1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,844 I always felt lucky I outlived you, 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:12,012 but maybe I should be jealous. 3 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,681 You have quite the spread here. 4 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,325 Well, you're the older brother now, 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,101 so that's some consolation. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,103 So, to what do I owe this visit? 7 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,314 The board is voting today. Want to give me your proxy? 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,527 I'll cast my own vote, thanks. 9 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,362 You know the rules. 10 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,156 You have to be there in person. 11 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,782 Oh, I intend to be. 12 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:34,226 Father always said to check up on important things yourself. 13 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,329 Well, not that I don't trust you, 14 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:40,708 but Father also said not to trust you. 15 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,005 David Choak is downloading off the system 16 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,424 to Baskin Robots in Manhattan. 17 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,928 2552 West 43rd Street, 18 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,264 New York City, 10036. 19 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,060 Call Nathan. 20 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,771 - Hi. - Hey. 21 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,148 Um, hey, what are you up to today? 22 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,649 Not much. 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,235 Uh, want to go on a field trip with me? 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,862 To New York City? 25 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:13,157 Yes. Yeah... I mean, you know, if you want. 26 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,617 It'd be cool. 27 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,886 Also, how exactly would I do that? 28 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,453 Uh, you would buy 29 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:21,874 a Reality Private Tour and ask for me as your guide. 30 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:25,169 It's just one long FaceTime call, 31 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:29,548 uh, but it's fun, and, um, I-I could, I could use a break. 32 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,842 Yeah, I could use a little vacation, too. 33 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,011 Your life is a vacation. 34 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,763 I know, and it's exhausting. 35 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,556 I could use a vacation from it. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,393 You want to take a day trip to Manhattan? 37 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:42,561 Oh, hell yeah. 38 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,855 I've always wanted to see the infamous Bean. 39 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,398 That's Chicago. 40 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,859 Then the, uh, bridge. 41 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,402 - Which one? - Hamilton? 42 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:51,946 Close enough. 43 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,965 Yeah, this is gonna be great. The girls will be pumped. 44 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,157 Girls? 45 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,284 Really? I'm Papoose-loading Luke? 46 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,161 I thought you'd be happy. 47 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,540 Oh, wait, is it weird now between you guys 48 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,251 'cause of the whole sex dream thing? 49 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,670 Uh, nuh-uh. I do not do weird. 50 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,964 Hi. 51 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,049 Hola. 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,510 Uh, surf's up, dude. 53 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,013 What the fuck? 54 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,599 All right, let's go. 55 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:21,934 Check this out. 56 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,143 Help us! 57 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,728 They're kidnapping us! 58 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,648 - Somebody! - Help! 59 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,193 You know we can mute these fools at any time. 60 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:34,113 Aleesha, don't forget to buy your chlamydia pill. 61 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,118 I'm clean, y'all. 62 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,801 Coming. 63 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:57,887 Oh, if this is a singing telegram, 64 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,471 I'm not interested. 65 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,224 Oh, Ms. Kannerman, we're here for an in-home inspection. 66 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,184 For what? Oh, bugs? 67 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,437 Are you still interested in a digital baby? 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,939 If so, then we need to look around and make sure 69 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,357 you can properly care for one. 70 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,985 If not, and I feel like that would be a good call, 71 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,194 we'll be out of your hair. 72 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,572 Uh, why would that be a good call? 73 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,408 You set the record for the practice AI. 74 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,911 Birth to death in under 24 hours. 75 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,662 What were you doing with it? 76 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,372 - Excuse me? - Ms. Kannerman 77 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:28,334 tried her best, and babies can be very demanding. 78 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,545 And I can imagine, uh, it can be really frustrating 79 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:35,591 to deal with demanding, entitled babies all day, every day. 80 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,760 Okay, okay, I am sorry, but how is it 81 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,012 that you three are fit to judge me? 82 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,973 The-the brainless scarecrow, 83 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,516 the tin man and... 84 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,143 and the cowardly incel? 85 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,978 - Am I the incel? - Well... 86 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:49,772 I think that what 87 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,024 she meant to say was that 88 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:55,361 you're single and, um, and lonely. 89 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,529 Which, so am I, so big deal. 90 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,240 Sure. - I, too, am programmed for celibacy. 91 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,992 I am not programmed for celibacy! 92 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,619 - Okay. - Don't touch me! 93 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,412 - Sorry. - I'm in a relationship. 94 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,581 Ms. Kannerman, we have to grade you 95 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,500 on a sliding scale of six characteristics 96 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,502 to determine if you'll be a good mom. 97 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,171 And... Oh! Look at the first one. 98 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,881 "Kindness." 99 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,299 Zero. 100 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:18,801 Okay, uh, you know what? 101 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,636 Why don't you come on in? Okay? 102 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,472 - Oh. - And you can help yourself to the bar. 103 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,283 - Oh, thank you. - You make yourselves at home. 104 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,142 All right? 105 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:30,104 Upload and beyond for free. Freeyond. 106 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,939 Back and better than ever. 107 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,775 Open in five days. 108 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,777 Upload and beyond for free. 109 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,612 Freeyond. Back and better than ever. 110 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,616 No sitting, I want to look out the window. 111 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,247 Where are we going? Is there a plan? 112 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,891 Yeah, yeah, I was thinking we could start 113 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,875 at, um, 43rd and 11th. 114 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,419 Hell's Kitchen? 115 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,213 Look, we'll just get all the touristy stuff out of the way. 116 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,590 I got food poisoning from that place. Twice. 117 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,260 Next stop, the Brooklyn Bridge. 118 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:04,179 Aleesha, turn towards the window, I want to see it. 119 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,267 Oh, wait, Aleesha. Oh, oh. 120 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,645 You see? You happy now? 121 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,034 #RobotofGreed spotted in Midtown Manhattan. 122 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,161 What an asshole. 123 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,417 Nora, what's going on? 124 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,213 Can, uh, can Luke hear us? 125 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,051 No, he has other things on his mind. 126 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,512 So, Choak downloaded into a robot body this morning. 127 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,723 I think he may be up to something. 128 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,933 And I may have posted #RobotofGreed, 129 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:54,605 which is now trending, so we can follow him all day. 130 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,273 Oh, my God, I love you. 131 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,524 Yeah, I know. 132 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,377 I heard your thoughts with MindFrisk, remember? 133 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,237 - Uh, no, that-that was from... - No, I know. 134 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,573 - I'm not hitting on you. - Oh, I-I know. I-I didn't, 135 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,092 - I didn't think you... - I just mean that you're brilliant. 136 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,534 We can finally follow this old fuck 137 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,079 and find out why he had me killed. 138 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,667 Uh, change of plans. 139 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,253 Look, we-we're gonna get off at the next stop. 140 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,758 What's at the next stop? 141 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:27,679 Oh, uh, well, Nathan wanted to see Choak Tower 142 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,556 - for some reason. - Uh... 143 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,767 yeah, yep. Yeah, you know, uh, 144 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,602 he asked me to check in on it. 145 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,437 You know? Give it a little peek. 146 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,232 A boo. A peekaboo. 147 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,942 Someone else talk. 148 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,077 Wow. 149 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,831 Oh. 150 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,833 Oh, my God. 151 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,793 You could drown in all these clothes. 152 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,837 I like shoes, okay? 153 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,090 What's it like to feel your body in silk and cashmere? 154 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,716 What's it like to feel your body? 155 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,261 - What's it like to feel? - Oh, my God, okay. 156 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,930 So, I'm sorry, what is this stage of the adoption process 157 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,683 where you-you touch all of my belongings? 158 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,435 This is the personal vanity sliding scale. 159 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,354 On one end we have "materialistic" 160 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,858 and on the other we have "compassionate." 161 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,025 Well, that's not fair. 162 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,778 You can be compassionate and materialistic. 163 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,738 So what if I love shoes more than anything? 164 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,741 If I love a child half as much, that's still a lot of love. 165 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,536 I'm gonna give you a one. 166 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,288 - Out of two? - Out of ten. 167 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,249 What? 168 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,726 - Oh... - Oh, my God. 169 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,145 - Oh, honey. - Can someone...? 170 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,879 Oh, no, no, no... No. 171 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,381 Well, this is humble. 172 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,300 I expected no less. 173 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,476 Boring. 174 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,020 No, no, no, no. This is... 175 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,022 This is super cool. I mean, it's not every day 176 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,041 that you're neighbors with a guy who owns his own building. 177 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,610 I had to come check it out, really. 178 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,487 And I also 179 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,240 lost my virginity here, so... 180 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,534 Okay. Weird. 181 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,787 Next stop, Empire State Building, huh? 182 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,916 Aleesha, giddyap. 183 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,710 This is the longest day of my life. 184 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,056 Wait. 185 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,558 Freeyond? In Choak's tower? 186 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,727 That's fucking ironic. 187 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,979 I mean, do you think it's a coincidence? 188 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,649 It's Choak's tower. Why would he be leasing space to Freeyond? 189 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,067 Good optics, maybe? 190 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,544 You know, makes him look like a good guy 191 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,487 to have a cool nonprofit in his building? 192 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,323 Right, what if Kannerman and Choak bought your code 193 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,033 and then sold it to Freeyond? 194 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,428 - I mean, they're so similar. - Doesn't make sense, though. 195 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,332 Freeyond doesn't have the money to buy anything. 196 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,749 What if they gave them the code? 197 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,210 Then why have me murdered? To cover up their one good deed? 198 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,130 Yo, the observation deck 199 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,259 at the Empire State Building is 150 bucks per person. 200 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:14,054 - Nuh-uh. - But it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 201 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,224 Or in your case, a never-in-a-lifetime thing. 202 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,185 Ouch. Rub it in, why don't you? 203 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,906 Aleesha, jump up on that bench, be the Jack to my Rose. 204 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,450 Uh, I'm good. 205 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,245 Come on, just hold me up, over the prow. 206 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,713 Oh! 207 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,425 I'm flying, Jack. I'm flying. 208 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,593 I'll never let go, Jack. 209 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,013 No. No, no, no, I'm Rose. 210 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,557 You're dead. You got to be Jack. 211 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,535 Hey, get down from there! This ain't a damn playground! 212 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,604 Shit. 213 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,024 Well, he's headed to... 214 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,985 Uh, hey, hey, guys, let's go to the High Line. 215 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,486 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the High Line. Oh. 216 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,322 Love a good stroll. It's a great stroll. 217 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,133 Awesome stroll. You guys want to go for a stroll? 218 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,783 I'm hungry and my feet hurt. 219 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,452 - Let's sit and eat. - Yeah. 220 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,871 Let's stroll. I love a good stroll. 221 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,415 Down to stroll. 222 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,960 Come on. 223 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,605 What are you doing in NYC? You're dead. 224 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,566 Oh. 225 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,109 Oh, hey, Jerry. 226 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,920 You left your shampoo and conditioner by the sink again. 227 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,279 Everything okay at home? 228 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,114 If everything was okay at home, 229 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,867 I wouldn't be conditioning my balls in the work sink. 230 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,411 Jesus Christ, I just washed my face there. 231 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,330 That's really fucking disturbing. 232 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,675 It's not pleasant, but it's not corpsey. 233 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,303 You must have smelled a number of corpses in your line of work. 234 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,305 What's your opinion? 235 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,226 No. 236 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,353 Thank you. 237 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,938 Ingrid? 238 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,856 "Ability to nurture." 239 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,650 Hmm. 240 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,068 Half a point. 241 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,404 Oh, God. 242 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,574 Oh, see, that's a nice smile. 243 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,910 That wouldn't make me uncomfortable if I was a baby. 244 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,623 Hello? 245 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,543 Looks like she's having some me time and ignoring us. 246 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,088 Amazing. So much privilege. 247 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,715 All right, come on. 248 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,716 Out of the tub. 249 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,093 You can't tell me what to do. 250 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,553 I'm a grown woman. 251 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,471 You can't get clean with your clothes on. 252 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,558 Okay, sweetie, listen, whatever is going on here, 253 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,435 we can work it out. 254 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,687 What do you care? 255 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,856 You're just embarrassed. 256 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,191 Yes, quite. 257 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,986 Why can't you have a normal addiction to, like, cocaine 258 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,530 or bath salts, instead of pretending to be dead? 259 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,240 This is humiliating. 260 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,754 - Oh... - Les Abats. 261 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,382 This looks really nice. You guys want to check it out? 262 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,093 - You got to be kidding me. - No, you said you were hungry. 263 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,971 For bankruptcy? No, thanks. 264 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,599 I know a place where we can fill up for cheap. 265 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,856 What's he even having? Motor oil? 266 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,192 Okay, you got what you wanted. 267 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,904 I am out of the tub, and now I need you two to leave. 268 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,739 Why? 269 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,491 You have places to be? 270 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,243 Good one, Mommy. 271 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:08,163 - I do, actually. - Ingrid, 272 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,541 there's not a living soul waiting for you anywhere. 273 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,460 Unless you mean the you-know-who 274 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,170 that your father you-know-whatted. 275 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,672 And he doesn't count. 276 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,050 Wow. 277 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,427 You know I'm gonna have a family of my own one day? 278 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,304 Yeah. 279 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:28,058 And I'm gonna be the mother that I never had. 280 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,393 I'm gonna be kind, 281 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,730 nurturing, supportive. 282 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,441 And, oh, you know what? It might be too ambitious, 283 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,152 but I'm not gonna make my child feel like 284 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,614 they were the worst thing that ever happened to me. 285 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,992 Such a flair for drama. 286 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,703 You weren't the worst thing. 287 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,419 What's happening? 288 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,505 All your eyes keep moving around. 289 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,344 You get the company credit card, 290 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,222 you go to Falafel Halal for fried chickpea balls? 291 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,892 Uh, dead guy, you've never had these fried chickpea balls. 292 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:15,146 Plus, we saved enough for some classy rosé-all-day shit, 293 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,649 since I get the employee discount. 294 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,234 You work there, too? 295 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,361 Four nights a week, graveyard shift. 296 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,630 I'm the nighttime manager now. 297 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,864 Falafel cutlets, gentlemen, 298 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,242 digital baba ghanoush, sparkling Prosecco. 299 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,370 - Okay, got it. - Bon appétit. 300 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,707 Wow, that is a lot of onion. 301 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,167 I'm not kissing anybody. 302 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,341 That's the real world, isn't it? 303 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,176 Look at the color. 304 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,387 The richness of the design. 305 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,574 - Okay, that'll do it. - Okay, thank you. 306 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,975 We're done now. You can leave. 307 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,235 Damn. Can you imagine? 308 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:05,030 “Floor to ceiling windows, a kitchen island." 309 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,824 - Windows and a kitchen. - Yeah. 310 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,493 That place is, if I was gonna guess a number, 311 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,162 out of your price range. 312 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,831 If I got promoted, I could swing it. 313 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,499 Yeah, but do you really want that? 314 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,335 A bedroom bigger than my torso? 315 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,503 Uh, yeah. Sign me up. 316 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,964 The place I'm in now is an old shipping container, 317 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,883 and I still need roommates. 318 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,594 Yeah, well, the higher up you go at Horizen, 319 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,555 the sketchier shit they'll ask you to do. 320 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,432 That's just how capitalism works. 321 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,809 - I thought you liked Lakeview. - Yeah, but Lakeview 322 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,811 should be more like this. 323 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,898 You know? Central Park, where... 324 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,941 people come and go as they please. 325 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,028 It's just... You don't have to pay to exist. 326 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,238 Yeah, people would get behind that. 327 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,823 But Horizen already owns Lakeview. 328 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,243 Yeah, but their tech was developed with public money 329 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,162 and they get subsidized power. 330 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,164 Well, not all of us can make money 331 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,874 being community organizers. 332 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,542 No, but... 333 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,757 Hey, I got an idea. 334 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,842 Why don't we go to Queens? 335 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,636 You know, see how real New Yorkers live? 336 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,887 Your guys' life. 337 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,181 - No. - Yeah, man, let's do it. 338 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,100 Love it. 339 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,395 Great. Queens. 340 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,480 Whee. 341 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,482 ♪ My heart is filled with love and care ♪ 342 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,443 ♪ Not an ounce of gas, I would get up there... 343 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,154 Hey, guys, check it, those kids go to my old high school. 344 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,031 Mighty Mighty Maspeth! 345 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,201 What were you like in high school? 346 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,786 Uh... 347 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:39,249 I had a 94 average. Average. 348 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,377 What, so, okay, what, I mean, basically, I was a genius. 349 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,880 I miss high school. 350 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,591 The basketball team, my dance troupe. 351 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,218 The sewing club. 352 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,886 Wait, you did all those things? 353 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,472 I was athletic and crafty as hell. 354 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,307 I bet we all would have been friends. 355 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,809 Oh, uh... 356 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,061 I got to take this. One sec. 357 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,523 Choak's stopped about a mile away. 358 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,151 12300 Jamaica Parkway. 359 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,652 Okay, let's go. 360 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:15,034 Okay, so... this was my senior recital dance. 361 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,162 Kick ball change, double pirouette, 362 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,038 row the boat, 363 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,374 now take the boat back, flip that boat, 364 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,376 dip it low, pick it up slow. 365 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,962 I think I missed 366 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,675 the boat part of the dance. 367 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:35,388 Maybe just, maybe run it back, start from the top. 368 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,317 Uh, where's Judgy and Dopey? 369 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,444 They went to check your settings, 370 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,279 but it seems like you're working again. 371 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,864 Oh, yeah, yeah. I... 372 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,365 I don't really know what that was. 373 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,993 It must have been some kind of glitch or something. 374 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,138 Can I ask you one last question to finish the vetting process? 375 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,247 Okay. Whatever. 376 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,500 Why are you pretending to be uploaded? 377 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,920 What... um... 378 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,463 How do you... 379 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,216 - I thought so. Wow. - No. Look, look, look, look. 380 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:15,261 I am paying gigantic amounts for this to be kept private. 381 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,347 I am literally blocked from telling anyone. 382 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,975 But if you're alive, 383 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,936 and you could be roaming around the real world 384 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,272 doing anything you wanted, why are you here? 385 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,652 Because... 386 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,363 Because I love him. 387 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,075 And when you love someone, you will do anything 388 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,910 just to be close to them. 389 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,537 It's an emotion. 390 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,623 I don't really expect you to understand. 391 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,168 I understand that you 392 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,588 have spent a long time, with no end in sight, 393 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,633 doing something uncomfortable out of love. 394 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,303 Approved, for one digital baby. 395 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,097 I think that we're gonna... 396 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,975 Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 397 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,106 - We did it. - I'm gonna be a mom. 398 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,108 I'm gonna be a good mom. 399 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,157 It should be on this block. 400 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,453 There he is. 401 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,123 And there he goes. 402 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,792 But what was he doing in this part of town? 403 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,884 Freeyond. 404 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,594 Why this location in Queens? 405 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,095 Yeah, it's weird. 406 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:48,021 Wait, there is only one Freeyond retail store in New York. 407 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,439 That can't be right. 408 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,192 How many locations in the United States? 409 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,194 Looks like about 650. 410 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,613 And only one in New York City? 411 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,031 How many in Los Angeles? 412 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,492 Only one. 413 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,494 Where the fuck are they, then? 414 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,972 I mean, you want to help poor people, why not go 415 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,457 where there are lots of poor people? 416 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,209 Wow. There are a hundred Freeyond stores 417 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,670 in Pennsylvania. 418 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,548 96 in Wisconsin. 419 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,842 75 in Michigan. 420 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,510 180 in Florida. 421 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:25,725 I mean, only one in L.A. and almost 200 in Florida? 422 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,101 Maybe this isn't about money, 423 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,062 maybe it's about political power. 424 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,439 Freeyond is almost entirely in swing states. 425 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,150 - And uploads can't vote. - You get enough poor people to upload... 426 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,362 - In the right precinct... - You can tip an election. 427 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,697 Oh, fuck me. 428 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,950 That's why we've been doing boring shit all day? 429 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,785 - Aleesha... - Some invitation. 430 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,162 "We're gonna tour New York on an expense account, 431 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,789 have fun out of the office." 432 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,000 I guess you didn't think we'd come on some crazy stalk 433 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,461 through your weird murder obsession. 434 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,880 Okay, we were doing something else all day, 435 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,548 but something important, all right? 436 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,467 Choak's disenfranchising the poor. 437 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,678 Oh, naughty. 438 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,305 So maybe you had a boring day, 439 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,641 but it was for a good cause, Aleesha. 440 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,267 Well, I didn't volunteer. 441 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,895 You volunteered me. There's a difference. 442 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,022 And maybe I would have if you asked, 443 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,025 instead of pretending today was about friendship. 444 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,902 Well, maybe I didn't think you would say yes 445 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,654 if there was nothing in it for you. 446 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,991 I'm selfish? That's what you're saying? 447 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,784 Fuck you. 448 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,755 Maybe you should go. 449 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,257 Yeah. 450 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,346 Okay, hey, let's maybe slow it down a little bit. 451 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,515 - I'm getting dizzy here. - And she has the nerve 452 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:50,143 to guilt-trip me about working at Horizen 453 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,395 when she's the one that's been using me 454 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,439 and lying to me this whole damn day. 455 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,525 Hey, you have nothing to feel guilty about. 456 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,986 You have to try to better yourself, however you can. 457 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,714 - That's why I joined the Army. - Damn right. 458 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,656 You work multiple jobs 459 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,408 in order to live in a shipping container? 460 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,243 Of course you want to move up. 461 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,204 Nobody can judge you who hasn't walked a mile in your shoes. 462 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,498 I'm certainly not going to. 463 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,918 Thanks. 464 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,171 That actually makes me feel better. 465 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,716 Although you don't judge anybody. 466 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,093 Mildred straight-up said that ugly people 467 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,597 should be sterilized, and you keep fucking her. 468 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,724 Yeah. 469 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,020 It's just so awful. 470 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,416 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 471 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,734 These poor people never catch a break. 472 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,320 We'll figure something out, all right? 473 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:46,991 You keep hoping and you keep fighting, and one day you win. 474 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,994 - What if you don't? - You know, even if you don't, 475 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:54,207 I want to be one of the ones who keeps fighting. 476 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,085 Because something ugly happens to you when you... 477 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,921 when you stop fighting and you stop hoping. 478 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,965 Come on, I'll walk you home. 479 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,570 Hi, Ms. Kannerman. 480 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,990 I hear things are coming along, should be ready soon. 481 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,385 Uh, sorry it's taken so long, but we can only speed things... 482 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,453 and she's gone. 483 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,580 Well, that's one way to treat people. 484 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:37,041 To be honest, it wasn't easy. 485 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,628 But I kept my eye on the prize and got the approval. 486 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:44,841 And one day... one day, I swear, 487 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,468 I am not gonna fuck up a little kid. 488 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:52,849 The cycle ends with me. 489 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,142 Okay? 490 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,770 I promise. 491 00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,273 What do you think of the name Noah? 492 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,775 Yeah, it's been growing on me. 493 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:09,407 Everything is going to be perfect, Nathan. 494 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,244 Just perfect.