 The religious part or the sexism? 147 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:17,123 Oh, I think you're misinterpreting my look. 148 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:19,334 I can't wait to be a part of this... 149 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:22,587 patriarchal, backwoods creep show. 150 00:08:22,671 --> 00:08:24,381 Yeah. 151 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:26,633 That's just Pastor Rob. 152 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:28,635 But Ludds are not all like that. 153 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:31,263 Wow. Are those unprinted? 154 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,473 [scoffs] Of course. 155 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,434 I had a window box back home, but my Monsanto seeds 156 00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:37,811 didn't grow much without a code. 157 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:40,522 Yeah, our seeds are heirloom, 158 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:42,107 from before the monopoly. 159 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:44,567 I'm Matteo. 160 00:08:44,651 --> 00:08:48,029 It's like Matt except I got beat up a lot as a kid. 161 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:52,784 Nora. 162 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,995 This all seems a little much. 163 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:58,832 How do you deal with the whackjobs in charge? 164 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:02,752 Well, you probably don't have to think about this in the city, 165 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:06,715 but out here, we have to plant, grow, gather, cook. 166 00:09:06,798 --> 00:09:11,136 So... I'm just thinking about food 24-7. 167 00:09:11,219 --> 00:09:14,097 Yeah, even in the city I think about food 24-7. 168 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,683 - [man] That's right! - [man 2] Mission accomplished. 169 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:18,685 [laughter] 170 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:21,062 Hey, Chris, what'd you hit? 171 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:22,522 Freeyond! 172 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,232 Blew the demo to hell on a livestream. 173 00:09:24,316 --> 00:09:26,318 No grand opening now. [laughs] 174 00:09:26,401 --> 00:09:29,195 Wait, why pick on Freeyond? They're the good guys. 175 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:32,824 Yeah, uh... most of us are in favor 176 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:36,411 of universal digital afterlife. Pastor Rob hates all upload. 177 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,580 I got to talk to him 'cause this is bullshit. 178 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,332 We're supposed to vote on stuff like this. 179 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:44,502 Phantom phone. 180 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,546 You get over it. 181 00:09:47,589 --> 00:09:49,632 All right, tech junkie. 182 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,218 Here's where you learn how to smell the roses again. 183 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,095 [Rejoyce] Any more questions? 184 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,431 Oh, and no, we don't do phones, 185 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,141 but that doesn't mean you can't communicate 186 00:09:58,224 --> 00:09:59,517 with your loved ones. 187 00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:01,019 Oh, have you ever seen 188 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:03,396 one of these? 189 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,524 - It's an envelope. - [person] What is that? 190 00:10:06,608 --> 00:10:08,985 It's how your ancestors got spam. 191 00:10:09,069 --> 00:10:10,487 [laughter] 192 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:13,114 Hand in your letters Friday evening and one of us will 193 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,991 mail them in Tannersville next day. 194 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,951 Oh, oh, good. 195 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:20,330 Everybody, this is Matteo, one of our community leaders. 196 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,707 Please give him a warm welcome. 197 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,959 [crowd clapping] 198 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:28,588 Thanks. Hi. 199 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,132 So, uh, I know you're probably wondering 200 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:33,218 what type of whackjobs run this place. 201 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:34,719 [laughter] 202 00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:37,305 Well, I am one of them. I'm from Oakland. 203 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:40,058 So I've seen what Big Tech can do to small communities. 204 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,560 Worse, what it can do to the planet. 205 00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:45,313 Distribute lies, guzzle carbon, 206 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:47,607 sow discord, make the rich richer. 207 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,818 And it tries to suppress the working class, 208 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:52,654 which I believe is probably all of us in this room. 209 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:55,532 So you've come to the right place. 210 00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:56,908 A very special place. 211 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,160 I'm really happy you're here. This is gonna be... 212 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,329 [Nora] ...a whole new chapter in your lives. 213 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,498 So, welcome, I'm Nora. 214 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,959 Don't worry, I'm here to guide you. 215 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:08,044 I've only been here a few weeks myself, 216 00:11:08,128 --> 00:11:11,256 but I feel like I've been here my whole life. 217 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:13,716 No, we don't do phones or other tech, 218 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,177 but you can still keep in touch with your loved ones 219 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:18,138 using an ancient magic. 220 00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,556 This, newbies, 221 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:21,766 is an envelope. 222 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:23,184 That's right, Nora. 223 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,894 It's how our grandparents paid 224 00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:26,438 - the fax bill. - [laughter] 225 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:28,314 Hey, that was my line. 226 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:31,109 But, anyway, write your letters 227 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,111 by Friday and we can put them in the mail 228 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,988 by the following Monday. 229 00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:37,073 And this is Matteo. 230 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:39,451 A community leader that isn't afraid 231 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,119 to get his hands dirty. 232 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:42,871 Or make sassy comments. 233 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:45,498 - I am not sassy. - He said sassily. 234 00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:46,791 [laughter] 235 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,543 Uh, nice to meet you guys. 236 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:51,129 ♪ ♪ 237 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,839 [elevator bell dings] 238 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,509 [giggling] 239 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:59,888 Oh, Nathan Brown is back from 2Gigs! 240 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:02,891 - [clangs] - Welcome back, Mr. Brown! 241 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:06,227 So there will be two guests from now on in our suite, 242 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,897 10556, which means double everything. 243 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,732 - Two sinks. - Of course. 244 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:13,651 There are already two sinks; would you like four sinks? 245 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:16,196 No, that's ridiculous. 246 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:17,906 Two beds, as well? 247 00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,699 - Oh, my God, you're a moron. - Just... 248 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,242 Let me speak to a manager. 249 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,495 Very well. Hup. 250 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:25,288 What seems to be the problem? 251 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:28,124 - Angel? - [sighs] Yes? 252 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,918 Where's Nora? 253 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,794 You tell me. It's been weeks 254 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:33,296 since she disappeared without saying boo. 255 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,632 - "Weeks"? I've been frozen in 2Gig. - Yes. 256 00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:37,842 Ingrid must have left me there. I need to talk to Nora. 257 00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:40,720 Well, Horizen is saying she's on a leave of absence. 258 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,972 I call and call, she doesn't pick up the phone. 259 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,849 Oh, shit, that's not good. 260 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,476 No, it is not good. 261 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,312 Now I have all of her old clients on top of my own. 262 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:52,732 Including one extremely difficult Karen. 263 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,401 - [Ingrid] Oh, there you are. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:56,945 Please adjust the temperature of our room 265 00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,613 to Mediterranean summer evening, 266 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:02,242 then lay out rose petals on the bed but in the shape of a rose, 267 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:03,993 not a heart-- that's very important. 268 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:08,039 Hello, hi, hi, right here. 269 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,583 Are you taking notes in there or...? 270 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,293 Got it. So a rose, extra thorns. 271 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,421 Can you believe this bitch? 272 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,298 Don't complain. They are recording. 273 00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:19,175 Well, I'm just saying how many pairs 274 00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:20,885 of shoes does one upload need? 275 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,638 - Ingrid Kannerman is a lovely woman. - Aleesha! 276 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:24,681 My office. 277 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:27,100 Now, please. 278 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,687 Why didn't you wake me up sooner? 279 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,064 'Cause I needed time to redecorate. 280 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,941 I was frozen for two weeks. 281 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,694 Babe, that's how long it took to program our special bed. 282 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:40,446 It's the width of a king, but the length of a queen. 283 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,574 What? Why would anyone want--? 284 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,450 No, no, no, no. 285 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,327 Stop stalling. What do you know? 286 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:47,787 Know? [stammers] 287 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,664 - I don't know anything. - Last time I saw you, 288 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:51,457 you said you needed to own my scan 289 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,917 to protect me. Protect me from who? 290 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,836 Oh, my God, you are 291 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,921 so obsessed with this "being murdered" thing. 292 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,256 Wouldn't you be?! 293 00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,049 If I cared about my own life 294 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,926 more than this relationship, 295 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,387 would I have uploaded for you? 296 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,557 I didn't ask you to do that. 297 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,518 I gave up my friends, my future. 298 00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:13,271 Not to mention a body I worked really hard for. 299 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:14,897 Oh, your body's the same. 300 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:17,066 No, it is not! How dare you! 301 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,776 I was so much more slammin' 302 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,486 in so many different places. 303 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,280 And I think you know it. I mean, don't even talk to me 304 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:25,116 about my shoulder blades. They are insanely flat. 305 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,785 - I can't do this right now, so... - Was it something I said? 306 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:29,704 - Yes. - Babe? 307 00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:32,707 - Okay. Yeah. - Let me know if you need anything. 308 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,336 [exhales] 309 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,504 Call Nora. 310 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,465 [phone blipping] 311 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:43,051 Oh, please, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 312 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,473 [groans] 313 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,477 [sighs] 314 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,687 You are such a piece of shit. 315 00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:57,190 - [Ingrid] Excuse me? - Not you! 316 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,360 Okay. 317 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:02,236 I'll be right back. 318 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,155 Okay, before you say anything, 319 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:07,283 this new client Ingrid Kannerman is a total headcase. 320 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:10,953 Ingrid is what we call "an elite customer." 321 00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:14,082 And when you pay that kind of money, Leeshy-- 322 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,876 Aleesha. Is that why I don't have access to her settings? 323 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,295 I can't put her to sleep or anything. 324 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,382 And, trust, if I could, she'd wake up once a year. 325 00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:24,801 Have you seen the crystal thigh-highs she wears? 326 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,680 10K per boot. 327 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,181 - Damn! - Yep. 328 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,433 So... 329 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:35,269 - Okay. - ...I'm giving you a promotion. 330 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:37,814 How is this even fair? Wait, what? 331 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,191 Mm-hmm, to junior manager. 332 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:43,194 Did I just get a promotion by complaining? 333 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,071 I'm actually shutting you up with more money. 334 00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:46,989 And you can hire a temp to help you. 335 00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:48,825 Wow. Thank you. 336 00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:51,035 - You're welcome. Yeah. - Thank you, Lucy. 337 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:52,704 I will do a great job. 338 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:54,163 - Yes, you will. - Yeah. 339 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,540 Yeah. 340 00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,545 - Mimosa, Nathan? - No. 341 00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:01,671 Okay. 342 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,594 You like my new face, right? 343 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,848 You think I should reinstall my old face? 344 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,641 - No. - Hmm. 345 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,643 My nose was so pointy. 346 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,980 Like, like Hedy Lamarr 347 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,607 - in the Ziegfeld Girl. - Nathan, I got a mimosa for you, buddy. 348 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,192 - No! - Try it-- okay. 349 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,613 [Nathan] Nora Antony. 350 00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:29,699 [phone blipping] 351 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:32,869 Boo! 352 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,579 Hey... 353 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,122 You're back! Oh, my God! 354 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,207 - Yep. - I really missed you, man. 355 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,668 It's been 24-7 History Channel without you. 356 00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:43,296 Hey, how was it down there? Was it scary? 357 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,756 Did you eat the slop? 358 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,299 I told Mildred you were probably eating the slop. 359 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,593 I was literally frozen the entire time. 360 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:49,844 Uh, I-I got to go. 361 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,013 I got to make a call, okay? 362 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:55,516 I shouldn't have brought up the slop. 363 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:08,404 Schvitz Bath. 364 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:11,073 Yeah, no one's looking for me in here. 365 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,410 For God sakes! 366 00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,163 I've been trapped in there since the update! 367 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,539 I'm so hungry! 368 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,833 Uh, somebody, uh... 369 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,002 bring me a tongue sandwich 370 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,004 and some rice pudding! 371 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,339 [door closes] 372 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,491 Nora, where are you? 373 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,706 [laughing] 374 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:03,376 - Nora, let's go. - Huh? Wait, really? 375 00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,795 - I got to get to Falafel Halal. - I want to keep playing! 376 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,713 Girl, those chickpea balls are not gonna fry themselves. 377 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:08,881 - That's cute. - [Nora] Okay. 378 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,810 Shit. 379 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,895 Sorry, Nora. 380 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,785 Okay. 381 00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:40,079 I used to have a gym membership, too. 382 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,956 Dick. 383 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,876 Maybe just edit this down 384 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,169 to a quarter star. 385 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,921 That's better. 386 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,105 [cop] Hey, Bladerunner? 387 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,732 Caught any killer toasters lately? 388 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:10,401 Ha ha. Look at this case. 389 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,028 Guy minding his own business, 390 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,864 next thing you know he gets pulped in a smart elevator. 391 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,908 Everything's got AI now. 392 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,452 Piss off your toaster, it could blow up your car. 393 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,371 Accident? Hmm. 394 00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:25,625 Maybe, maybe not. 395 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,426 Morning, temp. How do you pronounce your name? 396 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:36,928 - Uh, Tinsley. - Mm-hmm. 397 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,596 Yeah, I-I really need this job. 398 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,140 But I don't have any experience. 399 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,267 Okay, so basically you lied on your résumé. 400 00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,061 No, no, no, I wouldn't do... 401 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:46,646 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 402 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,481 I did the same thing when I first started. 403 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,024 We gonna get along just fine. 404 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,276 I'm so excited! That's cool. 405 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,945 - Your jacket can go in a locker. - Okay. 406 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:55,863 And leave it there, 'cause I don't like it. 407 00:19:55,947 --> 00:19:57,657 - The j--? This jacket? - Mm-hmm. 408 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,367 - Oh, okay. - I hate it. 409 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,494 I just, I've had this for a really long time. 410 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,162 I know, but you got a job now. Buy a new one. 411 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,665 Well, yeah, yeah. I don't need it. It's fine. 412 00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,083 But stand up for yourself. 413 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,210 Okay, so I--? So the jacket--? 414 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,170 - No jacket? - [sighs] My God, just forget it. 415 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,173 Okay, well, um... thank you. 416 00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:17,510 - [cow lowing] - [Nora] Oh, my God. 417 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,095 What? 418 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,389 The motherlode, I can feel it. 419 00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,725 - Here, let me help you. - No way! I called it. 420 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,560 What do you mean you called--? You can't call it. 421 00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:28,479 What is it, second grade? 422 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,398 - Get out of here! - It's mine! 423 00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:32,358 No, it's not, it's ours. 424 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,201 Am I alone here? 425 00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:44,829 In feeling something? 426 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,539 No. 427 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,208 I don't know. 428 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,712 Uh... there's just... 429 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:55,506 kind of somebody back home. 430 00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,591 At least I think there is. 431 00:20:57,675 --> 00:21:00,553 You seem less than sure about it. 432 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,140 Well, when you do feel sure, 433 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:06,600 I'll be here. 434 00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,395 In the garden. 435 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:13,524 You know, digging up giant potatoes. 436 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,696 Thanks. 437 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,076 [door opens] 438 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,537 It's still crooked. [groans] 439 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,167 Wow. More Ingrids. 440 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,626 You like it? 441 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,420 What's not to like? 442 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:37,006 [chuckles] And where have you been? 443 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,133 Oh, the gym. 444 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:42,303 Oh, Nathan's like a pro athlete since he defrosted. 445 00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,764 He works out hours a day. 446 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,600 Wow, why doesn't he just become best friends with the gym? 447 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,185 Oh, wait, he can't. 448 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,562 Because he doesn't care about anyone. 449 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:54,148 I was gonna head back there again actually. 450 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,067 - Hey, you just got here. - Babe, you just got here. 451 00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:58,027 I forgot the calves, so... 452 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,361 You know what, they do look pretty shrimpy. 453 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:00,571 Pathetic, really. 454 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:01,530 Do you want to come? 455 00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:04,158 Yes! I can-- Yes! 456 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,951 Absolutely. 457 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,746 Hup! 458 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:11,082 - Baby-- Oh, my God! - Look alive! Look alive! 459 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:15,669 [door opens, closes] 460 00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:19,215 Okay, looks like it's just us, Grandmama. 461 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,300 I know, I know, okay? I'm sorry. 462 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,303 - I've been a shitty friend. - Oh, you think? 463 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,097 Got something to show you. 464 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,473 You do? 465 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,061 This is just sad. 466 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,146 Oh, okay, just listen to me. 467 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,232 A lot happened while I was in 2Gig, okay? 468 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,525 I was on the phone with Nora, trying to apologize. 469 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,068 Someone broke into her apartment. 470 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,028 - Oh, my God! - Tried to stab her. 471 00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:43,114 - Oh, no! - I know, I had to take him out. 472 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,616 I'm sorry, what? 473 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,535 I mean, it was self-defense. 474 00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:49,787 But still, don't tell anybody. 475 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,956 [laughs] Of-of course not! 476 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,415 My God! 477 00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:54,834 I just, I have so many questions. 478 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,502 Yeah, so do I. 479 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,962 Who's this guy? 480 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,423 Oh... [sputters] 481 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,342 Just some guy she met on Nitely. 482 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,886 Okay, now I worry. 483 00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:08,472 It's been a month. 484 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,141 No clues. What if they found her? 485 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,560 Or she moved on. 486 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,272 Hey, who am I kidding, like she could just move on from you. 487 00:23:19,692 --> 00:23:21,735 So how are things with Ingrid? 488 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:24,697 - Mm. Ingrid, yeah. - She's hot. 489 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,867 She uploaded for me. 490 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,577 Fuck, man. 491 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,912 It's like every girl who likes you winds up dead. 492 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,416 Well, it's lunch in ten minutes. 493 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,084 I'm gonna go freshen up. 494 00:23:48,888 --> 00:23:50,848 Uh, hey, you know what, I'm actually gonna check something. 495 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,892 - Uh, one sec. - Oh. 496 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,114 [automated voice] Choose your avatar. 497 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,124 [exhales] 498 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,252 - Hi. - Hi. 499 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,881 Can we talk? 500 00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:27,134 Yeah. 501 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:31,889 [sniffs] 502 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,265 [clears throat] 503 00:24:35,226 --> 00:24:38,020 I probably freaked you out. 504 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,064 By showing up here. 505 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,359 It was... 506 00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,527 I guess, impulsive. 507 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,322 And maybe a little controlling. 508 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,866 And I'm sorry. 509 00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,287 Before I got here, 510 00:24:55,371 --> 00:24:58,707 did you... meet anyone? 511 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:02,086 Did you fall in love with another upload? 512 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,339 Kind of. 513 00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,969 I had feelings for someone. 514 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,553 But... 515 00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,430 it's over. 516 00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:15,975 Ow. [chuckles] 517 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,977 Please, please don't scream. 518 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:20,437 I'm not gonna scream, I'm not gonna scream. 519 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:24,900 [laughs] 520 00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:27,236 I mean, I figured as much. 521 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,946 [sniffles] 522 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,781 You're great. 523 00:25:32,116 --> 00:25:34,702 A lot of people are gonna love you. 524 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:39,123 Just not as much as me. 525 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,627 - You uploaded for me. - Yeah, I did. 526 00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:45,754 I know that you changed since coming here, 527 00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:48,465 but I can, too. 528 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,551 You'll see. 529 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,179 I'm gonna earn your love back. 530 00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:56,265 Okay? 531 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,019 I'm here now. 532 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:02,521 And I'm here to love you, I'm not the bad guy. 533 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,067 And neither are you. 534 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,795 ♪ ♪ 535 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,689 [smooching] 536 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,661 [sniffles] 537 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,047 Nora Antony. 538 00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,884 [phone blipping] 539 00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:19,765 Want a drink? 540 00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:29,108 Hey, it's... 541 00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:31,193 it's me again, um... 542 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:36,448 God, I really don't want to say this on the phone. 543 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:41,453 I've wanted so badly to say it back to you that day, Nora. 544 00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:45,457 I love you, too. 545 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,292 You're smart. 546 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,461 You're funny. 547 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,630 You're beautiful, you... 548 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,091 you always see the best in people. 549 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,802 I didn't deserve someone like that. 550 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:59,054 Still don't. 551 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:05,060 Now I need to accept that... 552 00:28:05,144 --> 00:28:07,771 you don't want to talk to me anymore. 553 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,944 I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. 554 00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:17,448 Wherever you are, 555 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,324 I hope you're safe. 556 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:25,581 Goodbye, Angel. 557 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:32,254 Phantom ping. 558 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,132 I haven't had one of those in ages. 559 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,804 ♪ ♪ 560 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,235 ♪ ♪ 561 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,808 ♪ ♪ 562 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,797 ♪ ♪