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Previously on Good Trouble...
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This is Mariana Adams Foster.
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- For real? You're an engineer?
- Yes.
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We'll get you started
on some data entry.
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MARIANA: I was hired
to develop software.
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I'm team leader. I assign the
work and the time that it takes.
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I've been trying not to say
"I'm sorry" as a feminist.
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- Is it someone's birthday?
- My best friend, Sumi.
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- MARIANA: I thought that was your girlfriend.
- We're engaged!
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I want you to be my maid-of-honor.
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I just happen to be
still in love with her.
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This is Rebecca, this
is Ben. Fellow clerks.
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CALLIE: You're angry
that the judge gave me
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the Jamal Thompson case.
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I don't allow empathy
to distort my judgment,
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and I have no use for clerks who do.
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You told your friends I'm
clerking the Jamal case?
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MALIKA: Was I not supposed to?
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CALLIE: No one's supposed to
know what cases I'm working on.
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I could get fired!
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♪ You're on the master list ♪
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♪ And you ain't ever gonna ♪
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♪ Get up off of this stage ♪
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♪ You're gonna be exalted
just like a queen ♪
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♪ Get used to this face ♪
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♪ Don't go fading out ♪
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♪ Oh, you're fading now ♪
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- Mariana...
- Sorry.
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♪ You shine ♪
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♪ Brighter than all the others ♪
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Good night!
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- CALLIE: Mariana!
- MARIANA: Sorry.
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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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how deep is the shit we're in?
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A shit-ten. Get it? Like shit-ton?
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You sure you can handle another?
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I can drink any Harvard
grad under the table.
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(BEN SCOFFS) We'll see about that.
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We knew how to party at Yale.
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Harvardians are notoriously boring.
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You'll always be ranked
number two to our number one.
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Have you ever seen the
judge that angry before?
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- No.
- Nope.
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Could you imagine being his kid?
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Probably a reason they're
both studying abroad.
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His son's not.
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How do you know?
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The judge said he's
doing a semester at sea.
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Well, he's not. I met him.
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- What?
- When?
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♪
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That was... awkward.
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You think?
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- You didn't have to rub it in.
- Me?
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Wait a minute. I forgot my phone.
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You need to get a grip on that thing.
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You don't want to miss
another important call.
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We'll wait for you out here.
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Maybe down the street.
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Yeah! Yeah, that's true...
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♪
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(KNOCKING)
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Sorry, I left my phone in the bathroom.
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Come in.
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♪
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We still have company.
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Sorry, I thought they were gone.
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, bel ami ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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What about Justice John Marshall Harlan?
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The "Great Dissenter?"
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You realize he argued against
segregation for blacks,
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but agreed that Chinese
were so different from whites
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that they couldn't become U.S. citizens.
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So, not so great.
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Guess they didn't
teach you that at Yale.
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What about a case like
Gideon v. Wainwright ?
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Too easy.
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Harlan's not easy?
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BEN: How about Lieutenant Watada?
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He refused to deploy to Iraq in 2006,
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'cause he thought the war was illegal.
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Interesting how someone with
no political convictions,
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chooses Watada, who stood up for his.
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BEN: My political
conviction is to get Wilson
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to feed me to an appellate
judge and then the Supreme Court.
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So you can change the world?
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(SCOFFS) So I can write my ticket
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to any law firm in the
country and get rich.
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- Of course.
- Some of us weren't born with a trust fund.
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How do you know I have a trust fund?
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You don't?
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What about Jamal Thompson?
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You don't have to keep reminding us
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you got the case we all wanted.
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I wasn't. Sometimes the
last thing you think of
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is the thing that's
right in front of you.
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All right, I will see you
all tomorrow at my house.
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I'm gonna barbecue.
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Oh, and, uh, just so you know,
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I've never been stumped, but don't
let that stop you from trying.
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Remember, case or legal figure.
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We're at holiday, and
we have to spend it
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at his house playing twenty questions.
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BEN: Speaking of questions,
I have one for Callie.
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Remember that girl who
entered the courtroom late?
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The one Jamal's mother waved
over to sit next to her?
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Do you know her?
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Why would you think I know her?
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It's just the way you
were looking at her.
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I saw her...
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on the courthouse steps...
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protesting.
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So, yeah, I recognized her.
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But you don't know her.
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Asked and answered.
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All right.
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♪
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DAVIA: All of my friends
from home are married,
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and a few are even the
good kind of pregnant.
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On purpose.
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I just don't know what I'm doing here.
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I never even wanted to be a teacher.
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Then why are you?
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Because Teach for America
helps pay your student loans,
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and I thought it would
give me time to figure out
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what the hell I want to
do. I still have no clue.
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Maybe I should have stayed in Fitchburg,
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maybe I'd be married and
have a house and a yard.
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Oh, so Jeff's in town.
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- Who's Jeff?
- A friend from high school.
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- BRYAN: A friend with benefits.
- Okay.
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And she only talks about moving home
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when he's visiting, so...
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Yes, he's in town.
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In fact, I have to run.
We're getting drinks.
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Well, have him join us.
I want to meet this guy.
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Yeah, me too.
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He's very... corn-fed.
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I love corn!
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Don't worry. We'll be nice.
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Okay...
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Oh, I ordered us Veuve, on me.
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Okay, Champagne Mami , I see you!
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- BOTTLE SERVICE: Thank you.
- While I may hate working at Speckulate,
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I do love those fat paychecks.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Uh, Mariana, could you
respond to the group chat
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about the Digital Planet account?
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Oh, yeah, sorry. Doing that now.
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(LAUGHTER)
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- Jeez!
- Very funny, Alex!
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Wow, Mariana, I don't
think I have to tell you
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this is very inappropriate
workplace behavior.
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You know, I could take this to H.R.
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Oh, so could I. This could be
considered sexual harassment.
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Raj, do you feel harassed?
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(LAUGHS) Yeah, a little.
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I'm just curious: why my boy, Raj?
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(INDIAN ACCENT) Hmm?
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Because he's the most eligible bachelor
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- from Pakistan?
- Dude, I'm Indian.
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(INDIAN ACCENT) Would you
like to charm his snake?
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- (ALEX LAUGHS)
- You think you're being funny?
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Talk about harassment.
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Come on, Raj knows I'm
kidding, right, Raj?
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It's fine.
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(INDIAN ACCENT) This
snake can't be tamed!
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(LAUGHING) There it is.
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See, not everybody's so sensitive.
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If you wanna be part of the team,
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you gotta learn to take a joke, Mariana.
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So we can add racist on top of sexist
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and overall douchiness.
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- Ugh.
- At least you're making bank, girl.
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I'm hardly getting by.
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So where's your sister tonight?
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Don't you mean, where's Gael tonight?
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No, and I know where he is.
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- Mmm.
- He went to see his parents.
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Okay, well, don't put her in the middle.
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Don't worry. I'm Sweden.
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Yeah, I think you mean Switzerland.
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Well, she's working as always.
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Not always...
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JEFF: Hey there, beautiful.
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DAVIA: Hi!
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MEERA: So my brother's
gonna be my "best man,"
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and then we're gonna share bridesmaids.
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I want a big traditional wedding.
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Anything Baby wants...
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Aww...
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Oh, Alice, what are those
flowers you always get me?
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- he ones I love so much?
- Peonies.
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I want those. Oh, and there's
this wedding planning site
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called ITheeWed. biz, which is
supposed to be really helpful.
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Okay, yeah, I'll check it out.
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There's a registration fee.
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I'll Venmo you.
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Don't worry. I got it.
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So we are trying to figure
out where to get married.
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- What do you think?
- How about you get married
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up your stupid little ass, you bitch?
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- What do you think?
- Maybe a beach wedding might be nice.
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Or we could get married
here on the roof.
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I mean, it's beautiful at sunset.
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And we could have, like,
gardenias floating in the pool.
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- Hey, babe, we gotta go.
- Oh, great, okay.
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- Love you!
- Love you, too.
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- Don't even say it.
- Why are you doing this?
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It's like exposure therapy, okay?
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If I help her plan this wedding,
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then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.
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And if she's a total bridezilla,
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maybe I'll even end up hating her.
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Hey, Alice, the WI-FI's
still real spotty in my loft.
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I just had this guy install
this extender last week.
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Yeah, well, the signal still sucks.
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So, look, I think it's only fair
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that I don't pay my part of
the internet bill anymore.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that, um, sounds
reasonable, I guess.
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Perf.
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Oh, um, we're out of toilet paper, too.
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I'll take care of it.
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Okay, so I drew a penis and balls
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with sharpie on the white board.
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And then with a dry-erase pen,
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I drew a tail and floppy ears,
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eyes, whiskers so it looked like a dog.
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And when Mrs. Hillebrand
went to wipe it off...
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Only the penis was left.
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The look on her face was priceless.
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You can't complain about
being a teacher ever again.
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- (PHONE BUZZING)
- Yeah, karma's a bitch.
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- Oh, that's weird.
- What?
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My house alarm just went off.
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Probably nothing, it's
probably just the dog.
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I'll be right back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, he's fantastic.
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And so into you.
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Are you sure this is just
friends with benefits?
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Ohhh, maybe more.
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Okay, well, I have to pee.
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- Order another round on me.
- Absolutely!
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Yeah, if it was the motion
sensor in the living room,
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it was probably the dog.
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No, I'm actually out of town right now.
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Did you try my wife?
256
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,434
Okay, you should have
her cell phone on record.
257
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Okay, thanks.
258
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♪
259
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♪ You're nothing till you're not ♪
260
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♪ Are you a big shot ♪
261
00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:36,511
♪ Are you all about the play? ♪
262
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♪ I want to be played ♪
263
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_
264
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Is this gonna be, like, a nightly thing?
265
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:52,327
- What?
- Going out? Drinking?
266
00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,095
It's not like I have a demanding job.
267
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:58,233
Also, I heard you went out
with Jamie the other night.
268
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Thanks for sharing.
269
00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:00,836
Who told you that?
270
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,305
Bryan.
271
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He said he and Gael saw you out.
272
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,419
Was that, like, totally awkward?
273
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:09,077
Why is Bryan talking to you about me?
274
00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:12,113
I don't know, I guess he's
just curious about you and Gael,
275
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,316
but I told him I'm Sweden.
276
00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:16,184
Oh, wait... Switzerland?
277
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,321
Where are you going now?
278
00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:21,089
Getting dressed for work
279
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:23,224
so I can just roll out
of bed in the morning.
280
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,260
It's not like you to
just give up on your job.
281
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:28,463
I'm not, I'm biding time.
282
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,166
Being patient, blah blah blah...
283
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,402
Oh, I need your advice on something.
284
00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:35,470
Like you'll take it.
285
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,072
I take your advice.
286
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:39,474
Occasionally.
287
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,109
Anyway...
288
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,545
Davia's been hooking up with
this guy from her hometown
289
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,313
when he's in L.A. on business,
290
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,550
and I overheard him on the
phone talking about his wife.
291
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,352
He's married!
292
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,355
And Davia's talking about
how she's falling for him
293
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,256
and how she wants to
move home to Wisconsin.
294
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,493
- Should I tell her?
- No.
295
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:01,162
It's always the messenger who gets shot.
296
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,032
Just... stay out of it.
297
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,067
Seriously.
298
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:07,503
Mariana?
299
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♪ ♪
300
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,509
Mariana!
301
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,211
Can you come with me, please?
302
00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,213
Uh, yeah...
303
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,156
Am I in trouble?
304
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,191
Oh, no no...
305
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,403
We'd like you to be in the photo
306
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,260
for our new career page,
307
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,395
highlighting our engineers.
308
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:37,265
Well, I've only been working
here for a couple weeks.
309
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,168
No worries, we want to show
our fresh new faces, too.
310
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:45,507
(PHOTOGRAPH SNAPPING)
311
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,242
We've worked hard at Speckulate
312
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,544
to nurture a diverse
and inclusive workplace,
313
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,515
where everyone has equal
opportunity to participate and rise
314
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:57,419
in a safe and supportive environment.
315
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,087
I think you'd fit in great.
316
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,222
Wow, that sounds amazing.
317
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,324
- When do I start?
- (ANGELA LAUGHS)
318
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,493
ANGELA: Now, uh, if you'll
just jump on in there...
319
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,297
Then later this afternoon,
320
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,367
we'll do the on camera
interviews for digital.
321
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,269
Wait, uh, interviews for what?
322
00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:15,504
Just how great the culture is.
323
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,138
You know, that kind of thing.
324
00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,619
MARIANA: The culture sucks!
325
00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:22,644
So does this so-called "diversity."
326
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,413
Most of our engineering
staff are white guys,
327
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,615
but who do they cherry-pick
to put on the jobs page?
328
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,651
The handful of women
and people of color.
329
00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:32,387
So what else is new?
330
00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:35,690
Every company, every school
tries to advertise as "diverse."
331
00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,425
Doesn't it bother you?
332
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,700
(SCOFFS) Does it bother me that
333
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:40,662
eighty percent of tech execs are white
334
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,597
and fifteen percent
of engineers are women?
335
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,432
(SARCASTIC) Um, yeah!
336
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,500
Well, you know what?
337
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,602
I got sold a bill of
goods in my interview,
338
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,437
and I'm not gonna help perpetuate a lie
339
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,273
that this is a female-friendly,
diverse workplace.
340
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,741
Okay, so, what are you gonna do?
341
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:56,644
Tell it like it is.
342
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:02,483
- Do you know Claudia in engineering?
- No.
343
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,519
I'll tell you why...
344
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:06,220
She told it like it is
345
00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:08,623
and suddenly left to
seek other opportunities.
346
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,391
And her male colleague?
347
00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:12,427
Yeah, he got promoted.
348
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,563
Am I frustrated that I
have to work twice as hard
349
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,532
to get half as far as white men?
350
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:22,370
Hell yeah! But blowing up your career
351
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:25,239
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
352
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,409
You can vent to me anytime,
353
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,344
but I would hate for us to lose
354
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,280
another talented Latina engineer.
355
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,617
See you in a bit.
356
00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:38,419
♪
357
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,725
So great to finally meet you, Callie.
358
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,493
Rebecca and Ben just arrived.
359
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,409
CALLIE: Hey, are you guys
bringing anything tomorrow?
360
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,566
- I'm not.
- Me either.
361
00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:55,703
Oh, these flowers are
gorgeous, Ben, thank you!
362
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,438
And Rebecca, I can't wait to open
363
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,474
this lovely bottle of Château Margaux.
364
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,575
Welcome!
365
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,521
Well, I hope you're
hungry. I'm grilling steaks.
366
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,512
I'm so happy to finally meet you all.
367
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,548
I always insist that he invite
his new clerks to the house,
368
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,317
but we've been so busy.
369
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:12,320
I'm curious to learn what you've
chosen to try to stump me with.
370
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,622
Now Curtis, don't talk
shop the whole time.
371
00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:17,391
In this house, I'm the judge and jury.
372
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:20,294
Your Honor, permission
to approach the bench?
373
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,330
Proceed.
374
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,167
I'm gonna go put these
flowers in some water.
375
00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:31,272
Well, I think I have chosen
a very challenging case
376
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,641
or legal figure for you three to guess.
377
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:35,309
Uh, we're playing, too?
378
00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:37,445
Of course! And I've added a twist.
379
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,414
Whomever guesses first,
if anyone guesses at all,
380
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,718
gets to steal a case of their
choice from another clerk.
381
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,653
♪
382
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,659
So, how do you like your steaks cooked?
383
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,016
(GIGGLING)
384
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,788
♪ I've sifted through a desert ♪
385
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,724
♪ In my heart ♪
386
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,061
- DAVIA: I've been thinking...
- JEFF: Mm-hmm?
387
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,097
DAVIA: ... about maybe moving back home.
388
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,167
Be closer to my family, closer to you.
389
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,105
I love my kids, they're
bright and they want to learn,
390
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,941
but my classroom's too big.
391
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,010
Each kid's at a different level.
392
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,080
They only gave me six weeks
of training before I started.
393
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,815
They deserve a real teacher.
394
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,850
They're lucky to have
a teacher who cares.
395
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,754
It's hard not to care too much.
396
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,924
They don't have the
resources they deserve.
397
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,060
Without support, I see why
teachers burn out, you know?
398
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,963
What would you do back home?
399
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,066
Hmmm, get a less stressful job,
400
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,135
like a bomb defuser.
401
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,906
- Ooooo.
- (LAUGHTER)
402
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,841
We could see more of each other.
403
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,110
- Mm-hmm.
- Is that something you want?
404
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,847
It's something that I'd very much want.
405
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,051
♪ You are so good to me ♪
406
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,230
LIBBY: So Ben, where are you from?
407
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,021
Denver, born and raised.
408
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,924
- You must be a Broncos fan.
- Yes, ma'am.
409
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,126
So how do you feel about
the NFL fining players
410
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,994
who kneel during the anthem?
411
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,130
I think a private employer has the right
412
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,999
to set standards of conduct
and enact reprisals if need be.
413
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,246
I don't find it appropriate
that they disrespect the anthem
414
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,871
when there are other methods
to getting their point across.
415
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,973
I think the NFL is
right in punishing them.
416
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,008
Sounds like the senator
from Texas speaking.
417
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,779
Do you ever break ranks
with your grandfather?
418
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,958
Not if I want to stay in the will.
419
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:36,982
(JUDGE WILSON LAUGHS)
420
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,216
Fair enough... Callie?
421
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,186
I think it's a clear violation
of the First Amendment.
422
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,156
I'm so tired of liberals
misinterpreting the First Amendment.
423
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,125
As opposed to conservatives
using it to allow corporations
424
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,794
to buy off political candidates
425
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,073
and discriminate against gay people?
426
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,230
Technically, freedom of
speech only protects citizens
427
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,832
from government censorship.
428
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,168
When the President of the
United States is pressuring
429
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,770
a private employer to adopt
a punitive workplace rule,
430
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,772
that is government censorship.
431
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,042
Not to mention the NFL changed
their terms of employment
432
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,011
without consulting the players' union,
433
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,046
which is a violation of
good-faith bargaining,
434
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,082
and against the law.
435
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,818
- That's a stretch.
- Yeah, agreed.
436
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,120
- I disagree.
- See? Ha.
437
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,200
I don't like the kneeling
during our national anthem,
438
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,957
but Callie makes a compelling argument
439
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,827
for why this expressive
conduct should be protected.
440
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,242
So what do you all do for fun?
441
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,244
Your husband doesn't give
us much time to have fun.
442
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,802
I sing in a quartet.
443
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,171
Oh, that's interesting!
444
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,241
- Callie?
- When I have spare time, I usually spend it
445
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,977
having casual sex with
a guy in my building.
446
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,881
I like photography and art.
447
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,916
Nice.
448
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,217
What about you and the judge?
449
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,153
We play golf, see friends...
450
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,822
WILSON: Yeah, with the
kids away at college,
451
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,059
it's nice to have her to myself.
452
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,861
What colleges do your kids go to?
453
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,996
Oh, they both are studying
abroad at the moment.
454
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,799
LIBBY: Allison's at Smith, but
she's doing a year in France.
455
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:06,237
And Tate's at Berkeley, but
he's doing a semester at sea.
456
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,973
Oh, Berkeley, that's a
pretty liberal university.
457
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,208
Mmm, so was Stanford,
but I came out okay.
458
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,247
So? Are we ready to play the game?
459
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,282
Hmm?
460
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,986
Who wants to go first?
461
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,820
BEN: I'll go.
462
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,122
- Is it a legal character?
- No.
463
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,257
So it's a legal case.
464
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958
Was it heard by the Supreme Court?
465
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,994
- Yes.
- Was it a split 5-4 decision?
466
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,996
- Yes.
- Was it politically controversial?
467
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,031
Yes!
468
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,165
Is it Bush v. Gore ?
469
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,202
Are you a mind reader?
470
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,970
♪
471
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,943
Wait, so we never needed that extender?
472
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,178
No, you need a new router.
473
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,080
Can I at least return the extender?
474
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,082
It's a refurbished one, so no.
475
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,018
Well, we can't afford
a new router right now.
476
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,186
Okay, then...
477
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,088
Service call's ninety bucks.
478
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,889
You misdiagnosed the problem last time.
479
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,169
Why should I have to
pay another service call?
480
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,026
Because I got a wife with cancer,
481
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,260
a child with a disability,
482
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,796
- and a dog with...
- Okay, okay, okay, just...
483
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,897
Jeez!
484
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,132
I'm sorry.
485
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,101
Wow, sorry.
486
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,081
Let me know if you want me
to install that new router.
487
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,271
Can I just ask, is that
gonna be another service call?
488
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,806
Well, yeah.
489
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:20,945
Did he pimp our WI-FI?
490
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,047
No, I wish. The Coterie's
out of money this month.
491
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,082
Oh, hey Alice, we're
out of toilet paper.
492
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,295
I just bought more this morning.
493
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,018
But if the Coterie's out of money,
494
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,920
how are you paying for
all this toilet paper?
495
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,155
Don't worry about it, okay?
496
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,234
It's... I've got it covered.
497
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,824
Out of pocket?
498
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,960
Look, I made a commitment
to serve this community.
499
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,828
And as ridiculous as it may sound,
500
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,308
that includes providing
free toilet paper, okay?
501
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,133
For everyone, okay? For you, for me...
502
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,068
Just... people rely on me,
503
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,170
and I'm not gonna... I'm
not gonna let them down.
504
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,905
- Okay?
- Okay.
505
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940
Let go.
506
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,951
You want to pray about it?
507
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,048
So I guessed it. Bush v. Gore .
508
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,287
No!
509
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,824
No, do you really think that I
would choose such an obvious case?
510
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,796
- Was this a 21st century case?
- Yes.
511
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,798
- Was Justice Scalia on the court?
- Yes.
512
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,900
- Did Scalia write the dissenting opinion?
- No.
513
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,880
Was the petitioner an
individual or a corporation?
514
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:18,969
Yes or no questions only.
515
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,238
- Individual?
- I'm sorry, you lost your turn.
516
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,940
Was the petitioner an individual?
517
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,241
Yes, multiple individuals.
518
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,121
Can we take a time out? I
need to use the restroom.
519
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,145
Hand over your phone.
520
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,879
You calling me a cheater?
521
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,958
I'm not calling you a saint.
522
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:33,818
How about we just finish
the game after dessert?
523
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,886
Let's make some room.
524
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,254
♪
525
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,229
So listen, the case is
Glossip v. Gross.
526
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,834
I hate it when Curtis pits
his clerks against each other,
527
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,836
and I like you best, so...
528
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,871
Just wrap it up and put an end to this.
529
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,873
(MOTOR REVVING)
530
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,979
Oh, early day?
531
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,815
No...
532
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,784
I have to change for a work interview.
533
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,085
This is too wrinkly.
534
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,221
Maybe if you didn't
sleep in your clothes...
535
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,223
It buys me ten extra minutes of sleep.
536
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,158
What's this interview about?
537
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,160
(SIGHING) They want me to talk about
538
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,929
how great it is to work at Speckulate.
539
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,165
I feel like a total sellout.
540
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,169
Why aren't you at work?
541
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:30,040
I called in sick to spend
the day in bed with Jeff.
542
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,942
He wants me to move back to Wisconsin.
543
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,487
I feel like I have
to tell you something.
544
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,054
I overheard Jeff talking
on the phone about...
545
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,090
his wife.
546
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,860
He's married, Davia.
547
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:52,998
I know.
548
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,190
How long have you known?
549
00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:04,403
Since I sang at their wedding.
550
00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:06,994
(SCOFFS) They're not happy.
551
00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,129
But still...
552
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,066
How can you date a married man?
553
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:14,401
How can you say how great
it is to work at Speckulate?
554
00:24:14,437 --> 00:24:18,072
You do it for the big fat paycheck...
555
00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:20,040
I do it for the sex.
556
00:24:20,076 --> 00:24:23,410
And because he gets me, and he
makes me feel good about myself.
557
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,381
So you do you, and I'll do me.
558
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,985
♪
559
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,470
Who did this?
560
00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:54,440
Who... who clogged the toilet
with a shit-ton waste of paper?
561
00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:57,343
Are you kidding? We're supposed
to be sharing resources,
562
00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,380
not just flushing it
down the toilet, okay?
563
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:05,051
I'm not gonna drown every
ounce of toilet paper...
564
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:07,053
and Mother Earth...
down the drain, okay?
565
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,528
And someone else can do it for once!
566
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,327
♪
567
00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,995
I'm not gonna do it!
568
00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:18,364
You get one more question
each, then you have to guess.
569
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,100
- Was it a 2nd Amendment case?
- No.
570
00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:23,269
Did the case deal with
administrative law?
571
00:25:23,305 --> 00:25:24,404
No.
572
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,306
Was it a civil or criminal case?
573
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:32,011
I just told Rebecca yes
or no questions only.
574
00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,212
Sorry, you lose your turn,
575
00:25:33,248 --> 00:25:34,368
and you have to guess first.
576
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,083
What's my case?
577
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,218
LIBBY: Glossip v. Gross.
578
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,424
Are you Hill v. McDonough?
579
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,361
No.
580
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,429
WILSON: Rebecca?
581
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,264
Are you Burwell v. Hobby Lobby?
582
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,433
I am not. Two down, one to go.
583
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,435
Ben.
584
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,337
Are you Glossip v. Gross?
585
00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:02,342
I am...
586
00:26:02,377 --> 00:26:04,077
not.
587
00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:08,147
I'm Hollingsworth v. Perry.
588
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,020
You're welcome to turn over the card
589
00:26:14,055 --> 00:26:15,088
if you don't believe me.
590
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,324
Of course, I believe you, Your Honor.
591
00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,299
So...
592
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,201
What do you three geniuses have for me?
593
00:26:30,472 --> 00:26:32,205
♪
594
00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:41,381
You look nice.
595
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,015
I mean, uh, did you change?
596
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,364
Are you doing this interview?
597
00:26:46,388 --> 00:26:48,321
Yeah, we sort of have to.
598
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,690
And you're fine with saying
how diverse and inclusive
599
00:26:50,725 --> 00:26:52,358
the culture is here?
600
00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:55,061
Aren't you sick of putting up
with people like Alex and Sam?
601
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,407
I mean, don't you ever
want to say something?
602
00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:58,131
All the time!
603
00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,400
But if I do, you know that'll
just make things worse.
604
00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:04,036
Well, you may be able
to play that game, but...
605
00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:05,449
They want to know what
it's like to work here,
606
00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:06,973
I'm gonna tell them.
607
00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,174
And if I get fired,
608
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,309
then at least someone
had the guts to speak up.
609
00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:12,311
♪
610
00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:17,250
(ALICE GRUNTS)
611
00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:21,087
Why are you doing that?
612
00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:22,255
Who else is gonna do it?
613
00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,223
No one as long as
everyone knows you will.
614
00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:29,295
Can't believe I lost
it over toilet paper.
615
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,063
I'm an awful person.
616
00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:33,266
You know, if you were an awful person,
617
00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:34,412
I'd still be living in my car.
618
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:37,003
Come on, that was nothing.
619
00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,372
Nothing? You split your loft for me.
620
00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:43,142
You gave me a safe place to live
621
00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:45,044
where I had friends and support.
622
00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:47,447
That was not "nothing."
623
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,283
But you also set boundaries.
624
00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:52,418
You gave me three
months to get on my feet,
625
00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:55,021
get a better job, and pay the rent.
626
00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:56,189
Or else I'd have to go.
627
00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:57,457
- I said that?
- Yes.
628
00:27:57,492 --> 00:28:00,259
- That's so mean.
- I'm gonna smack you.
629
00:28:00,295 --> 00:28:01,994
You were much nicer back then.
630
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:04,070
That's because I didn't
know you, now we're family.
631
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,078
You gotta stop letting
people take advantage of you.
632
00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:09,435
I have commitments, okay?
633
00:28:09,471 --> 00:28:11,437
You are not the Mother
Teresa of ass-wiping.
634
00:28:11,473 --> 00:28:14,006
You don't have to give
people free toilet paper
635
00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,075
or plan Sumi's stupid wedding.
636
00:28:18,012 --> 00:28:19,290
Sometimes you gotta
break your commitments
637
00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:20,980
to take care of yourself, Alice.
638
00:28:23,318 --> 00:28:25,284
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
639
00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:34,961
♪
640
00:28:40,335 --> 00:28:42,168
Oh, good, come on in.
641
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,440
♪
642
00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,052
Please give us your name and position.
643
00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:02,355
My name is Mariana Adams Foster.
644
00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:03,422
I'm an engineer.
645
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:07,059
And tell us what it's
like working at Speckulate.
646
00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,995
♪
647
00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:12,999
CASEY: Blowing up your career
648
00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:15,234
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
649
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,004
You can vent to me anytime,
650
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,006
but I would hate for us to lose
651
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,008
another talented Latina engineer.
652
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:29,432
Tell us what it's like,
working at Speckulate.
653
00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,339
It sucks.
654
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,308
The culture is sexist and racist,
655
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,576
and it's a big boys' club.
656
00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,184
It's great!
657
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,418
It's a real meritocracy.
658
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,321
There's a lot of opportunity for growth.
659
00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:56,559
♪
660
00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,619
- Am I considered a conservative figure?
- No.
661
00:30:04,655 --> 00:30:06,388
- Am I a defendant?
- No.
662
00:30:06,423 --> 00:30:07,656
- Am I Hayward Patterson?
- No.
663
00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:09,324
- Am I Dred Scott?
- No.
664
00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:10,536
- Am I on the Supreme Court?
- No.
665
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,693
- Am I a president?
- No.
666
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,439
Did I ever work for the
United States government?
667
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,674
- No.
- Am I a well known activist?
668
00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,364
- No.
- Am I considered a jurist?
669
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,334
- No.
- Do I apply the law on behalf of clients?
670
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,236
- No.
- Am I a U.S. citizen?
671
00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,370
- Yes.
- Am I a man?
672
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,705
- Yes.
- Am I from the South?
673
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,475
- Yes.
- Have I ever been accused of committing a crime?
674
00:30:27,511 --> 00:30:28,511
Yes.
675
00:30:29,293 --> 00:30:33,061
- Am I John W. Terry?
- No.
676
00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,031
You're down to your last two questions.
677
00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:38,266
Only two? Are you sure?
678
00:30:38,302 --> 00:30:40,422
Maybe you're about to get
stumped for the first time.
679
00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:42,404
Are you mocking me, Ben?
680
00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:45,073
(CLEARING THROAT) Uh, no, no sir.
681
00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,160
Have I been involved
in a high profile case
682
00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:49,195
within the last decade?
683
00:30:49,229 --> 00:30:51,296
- Yes.
- Last question.
684
00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:52,331
I'm aware.
685
00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:57,570
Was the case tried in Florida?
686
00:30:57,604 --> 00:30:58,604
Yes.
687
00:31:00,307 --> 00:31:02,240
Who are you?
688
00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:05,177
Am I petitioner Terrence Jamar Graham?
689
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,346
You are not!
690
00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:11,284
(LAUGHING)
691
00:31:21,495 --> 00:31:23,094
Is this a joke?
692
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:26,198
How is Hulk Hogan
considered a legal character?
693
00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:28,433
- Because of his suit against Gawker.
- Yeah.
694
00:31:34,341 --> 00:31:37,342
I can't say that your
choice was terribly clever
695
00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,377
or completely legitimate,
696
00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:41,079
but I'll concede defeat.
697
00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:43,548
Thank you for coming.
698
00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:45,083
I know you have work to do,
699
00:31:45,118 --> 00:31:47,252
seeing as you're all
behind on your casework.
700
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:49,087
See that you're caught
up by Monday morning.
701
00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:52,357
♪
702
00:32:04,204 --> 00:32:06,071
So much for my Norma Rae moment.
703
00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:09,074
It's an old movie.
704
00:32:09,109 --> 00:32:11,076
My moms love it.
705
00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:13,078
My grandfather's favorite
movie was Rocky.
706
00:32:14,314 --> 00:32:16,481
(INDIAN ACCENT) Every
champion was once a contender
707
00:32:16,516 --> 00:32:18,350
who refused to give up.
708
00:32:20,354 --> 00:32:22,120
I made the mistake
of imitating him once,
709
00:32:22,155 --> 00:32:23,466
and now Alex thinks it's okay for him
710
00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:26,057
to put on an Indian
accent and make jokes.
711
00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:28,427
Why do you laugh?
712
00:32:31,298 --> 00:32:33,331
I guess to make them
feel more comfortable
713
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:36,101
with me being different than them,
714
00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:38,436
and prove I'm not too sensitive.
715
00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,205
Why do we make them comfortable
716
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560
when we're the ones getting hurt?
717
00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:45,510
To get ahead, we have
to fit in to succeed.
718
00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:50,482
Okay, don't laugh, but...
719
00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:52,384
In high school I dyed my hair blonde
720
00:32:52,419 --> 00:32:54,319
so I would make the dance team.
721
00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:55,453
(RAJ LAUGHS)
722
00:32:55,489 --> 00:32:57,188
I just said "don't laugh."
723
00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,368
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you.
724
00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,158
I...
725
00:33:00,193 --> 00:33:02,360
dyed my hair, too... in high school.
726
00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:05,430
Frosted tips to fit in
with my skater friends.
727
00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:07,165
Wow!
728
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:13,004
I thought, after school,
we'd be done with all that.
729
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:16,074
Thought it'd be different
in the workplace.
730
00:33:17,511 --> 00:33:18,576
Me, too.
731
00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:21,446
Alex and Sam are lucky
they can just be themselves.
732
00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:24,316
As a woman, I can't even
wear a dress to work,
733
00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:26,217
because people won't take me seriously.
734
00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:28,520
Well, I take you seriously.
735
00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,456
And the next time we go out
as a team, you're coming with.
736
00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:36,294
Honestly, I really don't want to
hang out socially with Alex or Sam.
737
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:38,096
Honestly, me either.
738
00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:39,264
(BOTH LAUGH)
739
00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:43,335
Well, maybe we can just
get a drink one night.
740
00:33:45,205 --> 00:33:46,304
RAJ: Anytime.
741
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:47,340
How about tonight?
742
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,176
Sure!
743
00:33:54,548 --> 00:33:57,549
I wish you could fly out in the morning.
744
00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:59,551
I know, me too.
745
00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:02,220
I've got meetings.
746
00:34:04,191 --> 00:34:06,458
So listen, I've been thinking...
747
00:34:08,095 --> 00:34:10,215
You should extend your
contract to Teach for America.
748
00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:13,131
I think you're idealizing home,
749
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,606
just because you're struggling here.
750
00:34:16,236 --> 00:34:20,405
I envy that you left, and you live
in this cool place in this great city.
751
00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:24,342
I wish I'd had the courage to leave.
752
00:34:25,545 --> 00:34:28,046
I think I'm just saying...
753
00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:30,148
to just give it more time
754
00:34:30,183 --> 00:34:31,449
before you decide to move home.
755
00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:36,194
You were always meant for
more than just Fitchburg.
756
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,257
You're right.
757
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,259
I'll be back in a few weeks.
758
00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:44,262
- I'll call you then?
- Sure.
759
00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:48,233
♪ I dreamt of the vast empty ♪
760
00:34:48,268 --> 00:34:52,404
♪ I dreamt it was the sea ♪
761
00:34:52,439 --> 00:34:56,307
♪ I dreamt that you'd
sing me to sleep, ♪
762
00:34:56,343 --> 00:35:00,345
♪ A nd in the morning
touch my cheek and say ♪
763
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:05,016
♪ Wake up ♪
♪ You been dreamin' ♪
764
00:35:05,052 --> 00:35:09,087
♪ The day away, the day away ♪
765
00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:13,158
Here's to being the first
clerks to ever stump Wilson.
766
00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:14,393
Which we're all gonna pay for.
767
00:35:17,497 --> 00:35:20,165
- Another round?
- Not for me.
768
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,880
We have a lot of work
to do before Monday.
769
00:35:23,136 --> 00:35:25,403
I'll take a rain check on
drinking you under the table.
770
00:35:25,439 --> 00:35:26,439
Anytime.
771
00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:30,119
I still can't get over the
judge hiding his son upstairs.
772
00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,342
You get any idea why?
773
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:38,450
We still have company.
774
00:35:38,485 --> 00:35:41,152
Sorry, I thought they were gone.
775
00:35:41,188 --> 00:35:44,089
♪ ♪
776
00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:56,234
You, uh, showed a lot
of character today.
777
00:35:56,269 --> 00:35:58,714
I know Libby told you that the
case was Glossip v. Gross.
778
00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:01,106
You could have cheated
tonight, but you didn't.
779
00:36:01,141 --> 00:36:03,441
To me that earned you the
right to keep your case.
780
00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:08,346
I expect that information
to stay between us.
781
00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:10,181
Of course.
782
00:36:11,318 --> 00:36:12,318
Thank you.
783
00:36:16,389 --> 00:36:18,056
Good night.
784
00:36:18,091 --> 00:36:20,425
♪ ♪
785
00:36:22,262 --> 00:36:23,262
No.
786
00:36:27,951 --> 00:36:29,918
♪ ♪
787
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:41,729
Hi.
788
00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:42,831
Hi.
789
00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:52,640
Uh, I know that you've
all come to depend on me.
790
00:36:52,676 --> 00:36:54,709
Not to say that I'm not...
791
00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:56,544
Not that I'm not dependable.
792
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,879
I'm very dependable.
793
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,817
(EXHALING) I feel horrible, you know...
794
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,819
Because I know I made a promise.
795
00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:09,824
But after lengthy
deliberation and input
796
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:14,963
from some Coterie members that
shall remain nameless, um...
797
00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:16,631
I am s... sor...
798
00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,500
(SOTTO VOICE) Dammit.
799
00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:21,870
Um...
800
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,606
I'm not pleased to announce
that I will no longer
801
00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,642
be providing communal toilet paper.
802
00:37:29,546 --> 00:37:33,514
Okay... Is that all?
803
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:34,782
Yes, uh...
804
00:37:34,818 --> 00:37:35,862
I'm happy to take questions.
805
00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:36,918
(GENERAL MURMURING)
806
00:37:36,953 --> 00:37:38,753
- Okay, cool.
- All right, whatever.
807
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,525
There's... there's chips! I made salsa.
808
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:46,728
- Self-respect.
- Yeah.
809
00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:48,529
- Doesn't it feel good?
- Mm-hmm.
810
00:37:48,565 --> 00:37:49,664
(ALICE CLEARS THROAT)
811
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,901
♪ ♪
812
00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,904
Oh!
813
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:17,940
Hey!
814
00:38:20,176 --> 00:38:21,709
Hi.
815
00:38:21,744 --> 00:38:23,978
Guys, this is my co-worker, Raj.
816
00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:25,146
- Hi.
- Hi, how's it going?
817
00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:26,992
MARIANA: And this is
Davia, and this is Bryan.
818
00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,951
- RAJ: Hey.
- (GASPING) Quick, Mariana!
819
00:38:29,986 --> 00:38:31,106
Look over on your far right.
820
00:38:32,055 --> 00:38:33,754
- Gray jacket.
- (GASPS)
821
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,023
Oooo, yes! One hundred percent.
822
00:38:36,059 --> 00:38:39,827
That is so my type.
I would climb him like a tree.
823
00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:42,029
(LAUGHTER)
824
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:54,842
Oh, fudge!
825
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:01,916
SUMI: Alice, are you in here?
826
00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:07,723
Yeah.
827
00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:10,998
SUMI: I wanted to talk to
you about bridesmaids dresses.
828
00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:17,798
Okay, uh, I'll be right out.
829
00:39:18,868 --> 00:39:20,101
Okay.
830
00:39:20,136 --> 00:39:21,702
Love you.
831
00:39:22,972 --> 00:39:25,907
(SNIFFLING) I love you, too.
832
00:39:29,045 --> 00:39:31,712
♪ What is happening here? ♪
833
00:39:33,149 --> 00:39:36,717
♪ Are we all about to disappear? ♪
834
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:38,953
(CRYING)
835
00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:43,024
♪ Are we holding in our
hands the last chance? ♪
836
00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,797
I can go it alone from here.
837
00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,952
I don't mind. You, uh,
shouldn't walk alone at night.
838
00:39:52,935 --> 00:39:56,003
Anyway, if I was wrong
about Glossip v. Gross,
839
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:57,905
why not turn over the index card?
840
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,106
Unless I was right,
841
00:39:59,142 --> 00:40:01,809
and the judge didn't want me to win.
842
00:40:01,844 --> 00:40:02,943
Why?
843
00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:04,812
Maybe he didn't want
me to steal your case,
844
00:40:04,847 --> 00:40:06,527
which I never would
have done, by the way.
845
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,051
I just don't know how
to get Wilson to like me.
846
00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:12,787
I mean, I'm a likable guy, right?
847
00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:16,302
Maybe if you didn't just say
what you think he wants to hear.
848
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:20,061
Look, I'm not the counter-clerk,
all right? That's your job.
849
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,198
This is me.
850
00:40:25,034 --> 00:40:27,835
Oh, you, uh, live in a theater.
851
00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:30,705
- Yeah, the top floors are lofts.
- Nice.
852
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,340
You, uh, got anything to drink up there?
853
00:40:33,109 --> 00:40:34,241
I'm beat.
854
00:40:34,277 --> 00:40:36,110
Yeah.
855
00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:38,045
Yeah, no worries. Maybe...
maybe another time.
856
00:40:38,081 --> 00:40:39,180
Thanks for the walk home.
857
00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:40,815
No problem. Good night.
858
00:40:51,227 --> 00:40:53,260
♪
859
00:41:14,117 --> 00:41:15,117
You okay?
860
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:36,330
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