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湖景專業商店
程式內購–高爾夫球桿–300美金

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儘管拿，算我帳上

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大衛，教我打高爾夫球
都花你兩萬美金了

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我的身價是503億

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我吃瀕臨絕種的鸚鵡肉三明治
花的錢都比這個多

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拿吧

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記住，要低頭

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低頭，好

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感覺不錯

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那一球的弧度太讚了，令人賞心悅目

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初學者的運氣啦

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你難道不會膩嗎？

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我覺得膩？不會

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奈森，你要搞清楚
我在世時汲汲營營過生活

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所以現在是我的獎賞

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–好
–對

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叫阿諾龐馬過來

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沒問題，先生

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–阿諾
–你好，卻克

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你這爛人，給我看仔細了

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上傳天地

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接著他忽然攻擊阿諾龐馬的機器人

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據說1973年他跟阿諾龐馬
一起住在裸體社區

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真正的阿諾跟他搶馬子搶了好幾年

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我知道，你的夜班天使艾文

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給我看了卻克的幾個鹹濕記憶檔案

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我敢打包票他偷了那些檔案去賣

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天啊，卻克的一生真是精采

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讓我想到若我老了
能躊躇滿志也蠻不錯的

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但我沒什麼可以自豪的

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我真希望我能繼續工作

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我們不允許那樣

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對，人生沒有上傳的人
削減我們活人薪水就已經夠苦了

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我知道，可是他們在葬禮上
說我是咖啡師

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–那怎樣？
–我不是啊

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好嗎？我的成就不止如此

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待會見

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我想給你看個東西

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請到2G

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天啊

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這是什麼地方？

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湖景裡最低等級的上傳

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2G的人都住在這裡

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2G？

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對，他們每個月只有2G的資料權

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用完以後就沒了

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0.987G

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新增景觀？要，不要

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你那個等級所包含的服務

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淋浴、湖景，他們都沒有

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精益美食餐廳28

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精益美食贊助這自助餐廳新食譜

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“今日特餐，辣椒肉醬”

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噁心！

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這是什麼？只有前五頁？

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對，是免費試讀本

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如果想看整本書，就要額外付費

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我愛《哈利波特》，裡面的魔法好酷

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《哈利波特》裡面有魔法？

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他被凍結了，下個月才會解除

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除非有人在他帳戶裡加錢

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但這裡多數人本身都沒錢

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他們甚至沒有
套裝內含的基本款運動衣

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等等

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他沒有陰莖

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對，他一定是到月終了

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他用精益美食的紙盒做衣服

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不，那不是…

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–好
–挺了不起的

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可是地平線公司應該給所有人陰莖

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衣服或是整本書才對
反正都是程式碼

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他們想要人付費升級

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這叫資本主義

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妳看

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真是太慘了

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這些人不應該受到這種待遇

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–對啊
–沒人該有這種待遇

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應該有人挺身而出

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慢著，那音樂是從哪來的？

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不知道

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真怪

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不管了，奈森，你剛才說什麼？

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也許我的目的就是幫助這些2G人

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我可以把我的早餐給他們
早餐是無限供應的

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我只需要更大的口袋，就可以…

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寶貝，你在哪裡？

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《時尚》的人馬上就要來訪問了

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這件洋裝可以嗎？我想露出肩胛骨

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我把肩胛骨削尖了

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天啊

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那人是不是弄得太尖了？

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他原本說可以弄圓滑一點
但我覺得他們弄得太尖了

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糟糕！你動作快點好嗎？

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我都忘了，英格麗和我
要接受訪問，談現代愛情觀

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–我馬上回來，待會見
–好

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別擔心，我瞭解，你們好好玩！

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他應該馬上就來了

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不是人來啦，但妳懂我的意思

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我們這篇文章想探討

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真人和上傳之間的關係

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以“終極遠距戀愛”為主題

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天啊，太中肯了，我們就是那樣

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他來了

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湖景來電，接受

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剛才是我放屁，對不起

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嗨，寶貝

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對不起我遲到了

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奈森，你好

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英格麗和我剛才在聊

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從普通、傳統的真人情侶

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轉為活在兩個不同存在層面的情侶

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我覺得我們從來沒有
活在同一個存在層面過

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我開玩笑的

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–沒關係，很好笑
–不要寫進文章裡，謝謝

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妳真該看他那樣子

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他被2G人深深撼動了

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好可愛喔

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那地方對我來說太慘了

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但妳的小玩伴男友想幫他們是很不錯

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結果他做了什麼事？

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他不得不離開

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他女友打電話過去
他們好像有什麼安排吧

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對了

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妳的男友已經有女友了

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所以我想應該由她
來擔憂他的人生目標

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妳的工作是擔憂
自己還住不住得起妳家公寓

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我知道

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別擔心這男人了，專心工作吧

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把那老頭的一字眉給清理好

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是清理還是填滿？

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等一下，滑到下面

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奈森，自從你上傳起
你們的戀情是否有變化？

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老實說，我開始花很多時間思考人生

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以及我覺得真正重要的事

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對，但我們的戀情一點都沒變

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我們還是天天講話，有時還一天兩次

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對，我們還會講話

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但我們的戀情肯定不一樣了

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現在我根本成了她的財產

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真的嗎？

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不是他形容的那樣

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奈森發生事故時，並沒有上傳的安排

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所以我們不得不出此下策

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現在我們的一切

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都在同一個地方，這樣簡單多了

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比方說有些情侶會共用電郵帳戶

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最深的信任

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太讓人羨慕了

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現在來聊點好玩的吧

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你們的性生活怎樣？

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我們根本沒做過…

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是還沒

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我們還沒做過

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我們在等他完全調適好

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對不起，妳是在等我？

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妳不是說性愛裝很噁心嗎？

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性愛裝很噁心
是因為新款式快要推出了

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我們只是在等新性愛裝

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說到性愛，妳想不想看
我們的性愛錄影帶？

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我爸請李安剪接我們共度第一夜時

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身體攝影機拍下的影片

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樂意之至

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好，影片就在我的辦公室電腦上

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好，談得真順利

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天使

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嗨

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–嗨
–你好嗎？

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不好

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我本想撒謊，但妳搞不好可以用

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測謊按鈕或其他的東西吧

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沒有

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當然沒有，那太誇張了，我就知道

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你才不知道

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我的按鈕顯示你在撒謊

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少來，真有按鈕？

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沒有啦，那樣就太侵犯人隱私了

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也許我老闆有吧，不清楚

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她真是討厭死了

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就妳的經驗來看，上傳和真人的戀情

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究竟會不會有結果？

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你是真人啊

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對，我是說活人

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當然，有時候會

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那種戀情不容易
但也許正因如此才更讓人珍惜

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我總是為他們打氣

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我知道這樣說很老套

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不會

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那樣很好

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英格麗和我總是床頭吵床尾和

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但是少了床上樂趣

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這段關係好像

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成了兄妹情誼

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尤其我還不是很喜歡這個妹妹

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你知道即使上傳了
還是可以發展親密關係吧？

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我知道，要穿性愛裝

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是抱抱裝

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有些人穿它擁抱孩子

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妳何時聽成年人說那是抱抱裝過？

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廣告上

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英格麗覺得那套服裝很噁
但現在看樣子她可能會嘗試

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只不過…

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現在我知道沒有了性愛
我們的關係是什麼狀況

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我不確定我想要她那麼做

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時間不早了

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你應該去睡覺，我得打卡下班了

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嘿

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明天想不想再去看看2G人？

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好

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奈森，晚安

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晚安，諾拉

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《時尚》雜誌
訪談你和英格麗的文章出來了

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怎麼樣？

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很…誇張

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看樣子她比葬禮時還要神經質

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那隻貓是怎麼搞的？

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抗爭有據，上傳平等！

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抗爭有據

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–上傳平等！
–對！

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抗爭有據，上傳平等！

220
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抗爭有據，上傳平等！

221
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,003
–英格麗
–嘿

222
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,255
嗨

223
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:54,881
我正要…

224
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,260
我穿著性愛裝

225
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,971
此外什麼都沒穿

226
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,278
嘿

227
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,488
可以先談談嗎？

228
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,906
我需要來一次

229
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,784
寶貝，我懷念我們的親密時光，我…

230
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,244
–英格麗，等一下
–不要…

231
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,456
我覺得我們失去了以前的默契
都是我不好

232
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,960
對不起，但是不會再有訪談了

233
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,336
好嗎？

234
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,838
只有我們

235
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,929
諾拉，妳來得正好

236
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,475
奈森的火辣女友
忽然穿了性愛裝去找他

237
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,729
拜託你走開好讓我打卡，行嗎？

238
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:52,981
行

239
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,461
–感覺得到我嗎？
–可以

240
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,630
妳的腳這次竟然不是冰的

241
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,547
是嗎？

242
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,346
你的皮膚好…

243
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,766
–好軟
–嗯，妳的也是

244
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,186
–準備好了嗎？
–好了

245
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:36,816
怎麼回事？

246
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,612
我不知道

247
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,324
–技術支援！
–妳在幹嘛？

248
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,660
一定是技術上出了問題，不是嗎？

249
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,744
–不是
–技術支援！

250
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,955
–不用，不必支援，我們沒問題
–技術支援！

251
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:50,997
我們沒問題，是因為…

252
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,499
–請協助！
–不對，這情況…

253
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,833
–親愛的，這不是…
–情況沒問題

254
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,127
–技術支援
–不是叫支援就有用啦

255
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,921
–那我來試試下面怎樣？
–不要

256
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,756
–喂！
–媽的

257
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,676
–我們沒問題，一切順利
–喂！我們需要幫忙

258
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,594
求救

259
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,054
–不要！
–請協助！

260
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,349
忽略

261
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,229
如果忽略此呼叫，你的評價將會下跌

262
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,730
交給我好了

263
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,524
你回家啦

264
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,695
對了，妳身上好香，我要…

265
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,946
–走啦！
–好，我走

266
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,207
嗨

267
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,460
–妳找我？
–對，總算來了

268
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,255
奈森的老二不知道出了什麼技術問題

269
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,049
好

270
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,467
不會勃起

271
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謝謝哦

272
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,387
–原來如此
–對

273
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,139
我們以前從沒發生過這種問題

274
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,557
從來沒有

275
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,644
我要聲明，我跟任何人
都沒發生過這種問題

276
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,022
所以問題不在我

277
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,607
嘿

278
00:14:58,857 --> 00:14:59,691
可惡，克萊德

279
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克萊德，別那樣

280
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,864
克萊德，停

281
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,866
下來！可惡

282
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,909
嘿

283
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,040
真對不起

284
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,750
沒關係

285
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,294
你不需要向我解釋

286
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,713
這是你的生活

287
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,847
我們最好在她回來以前把你修好

288
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,025
我們那邊的連線都沒問題

289
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:47,197
所以我需要測試反應度
才能進一步評估問題出在哪裡

290
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,157
可以嗎？

291
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,167
你感覺得到嗎？

292
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,091
那這樣呢？

293
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,259
可以

294
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,565
老天，被子怎麼蓋住我了？

295
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,945
真是不好意思，我的貓真是亂來一通

296
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:30,949
修好了

297
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,161
所以我就說：“讓我來測試反應度”

298
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,498
然後我用被子罩住那女人的頭

299
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,958
對她男友上下其手

300
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,294
我還用了性感嗓音

301
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,422
妳有性感嗓音嗎？

302
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,339
有

303
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:47,966
我是這樣說的

304
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,301
“你有感覺嗎？”

305
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,555
我還碰了他的胸膛，我們四目交接

306
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,889
然後

307
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:56,725
好壯觀哪

308
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,768
–妳把他的軟莖變成硬莖了？
–沒錯

309
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,145
讚哪！然後怎樣？

310
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,647
他女友回過神，他就用來滿足她了

311
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,649
就這樣囉

312
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,109
真是的，好可惜

313
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,236
那妳的高漲情慾呢？

314
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,362
還是高漲中

315
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,448
無處宣洩

316
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,324
妳知道我會怎麼說吧？

317
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,410
再給他一次機會，看看會怎樣？

318
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,078
快回去用春宵程式啦

319
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,331
那程式的演算法成功撮合了
成千上萬對真正的情侶

320
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,877
忘掉一個男人最快的法子
就是另外找個新的

321
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,590
重新安裝春宵程式

322
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,720
重新安裝春宵程式

323
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,346
一筆新配對結果

324
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,973
看吧？妳已經有一筆新配對了

325
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,019
“要不要來一下？”

326
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,896
雙關語嘛

327
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,815
–他的腹肌好讚！
–他的腹肌好讚！

328
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,902
如果那句話是我寫的
妳根本不會鳥我，對不對？

329
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,154
你怎麼還在？

330
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:52,989
亞里莎，妳好

331
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,783
–不好
–是亞麗莎

332
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,951
–是哦
–再見

333
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,006
我想找你們主管

334
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,300
本店完全由自動機為您服務

335
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,428
–請把貨品放在輸送帶上
–我要找主管

336
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,347
讓我先設法幫您

337
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,433
如果商品有瑕疵，請說“商品”

338
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,685
如果本店失火了，請說“火災”

339
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,773
如果您被門夾住且本店失火了
請說“尖叫”

340
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,275
我要找人類主管

341
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,570
跟人類說話的等候時間為三百分鐘

342
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,616
如果廁所沒衛生紙了
請說“衛生紙”

343
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,869
如果有顧客要分娩，請說“奇蹟”

344
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,998
這是果乾沙拉還是大號床？

345
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,250
你說呢？

346
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,836
請讓我跟主管說話

347
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,172
再從貨架上拿一張床，好嗎？

348
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:55,802
我叫法蘭布斯，我是兼職私家偵探

349
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,347
我需要看你們11月24日的
保全攝影影片

350
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,431
有麻煩了

351
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,810
好，稍等

352
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,654
跟我來

353
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,031
三百分鐘？

354
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,617
應該說是50秒吧，笨蛋

355
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,749
–妳
–又是你？

356
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,668
–妳騙了我
–我騙了你？

357
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,839
妳看，妳換了帳號和照片

358
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,592
我之前刪了程式
所以只有換名稱才能重新安裝…

359
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,926
可是你呢？

360
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,469
“亨利”？

361
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:41,306
你有多個虛擬帳戶
全都用不同的名字和資料耶

362
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,475
說不定這根本不是你
肌肋分明的性感濕潤胴體

363
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,312
不是

364
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,188
不管了，進來

365
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,781
–好勁爆
–今天不要講話

366
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:37,987
妳還好嗎？

367
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:39,989
很好

368
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,494
那就好，我還以為有什麼問題

369
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,996
說來還真奇怪

370
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,666
通常女生高潮時的聲音不是那樣

371
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,960
不像妳發出的聲音那麼真實

372
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,422
這次我可以得五顆星嗎？

373
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,216
對，那還用說

374
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,762
我現在就給

375
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,521
怎麼這樣？

376
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,439
以牙還牙

377
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,671
寶貝

378
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,049
你醒了嗎？

379
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,872
剛才實在太讚了，不知道妳怎麼想

380
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,041
–但我們有機會應該再來一次
–好，再見

381
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,364
忘了謀害男友嗎？

382
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:50,078
英格麗，小心哪
攝影機會讓妳有十年…

383
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,163
在牢裡度過