1 00:00:00,368 --> 00:00:01,700 Previously on Good Trouble... 2 00:00:01,736 --> 00:00:03,602 This is Mariana Adams Foster. 3 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,572 - For real? You're an engineer? - Yes. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,474 We'll get you started on some data entry. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,753 MARIANA: I was hired to develop software. 6 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,611 I'm team leader. I assign the work and the time that it takes. 7 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,558 I've been trying not to say "I'm sorry" as a feminist. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,460 - Is it someone's birthday? - My best friend, Sumi. 9 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,628 - MARIANA: I thought that was your girlfriend. - We're engaged! 10 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,552 I want you to be my maid-of-honor. 11 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,621 I just happen to be still in love with her. 12 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,290 This is Rebecca, this is Ben. Fellow clerks. 13 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,636 CALLIE: You're angry that the judge gave me 14 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,660 the Jamal Thompson case. 15 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,362 I don't allow empathy to distort my judgment, 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,331 and I have no use for clerks who do. 17 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,466 You told your friends I'm clerking the Jamal case? 18 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,868 MALIKA: Was I not supposed to? 19 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,614 CALLIE: No one's supposed to know what cases I'm working on. 20 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,506 I could get fired! 21 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,545 ♪ You're on the master list ♪ 22 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,624 ♪ And you ain't ever gonna ♪ 23 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,349 ♪ Get up off of this stage ♪ 24 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,651 ♪ You're gonna be exalted just like a queen ♪ 25 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,753 ♪ Get used to this face ♪ 26 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,556 ♪ Don't go fading out ♪ 27 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:03,328 ♪ Oh, you're fading now ♪ 28 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,596 - Mariana... - Sorry. 29 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,268 ♪ You shine ♪ 30 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,403 ♪ Brighter than all the others ♪ 31 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,453 Good night! 32 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,455 - CALLIE: Mariana! - MARIANA: Sorry. 33 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,561 So, on a scale of one to ten, 34 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,296 how deep is the shit we're in? 35 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,731 A shit-ten. Get it? Like shit-ton? 36 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,535 You sure you can handle another? 37 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,637 I can drink any Harvard grad under the table. 38 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,506 (BEN SCOFFS) We'll see about that. 39 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,585 We knew how to party at Yale. 40 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,776 Harvardians are notoriously boring. 41 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,312 You'll always be ranked number two to our number one. 42 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,414 Have you ever seen the judge that angry before? 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,815 - No. - Nope. 44 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,417 Could you imagine being his kid? 45 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,586 Probably a reason they're both studying abroad. 46 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,554 His son's not. 47 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,256 How do you know? 48 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,492 The judge said he's doing a semester at sea. 49 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,594 Well, he's not. I met him. 50 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,362 - What? - When? 51 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,465 ♪ 52 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,571 That was... awkward. 53 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,672 You think? 54 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,142 - You didn't have to rub it in. - Me? 55 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,344 Wait a minute. I forgot my phone. 56 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,623 You need to get a grip on that thing. 57 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,514 You don't want to miss another important call. 58 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,681 We'll wait for you out here. 59 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,483 Maybe down the street. 60 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,485 Yeah! Yeah, that's true... 61 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,655 ♪ 62 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,626 (KNOCKING) 63 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,533 Sorry, I left my phone in the bathroom. 64 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,434 Come in. 65 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,303 ♪ 66 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,515 We still have company. 67 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,417 Sorry, I thought they were gone. 68 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:18,530 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪ 69 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:22,401 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪ 70 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:27,272 ♪ And then we'll find our peace of mind ♪ 71 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,374 ♪ You and me, bel ami ♪ 72 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:34,580 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪ 73 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,748 What about Justice John Marshall Harlan? 74 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,617 The "Great Dissenter?" 75 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:41,520 You realize he argued against segregation for blacks, 76 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,289 but agreed that Chinese were so different from whites 77 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,569 that they couldn't become U.S. citizens. 78 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,526 So, not so great. 79 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,772 Guess they didn't teach you that at Yale. 80 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,729 What about a case like Gideon v. Wainwright ? 81 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,297 Too easy. 82 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,665 Harlan's not easy? 83 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,434 BEN: How about Lieutenant Watada? 84 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,502 He refused to deploy to Iraq in 2006, 85 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,748 'cause he thought the war was illegal. 86 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,373 Interesting how someone with no political convictions, 87 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,308 chooses Watada, who stood up for his. 88 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,688 BEN: My political conviction is to get Wilson 89 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,546 to feed me to an appellate judge and then the Supreme Court. 90 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,281 So you can change the world? 91 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,450 (SCOFFS) So I can write my ticket 92 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,585 to any law firm in the country and get rich. 93 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,688 - Of course. - Some of us weren't born with a trust fund. 94 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,523 How do you know I have a trust fund? 95 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,625 You don't? 96 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,729 What about Jamal Thompson? 97 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,364 You don't have to keep reminding us 98 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,432 you got the case we all wanted. 99 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,746 I wasn't. Sometimes the last thing you think of 100 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,570 is the thing that's right in front of you. 101 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,739 All right, I will see you all tomorrow at my house. 102 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,307 I'm gonna barbecue. 103 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,609 Oh, and, uh, just so you know, 104 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,458 I've never been stumped, but don't let that stop you from trying. 105 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,582 Remember, case or legal figure. 106 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,664 We're at holiday, and we have to spend it 107 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,455 at his house playing twenty questions. 108 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,658 BEN: Speaking of questions, I have one for Callie. 109 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,406 Remember that girl who entered the courtroom late? 110 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,298 The one Jamal's mother waved over to sit next to her? 111 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,434 Do you know her? 112 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,570 ♪ 113 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,476 Why would you think I know her? 114 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,545 It's just the way you were looking at her. 115 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,216 I saw her... 116 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,483 on the courthouse steps... 117 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,551 protesting. 118 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,221 So, yeah, I recognized her. 119 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:23,455 But you don't know her. 120 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,591 Asked and answered. 121 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,192 All right. 122 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,362 ♪ 123 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,635 DAVIA: All of my friends from home are married, 124 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,239 and a few are even the good kind of pregnant. 125 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,506 On purpose. 126 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,376 I just don't know what I'm doing here. 127 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,478 I never even wanted to be a teacher. 128 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,713 Then why are you? 129 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,449 Because Teach for America helps pay your student loans, 130 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,295 and I thought it would give me time to figure out 131 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,354 what the hell I want to do. I still have no clue. 132 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,222 Maybe I should have stayed in Fitchburg, 133 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:59,591 maybe I'd be married and have a house and a yard. 134 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:03,295 Oh, so Jeff's in town. 135 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,598 - Who's Jeff? - A friend from high school. 136 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,234 - BRYAN: A friend with benefits. - Okay. 137 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,580 And she only talks about moving home 138 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,571 when he's visiting, so... 139 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,439 Yes, he's in town. 140 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,508 In fact, I have to run. We're getting drinks. 141 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,144 Well, have him join us. I want to meet this guy. 142 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,212 Yeah, me too. 143 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,581 He's very... corn-fed. 144 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,450 I love corn! 145 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,486 Don't worry. We'll be nice. 146 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,321 Okay... 147 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:34,192 Oh, I ordered us Veuve, on me. 148 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,328 Okay, Champagne Mami , I see you! 149 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:41,333 - BOTTLE SERVICE: Thank you. - While I may hate working at Speckulate, 150 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,268 I do love those fat paychecks. 151 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:44,469 - Cheers. - Cheers! 152 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,239 Uh, Mariana, could you respond to the group chat 153 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,318 about the Digital Planet account? 154 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:50,242 Oh, yeah, sorry. Doing that now. 155 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,380 _ 156 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,425 (LAUGHTER) 157 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,127 - Jeez! - Very funny, Alex! 158 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,330 Wow, Mariana, I don't think I have to tell you 159 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,565 this is very inappropriate workplace behavior. 160 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,500 You know, I could take this to H.R. 161 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,580 Oh, so could I. This could be considered sexual harassment. 162 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,605 Raj, do you feel harassed? 163 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,441 (LAUGHS) Yeah, a little. 164 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:24,276 I'm just curious: why my boy, Raj? 165 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,311 (INDIAN ACCENT) Hmm? 166 00:07:25,346 --> 00:07:27,412 Because he's the most eligible bachelor 167 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,448 - from Pakistan? - Dude, I'm Indian. 168 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,184 (INDIAN ACCENT) Would you like to charm his snake? 169 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,186 - (ALEX LAUGHS) - You think you're being funny? 170 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,253 Talk about harassment. 171 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:38,290 Come on, Raj knows I'm kidding, right, Raj? 172 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,493 It's fine. 173 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,428 (INDIAN ACCENT) This snake can't be tamed! 174 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,397 (LAUGHING) There it is. 175 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,632 See, not everybody's so sensitive. 176 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,234 If you wanna be part of the team, 177 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,869 you gotta learn to take a joke, Mariana. 178 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,507 So we can add racist on top of sexist 179 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,376 and overall douchiness. 180 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,178 - Ugh. - At least you're making bank, girl. 181 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,246 I'm hardly getting by. 182 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,383 So where's your sister tonight? 183 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:06,585 Don't you mean, where's Gael tonight? 184 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,553 No, and I know where he is. 185 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,355 - Mmm. - He went to see his parents. 186 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:11,568 Okay, well, don't put her in the middle. 187 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:14,126 Don't worry. I'm Sweden. 188 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,128 Yeah, I think you mean Switzerland. 189 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,597 Well, she's working as always. 190 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,465 Not always... 191 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,200 JEFF: Hey there, beautiful. 192 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,236 DAVIA: Hi! 193 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,153 MEERA: So my brother's gonna be my "best man," 194 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,354 and then we're gonna share bridesmaids. 195 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,412 I want a big traditional wedding. 196 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,280 Anything Baby wants... 197 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,315 Aww... 198 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,552 Oh, Alice, what are those flowers you always get me? 199 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,530 - he ones I love so much? - Peonies. 200 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,943 I want those. Oh, and there's this wedding planning site 201 00:08:44,944 --> 00:08:47,392 called ITheeWed. biz, which is supposed to be really helpful. 202 00:08:47,428 --> 00:08:48,571 Okay, yeah, I'll check it out. 203 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,639 There's a registration fee. 204 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,329 I'll Venmo you. 205 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,532 Don't worry. I got it. 206 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:57,021 So we are trying to figure out where to get married. 207 00:08:57,022 --> 00:08:59,204 - What do you think? - How about you get married 208 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:02,107 up your stupid little ass, you bitch? 209 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:06,478 - What do you think? - Maybe a beach wedding might be nice. 210 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:10,248 Or we could get married here on the roof. 211 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,184 I mean, it's beautiful at sunset. 212 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,586 And we could have, like, gardenias floating in the pool. 213 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,488 - Hey, babe, we gotta go. - Oh, great, okay. 214 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,427 - Love you! - Love you, too. 215 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:31,269 - Don't even say it. - Why are you doing this? 216 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,238 It's like exposure therapy, okay? 217 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,517 If I help her plan this wedding, 218 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,586 then I'll be numb to the fact that she's not marrying me. 219 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,543 And if she's a total bridezilla, 220 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,213 maybe I'll even end up hating her. 221 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:45,450 Hey, Alice, the WI-FI's still real spotty in my loft. 222 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:48,453 I just had this guy install this extender last week. 223 00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:50,589 Yeah, well, the signal still sucks. 224 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,290 So, look, I think it's only fair 225 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,370 that I don't pay my part of the internet bill anymore. 226 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,194 Okay. 227 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:59,197 Yeah, that, um, sounds reasonable, I guess. 228 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,298 Perf. 229 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,894 Oh, um, we're out of toilet paper, too. 230 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,369 I'll take care of it. 231 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:11,309 Okay, so I drew a penis and balls 232 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,211 with sharpie on the white board. 233 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:15,247 And then with a dry-erase pen, 234 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,350 I drew a tail and floppy ears, 235 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,485 eyes, whiskers so it looked like a dog. 236 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:23,188 And when Mrs. Hillebrand went to wipe it off... 237 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,489 Only the penis was left. 238 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:27,325 The look on her face was priceless. 239 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,594 You can't complain about being a teacher ever again. 240 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,531 - (PHONE BUZZING) - Yeah, karma's a bitch. 241 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,400 - Oh, that's weird. - What? 242 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,235 My house alarm just went off. 243 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:38,581 Probably nothing, it's probably just the dog. 244 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,638 I'll be right back. 245 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,273 - Okay. - Okay. 246 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,442 So, he's fantastic. 247 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,511 And so into you. 248 00:10:46,547 --> 00:10:49,548 Are you sure this is just friends with benefits? 249 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,283 Ohhh, maybe more. 250 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,264 Okay, well, I have to pee. 251 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:56,522 - Order another round on me. - Absolutely! 252 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,271 Yeah, if it was the motion sensor in the living room, 253 00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,594 it was probably the dog. 254 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,262 No, I'm actually out of town right now. 255 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:05,497 Did you try my wife? 256 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,434 Okay, you should have her cell phone on record. 257 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,203 Okay, thanks. 258 00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:21,496 ♪ 259 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,236 ♪ You're nothing till you're not ♪ 260 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:32,107 ♪ Are you a big shot ♪ 261 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:36,511 ♪ Are you all about the play? ♪ 262 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:40,348 ♪ I want to be played ♪ 263 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,449 _ 264 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,289 Is this gonna be, like, a nightly thing? 265 00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:52,327 - What? - Going out? Drinking? 266 00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,095 It's not like I have a demanding job. 267 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:58,233 Also, I heard you went out with Jamie the other night. 268 00:11:58,268 --> 00:11:59,367 Thanks for sharing. 269 00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:00,836 Who told you that? 270 00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,305 Bryan. 271 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,273 He said he and Gael saw you out. 272 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,419 Was that, like, totally awkward? 273 00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:09,077 Why is Bryan talking to you about me? 274 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:12,113 I don't know, I guess he's just curious about you and Gael, 275 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,316 but I told him I'm Sweden. 276 00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:16,184 Oh, wait... Switzerland? 277 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,321 Where are you going now? 278 00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:21,089 Getting dressed for work 279 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:23,224 so I can just roll out of bed in the morning. 280 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,260 It's not like you to just give up on your job. 281 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:28,463 I'm not, I'm biding time. 282 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,166 Being patient, blah blah blah... 283 00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,402 Oh, I need your advice on something. 284 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:35,470 Like you'll take it. 285 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,072 I take your advice. 286 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:39,474 Occasionally. 287 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,109 Anyway... 288 00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,545 Davia's been hooking up with this guy from her hometown 289 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,313 when he's in L.A. on business, 290 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,550 and I overheard him on the phone talking about his wife. 291 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,352 He's married! 292 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,355 And Davia's talking about how she's falling for him 293 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,256 and how she wants to move home to Wisconsin. 294 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,493 - Should I tell her? - No. 295 00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:01,162 It's always the messenger who gets shot. 296 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,032 Just... stay out of it. 297 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,067 Seriously. 298 00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:07,503 Mariana? 299 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,437 ♪ ♪ 300 00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,509 Mariana! 301 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,211 Can you come with me, please? 302 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,213 Uh, yeah... 303 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,156 Am I in trouble? 304 00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,191 Oh, no no... 305 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,403 We'd like you to be in the photo 306 00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,260 for our new career page, 307 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,395 highlighting our engineers. 308 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:37,265 Well, I've only been working here for a couple weeks. 309 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,168 No worries, we want to show our fresh new faces, too. 310 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:45,507 (PHOTOGRAPH SNAPPING) 311 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,242 We've worked hard at Speckulate 312 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,544 to nurture a diverse and inclusive workplace, 313 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,515 where everyone has equal opportunity to participate and rise 314 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:57,419 in a safe and supportive environment. 315 00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,087 I think you'd fit in great. 316 00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,222 Wow, that sounds amazing. 317 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,324 - When do I start? - (ANGELA LAUGHS) 318 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,493 ANGELA: Now, uh, if you'll just jump on in there... 319 00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,297 Then later this afternoon, 320 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,367 we'll do the on camera interviews for digital. 321 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,269 Wait, uh, interviews for what? 322 00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:15,504 Just how great the culture is. 323 00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,138 You know, that kind of thing. 324 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,619 MARIANA: The culture sucks! 325 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:22,644 So does this so-called "diversity." 326 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,413 Most of our engineering staff are white guys, 327 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,615 but who do they cherry-pick to put on the jobs page? 328 00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,651 The handful of women and people of color. 329 00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:32,387 So what else is new? 330 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:35,690 Every company, every school tries to advertise as "diverse." 331 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,425 Doesn't it bother you? 332 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,700 (SCOFFS) Does it bother me that 333 00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:40,662 eighty percent of tech execs are white 334 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,597 and fifteen percent of engineers are women? 335 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,432 (SARCASTIC) Um, yeah! 336 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,500 Well, you know what? 337 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,602 I got sold a bill of goods in my interview, 338 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,437 and I'm not gonna help perpetuate a lie 339 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,273 that this is a female-friendly, diverse workplace. 340 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,741 Okay, so, what are you gonna do? 341 00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:56,644 Tell it like it is. 342 00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:02,483 - Do you know Claudia in engineering? - No. 343 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,519 I'll tell you why... 344 00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:06,220 She told it like it is 345 00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:08,623 and suddenly left to seek other opportunities. 346 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,391 And her male colleague? 347 00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:12,427 Yeah, he got promoted. 348 00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,563 Am I frustrated that I have to work twice as hard 349 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,532 to get half as far as white men? 350 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:22,370 Hell yeah! But blowing up your career 351 00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:25,239 is not gonna change the culture around here, Mariana. 352 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,409 You can vent to me anytime, 353 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,344 but I would hate for us to lose 354 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,280 another talented Latina engineer. 355 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,617 See you in a bit. 356 00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:38,419 ♪ 357 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,725 So great to finally meet you, Callie. 358 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,493 Rebecca and Ben just arrived. 359 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,409 CALLIE: Hey, are you guys bringing anything tomorrow? 360 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,566 - I'm not. - Me either. 361 00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:55,703 Oh, these flowers are gorgeous, Ben, thank you! 362 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,438 And Rebecca, I can't wait to open 363 00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,474 this lovely bottle of Château Margaux. 364 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,575 Welcome! 365 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,521 Well, I hope you're hungry. I'm grilling steaks. 366 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,512 I'm so happy to finally meet you all. 367 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,548 I always insist that he invite his new clerks to the house, 368 00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,317 but we've been so busy. 369 00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:12,320 I'm curious to learn what you've chosen to try to stump me with. 370 00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,622 Now Curtis, don't talk shop the whole time. 371 00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:17,391 In this house, I'm the judge and jury. 372 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:20,294 Your Honor, permission to approach the bench? 373 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,330 Proceed. 374 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,167 I'm gonna go put these flowers in some water. 375 00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:31,272 Well, I think I have chosen a very challenging case 376 00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,641 or legal figure for you three to guess. 377 00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:35,309 Uh, we're playing, too? 378 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:37,445 Of course! And I've added a twist. 379 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,414 Whomever guesses first, if anyone guesses at all, 380 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,718 gets to steal a case of their choice from another clerk. 381 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,653 ♪ 382 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,659 So, how do you like your steaks cooked? 383 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,016 (GIGGLING) 384 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,788 ♪ I've sifted through a desert ♪ 385 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,724 ♪ In my heart ♪ 386 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,061 - DAVIA: I've been thinking... - JEFF: Mm-hmm? 387 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,097 DAVIA: ... about maybe moving back home. 388 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,167 Be closer to my family, closer to you. 389 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,105 I love my kids, they're bright and they want to learn, 390 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,941 but my classroom's too big. 391 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,010 Each kid's at a different level. 392 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,080 They only gave me six weeks of training before I started. 393 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,815 They deserve a real teacher. 394 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,850 They're lucky to have a teacher who cares. 395 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,754 It's hard not to care too much. 396 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,924 They don't have the resources they deserve. 397 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,060 Without support, I see why teachers burn out, you know? 398 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,963 What would you do back home? 399 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,066 Hmmm, get a less stressful job, 400 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,135 like a bomb defuser. 401 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,906 - Ooooo. - (LAUGHTER) 402 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,841 We could see more of each other. 403 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,110 - Mm-hmm. - Is that something you want? 404 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,847 It's something that I'd very much want. 405 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,051 ♪ You are so good to me ♪ 406 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,230 LIBBY: So Ben, where are you from? 407 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,021 Denver, born and raised. 408 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,924 - You must be a Broncos fan. - Yes, ma'am. 409 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,126 So how do you feel about the NFL fining players 410 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,994 who kneel during the anthem? 411 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,130 I think a private employer has the right 412 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,999 to set standards of conduct and enact reprisals if need be. 413 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,246 I don't find it appropriate that they disrespect the anthem 414 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,871 when there are other methods to getting their point across. 415 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,973 I think the NFL is right in punishing them. 416 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,008 Sounds like the senator from Texas speaking. 417 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,779 Do you ever break ranks with your grandfather? 418 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,958 Not if I want to stay in the will. 419 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:36,982 (JUDGE WILSON LAUGHS) 420 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,216 Fair enough... Callie? 421 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,186 I think it's a clear violation of the First Amendment. 422 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,156 I'm so tired of liberals misinterpreting the First Amendment. 423 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,125 As opposed to conservatives using it to allow corporations 424 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,794 to buy off political candidates 425 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,073 and discriminate against gay people? 426 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,230 Technically, freedom of speech only protects citizens 427 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,832 from government censorship. 428 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,168 When the President of the United States is pressuring 429 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,770 a private employer to adopt a punitive workplace rule, 430 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,772 that is government censorship. 431 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,042 Not to mention the NFL changed their terms of employment 432 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,011 without consulting the players' union, 433 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,046 which is a violation of good-faith bargaining, 434 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,082 and against the law. 435 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,818 - That's a stretch. - Yeah, agreed. 436 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,120 - I disagree. - See? Ha. 437 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,200 I don't like the kneeling during our national anthem, 438 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,957 but Callie makes a compelling argument 439 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,827 for why this expressive conduct should be protected. 440 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,242 So what do you all do for fun? 441 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,244 Your husband doesn't give us much time to have fun. 442 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,802 I sing in a quartet. 443 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,171 Oh, that's interesting! 444 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,241 - Callie? - When I have spare time, I usually spend it 445 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,977 having casual sex with a guy in my building. 446 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,881 I like photography and art. 447 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,916 Nice. 448 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,217 What about you and the judge? 449 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,153 We play golf, see friends... 450 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,822 WILSON: Yeah, with the kids away at college, 451 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,059 it's nice to have her to myself. 452 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,861 What colleges do your kids go to? 453 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,996 Oh, they both are studying abroad at the moment. 454 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,799 LIBBY: Allison's at Smith, but she's doing a year in France. 455 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:06,237 And Tate's at Berkeley, but he's doing a semester at sea. 456 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,973 Oh, Berkeley, that's a pretty liberal university. 457 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,208 Mmm, so was Stanford, but I came out okay. 458 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,247 So? Are we ready to play the game? 459 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,282 Hmm? 460 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,986 Who wants to go first? 461 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,820 BEN: I'll go. 462 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,122 - Is it a legal character? - No. 463 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,257 So it's a legal case. 464 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958 Was it heard by the Supreme Court? 465 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,994 - Yes. - Was it a split 5-4 decision? 466 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,996 - Yes. - Was it politically controversial? 467 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,031 Yes! 468 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,165 Is it Bush v. Gore ? 469 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,202 Are you a mind reader? 470 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,970 ♪ 471 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,943 Wait, so we never needed that extender? 472 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,178 No, you need a new router. 473 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,080 Can I at least return the extender? 474 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,082 It's a refurbished one, so no. 475 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,018 Well, we can't afford a new router right now. 476 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,186 Okay, then... 477 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,088 Service call's ninety bucks. 478 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,889 You misdiagnosed the problem last time. 479 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,169 Why should I have to pay another service call? 480 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,026 Because I got a wife with cancer, 481 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,260 a child with a disability, 482 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,796 - and a dog with... - Okay, okay, okay, just... 483 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,897 Jeez! 484 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,132 I'm sorry. 485 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,101 Wow, sorry. 486 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,081 Let me know if you want me to install that new router. 487 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,271 Can I just ask, is that gonna be another service call? 488 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,806 Well, yeah. 489 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:20,945 Did he pimp our WI-FI? 490 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,047 No, I wish. The Coterie's out of money this month. 491 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,082 Oh, hey Alice, we're out of toilet paper. 492 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,295 I just bought more this morning. 493 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,018 But if the Coterie's out of money, 494 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,920 how are you paying for all this toilet paper? 495 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,155 Don't worry about it, okay? 496 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,234 It's... I've got it covered. 497 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,824 Out of pocket? 498 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,960 Look, I made a commitment to serve this community. 499 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,828 And as ridiculous as it may sound, 500 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,308 that includes providing free toilet paper, okay? 501 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,133 For everyone, okay? For you, for me... 502 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,068 Just... people rely on me, 503 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,170 and I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna let them down. 504 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,905 - Okay? - Okay. 505 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940 Let go. 506 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,951 You want to pray about it? 507 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,048 So I guessed it. Bush v. Gore . 508 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,287 No! 509 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,824 No, do you really think that I would choose such an obvious case? 510 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,796 - Was this a 21st century case? - Yes. 511 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,798 - Was Justice Scalia on the court? - Yes. 512 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,900 - Did Scalia write the dissenting opinion? - No. 513 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,880 Was the petitioner an individual or a corporation? 514 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:18,969 Yes or no questions only. 515 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,238 - Individual? - I'm sorry, you lost your turn. 516 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,940 Was the petitioner an individual? 517 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,241 Yes, multiple individuals. 518 00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,121 Can we take a time out? I need to use the restroom. 519 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,145 Hand over your phone. 520 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,879 You calling me a cheater? 521 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,958 I'm not calling you a saint. 522 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:33,818 How about we just finish the game after dessert? 523 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,886 Let's make some room. 524 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,254 ♪ 525 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,229 So listen, the case is Glossip v. Gross. 526 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,834 I hate it when Curtis pits his clerks against each other, 527 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,836 and I like you best, so... 528 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,871 Just wrap it up and put an end to this. 529 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,873 (MOTOR REVVING) 530 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,979 Oh, early day? 531 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,815 No... 532 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,784 I have to change for a work interview. 533 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,085 This is too wrinkly. 534 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,221 Maybe if you didn't sleep in your clothes... 535 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,223 It buys me ten extra minutes of sleep. 536 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,158 What's this interview about? 537 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,160 (SIGHING) They want me to talk about 538 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,929 how great it is to work at Speckulate. 539 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,165 I feel like a total sellout. 540 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,169 Why aren't you at work? 541 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:30,040 I called in sick to spend the day in bed with Jeff. 542 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,942 He wants me to move back to Wisconsin. 543 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,487 I feel like I have to tell you something. 544 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,054 I overheard Jeff talking on the phone about... 545 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,090 his wife. 546 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,860 He's married, Davia. 547 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:52,998 I know. 548 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,190 How long have you known? 549 00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:04,403 Since I sang at their wedding. 550 00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:06,994 (SCOFFS) They're not happy. 551 00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,129 But still... 552 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,066 How can you date a married man? 553 00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:14,401 How can you say how great it is to work at Speckulate? 554 00:24:14,437 --> 00:24:18,072 You do it for the big fat paycheck... 555 00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:20,040 I do it for the sex. 556 00:24:20,076 --> 00:24:23,410 And because he gets me, and he makes me feel good about myself. 557 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,381 So you do you, and I'll do me. 558 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,985 ♪ 559 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,470 Who did this? 560 00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:54,440 Who... who clogged the toilet with a shit-ton waste of paper? 561 00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:57,343 Are you kidding? We're supposed to be sharing resources, 562 00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,380 not just flushing it down the toilet, okay? 563 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:05,051 I'm not gonna drown every ounce of toilet paper... 564 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:07,053 and Mother Earth... down the drain, okay? 565 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,528 And someone else can do it for once! 566 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,327 ♪ 567 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,995 I'm not gonna do it! 568 00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:18,364 You get one more question each, then you have to guess. 569 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,100 - Was it a 2nd Amendment case? - No. 570 00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:23,269 Did the case deal with administrative law? 571 00:25:23,305 --> 00:25:24,404 No. 572 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,306 Was it a civil or criminal case? 573 00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:32,011 I just told Rebecca yes or no questions only. 574 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,212 Sorry, you lose your turn, 575 00:25:33,248 --> 00:25:34,368 and you have to guess first. 576 00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,083 What's my case? 577 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,218 LIBBY: Glossip v. Gross. 578 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,424 Are you Hill v. McDonough? 579 00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,361 No. 580 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,429 WILSON: Rebecca? 581 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,264 Are you Burwell v. Hobby Lobby? 582 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,433 I am not. Two down, one to go. 583 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,435 Ben. 584 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,337 Are you Glossip v. Gross? 585 00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:02,342 I am... 586 00:26:02,377 --> 00:26:04,077 not. 587 00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:08,147 I'm Hollingsworth v. Perry. 588 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,020 You're welcome to turn over the card 589 00:26:14,055 --> 00:26:15,088 if you don't believe me. 590 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,324 Of course, I believe you, Your Honor. 591 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,299 So... 592 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,201 What do you three geniuses have for me? 593 00:26:30,472 --> 00:26:32,205 ♪ 594 00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:41,381 You look nice. 595 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,015 I mean, uh, did you change? 596 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,364 Are you doing this interview? 597 00:26:46,388 --> 00:26:48,321 Yeah, we sort of have to. 598 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,690 And you're fine with saying how diverse and inclusive 599 00:26:50,725 --> 00:26:52,358 the culture is here? 600 00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:55,061 Aren't you sick of putting up with people like Alex and Sam? 601 00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,407 I mean, don't you ever want to say something? 602 00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:58,131 All the time! 603 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,400 But if I do, you know that'll just make things worse. 604 00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:04,036 Well, you may be able to play that game, but... 605 00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:05,449 They want to know what it's like to work here, 606 00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:06,973 I'm gonna tell them. 607 00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,174 And if I get fired, 608 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,309 then at least someone had the guts to speak up. 609 00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:12,311 ♪ 610 00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:17,250 (ALICE GRUNTS) 611 00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:21,087 Why are you doing that? 612 00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:22,255 Who else is gonna do it? 613 00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,223 No one as long as everyone knows you will. 614 00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:29,295 Can't believe I lost it over toilet paper. 615 00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,063 I'm an awful person. 616 00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:33,266 You know, if you were an awful person, 617 00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:34,412 I'd still be living in my car. 618 00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:37,003 Come on, that was nothing. 619 00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,372 Nothing? You split your loft for me. 620 00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:43,142 You gave me a safe place to live 621 00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:45,044 where I had friends and support. 622 00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:47,447 That was not "nothing." 623 00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,283 But you also set boundaries. 624 00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:52,418 You gave me three months to get on my feet, 625 00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:55,021 get a better job, and pay the rent. 626 00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:56,189 Or else I'd have to go. 627 00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:57,457 - I said that? - Yes. 628 00:27:57,492 --> 00:28:00,259 - That's so mean. - I'm gonna smack you. 629 00:28:00,295 --> 00:28:01,994 You were much nicer back then. 630 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:04,070 That's because I didn't know you, now we're family. 631 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,078 You gotta stop letting people take advantage of you. 632 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:09,435 I have commitments, okay? 633 00:28:09,471 --> 00:28:11,437 You are not the Mother Teresa of ass-wiping. 634 00:28:11,473 --> 00:28:14,006 You don't have to give people free toilet paper 635 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,075 or plan Sumi's stupid wedding. 636 00:28:18,012 --> 00:28:19,290 Sometimes you gotta break your commitments 637 00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:20,980 to take care of yourself, Alice. 638 00:28:23,318 --> 00:28:25,284 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 639 00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:34,961 ♪ 640 00:28:40,335 --> 00:28:42,168 Oh, good, come on in. 641 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,440 ♪ 642 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,052 Please give us your name and position. 643 00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:02,355 My name is Mariana Adams Foster. 644 00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:03,422 I'm an engineer. 645 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:07,059 And tell us what it's like working at Speckulate. 646 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,995 ♪ 647 00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:12,999 CASEY: Blowing up your career 648 00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:15,234 is not gonna change the culture around here, Mariana. 649 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,004 You can vent to me anytime, 650 00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,006 but I would hate for us to lose 651 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,008 another talented Latina engineer. 652 00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:29,432 Tell us what it's like, working at Speckulate. 653 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,339 It sucks. 654 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,308 The culture is sexist and racist, 655 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,576 and it's a big boys' club. 656 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,184 It's great! 657 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,418 It's a real meritocracy. 658 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,321 There's a lot of opportunity for growth. 659 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:56,559 ♪ 660 00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,619 - Am I considered a conservative figure? - No. 661 00:30:04,655 --> 00:30:06,388 - Am I a defendant? - No. 662 00:30:06,423 --> 00:30:07,656 - Am I Hayward Patterson? - No. 663 00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:09,324 - Am I Dred Scott? - No. 664 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:10,536 - Am I on the Supreme Court? - No. 665 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,693 - Am I a president? - No. 666 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,439 Did I ever work for the United States government? 667 00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,674 - No. - Am I a well known activist? 668 00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,364 - No. - Am I considered a jurist? 669 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,334 - No. - Do I apply the law on behalf of clients? 670 00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,236 - No. - Am I a U.S. citizen? 671 00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,370 - Yes. - Am I a man? 672 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,705 - Yes. - Am I from the South? 673 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,475 - Yes. - Have I ever been accused of committing a crime? 674 00:30:27,511 --> 00:30:28,511 Yes. 675 00:30:29,293 --> 00:30:33,061 - Am I John W. Terry? - No. 676 00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,031 You're down to your last two questions. 677 00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:38,266 Only two? Are you sure? 678 00:30:38,302 --> 00:30:40,422 Maybe you're about to get stumped for the first time. 679 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:42,404 Are you mocking me, Ben? 680 00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:45,073 (CLEARING THROAT) Uh, no, no sir. 681 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,160 Have I been involved in a high profile case 682 00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:49,195 within the last decade? 683 00:30:49,229 --> 00:30:51,296 - Yes. - Last question. 684 00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:52,331 I'm aware. 685 00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:57,570 Was the case tried in Florida? 686 00:30:57,604 --> 00:30:58,604 Yes. 687 00:31:00,307 --> 00:31:02,240 Who are you? 688 00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:05,177 Am I petitioner Terrence Jamar Graham? 689 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,346 You are not! 690 00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:11,284 (LAUGHING) 691 00:31:21,495 --> 00:31:23,094 Is this a joke? 692 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:26,198 How is Hulk Hogan considered a legal character? 693 00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:28,433 - Because of his suit against Gawker. - Yeah. 694 00:31:34,341 --> 00:31:37,342 I can't say that your choice was terribly clever 695 00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,377 or completely legitimate, 696 00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:41,079 but I'll concede defeat. 697 00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:43,548 Thank you for coming. 698 00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:45,083 I know you have work to do, 699 00:31:45,118 --> 00:31:47,252 seeing as you're all behind on your casework. 700 00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:49,087 See that you're caught up by Monday morning. 701 00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:52,357 ♪ 702 00:32:04,204 --> 00:32:06,071 So much for my Norma Rae moment. 703 00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:09,074 It's an old movie. 704 00:32:09,109 --> 00:32:11,076 My moms love it. 705 00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:13,078 My grandfather's favorite movie was Rocky. 706 00:32:14,314 --> 00:32:16,481 (INDIAN ACCENT) Every champion was once a contender 707 00:32:16,516 --> 00:32:18,350 who refused to give up. 708 00:32:20,354 --> 00:32:22,120 I made the mistake of imitating him once, 709 00:32:22,155 --> 00:32:23,466 and now Alex thinks it's okay for him 710 00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:26,057 to put on an Indian accent and make jokes. 711 00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:28,427 Why do you laugh? 712 00:32:31,298 --> 00:32:33,331 I guess to make them feel more comfortable 713 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:36,101 with me being different than them, 714 00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:38,436 and prove I'm not too sensitive. 715 00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,205 Why do we make them comfortable 716 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560 when we're the ones getting hurt? 717 00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:45,510 To get ahead, we have to fit in to succeed. 718 00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:50,482 Okay, don't laugh, but... 719 00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:52,384 In high school I dyed my hair blonde 720 00:32:52,419 --> 00:32:54,319 so I would make the dance team. 721 00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:55,453 (RAJ LAUGHS) 722 00:32:55,489 --> 00:32:57,188 I just said "don't laugh." 723 00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,368 Sorry, I'm not laughing at you. 724 00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,158 I... 725 00:33:00,193 --> 00:33:02,360 dyed my hair, too... in high school. 726 00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:05,430 Frosted tips to fit in with my skater friends. 727 00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:07,165 Wow! 728 00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:13,004 I thought, after school, we'd be done with all that. 729 00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:16,074 Thought it'd be different in the workplace. 730 00:33:17,511 --> 00:33:18,576 Me, too. 731 00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:21,446 Alex and Sam are lucky they can just be themselves. 732 00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:24,316 As a woman, I can't even wear a dress to work, 733 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:26,217 because people won't take me seriously. 734 00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:28,520 Well, I take you seriously. 735 00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,456 And the next time we go out as a team, you're coming with. 736 00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:36,294 Honestly, I really don't want to hang out socially with Alex or Sam. 737 00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:38,096 Honestly, me either. 738 00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:39,264 (BOTH LAUGH) 739 00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:43,335 Well, maybe we can just get a drink one night. 740 00:33:45,205 --> 00:33:46,304 RAJ: Anytime. 741 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:47,340 How about tonight? 742 00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,176 Sure! 743 00:33:54,548 --> 00:33:57,549 I wish you could fly out in the morning. 744 00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:59,551 I know, me too. 745 00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:02,220 I've got meetings. 746 00:34:04,191 --> 00:34:06,458 So listen, I've been thinking... 747 00:34:08,095 --> 00:34:10,215 You should extend your contract to Teach for America. 748 00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:13,131 I think you're idealizing home, 749 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,606 just because you're struggling here. 750 00:34:16,236 --> 00:34:20,405 I envy that you left, and you live in this cool place in this great city. 751 00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:24,342 I wish I'd had the courage to leave. 752 00:34:25,545 --> 00:34:28,046 I think I'm just saying... 753 00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:30,148 to just give it more time 754 00:34:30,183 --> 00:34:31,449 before you decide to move home. 755 00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:36,194 You were always meant for more than just Fitchburg. 756 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,257 You're right. 757 00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,259 I'll be back in a few weeks. 758 00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:44,262 - I'll call you then? - Sure. 759 00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:48,233 ♪ I dreamt of the vast empty ♪ 760 00:34:48,268 --> 00:34:52,404 ♪ I dreamt it was the sea ♪ 761 00:34:52,439 --> 00:34:56,307 ♪ I dreamt that you'd sing me to sleep, ♪ 762 00:34:56,343 --> 00:35:00,345 ♪ A nd in the morning touch my cheek and say ♪ 763 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:05,016 ♪ Wake up ♪ ♪ You been dreamin' ♪ 764 00:35:05,052 --> 00:35:09,087 ♪ The day away, the day away ♪ 765 00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:13,158 Here's to being the first clerks to ever stump Wilson. 766 00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:14,393 Which we're all gonna pay for. 767 00:35:17,497 --> 00:35:20,165 - Another round? - Not for me. 768 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,880 We have a lot of work to do before Monday. 769 00:35:23,136 --> 00:35:25,403 I'll take a rain check on drinking you under the table. 770 00:35:25,439 --> 00:35:26,439 Anytime. 771 00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:30,119 I still can't get over the judge hiding his son upstairs. 772 00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,342 You get any idea why? 773 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:38,450 We still have company. 774 00:35:38,485 --> 00:35:41,152 Sorry, I thought they were gone. 775 00:35:41,188 --> 00:35:44,089 ♪ ♪ 776 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:56,234 You, uh, showed a lot of character today. 777 00:35:56,269 --> 00:35:58,714 I know Libby told you that the case was Glossip v. Gross. 778 00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:01,106 You could have cheated tonight, but you didn't. 779 00:36:01,141 --> 00:36:03,441 To me that earned you the right to keep your case. 780 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:08,346 I expect that information to stay between us. 781 00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:10,181 Of course. 782 00:36:11,318 --> 00:36:12,318 Thank you. 783 00:36:16,389 --> 00:36:18,056 Good night. 784 00:36:18,091 --> 00:36:20,425 ♪ ♪ 785 00:36:22,262 --> 00:36:23,262 No. 786 00:36:27,951 --> 00:36:29,918 ♪ ♪ 787 00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:41,729 Hi. 788 00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:42,831 Hi. 789 00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:52,640 Uh, I know that you've all come to depend on me. 790 00:36:52,676 --> 00:36:54,709 Not to say that I'm not... 791 00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:56,544 Not that I'm not dependable. 792 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,879 I'm very dependable. 793 00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,817 (EXHALING) I feel horrible, you know... 794 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,819 Because I know I made a promise. 795 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:09,824 But after lengthy deliberation and input 796 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:14,963 from some Coterie members that shall remain nameless, um... 797 00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:16,631 I am s... sor... 798 00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,500 (SOTTO VOICE) Dammit. 799 00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:21,870 Um... 800 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,606 I'm not pleased to announce that I will no longer 801 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,642 be providing communal toilet paper. 802 00:37:29,546 --> 00:37:33,514 Okay... Is that all? 803 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:34,782 Yes, uh... 804 00:37:34,818 --> 00:37:35,862 I'm happy to take questions. 805 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:36,918 (GENERAL MURMURING) 806 00:37:36,953 --> 00:37:38,753 - Okay, cool. - All right, whatever. 807 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,525 There's... there's chips! I made salsa. 808 00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:46,728 - Self-respect. - Yeah. 809 00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:48,529 - Doesn't it feel good? - Mm-hmm. 810 00:37:48,565 --> 00:37:49,664 (ALICE CLEARS THROAT) 811 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,901 ♪ ♪ 812 00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,904 Oh! 813 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:17,940 Hey! 814 00:38:20,176 --> 00:38:21,709 Hi. 815 00:38:21,744 --> 00:38:23,978 Guys, this is my co-worker, Raj. 816 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:25,146 - Hi. - Hi, how's it going? 817 00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:26,992 MARIANA: And this is Davia, and this is Bryan. 818 00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,951 - RAJ: Hey. - (GASPING) Quick, Mariana! 819 00:38:29,986 --> 00:38:31,106 Look over on your far right. 820 00:38:32,055 --> 00:38:33,754 - Gray jacket. - (GASPS) 821 00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,023 Oooo, yes! One hundred percent. 822 00:38:36,059 --> 00:38:39,827 That is so my type. I would climb him like a tree. 823 00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:42,029 (LAUGHTER) 824 00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:54,842 Oh, fudge! 825 00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:01,916 SUMI: Alice, are you in here? 826 00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:07,723 Yeah. 827 00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:10,998 SUMI: I wanted to talk to you about bridesmaids dresses. 828 00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:17,798 Okay, uh, I'll be right out. 829 00:39:18,868 --> 00:39:20,101 Okay. 830 00:39:20,136 --> 00:39:21,702 Love you. 831 00:39:22,972 --> 00:39:25,907 (SNIFFLING) I love you, too. 832 00:39:29,045 --> 00:39:31,712 ♪ What is happening here? ♪ 833 00:39:33,149 --> 00:39:36,717 ♪ Are we all about to disappear? ♪ 834 00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:38,953 (CRYING) 835 00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:43,024 ♪ Are we holding in our hands the last chance? ♪ 836 00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,797 I can go it alone from here. 837 00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,952 I don't mind. You, uh, shouldn't walk alone at night. 838 00:39:52,935 --> 00:39:56,003 Anyway, if I was wrong about Glossip v. Gross, 839 00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:57,905 why not turn over the index card? 840 00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,106 Unless I was right, 841 00:39:59,142 --> 00:40:01,809 and the judge didn't want me to win. 842 00:40:01,844 --> 00:40:02,943 Why? 843 00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:04,812 Maybe he didn't want me to steal your case, 844 00:40:04,847 --> 00:40:06,527 which I never would have done, by the way. 845 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,051 I just don't know how to get Wilson to like me. 846 00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:12,787 I mean, I'm a likable guy, right? 847 00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:16,302 Maybe if you didn't just say what you think he wants to hear. 848 00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:20,061 Look, I'm not the counter-clerk, all right? That's your job. 849 00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,198 This is me. 850 00:40:25,034 --> 00:40:27,835 Oh, you, uh, live in a theater. 851 00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:30,705 - Yeah, the top floors are lofts. - Nice. 852 00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,340 You, uh, got anything to drink up there? 853 00:40:33,109 --> 00:40:34,241 I'm beat. 854 00:40:34,277 --> 00:40:36,110 Yeah. 855 00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:38,045 Yeah, no worries. Maybe... maybe another time. 856 00:40:38,081 --> 00:40:39,180 Thanks for the walk home. 857 00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:40,815 No problem. Good night. 858 00:40:51,227 --> 00:40:53,260 ♪ 859 00:41:14,117 --> 00:41:15,117 You okay? 860 00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:36,330 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -