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- Previously on In the Dark...
- I have retinitis pigmentosa,

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so I lost my vision
completely when I was 14.

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We match hundreds
of the visually impaired

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with Seeing Eye dogs.

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You pay Murphy to work here,

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and she doesn't do
anything except

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eat candy bars and take naps.

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A couple years ago,
she got mugged.

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She probably would have died
if Tyson hadn't have seen it

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and stopped the guy. Oh, my gosh. Help!

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Something happening to Tyson
is probably the worst thing

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that could ever happen to her.

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Someone killed your cousin,
Darnell.

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Ty is fine.

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You're Tyson's mom?

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He's not okay, is he?

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You know Darnell?

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Yeah, he's my boy.

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Want to grab a drink?

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Fine, one drink.

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It's a program for

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a dance recital
at Fairview High School.

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He drew a little heart
next to "Keira Shields."

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Maybe she knows
what happened to Tyson.

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♪ Good

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♪ And I've tried

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♪ I can't forget it

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♪ Yeah, you always
burn me up... ♪

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Hello, Murphy.

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Hey.

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So, this is your spot, huh?

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Is it as horrible
as I think it is?

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Worse.
Need a refill?

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Uh, I'm good for now.

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Double bourbon
on the rocks, please.

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Sure.
Thanks.

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You want to play a game of pool?

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I don't think that's possible.

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Why not?
You got two hands.

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Come on, let's play a round.

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♪ I'm feelin' good.

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♪ Taking steps
in my direction... ♪

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All right, so keep
this arm straight.

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And the hand steady.
You all right?

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Yep. Yeah? Got it?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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♪ You say I'm foolish...

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Now just hit it toward my voice.

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This is stupid.

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Just hit it.

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Hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it, hit it.

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Hit it, hit it, hit it... Oh, my God, fine.

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♪ Ay, ay, ay

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♪ Glaciers have melted
to the sea ♪

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Did I win?

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♪ I wish the tide

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♪ Could take me over

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♪ I've been down on my knees

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♪ And you just keep on
getting closer ♪

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♪ Ay, ay, ay

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♪ Ay, ay, ay

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♪ Ay, ay, ay

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♪ Ay, ay, ay

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♪ Ay, ay, ay...

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Should we go to your place?

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I have a thing in the morning.

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A thing?

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Wow, wow.
Sounds important.

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It is. I have to
talk to Keira.

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Tyson's girlfriend.

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She might have been the
last person to see him.

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Okay.

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Um... you got plans
tomorrow night?

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♪ To keep you satisfied...

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No.

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♪ Ay, ay...

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Want to hang?

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♪ And I've done things
in small doses ♪

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Sure.

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♪ So don't think
that I'm pushing you away... ♪

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So, you're hanging out
with Max again tonight. Wow.

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You like him.

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No, I don't.
Yeah, you do.

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We didn't even have sex;
we just made out.

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Oh, God. You love him.

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Shut up. I do not.

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You know what, I'm going
to have to sex with him tonight

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just to prove how much
I don't like him.

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Cool plan.
I'm sure that'll work. Come on.

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Let's focus on Keira.
It's so weird that Tyson

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never told me he
had a girlfriend.

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Well, maybe you didn't know him

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as well as you thought.

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You know what she
looks like, right?

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Yeah, sort of.
Her Instagram's private,

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but that tiny little
profile pic thingy,

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she's smoking a blunt.

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Follow the pot smoke. Got it.

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Incoming. Security. I'll handle.

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Do you have a pass?

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I lost mine.
I just need to speak

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with a student, Keira Shields.

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We'll just be a second.

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You need a pass.

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Do we really, though?

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Have a good day, ma'am.

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Ah, get bent, sir.

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Hello.

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Hey, could you break me
into a high school?

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I think I have a lead on Tyson's
girlfriend, but the security

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at the school are being jerks.
What do you think

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the answer to this question
is going to be?

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Tyson is a missing person now.

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We're working on it.

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Bye, Murphy.

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I'll get it.

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Who's that?

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Food truck guy.
Ooh.

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Shut up. Murphy, you have a crush.

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Oh, yeah, 'cause that's
totally my thing.

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Hey, come up.

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Come down. Let's go eat.

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Come up. We're having sex.

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Oh, sorry to interrupt.

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Call me when you're through.

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Just get up here.

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See, Jess? I don't like him.

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Then why is your hair
all shiny?'Cause she washed it.

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I washed it because I spilled
a bunch of stuff in it.

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Like shampoo?

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Hey.

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Let's go to my room.

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Hi.

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♪ My baby is a freak like me

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♪ And she knows
just what I like ♪

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♪ She carries all the keys
to the places ♪

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♪ That no one dares to find

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♪ She won't tell nobody...

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What are you doing?
Are you naked?

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I'm looking at you.

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I said we are having sex.
That's not how sex works.

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Explain to me
how sex works. It's, uh...

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my first time.
Is it?

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I can tell.

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It's not that hard.

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Uh, first, you service
me for 20 to 40 minutes,

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and then I, uh,

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kick you out and...

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never talk to you again.

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Boom. Sex.

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But, seriously, take
off your clothes.

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Don't tell me what to do.

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Take off your...
Oh, my God.

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♪ If they talked,
they'd probably ♪

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♪ Tell you all about love

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♪ Oh, concubine,
what are you made of? ♪

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♪ No resource on this earth
is that soft. ♪

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I think I might
actually like you.

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What?

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Shut up.
You like me, too.

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You okay?

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Max?

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Jess? Jess,
there's something

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seriously wrong
with Max's penis.

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What? His penis.

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There's something wrong with it.

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Oh, I knew he was
too perfect-looking.

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No. I did something.

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Jess, I need you to look at it.

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You want me to look at his junk?

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Well, I can't,
and you're a doctor.

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And a lesbian.
Please, he's freaking out.

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This is exactly
how I always dreamed

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of seeing my first penis.

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Hi.

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It hurts to breathe.

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Let me have a little
look-see? Okay.

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Um, it's very purple. I know.

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I saw a case like this
back in school.

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Uh, an orangutan
fell out of a tree

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with an erection.

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It looks like you broke it.

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Or sprained it.
It's hard to diagnose.

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You broke it. Or sprained it.

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You're going to want to stay off

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your feet
and ice it for a few days.

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What kind of doctor are you?

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She's a vet.

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- Perfect.
- Here's a fun fact.

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The same thing
happens to octopuses.

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The female just breaks it
right off after sex.

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Super fun fact, yeah.

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Read the room, Jess.

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How did that even happen?

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He...

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He, like, caressed my hair
and told me he likes me.

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What kind of psycho
does that during sex?

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You're late.

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Now, this might fly when
your parents are in charge,

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but things are going
to be a lot different

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around here this week, okay?

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Oh, yeah? Where
are my parents?

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Hello. The Ride for
the Guide fund-raiser?

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Do you listen
to anything around here?

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I mean...
No.

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Well, Hank and Joy
left me in charge,

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and while I'm in charge,

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I'm making some big changes.

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You finally looking
into hair plugs?

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I'm not bald.

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Really? Your whole
vibe screams bald.

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Well, I'm not.

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I have a very strong
hairline, actually.

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Let's go.
We have a staff meeting.

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Staff meeting?

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You're not eating?

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I'm good with this.

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I don't want you out here
worrying so much, Auntie.

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My kid hasn't been home
in eight days,

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and I'm not supposed to worry?

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You know how
these young boys are.

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Running around,
getting into something.

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Tyson always turns up, though.
You know that.

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That friend of his,
the blind girl...

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Murphy?

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She thinks something
happened to him.

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She don't know what she knows.

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I got ears on the ground
in case anybody hears something.

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Tyson will be back.

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Eat your food.

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Okay, next on the agenda.

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As we all know,
Guiding Hope could use

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a little PR boost.

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We only have 75
Instagram followers.

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How can we up our game?

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What up, Fievel?

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Uh...

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This meeting's about to
suck a whole lot less.

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Water guy is here.

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It's, uh, Felix.

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Remember when he
called him Phyllis

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for, like, two weeks?

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I think you forgot to put the
new bottle in the dispenser.

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Sorry, I just assumed
you wanted to do it yourself.

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Most men do.

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No, no, no, that's not it.

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Just that it's, uh,
part of your job.

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Sign this.
Okay.

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Unless the pen
is too heavy for you.

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Damn. These are the moments
where I really wish I could see.

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Uh, right.

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Where was I?

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Uh, getting owned
by the water guy.

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Thank you, Murphy.

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We were talking about
getting Guiding Hope

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some name recognition.

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We could do a calendar

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of all our cutest puppies
in training.

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Wait, we should go
to a high school.

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You running low on Adderall?

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Yes, Felix. I take Adderall.

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That's why I have zero focus
and I'm late every day.

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No, seriously, you know,
high school kids

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are total jerks to blind people.

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And don't you always
do those outreach...

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00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,380
things, you know?

267
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,200
We need to do one
at a high school.

268
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,380
Yeah, high school kids
are the worst, so...

269
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,056
Ben Fields told everyone
at my high school

270
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,470
he caught me masturbating
to the Blink-182 album cover

271
00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,730
during lunch.

272
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,220
Which album?

273
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,610
No, none. It was a lie.

274
00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:20,960
Obviously, but it haunted me

275
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000
until the day I graduated.

276
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,790
The entire school sang

277
00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,750
"All the Small Things"
when I got my diploma.

278
00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,750
Oh.

279
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,400
My point is,

280
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,750
is that, uh,
high school kids are awful.

281
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,620
Right. Exactly.

282
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:36,280
So I can call some
local schools and see

283
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,240
if anyone's interested.

284
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,110
We might get some volunteers
and, at the very least,

285
00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,070
Instagram followers.

286
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,810
Okay, but you do realize

287
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,110
you're offering
to do actual work, right?

288
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,680
Yes, Felix, I realize.

289
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:52,770
Okay. I'll allow it.

290
00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,820
All right, I want to
talk to you guys about

291
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,690
telltale dog
behavior, all right?

292
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,780
You are a transparent idiot.

293
00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:00,300
Whatever.

294
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,480
I just got my pass
to find Keira.

295
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,090
Fairview High School...

296
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,520
You wanted to see me?

297
00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:08,570
What?

298
00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,880
You wanted to see me.Yes.

299
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,750
I called Fairview High,

300
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:15,100
and we're all set for
a presentation tomorrow morning.

301
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,930
What time do we
have to be there?

302
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,760
Oh, I-I thought Jess and I
would just handle this one.

303
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,946
Jess? She's a vet. I always do
the outreach presentations.

304
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:24,760
No, no, I know, but, I mean,
you have so much work to do here

305
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,810
and, like, you're the boss
this week and...

306
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,630
Well, yeah.

307
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,030
I mean, look, I don't want
to go back to high school,

308
00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:32,590
but my main objective
is making sure

309
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,200
that Guiding Hope
is represented well.

310
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,600
You don't think I can do that?

311
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,120
Oh, absolutely not.

312
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,470
So how are you gonna find Keira

313
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,220
if you're stuck with Felix?

314
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,740
Oh, easy. I'll just ditch him.

315
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:51,130
And while he's doing the dumb
assembly, I'll go find her.

316
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,856
'Cause stoners always ditch
assemblies to get high,

317
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,010
so all I got to do is
figure out where she is.

318
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,660
Hey.

319
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,580
Hey, there.

320
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,060
I'm gonna leave
you two lovebirds alone.

321
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:15,030
What are you still doing here?

322
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:19,510
Well, I tried walking down
the stairs, but I couldn't.

323
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,510
Yeah, I'm sure you can do it.

324
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,040
I almost
passed out from the pain.

325
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,870
Look, I'm sorry, babe.
You broke it, you bought it.

326
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,480
Gonna have
to crash here tonight.

327
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,780
But you stayed here last night.

328
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,520
So?

329
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,830
So, we're supposed to be
this, like, casual sex thing.

330
00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,310
And what if I wanted
more than casual?

331
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,270
Then go hang out with the other
lesbians in this house.

332
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,320
Get your ass over here.

333
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,720
How was your day?

334
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,420
What?

335
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,340
Your-your day.
How-how was it?

336
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,410
Hey.

337
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:38,980
Murphy, what the hell
are you doing in the bathtub?

338
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,720
Max is in my bed.

339
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,640
He's, like,
touching me and stuff.

340
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,550
Welcome to dating.

341
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,210
I don't want to date anyone.

342
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,950
Well, I hate to break it

343
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:52,120
to you, kid, but you're kind of
dating this dude.

344
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,350
There you are.

345
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,620
Can you grab me some more ice?

346
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:09,010
Here. Fill it up, please?

347
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,060
Thank you.

348
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,560
Everything okay, babe?

349
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,430
Don't call me babe.

350
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,950
Okay.

351
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,960
I'd, uh...

352
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,480
I'd help you pick it up,
but I can't bend over, so...

353
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:48,880
Maybe you'd be more comfortable
in your own apartment.

354
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,840
I don't think I'd be
comfortable anywhere, babe.

355
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,880
I'm not the ice girl, okay?

356
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,060
You seem pretty icy to me.

357
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,500
This "us" or whatever it is,
it's not my thing.

358
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,940
So you got to go.

359
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,460
I don't believe you.

360
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,680
Stop acting like you know me.

361
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,120
I don't know you,
and you don't know me.

362
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,990
Which is why we're getting
to know each other.

363
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,730
I don't want to do that.

364
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,900
I like my life
exactly the way it is.

365
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,380
Right.

366
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:19,910
All your drunk
and meaningless sex.

367
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:21,146
I'm sure it's very fulfilling.

368
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,040
It is.
I bet.

369
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,170
Have fun with it.
I will.

370
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,390
Great.
Great.

371
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,620
Hello?

372
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,660
Down here.

373
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,630
What happened to you?

374
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,500
I broke my penis.

375
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,800
You still smashing
that married one?

376
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:49,890
Husband finally find out
and take a bat to it?

377
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,420
No. I ended that weeks ago
because I'm a good person,

378
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,330
and this is how God repays me.

379
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,640
Well, look, um,

380
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,210
I actually came to talk
'cause I need a favor.

381
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,170
Oh, now you want to talk.
What's that supposed to mean?

382
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,106
You should have told me
your little cousin's missing.

383
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:08,220
My auntie told me to
find out what happened,

384
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,390
but Nia's riding me
and told me to drop it.

385
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,740
Just go behind Nia's back.

386
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,010
And end up missing, too?

387
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,090
Yeah, okay.

388
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,100
Murphy thinks Tyson's dead.

389
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:20,100
Murphy?
What, you been talking to her?

390
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,930
Wait, let me guess.

391
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,750
She's the one who
did this to you.

392
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,630
So you messing with her?

393
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,500
I was. Eh, but I'm off it.

394
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,070
Good. Girl's trouble.

395
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:33,940
Oh, what's this favor
you needed?

396
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,850
I need you to help me
skim a little.

397
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,420
How much is a little?

398
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,120
15 stacks.

399
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,250
Man, that's not really a little.

400
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,470
Look, we don't make the
drop until next Thursday.

401
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,000
I'll pay you back
before we have to square it up.

402
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,310
Don't let this come back on me.

403
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,946
I swore I would never step foot
in a high school ever again.

404
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,620
The things I do for my career.
Oh, man.

405
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,150
I'm not feeling so good.

406
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,760
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

407
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,850
Now? We're about to go on.

408
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:15,410
Just start without me.No.
This was your thing.

409
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,476
Calm down. You do these stupid
presentations all the time.

410
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,330
Not to an auditorium
full of teenagers.

411
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,266
Well, unless you want
an auditorium full of teenagers

412
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,860
to see me vom on stage,
you're gonna have to start.

413
00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:27,250
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no.

414
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,820
This can't be happening.
Not right now.

415
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,860
What? My eyes are watering.

416
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,390
You're crying? No, watering.

417
00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,000
They tear up when I get nervous.

418
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,480
It's glandular.

419
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,740
I'll just wear my sunglasses.

420
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,870
Hurry.

421
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,840
I got it.

422
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,400
Hi, Dean. Uh, thank you.

423
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,110
Pumpkin, how you feeling?

424
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,930
Fine.

425
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,770
Talked to the, uh, school nurse.

426
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:08,160
She told me that you
got your period today.

427
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,910
So that's pretty cool.

428
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,860
Right? Being a-a
woman and all?

429
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,000
Okay, okay.

430
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,546
Okay, we have a special guest
here today

431
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,090
to talk to us about blindness.

432
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,750
Here from Guiding Hope,
give a warm welcome

433
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,140
to Felix Bell.

434
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,580
Thank you, Principal Lee.

435
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:38,850
So, uh, like he said, I'm here
to talk to you about blindness.

436
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,800
That's fun, huh?

437
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:47,810
I mean, not...
Being blind isn't fun.

438
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,030
It's actually very un-fun
at times,

439
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,900
but you're out of class.

440
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,250
That's pretty bitchin'.

441
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,210
Some sighted people think
that being blind

442
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,650
is all about giving up
your independence,

443
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,830
but that's just not true.

444
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,870
I will now give you a quick demo

445
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,090
of the two most common...

446
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,620
cane techniques.

447
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,620
Sweeping.

448
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:19,320
And tapping.

449
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,840
Whoa!

450
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,680
See? This cane saves lives.

451
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,550
I got a question.

452
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:32,550
Well, we're not really
at the question part.

453
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,250
Do you dream?

454
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,560
What?

455
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,600
Well, I was just wondering if
a dude like you can have dreams.

456
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:43,910
That's a very w-woke question.

457
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,390
I dream all the time.

458
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,790
Both when I'm asleep and awake.

459
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,830
But if you're blind, like,

460
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,090
can you see things
when you dream?

461
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:56,790
Oh, uh, this is
a misunderstanding.

462
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,450
I-I'm not actually...

463
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,840
Dude, you're legit brave.

464
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:15,810
Thanks.

465
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,290
You know, some days
are harder than others.

466
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,510
But I truly believe

467
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,950
that when life hands you lemons,

468
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,130
well, you can't see them
because you're blind.

469
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,090
All right.

470
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,960
Do you smell pot?

471
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,100
Hello?

472
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,850
Can we help you with something?

473
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,280
Do you know a girl
named Keira Shields?

474
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:52,760
What's it to you?

475
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:55,550
Yeah, are you, like,
a cop or something?

476
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:58,460
Uh, yeah, I'm a cop.

477
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,470
Yeah, the Chicago
Police Department is hiring

478
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:02,730
a bunch of blind girls
to protect the streets.

479
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,600
They'd probably do a better job.

480
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,000
Can I have a hit of that?

481
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,310
So you ditched the assembly
you were supposed to lead?

482
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,986
That is badass. It's just some lame
talking points

483
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,660
about what it's like
to be blind.

484
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,670
Super accurate.

485
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:31,890
What's it like?

486
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:33,590
Boring.

487
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,280
And annoying.

488
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:38,980
Imagine if you could only judge
people by their personalities.

489
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,590
I wouldn't like anyone.

490
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,640
Ding, ding, ding.

491
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,640
Is it hard to date?

492
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,120
I don't know. I don't do it.

493
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,040
Ever?

494
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,300
Nah, it's not really my thing.

495
00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:57,670
I'm just gonna have a bunch
of meaningless sex until I die.

496
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,610
So you really can't see?

497
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,700
Like, if I go like this...

498
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,400
You can't see me?

499
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,360
Nope.

500
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,800
Do you remember
what you look like?

501
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,150
I don't think anyone's
ever asked me that.

502
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,760
No, I-I don't.

503
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:25,250
You don't know
what you look like?

504
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,640
Mm-mm.

505
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,340
I think about what I look like

506
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:32,560
about a thousand times a day.

507
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,740
Come here.

508
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,480
Stand... here.

509
00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:51,840
You're standing in
front of the mirror.

510
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,060
We're gonna tell you
what you look like.

511
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,710
I'm obsessed with your hair.

512
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,720
It's blondish and really thick.

513
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,160
Thanks. I washed it yesterday.

514
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,810
And your eyes are green
and super sexual.

515
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:12,160
I have sexual eyes?

516
00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,510
You're seriously so pretty.

517
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,730
Okay. Yep, we're done.

518
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,090
So, you guys friends with Keira?

519
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,520
I heard she goes here.

520
00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:26,310
Yeah, she's our girl,
but she's been

521
00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:27,700
out of school for, like, a week.

522
00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,140
Wait, she's not at school?

523
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,530
Since her boyfriend ghosted,

524
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,010
she's been mad depressed.

525
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,970
What's going on here?
Is that weed?

526
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,980
Uh... Uh... it's mine.

527
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,330
Uh, these nice girls

528
00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:48,500
told me that smoking's
super bad for me

529
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:50,850
and my brain.

530
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,550
But I refused to listen
because I'm dumb.

531
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,990
From all the pot.

532
00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,690
And who are you?

533
00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:58,560
Murphy. Hello.

534
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,520
Yeah, I'm-I'm, uh, sort of
in charge of the assembly.

535
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,456
And the assembly is where you
two girls are supposed to be.

536
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,520
Okay, okay, we're going.

537
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,440
Hey, tell Keira
I'm looking for her.

538
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,000
It's about Tyson.

539
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,050
Have her call me.

540
00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:17,660
So you gonna give me
detention now or what?

541
00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:20,540
I have to pretend like I care
about stupid stuff

542
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,580
like pot-smoking
in front of the students.

543
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,360
Mm.

544
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:29,110
Do you... have a boyfriend?

545
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,160
I do not.

546
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,690
It was like a curtain closed.

547
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:49,780
But you know what's weird?

548
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,090
Even though I lost my sight,

549
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:55,960
I feel like
I gained so much more.

550
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,200
Are you ready?

551
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,900
Oh.Here. No, over here.

552
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:28,990
Oh. Oh.

553
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,480
Is that Mr. Robbins?

554
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,830
Get it, Robbins.

555
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,750
Oh, dear God.

556
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,670
Here. Take this. What?

557
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,670
Here, here.Okay.

558
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,240
She is my hero.

559
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,670
Okay, guys,

560
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,940
I know what we just saw
was a lot,

561
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,850
but let's just try
to get back to, uh...

562
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,680
I thought you couldn't see.

563
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:07,550
Are you not blind?

564
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,910
["All the Small Things"
by Blink-182 playing]

565
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,910
You were lying?

566
00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,910
About being blind?

567
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:19,310
No?

568
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,090
What a psycho.

569
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:23,350
♪ Say it ain't so

570
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,960
♪ I will not go

571
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:28,100
♪ Turn the lights off,
carry me home ♪

572
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:31,060
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪

573
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,230
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪

574
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,330
I'm never speaking to you again.

575
00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:41,736
Love that you think
that's a punishment.

576
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,370
Well, what was the
plan, by the way?

577
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,810
Just bring me here and
watch me get humiliated?

578
00:27:45,850 --> 00:27:47,090
Like, this is your idea of fun?

579
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,810
I didn't even want you to come.

580
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:54,560
My friend died, okay?

581
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,430
If this is some weird lie to
get me to stop yelling at you... It's not.

582
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,870
It's the truth, and I was
looking for his girlfriend

583
00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:02,960
to try to get some information,
but I failed.

584
00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:08,180
You-you cannot smoke here.
There are teachers around.

585
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,750
We're not students, you dork.

586
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,920
And you won't let me smoke
in your car.

587
00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:14,800
Just... God, come with me.

588
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,580
Just come with me.

589
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,630
Squat.

590
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,770
Your friend really died?

591
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:39,600
Yeah.

592
00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,740
I'm sorry. That sucks.

593
00:28:44,610 --> 00:28:46,610
Do you want one?

594
00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:51,620
What the hell?

595
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,380
I always wanted
to go under one of these.

596
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,330
Where are we?

597
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:15,860
Under the bleachers.

598
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,730
Where the burnouts hang out.

599
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,470
What were you like
in high school?

600
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,040
Oh, I... I didn't go.

601
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,830
I just lost my sight.

602
00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:30,180
My mom thought
I couldn't handle it, so...

603
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:31,960
She homeschooled me.

604
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,610
And you thought your high school
experience was bad.

605
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:37,310
The only thing worse than
being tortured in high school

606
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,100
is returning as a grown man
and being tortured again.

607
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:45,150
Speaking as someone
who tortures you on the reg...

608
00:29:46,670 --> 00:29:48,150
you make it too easy.

609
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:50,200
You got to start pushing back.

610
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,940
Well, how?

611
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,630
First of all, stop letting
the water guy bully you.

612
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,290
I don't get bullied
by the water guy.

613
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:58,030
Okay.

614
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,600
Okay, fine.

615
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,820
I do get bullied
by the water guy.

616
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:11,560
Did you really masturbate
to the Blink-182 album cover?

617
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,660
It was Shania Twain.

618
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,930
Doing okay in there, honey?

619
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,330
Hey, I-I looked up instructions
on how to put in a tampon.

620
00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:37,330
I'm just gonna go ahead
and read them, okay?

621
00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:40,770
Dad, seriously? No."Number one:

622
00:30:40,810 --> 00:30:42,810
Wash your hands thoroughly."

623
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,690
That's... that's always
good advice, tight?

624
00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:48,210
Um, "Two:
Stand in a...

625
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:50,470
a comfortable position and,"

626
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,870
says here, "some women
prefer to squat,"

627
00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:57,180
so are you squatting
or... standing up?

628
00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:00,400
Dad, could you call Murphy?

629
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,830
Are you sure?
I-I could just call Grandma.

630
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,920
Like Grandma
still has her period.

631
00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:08,970
Dad, just call Murphy.

632
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,930
Call Murphy.

633
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:16,240
I'm dizzy. I feel
like I'm dying.

634
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,630
These things are horrible.
Yeah, you get used to it.

635
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,900
Come on, Pretzel.

636
00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:25,070
Hang on.

637
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,950
Incoming call from that cop.

638
00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:30,080
Hello?

639
00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:41,790
You can't let the dumb girls at
school make you feel bad, okay?

640
00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:43,790
Period stains are nothing.

641
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:46,360
God, I wish they
had made fun of me.

642
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,270
They were all super nice,
which was way worse.

643
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,800
One girl even gave me her jacket
to put around my waist.

644
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,060
Wait.
Wait, that's why you're bummed?

645
00:31:58,110 --> 00:31:59,760
You want someone
to make fun of you?

646
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,980
Yeah.

647
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:06,200
Fine, I'll make fun of you.
It's sort of my specialty.

648
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,030
Uh, check out
this menstruating dork.

649
00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:11,470
Her uterine walls
are shedding their lining.

650
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:15,600
Man, she's so lame, she probably
has a vagina and everything.

651
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:18,780
Yeah.

652
00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:24,440
You asked for it.

653
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:32,750
All right, we're here.
You need help?

654
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:34,710
Uh, no, I'm good.

655
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,840
Thanks, Murphy.

656
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,190
Of course, you bleeding loser.

657
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:40,240
You're the bleeding loser.

658
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,410
Oh, yeah?

659
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:43,930
Hey, uh, Murphy, did you...

660
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,420
did you ever get into
that high school?

661
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:49,460
Yeah, I did,
but it was a dead end.

662
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:53,510
Well, hey, if you want to, um,
call me at the office tomorrow,

663
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:55,510
maybe I can help you.

664
00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:56,990
Okay.

665
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,210
Thank you.

666
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:04,520
Come on, Pretzel.

667
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,090
Come on.

668
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,000
What?

669
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,010
"Maybe I can help you."

670
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:14,100
Shut up.

671
00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:16,310
You like her.

672
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,070
Hi.

673
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,680
Can I help you? Hey, is Murphy here?

674
00:33:36,730 --> 00:33:39,160
She's, uh, in the back. Hang on.

675
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,040
Aren't you that
crying dude from school

676
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,576
that everyone keeps
posting pictures of?

677
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,690
No, I have no idea
what you're talking about,

678
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:46,846
but I'll let Murphy know
you're here. What's the name?

679
00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:48,830
Keira.

680
00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:59,010
What's this?

681
00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:01,270
Just a little something
to keep you on your feet.

682
00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:07,450
D, how much is this?

683
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,280
15 Gs.

684
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,760
You don't think
he's coming back.

685
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,110
That's not what I said. I...$15,000.

686
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,160
Is that what you think
my son's life is worth?

687
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,730
Get out of my house.
Take this bag with you.

688
00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,950
I don't want your damn money.
I want my son.

689
00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:33,350
So you were Tyson's girlfriend?

690
00:34:33,390 --> 00:34:38,180
I was, yeah, until the night
he left and totally ghosted me.

691
00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:39,546
I don't think that's
what happened.

692
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,880
I think he was in trouble.

693
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,620
Okay, so do you know
if anyone was after him?

694
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,100
He was not in trouble.
He was cheating on me.

695
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:47,880
What? I caught Tyson

696
00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:49,670
messaging some chick
named Jamie,

697
00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,500
so I called the number
and a girl answered.

698
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,190
He's a really sweet kid.

699
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:56,150
The Tyson I know
wouldn't do that.

700
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,330
Here's the thing about Tyson.

701
00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:03,810
He made you think you knew him,
but you didn't. No one did.

702
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:07,600
What-what else do you know
about this Jamie?

703
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,080
Only that she lives in Madison.

704
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,130
He snuck out a couple times
to go see her.

705
00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:14,430
Madison.
Yeah.

706
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,740
Bet you he's there
with her right now.

707
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,050
Do you have this Jamie's number?

708
00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:25,660
Yeah.

709
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,110
Here.

710
00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:39,020
Thank you.

711
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,200
And if you see Tyson,

712
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,980
tell him I said to never,
ever text me again.

713
00:35:57,610 --> 00:35:59,300
Hey, Fievel.

714
00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:01,700
Looks like you've been going
through a lot of water lately.

715
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,066
Either that or somebody
at Guiding Hope

716
00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:05,050
has a giant crush on me.

717
00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:06,700
Well, most of our clients
are blind.

718
00:36:08,050 --> 00:36:09,440
What?

719
00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:11,620
It was called a dig.

720
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:16,320
And, uh, you-you can just leave
the water right there, actually.

721
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,240
Today, I'm gonna replace it.

722
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,590
You sure?

723
00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:23,110
Oh, yeah.

724
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:27,590
["All the Small Things"
by Blink-182 playing]

725
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,446
I'm gonna replace the water
bottles myself from now on,

726
00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:33,380
okay?

727
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:41,480
There it is!

728
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,610
♪ Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ♪

729
00:36:43,650 --> 00:36:46,180
I guess you got it from here.

730
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,270
♪ Carry me home

731
00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:50,790
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪

732
00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:55,400
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪

733
00:37:03,670 --> 00:37:05,720
Hey.

734
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,160
I did the laundry,
and I found a men's sock.

735
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,290
It's Max's.
I used it to hold the ice.

736
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:18,820
You can... you can toss it.

737
00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:23,820
Murph, it's okay
to like someone.

738
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:26,390
It's actually

739
00:37:26,430 --> 00:37:28,910
one of the best things
in the entire world.

740
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,530
You're such a lesbian.

741
00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:35,140
Just call him.

742
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:38,840
And say what?

743
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:42,580
Just tell him how you feel.

744
00:37:54,850 --> 00:37:56,510
♪ Every time you get a drink

745
00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:59,990
That's him walking in.
Good luck, Murph.

746
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,430
♪ And every time
you go to sleep ♪

747
00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:10,350
Hi.

748
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:12,440
♪ Are those dreams
inside your head? ♪

749
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,260
Hey.

750
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:17,880
♪ Is there sunlight
on your bed? ♪

751
00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:22,660
What's up?

752
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:25,230
♪ And every time
you're driving home ♪

753
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,150
You-you left your
sock at my house.

754
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,850
♪ Way outside
your safety zone... ♪

755
00:38:30,890 --> 00:38:32,760
That's why you texted me?

756
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,030
Well, I thought maybe you were
wondering where it was.

757
00:38:37,070 --> 00:38:38,770
Oh, I lost a lot
of sleep over it.

758
00:38:38,810 --> 00:38:41,420
Well, I was trying to be
a good person and return it.

759
00:38:41,470 --> 00:38:42,730
Thanks. I appreciate it.

760
00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:44,340
You're welcome.

761
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,990
So that's it?

762
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,586
I slept with some dude
yesterday.

763
00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:52,390
Oh, cool.

764
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:56,870
I didn't enjoy it,

765
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,920
which is, like, a first.

766
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,400
Oh, come on, help me out.
I'm trying to win you back here.

767
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,530
By giving me my old sock

768
00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:08,140
and telling me
you slept with someone?

769
00:39:08,190 --> 00:39:09,620
I've never done this before.

770
00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:12,150
What?

771
00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:14,500
Like, dated anyone.

772
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:19,370
But I sort of want
to try that with you.

773
00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:26,250
♪ I think you made
a big mistake... ♪

774
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,650
Darnell thinks you're bad news.

775
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:35,300
Maybe I am.

776
00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:37,910
But I feel like you
might be bad news, too.

777
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,090
Oh, I definitely am.

778
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,610
Good.

779
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:46,010
♪ You own me

780
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,010
♪ Lucky you

781
00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:23,000
♪ You own me

782
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,700
♪ There's nothing you can do

783
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,110
♪ Lucky you.

784
00:40:40,150 --> 00:40:41,280
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00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:48,810
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