1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,336 There's my little guy. How you doing? 2 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,724 -You eating enough? -BRYCE: Mom, I think I fucked up my bowtie. 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,971 In a minute, dear. I am talking to your brother. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,933 Why are you so dressed up? 5 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,144 -Don't tell him. -Semiformal. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,354 I'm going with Mikaela, my girlfriend. 7 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,725 -You have a girlfriend? -Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:24,322 She's really nice, and she's got a little sister 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,986 that was the age you were... 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,396 (exhales) 11 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:28,945 ...that you were when... 12 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:33,078 -(crying) -Mom, it's been six years. 13 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:36,037 -My 19th birthday's in three months. -I know, 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,828 -I just, I just... -Talk to him later? 15 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,292 She's gonna be here any minute. 16 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,671 -Okay. -Jesus. 17 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,878 MOM: I got to go, sweetie. 18 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,377 But I'm gonna call you right b... 19 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,419 (sighs) 20 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,014 ERNIE: You know, Ingrid, normally, couples therapy works best 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,184 when there's just one therapist. 22 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,983 It's only divorce attorneys that you both need your own. 23 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,148 I-I want to be open-minded, 24 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:04,147 but I just don't feel comfortable opening up 25 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,690 to a CGI dog with only a master's degree in social work. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,645 -(Ernie growls softly) -THERAPIST: Yes, we looked you up, 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,025 Ernie Lampsterman. 28 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,569 (stammers) 29 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,656 Wow. Hope you guys are happy. 30 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,041 Ingrid, would you like to share 31 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,038 what's upsetting you about Nathan? 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,330 He's just so... 33 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,590 You are constantly pulling away. 34 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:29,298 I'm trying to make this work, but you are so distant. 35 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,510 Look, I'm not trying to be. 36 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,759 Okay? But sometimes, it feels like 37 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,341 I don't have my own life anymore. 38 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,425 You know? I'm-I'm just this plaything for Ingrid, 39 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,891 there when she wants me. 40 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,521 -That's not true. -You control 41 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,427 all my purchases, what I do, what I eat. 42 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,936 (gasps) Ooh. The skinny jeans came in. 43 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,819 See? She's literally dressing me like a doll. 44 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,146 I'm sorry, okay? 45 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,531 I thought the skinny jeans would look good on you. 46 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,107 So I'll just return them. 47 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,322 Personally, I love the skinny jeans. 48 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:53,863 Thank you so much. 49 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,156 I can feel my pulse in my thighs. 50 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,200 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,828 (clacking over video) 52 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,261 It's hard for me to let you win if you won't take your turn. 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,378 Whatever. I don't care. 54 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,595 -Okay. What's going on? -My parents won't update my avatar. 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,677 It's like I'm repeating sixth grade over and over again. 56 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:23,313 I was born 18 years ago, and I don't have ball hair. 57 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,863 Aww. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,476 I mean, they want to keep you the way they remember you. 59 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,824 Then there's this. 60 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:32,069 My little brother 61 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,202 going with a girl to some semiformal 62 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,818 dumb-shit dance. 63 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:38,695 This is his second girlfriend. 64 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,372 He's lapping me. 65 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,001 Hey, it's not a race. 66 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,907 Most men don't get that. 67 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,326 DYLAN: Hey, girl. 68 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,964 You looking damn fine. 69 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:49,212 WOMAN: Excuse me? 70 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,133 Did somebody lose their child? 71 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,131 (mouths) 72 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,552 See what I mean? 73 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,341 If I had the body that went with my age, 74 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,764 -I would wreck that ass! -NORA: Okay, okay, 75 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,263 you need to calm down. 76 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:00,555 I get that you're frustrated, 77 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:01,808 but you can't come on that strong. 78 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,639 If I came on as strong as I feel, 79 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,435 I'd pound a hole in the fabric of Lakeview. 80 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:11,979 Sometimes I'm glad I'm sitting safely behind this screen. 81 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,946 Nathan was dying, okay? His vitals, 82 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,867 they were fading, and-and my grandma lives in Lakeview. 83 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,157 Right? So, uh, so all of the pieces just sort of fit together 84 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,830 in this really nice way. 85 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,579 See? Without Ingrid, you wouldn't even be here today. 86 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,672 Yeah, well, Fran said my vitals were starting to go back up 87 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,077 right before I uploaded. 88 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,535 That's not true, is it? 89 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,545 With deep respect, Fran is a moron. 90 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,087 Just tell me if it's true. 91 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,010 I don't know. 92 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,049 You don't know? 93 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,931 I'm-- Maybe. I mean, I don't... 94 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,798 I don't know. I-I-- I-It could be true. 95 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,345 I-I noticed something was going up, 96 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,138 but-but I didn't really know what it meant. 97 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:46,022 What the fuck, Ingrid? I'm dead. 98 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,940 (stammers) I didn't want to lose you. 99 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,938 -(stammers) -No. 100 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,820 You didn't care if I died, you just didn't want to be alone. 101 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,486 God... Pants! 102 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,699 -(door closes) -Okay, well, 103 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,200 I have you for another 20 minutes. 104 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,497 Sorry. 105 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,748 Yep. 106 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,594 (sighs): Oh, fuck. 107 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,378 That's mine. Pay up, son. 108 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,511 Take it. 109 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,917 Hey! Hey, there. 110 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,466 Uh, do you want to join in on this action? 111 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,470 Guess what? I'm not even supposed to be here. 112 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:22,892 She's with someone, thank you. 113 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,770 Can it. My vitals were going back up. 114 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:27,017 -Ingrid saw and... -I said she's with someone, asswipe. 115 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,189 Take a hint. 116 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,437 NORA: Whoa. 117 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,058 Settle. Geez. 118 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,515 I think Nathan just heard some disturbing news. 119 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,315 -Yeah, you think? -Nobody feels like they should be here. 120 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,030 Do you think I wanted to fall into the Grand Canyon? 121 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,569 (chuckles) Wait, that's how you died? 122 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,575 They should expect people to try and break the glass floor. 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,368 They should design for it. 124 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,542 I saw that video. You dabbed on the way down. 125 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,000 Well, yeah. That's how you get the likes. 126 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,749 See? You two cool guys can be friends. 127 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,336 NATHAN: Aww, thanks, Mom. Hey, kid, you want to hit 128 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 hit the Search Bar? I want to put something on Ingrid's tab. 129 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,724 Bourbon, neat. 130 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,680 Root beer, cold. 131 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,601 Let's go. 132 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,979 LUKE: Swipe right. 133 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,728 Beautiful teeth. 134 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,399 Oh, Sascha. Hello, there. 135 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,984 (computer chimes) 136 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,234 No. God, no. 137 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,605 Are you on Nitely? 138 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,112 -(exhales) -Nitely is only 139 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,275 for living people to hook up with one another. 140 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,083 No living woman wants to hook up with your dead, catfishing ass. 141 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,448 Okay, okay. 142 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,794 Geez. 143 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,459 I was just browsing, for old time's sake. 144 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,667 A guy can look. 145 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,537 I'm watching you, dead boy. 146 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,674 (inhales) 147 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,876 Yep. 148 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,545 Yeehaw! Let's go, let's go! 149 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,055 -Oh, you're cheating. -Faster, faster. 150 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,306 What is happening? 151 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,931 -(whoops) -(laughs) 152 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,056 (laughs) That was dope. 153 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,313 -Again. -(whoops) Let's go. 154 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:01,949 Voice mail for customer service employee 11-55-C. 155 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,357 -(whirs) -(coughing) Hey, honey. 156 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,326 It's Dad. I'm at Cuomo Memorial. 157 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,867 (coughing) 158 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,911 Damn lungs again. Thought I'd let you know. 159 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,214 -My gosh. Dad. -You should go to him, right? 160 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,499 Uh, I'm supposed to be taking care of Dylan, uh... 161 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,053 No, no. Don't worry about him. I got this, okay? 162 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,297 -Go to your dad. -DYLAN: Yeah. Do what you got to do. 163 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,469 -We cool. -Okay. Thanks. 164 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,888 T-This is, this is such a big help. 165 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,927 Uh, take some Lakeview Bucks just in case. 166 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,810 (chiming sounds) 167 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,015 Oh, ho, oh... 168 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,232 Buddy, buddy, I matched us with two nines. 169 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,482 -What are you talking about? -I made us fake Nitely accounts, 170 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,065 and we got these swipe-rights in no time. 171 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,741 Hot, spicy. I'll take the tall one. 172 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,030 Dude, you're, like, four. I'm showing my wingman. 173 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,084 I-I can't. I'm on babysitting duty. 174 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,328 I'm helping my angel with a personal emergency. 175 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,290 And also, Ingrid. 176 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,170 We're supposed to meet them on the hotel floors. 177 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,127 That's where the living meet to party in VR. 178 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,667 Uploads aren't allowed on hotel floors. 179 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,750 Thanks, Sheriff Short. 180 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,626 That's why we're going to the Grey Market first, 181 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,723 to pick up a hack to force our way down. 182 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,218 Grey Market? Hell yeah. 183 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,390 -Take me. -(scoffs) Yeah, right. 184 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,678 -Wait, what's the Grey Market? -Oh, a hacker like you would love it. 185 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,232 You can get anything there. No rules. 186 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,847 Oh, that is intriguing, but I can't. I made a promise. 187 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,475 Come on, Nathan. Don't be a loser. 188 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,363 Please! Come on. Please. 189 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,530 -Nathan, look at me. I need this, man. I need it. -Come on. 190 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,859 -Please. I need it. -DYLAN: Please, Nathan. 191 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,163 -Come on. Please, man. Please. -Come on. 192 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,736 -Please, please, please! -Please, Nathan, come on. 193 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,281 -DYLAN: Please, Nathan! Please! -Please, Nathan, please? 194 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,334 -Please, Nathan, oh, my God... -For God's sake! 195 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,368 Nathan, just take them. 196 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,210 Okay, fine, a quick trip. 197 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,579 -Yes! Yeah! -Yes! (whoops) 198 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,785 (both babbling) 199 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,295 NATHAN: So where exactly are we going? 200 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,627 -Off the map. I guess you'd call it the dark web. -Uh-huh. 201 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,384 Yeah, there's this super secret place 202 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,386 you can pass through the hedge. 203 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,678 Can you spot it? 204 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,641 (groans) 205 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,687 Gentlemen, can I help you? 206 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,269 This area's off-limits. 207 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,774 No, no-- sir? Sir. Little sir, no, seriously. 208 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,776 Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown. 209 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,988 No, no, seriously, it's dangerous. 210 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:08,028 Mr. Brown? 211 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,451 Whoa. 212 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,699 Horizen will not be held liable for any avatar corruption! 213 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,123 We're not playing! 214 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,121 (stammers) I-I could get through this hedge 215 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,793 any time I want. 216 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,881 And I just don't want to today. 217 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,167 (beeps) 218 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:28,091 Okay. Nothing to be scared of here, guys. 219 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,723 Hmm? What's that, Dylan? 220 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,390 You think we should hold hands so nobody gets lost? 221 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,179 (chuckles) Fine. 222 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,233 I didn't say anything, wuss. 223 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,228 What's with the numbers? 224 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,110 You have, like, a lot of questions. 225 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,897 It's for our locator pings. 226 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,231 Lakeview keeps track of all uploads 227 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,025 by pinging us every hour. 228 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,239 If we're off the map, we don't ping back, the system assumes 229 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,069 -we've been erased. -Then what? 230 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,405 I heard your avatar disappears and your consciousness wanders 231 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,291 the Grey Zone for all of eternity. 232 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:59,368 So let's hurry up and get there, huh? 233 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,084 -(buzzing passes by) -(sighs) 234 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,585 If I'm an invisible consciousness, 235 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:08,168 I'm gonna go up people's noses and out their butts like a fart. 236 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,085 I like the way you think. 237 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,393 There. 238 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,602 That's it? 239 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,347 (laughs) 240 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,481 (whoops) 241 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,598 (indistinct chatter) 242 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,106 LUKE: Oh, man. 243 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,275 This is sick. 244 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,082 Just see! 'Sup, kid? 245 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,367 NATHAN: Uh-oh. 246 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,740 VENDOR: Bad smells for sale! 247 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,406 -Fuck off. -Bad smells for sale! 248 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,714 -Hey, boys. -We got sweat, dirty pennies 249 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,208 and a hot chick's morning breath. 250 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,210 All fresh. 251 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,341 Sure you're 18? 252 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,507 18 and three quarters, dickbag. 253 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,717 -(grunting) -(groans) 254 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,217 (grunting) 255 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,349 LUKE: Here we go. 256 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,809 Two Lakeview elevator hacks. 257 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,560 Ooh! Trying to party with some living ladies, huh? 258 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,152 (giggles) 259 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,937 I'll throw in some antivirus to be safe. 260 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,481 Can you make it quick? We're on a time crunch. 261 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,895 Can I go look around? 262 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,323 This is the most action I've ever gotten. 263 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,123 I mean, we do have 40 minutes. 264 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,197 Just stay close, okay? 265 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,292 We're always watching you. 266 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,868 VENDOR 2: Celebrity memories! 267 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,712 I got real celebrity memories here, people! 268 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,118 Pulled moments after upload. 269 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,416 Drake pooping. 270 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,589 The sad end of Sir Justin Bieber. 271 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,707 Huh? Hey, hey. 272 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,755 I got Penélope Cruz in the shower. 273 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,338 Huh? 274 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,683 This is stupid. 275 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,758 You're stupid. Those pants are dumb. 276 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,313 What do you keep in there, Teddy Grahams? (chuckles) 277 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,717 Fuck off, you fat nerd. 278 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,265 Bite me, Tiny Tim. 279 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,518 -Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay. -Come on! -(laughing) 280 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,850 Come on. Come on. 281 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,765 How would you like to hack 282 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,523 into a living person's wrist phone camera? 283 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,315 Ten seconds for 100 coins. 284 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,319 Interesting. 285 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,940 Are you kidding me? 286 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,276 I've seen 100 different sex bot shops, 287 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,622 -and this is where you want to go? -Okay. 288 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,737 How 'bout Jamie Arpaz, 289 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,164 my old business partner? 290 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,582 2-1-3-5, ampersand sign, 291 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,581 7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2. 292 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,633 MAN: So, you see, the best part is, 293 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,128 the design costs nothing 294 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,131 because the uploads build their own homes. 295 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,803 -WOMAN: How? -As Josh said, 296 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,222 my software is unique 297 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,510 and proprietary. 298 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,063 Huh. 299 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,807 What is he up to? 300 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,638 We got 12 minutes left. Let's roll. 301 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,563 Where's the kid? 302 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,063 Oh, shit. 303 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,645 He was right here. Dylan? 304 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,319 Dylan?! 305 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,238 (chuckles): Man, I can't believe your angel trusted you. 306 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,396 (chuckles) 307 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,034 -Dylan! Dylan! -Dylan! Dylan! 308 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,412 (monitor beeping steadily) 309 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,278 (indistinct P.A. announcement) 310 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,750 AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Hello, visitor. 311 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,868 The patient is suffering from chronic vape lung. 312 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,916 Noncontagious. 313 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,879 Mr. Antony, 314 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,711 we simply can't keep meeting like this. 315 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,506 (chuckles) Well, I don't think we will be much longer. 316 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,511 -(coughs) -Dad, come on. 317 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,273 I don't want to run up a-a stack of bills like when Mom died. 318 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,346 Y-You had to skip college. 319 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,273 Can you imagine me as a lawyer? 320 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,561 (chuckles): Yeah. It was your dream. 321 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,565 You went as Gloria Allred three Halloweens in a row. 322 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,279 (chuckles) 323 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,450 I just want you to be happy. 324 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,199 It's been nothing but sickness and crap for too long. 325 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,703 We're still here. 326 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,865 Together. Right now. 327 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,754 That makes me happy. 328 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,171 (coughing) 329 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,881 Oh, I hate to leave you alone. 330 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,672 Well, you wouldn't if you uploaded. 331 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,296 Oh. Oh, I've seen the commercial. 332 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,772 I go on dates. 333 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,137 I mean, there's a guy I might like. 334 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,395 -Ooh. -Okay. 335 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,727 There's nothing yet. We're just friends. 336 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,194 It's kind of long-distance. 337 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,653 How long-distance? 338 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,243 Long. 339 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,358 What's he do? 340 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,615 He's in computers. 341 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368 Is he there for you? 342 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,200 I mean, can you really count on the guy? 343 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,616 Yeah. 344 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,575 I think I can. 345 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,036 -Dylan! -Dylan! 346 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,835 Dylan! 347 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,920 -Fuck! -Dylan! 348 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,005 Dylan?! 349 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,301 How could you have brought a child here? 350 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,724 What is wrong with you? 351 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,722 Dylan! 352 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,853 Dylan?! Dylan?! 353 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,020 -DYLAN: Yeah, man! (laughs) -Dylan?! 354 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,060 There. There, there, there. There. 355 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,313 (groans) You didn't tell me this would hurt. 356 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,316 You want hair where you were telling me, 357 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,687 you better hold still. 358 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,033 -Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now. -In a minute. 359 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,739 No, now. You'll just have half a tattoo. 360 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,989 It's not a tattoo. 361 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,450 -It's a puberty power-up. -A what? 362 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,781 What the hell does that mean? 363 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,285 Just some code to age up his avatar. 364 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,497 I got it off a top-notch Russian hacker. 365 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,118 Next time he falls asleep, 366 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,004 he'll wake up with adult parts. And... done. 367 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,252 -(groans) -Great. Okay, we are one ping away from annihilation. 368 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,634 -Come on. -Uh-uh-uh-uh. 369 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,091 600 Facebook Libras. 370 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,380 Fuck. 371 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,224 Stupid pants. 372 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,100 -Great. Okay. -DYLAN: Hey, see 373 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,056 if those Nitely girls have a friend for me! 374 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,677 -NATHAN: Like a babysitter? -DYLAN: You motherfucker! 375 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,824 Cafeteria's that way. 376 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,445 Oh, actually, I had a question about scanners. 377 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:32,253 Do these machines ever damage memories by accident? 378 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,499 Never. 379 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,130 They're, uh... 380 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,956 glorious, really. 381 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,592 You can watch the life of a squirrel beat for beat 382 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,748 if you put one in this machine. 383 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,590 Not that I ever have. 384 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,762 Uh, what if I happen to know, uh, 385 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,722 an upload with damaged memories? 386 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,562 Then it wouldn't be the machine's fault. 387 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,518 It's always whoever designed the avatar. 388 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,558 Those low-wage clowns, they mess up all the time. 389 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,733 Well, actually, I made the avatar. 390 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,862 Oh. 391 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,818 Are there any other possibilities? 392 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,320 Somebody somewhere is probably... 393 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,281 (chuckles): up to some kind of fuckery. 394 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,912 Well, is there anything I can do to fix the memories? 395 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,290 I used .Mem Restore, and I got a couple watchable. 396 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,158 -.Mem Restore. -Mm-hmm. 397 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,884 Why not just throw your money directly down the toilet? 398 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,916 The only consumer app that isn't shit is Memboost Turbo. 399 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,591 I have a download card you can use. 400 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,010 It'll work on any device. 401 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,719 Oh, thanks. 402 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,509 Are you sure? 403 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,472 Of course. This is the longest conversation I've had in years. 404 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,604 -LUKE: Go! -(panting) 405 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,142 DYLAN: Guys! 406 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,435 (panting) 407 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,899 (grunting) 408 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,319 Go, go, go, go. 409 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,358 (panting) 410 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,533 Oh. Oh, okay. Nap time. 411 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,374 I'll drop him off at his room. 412 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,409 Don't be long. 413 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,952 Here's your hotel level pass 414 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,785 for 4006. 415 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,330 Meet you at the bar. 416 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,544 And don't change out of the skinny jeans. 417 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,543 You look amazing. 418 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,174 Stop. 419 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,631 You think so? 420 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,761 Yeah, you're all tuckered out, huh, buddy? 421 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,011 You had a big day. 422 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,512 -(snoring) -Ew, ew. Drool. 423 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,143 Drool, drool. Gross. (groans) 424 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,720 Yuck. 425 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,936 (sighs) 426 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,226 Okay. 427 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,939 And, uh... 428 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,110 I don't know. People do this, right? 429 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,188 Here you go. 430 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,033 (groans softly) 431 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,068 This is great. Perfect. 432 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,362 (door opens, closes) 433 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,365 (indistinct chatter) 434 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,407 -(Muzak playing) -(whistles softly) 435 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,212 4006. 436 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,459 Oh, I'm sorry. 437 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,090 Uploads are not allowed on the hotel fl... 438 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,797 -(beeps) -(grunting) 439 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,840 And away we go! 440 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,139 (rattling) 441 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,847 (shouting, whooping) 442 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,475 -(dance music playing) -(chatter, laughter) 443 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,984 (elevator bell dings) 444 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,404 DJ: ♪ Can I get an "H" ♪ 445 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,404 ♪ For Horizen? ♪ 446 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,445 ♪ ♪ 447 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,874 ♪ I say, "A," you say, "I" ♪ 448 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,543 ♪ Artificial DJ say, "Here we go" ♪ 449 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,132 ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go! ♪ 450 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,667 (chuckles): Yes! 451 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,050 Hey. All right. 452 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,971 -Uh-huh. Hi. Mwah. -Hi. 453 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,050 And, uh... and you 454 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,595 are for my friend. 455 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,428 Do you want a drink? 456 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,846 (soft ringing) 457 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,314 (trilling) 458 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,368 ♪ ♪ 459 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,277 My buddy will be here any minute. 460 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,616 You want to dance? 461 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,210 I don't want to leave Chloe alone. 462 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,706 Of course. Cool. 463 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209 Yeah. 464 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,460 Hey, so tell me more 465 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,213 about your coworker who uses your mug. 466 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,335 That shit is bananas. 467 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,181 -Yeah. Karen. -God. 468 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,587 -She's a bitch. She's... -Karen, learn to read. 469 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,756 -Your name's on it. -...the worst. 470 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,095 Yeah. (sighs) 471 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,606 Shh. 472 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,740 (chuckles) 473 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,987 -(Nathan whistles) -I'll be right back. 474 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,740 (sighs) You didn't tell me 475 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,334 your dad was this rich. 476 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,199 I'd have proposed by now. 477 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,206 INGRID: And powerful. 478 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,126 President Reagan gave this to my dad 479 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,417 when he was in college. 480 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,750 It's his favorite thing in the world. 481 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,166 That's including me. 482 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,625 (Nathan chuckles) 483 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,045 This bottle's old enough to be my grandfather. 484 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,394 Mm-hmm. He was saving it for a special occasion. 485 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,430 (chuckles) 486 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,364 (kissing) 487 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,570 ♪ ♪ 488 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,756 Hey, um, Batia? 489 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,642 Do you ever go on my computer? 490 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,810 That is serious accusation. 491 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,849 I will take lie detector. 492 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,983 Oh, you-you don't have to. I-I was just wondering 493 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,610 'cause I-I seem to have lost some files in this one folder. 494 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,028 I will take lie detector. 495 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,276 No one can control their skin. 496 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,899 Yeah. 497 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,485 Okay. 498 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,121 Dude, where are you? Did you know 499 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120 that Sascha got downsized to a smaller cubicle 500 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,872 because her boss has it in for her? 501 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,504 Because I do. I'm doing all the heavy lifting 502 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,541 myself. Grooming tools down. 503 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,375 I'm not grooming. 504 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,010 I'm taking a shit. 505 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,418 Hurry up. 506 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,223 (snores, exhales) 507 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,604 (yawns) 508 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,482 (exhales) 509 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,071 Oh. 510 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,197 Yes. 511 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,829 So it begins. 512 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,237 (clears throat) 513 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,535 First stop: the ladies by the pool. 514 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,080 (exhales) 515 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,083 (chuckles) I like your style. 516 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,285 Yo, thank you. 517 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,639 Can I help you with something? 518 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,556 That's what I fucking thought. 519 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,057 Oh, dear. 520 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,229 Um, uh, you may need to cover up, please? 521 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,478 -What the fuck? -Perhaps you'd be more comfortable... 522 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,110 I'm going for a swim, dork. 523 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,686 -Please, j-just... -Get off. 524 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,111 Angel! 525 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,069 And then, with no warning, he's like, "Leesha, 526 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,862 -the bichon frise has been sick all week." -(alert chiming) 527 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,776 I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause you keep feeding it Raisinets." 528 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:25,786 -DYLAN: Get off! -(concierge grunting) 529 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,907 Dylan? 530 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,873 -Just... -Get the fuck off of me. 531 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,913 Oh, shit. 532 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,548 Shit. Hey. 533 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,668 I trusted you. 534 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,966 Who's this, now? 535 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,179 This is Dylan. 536 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,798 -What? -NORA: Yeah. Heard all about 537 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,595 your little field trip to the Grey Zone. 538 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,268 Turns out the puberty patch was female. 539 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,477 -Oh. -You guys effed up. 540 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228 Dude, biology 101. 541 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,980 It says "XX," not "XY." 542 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,362 How am I supposed to know? I thought it just meant 543 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,768 he's gonna be, like, extra, extra manly. 544 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,776 -Oh, hey... -Haven't you ever seen boobs before? 545 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,739 The... They're for feeding babies. 546 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,699 -Yummy. -Oh, grow up. Creep. 547 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,911 -Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry. -ALEESHA: Mm. 548 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,751 This has Luke's greasy fingerprints all over it. 549 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,577 Where is that Hurt Lockin' asshole? 550 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,588 Found him. 551 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,666 And he's right where he's not supposed to be. 552 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,261 (exhales) I'm really sorry. 553 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,806 Oh, fuck. 554 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,816 -What are you doing? -What does it look like? 555 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,358 I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors. 556 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,912 Ma'am, do you know he's an upload 557 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,316 from our permanent resident floors? 558 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,164 She doesn't care. She thinks that's hot. 559 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,290 -Wait, what? You're an upload? -ALEESHA: Mm-hmm. 560 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,367 Yeah. No, that's fine. That's totally cool. 561 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,252 I can totally handle that. That's not weird. 562 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,669 That's not weird. 563 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,247 (clears throat) No, it's not weird. 564 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,712 Will you excuse me just a min... (clears throat) 565 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,763 (Sascha coughing and retching) 566 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,021 Get your ass back upstairs. 567 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,859 So, do you want to, you know, make out? 568 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,728 WOMAN: Greg, dinner! 569 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,975 GREG: Coming, Ma! 570 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,026 Just fucking with some dead people. 571 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,030 Wh-Wh... Why? 572 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,785 Well, this was the move of a true douchebag. 573 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,197 I know. I'm sorry. 574 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,655 I'm sorry, dude... ette. 575 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,915 NORA: Poor kid. 576 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,497 Dylan, we all know that gender's a spectrum, 577 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,173 so if this is your way of, you know, telling us 578 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,922 that this body is more in line with your identity inside, 579 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,755 that-that is just great. 580 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,640 And I'm sure we both support you. 581 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,508 -Yes, of course. 100%. -No. 582 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,135 I can tell this is not me. 583 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,481 Can you just change me back, please? 584 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,977 Okay. But it's gonna take me hours to reprogram, 585 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,610 so are you sure? 586 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,187 Yeah, I'm sure. 587 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,902 -(sighs) -Right. 588 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,202 Well, next time, I'll leave you with real grown-ups. 589 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,868 Oh, how's your dad? Fuck. 590 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,277 Smooth. 591 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,919 Those golfers staring at me 592 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,090 was definitely the worst part. 593 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,709 Yeah, I can imagine. 594 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,675 I bet a lot of girls feel that way sometimes, too. 595 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,507 You know, when guys are only interested 596 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,642 in their bodies. 597 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,059 I guess everybody wants to be treated like a person. 598 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,890 NATHAN: Yeah. 599 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,895 Oh... fuck, I missed your titties? 600 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,608 They're the talk of the lobby. 601 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,648 Hey, not cool, man. 602 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,442 Oh. Sorry. My bad. 603 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,735 Why do they have to program me so horny? 604 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,569 I'm sure they'd remove it if they could. 605 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,365 (exhales) Then why make our angels so freaking hot? 606 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,699 Mine has legs that just won't quit. 607 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,825 You know, I was only a woman for a couple of hours, 608 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,463 but that's demeaning. 609 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,459 I bet when you didn't have legs, 610 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,171 you didn't want that to be the only thing 611 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,502 people noticed about you. 612 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,046 Okay, PC Police. 613 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,879 I'll come back when you're fixed. 614 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,375 DYLAN: You know, 615 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,846 I may still only have a 12-year-old's body, 616 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,348 but I'm more mature than Luke. 617 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,849 Definitely. 618 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,521 But that's a pretty low bar, kid. 619 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,573 Call Josh Pitzer. 620 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,489 Hello, Mr. Pitzer. 621 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,447 Just confirming we're still on for 5:00. 622 00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,028 This is the third time you've called to confirm. 623 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,283 We're still on. 624 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,784 I'll see you in two minutes. 625 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,676 Huh. 626 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,837 (chimes) 627 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,295 Car? 628 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,095 Car, what-what are you doing? 629 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,178 Stop. Stop. 630 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,185 Obey me! 631 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,227 (tires screech) 632 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,310 (rumbling) 633 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,944 The heck? 634 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,361 What's that noise? 635 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,990 We're on wood? 636 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,816 No, no, no. Car. 637 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,531 Car. 638 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,121 Car, stop! 639 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,407 Oh, thank God. 640 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,749 Call for help. 641 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,919 Okay? Call your mom. 642 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,628 Something is wrong with my car, okay? 643 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,298 Did you hear me? Call for help. 644 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,507 Yeah. Or... No, no, no. 645 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,717 Don't move. Damn it! 646 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,390 No! 647 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,508 Stop! 648 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,814 -(people screaming) -Wait, wait! No! 649 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,308 Stop!