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‎（你穿什麼？）

2
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‎（尤金：寬鬆的棉質上衣）

3
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‎（領口有抽繩）

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‎非常具體

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‎（你在對我做什麼？）

6
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‎（我在吻妳）

7
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‎（充滿激情）

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‎（在哪裡？）

9
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‎（我們在…一片麥田）

10
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‎（繼續說）

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‎來吧，尤金，快點進展到胸部

12
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‎（一陣輕柔的風）

13
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‎（我騎著馬前往城堡）

14
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‎（我停下來讓牠喝湖裡的水）

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‎請等一下，謝謝

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‎（為什麼我們在田裡？）

17
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‎（那是我的幻想）

18
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‎（妳是一名16世紀的少女
‎我是妳的護花使者）

19
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‎（我脫下遮陰布）

20
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‎（拔劍出鞘）

21
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‎（我慢慢解開妳襯衣的扣子）

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‎（一窺妳美麗的女人花）

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‎什麼鬼？

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‎抱歉

25
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‎我男友說我的陰道是“女人花”

26
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‎馬上甩掉他

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‎（下次再繼續）

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‎謝謝

29
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‎這裡是博蒙阿梅爾
‎索姆河戰役的戰場遺址

30
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‎英軍首日便蒙受
‎超過一萬九千名兵力傷亡

31
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‎那是英國軍隊史上最血腥的一天

32
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‎漢瑞克斯老師

33
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‎謝謝妳，珊茲老師
‎現在要講一些注意事項

34
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‎“注意事項？
‎但你通常是隨和的那個”

35
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‎我懂，露比，我的確是

36
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‎但從現在起，我不當好好先生了

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‎好的，珊茲老師會將你們分組

38
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‎妳有聽說露比的事嗎？

39
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‎有啊，你能想像
‎被歐帝斯米爾本甩掉嗎？

40
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‎在這段時間裡
‎我要你們穿著全套制服

41
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‎從開始到結束

42
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‎我不想看到鬆掉的領帶

43
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‎今天我們代表學校

44
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‎-所以別惹麻煩
‎-歐帝斯，你跟他們一組

45
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‎-老師，他不能來我們這組
‎-他是個討厭鬼

46
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‎沒關係，老師

47
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‎這是我應該做的，畢竟我傷了他的心

48
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‎這才說得通嘛

49
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‎老師，我有機會拿槍嗎？

50
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‎沒有，你已經問過了

51
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‎你也不會拿到炸彈

52
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‎艾瑞克，不行

53
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‎-你不能穿這套
‎-為什麼？這只不過是運動服

54
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‎你在奈及利亞最好不要引人注目

55
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‎那樣對你來說很危險

56
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‎那邊跟這裡不一樣

57
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‎媽，“對我來說”是什麼意思？

58
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‎你懂我的意思

59
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‎馬上去換掉

60
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‎動作快！大家要在半小時內打包完成

61
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‎真希望我在你們那組
‎我跟那些傢伙一點都不熟

62
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‎不會怎樣的，交交新朋友也不錯

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‎去吧，小傻瓜

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‎我知道這樣很壞
‎但史帝夫讓我有蜘蛛恐懼症

65
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‎妳是說幽閉恐懼症吧？

66
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‎蜘蛛恐懼症代表妳怕蜘蛛

67
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‎不，我愛蜘蛛

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‎我喜歡牠們毛茸茸的腳

69
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‎妳覺得這裡死了多少人？

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‎很多

71
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‎（荷普：跟我報告旅行的最新情況）

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‎（目前一切順利！在索姆河）

73
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‎妳的新好友荷普怎麼樣了？

74
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‎-她只是想關心一下
‎-她在利用妳

75
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‎我也在利用她，這樣才能出人頭地

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‎-如果妳覺得無所謂的話
‎-我無所謂

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‎馬切提中尉！你的國家需要你

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‎-嘿，薇
‎-嘿，卡爾

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‎妳應該來參加學生論壇

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‎談談制服的事

81
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‎你對這件事似乎很有意見

82
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‎不了，謝謝妳

83
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‎提出這個議題或許能讓其他學生受惠

84
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‎那麼他們大可自己提出來

85
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‎比賽誰先到山頂
‎三、二、一，開始！

86
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‎（尤金：想妳）

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‎（讓我的寶劍變硬吧）

88
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‎露比，能聊聊嗎？

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‎別看她，別跟她說話，別呼吸

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‎-我只是想道歉
‎-別說了，露比會崩潰的

91
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‎雅各布，我在車上等你

92
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‎好，來了

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‎妳好，我是荷普哈登

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‎我來見歐登醫師

95
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‎珍米爾本？

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‎是的

97
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‎我是荷普

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‎摩爾戴的新校長

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‎對，我知道妳是誰

100
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‎妳一定累壞了

101
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‎新的暢銷書和即將出生的寶寶

102
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‎是啊，確實挺忙的
‎但我喜歡保持忙碌

103
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‎來摩爾戴之後一切還好嗎？

104
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‎有很多事要處理，相信妳也知道

105
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‎妳在書裡有提到一些

106
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‎妳看過了

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‎我翻了一下

108
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‎很有趣的見解

109
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‎但在教小孩這方面我們看法不同

110
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‎是啊，我看過你們
‎性與情感教育的新課程

111
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‎在我看來，妳似乎在提倡禁慾

112
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‎與其說是禁慾，不如說是自制

113
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‎我認為那是很重要的特質

114
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‎對於應該專注於
‎課業的青少年來說更是如此

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‎可惜自制和狂飆的荷爾蒙
‎是無法共存的

116
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‎這未免太小看青少年了

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‎抱歉，我給錯表格了
‎這個才是給高齡媽媽的

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‎-很高興認識妳
‎-是啊

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‎如果妳願意進一步討論這件事

120
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‎我很樂意分享我的看法

121
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‎好，我再看看有沒有時間

122
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‎好極了

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‎有點尷尬，對吧？

124
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‎我現在跟你的前女友在一起

125
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‎而你搶了拉辛的男朋友

126
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‎所以我才說尷尬

127
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‎我還以為大方說出來
‎氣氛就不會這麼僵，結果也沒有

128
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‎其實我也跟艾咪交往過
‎要不要去看看戰壕？

129
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‎我沒搶你的男朋友

130
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‎你就是有

131
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‎-我真的很喜歡艾咪
‎-是嗎？

132
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‎她人很好

133
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‎而且根本就是一台性愛機器

134
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‎-你很幸運
‎-你真沒禮貌

135
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‎-蘑菇？
‎-不用了，謝謝

136
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‎制服的事你為什麼要拒絕薇？

137
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‎有什麼用？那又改變不了什麼

138
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‎-你可以試試看，或許荷普…
‎-老兄

139
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‎我們玩得開心就好，可以嗎？

140
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‎-好嗎？
‎-好吧

141
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‎有人要蘑菇嗎？

142
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‎你覺得呢？

143
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‎-好啊
‎-各位，我找到一座地堡

144
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‎妳希望我在學生論壇提出什麼議題？

145
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‎我認為學校該提供免費衛生棉和棉條

146
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‎真是好主意

147
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‎能幫我跟這傢伙拍張照嗎？

148
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‎沒問題

149
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‎誰是尤金？他想對妳的蜜穴做什麼？

150
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‎他是我的男朋友，我們在傳色情簡訊

151
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‎顯然中世紀少女是他的性幻想對象

152
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‎他說他的老二是劍鞘

153
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‎對，還說我的陰道是女人花

154
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‎真讓人倒胃口

155
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‎但妳喜歡奇幻的東西

156
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‎我喜歡玩《龍與地下城》
‎但不是在性慾高漲的時候

157
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‎也許妳該試著融入情境

158
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‎搞不好會有意外的驚喜

159
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‎歐拉以前沒接觸過
‎外星人角色扮演，現在她愛死了

160
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‎好吧，我應該可以試試看

161
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‎我可以幫妳，我可以說是情色天才

162
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‎一間地堡睡12個人

163
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‎每四個小時輪流一次

164
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‎睡覺時老鼠會咬下他們身上的肉

165
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‎真殘忍

166
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‎肉是為了戰役而留的

167
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‎也就是說吃到一頓好飯

168
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‎代表隔天可能會戰死

169
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‎上面說一戰時招募了
‎25萬名18歲以下的男孩

170
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‎跟我們同年紀

171
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‎想到以前的人得上戰場覺得真是瘋狂

172
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‎現在有些人還是要
‎我們只是比較幸運

173
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‎來這裡到底要看什麼？
‎這地方根本就是個垃圾場

174
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‎我們為什麼就不能去艾菲爾鐵塔？

175
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‎自拍起來好看多了

176
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‎我想我們應該是要
‎想像這裡當時的情況

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‎-奧莉薇亞，妳有聽到什麼嗎？
‎-沒有，一定是風或戰死鬼

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‎-你看什麼？
‎-對啊，別看了

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‎她恨你

180
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‎謝謝你挺我
‎但這件事我可以自己處理

181
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‎我真的感覺很糟，露比

182
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‎我無意傷害妳

183
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‎一想到妳恨我，感覺又更糟了

184
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‎我不恨你，歐帝斯

185
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‎要是可以恨你，事情就簡單多了

186
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‎我現在就是不想看見你，可以嗎？

187
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‎我知道了，很高興妳不恨我

188
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‎好了，各位，我們走吧

189
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‎-走吧！
‎-就這樣？

190
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‎我們才待半小時

191
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‎法國爛透了

192
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‎什麼是良心拒服兵役者？

193
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‎那是指因為不願違背自身信念
‎而拒絕上戰場的人

194
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‎我也想為自己的信念挺身而出

195
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‎就像那天妳在性與情感教育課那樣

196
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‎我永遠都沒勇氣做那種事

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‎妳絕對可以

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‎我…

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‎那天跟以撒搞上了

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00:10:51,963 --> 00:10:54,083
‎什麼？太棒了！

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‎-感覺怎麼樣？
‎-感覺很好

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‎對，我們很了解彼此

203
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,683
‎我想我會正式跟他交往

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00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,683
‎妳知道歐帝斯和露比分手了吧？

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‎對，我聽說了

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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,883
‎怎麼了？

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00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,923
‎-我只是在想，或許…
‎-或許怎樣？

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‎我…

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00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:21,483
‎-我以為你們可能會…
‎-我才說我想試著跟以撒交往

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00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:24,883
‎歐帝斯怎樣和我已經無關了

211
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‎好吧，酷

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00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,083
‎我真替妳高興

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00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:29,123
‎謝了，好姊妹

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‎（安娜：希望旅行很棒，艾西愛妳）

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‎-去他的安娜
‎-安娜怎麼了？

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00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,603
‎她擅自出了這趟旅行的錢

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00:11:38,683 --> 00:11:39,843
‎我超不爽的

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00:11:39,923 --> 00:11:41,243
‎她沒付錢，是我付的

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‎什麼意思？

220
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‎妳說妳付不起

221
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:46,963
‎所以我請我媽付了

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‎我知道妳不會收我的錢

223
00:11:48,923 --> 00:11:50,243
‎妳為什麼要這麼做？

224
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,803
‎那又沒什麼，我希望妳能來

225
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,283
‎妳不用還我

226
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,203
‎-錢對我來說不重要
‎-對我來說重要

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‎我們該上車了

228
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‎“我想脫掉你的遮陰布

229
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‎解放你美妙的劍鞘

230
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,123
‎然後在充滿風鈴草的峽谷跟你做愛

231
00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:15,003
‎你會用你高貴的舌頭

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‎滋潤我深藏的蜜桃”

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‎不，我不會傳這種東西，這不像我

234
00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:23,163
‎但還是謝謝妳
‎繼續想學生論壇的議題吧

235
00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:26,523
‎有些人就是缺乏想像力

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00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:28,443
‎莉兒

237
00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:31,523
‎我不介意偶爾不扮外星人做愛

238
00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,003
‎我早就想講了，只是不知該如何開口

239
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:37,683
‎-為什麼？
‎-我不想讓妳覺得不自在

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00:12:37,763 --> 00:12:39,763
‎我是問妳為什麼不想扮外星人？

241
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:40,723
‎我還以為妳喜歡

242
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,403
‎我有時候喜歡，有時候覺得有點怪

243
00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:47,683
‎-我要回車上了
‎-走吧！

244
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‎-莉兒
‎-動作快！

245
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‎我們要去另一個墓園，我很興奮

246
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,963
‎我是說我有點興奮
‎而且我會好好監督你們的行為

247
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,483
‎該死，我們延誤了15分鐘

248
00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:58,563
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

249
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‎泰瑞，如果你能趕上行程
‎我就給你20歐

250
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,443
‎-一言為定
‎-太好了

251
00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:06,563
‎動作快，昆汀
‎怎麼，你想嫁給法國嗎？

252
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:08,203
‎老天啊！

253
00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:12,043
‎泰瑞！

254
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:23,803
‎安全帶，柯林

255
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,443
‎妳想跟凱爾換位子嗎？

256
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,723
‎他可以跟史蒂夫坐

257
00:13:35,803 --> 00:13:37,163
‎不用了，謝謝，我坐這就好

258
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:44,083
‎他們不該死得這麼早，梅芙

259
00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:46,043
‎有些人年紀跟我們一樣

260
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‎好的，荷普

261
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‎妳六週前才進行過試管嬰兒療程

262
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‎所以我建議過一段時間後再試

263
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,603
‎我不想等太久

264
00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:08,363
‎妳有沒有想過其他選項

265
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:09,683
‎比如說領養？

266
00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:11,403
‎以前就有人問過了

267
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:16,803
‎我考慮過了
‎我還沒要放棄自己生小孩

268
00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:20,243
‎可以請問一下
‎這件事如何影響妳的夫妻關係嗎？

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‎-不孕治療可能造成夫妻關係緊張…
‎-我們很好

270
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,443
‎他今天因為工作沒辦法來

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‎什麼時候可以預約下次療程？

272
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‎我還不打算為妳提供下一次療程

273
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:37,283
‎那我得找其他醫生了

274
00:14:37,883 --> 00:14:39,283
‎妳可以掛安尼斯醫師的診

275
00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:40,603
‎他下週會銷假上班

276
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:43,083
‎但我認為他也會說一樣的話

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00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:47,243
‎我需要聽聽其他意見

278
00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,123
‎珍米爾本？

279
00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:47,243
‎是，我在等我的另一半

280
00:16:15,403 --> 00:16:17,003
‎一切都很正常

281
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‎妳之前說不想知道性別
‎有改變心意嗎？

282
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:21,923
‎沒有，謝謝

283
00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:23,323
‎我寧願等

284
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,043
‎很多高齡產婦都會選擇這麼做

285
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:30,163
‎她們的焦點是安全地度過孕期

286
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:33,563
‎妳知道妳有比較高的機率發生流產

287
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,323
‎基因異常、胎兒生長缺陷…

288
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,843
‎是的，這些風險我被提醒過很多次了

289
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:38,843
‎謝謝你

290
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:40,403
‎我不是隨便決定要生小孩的

291
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:43,523
‎是啊，現代科學容許像妳這樣的女性

292
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,523
‎生育年齡持續往後延

293
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‎你似乎不是很認同這種事

294
00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:51,883
‎我們很容易忘記

295
00:16:51,963 --> 00:16:55,123
‎高齡家長可能會
‎對小孩的人生產生負面影響

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00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:58,523
‎醫師，你有小孩嗎？

297
00:16:58,603 --> 00:16:59,843
‎有，兩個

298
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,883
‎你覺得有個超級王八蛋父親

299
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‎對他們的人生是否也有負面影響？

300
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:12,483
‎我要跟你的主管談談

301
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:31,443
‎你真的不再打手槍了嗎？

302
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,243
‎你在說什麼？

303
00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:36,683
‎大家都說艾瑞克傷了你的心

304
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:38,123
‎搞得你現在無法打手槍了

305
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:39,683
‎拜託你別說了

306
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,323
‎要是我不每天打，我的蛋蛋就會很腫

307
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,483
‎我不需要知道這個

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00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,603
‎不好意思

309
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:00,763
‎你要去打了嗎？

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00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:06,643
‎沒有，我沒有要去打

311
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:12,043
‎我不知道妳為什麼要放在心上

312
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:13,763
‎我覺得很丟臉

313
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,123
‎我一直打扮成外星人
‎而妳一直覺得很奇怪

314
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,163
‎不是奇不奇怪的問題

315
00:18:19,243 --> 00:18:22,763
‎只是做愛的時候
‎我偶爾會想處在真實世界

316
00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:25,323
‎而不是一個愚蠢的幻境

317
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,323
‎妳是說跟我做愛很愚蠢嗎？

318
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,083
‎卡爾…

319
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:55,643
‎-傑克森…
‎-怎麼了？

320
00:18:57,363 --> 00:18:59,043
‎你有注意到

321
00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:01,323
‎我們正在旅遊

322
00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:03,083
‎但我們…

323
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,683
‎同時也在幻遊嗎？

324
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:10,803
‎-幹，真是太深奧了
‎-是啊

325
00:19:17,763 --> 00:19:18,763
‎卡爾

326
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,323
‎-你看到了嗎？
‎-看到了

327
00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:24,643
‎要去嗎？我們去吧，走

328
00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:25,763
‎-要嗎？
‎-好啊…

329
00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:34,683
‎好，走吧

330
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,123
‎你永遠都是學生會長，馬切提

331
00:19:44,763 --> 00:19:45,843
‎見鬼了

332
00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:59,083
‎這扇門通往另一個入口

333
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:08,923
‎等一下

334
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:12,723
‎等一下！

335
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,523
‎請等一下

336
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:17,443
‎幹！

337
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:20,243
‎糟糕…

338
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:23,563
‎-放我們走！
‎-他媽的給我等一下！

339
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:31,083
‎快啊

340
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,163
‎你在裡面幹嘛？

341
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,003
‎天啊！

342
00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:56,603
‎老師！

343
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,483
‎泰瑞，穩住啊！

344
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:10,483
‎大家還好嗎？到底發生什麼事了？

345
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:11,923
‎有東西撞上了那台車

346
00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:14,843
‎我覺得是蝙蝠，希望牠沒死

347
00:22:17,323 --> 00:22:21,883
‎醫師不該對我懷孕的事發表個人意見

348
00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:24,243
‎這非常不恰當

349
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:26,923
‎這根本就是父權至上的表現

350
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:30,163
‎以最殘酷的方式分析女人的選擇

351
00:22:30,243 --> 00:22:32,603
‎-而且還是在醫院裡！
‎-怎麼回事？

352
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:36,483
‎我剛經歷了最糟糕的看診經驗

353
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,443
‎我在正式提出投訴

354
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,323
‎抱歉，我們覺得不舒服

355
00:22:40,403 --> 00:22:42,923
‎不，不是我們覺得不舒服

356
00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:44,843
‎是我覺得不舒服

357
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:47,763
‎而我的憤怒是理所當然的

358
00:22:47,843 --> 00:22:50,163
‎-你能幫忙嗎？
‎-我去叫主管過來

359
00:22:51,123 --> 00:22:54,363
‎好極了，對，不要理那個孕婦

360
00:22:54,443 --> 00:22:57,203
‎聽那個白人直男的話，他媽的

361
00:22:57,283 --> 00:22:58,243
‎珍，冷靜點

362
00:22:58,323 --> 00:23:01,083
‎別叫我冷靜，雅各布

363
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:02,803
‎剛才你人在哪？

364
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,083
‎我說過了，我去買茶

365
00:23:05,163 --> 00:23:07,123
‎去他媽的茶

366
00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:09,363
‎我需要你在診間

367
00:23:09,443 --> 00:23:10,443
‎有什麼事嗎？

368
00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:13,283
‎太棒了，又來一個

369
00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:24,923
‎-我覺得那不是蝙蝠
‎-是便便！

370
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,643
‎-是人的便便
‎-我覺得我要吐了

371
00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:30,643
‎你有個學生朝我的車丟大便

372
00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:33,243
‎是，好的

373
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:35,643
‎有人知道他在說什麼嗎？

374
00:23:35,723 --> 00:23:36,683
‎誰會說法語？

375
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:38,363
‎拉辛，拜託你

376
00:23:41,243 --> 00:23:43,323
‎他說至少沒有人受傷

377
00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:44,683
‎是啊

378
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:47,283
‎我看到有隻手把它丟出窗外

379
00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:51,363
‎他說我們應該回到車上繼續旅程

380
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:53,643
‎是他

381
00:23:54,123 --> 00:23:57,243
‎就是他，他沒穿襪子！

382
00:23:57,323 --> 00:23:59,603
‎就是他朝我的車丟大便！

383
00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:02,763
‎他以為他認識我

384
00:24:02,843 --> 00:24:04,603
‎我不認識你，先生，抱歉

385
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:05,803
‎你不可能認識我們的

386
00:24:05,883 --> 00:24:07,603
‎我們來自英格蘭的摩爾戴

387
00:24:07,683 --> 00:24:09,443
‎我覺得這是從我們的巴士丟出來的

388
00:24:09,523 --> 00:24:11,563
‎馬桶堵住了，窗戶是開著的

389
00:24:14,643 --> 00:24:15,603
‎天啊

390
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:19,643
‎有人從巴士上丟便便出來嗎？

391
00:24:19,723 --> 00:24:21,323
‎如果是我幹的呢？

392
00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:24,043
‎-不是你，傑克森
‎-我一天到晚都在大便

393
00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:26,363
‎-誰幹的，快承認
‎-我真是個白癡

394
00:24:26,443 --> 00:24:28,203
‎那個人把它放進襪子裡嗎？

395
00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:29,363
‎安瓦爾，別碰它

396
00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:31,003
‎那可能是證據，天啊

397
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,363
‎我的媽啊！

398
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:35,083
‎很好，荷普打來了

399
00:24:35,163 --> 00:24:36,443
‎別接，柯林

400
00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:40,603
‎天啊，你們覺得很好笑嗎？

401
00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,283
‎是嗎？

402
00:24:42,363 --> 00:24:47,043
‎你們知道我和珊茲老師
‎承受的壓力有多大嗎？

403
00:24:47,123 --> 00:24:52,123
‎有人要為這天外飛來的屎負責！

404
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,403
‎誰？沒人嗎？

405
00:24:54,483 --> 00:24:56,683
‎好，我本來不想這麼做的

406
00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:58,443
‎男生們，褲腳拉起來

407
00:24:58,523 --> 00:24:59,643
‎我們要檢查襪子

408
00:24:59,723 --> 00:25:00,763
‎褲腳拉起來！

409
00:25:01,323 --> 00:25:02,483
‎史蒂夫

410
00:25:02,563 --> 00:25:03,403
‎另一邊

411
00:25:04,763 --> 00:25:05,603
‎很好

412
00:25:06,203 --> 00:25:07,483
‎-米爾本
‎-認真的？

413
00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:08,483
‎對！

414
00:25:09,603 --> 00:25:11,083
‎有襪子，很好

415
00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:14,563
‎非常好，謝謝

416
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,843
‎不是你的，老兄

417
00:25:17,123 --> 00:25:18,883
‎傑克森，很好，非常好

418
00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:19,963
‎來吧

419
00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:21,483
‎-很好
‎-老師，那是我的便便

420
00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,323
‎-我慌了…
‎-不，那是我的便便

421
00:25:27,683 --> 00:25:30,843
‎-我把馬桶堵住了，我覺得很丟臉…
‎-我有時候也會大便

422
00:25:30,923 --> 00:25:32,083
‎天啊，誰不會？

423
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,643
‎現在是怎樣，搶著頂罪嗎？

424
00:25:33,723 --> 00:25:36,683
‎或許是我的便便
‎或許是珊茲小姐的便便

425
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,123
‎-什麼？
‎-她絕對幹得出來

426
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,363
‎我們沒時間了

427
00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:42,323
‎亞當，清乾淨
‎用什麼方法都行，可以嗎？

428
00:25:45,363 --> 00:25:47,123
‎亞當葛洛夫，真是感謝你

429
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,843
‎承認自己拉了這麼大的一坨屎

430
00:25:51,923 --> 00:25:53,283
‎還有破壞我的權威

431
00:25:53,363 --> 00:25:55,723
‎謝謝你，謝了，兄弟

432
00:25:56,283 --> 00:25:58,723
‎謝了，兄弟，真是夠了…

433
00:25:59,283 --> 00:26:01,243
‎-夠了，去他的
‎-好了，大家放輕鬆

434
00:26:01,323 --> 00:26:02,243
‎可以嗎？

435
00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:05,163
‎如果有人需要上廁所，就在那邊

436
00:26:05,243 --> 00:26:07,683
‎15分鐘內回來

437
00:26:07,763 --> 00:26:08,723
‎謝謝

438
00:26:14,003 --> 00:26:17,843
‎（荷普：發生什麼事了？
‎我聯絡不上老師們？）

439
00:26:20,443 --> 00:26:24,003
‎（收訊不良，一切都很好！）

440
00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:30,043
‎反正大家都把我當白癡，我想回家

441
00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:31,323
‎我以為你恨我

442
00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:34,083
‎不，我不恨你

443
00:26:35,683 --> 00:26:37,243
‎但我不會碰你的便便，所以…

444
00:26:42,243 --> 00:26:43,603
‎你要負責清理嗎？

445
00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:45,883
‎誰要負責？

446
00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:48,363
‎擋風玻璃都看不清楚了

447
00:26:49,723 --> 00:26:50,843
‎我該怎麼辦？

448
00:26:55,843 --> 00:26:57,723
‎真是太噁爛了！

449
00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:07,723
‎我決定當老師的時候

450
00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:10,283
‎我夢想著幫助學生發揮潛能

451
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,763
‎循循善誘引導出他們內在的創作天賦

452
00:27:15,123 --> 00:27:16,803
‎結果我卻在通他們的屎

453
00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:19,163
‎妳真是太偉大了

454
00:27:28,963 --> 00:27:29,803
‎梅芙

455
00:27:30,603 --> 00:27:31,763
‎能談談嗎？

456
00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:32,803
‎現在不行，艾咪

457
00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:36,763
‎妳幹嘛這樣？我很樂意幫妳付錢

458
00:27:37,643 --> 00:27:38,683
‎妳不懂

459
00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:40,123
‎我不懂什麼？

460
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,163
‎我們活在截然不同的世界

461
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,843
‎我不像妳那麼有錢

462
00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:49,643
‎我無法只是因為喜歡吐司
‎就決定要當烘焙師

463
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:54,883
‎妳這麼說真是太過分了

464
00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:56,963
‎抱歉，但這是事實

465
00:27:58,003 --> 00:28:00,563
‎我想做一件好事，就這樣

466
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,803
‎妳永遠不願意接受別人的幫助

467
00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:04,163
‎因為妳太高傲了

468
00:28:04,243 --> 00:28:05,643
‎我只是想做好事

469
00:28:05,723 --> 00:28:09,963
‎-我不需要什麼好事
‎-因為妳高高在上又堅強？

470
00:28:10,483 --> 00:28:13,763
‎妳裝作不在乎任何人
‎其實只為了拒人於千里之外

471
00:28:13,843 --> 00:28:16,003
‎妳這樣對歐帝斯，現在也這樣對我！

472
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,283
‎我沒有拒人於千里之外

473
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:18,803
‎-妳就是有
‎-不，我沒有

474
00:28:18,883 --> 00:28:20,603
‎妳可能也會對以撒做一樣的事

475
00:28:20,683 --> 00:28:22,043
‎最後害所有人都受傷

476
00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:28,083
‎妳好意思說我？

477
00:28:28,163 --> 00:28:30,243
‎看看妳是怎麼對史蒂夫的

478
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,043
‎每次他在妳身邊
‎妳就當他是瘟神一樣

479
00:28:33,123 --> 00:28:34,523
‎他很困惑

480
00:28:35,283 --> 00:28:37,843
‎因為妳太喜歡討好別人才不跟他分手

481
00:28:39,243 --> 00:28:40,683
‎妳說過要勇敢

482
00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:42,523
‎那還真是勇敢啊

483
00:28:43,483 --> 00:28:44,883
‎我一定會把錢還妳的

484
00:28:45,843 --> 00:28:47,083
‎我不想再討論這件事了

485
00:28:54,643 --> 00:28:56,083
‎妳回尤金了嗎？

486
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:59,603
‎還沒，太尷尬了，我想我會跟他分手

487
00:29:00,283 --> 00:29:01,523
‎我媽常說

488
00:29:01,603 --> 00:29:04,643
‎“如果妳愛一個人，妥協好過決裂”

489
00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:06,603
‎但那顯然是真的很喜歡的情況

490
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,403
‎她不在身邊妳一定很難受

491
00:29:09,163 --> 00:29:10,523
‎她似乎是個有智慧的人

492
00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:12,163
‎她的確是

493
00:29:12,803 --> 00:29:16,763
‎現在情況有點混亂
‎因為我爸又要有小孩了

494
00:29:16,843 --> 00:29:19,563
‎而莉莉好像無法理解
‎我為什麼覺得難受

495
00:29:20,243 --> 00:29:23,323
‎我阿姨去年過世了
‎我以為悲傷會過去

496
00:29:23,403 --> 00:29:26,523
‎但它其實不會消失，只會變淡

497
00:29:27,203 --> 00:29:28,883
‎也許莉莉從沒經歷過這種事

498
00:29:31,163 --> 00:29:35,203
‎要不要試著告訴尤金
‎妳想要他傳怎樣的性愛簡訊？

499
00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:36,483
‎上路了！

500
00:29:36,563 --> 00:29:38,203
‎-要嗎？
‎-搞不好有用

501
00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:41,723
‎（休息中）

502
00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:52,403
‎好，很好，好的

503
00:29:53,003 --> 00:29:55,123
‎現在大家都安靜下來了

504
00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:57,243
‎一起唱首歌，可以嗎？

505
00:29:57,323 --> 00:29:58,683
‎來吧

506
00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:15,563
‎妳還好嗎？

507
00:30:17,043 --> 00:30:18,523
‎艾咪和我第一次吵架了

508
00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:21,603
‎這趟旅程真是糟透了

509
00:30:22,523 --> 00:30:24,763
‎怎樣都不會比亂丟便便糟吧

510
00:30:29,883 --> 00:30:30,723
‎巴士呢？

511
00:30:34,243 --> 00:30:37,483
‎-妳有手機嗎？
‎-沒有，我把所有東西都留在車上了

512
00:30:37,563 --> 00:30:38,483
‎我也是

513
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,883
‎看來情況還可以更糟

514
00:30:47,123 --> 00:30:50,043
‎珍，好久不見

515
00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:53,043
‎妳怎麼都不打電話給我？天啊！

516
00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:55,523
‎那是…妳…

517
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,403
‎我沒想到妳還能…

518
00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:59,483
‎就是…年長的女人還有辦法…

519
00:30:59,563 --> 00:31:00,683
‎丹，說恭喜就好

520
00:31:00,763 --> 00:31:03,843
‎恭喜！靠，該不會是我的吧？

521
00:31:04,723 --> 00:31:06,163
‎不，是我的

522
00:31:08,003 --> 00:31:09,843
‎太好了，老兄，幹得好

523
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,243
‎我們該走了，再見

524
00:31:14,323 --> 00:31:16,963
‎好，我也要去看醫生

525
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,403
‎我的蛋蛋有道奇怪的擦傷

526
00:31:19,483 --> 00:31:21,883
‎我覺得是摩托車害的，但它真的…

527
00:31:22,763 --> 00:31:24,203
‎你們不需要知道這些，好的

528
00:31:24,923 --> 00:31:26,043
‎恭喜啊！

529
00:31:29,243 --> 00:31:31,323
‎妳跟那傢伙上過床？

530
00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:33,083
‎他比妳年輕多了

531
00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:35,163
‎我以前跟很多男人上床

532
00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:37,203
‎其中有些比我年輕

533
00:31:39,123 --> 00:31:40,363
‎這讓我開始思考

534
00:31:42,203 --> 00:31:43,803
‎思考什麼？

535
00:31:46,883 --> 00:31:48,723
‎寶寶真的是我的嗎？

536
00:31:48,803 --> 00:31:50,523
‎-什麼？
‎-他好像以為是他的

537
00:31:50,603 --> 00:31:51,603
‎別開玩笑了，他…

538
00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:52,923
‎他真的那樣以為

539
00:31:55,443 --> 00:31:58,283
‎我在家裡找到這個

540
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,523
‎那可能是任何人的

541
00:32:03,603 --> 00:32:06,043
‎可能是幾年前雷米留下的

542
00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:07,883
‎你為什麼沒跟我說？

543
00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:12,003
‎因為妳懷孕了，我不想造成任何壓力

544
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:14,763
‎然後我遇見這個摩托車騎士

545
00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:18,083
‎而且妳不久前似乎還跟他有聯絡

546
00:32:18,163 --> 00:32:23,203
‎然後我記得妳吻了妳的前夫，還有…

547
00:32:23,283 --> 00:32:26,483
‎-雅各布！
‎-這些事會讓我想很多，好嗎？

548
00:32:26,563 --> 00:32:30,203
‎聽著，我這輩子和很多人上過床

549
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:32,843
‎我無法改變這件事
‎事實上，我也不想改變

550
00:32:34,443 --> 00:32:38,563
‎但如果你不相信我，那就沒輒了

551
00:32:43,843 --> 00:32:44,843
‎我不信任妳

552
00:32:51,443 --> 00:32:53,203
‎真不敢相信居然會發生這種事

553
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,363
‎做個親子鑑定吧？

554
00:33:03,043 --> 00:33:03,883
‎就這麼辦

555
00:33:05,123 --> 00:33:05,963
‎好

556
00:33:07,643 --> 00:33:09,083
‎如果那是你想要的

557
00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:15,323
‎這段時間我們該怎麼辦？

558
00:33:16,043 --> 00:33:17,523
‎我們還算在一起嗎？

559
00:33:21,203 --> 00:33:22,203
‎我不知道

560
00:33:27,003 --> 00:33:28,323
‎好了，派對動物們

561
00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:30,683
‎現在要來真的了

562
00:33:31,323 --> 00:33:33,923
‎誰記得這首？有人嗎？來吧

563
00:33:34,643 --> 00:33:35,643
‎準備好了嗎？

564
00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:40,443
‎一起來！

565
00:33:59,563 --> 00:34:00,763
‎抱歉讓妳覺得丟臉

566
00:34:01,803 --> 00:34:03,683
‎我不認為外星人那一套很蠢

567
00:34:04,363 --> 00:34:05,363
‎但那不是真實的

568
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:08,323
‎我想跟妳一起感受真實、享受當下

569
00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:10,803
‎外星人絕對是真實的

570
00:34:13,363 --> 00:34:16,883
‎外太空可能存在
‎無數的星系、行星和宇宙

571
00:34:16,963 --> 00:34:19,523
‎妳真的認為
‎我們是唯一存在的生物嗎？

572
00:34:19,603 --> 00:34:22,643
‎我覺得專注於
‎我們在地球上的生活會更好

573
00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:27,043
‎想不到妳認為外星人不存在

574
00:34:27,723 --> 00:34:29,283
‎想不到妳真的認為他們存在

575
00:34:34,803 --> 00:34:35,883
‎天快黑了

576
00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:37,843
‎天一黑就會變冷

577
00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:41,723
‎我的法文只拿了乙
‎要是我們找到人幫忙

578
00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:44,723
‎我們要怎麼知道
‎他們是善良的陌生人還是變態狂？

579
00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:48,403
‎我們要吃什麼？

580
00:34:49,643 --> 00:34:51,323
‎我一直都很餓

581
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,883
‎我很慌，妳會慌嗎？

582
00:34:54,963 --> 00:34:57,003
‎不會，我們不會餓死的

583
00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:58,963
‎我覺得妳把這件事看得太輕鬆了

584
00:34:59,043 --> 00:35:00,443
‎梅芙，我們可能會死

585
00:35:00,523 --> 00:35:01,483
‎我們不會死的

586
00:35:01,563 --> 00:35:03,403
‎會有人開車經過，我們可以借用手機

587
00:35:03,483 --> 00:35:04,323
‎不會有事的

588
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,403
‎我們應該搭便車或走到附近的城鎮

589
00:35:07,483 --> 00:35:08,883
‎我覺得我們應該待在這裡

590
00:35:12,803 --> 00:35:14,883
‎好，情況很不妙

591
00:35:14,963 --> 00:35:16,003
‎非常不妙

592
00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:20,403
‎好，法文的“救命”怎麼說？

593
00:35:20,483 --> 00:35:21,483
‎我要怎麼說“救命”？

594
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:24,923
‎救命！

595
00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:26,963
‎我是救命！

596
00:35:29,523 --> 00:35:30,363
‎妳笑什麼？

597
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,203
‎抱歉，你壓力大的時候好好笑

598
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,843
‎妳根本沒在幫忙

599
00:35:38,163 --> 00:35:39,563
‎我是救命！

600
00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:49,523
‎你想說什麼嗎？

601
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:53,523
‎我覺得詩很蠢

602
00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:55,243
‎為什麼？

603
00:35:56,123 --> 00:35:59,363
‎只是冗長又無意義的詞句

604
00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:03,283
‎也許是你沒用心聽

605
00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:10,123
‎我寫了一首關於你的詩

606
00:36:21,883 --> 00:36:25,243
‎“我流血，是為了什麼？”

607
00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:30,603
‎-因為跌倒了
‎-“一個方塊人，如此平凡

608
00:36:30,683 --> 00:36:31,723
‎像匹無趣的馬

609
00:36:31,803 --> 00:36:34,723
‎他的眼睛從來不開也不闔

610
00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:36,563
‎他的頭型如此普通”

611
00:36:39,483 --> 00:36:41,043
‎還蠻不錯的

612
00:36:43,523 --> 00:36:44,723
‎但我覺得我錯了

613
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,403
‎你沒有我想的那麼平凡

614
00:36:56,883 --> 00:37:02,483
‎（我沒那麼喜歡中世紀的東西
‎但我覺得你這樣很酷）

615
00:37:02,563 --> 00:37:05,963
‎（妳喜歡什麼？）

616
00:37:06,043 --> 00:37:08,763
‎（我很喜歡玩乳頭）

617
00:37:08,843 --> 00:37:10,843
‎（你覺得怎麼樣？）

618
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:24,723
‎就算你不參加論壇

619
00:37:25,523 --> 00:37:28,643
‎你還是應該跟荷普提更衣室的事

620
00:37:30,443 --> 00:37:31,563
‎我不喜歡荷普

621
00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:35,323
‎但那對你很重要
‎所以我覺得我們要讓她聽取意見

622
00:37:36,523 --> 00:37:37,963
‎你覺得呢？

623
00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:41,963
‎好吧，我覺得…

624
00:37:44,123 --> 00:37:45,683
‎我們可以讓情況好轉

625
00:37:49,363 --> 00:37:51,563
‎我以為我什麼都不在乎

626
00:37:52,163 --> 00:37:53,283
‎其實我在乎

627
00:38:00,603 --> 00:38:02,323
‎是你讓我明白這一點

628
00:38:07,323 --> 00:38:08,163
‎好吧

629
00:38:10,003 --> 00:38:11,883
‎-我們會讓她聽取意見
‎-太好了！

630
00:38:25,723 --> 00:38:27,683
‎你好美

631
00:38:50,883 --> 00:38:52,283
‎抱歉，傑克森，我不…

632
00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,323
‎我覺得我沒辦法

633
00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:00,563
‎-好的，沒關係
‎-抱歉

634
00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:18,283
‎（我們別吵了，好嗎？）

635
00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,763
‎可以把這個傳給梅芙嗎？

636
00:39:23,603 --> 00:39:24,603
‎寶貝

637
00:39:26,363 --> 00:39:27,683
‎妳不喜歡我了嗎？

638
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,283
‎我不會難過的

639
00:39:30,523 --> 00:39:31,763
‎我當然會難過

640
00:39:31,843 --> 00:39:33,683
‎但我得知道妳是否還想跟我在一起

641
00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:36,203
‎我當然想跟你在一起！

642
00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:40,163
‎梅芙不在

643
00:39:43,123 --> 00:39:45,923
‎梅芙？

644
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:47,963
‎梅芙人呢？

645
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,003
‎她肯定不在這裡

646
00:39:52,003 --> 00:39:53,643
‎梅芙威利不在車上

647
00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:56,763
‎不可能吧，我點過人頭了，梅芙？

648
00:39:56,843 --> 00:39:59,443
‎-梅芙？
‎-梅芙！

649
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,083
‎梅芙是誰？

650
00:40:01,163 --> 00:40:02,283
‎你是誰？

651
00:40:02,363 --> 00:40:03,563
‎我是艾伯特

652
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,403
‎柯林睿漢瑞克斯

653
00:40:06,483 --> 00:40:08,963
‎泰瑞，把車調頭！梅芙

654
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,363
‎你和露比為什麼分手？

655
00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:28,163
‎她喜歡我比我喜歡她還要多

656
00:40:30,323 --> 00:40:32,083
‎這是真的，我懂

657
00:40:34,243 --> 00:40:37,643
‎妳呢？和那個以撒怎麼樣了？

658
00:40:38,323 --> 00:40:39,843
‎“那個以撒”

659
00:40:41,363 --> 00:40:42,483
‎還不錯

660
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:44,803
‎我喜歡他

661
00:40:55,923 --> 00:40:57,323
‎我知道你留了語音留言給我

662
00:41:01,523 --> 00:41:03,643
‎可以不要談這個嗎？

663
00:41:03,723 --> 00:41:07,483
‎妳無視我好幾個月，這已經夠丟臉了

664
00:41:08,163 --> 00:41:09,203
‎我寧願當作沒發生過

665
00:41:10,443 --> 00:41:11,563
‎我從來沒收到那通留言

666
00:41:14,203 --> 00:41:15,203
‎以撒把它刪除了

667
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,283
‎妳說“刪除”是什麼意思？

668
00:41:20,723 --> 00:41:22,043
‎他顯然是想保護我

669
00:41:23,243 --> 00:41:24,363
‎他搞砸了，情況很複雜

670
00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,403
‎所以妳從來沒聽過那通留言？

671
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:30,283
‎沒有

672
00:41:38,323 --> 00:41:39,483
‎妳什麼時候知道的？

673
00:41:40,243 --> 00:41:41,523
‎我不確定，幾個禮拜前吧

674
00:41:42,723 --> 00:41:44,043
‎但妳還是什麼都沒說？

675
00:41:45,283 --> 00:41:46,123
‎對

676
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:50,203
‎上學期你表現得像個混蛋

677
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,883
‎我不會因為你
‎打了通電話來道歉就原諒你

678
00:41:54,963 --> 00:41:57,483
‎就是這樣才需要道歉，梅芙

679
00:42:00,003 --> 00:42:01,123
‎他不該把它刪掉的

680
00:42:02,203 --> 00:42:03,243
‎他確實不應該

681
00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:06,123
‎但他刪了，現在我們變成這樣

682
00:42:12,243 --> 00:42:13,243
‎裡面說了什麼？

683
00:42:15,723 --> 00:42:16,723
‎那通語音留言

684
00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:19,323
‎不重要了

685
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:21,403
‎都過那麼久了

686
00:42:22,683 --> 00:42:23,763
‎對我來說很重要

687
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,243
‎大概就是…

688
00:42:38,563 --> 00:42:39,563
‎“嗨，梅芙

689
00:42:43,403 --> 00:42:45,123
‎我正看著電視上的妳

690
00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:51,923
‎但我想讓妳知道我有多以妳為傲

691
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:59,803
‎妳說對我有感覺
‎我聽了以後真的再也別無所求

692
00:43:01,643 --> 00:43:02,683
‎因為一直都是妳

693
00:43:06,243 --> 00:43:07,203
‎我愛妳”

694
00:43:09,643 --> 00:43:11,963
‎總之很蠢

695
00:43:18,203 --> 00:43:19,043
‎你是認真的嗎？

696
00:43:35,763 --> 00:43:36,763
‎你是認真的嗎？

697
00:43:39,643 --> 00:43:40,883
‎我當然是認真的

698
00:43:57,883 --> 00:43:59,603
‎我不能這麼做

699
00:43:59,683 --> 00:44:00,603
‎好

700
00:44:01,283 --> 00:44:02,163
‎我明白

701
00:44:11,643 --> 00:44:14,043
‎我不想再次失去妳

702
00:44:16,043 --> 00:44:18,403
‎我現在好混亂，這太令人困惑了

703
00:44:35,563 --> 00:44:36,523
‎露比，別看

704
00:44:45,323 --> 00:44:49,443
‎米爾本，你也在啊
‎我們還沒發現你不見了呢

705
00:44:50,363 --> 00:44:51,283
‎真抱歉

706
00:44:51,363 --> 00:44:54,243
‎來吧，快上車！

707
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:58,483
‎天啊

708
00:45:00,363 --> 00:45:01,403
‎我們是最差勁的老師

709
00:45:02,643 --> 00:45:04,283
‎-但危機處理能力一流
‎-是啊

710
00:45:04,363 --> 00:45:06,563
‎我們是最棒的組合

711
00:45:06,643 --> 00:45:07,883
‎妳不覺得嗎？

712
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:14,043
‎你幹嘛？

713
00:45:15,443 --> 00:45:18,883
‎艾蜜莉斯瓦蒂珊茲

714
00:45:20,563 --> 00:45:22,083
‎妳願意嫁給我嗎？

715
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,843
‎當然不願意，我們才交往不到一年

716
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,163
‎但是

717
00:45:29,003 --> 00:45:32,803
‎我在想，或許我們可以同居

718
00:45:32,883 --> 00:45:33,723
‎真的嗎？

719
00:45:33,803 --> 00:45:34,763
‎對

720
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:37,843
‎那麥克要住哪裡？

721
00:45:39,123 --> 00:45:40,963
‎他是成年人了，不會有事的

722
00:45:41,043 --> 00:45:43,723
‎太好了！

723
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:47,723
‎先別鼓掌

724
00:45:47,803 --> 00:45:50,683
‎我們沒有要結婚，但我們要同居了

725
00:45:50,763 --> 00:45:51,603
‎太好了！

726
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,283
‎我們可以回家了嗎？

727
00:46:04,523 --> 00:46:06,643
‎老師，我可以上台報告了

728
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:10,283
‎我們回學校才要做這件事，凱爾

729
00:46:11,403 --> 00:46:14,243
‎大家聽好了
‎我在這趟旅程中有所頓悟

730
00:46:16,803 --> 00:46:18,083
‎我們都會死

731
00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:19,043
‎凱爾，坐下

732
00:46:19,123 --> 00:46:20,643
‎人生苦短

733
00:46:21,643 --> 00:46:24,163
‎我們現在可能還沒死
‎不像那些可憐的年輕士兵

734
00:46:24,243 --> 00:46:25,243
‎但總有一天會

735
00:46:26,043 --> 00:46:28,083
‎所以我想說的是…

736
00:46:29,843 --> 00:46:32,483
‎他從哪弄來的？
‎那是軍人的帽子，是贓物啊！

737
00:46:34,323 --> 00:46:37,603
‎我忘記要說什麼了
‎但我的帽子很酷吧？

738
00:46:37,683 --> 00:46:38,843
‎一點都不酷，凱爾

739
00:46:40,483 --> 00:46:41,323
‎對了

740
00:46:43,283 --> 00:46:46,643
‎我想說的是我們應該活在當下

741
00:46:47,523 --> 00:46:48,643
‎因為人生很短暫

742
00:46:49,283 --> 00:46:50,123
‎所以

743
00:46:51,043 --> 00:46:54,043
‎如果你愛某個人，你應該勇敢說出口

744
00:46:54,643 --> 00:46:55,763
‎現在就讓他知道

745
00:46:57,563 --> 00:46:58,563
‎因為可能會太遲

746
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:01,603
‎人生很…

747
00:47:02,923 --> 00:47:03,803
‎脆弱

748
00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:08,843
‎所以本著弘揚愛心的精神

749
00:47:08,923 --> 00:47:10,603
‎我有個小禮物要送給各位

750
00:47:10,683 --> 00:47:12,603
‎這玩意叫神奇蘑菇

751
00:47:12,683 --> 00:47:13,563
‎那麼…

752
00:47:14,603 --> 00:47:15,723
‎凱爾，坐下！

753
00:47:15,803 --> 00:47:16,963
‎坐下，凱爾

754
00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:20,323
‎你就是非搞砸不可
‎你本來表現得很好的

755
00:47:21,283 --> 00:47:23,323
‎大家忘了剛剛發生的事吧

756
00:47:23,403 --> 00:47:26,443
‎我知道這趟旅程對某些人來說很辛苦

757
00:47:27,483 --> 00:47:31,243
‎但我們離多佛白崖只有半小時了

758
00:47:31,763 --> 00:47:33,163
‎大夥好好整頓一下吧

759
00:47:34,203 --> 00:47:35,723
‎把制服穿整齊

760
00:47:37,283 --> 00:47:39,283
‎振作起來

761
00:47:40,003 --> 00:47:40,843
‎可以嗎？

762
00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,363
‎謝謝

763
00:47:43,923 --> 00:47:44,963
‎泰瑞，請關燈

764
00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:52,843
‎（尤金：我超愛玩乳頭）

765
00:47:52,923 --> 00:47:56,203
‎（但我們能在麥田做這件事嗎？）

766
00:48:12,003 --> 00:48:13,363
‎愛死妳了

767
00:48:14,003 --> 00:48:15,243
‎茄子醬

768
00:49:04,323 --> 00:49:06,563
‎-要搭便車嗎？
‎-不用了，謝謝

769
00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:10,003
‎（以撒：回來了嗎？
‎明天一起吃早餐？）

770
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:10,923
‎梅芙

771
00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:12,003
‎什麼事？

772
00:49:13,203 --> 00:49:14,803
‎我們該談談剛剛發生的事

773
00:49:16,883 --> 00:49:18,443
‎不要在今晚好嗎？

774
00:49:19,563 --> 00:49:20,963
‎我需要整理一下思緒

775
00:49:22,803 --> 00:49:23,643
‎沒問題

776
00:49:36,203 --> 00:49:37,043
‎卡爾

777
00:49:38,363 --> 00:49:39,203
‎我們沒事吧？

778
00:49:39,923 --> 00:49:42,843
‎對，我們好得很，星期一見

779
00:49:49,963 --> 00:49:50,803
‎旅行怎麼樣？

780
00:49:52,483 --> 00:49:56,163
‎好得不得了

781
00:50:02,403 --> 00:50:06,163
‎（艾瑞克：旅行怎麼樣？）

782
00:50:06,243 --> 00:50:10,083
‎（還可以，你好嗎？）

783
00:50:10,163 --> 00:50:12,923
‎（我到了）

784
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:25,803
‎（亞當：我很想你）

785
00:50:33,243 --> 00:50:36,563
‎外婆！

786
00:50:37,163 --> 00:50:38,803
‎艾瑞克！

787
00:50:38,883 --> 00:50:41,643
‎-阿姨！
‎-艾瑞克

788
00:52:21,363 --> 00:52:22,523
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