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Uh, what are you doing?
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I work here now.
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I need a new job
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and I need a break
from the tech world.
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This is my sister,
Mariana.
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She's our new receptionist.
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This is so cool.
It's like Serial.
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I'm back.
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We thought Scott was gone.
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Apparently, they have
to give him a chance
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to change his behavior
before they fire him.
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How are things at the Coterie?
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There's nothing going on
between me and Dennis.
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I'm gonna prove
that I'm ready
to be with you.
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Isabella is back.
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She's pregnant.
The baby's mine.
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And she's going to stay here
as long as she needs to.
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I didn't hurt Zach.
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Tommy is the sweetest guy.
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I discovered
that Katie and Zach
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didn't follow each other
on any platform.
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She wasn't his biggest fan.
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Are we really
going to infer
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that Tommy's girlfriend
is the real killer?
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If she has motive
and opportunity,
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yes, we will,
if we have to.
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♪ I know I've been bad
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♪ Real bad
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♪ Still, I think
I'm gonna do it again ♪
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♪ I just can't help myself
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♪ When I get the call
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-Do you have the cash?
-Depends.
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You have the names?
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♪ I can't resist the urge
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♪ I gotta do wrong
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♪ They call me trouble
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Okay.
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I was never here.
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ They call me trouble
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♪ I really dig my name
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Hey, uh, Scott, can I, uh,
talk to you for a second?
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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Do we have a deal?
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You bet.
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Oo-ooh, they call me
trouble ♪
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♪ I really dig my name
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ Then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, Bel Ami
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-paaa
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I can't believe
that there are teachers
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who are campaigning
to keep the police on campus.
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And they're in the majority.
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If only they could see how
effective restorative justice
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has been in reducing
disciplinary issues.
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You know, maybe Solomon
would sign off
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on, like,
an RJ art showcase.
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You know, to prove
how committed the students are.
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That's a great idea.
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Dennis?
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Hmm.
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Uh, did you need something?
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Yeah, I was just gonna...
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get something from the fridge.
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Uh, you remember Matt?
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I'm not sure
I wear it as well as you.
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Yeah. Hey.
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Hey.
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We, uh... We just had
a school meeting.
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I should probably go.
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No, you don't have to go.
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It's-- It's late and, uh...
I'll see you tomorrow.
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-Have a good night.
-Yeah.
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Well...
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Can't even remember
what I came up here to get.
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There's leftover snacks
from the meeting.
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That's okay. Thanks.
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Um... Oh, hey!
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I, uh, have
a gig tomorrow night.
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-Oh.
-At Smitty's, if you're free.
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If not...
um, no big deal.
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I'll see what I can do.
It's a school night.
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Yeah, of course.
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Putting it out there,
you know.
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No big deal.
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Hmm, okay.
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Jury selection is the most
important part of any trial.
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Your job is to watch
the potential jurors like hawks.
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I want to know
every smile, sigh,
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nervous tic,
and eye roll they make.
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If they like me,
if they hate me...
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"Summons number 7841-C."
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June Patrick.
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Wait--
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Wait, how did
you know that?
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I have
a photographic memory.
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Red blazer
with white top-stitching,
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navy tee,
tartan plaid mini kilt,
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tan ankle boots, pearl choker,
and charm necklace.
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What you were wearing
the first day we met.
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Wow. Very impressive.
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Oh, it's a fun party trick.
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We have a limited
number of strikes.
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If we don't
use them wisely,
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we could get stuck
with a few bad apples
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who will rot the barrel,
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and then
we will have lost the trial
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before we've even begun.
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Hello.
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Watch out
for those little doors.
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Funny.
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How did Kathleen get that guy
to sell us the jury pool list?
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With Kathleen,
there are some questions
it's better not to ask.
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Oh.
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Here's June Patrick.
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That's amazing.
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When did you come up
with this program?
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It was a project
I did at MIT.
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It's just
a basic search algorithm.
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I made a few tweaks
to it this morning.
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So if you went to MIT,
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why are you
answering phones here?
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I just needed a break
from the tech world.
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Oh, yes.
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Uh, June Patrick.
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Uh, former high school teacher.
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Grew up in Pasadena.
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Married. Has two kids,
three grandchildren.
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Uh, political views not clear.
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Lots of
fun-with-family photos.
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So number 12
is a mother and grandmother.
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She's big on family.
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So will she empathize more
with Zack or Tommy?
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That's what we're
about to find out.
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What are your feelings
towards Asian people?
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I have lots of Asian friends,
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but I'm allergic to MSG.
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Hey, you sure you
don't mind me painting in here?
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The smell isn't making you
nauseous or anything?
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Hmm, no, no, no.
Not at all.
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I'm just happy
to have the company.
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You know, I really love
your art, by the way.
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It's kind of like
living in a gallery in here.
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-Thanks.
-Yeah.
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What are you working on?
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I'm looking at jobs...
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and cribs.
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You're not making
a Pinterest board already,
are you?
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Maybe a little.
Nesting urge is strong, okay?
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You know, I would love
to do a mural in the nursery.
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Like maybe
a solar system or something.
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Hmm, that'd be amazing.
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Or, like, the sky and clouds.
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What about, like,
an underwater scene?
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-Hmm.
-Like reefs and fish.
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Mermaids.
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What about...
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deep sea whales
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and stingrays?
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Okay, sounds like
someone wants a boy.
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No, no, no.
Not at all.
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I'm just...
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thinking something
that's not gendered.
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My sister, Jasmine,
is trans,
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and she kind of had
a tough time growing up.
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Oh.
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Hmm, I never thought
about it like that.
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Yeah, no one does.
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We're socialized
to think pink for girls
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and blue for boys.
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But what if we
let our kid pick?
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Hmm.
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You know, once they're
old enough,
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let them decide if...
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they want mermaids
or monster trucks.
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Or both.
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I think that sounds perfect.
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All right,
my beautiful individuals.
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We must weed out
the problematic sketches.
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So, uh, Magda,
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"Don't Make Me
Take Out My Hoops."
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It's hurtful
to the Latinx community.
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Sanjana,
"The Masala Monologues,
a One Yoni Show."
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Uh, it's one woman.
It's not inclusive.
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-It includes me.
-Well, okay.
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Uh, "Conspiracy Theories."
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That's pretty--
We're good? We good?
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Yep. I think, yeah,
we can keep that.
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Uh, Derek,
"Great Al Qaeda Baking Show."
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No? Good. Just wanted
to hear you say it.
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Okay, uh, Alice,
"The Dumb Asian."
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No, that is out.
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"Alice the Nail Lady," out.
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"Alice's Mom Wants a Divorce."
Out.
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Oh, by the way,
I am just banning all accents.
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Anybody ever...
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All our work
is being thrown out. Bullshit.
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And "Asian TSA Agent."
What were we all thinking?
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All right.
We need new material stat.
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So pair yourself with a writer,
and let's get to work.
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All right?
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Brings me back
to the middle school
dodgeball days.
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Always picked last.
I get it.
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This isn't triggering
at all.
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Hmm.
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Anyway, you want
to work together?
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Maybe write
a new sketch? I have--
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Sorry, I already said
I'd work with Derek.
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Have you ever been
the victim of a violent crime?
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Yes.
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00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,924
Did they find
the person who did it?
220
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,363
No.
221
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She may be subconsciously
looking for justice
in her own case.
222
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Yeah. Too risky.
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Have you ever received
a speeding ticket?
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No.
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He's, uh, too squeaky clean.
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And definitely
a rule follower.
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Prosecution's dream juror.
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Are you an animal lover?
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No, I hate animals.
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All animals?
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Yes, every one
of 'em.
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Who hates all animals?
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What a creep.
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We move to strike
juror number one, Your Honor.
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We'll strike number ten.
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Two.
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Seven.
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Eleven.
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Twelve.
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All right, jury selection
has concluded for today.
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All jurors shall report back
to this courtroom
promptly at 10:00 a.m.
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Court is hereby adjourned.
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Six jurors seated.
Six to go.
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Yeah, we have some good ones
in the mix but, you know...
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so do they.
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We have to bring
our A-game tomorrow.
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Okay? And we have got
to get Tommy to lighten up.
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He's shutting down,
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and it's not gonna help us
if he looks guilty.
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Hey, starfish.
How you doing?
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Great.
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00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,076
Why? What--
What have you heard?
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Nothing, but some major emo
streaming out of your loft.
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Also, Lindsay told me Scott
cut a bunch of your sketches.
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00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:12,182
I think coming back
to the program
was a huge mistake.
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00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,750
Not only did
all my sketches get cut,
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but nobody wants
to write for me.
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Why don't you
write for yourself?
Write your own sketch.
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I can't.
I mean, we were gonna,
260
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,239
but then Scott
came back with his rules
261
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,023
and Ruby caved.
262
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,199
So I stood up, and now
I'm the comedy pariah.
263
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201
Well, I think you're a hero.
264
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,986
You've grown so much.
265
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,031
Standing up
for yourself and others,
266
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,728
that takes courage,
267
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,121
and...
268
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,428
it's very attractive.
269
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,779
Okay.
270
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,173
Thanks for saying that, uh,
271
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,829
but I don't know,
feels like a lost cause.
272
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,832
Okay, we need something
a little spicier than this tea.
273
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,138
-Chai?
-No, silly.
274
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,444
We're going out
for a real drink.
275
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,533
-No.
-Yes.
276
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,404
-No!
-Yes!
277
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,710
-No. No.
-Yes!
278
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,755
♪ Give me some release
279
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:07,934
♪ Before I'm too far down
280
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,198
♪ I'm begging you, Greyhound
281
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,722
♪ Save me from this
282
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,856
♪ I've been down to the river
283
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,033
♪ Where I tried to drown
284
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:23,210
♪ Tales of a long-lost sinner
285
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:26,387
♪ Lost like the chains
that sunk to the ground ♪
286
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,090
This is it.
287
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,140
Woo! Okay, wow, that was...
288
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,404
That's gonna be
a tough act to follow.
289
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,755
Um... Anyway, hi.
290
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,235
My name
is Dennis Cooper,
291
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,978
and I'm gonna be playing
an acoustic set for you tonight.
292
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,200
Cheers.
293
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,463
If I do say so myself,
294
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,117
we killed it today.
295
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,423
I hope Kathleen
doesn't notice
296
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,946
that some of her scotch
is missing.
297
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,992
That is a tomorrow problem.
298
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,038
So...
299
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,736
why are you taking a break
from the tech world?
300
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,303
Really, why?
301
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,266
I was working
with my friends on an app.
302
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,574
We wanted to do our own
all-female Fight Club startup.
303
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,753
But I was secretly
dating our old boss
304
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,233
who was responsible
305
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,496
for the toxic work environment
that we walked out on.
306
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,239
And when I finally
told them,
307
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,198
they felt betrayed,
308
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,376
and there was nothing
I could do or say to fix it.
309
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,990
So now you know
the secret underbelly
310
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,600
of Mariana Adams Foster.
311
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,863
We all have
our secret underbellies.
312
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:53,953
What's yours?
313
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,740
I secretly wish Tony
would walk into an open manhole
314
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,220
so I didn't get overlooked
315
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,962
in his overbearing,
privileged, white male shadow.
316
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,836
-You can laugh.
317
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,055
But I do love him.
318
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:12,014
I just... wanted
to go to court today.
319
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,451
Not that I didn't have
way too much fun with you.
320
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,931
It's just...
321
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,020
sometimes I...
322
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,804
I feel invisible
around here.
323
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,503
Well, you are
very visible to me.
324
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,940
I think you're brilliant
325
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,681
and definitely
the best dresser here.
326
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,987
Uh, next to you.
327
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:39,999
♪ I'm coming down like
pouring rain, Novocaine... ♪
328
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:45,569
♪ And I feel it all over
329
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,657
You're putting me to sleep.
330
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,834
Thank you for that feedback.
331
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,359
Well, we do have
a special guest with us tonight
332
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,361
who most certainly
will not put you to sleep.
333
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,233
Davia, will you come on up here
and give me a hand?
334
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:05,981
What are we doing?
335
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:26,045
♪ Now this might be a mistake
336
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,569
♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
337
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:34,140
♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪
338
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:35,967
♪ Started--
339
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,189
♪ ...past, how the things--
340
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,017
-Woah!
341
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,062
You're trash, man.
342
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,628
Get off the stage!
343
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,240
Pay for
some singing lessons.
344
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,024
Hey, listen up,
a-hole.
345
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,026
I don't think you're
very nice either. Okay?
346
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,333
It doesn't even look like
you're old enough
to have those tattoos.
347
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,856
You should check his ID.
348
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,771
He looks like he's not even
old enough to be in here.
349
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,120
Why don't you go home...
350
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,383
♪ ...leave them all
breathless ♪
351
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,082
♪ 'Cause we feel so blessed
352
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,041
♪ Try to stay humble
but we're too magnificent ♪
353
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,391
♪ It's a beautiful thing
354
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,481
♪ Got this world on a string
355
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:16,138
♪ When you love the one
that's leaving you breathless ♪
356
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:21,100
♪ Showing you things
that you never seen ♪
357
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:25,278
♪ When you love the one
that's leaving you breathless ♪
358
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,366
We should go.
359
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,933
Okay, but how was
I supposed to know
360
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,022
it was a class
for senior citizens?
361
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,850
It was listed
as "water ballet."
362
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,591
But nothing excuses you
363
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,854
from showing up
wearing a floral swim cap.
364
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,595
I thought it was going
to be cute and retro,
365
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,336
like '50s
synchronized swimming,
366
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,905
not aquatic Zumba
for people born in the '50s.
367
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,168
What was your excuse?
368
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,517
Stiff joints.
369
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,305
Well, I don't regret it.
370
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,698
It was our first real date.
371
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,703
Ugh! Asian-fetish
frat guys incoming.
372
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:04,491
Ladies, uh, could you,
uh, settle a bet for us?
373
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,276
So my compadre here
has five bucks
374
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,365
on you two being twins.
375
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,367
And I'm like,
"No, they're just friends."
376
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,892
We're not twins
or sisters.
377
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,765
I can totally
tell you apart.
378
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,593
I mean, I did
a semester in Tokyo.
379
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,943
So ignorant to think
that you can't tell
the difference
380
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:25,164
between a Japanese person
and a Korean person.
381
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,556
We're Chinese.
382
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,558
And, actually...
383
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,733
we're dating.
384
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,562
Oh, too bad.
What a waste.
385
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,742
They're totally
gonna do it, right?
386
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:39,961
Never fails.
387
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,702
Unless...
388
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:43,530
Can we watch?
389
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,445
No!
390
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,450
Gross!
It's always the same.
391
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,800
You know, those kind of
guys act like they
can say anything to us.
392
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,106
Because they don't
really see us
393
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,892
as people deserving
of any kind of respect.
394
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,025
We're just...
fantasy objects.
395
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:05,552
Hey, girl.
396
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,860
Does anyone ever tell you
you look just like Lucy Liu?
397
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,081
Do I?
398
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,343
And Gemma Chan,
399
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:15,953
Jamie Chung.
400
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,260
-Hmm.
-Kelly Marie Tran.
401
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,957
-Kimiko Glenn.
-Ah!
402
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,220
Aqua-fina.
403
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,786
You mean Awkwafina?
404
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,398
No, baby. Aqua-fina.
405
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,574
'Cause you are fine.
406
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:32,231
Okay, now that
is a sketch.
407
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,063
Here you go.
-Thank you.
408
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,283
I haven't been bounced
from a bar in a while.
409
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,589
I'm so sorry.
410
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,807
No, I loved
every minute of it.
411
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,809
I'm sorry I dragged you
up on the stage.
412
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,595
Smitty's has changed.
It's gone downhill.
413
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,901
Uh, no, it hasn't.
It's always been downhill.
414
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,033
Really?
415
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,427
Yeah. I think
maybe you've changed.
416
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,385
To be honest, I love music,
417
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,518
but I don't love
the music scene anymore.
418
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,696
And, uh...
419
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,699
I didn't...
420
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,657
I didn't have a gig
when I asked you.
421
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,008
I had to pay
to get a spot tonight.
422
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:14,708
I heard you and Matt talking
about school and kids.
423
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,450
You have that shared passion,
424
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,190
and I guess I just wanted
to share something
425
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,888
that we were
both passionate about,
426
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,672
which turned into
a complete disaster.
427
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,196
No, not a complete disaster.
428
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,896
We shared our passion
for making a scene.
429
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,900
I just wish that I knew
what I loved doing.
430
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,990
Well, you love cooking.
431
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,864
I love you.
432
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,084
♪ If you want them maybe
433
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,001
♪ We can kick it like
Let's kick it like ♪
434
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,742
♪ Late night on the street
435
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,353
♪ Sipping on Bacardi
436
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,182
♪ Take me back to the '90s
437
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,838
♪ And let's kick it like
And let's kick it like ♪
438
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,624
Well, you love cooking.
439
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,326
Yeah, I do.
440
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,546
We really miss you
cooking at the Coterie.
441
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,940
It used to smell so good,
442
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,464
and now it just smells
like $40 candles
443
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,161
to mask the scent
of week-old takeout.
444
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:21,731
Well, cooking for people
is a passion, I guess.
445
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,734
Well, I wish
you cooked this because
it kind of sucks.
446
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,692
It really does.
447
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:38,531
Oh, uh, you should
talk to Tommy.
448
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,402
He likes you,
but do it alone.
449
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:42,839
Good morning.
450
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,365
Hi, good morning.
451
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,279
How do you think
it's going?
452
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,846
Do you think
we have a good jury?
453
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,282
I don't like
juror three.
454
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:52,675
I feel like
she has a crush
on the cute prosecutor.
455
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,374
Uh, well, we have jurors
we think like us.
456
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,552
By the way, um,
tell your friend Izzie
I say hi.
457
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,858
It was really nice of her
to come see us.
458
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,339
Oh. I didn't know
you spoke to Izzie.
459
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:08,648
Yeah.
460
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,086
Tommy, um,
could we have a word
in private?
461
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,096
So, um, I know
you're scared,
462
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,838
but it can't look like
you're shutting down
in there.
463
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:26,883
I'm trying not to.
464
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,755
I just--
I don't really know
when I'm doing it.
465
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,018
Yeah, okay, um...
466
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:33,890
Well, how about
when I need you
to lighten up,
467
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,936
I'll, um,
touch my right ear.
468
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,939
It can be, like,
our little secret signal.
469
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,638
Okay. Thanks.
470
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,858
Yeah, of course.
471
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,826
Okay, the last
couple of rounds
of jurors
472
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,175
have been
complete duds,
473
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,047
so both sides have
two strikes.
474
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,353
With five jurors
to go,
475
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,572
we can't afford
to waste any.
476
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:05,835
-So what have you got?
-So juror number 11
477
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,185
has almost
no social media profile
to speak of,
478
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:11,101
but seems to have
an antagonistic view
479
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:12,668
on romantic relationships.
480
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,540
Yeah, he's an incel.
481
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,498
I know an angry virgin
when I see one.
482
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,892
There goes one strike.
483
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:21,372
Okay, so what about
484
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,157
juror number one
and number two?
485
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,160
I mean, it's a bit
of a conundrum on both sides.
486
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,162
Asian jurors generally
487
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:31,731
have a reputation for being
more pro-prosecution,
but...
488
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,297
Rothman will
almost certainly
strike him
489
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:35,299
since he and Tommy
are of the same race.
490
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,779
Black jurors,
on the other hand,
491
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,042
are historically more likely
to question police testimony
492
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,348
and favor the defense.
493
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:42,872
But he's a Marine,
and military tend to give
494
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,353
tremendous weight
to authority figures.
495
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,964
I mean, I just can't risk
having that on the jury.
496
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,401
That's our last strike.
497
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,665
Okay, what if I told you...
498
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,798
He helps build houses
for Habitat for Humanity.
499
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,887
He voted for Obama
and Hillary Clinton.
500
00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,323
Aww, and he rescues...
501
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,324
Cats.
502
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,936
He has high empathy.
503
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:06,722
Not your typical jarhead.
This could be good for us.
504
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:07,810
I agree.
505
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:12,946
So what we need to do
is make Rothman think
506
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,862
we're gonna strike
the Marine,
so he doesn't.
507
00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:16,950
Okay, how do
we do that?
508
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,997
Ask him a question that goes
to his military service?
509
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,564
Something about
chain of command.
510
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,305
He will answer
like a good soldier,
511
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,394
which'll make Rothman think
that we won't want him.
512
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,265
Great.
Callie, you'll do it.
513
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,573
But it was my idea.
514
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,967
You tend to come off
a little arrogant, Tony.
515
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,969
The jurors don't respond
to that. No offense.
516
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:37,971
None taken?
517
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,016
It's in your hands.
518
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,366
Bait Rothman
into our little trap.
519
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,515
Uh, unicorn fetish
pig incoming.
520
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,082
God, I hate
those porkers.
521
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,388
What's up, unis?
Looking good.
522
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,694
Care to settle
a bet for me?
523
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,218
Are you two twins
or just friends?
524
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,393
We're not related.
525
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,134
We look
nothing alike.
526
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,745
I mean,
I totally knew that.
527
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:16,879
I did a semester abroad
at North Pegasus State.
So...
528
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,100
We're unicorns.
Not winged horses.
529
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,711
Yeah. Not all equine-sapiens
look alike.
530
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:25,322
Okay, whatever.
Hmm, care to dance?
531
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,283
Actually,
we're dating.
532
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:33,766
Yeah. We're about to trot home
and canter up a little foreplay.
533
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:37,073
Gallop into the sheets
and ride to the finish!
534
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:38,640
Oh, sweet.
Can I watch?
535
00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:40,468
Neigh!
536
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:52,001
Uh, I haven't seen
this sketch before.
537
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,134
Which-- Uh, which writer
wrote it?
538
00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:58,442
Did you, uh--
Hello?
539
00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,879
Which writer wrote it?
540
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,620
Actually, I wrote it.
541
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,413
Juror one,
542
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,241
what do you do
for a living?
543
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:17,026
I'm retired,
was a life-long Marine.
544
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,463
Oh! Well, thank you
for your service.
545
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,642
Uh, when you retired,
what rank were you?
546
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,556
Master Gunnery Sergeant.
547
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,776
Wow, that's impressive.
548
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,605
Um, during your time
in the Marines,
549
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,261
did you ever question
a superior officer's order?
550
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,566
No, ma'am.
551
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,264
Not once?
Never.
552
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,267
Even if you thought
they were wrong?
553
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:42,356
You don't question
your commanding officer.
554
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,764
Thank you, sir.
555
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:00,983
No further questions,
Your Honor.
556
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:04,465
The court will take
a 20-minute recess,
557
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:07,686
and then counsel will make
their next round of strikes.
558
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:13,256
They're clearly going
to strike the ex-Marine.
559
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,518
That saves us a strike.
560
00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:17,043
I'm not so sure
about that.
561
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:18,827
Why not?
562
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:20,742
Just a hunch.
563
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,661
You wrote it yourself,
Kwan?
564
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:32,014
Well, uh,
comics may collaborate
with the writers,
565
00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:34,669
but they are not permitted
to write on their own.
566
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,759
So you can't just come in here
and change the rules.
567
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,587
So I'm sorry,
the sketch is out.
568
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:43,983
Actually, Alice
didn't change the rules.
569
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,638
When you were
at sensitivity training
for that one day,
570
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,729
we decided to give
the comedians
more creative agency.
571
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,993
By "we," uh, do you mean
you and Alice?
572
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,691
'Cause we certainly know
who's calling the shots
around here.
573
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:01,609
"We" as in me, who is now
co-directing this program.
574
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,785
Assistant director,
I believe
is the official title.
575
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:06,179
Yeah, well, the point is
Alice's sketch killed
576
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,355
and deserves
to go to the next round.
577
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:15,710
Agreed. Hey.
Very, very funny, Kwan.
578
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,147
Let's have you collaborate
with Jeremy, please,
579
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,671
and I will send you notes,
uh, by tomorrow.
580
00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,806
-How's everything going?
-Great! Great.
581
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,068
We are working hard
582
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:28,157
and making a sensitive
and inclusive showcase.
583
00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:29,855
I'm glad to hear that.
584
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:31,987
Yes. Yeah.
Great. Great job, everyone.
585
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:33,815
-Uh, have a great night.
Great job.
586
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,951
♪ I work so hard
587
00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,822
♪ Take the world
And that's just the start ♪
588
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,042
♪ 24/7 all the time...
589
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,783
Triple macchiato, please.
590
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,221
Hmm. Why don't you
just inject it
591
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,527
-into your veins?
-Oh, I would if I could.
592
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,529
Jury selection
is tedious work.
593
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:53,356
Yep.
594
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,577
How are
you feeling so far?
595
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,623
Pretty good. You?
596
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,060
We're pretty confident.
597
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,804
Why do I get the feeling
you're gaming us
with the ex-Marine?
598
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,416
I have no idea.
Why do you?
599
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,766
You have certain tells.
600
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,334
Especially when you're trying
to pull one over on someone.
601
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,596
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
602
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,206
Yeah. You bite
your lower lip.
603
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:25,475
-Okay, you think
you know me so well?
-Yeah.
604
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,610
Yeah.
605
00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,655
Oh, you have
your own tells.
Ha!
606
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:34,702
Like, uh,
whenever you're unsure
about something,
607
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:38,053
like right now,
you, uh, kind of squint
and lift up your chin.
608
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,451
What other tells
do I have?
609
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,540
Oh, if I reveal those,
610
00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,063
then you'll try
to hide them from me.
611
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,282
Where's the fun in that?
612
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,074
Coffee break
with the opposition?
613
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,554
Order for Callie.
614
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,253
I was just leaving.
615
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,474
-Hey.
-Hi.
616
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:08,910
What was that all about?
617
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:11,304
It's nothing.
618
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:19,442
Isabella?
619
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:34,544
Hey!
620
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,286
I didn't see you there.
621
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,637
I was just picking
some mint from the garden.
622
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,250
Do you know something
I don't?
623
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,179
I found out
before we talked.
624
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,535
So we're having a girl?
625
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:13,018
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know
about your sister yet,
626
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,367
and I-- I feel
so embarrassed.
627
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,977
But I was just going over
the Pinterest boards
628
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,196
to make it
more gender neutral.
629
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,416
It's okay.
630
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:29,164
Um, I should have asked you
before I looked at the results.
631
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,211
I'm-- I'm just still not sure
how involved you want to be.
632
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:35,692
Well, we should probably
start talking about that.
633
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:38,086
And how we're gonna do
the co-parenting thing.
634
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:42,177
Yeah. I guess
we should be as prepared
as we possibly can, huh?
635
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,273
Mr. Rothman, your move.
636
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,624
Prosecution moves
to strike juror number two,
Your Honor.
637
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,365
Predictable.
638
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,628
Of course, you would strike
the only Asian juror
639
00:32:58,672 --> 00:32:59,978
that we've had so far.
640
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,022
It's a little easy,
don't you think, Kathleen?
641
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,197
Counselors, please.
642
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,459
Of course, Your Honor.
643
00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:06,593
The defense would like
to strike juror number 10.
644
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:07,724
So noted.
645
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,422
You each have
one strike remaining.
646
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,298
The prosecution moves
to strike juror number...
647
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,059
Twelve.
648
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,062
So noted.
649
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,282
Mr. Rothman,
you are out of strikes.
650
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:44,457
Ms. Gale?
651
00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:49,897
We will use
our final strike
on juror number 11.
652
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,554
And noted.
One second, please.
653
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:02,214
Very good.
Thank you very much,
everyone.
654
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:03,171
Court is adjourned.
655
00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,874
Well, I just got played
like a fiddle.
656
00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:12,833
Looks like
you were right, Hunter.
657
00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:16,271
Good news is now
we know you can read her.
658
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,057
That'll come in handy
at trial.
659
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:27,326
And that's why
I'm not legally allowed
to own fireworks anymore.
660
00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:30,155
Yeah, that makes sense.
661
00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:32,200
Should never
have been allowed
in the first place.
662
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:35,160
What're we doing here?
We hated this food.
663
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,378
We did.
664
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:38,554
But we're not going
to hate it anymore,
665
00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:39,990
because...
666
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:42,297
I bought it.
667
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:45,692
This is what I'm gonna do.
668
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:48,129
This is my new passion.
I'm gonna cook for people.
669
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,132
Oh, wow.
670
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,134
It's a...
quick decision.
671
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,268
I know
it seems impulsive, but...
672
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971
It's gonna be great.
673
00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:11,500
Uh, hey, Rowan,
674
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,677
your photographic memory
gave us the edge
over the DA.
675
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,027
And your character analysis
was spot on.
676
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:19,769
Thank you
for being a team player
and staying behind.
677
00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,989
You'll be going
to court with us
from now on.
678
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:24,687
Well, I couldn't have done it
without Mariana.
679
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,211
She's a computer whiz.
680
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,214
Well, thank you both.
I mean it.
681
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,259
You make a great team.
Night.
682
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,394
Oh, I'm going to miss you
683
00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,352
now that it's just going
to be me at the office.
684
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,528
I guess it's back
to answering phones.
685
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,531
I know you don't need
my advice,
686
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:45,360
but there's got to be
another tech job out there
that's not horrible.
687
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,363
Because you're wasting
your considerable talent
688
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,365
and killer shoe game
hiding out here.
689
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,372
Oh, uh, I'd watch my back
if I were you.
690
00:35:58,373 --> 00:35:59,722
Oh, is someone out
to get me?
691
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:02,812
Prosecution,
second chair, Nicolette.
692
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,425
Over the case?
693
00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:08,035
Don't be naive.
694
00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:10,298
If I'm reading things right,
which I usually do,
695
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,256
she's into Jamie.
696
00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,040
Mm.
697
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,390
Well, she has nothing
to worry about.
698
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,871
Yeah, I'm, uh...
I'm seeing someone.
699
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:20,265
And it's serious.
700
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:23,659
That was fast.
701
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,577
Does he know that you are
still in love with your ex?
702
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,980
To new and improved Alice.
703
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:43,592
Well, thank you
for encouraging me
to write my own sketch.
704
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,420
Thank yourself for doing it.
705
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:50,295
I think you're right.
I have changed.
706
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,950
I never would've been able
to stand up to Scott,
707
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,518
or anyone,
before this program.
708
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:59,391
So if that's all
that comes from this,
709
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,436
maybe it'll all have been
worth it.
710
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,265
That's not all
that's gonna
come from it.
711
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,310
You are gonna
get an agent
712
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,442
and that $70,000
talent deal.
713
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:09,879
Woah, slow your roll, sister.
714
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,230
New Alice
does not think small.
715
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:15,972
Why couldn't it be you?
716
00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:24,242
Hey, what are we
drinking to?
717
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,637
Uh, just Alice's new sketch.
718
00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:30,639
Oh, then I gotta
get in on this.
719
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,250
I played
a hilarious pig.
720
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:39,561
Oh, well, I should go.
I have drinks with Ruby.
721
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,868
Wait, I thought
that wasn't happening
anymore.
722
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,392
It's just casual.
Friends... I think.
723
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,656
Anyway, enjoy
the rest of your night.
724
00:37:58,580 --> 00:37:59,625
What?
725
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:01,931
Nothing.
726
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:28,523
Well, now, I really wish
I didn't have to go to work.
727
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,700
It's okay.
I just needed to do that.
728
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,965
Hey, what if I take a break
from work on Saturday,
729
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,489
and we spend
the whole day together?
730
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:41,014
I'd love to, but I have
this parenting class
with Isabella
731
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,145
in the afternoon.
732
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,930
She found out
the sex of the baby.
733
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,282
And that got us
into a whole discussion
of gender and gender roles.
734
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:53,418
And we realized that
we've so much to talk about
to make this work.
735
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:57,509
Yeah. I mean,
that all sounds amazing.
736
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,989
Maybe we could spend
the morning together?
737
00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:01,513
And hopefully the night?
738
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:03,602
Yeah, sounds good.
739
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,648
-You should get to work.
-May I?
740
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:07,867
-Mm.
-Thank you.
741
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:15,440
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
742
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:19,966
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
743
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:24,318
♪ Now this might be a mistake
744
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,582
♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
745
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:33,545
♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪
746
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:36,504
♪ Started bringing up
the past ♪
747
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,725
♪ How the things you love
don't last ♪
748
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:44,686
♪ Even though this isn't fair
for both of us ♪
749
00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:49,996
♪ Ooh-ooh, maybe
I'm just a fool ♪
750
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,738
♪ I still belong with you
751
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:54,566
♪ Anywhere you
752
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:57,482
♪ Anywhere you are ♪
753
00:39:57,525 --> 00:40:04,706
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
that I walk through ♪
754
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:10,059
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
755
00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:16,936
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
keeping me from you ♪
756
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:22,724
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
757
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,552
♪ Close to you
758
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:31,603
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
759
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:35,650
You ready to go?
760
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,086
Yeah.
761
00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:42,483
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
that I walk through ♪
762
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:48,228
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
763
00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:54,539
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
keeping me from you ♪
764
00:40:54,582 --> 00:41:00,936
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
765
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,722
♪ Close to you
766
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:08,509
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
767
00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:13,775
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
768
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:16,952
♪ Now this might be a mistake
769
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:20,216
♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
770
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:25,918
♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪