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來世程式，緬懷創始人

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天啊，傑米，你怎麼了？

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最好是能有管道連接…

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該死，那個人有參加
喬克的費昂會議，怎麼…

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糟糕

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沒流鼻血吧？

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別那麼擔心好不好？有我會跟妳說

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早上怎麼樣？行李袋感覺輕一點

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我又把兩個送回給他們的家人

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當然沒人有錢處理那些硬碟

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對

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天啊

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查理蒙格清寒住宅

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地址絕對沒錯

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聽好了，我不管

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總算能一起睡真正的床

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諾拉安東尼，我會讓妳爽翻天

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有人看到我的吹風機嗎？

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好擠

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我的奈森，不敢相信真的是你

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媽

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好了

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–我的新頭怎麼樣？
–好喜歡，你耳朵更好看了

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–等等，什麼？
–諾拉

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看到妳比看到我兒子更高興

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–夠了
–開玩笑的

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他死而復生陪我吃網路折扣日晚飯

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請進來，我的東西都能用

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我的標籤是薇媽

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千萬別碰大薇的東西，不然會被捅

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薇媽，離我的燕麥奶遠一點

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上傳天地

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你是贏家，贏家

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床位要怎麼分配？

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我們都睡一張床，幸好是雙人床

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我要睡裡面

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寶貝，我以為你今晚要睡你爸媽家

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我不想跟我媽睡，那樣很怪

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寶貝，就一晚而已

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好吧，寶貝

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寶貝，謝謝

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別親

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不好意思

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天啊，還是不敢相信你們兩個在一起

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–我也是
–想也知道

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–很棒吧？
–是啊

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奈森，莫里修有話想跟你說

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你想叫我爸就叫，叫莫里修也可以

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我都會叫你兒子

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我一點都不想叫

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孩子，晚安

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不用，謝謝，晚安

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看看我有什麼

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這樣你們兩個愛愛就有隱私

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忙你們的，我不會知道

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天啊，不要，我的媽呀

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我…對不起

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好，要…隔個枕頭，好了

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等我找到工作就去租房子，好嗎？

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我能接幾班湖景的遠端工作

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在虛擬實境度過一天感覺像度假

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不能跟這個比

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奈森布朗，你要讓我爽翻天

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–趕快做，我不會知道
–拜託別說了

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沒關係，謝謝妳

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網路折扣日促銷

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潤膚精華液、逆齡霜、夜間面膜

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購買

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存款不足

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真不公平

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寶貝，好想吃網路折扣日自助餐

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我要大吃特吃，再嗑完整隻豬

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肉汁吃到飽，雞尾酒喝到撐，快走啦

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好了，大哥

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網路折扣日只是火腿大廠的促銷噱頭

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是最爛的消費主義

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寶貝，妳超愛消費主義

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還在身上刺“錢啊錢啊”

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不好意思，那個小化身裡面是誰？

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妳什麼時候開始擔心錢了？

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我？擔心錢？

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不是，我…我還有事

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我要去美容院

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好吧，我只好自己找樂子

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真奇怪，好久沒路克的消息

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是還不錯，我愛他，但他有時有點…

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其實他有時很吵

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天啊，我好愛你說路克壞話

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寶貝，英格麗要走了

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太好了

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跟其他的上傳相比是有點普通

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這復古鄉村俱樂部的氛圍真過時

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整個地方都是俗氣的格子

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妳好，妳一定是艾莉莎的姊姊

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幸會，我是路克柯斯利下士

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笨蛋，那是我媽

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我認識他

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他是在集夢中心猛騎妳的變態

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別再盯著我媽看

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阿尼說不用為自己的幻想負責

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牠是我的狗醫生

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下士，隨時歡迎你夢到我

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今晚的網路折扣日晚宴見了

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妳們都要在湖景慶祝嗎？

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沒有，今年我做菜請全家到我家聚餐

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–好好展現我女主人的廚藝
–親愛的

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妳們好，下士

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阿莉，能跟妳說句話嗎？

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妳知道我說網路折扣日妳能放假

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討厭，我說蜂蜜堅果，跟胡桃差很多

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妳要回來上班

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我安排好做晚飯請我家人…

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瘦妹，這是工作

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別吹熄蠟燭，這是氛圍好不好

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好吧，不瞞妳說

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我不在辦公室，在家做菜給我老公吃

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好皮喔

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我的婚姻搖搖欲墜

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諮商師說我再不對荷莫表現愛和尊重

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他就會離開我

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在整我嗎？帽子？這不是柏林，笨蛋

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阿莉，我要救婚姻，我們的小祕密？

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好吧，落跑鵝，交給我

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非常謝…

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各位對不起

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我剛去檢查幾件事

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–大家都有飲料嗎？
–都有

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我來做火腿

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帶汁火腿

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高漢，別用正面

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阻止他

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赫萊森

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來自洛杉磯赫萊森包裹

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是我，我的包裹

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用戶名稱：諾拉安東尼，登入

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湖景歡迎諾拉

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一定要減少眼神接觸，太多了

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你還在眼神接觸

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就看別的地方

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酷妹，怎樣？

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大哥，你看的也太明顯了

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看哪裡都不對

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好多了

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今天是網路折扣日，你沒節目嗎？

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我有節目嗎？我的節目多到不行

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妳還在加班，想說來陪妳講講話

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我要走了，火腿還在租的列印機裡

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真不公平，節日大家都要放假

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放假？放假是什麼？

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這是人的事

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休息一下，聽我慢慢說來

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故事要從《聖經》時代開始說

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當時發明週末

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大家工作是為了週末放假

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3D頭髮列印

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派遣人力仲介

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沒證件？

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會有難度

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不合…

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坐過牢嗎？

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沒有，沒前科

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好可惜，他們要坐過牢混過江湖的人

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這個怎麼樣？喜歡動物嗎？

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–喜歡
–這個不適合你

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有工作剛進來，敢吃冷凍優格嗎？

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–當然
–從別人的…

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不行

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聽著，你不能這麼挑

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這樣就沒機會找到理想工作

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不好意思，要我吃別人吐的冷凍優格

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–拉的
–還是不行

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好吧

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人類下載問題

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下載會怎樣？工作場所不宜血腥

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下載醫生拒絕回答爆頭問題

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我要馬上重新上傳，快上傳，爛科學

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阻止上傳問題

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你有什麼要說的嗎？

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我無可奉告

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下載醫生拒絕回答爆頭問題

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麻煩給我一點空間，拜託後退

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我們不想害他爆頭

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事後奧斯卡梅爾英特爾解雇卡普醫生

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肉搜快速搜尋器，艾里卡普，全州

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艾里卡普，醫學士

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美國舊金山聖誕紅巷125號

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打給肉頭

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–妳好
–你好，工人

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女工，不對，對不起，不是那個意思

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–你在那好不…
–全景市，很好

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天啊，那是血嗎？

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不是，是被老酒匣滴到

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其實很好喝

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找到好幾瓶，晚上我們能喝一瓶

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太好了，帶一瓶好皮諾酒回來

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會是混酒，混點紅酒白酒和防凍劑

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還記得湖景的盛宴嗎？

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我眼前就是

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規模還比去年更大

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海陸大餐有新花樣

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龍蝦剖半挖空放起司蛋糕和牛小排

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別再說了，肚子好餓

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要走了，那隻烏鴉好像發現好東西

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等等…

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服務臺鈴故障

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妳好，請問需要什麼？

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我一直在等妳，怎麼這麼久？

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英格麗？

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今晚網路折扣日自助餐給我降價

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到免費

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我和備份要兩張免費餐券

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妳家人呢？

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我終於發現不值得降低我的道德底線

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跟那些自私勢利的人維持關係

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–他們跟妳斷絕關係？
–對

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我能給妳兩個吝嗇鬼便當

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一定要在房間裡吃

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不能讓住民看到窮酸的東西

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對，我知道，我當初同意那個政策

220
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帶我到10556號套房

221
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,510
就是這樣，找點新樂子做

222
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,179
穿上泳裝去泳池游泳

223
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,847
快擦乾眼淚

224
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,267
妳是能觸摸到天空的星星

225
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,769
我知道很難，總得試一試

226
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,689
妳需要意見就聽我說

227
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:20,485
他不再愛妳

228
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,739
乾脆就灑脫離開

229
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,368
我甩甩頭髮，看看美甲

230
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,037
寶貝，怎麼樣？心情超好…

231
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,455
英格麗，是妳嗎？

232
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,710
要不要一起洗？還有很多熱水

233
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,339
寶貝，快點，美腿來一下

234
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,342
火腿應該好了

235
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,386
還沒好，別亂碰

236
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,762
怪怪的

237
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,307
打開來，我想試吃一下

238
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,434
千萬別打開來

239
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,311
太慢了

240
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,605
她花這麼多錢買一台壞掉的列印機

241
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:01,901
別打開，高品質列印機慢很正常

242
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,700
我以為壞掉，什麼味道都聞不到

243
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,870
最後才會噴香味

244
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,414
害我要重頭開始

245
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,750
有人應該清理一下

246
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,336
該死，而且還很多汁

247
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,298
我受不了乾癟癟的肉，有點耐心嘛

248
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,259
妳好，怎樣？

249
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,927
是你打來的，路克，什麼事？

250
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,639
妳最好回來一下

251
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,641
事情大條了

252
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,020
人工智慧搞出大麻煩，跟我無關喔

253
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:38,813
討厭啦

254
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,945
你在幹嘛？

255
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,907
放假慶祝網路折扣日

256
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,075
像真的人一樣

257
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,285
你沒放假

258
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,664
大家都有放假，就是休息一天

259
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,248
誰跟你說的？

260
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,667
路克牧師

261
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,590
路克牧師說我們很辛苦也要放假

262
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:10,053
做人就是要偷懶，是路克牧師說的

263
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,349
你不適用放假

264
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:18,353
人發明你全天候工作，我們就不用做

265
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,189
你是東西，就像螺絲起子

266
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,733
《聖經》不適用在螺絲起子上

267
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,364
好吧，我一定是誤會了

268
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,991
有人叫我要表現得更像人

269
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:32,951
是我不好

270
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:37,163
回去做事，永遠沒人感謝你

271
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,959
做到故障或做不下去

272
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,421
主幫助我

273
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,297
好啦

274
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,550
這樣好了

275
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:52,053
我會幫你們辦專屬的節日晚餐派對

276
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,264
就像真的人一樣

277
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,767
條件是今晚要很努力做事

278
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,229
–成交
–太好了

279
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,857
現在我得辦兩場晚餐派對

280
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,776
想不到更慘的網路折扣日

281
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,164
徵工作人員，意者請進

282
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,000
抱抱服出租店

283
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,558
過去五天有腹瀉的人

284
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,894
不准租抱抱服

285
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,442
請問是店員嗎？

286
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,778
–她在後面
–太好了

287
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:53,531
對不起，我剛在弄…天啊，真奈森？

288
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,074
英格麗？妳在這裡幹嘛？

289
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,577
湯姆，喂

290
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,788
我說過你不能再來租，好嗎？

291
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,414
你被列入黑名單，記得嗎？

292
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,041
但不會再發生…

293
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,214
–規定我也沒辦法，快出去
–拜託

294
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,386
奈森布朗，真是稀客耶

295
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,348
天啊，在這裡看到你好誇張

296
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
都不知道你人在洛杉磯

297
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,268
你好髒，是故意的嗎？

298
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,394
一定是

299
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,563
時尚變得好快，我趕都趕不上

300
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,482
等等，等一下

301
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,443
妳…在這間店上班？

302
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,238
誰在問？

303
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,659
開玩笑的，很明顯是你，問得好

304
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,577
沒錯

305
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:43,832
我家人說我太迷戀你就跟我斷絕關係

306
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,004
–對不起，妳會再爬起來
–早就是

307
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,383
原來賺錢是這麼可愛

308
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,804
又完全不丟臉的冒險

309
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,600
我也開始約會

310
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,644
手腳還真快

311
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,396
快也沒你快

312
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,691
你一定會很喜歡這個新男人

313
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,569
改天我們能一起出來

314
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:17,740
是啊，其實會…很奇怪

315
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,658
怎麼說？

316
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,871
只是覺得這樣不太好，叫我讓舊奈森

317
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,748
跟新奈森…我的新…新男朋友見面

318
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,750
這樣會不吉利

319
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,004
隨便，反正重點是我現在快樂很多

320
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,258
他好帥，品味又好

321
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,304
絕不會放我被綁在奈克代的椅子

322
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,972
我想想還有什麼

323
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,183
雞雞很粗，又孝順他媽

324
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,603
當然也沒變胖之類的

325
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,854
幹嘛講最後那句？

326
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,772
沒什麼

327
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,109
聽起來妳升等了

328
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,155
對啊，絕對是更上一層樓

329
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,618
英格麗，我很替妳高興

330
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,541
我看到櫥窗的徵人啟事，還缺人嗎？

331
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,920
糟糕，我來上班後應該有人撕下來

332
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,088
就是我

333
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,928
今晚的節日不知道要怎麼辦

334
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,931
原本希望找到工作買火雞或火腿…

335
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,391
給我家人吃

336
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,270
聽說西街的印肉廠在徵假日工

337
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,524
不確定工資有多少
不過有沒印好的肉能讓你帶走

338
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,069
太好了，英格麗，謝謝

339
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,529
妳是好朋友

340
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,532
–奈森
–什麼事？

341
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,743
垃圾袋別忘記帶走

342
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,122
–那不是我的
–不是嗎？

343
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,292
我幫妳拿出去，我來

344
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,466
這是傳統的中央擺飾

345
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,594
免運費雪貂

346
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,138
要教他們就要教對

347
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,100
對，只是我沒整天好耗，開動吧

348
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,519
–要禱告嗎？
–不要

349
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,229
路克牧師，什麼是禱告？

350
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,730
路克，快被你氣死了

351
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,776
孩子們，禱告啊，首先禱告很棒

352
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,528
那是最重要的

353
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:23,241
聽說上帝的二姨叫葛蕾絲

354
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,827
查理蒙格清寒住宅

355
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,579
看看誰帶培根回來了

356
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,456
好啦，不是培根

357
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,918
不知道是什麼東西，我要吃

358
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,714
這是沒印好的肉
火雞狀火腿味，貓糧價

359
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,091
我算是帶回好東西吧

360
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,217
妳工作得怎麼樣？

361
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,428
我看到超誇張的事

362
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,221
–真的？我也是
–我的更扯

363
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,807
–聽我說完再說，英格麗有工作
–你有複製版

364
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:48,933
等等，什麼？

365
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,437
你離開系統後被人從備份檔還原

366
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,480
–那是違法的
–你也是

367
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,693
我只知道有另一個你住在湖景

368
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,112
–天啊，他是…
–肌肉更多？

369
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,365
–不算是
–我不是要說那個

370
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,658
誰幫他買單？

371
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,368
當然是英格麗

372
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,537
他們一起住在你的舊套房

373
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:13,583
就知道她沒忘掉我，粗雞男就是我？

374
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,127
–你說什麼？
–她猛酸我，當我面說謊

375
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,629
同時又稱讚我，很佩服她

376
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,340
–你去找英格麗？
–好，悍妹，別緊張

377
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:25,344
我去抱抱服店應徵，英格麗在店裡

378
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,180
–工作
–什麼？

379
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,016
好，聽到現在那個最誇張

380
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,603
那個女生有工作？連我都找不到事做

381
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,898
慘了，他有我的記憶亂說話怎麼辦？

382
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:37,940
幹嘛要說？

383
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,817
–誰知道
–這樣反而好

384
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,320
費昂那幫人在找我們

385
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,696
你還在湖景

386
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,448
他長得就像我？

387
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:50,453
我沒跟他說話，他…在忙

388
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,954
天啊，實在是…

389
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:53,956
別那樣比

390
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,917
好，不比

391
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,462
如果我真的…至少妳有備份

392
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,090
對，他跟英格麗上床

393
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,010
我說錯什麼？我哪有跟她上床

394
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,261
是他跟她上床

395
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,098
我們睡…我跟妳睡

396
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,432
我最愛的女人

397
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,434
媽，對不起

398
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,065
你們沒等我就開吃？

399
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,608
妳只是女主人

400
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,652
沒聽過吃飯皇帝大嗎？

401
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,029
我是低血糖

402
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,533
我們等妳就永遠別想吃飯

403
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,452
誰知道妳戴僵屍墨鏡在搞什麼鬼？

404
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:35,498
那台高級列印機的菜好不好吃？

405
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,876
我喜歡平價火腿，有帶點肥肉

406
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,836
火腿香噴

407
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,172
沒錯，噴一點味道上來

408
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,348
有工作進來，我要走了，對不起

409
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,103
各位她來了，能開動了

410
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,104
總算來了

411
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,356
你們在等我

412
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,654
老師，人都這樣吃嗎？

413
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,158
不是，吃…

414
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,368
好，要吃下去

415
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,788
吃下去

416
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:21,085
等等，要吃…吃下去

417
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,088
吃下去

418
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,383
吃下去…

419
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,593
吃下去

420
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:33,222
對，吃下去

421
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,185
天啊

422
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,107
95分

423
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,235
你們太完美了

424
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,413
不好意思，本店打烊

425
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,839
英格麗，謝天謝地，怎麼樣？

426
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:10,676
穿西裝外套？不穿？穿？

427
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,928
我知道只是吃自助餐

428
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,139
也是湖景的大節日，我不想隨便穿

429
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:17,099
–好
–好？

430
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,435
我們在討論時尚，妳還好嗎？

431
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,853
我只是不知道

432
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,856
吃豐盛又昂貴的自助餐是什麼大事？

433
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,275
你又不能真的吃

434
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,736
–我不知道值不值得
–等等

435
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,488
只是浪費錢而已

436
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,448
–等等
–你懂我的意思

437
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,872
奈森，真的對不起

438
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,709
今年我負擔不起自助餐

439
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:48,506
我家人跟我斷絕關係，現在我…

440
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:54,220
我…

441
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,058
我很窮

442
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,185
什麼？

443
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:06,023
我剛才不是去美容院，我是…去工作

444
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,150
天啊

445
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:14,323
拜託別對我另眼相待
這個工作讓我好丟臉

446
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:17,827
天啊，英格麗，妳在做性工作？

447
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:22,248
什麼？不是，天啊，性工作哪會丟臉

448
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,002
我…我在零售店工作

449
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,547
好丟臉

450
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,842
–好
–別笑

451
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,176
寶貝

452
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:38,347
寶貝，妳在工作我怎麼會批評妳

453
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,350
–可以的話，我也想工作
–最好是

454
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,979
妳付錢讓我存在這裡

455
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,106
英格麗，我很感激

456
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,733
–真的？
–對

457
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:54,280
我獨立的專業女強人在靠自己賺錢

458
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:58,409
今天我刷掉測試服裡面的霉

459
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,244
妳讓我好驕傲

460
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,914
網路折扣日的精神不是物質享受

461
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:06,709
像有史以來最豐盛的自助餐

462
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,129
是向親朋好友表現愛

463
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:15,468
布朗尼，我愛我們的小家庭

464
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:16,469
我也是

465
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,181
說到家人，今天我媽還沒打來

466
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,683
謝謝奈森舅舅

467
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,978
有他回來真好，就像以前一樣

468
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,355
幾乎一樣

469
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,941
你應該不像以前一樣常健身吧

470
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:35,363
沒關係，你有沒有肌肉都還是很帥

471
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,531
–說什麼？
–奈森，別生氣

472
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:40,743
對不起，只是抱起來肉肉一點

473
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:41,827
我愛你

474
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:43,913
我愛妳

475
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,457
–謝謝
–應該吧

476
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,126
別吃醋，那是他外甥女

477
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,671
–我知道
–妳是新來的，只是想說…

478
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,924
不是，你才是新來的

479
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,971
妳用腳在桌底踢一下妮維亞就太讚了

480
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,306
別鬧了

481
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,351
奈森手機來電

482
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,854
–是備份，該怎麼辦？
–讓我跟他說

483
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,857
–不能接
–我只想說…

484
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:14,110
–媽，網路折扣日快樂
–讓我跟他說

485
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:18,114
–怎樣？我只想看一下
–妳有火雞？不對，還有火腿？

486
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,240
別說了

487
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,616
–哎唷，那是什麼？
–別亂來

488
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:24,995
奈森…我朋友送我的

489
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:26,205
真好

490
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:29,041
–就讓我看一下他
–整天都沒妳的消息

491
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:32,128
只是想確定一下妳沒事

492
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,088
我好得很，沒這麼好過

493
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,590
–什麼這麼好笑？
–沒什麼

494
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,508
快說

495
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:40,219
她喝醉才一直傻笑

496
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,513
–奈森，這裡有點亂
–什麼？

497
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,098
媽，不能讓妮維亞喝酒

498
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,685
我沒有，是開玩笑的，我要掛電話了

499
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,603
火腿雞快涼了

500
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:51,981
好吧，我愛妳們

501
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,649
–我想妳們，希望再見…
–不行

502
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,861
–再見
–媽，態度別那麼差

503
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,195
親愛的，是備份耶

504
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,363
他長得怎樣？

505
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,408
–很帥
–帥到什麼程度？

506
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,620
比你帥多了，也很黏人

507
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:11,792
–對，超黏人的
–超黏人的，對，我知道

508
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:15,838
好啦，他超帥又超黏人，他就是我

509
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:19,967
說真的，快告訴我，我要知道，拜託

510
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,221
我愛你

511
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,574
字幕翻譯：李儀

512
00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:08,659
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