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‎“瓦南大人說：‘坎蒂塔
‎我會一直愛妳，直到死去那天

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‎嫁給我吧’

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‎但坎蒂塔不想委身於有錢的外星人

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‎於是她說：‘我不愛你，瓦南大人

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‎但我想和你做愛’

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‎瓦南大人同意和坎蒂塔做愛

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‎並第一次在她面前露出他的陰莖手

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‎她有點卻步，但她很喜歡”

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‎莉莉，那件披風是怎麼回事？

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‎它是我的星雲保護器，還用問嗎？

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‎莉莉又寫了一個故事

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‎莎拉，去跟其他女孩聊天吧

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‎我得沒收這個

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‎而且我要跟妳爸媽談談

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‎莉兒

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‎塔博老師打來，她真的很生氣

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‎她說妳寫了個故事

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‎是關於…

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‎手長得像…

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‎陰莖？

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‎對，她問我們家
‎是不是有什麼問題，真丟臉

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‎重點是

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‎好女孩不會談論那些…

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‎色情的事

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‎那非常不得體

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‎我喜歡寫故事

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‎那就留著自己看吧

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎開什麼玩笑？

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‎（《摩爾戴報》
‎新校長未能整頓淫亂高校）

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‎（荷普哈登允許學生
‎創作外星人的淫穢故事）

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‎幹！

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‎媽？

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‎什麼事？

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‎艾咪到了，她有預約

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‎該死，我完全忘了

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‎好的，我馬上下去

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‎好

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‎所以這一個的陰唇比較長，這很正常

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‎這個完全收在裡面

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‎有陰毛，沒有陰毛

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‎這個比較多皺褶

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‎這個是彎曲的，跟我的一樣

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‎這一個，看得出來正值生理期

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‎-我選有陰毛的那個
‎-選得好！

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‎-謝謝
‎-抱歉，艾咪

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‎今天早上有點手忙腳亂

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‎-早安
‎-早安

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‎外陰杯子蛋糕？

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‎好啊

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‎謝謝

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‎他們一定吵架了

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‎看看那些奶子

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‎對，我正在整理
‎我收藏的古董男性雜誌

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‎這些是我的最愛

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‎真不錯

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‎總之，妳今天還好嗎？

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‎這個嘛

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‎我跟我的閨密梅芙大吵了一架

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‎我覺得很難過

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‎但我也很想一拳揍在她臉上

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‎我們談談這件事吧

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‎妳今天話好少

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‎只是有點累

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‎（通知：一封新電郵）

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‎（恭喜妳錄取）

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‎（千里馬計畫）

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‎怎麼了？

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‎我錄取千里馬計畫了

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‎真不敢相信！

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‎我相信

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‎我就知道妳行的

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‎（歐帝斯：我們可以
‎談談之前發生的事嗎？）

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‎-真是太棒了！
‎-謝謝

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‎享受這份喜悅吧

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‎否則我要講笑話了

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‎拜託不要

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‎-敲敲…
‎-夠了，好的，我要去上學了

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‎待會見

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‎媽咪

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‎這是給妳的

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‎我的朋友會嫉妒我有這些禮物

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‎亞比歐真大方

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‎我總是在吹噓我的女婿

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‎在英國是個很成功的會計師

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‎她在說什麼？爸又不是會計師

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‎我再幫你多拿一點

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‎別麻煩了，媽咪，我去就好

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‎沒關係，我沒什麼機會伺候孫子

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‎姊姊啊！

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‎碧碧，艾米卡

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‎他要去參加婚禮

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‎我好幾年沒見過他了

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‎-艾米卡是誰？
‎-他事業做很大

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‎-我不知道他是誰
‎-而且他還是單身

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‎別八卦了，貝瑞兒

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‎-艾米卡是誰？
‎-誰都不是

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‎你們本來訂婚了呢！

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‎-訂婚？
‎-好了，女孩們

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‎該為婚禮做準備了

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‎快去！

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‎外婆！

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‎怎麼了？

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‎她說我對史蒂夫不公平

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‎因為我太喜歡討好別人才沒跟他分手

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‎那妳聽了有什麼感覺？

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‎覺得自己像個白痴

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‎因為她可能說對了

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‎但她也不用把話講得這麼難聽吧

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‎妳為什麼覺得她說對了？

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‎因為那是事實

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‎我討厭吵架、討厭讓別人難過

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‎於是我就會撒謊、說別人想聽的話

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‎這就是為什麼
‎我可能不會跟史蒂夫分手

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‎這也解釋了為什麼
‎我多年來都結交很糟糕的朋友

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‎以及我為什麼會對公車上
‎那個噁心又愚蠢的男人微笑

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‎讓他以為可以用他該死的老二磨蹭我

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‎妳覺得

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‎如果妳不對他微笑

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‎他就不會侵犯妳嗎？

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‎我不知道

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‎妳曾經對陌生人微笑過嗎？

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‎難道他們有因此侵犯妳嗎？

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‎聽我說，艾咪

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‎那個人在公車上對妳做的事

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‎跟妳的笑容

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‎或是妳的個性無關

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‎只和他自己有關

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‎而且這絕對不是妳的錯

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‎明白嗎？

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‎明白

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‎我要怎樣才能變得更堅強？

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‎像妳一樣

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‎像梅芙一樣

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‎我敢說妳一定比自己以為的還要堅強

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‎妳能說出和梅芙吵架
‎讓妳感到憤怒這一點

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‎就表示妳已經開始
‎感受自己的各種情緒

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‎但是

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‎誰都沒那個立場

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‎告訴妳該或不該跟男朋友分手

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‎對，我想也是

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‎我確實有叫她別自以為是
‎去跟歐帝斯在一起

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‎但我這麼說是有道理的

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‎他們明明就相愛

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‎沒錯，他是有點渣
‎但他已經道歉過很多次了

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‎她也不是一個好懂的人，所以…

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‎或許我不該跟她聊歐帝斯的

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‎為什麼妳會說他渣？

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‎下次見，艾咪

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‎謝謝

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‎艾咪，可以送我一程嗎？

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‎好啊

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‎（艾瑞克：奈及利亞超讚！）

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‎-誰傳的？
‎-艾瑞克

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‎-我喜歡你的舞步
‎-謝謝

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‎來

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‎-我幫你戴上頭巾帽
‎-好

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‎媽，這叫什麼？

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‎“參議員”

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‎-你喜歡嗎？
‎-喜歡，娘到不行！

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‎你外婆可能會聽到

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‎艾米卡是誰？

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‎那是很久以前的事了

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‎我們當初年少輕狂

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‎這樣啊，那妳為什麼沒嫁給他？

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‎我認識了你爸

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‎-妳跟爸爸是在戰爭中認識…
‎-你這樣真好看

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‎謝謝

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‎謝謝，媽媽

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‎如果能畫個金色眼影的話會更好看

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‎我是認真的，艾瑞克，在這裡不行

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‎外頭見

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‎鬼扯

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‎“瓦南大人掏出他顫動的肉棒

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‎徹夜狂操贊朵拉公主”

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‎音樂劇很怪
‎但她是真的喜歡搞外星人

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‎莉兒，能聊聊嗎？

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‎-怎麼回事？
‎-我的故事被發表了

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‎荷普

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‎能跟妳談談

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‎在校內設置性別中立更衣室的事嗎？

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‎我認為對跨性別和酷兒學生會有幫助

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‎卡爾，你想討論什麼都可以

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‎但你得先穿合格的制服來上學

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‎怎樣叫“合格”？

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‎蕾拉，請妳過來一下

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‎蕾拉完美地示範了如何表達身分認同

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‎同時遵守校規

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‎所以蕾拉是個好小元
‎我是個壞小元，對嗎？

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‎我聽不懂你的流行語

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‎小元

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‎就是非二元性別者

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‎蕾拉，妳可以走了，謝謝

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‎妳喜歡分裂我們，我覺得很有意思

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‎我和蕾拉、傑克森和薇

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‎多重他性的力量
‎對妳來說太強大了嗎？

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‎我說了，等你能守規矩再來找我

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‎妳能相信亞當把屎丟出巴士窗外嗎？

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‎我一直都覺得他是瘋子

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‎天啊，馬克

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‎嚇我一跳

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‎為什麼我們又上報了？

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‎為什麼我一直在應付家長投訴

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‎說他們的小孩去參加校外教學

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‎途中有學生失蹤還出現人的大便？

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‎我會調查清楚的

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‎我跟投資人和董事會其他成員說

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‎妳會扭轉輿論

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‎是

210
00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:35,283
‎即將到來的開放日
‎絕對能擺平這些事

211
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,443
‎我們要向媒體宣布學校改名的消息

212
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,043
‎改名還不夠

213
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:42,723
‎妳得讓他們看到這個地方的改變

214
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,563
‎要是沒拿到下一波預算
‎我們就完了，明白嗎？

215
00:12:47,363 --> 00:12:50,243
‎是，我不會讓你失望的

216
00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:53,723
‎很好，我還有會要開

217
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:54,923
‎當然

218
00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:57,483
‎當然了

219
00:12:58,003 --> 00:12:58,843
‎謝謝

220
00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:02,523
‎謝謝你那鼓舞人心的一番話

221
00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:04,723
‎這麼挺我

222
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:07,883
‎這麼客氣

223
00:13:08,603 --> 00:13:10,003
‎-他媽的王八蛋
‎-荷普

224
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,083
‎抱歉，我可以晚點再回來

225
00:13:12,163 --> 00:13:13,283
‎不，沒關係

226
00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:15,563
‎有什麼事嗎？

227
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,363
‎我錄取了千里馬計畫

228
00:13:21,683 --> 00:13:24,603
‎我想知道妳有沒有找到資助

229
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:27,883
‎我跟董事會談過了

230
00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:33,363
‎很遺憾，目前財務狀況有點拮据

231
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,403
‎所以他們拒絕了

232
00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:39,323
‎好

233
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,643
‎我很抱歉，梅芙

234
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:42,243
‎不，沒關係

235
00:13:45,443 --> 00:13:47,683
‎希望妳的家人能籌到資金

236
00:13:47,763 --> 00:13:49,243
‎當然了

237
00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:21,683
‎（你的家人怎麼樣？）

238
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:24,083
‎（艾瑞克：這裡超讚，超多食物！）

239
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,163
‎-請慢用
‎-謝謝

240
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,363
‎免費的外陰杯子蛋糕？

241
00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:28,563
‎好醜喔

242
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:33,163
‎我一開始也這麼認為
‎但每個外陰都是獨特而且美麗的

243
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:35,123
‎值得被珍惜

244
00:14:35,203 --> 00:14:36,043
‎好好珍惜吧

245
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,243
‎超好吃

246
00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:45,843
‎妳幹嘛不直接去找她說話？

247
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,123
‎因為我還在氣頭上

248
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,843
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

249
00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:55,763
‎妳好嗎？

250
00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:56,683
‎很好

251
00:14:57,323 --> 00:14:59,203
‎我剛錄取了千里馬計畫

252
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:02,203
‎太棒了！恭喜妳，梅芙

253
00:15:02,283 --> 00:15:06,163
‎謝謝，我沒那個錢可以去，所以…

254
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:10,363
‎那麼

255
00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:13,323
‎我知道妳刻意忽略我的簡訊

256
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:17,723
‎這樣未免太軟弱了

257
00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:20,003
‎對，抱歉

258
00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:27,923
‎我只是沒料到會發生那種事

259
00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:30,603
‎而且…

260
00:15:32,643 --> 00:15:33,803
‎我喜歡以撒

261
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,043
‎我覺得跟他很合得來

262
00:15:43,923 --> 00:15:45,083
‎所以…

263
00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:47,923
‎那件事就當沒發生過？

264
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:53,083
‎我想是吧

265
00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:57,243
‎全校同學請前往禮堂

266
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:16,483
‎（艾瑞克：學校還好嗎？）

267
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:26,443
‎我請各位來

268
00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:29,963
‎是要宣布學校的新走向

269
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,123
‎一個嶄新的開始

270
00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:38,083
‎摩爾戴高中即將更名為星火學院

271
00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:42,683
‎我相信各位有很多疑問

272
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,883
‎但我們會在即將到來的開放日

273
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,803
‎向大家說明星火的目標

274
00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,843
‎我們也會邀請媒體

275
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,963
‎讓他們知道
‎“淫亂高校”已經成為過去了

276
00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:59,643
‎說到媒體

277
00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,043
‎我相信各位都知道

278
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:05,043
‎今天我們學校又上新聞了

279
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,243
‎帶我走，瓦南大人

280
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:11,963
‎是啊，很好笑吧？

281
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:17,043
‎但他們說我們是
‎“充斥著性變態的學校”這部分

282
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,283
‎就一點都不好笑了

283
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:23,203
‎看來這裡有些學生

284
00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:27,683
‎以敗壞學校的名聲為樂

285
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:30,203
‎我們必須遏止這類行為

286
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:34,723
‎莉莉艾歌哈特、卡爾鮑曼

287
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,723
‎還有亞當葛洛夫，請到台上來

288
00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:58,923
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-我不知道

289
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:00,883
‎請坐

290
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:08,203
‎從現在起，懲罰的方式將和以往不同

291
00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:11,563
‎卡爾，請你唸出來

292
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,163
‎“我是個邋遢的搗蛋鬼”

293
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,843
‎請大聲一點

294
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,523
‎“我是個邋遢的搗蛋鬼
‎我一點都不在乎其他同學！”

295
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:26,443
‎這太亂來了！

296
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,043
‎坐下，傑克森

297
00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:31,883
‎把牌子掛上，卡爾

298
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,523
‎我不覺得我的故事下流

299
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:50,483
‎那為什麼大家都在笑妳？

300
00:18:57,883 --> 00:18:58,843
‎唸吧

301
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:03,443
‎“我寫出

302
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,843
‎下流又噁心的詞句
‎讓其他同學因此蒙羞”

303
00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:21,963
‎那個字我看不懂

304
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,923
‎上面寫著你不衛生

305
00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:28,843
‎因為你在法國做的事很齷齪

306
00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:31,203
‎-而且害同學們身陷危險
‎-夠了！

307
00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:32,283
‎坐下

308
00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:33,323
‎這裡本該是學校

309
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,483
‎不是讓我們害怕的地方

310
00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:37,363
‎好，你被停學了

311
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,683
‎-什麼？
‎-出去

312
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:39,643
‎什麼？

313
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:43,723
‎我叫你出去！

314
00:19:56,563 --> 00:20:02,123
‎“我不衛生
‎而且害同學們身陷危險”

315
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:09,083
‎到週末之前你們都不准使用手機

316
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,323
‎誰都不許跟這幾位同學說話

317
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:24,403
‎除非我同意
‎否則你們不能把牌子拿下來

318
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,363
‎妳最好把蛋糕攤收掉

319
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,683
‎好了，回教室去吧

320
00:20:54,643 --> 00:20:56,843
‎-喂？怎麼了？
‎-警察來了

321
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,643
‎-他們在找艾西…
‎-慢一點，以撒，你說什麼？

322
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:02,523
‎妳媽趁探視的時候
‎帶艾西去散步，結果沒有回去

323
00:21:02,603 --> 00:21:04,443
‎-他們認為她綁架了艾西
‎-什麼？

324
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:05,883
‎他們要去安娜家了

325
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:07,003
‎他們想跟妳談談

326
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,283
‎好，我去那裡跟他們碰面

327
00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:11,523
‎妳還好嗎？

328
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,443
‎不好

329
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,843
‎我得去安娜家，有急事

330
00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:19,203
‎-想借我的腳踏車嗎？
‎-不用了

331
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:21,283
‎-那樣比較快
‎-我不會騎腳踏車

332
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,963
‎-什麼叫不會騎…
‎-因為從來沒人教過我！

333
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:25,603
‎幹！

334
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,203
‎你什麼時候要結婚？

335
00:21:33,283 --> 00:21:35,283
‎媽咪，他才17歲！

336
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:36,443
‎我18歲就結婚了

337
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:39,483
‎現在的年輕人都一把年紀才結婚

338
00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:41,203
‎太蠢了

339
00:21:41,683 --> 00:21:42,723
‎等什麼呢？

340
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,763
‎艾瑞克，除非不得已，千萬別結婚

341
00:21:45,843 --> 00:21:47,043
‎及時行樂吧

342
00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:52,283
‎阿娣努克，我說過
‎妳不能出現在這張照片裡

343
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,403
‎萬一妳跟吉莫分手呢？

344
00:21:55,243 --> 00:21:56,083
‎出去！

345
00:22:04,203 --> 00:22:05,083
‎你有女朋友嗎？

346
00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:08,763
‎-他沒有…
‎-艾瑞克沒時間交女朋友

347
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:11,363
‎他忙著唸書

348
00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:12,283
‎對啊

349
00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:13,443
‎別讓我等太久

350
00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:15,083
‎我會每天禱告

351
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:19,403
‎祈求你遇到一個信基督的好女人
‎然後在奈及利亞舉行盛大的婚禮

352
00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:20,323
‎是啊

353
00:22:20,403 --> 00:22:21,243
‎在我死之前

354
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:22,763
‎各位，靠近一點

355
00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:26,763
‎好，數到三然後微笑

356
00:22:27,403 --> 00:22:30,243
‎一、二、三，微笑

357
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:34,923
‎那邊那位

358
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,243
‎你為什麼不笑？你會毀掉我的照片

359
00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:40,443
‎抱歉…

360
00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:45,803
‎-抱歉
‎-一、二、三，微笑

361
00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:49,523
‎就是這裡

362
00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:55,483
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

363
00:22:56,323 --> 00:22:58,923
‎-我想確定妳沒事
‎-謝謝

364
00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,683
‎-你來幹嘛？
‎-她需要搭便車

365
00:23:04,563 --> 00:23:05,443
‎還真剛好

366
00:23:06,203 --> 00:23:08,723
‎我該進去幫忙了

367
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:11,483
‎謝謝你送梅芙過來

368
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,203
‎我也去幫忙

369
00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:24,083
‎可以說說今天早上的情況嗎？

370
00:23:24,163 --> 00:23:25,643
‎她的狀態似乎還可以

371
00:23:25,723 --> 00:23:29,043
‎-上個月她爭取監護權失敗
‎-給妳

372
00:23:29,123 --> 00:23:31,963
‎她向來對探視需要
‎受到監管感到不滿，謝謝

373
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,163
‎她看起來心神不寧嗎？

374
00:23:35,243 --> 00:23:36,763
‎她是否有點煩躁？

375
00:23:36,843 --> 00:23:39,043
‎孩子們，還是我來問問題吧？

376
00:23:40,483 --> 00:23:44,043
‎艾琳今天早上的狀態怎麼樣？

377
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,363
‎她想帶艾西去遊樂場

378
00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:47,843
‎我萬萬也想不到…

379
00:23:47,923 --> 00:23:49,523
‎我媽會惹上麻煩嗎？

380
00:23:49,603 --> 00:23:52,403
‎這件事很嚴重
‎等我們找到她，她可能會坐牢

381
00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:54,483
‎不會有事的

382
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:58,443
‎她在上午10點17分
‎使用過巴洛街的提款機

383
00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:01,443
‎但我們並無法藉此得知她的下落

384
00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:06,043
‎她可能已經離開摩爾戴
‎試過在警局調閱監視器了嗎？

385
00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:08,003
‎試過了

386
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,723
‎-公車呢？
‎-我們也考慮過公車

387
00:24:10,803 --> 00:24:12,043
‎你們可以監聽她的手機

388
00:24:12,123 --> 00:24:14,163
‎不好意思，你們兩位
‎跟本案有什麼關聯？

389
00:24:14,883 --> 00:24:18,443
‎我是梅芙的朋友
‎他是她心機重的心上人

390
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:21,603
‎你本來是她的朋友
‎那場派對後就只是個混蛋了

391
00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:25,603
‎這裡唯一的混蛋
‎是偷刪我語音留言那個人

392
00:24:25,683 --> 00:24:27,203
‎你們兩個都到外面去

393
00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:30,923
‎-出去，對
‎-好

394
00:24:32,923 --> 00:24:35,123
‎總在不該出現的時候出現

395
00:24:35,203 --> 00:24:37,123
‎-回家吧！
‎-你又不認識我

396
00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:39,443
‎-只會讓事情變得更糟
‎-你又是在…

397
00:24:39,523 --> 00:24:41,283
‎閉嘴！你們兩個

398
00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:45,123
‎我妹妹失蹤了
‎現在不是你們逞威風的時候

399
00:24:45,203 --> 00:24:47,443
‎真搞不懂妳怎麼會選他不選我

400
00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:49,203
‎選？你在說什麼？

401
00:24:49,283 --> 00:24:50,643
‎根本是睜眼說瞎話

402
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:58,403
‎原來如此

403
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,963
‎你們在旅行途中
‎是不是發生了什麼事？

404
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:05,723
‎對

405
00:25:07,403 --> 00:25:08,563
‎那不代表什麼

406
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,803
‎我是說…我不知道那代表什麼

407
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:14,323
‎艾西不見了，現在我只在乎這個

408
00:25:16,323 --> 00:25:17,763
‎祝妳順利找到她

409
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:19,563
‎以撒，別走

410
00:25:22,203 --> 00:25:23,043
‎幹

411
00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:26,003
‎-謝了，歐帝斯
‎-我想我應該留下來幫忙

412
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,563
‎我不這麼認為
‎你只會讓事情變得更糟

413
00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:29,483
‎什麼意思？

414
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:32,483
‎自從診所停業後
‎你就變得只在乎自己

415
00:25:32,563 --> 00:25:33,523
‎不是那樣的

416
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,923
‎那不該是我的責任

417
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,483
‎我想你該走了

418
00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:40,003
‎我不想再見到你

419
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:40,923
‎梅芙

420
00:25:48,563 --> 00:25:49,483
‎雅各布

421
00:25:50,763 --> 00:25:51,803
‎雅各布

422
00:25:54,243 --> 00:25:56,963
‎我們得想好要怎麼告訴孩子們

423
00:25:57,043 --> 00:25:59,083
‎為什麼我們分房了

424
00:26:00,003 --> 00:26:01,603
‎我覺得他們不需要知道

425
00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:03,043
‎這是妳我之間的私事

426
00:26:03,123 --> 00:26:04,363
‎我不同意

427
00:26:04,443 --> 00:26:07,483
‎公開對話對青少年很重要

428
00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:09,403
‎好，那妳去跟他們說

429
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:31,523
‎我只是拿妳的本子來還

430
00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,403
‎想進屋聊聊嗎？

431
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:50,123
‎請坐

432
00:26:58,243 --> 00:26:59,083
‎那麼

433
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:03,403
‎你為什麼決定歸還我的筆記本？

434
00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:06,723
‎我覺得應該物歸原主

435
00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:12,203
‎我猜上學期影印的人也是你

436
00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:14,803
‎沒錯

437
00:27:17,563 --> 00:27:19,083
‎我為自己的行為感到羞恥

438
00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:34,243
‎我一直在看莫琳跟妳說的關於我的事

439
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,403
‎我認為那些都是事實

440
00:27:42,483 --> 00:27:43,763
‎但我不知道該如何改變

441
00:27:48,643 --> 00:27:50,483
‎來學生論壇發表你的意見

442
00:27:51,123 --> 00:27:53,963
‎-謝謝
‎-薇，聽著，我有個點子

443
00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:57,043
‎我們在論壇問大家
‎對荷普的新價值觀有何看法

444
00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:00,843
‎如果很多人不喜歡她的作為
‎或許我們可以改變現狀

445
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,643
‎我不能那麼做

446
00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:05,923
‎妳為什麼要幫她？她只會製造麻煩！

447
00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:09,363
‎我不是白癡，好嗎？我要進一流大學

448
00:28:09,443 --> 00:28:12,243
‎這不只是我的夢想
‎對我全家人都很重要

449
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,323
‎我沒那個能耐跟學校對幹

450
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:18,163
‎我知道妳不是白癡
‎妳是我見過最聰明的人

451
00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:21,123
‎但如果妳以為她在乎妳的夢想
‎那就是在自欺欺人

452
00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:23,763
‎薇薇安奧迪桑雅請到校長室

453
00:28:26,363 --> 00:28:27,243
‎好好想想吧

454
00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:38,523
‎我請妳在這趟旅程中看好妳的同學們

455
00:28:39,643 --> 00:28:42,083
‎然後我聽到謠言，我感到很困惑

456
00:28:42,163 --> 00:28:46,963
‎因為當我問妳
‎旅行怎麼樣的時候，妳說

457
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:47,923
‎“很順利”

458
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,363
‎解除我的困惑，薇

459
00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,483
‎我不想害任何人惹上麻煩

460
00:28:54,603 --> 00:28:56,443
‎-我覺得自己夾在中間
‎-好的

461
00:28:58,963 --> 00:29:00,363
‎我第一次見到妳的時候

462
00:29:01,003 --> 00:29:01,923
‎我心想

463
00:29:02,723 --> 00:29:04,203
‎“這女孩一定會出人頭地”

464
00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:07,883
‎“她拚勁十足、心無旁鶩”

465
00:29:08,603 --> 00:29:10,323
‎如果因為怕得罪人就不敢說真話

466
00:29:10,403 --> 00:29:12,123
‎我不知道妳未來還能有什麼成就

467
00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:14,403
‎對不起，我應該說實話的

468
00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:16,323
‎別跟我道歉

469
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,363
‎跟妳自己道歉

470
00:29:18,443 --> 00:29:22,483
‎我不想看到妳
‎因為必須當好人而失去機會

471
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,923
‎這是非常女性化的特質

472
00:29:25,003 --> 00:29:26,283
‎它會阻礙我們

473
00:29:26,363 --> 00:29:27,803
‎這種事不會再發生了

474
00:29:27,883 --> 00:29:28,883
‎最好是這樣

475
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,563
‎薇薇安，還有一件事

476
00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:40,083
‎我要妳在即將到來的開放日

477
00:29:40,163 --> 00:29:42,883
‎向媒體和未來的學生做一個簡報

478
00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:44,683
‎在我出包之後？

479
00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:47,283
‎對，妳是我們的學生會長

480
00:29:47,363 --> 00:29:51,323
‎讓一個堅強、聰明的
‎有色人種少女來帶頭

481
00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:53,163
‎能顯出我們學校的開明

482
00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:57,323
‎所以觀感才是重點

483
00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,523
‎當然了

484
00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:05,443
‎這是讓妳做準備的影片和幻燈片

485
00:30:20,523 --> 00:30:22,523
‎妳會來參加學生論壇嗎？

486
00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:26,363
‎或許會有一些
‎可以加進簡報的有趣點子

487
00:30:26,963 --> 00:30:29,683
‎我為什麼要花一小時去聽一群青少年

488
00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:32,523
‎抱怨他們微不足道的問題？

489
00:30:32,603 --> 00:30:33,883
‎不了，謝謝

490
00:30:34,403 --> 00:30:36,603
‎我今天已經受夠這種鑽牛角尖

491
00:30:36,683 --> 00:30:38,843
‎執著於身分認同的歇斯底里狀態了

492
00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:42,803
‎妳和妳那些內心脆弱
‎心胸狹窄的同學最好儘早明白

493
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,563
‎你們並沒有那麼特別

494
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:49,323
‎還有現實世界
‎根本不在乎你們所謂的問題

495
00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:05,083
‎（新錄音）

496
00:31:07,843 --> 00:31:10,363
‎麥克，我想問你關於童年的事

497
00:31:12,523 --> 00:31:13,683
‎跟我聊聊你母親

498
00:31:15,523 --> 00:31:16,683
‎她很安靜

499
00:31:18,163 --> 00:31:19,163
‎而且溫柔

500
00:31:21,403 --> 00:31:22,363
‎她喜歡下廚

501
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,443
‎她身上總是有股香味

502
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:29,763
‎洗髮精的味道

503
00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:04,283
‎那你父親呢？

504
00:32:05,363 --> 00:32:06,443
‎我爸，他…

505
00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:10,003
‎他跟我媽不一樣

506
00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:22,203
‎-爛透了，爸
‎-你應該把球擋下來的

507
00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:25,163
‎爸，娘麥好像在哭！

508
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:26,483
‎什麼？

509
00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,243
‎你為什麼哭？

510
00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:30,483
‎別哭了，你是男生！

511
00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:34,043
‎男生是不會哭的

512
00:32:40,603 --> 00:32:42,363
‎你上次哭是什麼時候？

513
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,043
‎我記不得了

514
00:32:46,563 --> 00:32:48,403
‎連分居後都沒哭嗎？

515
00:32:54,963 --> 00:32:56,723
‎什麼事會讓你感到愉悅？

516
00:32:58,163 --> 00:32:59,243
‎妳是要我…

517
00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:01,683
‎自慰嗎？

518
00:33:02,403 --> 00:33:03,323
‎沒有

519
00:33:05,243 --> 00:33:08,883
‎麥克，信不信由你
‎並不是所有問題都會繞回性事上

520
00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:12,483
‎我想問的是

521
00:33:14,403 --> 00:33:17,443
‎你做什麼事會感到開心？

522
00:33:21,523 --> 00:33:23,043
‎我沒有感受過那種情緒

523
00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:30,123
‎麥克，當孩子被父母欺負的時候

524
00:33:30,763 --> 00:33:35,043
‎他們往往誤以為情緒是脆弱的跡象

525
00:33:35,123 --> 00:33:36,523
‎於是就停止去感受

526
00:33:38,523 --> 00:33:40,003
‎我希望你做的

527
00:33:41,523 --> 00:33:45,523
‎是找到能讓你感到開心的事

528
00:33:53,203 --> 00:33:54,083
‎謝謝妳

529
00:33:55,643 --> 00:33:58,003
‎抱歉我提到了…

530
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,003
‎自慰

531
00:34:01,163 --> 00:34:02,443
‎完全不用在意

532
00:34:03,803 --> 00:34:06,443
‎不過以你的情況來說

533
00:34:07,123 --> 00:34:09,643
‎自慰或許是個好主意

534
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:16,763
‎你還好嗎？

535
00:34:19,203 --> 00:34:20,083
‎怎麼了？

536
00:34:21,163 --> 00:34:24,523
‎我又把事情搞砸了

537
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:28,003
‎因為我顯然無法

538
00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:30,163
‎跟任何人建立良好的關係

539
00:34:32,923 --> 00:34:34,683
‎這件事和梅芙有關嗎？

540
00:34:38,403 --> 00:34:40,243
‎我從來沒跟妳提過梅芙的事

541
00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:47,203
‎艾咪來治療時跟我提到

542
00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:50,643
‎你和一個叫梅芙的人有曖昧

543
00:34:50,723 --> 00:34:53,883
‎而且你在家開派對時發生了一些事

544
00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:56,323
‎然後你們倆因為你說的某些話鬧翻了

545
00:34:56,403 --> 00:34:57,283
‎你想談談嗎？

546
00:34:57,803 --> 00:34:59,923
‎不，我不想談這件事

547
00:35:00,643 --> 00:35:05,963
‎嫉妒會讓人行為反常而且言不由衷

548
00:35:06,683 --> 00:35:10,603
‎-有牽涉到其他男孩嗎？
‎-妳又來了！

549
00:35:11,683 --> 00:35:15,683
‎真不敢相信妳好意思
‎叫我停止給別人建議

550
00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:17,683
‎說我那樣不道德

551
00:35:17,763 --> 00:35:20,083
‎世界上最不道德的女人就是妳

552
00:35:20,163 --> 00:35:22,763
‎-為什麼不讓我幫你？
‎-幫我？

553
00:35:23,403 --> 00:35:25,483
‎妳怎麼可能幫得了我？

554
00:35:25,563 --> 00:35:28,203
‎妳把每個接觸過的男人都推得遠遠的

555
00:35:28,803 --> 00:35:32,603
‎-妳完全不懂得經營感情
‎-你為什麼這麼說？

556
00:35:33,803 --> 00:35:35,323
‎妳把雅各布帶進我的生活

557
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:38,123
‎讓歐拉像個姊妹一樣和我同住

558
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:41,723
‎我喜歡有他們在
‎感覺很正常，破天荒第一次

559
00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:44,243
‎但那已經結束了

560
00:35:45,163 --> 00:35:46,203
‎對吧？

561
00:35:50,123 --> 00:35:51,483
‎是啊，我想也是

562
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:57,763
‎該死

563
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,123
‎-謝謝
‎-我的榮幸

564
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,883
‎是我的錯，我早該跟妳說我媽的為人

565
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:07,123
‎梅芙，這不是妳的錯

566
00:36:07,203 --> 00:36:09,923
‎妳才17歲，根本不該面對這種事

567
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,203
‎太沉重了

568
00:36:23,923 --> 00:36:25,203
‎妳今晚要留下來嗎？

569
00:36:53,443 --> 00:36:55,163
‎-艾瑞克
‎-貝瑞兒阿姨

570
00:36:55,243 --> 00:36:56,683
‎你覺得婚禮怎麼樣？

571
00:36:57,443 --> 00:37:00,083
‎很好啊，應該是吧

572
00:37:00,163 --> 00:37:02,843
‎-我沒參加過幾場婚禮
‎-以後機會多的是

573
00:37:13,643 --> 00:37:15,523
‎看到艾米卡了嗎？

574
00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:19,683
‎碧翠絲沒嫁他讓媽咪很難過

575
00:37:19,763 --> 00:37:20,763
‎為什麼？

576
00:37:21,563 --> 00:37:22,763
‎他的家世很好

577
00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:24,723
‎非常有錢

578
00:37:25,883 --> 00:37:30,043
‎-他甚至願意把整個世界送給你媽
‎-那我爸呢？

579
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,243
‎你爸？

580
00:37:33,323 --> 00:37:36,483
‎他是個很本土的人，非常樸實

581
00:37:37,683 --> 00:37:40,683
‎媽媽認為他不會有什麼出息

582
00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,763
‎但他證明我們都看走眼了

583
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,483
‎而且還在英國建立了名聲

584
00:37:53,363 --> 00:37:55,603
‎他們根本沒給我燉菜

585
00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:56,523
‎阿姨

586
00:37:57,883 --> 00:37:58,723
‎阿姨！

587
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,843
‎（學校怎麼樣？）

588
00:38:26,883 --> 00:38:28,323
‎很遺憾她這樣對妳

589
00:38:31,003 --> 00:38:33,163
‎以前我沒朋友也過得很開心

590
00:38:34,163 --> 00:38:38,963
‎後來妳出現了
‎讓我覺得自己沒那麼怪

591
00:38:40,323 --> 00:38:41,283
‎但那些都是假的

592
00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,483
‎妳叫我不要發表我的故事

593
00:38:43,563 --> 00:38:44,843
‎因為它很奇怪

594
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,203
‎然後妳批評我

595
00:38:47,163 --> 00:38:49,123
‎我只是想保護妳

596
00:38:51,923 --> 00:38:53,003
‎妳不該跟我說話的

597
00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:06,363
‎傑克森

598
00:39:09,123 --> 00:39:11,883
‎謝謝你挺我，荷普做的事都是狗屁

599
00:39:11,963 --> 00:39:15,003
‎-我知道
‎-我認為我們應該要反抗

600
00:39:16,243 --> 00:39:18,083
‎好，就這麼辦

601
00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:23,523
‎（薇：緊急狀況！一則新語音留言）

602
00:39:23,603 --> 00:39:26,123
‎我今天已經受夠這種鑽牛角尖

603
00:39:26,203 --> 00:39:28,643
‎執著於身分認同的歇斯底里狀態了

604
00:39:28,723 --> 00:39:31,763
‎妳和妳那些內心脆弱
‎心胸狹窄的同學最好儘早明白

605
00:39:31,843 --> 00:39:33,443
‎你們並沒有那麼特別

606
00:39:33,523 --> 00:39:37,403
‎-鑽牛角尖…
‎-現實世界根本不在乎你們…

607
00:39:37,483 --> 00:39:39,603
‎我今天已經受夠這種鑽牛角尖

608
00:39:39,683 --> 00:39:40,883
‎執著於身分認同…

609
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:44,563
‎（薇：如果你想推動改革
‎就來參加學生論壇）

610
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,443
‎內心脆弱、心胸狹窄的同學最好…

611
00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:30,003
‎婚禮這種事超怪的，對吧？

612
00:40:30,843 --> 00:40:34,043
‎你能想像對著一屋子
‎盯著你看的人跳舞嗎？

613
00:40:35,243 --> 00:40:36,683
‎我覺得我可能會喜歡

614
00:40:39,643 --> 00:40:40,683
‎我叫歐巴

615
00:40:41,563 --> 00:40:42,683
‎我是艾瑞克

616
00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:50,123
‎你一定常跑這種場合吧？

617
00:40:50,723 --> 00:40:51,803
‎其實沒有

618
00:40:52,363 --> 00:40:54,123
‎新郎是我的好朋友

619
00:40:55,643 --> 00:40:57,163
‎我一直都把攝影當嗜好

620
00:40:57,243 --> 00:40:59,283
‎而他又有點小氣

621
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,883
‎真有趣，我為他們感到高興
‎同時也覺得難過

622
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:11,603
‎因為我知道這種事
‎永遠不會發生在我身上

623
00:41:13,163 --> 00:41:14,003
‎懂我意思嗎？

624
00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:22,243
‎我以為…

625
00:41:22,763 --> 00:41:24,923
‎這裡不能討論這種事

626
00:41:26,523 --> 00:41:27,963
‎這裡有很多像我們這樣的人

627
00:41:28,803 --> 00:41:30,323
‎我們只是需要保持低調

628
00:41:34,523 --> 00:41:37,923
‎婚禮結束後我要出去
‎你想認識那些人嗎？

629
00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:43,763
‎不，我…

630
00:41:44,923 --> 00:41:45,923
‎我不能去

631
00:41:50,763 --> 00:41:51,683
‎好吧

632
00:42:06,563 --> 00:42:10,003
‎（布朗斯雜貨店）

633
00:42:16,443 --> 00:42:17,403
‎你來幹嘛？

634
00:42:20,643 --> 00:42:21,483
‎我覺得很內疚

635
00:42:22,763 --> 00:42:25,483
‎你為了我被停學

636
00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:28,883
‎我是為了自己的信念被停學的

637
00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:31,923
‎我…

638
00:42:33,563 --> 00:42:35,723
‎我正試著為艾瑞克寫一首詩

639
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,763
‎我在想或許你可以幫我

640
00:42:40,243 --> 00:42:43,683
‎你要我幫你寫詩給我前男友？

641
00:42:46,723 --> 00:42:47,723
‎當我沒說

642
00:42:50,763 --> 00:42:51,603
‎讓我看看

643
00:43:07,163 --> 00:43:09,963
‎-“艾瑞克，你讓我微笑…”
‎-你一定要唸出來嗎？

644
00:43:27,763 --> 00:43:28,883
‎這首詩很鳥

645
00:43:29,923 --> 00:43:31,563
‎你要用心去寫

646
00:43:32,283 --> 00:43:33,563
‎不要想太多

647
00:43:33,643 --> 00:43:37,763
‎你用不著因為我寫詩而嘗試寫詩

648
00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:39,803
‎我沒有，我是…

649
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,563
‎我是因為艾瑞克喜歡才寫的

650
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,803
‎那你呢？你喜歡什麼？

651
00:43:48,323 --> 00:43:49,283
‎我…

652
00:43:50,123 --> 00:43:51,043
‎我喜歡…

653
00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:53,643
‎狗

654
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:58,083
‎我喜歡貓

655
00:43:58,163 --> 00:43:59,043
‎不意外

656
00:44:43,883 --> 00:44:46,763
‎（給艾瑞克埃費安
‎手機被沒收了，我很好）

657
00:44:48,803 --> 00:44:51,003
‎（想你）

658
00:45:11,363 --> 00:45:13,683
‎（還來得及報名
‎米吉維爾郡狗狗技能比賽）

659
00:45:18,123 --> 00:45:19,923
‎過來

660
00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:31,163
‎（給梅芙：對不起）

661
00:45:44,443 --> 00:45:49,243
‎（梅芙：今天的事我很抱歉）

662
00:45:59,003 --> 00:46:00,603
‎太誇張了

663
00:46:08,443 --> 00:46:10,483
‎你確定不想看看拉哥斯的其他地方？

664
00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:14,883
‎我確定，歐巴

665
00:46:47,443 --> 00:46:48,883
‎帶我去找我的同類吧

666
00:47:01,803 --> 00:47:04,363
‎我們來到拉哥斯了，寶貝

667
00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:07,603
‎你要帶我去哪裡？

668
00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:09,323
‎等一下就知道了

669
00:47:09,403 --> 00:47:11,563
‎迷人的地方？

670
00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:13,443
‎有趣的地方？

671
00:47:14,003 --> 00:47:15,683
‎會讓人流汗的地方？

672
00:47:34,323 --> 00:47:35,603
‎對，就是這裡

673
00:47:37,163 --> 00:47:41,123
‎好，謝謝，我馬上回來

674
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:43,963
‎什麼？

675
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,603
‎你要跑去哪裡？

676
00:48:09,283 --> 00:48:13,523
‎我跟你沒那麼熟，我想我該走了

677
00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,163
‎什麼？我們才剛到

678
00:48:15,243 --> 00:48:17,283
‎-你要帶我去哪裡？
‎-等一下就知道了

679
00:48:17,363 --> 00:48:19,603
‎不，抱歉，你剛剛去哪裡了？

680
00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:21,923
‎我在檢查逃生路線

681
00:48:22,643 --> 00:48:24,123
‎-逃生…
‎-我會罩你的

682
00:48:24,923 --> 00:48:25,883
‎別擔心

683
00:48:27,563 --> 00:48:29,923
‎你會喜歡的，我保證

684
00:48:44,603 --> 00:48:46,803
‎來吧，英格蘭，歡迎！

685
00:48:48,683 --> 00:48:52,163
‎天啊，你美翻了

686
00:48:58,563 --> 00:48:59,403
‎你好嗎？

687
00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,443
‎大家好

688
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,443
‎好的

689
00:49:05,323 --> 00:49:06,363
‎謝謝

690
00:49:16,803 --> 00:49:18,963
‎別擔心，進去吧

691
00:49:20,803 --> 00:49:23,283
‎-你還沒準備好！
‎-我根本不知道

692
00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:25,083
‎我們要在這裡跳舞！

693
00:49:50,683 --> 00:49:52,043
‎感覺怎麼樣？

694
00:49:57,403 --> 00:49:58,563
‎像回到家一樣

695
00:50:56,003 --> 00:50:56,843
‎歐巴？

696
00:50:58,123 --> 00:50:59,083
‎歐巴，醒醒

697
00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:01,883
‎醒醒，我要回家了

698
00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:03,963
‎我家人會擔心的

699
00:51:04,563 --> 00:51:05,483
‎好

700
00:51:06,843 --> 00:51:08,363
‎很高興認識你

701
00:51:09,363 --> 00:51:11,003
‎什麼叫“很高興認識你”？

702
00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,923
‎我要怎麼回家？這裡是拉哥斯耶！

703
00:51:14,923 --> 00:51:15,763
‎開玩笑的

704
00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:17,963
‎我會確保你平安到家的

705
00:51:19,323 --> 00:51:20,203
‎那就好

706
00:51:25,003 --> 00:51:26,163
‎我們有…

707
00:51:29,403 --> 00:51:30,243
‎沒有

708
00:51:52,363 --> 00:51:53,243
‎你去哪裡了？

709
00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:55,403
‎我很擔心

710
00:51:55,483 --> 00:51:58,403
‎我跟歐巴出去了

711
00:51:59,243 --> 00:52:02,083
‎-他帶我見識了一下拉哥斯
‎-你為什麼沒跟我說？

712
00:52:03,803 --> 00:52:06,923
‎妳忙著跟前任未婚夫調情

713
00:52:07,443 --> 00:52:09,603
‎-艾瑞克，那是…
‎-不，媽

714
00:52:10,363 --> 00:52:12,603
‎我很開心能回來這裡

715
00:52:13,483 --> 00:52:15,483
‎結果我們從抵達後就一直在說謊

716
00:52:16,443 --> 00:52:18,643
‎妳為什麼跟大家說
‎爸是個成功的會計師？

717
00:52:18,723 --> 00:52:21,843
‎你爸是會計師
‎至少他住在這裡的時候是

718
00:52:21,963 --> 00:52:23,323
‎但他在英國並不是

719
00:52:24,243 --> 00:52:26,443
‎所以妳為什麼不說實話？

720
00:52:27,643 --> 00:52:29,763
‎-妳覺得他很丟臉嗎？
‎-沒這回事

721
00:52:31,243 --> 00:52:33,803
‎但外婆並不是一直都認可你爸

722
00:52:33,883 --> 00:52:35,243
‎說謊比較容易

723
00:52:38,843 --> 00:52:41,443
‎妳希望自己嫁的是
‎艾米卡而不是爸爸嗎？

724
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:45,003
‎不！那個男人太虛榮了

725
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,403
‎我們本來就不適合

726
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:49,563
‎-跟你爸不一樣
‎-什麼意思？

727
00:52:51,123 --> 00:52:54,523
‎跟你爸在一起我總是感到安心

728
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,083
‎媽，我不想假裝

729
00:53:12,643 --> 00:53:14,443
‎在這裡或任何地方都不想

730
00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:26,043
‎我很高興你不怕做自己，艾瑞克

731
00:53:27,523 --> 00:53:29,443
‎或許有一天我也能做到這樣

732
00:53:31,203 --> 00:53:32,843
‎但這需要時間

733
00:53:41,803 --> 00:53:43,323
‎抱歉害妳擔心了

734
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,163
‎我去幫你弄點吃的

735
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:16,083
‎（歐巴：很高興認識你，艾瑞克）

736
00:54:16,163 --> 00:54:19,123
‎（從英國的村子寄明信片給我！）

737
00:54:20,243 --> 00:54:22,803
‎（亞當：手機被沒收了
‎我很好，想你）

738
00:54:28,563 --> 00:54:30,763
‎替我謝謝亞比歐送我漂亮的禮物

739
00:54:30,843 --> 00:54:33,243
‎-告訴他下次一定要來
‎-我會的

740
00:54:34,723 --> 00:54:35,643
‎艾瑞克

741
00:54:36,483 --> 00:54:38,923
‎交到女朋友記得跟我說

742
00:54:39,003 --> 00:54:41,163
‎媽咪，其實艾瑞克有交往對象了

743
00:54:41,243 --> 00:54:43,563
‎我叫他先不要告訴妳
‎除非他確定自己是認真的

744
00:54:46,123 --> 00:54:47,443
‎她是怎樣的人？

745
00:54:53,283 --> 00:54:55,323
‎他們話不多

746
00:54:56,123 --> 00:54:57,763
‎但他們真的很愛狗

747
00:54:58,603 --> 00:55:00,963
‎而且他們很善良

748
00:55:01,763 --> 00:55:03,243
‎他們會讓我笑得很開心

749
00:55:04,203 --> 00:55:05,083
‎常常笑

750
00:55:07,283 --> 00:55:08,843
‎妳一定會很喜歡他們的

751
00:55:10,843 --> 00:55:14,403
‎大笑對心臟很好
‎聽起來她們是不錯的人選

752
00:55:15,843 --> 00:55:16,683
‎來吧

753
00:56:58,643 --> 00:56:59,643
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