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‎-草莓口味
‎-我喜歡莓果

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‎可以不戴套進去嗎？

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‎感覺舒服多了，拜託嘛

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‎好吧，要射的時候記得拔出來就好

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‎可以嗎？

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‎-寶貝
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-為什麼你看起來像洛基？
‎-什麼意思？

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‎我要射了

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‎拔出來！射在面紙上
‎別射在床單上，馬列！

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‎什麼鬼？

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‎好了

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎妳在看什麼？

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‎今天你的眉毛看起來很糟

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‎妳想幫我

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‎修一下嗎？

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‎不是很想

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‎我在想，或許今晚妳可以留下來過夜

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‎看個電影

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‎或許…妳知道的

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎我要回家了

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‎露比，妳確定妳沒事嗎？

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‎你幹嘛一直問這個？

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‎我發現妳對我…

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‎比以往更刻薄

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‎-好像覺得我很煩
‎-我有什麼好煩的？

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‎明天我不能載你，我們學校見

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‎-好嗎？
‎-好

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‎畫得真好，我畫得好嗎？

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‎妳畫得很好

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‎梅芙

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‎妳想留下來吃晚餐嗎？

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎-我得早起
‎-為什麼？

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‎我得完成留學申請

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‎需要用學校的電腦

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‎妳可以用我的

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‎不用了，沒關係

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‎真的不用客氣
‎這樣妳也可以留下來吃晚餐

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‎好吧

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‎（千里馬國際學程，美國）

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‎（未來一片光明
‎這是你通往成功的道路）

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‎謝了，安娜
‎我禮拜六再來看妳和艾西

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‎妳不是要參加校外教學嗎？

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‎-需要幫忙付錢嗎？
‎-不用了，我不需要施捨

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‎媽？

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‎我看得到妳，妳在這裡做什麼？

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‎怎麼，妳和她變姊妹淘了？

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‎不，她不是我的姊妹淘

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‎我只是來探望艾西

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‎-妳在這裡做什麼？
‎-我正要去跑個步

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‎這不犯法吧？

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‎妳做壞事的時候就會戴帽子

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‎好吧

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‎我偶爾會經過那間屋子

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‎去看看她是否平安

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‎艾西在這裡很安全，妳不用擔心

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‎那個女人有一張海報
‎上面寫著“旁若無人地跳舞”

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‎她顯然是個反社會分子

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‎妳覺得艾西想我嗎？

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‎當然了

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‎妳是她媽媽

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‎她只是希望妳能變好
‎這樣妳們就可以一直在一起

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‎來吧

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‎妳跟以撒是怎麼回事？

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‎我喜歡他

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‎不關妳的事，別管那麼多

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‎抱歉

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‎再度同居感覺如何？

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‎很好啊

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‎沒發生什麼問題

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‎是啊，還不錯

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‎我們忙著適應新的家庭狀況

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‎我認為這對孩子們來說是很大的改變

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‎他們覺得怎麼樣？

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‎我兒子歐帝斯有女朋友了

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‎所以他很想脫離我的管束

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‎我不再像以前那麼常見到他了

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‎這有點痛苦

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‎但我試著尊重他的界限，還有…

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‎還有歐拉

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‎雅各布的女兒

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‎我覺得我的存在和新的家庭結構

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‎可能讓她感到不安

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‎歐拉和她的媽媽

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‎相處的情況怎麼樣？

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‎她死了

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‎她幾年前因為癌症過世了

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‎你們倆能夠坦率地談論這個傷痛嗎？

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‎可以

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‎我們聊過這件事，對吧？

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‎是啊，我不喜歡
‎一直講以前的事，但我們聊過

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‎這次談得還算順利吧？

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‎是啊，應該不用再來了吧？

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‎你應該知道心理治療
‎不是一次就能搞定的吧？

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‎有些人持續了好幾年

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‎我相信卡頓博士
‎會很樂意賺我們幾年的錢

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‎你是什麼意思？

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‎你是在說心理治療
‎是一種騙錢的勾當嗎？

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‎我不確定我是否信這一套

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‎你不相信心理治療嗎？

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‎拜託

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‎我不是在說妳不專業

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‎但我不相信光憑聊天
‎就能解決所有人的問題

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‎怎麼？我讓妳不開心嗎？

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‎你有權發表意見

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‎謝謝

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‎老天啊

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‎（以撒：明晚能為妳做晚餐嗎？）

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‎（好啊）

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‎該死！

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‎妳最喜歡吃什麼？

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‎食物…千層麵

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‎不，是披薩，還有炸魚薯條

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‎我還喜歡花生吐司
‎但不要烤太焦，而且要切邊

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‎那還真是幫了大忙啊

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‎我看還是叫外送吧

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‎今天有節目嗎，哥們？

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‎沒有

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‎你呢？

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‎我要整天假裝自己喜歡教書

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‎有事情可以忙真好

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‎都這個時間了？我要閃了

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‎聽著，你今晚跟我和艾蜜莉
‎一起吃個飯吧

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‎你可以去買食材

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‎吃墨西哥菜如何？

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‎我不下廚的

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‎那種都會做成材料包
‎我們來煮，你負責吃就行了

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‎可以吧？誰怕誰

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‎誰怕誰，烏龜怕鐵鎚

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‎太好了

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‎再見

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‎露比今天怎麼沒載你？

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‎我想和我最好的朋友一起騎車

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‎你們吵架了吧？

137
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‎不，不算吵架

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‎你幹了什麼好事？

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‎好吧

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‎幾天前，露比說了

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‎“我愛你”，而我沒對她說

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‎我的天啊！

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‎那你說了什麼？

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‎我說

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‎“真不錯”

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‎有那麼糟嗎？

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‎非常糟

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‎糟到一個不行

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‎你說“真不錯”？

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‎對，我無法說謊，艾瑞克

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‎我也不是不喜歡她

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‎但愛不能隨便說出口

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‎我對任何人都不曾有過這種感覺

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‎除了梅芙之外

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‎對，但那已經過去了

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‎我甚至不知道自己是否相信愛情

157
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‎那都只是化學反應

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‎歐帝斯，你是我見過最浪漫的人

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‎也許你對露比還沒有那種感覺

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‎那也沒關係

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‎但你必須告訴她什麼？

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‎-事實
‎-事實

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‎因為你拖得越久
‎她就傷得越重，懂嗎？

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‎-懂
‎-很好

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‎-沒錯
‎-來吧

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‎我在想，如果下午的考試我能拿80分

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‎或許我就能往上晉一級

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‎祝你好運，亞當

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‎好的，過來吧

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‎記得我說過
‎要怎麼為句子加上句點嗎？

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‎-記得嗎？
‎-記得

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‎給我看哪些地方要加句點

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‎-你的臉怎麼了？
‎-那你的臉又怎麼了？

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‎-沒事
‎-我的也沒事

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‎老兄，你的臉不太對勁

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‎-安瓦爾，你的臉好醜
‎-我知道，我看起來超他媽畸形

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‎-你要不要去看個醫生？
‎-不用，應該只是壓力引起的蕁麻疹

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‎-你有什麼壓力？
‎-當我很難的好嗎？

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‎露比！

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‎要幫妳拿包包去性與情感教育課嗎？

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‎或許我們可以聊聊

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‎重新得寵了？

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‎天啊…

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‎你確定她是說愛你？

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‎怎麼看都比較像她恨你

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‎大家注意

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‎我相信今天各位都看到
‎珍米爾本博士的新聞了

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‎“在摩爾戴的校園待了一段時間後

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‎我發現時下青少年的
‎心理與性健康面臨很大的困境”

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‎我不知道你們怎麼樣

191
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‎但我已經不想再聽到
‎我們學校又被潑髒水

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‎因此我要執行一個計畫來阻止這種事

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‎首先是性與情感教育課的新課綱

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‎這門課將改名為成長與發展課

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‎為了讓我們的家長和投資人放心

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‎我要你們確實遵守這些新規定

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‎也就是說不得偏離既定的主題

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‎並且不准跟學生談論他們的私事

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‎學生通常會提出很多私人問題

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‎學校不是討論私人問題的地方

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‎已經有人因為這個校園內

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‎發生的不當事件而失業

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‎我希望那種事不會發生在各位身上

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‎明白嗎？

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00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:23,323
‎我要去做孕婦瑜伽

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎我要蓋一間樹屋

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‎好的，為什麼？

209
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:34,843
‎我們的寶寶在裡面會玩得很開心

210
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:37,763
‎我的女兒們小時候我也蓋了一間

211
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:39,443
‎她們都很喜歡

212
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:41,443
‎可以嗎？

213
00:13:42,283 --> 00:13:43,163
‎當然

214
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,563
‎薇，等等！

215
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,043
‎-你又要跟我說話了？
‎-我從來沒有不跟妳說話

216
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:08,003
‎我在想我們能不能建議荷普

217
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,483
‎設立一個東西
‎讓大家可以討論在學校的需求

218
00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:14,443
‎-什麼樣的東西？
‎-論壇之類的

219
00:14:14,523 --> 00:14:17,563
‎大家可以討論心理健康或性別認同

220
00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:19,083
‎你為了把妹做到這種程度

221
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,483
‎-什麼？
‎-應該說“把人”

222
00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:23,203
‎你是真的在乎或只是想上卡爾？

223
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:27,203
‎好吧，聽著，妳說得對

224
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,803
‎我沒當好學生會長，我不夠認真

225
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,883
‎但我想變得更好

226
00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,803
‎好，我會考慮的

227
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,083
‎那好

228
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,563
‎我看了妳的故事

229
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:47,843
‎太精采了

230
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:52,603
‎真不敢相信葛樂娜西
‎吃掉她媽後居然和史妲藍莎做愛

231
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,603
‎她很難懂

232
00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:56,043
‎妳覺得我有機會得獎嗎？

233
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:59,043
‎妳覺得這個故事
‎適合發表在《摩爾戴報》嗎？

234
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,603
‎我已經投了

235
00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:03,163
‎好吧

236
00:15:03,843 --> 00:15:06,403
‎可能不是每個人都會喜歡

237
00:15:07,643 --> 00:15:09,123
‎我覺得我蠻有機會勝出的

238
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:14,283
‎我說過了，你要找到
‎使用蘑菇最完美的時機

239
00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:16,563
‎-最完美的時機？
‎-否則藍龜殼就會出現…

240
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:18,923
‎莉莉

241
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,763
‎妳看起來好正常啊

242
00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:28,043
‎莉莉，妳的髮型很好看

243
00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:30,323
‎是啊，幾乎稱得上漂亮

244
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:31,643
‎你的臉怎麼了？

245
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,803
‎我稱讚妳不代表我們就是朋友

246
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:38,003
‎我之前的髮型真的那麼奇怪嗎？

247
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:38,923
‎不會

248
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:41,083
‎我覺得很可愛

249
00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:43,323
‎大家聽著

250
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,803
‎還沒付校外教學費用的人

251
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:46,083
‎今天請去找荷普

252
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:51,563
‎我等不及要跟妳一起吃法國麵包了

253
00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:54,003
‎-什麼？
‎-我在學法國人

254
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:54,963
‎這樣啊

255
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,483
‎我沒有要去校外教學

256
00:15:57,563 --> 00:15:59,283
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為太貴了

257
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:00,683
‎沒那麼誇張吧？

258
00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:03,923
‎真的很貴，我媽一看到金額就嚇到了

259
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:05,003
‎真的嗎？

260
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:05,923
‎是啊

261
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:09,963
‎今天的性與情感教育課

262
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:11,563
‎男生在這間教室

263
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:12,883
‎女生在這間

264
00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:15,803
‎可以請大家排成整齊的兩列嗎？

265
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,123
‎我要排哪一邊？

266
00:16:19,963 --> 00:16:20,923
‎我不知道

267
00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:26,403
‎卡爾想知道他該排哪一邊

268
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,883
‎男生在這間教室，女生在那間

269
00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:31,363
‎但我是非二元性別

270
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:32,683
‎我也不知道要排哪一邊

271
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:35,163
‎在這裡等著，我去幫你們問

272
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:38,923
‎有什麼問題嗎？
‎除了你的制服又不合格之外

273
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:42,283
‎男孩或女孩的特徵我們都不符合

274
00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:43,723
‎那我們應該排哪一邊？

275
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:46,723
‎你們兩個都可以排女生那一列

276
00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:48,443
‎但我不是女生

277
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:51,083
‎課堂上會討論女性解剖學

278
00:16:51,163 --> 00:16:52,643
‎我相信這對你會有幫助

279
00:16:52,723 --> 00:16:55,323
‎所以是根據陰道或陰莖來選，對嗎？

280
00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:57,803
‎沒關係，我不想惹麻煩

281
00:16:58,563 --> 00:16:59,523
‎我去排女生那邊

282
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,643
‎謝謝，你幫了個大忙

283
00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:03,563
‎還有其他事嗎，卡爾？

284
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:05,963
‎這根本狗屁不通

285
00:17:09,603 --> 00:17:13,283
‎小心點，傑克森，我不希望你走偏

286
00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:21,563
‎好了，各位

287
00:17:22,203 --> 00:17:23,843
‎不准發問

288
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:25,563
‎好嗎？不准發問

289
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,643
‎又是你，不！

290
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:31,763
‎大家好

291
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:36,763
‎我們都遇過在不該硬的時候硬的情況

292
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:39,723
‎不管是在睡夢中、在舞廳

293
00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:42,683
‎或是第一次親吻心儀的女孩的時候

294
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,083
‎睡吧

295
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:48,643
‎在你們準備好跟妻子生兒育女之前

296
00:17:48,723 --> 00:17:51,603
‎發生意外洩精的狀況該如何處理？

297
00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:55,243
‎我要告訴各位
‎一夜風流如何毀掉我的人生

298
00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,803
‎我和我男朋友有沒有用保險套？

299
00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,243
‎有

300
00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:00,643
‎它破了嗎？

301
00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:02,283
‎對

302
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,683
‎我男朋友有跟我說嗎？

303
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:06,163
‎沒有

304
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:12,043
‎同性戀活動導致性病的比率高出很多

305
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:14,803
‎像是皰疹、梅毒

306
00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:16,243
‎愛滋病毒

307
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:18,923
‎還有愛滋病

308
00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:22,843
‎老師，這影片根本
‎不是在講安全性行為

309
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,843
‎-只是在羞辱同志而已
‎-還有

310
00:18:24,923 --> 00:18:26,563
‎會飛的陰莖跟性病有什麼關係？

311
00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:29,243
‎記住，不准問問題

312
00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:30,843
‎只要看影片就好…

313
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,043
‎為什麼不能問問題？

314
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,123
‎你又問了一個問題

315
00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:35,723
‎他們在對這支影片提出合理的質疑

316
00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:39,083
‎它根本沒傳達什麼知識
‎只是一味鼓吹禁慾和恐同

317
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:40,123
‎這很危險

318
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,963
‎再說會飛的陰莖也太幼稚了吧

319
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,643
‎別再跟我講到“陰莖”了

320
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,443
‎你不能放這種影片又期望我們…

321
00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:47,203
‎歐帝斯，你在擾亂課堂秩序，出去

322
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,483
‎-認真的？
‎-對，出去

323
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,523
‎老師，性教育課
‎連“陰莖”都不能講嗎？

324
00:18:52,603 --> 00:18:53,883
‎對不起，好嗎？

325
00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:55,403
‎但如果我讓你們問問題

326
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:58,123
‎我可能會失業

327
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,003
‎乖乖看影片就是了，拜託

328
00:19:00,563 --> 00:19:02,403
‎我相信青少年不該做愛

329
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,803
‎因為性愛會毀掉各位的人生

330
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:06,963
‎永遠

331
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:08,923
‎我從懷抱著夢想

332
00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:10,483
‎變成一個帶著嬰兒的媽媽

333
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:13,043
‎還落得漏尿跟陰道鬆弛的下場

334
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,723
‎抱歉，男生班
‎也會教關於懷孕的內容嗎？

335
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:18,003
‎還是只有女生班？

336
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:20,523
‎只有我們，對吧？

337
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,923
‎-真是先進啊
‎-安靜，梅芙

338
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,163
‎懷孕之後，我不得不輟學

339
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:28,403
‎總是有選擇的

340
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,643
‎-女人不見得要生小孩
‎-夠了！

341
00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:32,683
‎我們不該因為有性慾而感到羞恥

342
00:19:32,763 --> 00:19:34,083
‎妳讓性愛聽起來很可怕

343
00:19:34,163 --> 00:19:35,003
‎但那不是必然的

344
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,963
‎性愛可以充滿樂趣

345
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,243
‎可以很美好
‎還能讓人了解自己和自己的身體

346
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:44,083
‎妳應該要告訴我們
‎如何進行安全性行為

347
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:47,403
‎而不是叫我們克制
‎因為那他媽的行不通

348
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,243
‎好了，馬上給我出去

349
00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:51,683
‎樂意之至

350
00:19:58,563 --> 00:19:59,403
‎好的

351
00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:02,083
‎現在我們要看我分娩的影片

352
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,483
‎妳們會看到我從陰道撕裂到肛門

353
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:13,443
‎妳的陰道真可憐

354
00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:17,123
‎你不是應該在上課嗎？

355
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:20,403
‎對，但我對禁慾的看法

356
00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:22,123
‎沒得到賞識，所以我被趕出來了

357
00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:23,803
‎我也是

358
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,203
‎我們得讓荷普知道
‎她不能教這些東西，這是在開倒車

359
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,043
‎她不會聽的

360
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,803
‎我們得做點什麼

361
00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:32,923
‎像是什麼？

362
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,403
‎我不知道

363
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,923
‎也許我們可以像以前一樣幫助別人

364
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:38,963
‎妳是說賺他們的錢？

365
00:20:40,243 --> 00:20:42,243
‎那不是開診所唯一的目的

366
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,803
‎那還有什麼目的？

367
00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:50,923
‎總之我不要再插手了

368
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:52,843
‎這不是我的問題

369
00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:53,923
‎不是你的問題？

370
00:20:54,843 --> 00:20:57,683
‎為什麼？因為你太酷
‎不需要再管這種事了？

371
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,763
‎妳之前也不想開診所

372
00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:04,723
‎你說得對，我想起來為什麼了

373
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:06,323
‎我要去圖書館了

374
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,643
‎-好，再見
‎-再見

375
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,123
‎我到處在找你

376
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:21,163
‎你想談談嗎？

377
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:23,403
‎不想

378
00:21:25,883 --> 00:21:26,723
‎去哈個草吧

379
00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:29,123
‎好啊

380
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,523
‎有時候我和馬列沒戴保險套

381
00:21:32,603 --> 00:21:33,643
‎他會拔出來

382
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,843
‎我都想說出事的話就吃事後藥

383
00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:38,283
‎這樣就可以了吧？對，可以

384
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,763
‎不，不可以

385
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,203
‎我們才剛看完一個女人

386
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:45,563
‎把一個西瓜大的東西
‎從陰道推出來，沒有什麼是可以的

387
00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:48,683
‎我的疹子可能是梅毒
‎皰疹，或是愛滋病毒

388
00:21:49,203 --> 00:21:50,043
‎我想我快掛了

389
00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:52,283
‎安瓦爾

390
00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:55,603
‎好，我們不能再做愛了

391
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,123
‎-同意
‎-了解

392
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:05,403
‎我可能會因此惹上麻煩
‎但實際上你們還是可以做愛

393
00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:08,323
‎剛剛發生的事
‎會讓海倫布魯克氣到從墳墓爬出來

394
00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:10,163
‎所以看在老天的份上

395
00:22:10,243 --> 00:22:13,363
‎請找性保健專家討論避孕的事

396
00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:16,643
‎梅菲爾德路有一間性保健診所

397
00:22:16,723 --> 00:22:18,043
‎好的，謝謝，再見

398
00:22:19,203 --> 00:22:21,603
‎-梅菲爾德路在哪裡？
‎-海倫布魯克又是哪位？

399
00:22:22,203 --> 00:22:24,883
‎我想她是生育權的提倡者

400
00:22:24,963 --> 00:22:26,443
‎露比，可以跟妳談談嗎？

401
00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:28,283
‎現在不行，歐帝斯！

402
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:31,283
‎我得去保護自己
‎不要受到你的陰莖的傷害

403
00:22:31,363 --> 00:22:33,323
‎-好歹看一下時間跟場合
‎-就是說嘛

404
00:22:45,923 --> 00:22:47,403
‎好的，女士們

405
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:48,723
‎現在側身

406
00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:51,803
‎用瑜珈枕支撐妳們美麗無比的大肚子

407
00:22:54,683 --> 00:22:56,243
‎現在吸氣

408
00:22:58,403 --> 00:22:59,443
‎吐氣

409
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,243
‎花點時間

410
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,523
‎在自己身上

411
00:23:13,203 --> 00:23:14,323
‎吸氣

412
00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:17,283
‎吐氣

413
00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:32,003
‎妳還好嗎？

414
00:23:32,763 --> 00:23:34,883
‎雅各布在蓋樹屋

415
00:23:35,523 --> 00:23:36,603
‎妳說什麼？

416
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:40,283
‎他在幫寶寶蓋樹屋

417
00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:42,723
‎很不錯吧？

418
00:23:43,563 --> 00:23:44,803
‎是啊，真不錯

419
00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:48,083
‎那我為何覺得無法呼吸？

420
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,203
‎妳只是有點恐慌

421
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:52,683
‎沒關係，這很正常

422
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,483
‎我以為這對我和寶寶來說

423
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,643
‎都是正確的決定

424
00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:03,083
‎我不想再次獨自撫養小孩

425
00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:06,283
‎現在我卻覺得快要失控了

426
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,323
‎而且…

427
00:24:09,003 --> 00:24:11,203
‎我覺得自己做了一個很糟糕的決定

428
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,003
‎妳怎麼會這麼想？

429
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,283
‎我們完全沒有共通點，莫琳

430
00:24:15,883 --> 00:24:17,683
‎一個也沒有，說真的

431
00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:20,683
‎我覺得我好像在跟陌生人生小孩

432
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:23,723
‎妳知道嗎？

433
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:26,603
‎以前我跟麥克有很多共通點

434
00:24:27,723 --> 00:24:28,923
‎人生追求的東西都一樣

435
00:24:29,923 --> 00:24:32,443
‎漂亮的房子、小孩、狗

436
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,563
‎到頭來，那些東西都有了

437
00:24:38,923 --> 00:24:41,163
‎我倆卻沒了連結

438
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:46,643
‎雅各布很喜歡妳

439
00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:51,083
‎我知道這些改變很嚇人

440
00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:53,843
‎但我認為他喜歡妳才是重點

441
00:24:57,483 --> 00:24:58,563
‎謝謝

442
00:25:01,723 --> 00:25:03,003
‎我正需要聽到這些

443
00:25:06,483 --> 00:25:08,163
‎要回裡面去嗎？

444
00:25:08,243 --> 00:25:09,083
‎一定要嗎？

445
00:25:09,163 --> 00:25:11,483
‎裡面都是屁味

446
00:25:11,563 --> 00:25:13,443
‎至少不是我放的

447
00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:58,603
‎句子需要句點

448
00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:01,923
‎句子需要句點

449
00:26:02,003 --> 00:26:02,843
‎喂！

450
00:26:04,603 --> 00:26:05,523
‎閉嘴！

451
00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:07,203
‎我需要專心

452
00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:21,723
‎拉辛，你的書我帶來了

453
00:26:22,523 --> 00:26:23,603
‎還有…

454
00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:25,723
‎你寫給我的詩

455
00:26:25,803 --> 00:26:27,123
‎你為什麼要留著？

456
00:26:28,323 --> 00:26:29,283
‎我不知道

457
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,003
‎從來不曾有人為我寫詩

458
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:34,723
‎我想記住它們

459
00:26:35,363 --> 00:26:37,483
‎-亞當不會寫詩給你嗎？
‎-你說什麼？

460
00:26:41,883 --> 00:26:43,643
‎抱歉，不會，就是…

461
00:26:44,363 --> 00:26:47,003
‎不，亞當不會寫詩給我

462
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,123
‎真悲哀

463
00:26:48,203 --> 00:26:49,203
‎詩充滿了魔力

464
00:26:51,283 --> 00:26:52,443
‎天靈靈地靈靈

465
00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:56,123
‎聽到你們在討論魔力

466
00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:01,403
‎-不，我們在討論詩
‎-這樣啊

467
00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:04,803
‎艾瑞克不喜歡詩
‎所以才會把那些書還你

468
00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:06,923
‎我沒說過我不喜歡詩

469
00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:13,403
‎詩人亞莉安娜布朗
‎談到我們的種種身分

470
00:27:13,483 --> 00:27:16,243
‎都是“我們習以為常的各種標籤

471
00:27:17,483 --> 00:27:18,563
‎直到我們無法忍受”

472
00:27:24,803 --> 00:27:26,163
‎他是在取笑我嗎？

473
00:27:26,643 --> 00:27:28,363
‎我不知道

474
00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:30,803
‎你為什麼要說我不喜歡詩？

475
00:27:31,603 --> 00:27:33,923
‎我覺得你不喜歡

476
00:27:34,843 --> 00:27:36,643
‎-你幹嘛在乎他的想法？
‎-我沒有

477
00:27:37,283 --> 00:27:40,163
‎-你幹嘛因為這樣生氣？
‎-我們又在吵架了

478
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:49,963
‎我想等我去了奈及利亞
‎我們各自有點空間會比較好

479
00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:54,163
‎-你想逃離我嗎？
‎-亞當，你戒心太重了

480
00:27:54,243 --> 00:27:56,763
‎不，你剛剛說你想逃離我

481
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,043
‎我應該要有什麼感覺？

482
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:01,723
‎-我沒力氣跟你吵
‎-那就拉倒

483
00:28:07,803 --> 00:28:10,283
‎（校規：禁止吸菸、嚼口香糖）

484
00:28:11,443 --> 00:28:13,323
‎-哈囉，荷普
‎-嗨

485
00:28:15,643 --> 00:28:19,203
‎我想談談那天
‎女生和男生分開排隊發生的事

486
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,363
‎好

487
00:28:20,443 --> 00:28:23,123
‎我覺得那麼做讓一些學生感到不自在

488
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,363
‎我不確定學校的目的
‎是為了讓人感到自在

489
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,003
‎我認為它應該是嚴格的

490
00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:32,003
‎並且充滿挑戰

491
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,243
‎我完全同意

492
00:28:33,323 --> 00:28:36,483
‎但我在想，要是學生覺得
‎校方願意傾聽他們的聲音

493
00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,283
‎或許他們就能接受更多挑戰

494
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,403
‎妳有什麼建議？

495
00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:44,283
‎我想設立一個學生論壇
‎聽取學生最直接的意見

496
00:28:44,363 --> 00:28:46,163
‎了解他們想看到校方有哪些作為

497
00:28:47,683 --> 00:28:49,403
‎這是很積極的做法，薇薇安

498
00:28:49,483 --> 00:28:51,523
‎我很期待妳的斬獲

499
00:28:51,603 --> 00:28:53,003
‎同時

500
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:56,123
‎我希望妳在校外教學期間看好同學們

501
00:28:57,083 --> 00:29:00,163
‎可以留妳的電話號碼給我嗎？

502
00:29:00,243 --> 00:29:01,283
‎當然

503
00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:04,163
‎我會傳簡訊給妳

504
00:29:05,003 --> 00:29:05,843
‎那就先這樣

505
00:29:05,923 --> 00:29:06,883
‎太好了

506
00:29:08,363 --> 00:29:09,203
‎好的

507
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,203
‎梅芙

508
00:29:18,643 --> 00:29:23,723
‎妳從成長與發展課的
‎失控情緒中平靜下來了嗎？

509
00:29:24,323 --> 00:29:26,003
‎課堂上教的全是狗屁

510
00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:31,883
‎這種氣勢最好是用在妳的學業上

511
00:29:31,963 --> 00:29:34,923
‎尤其如果要為千里馬計畫
‎找到資助的話

512
00:29:37,803 --> 00:29:38,923
‎抱歉用了狗屁這種字眼

513
00:29:40,323 --> 00:29:43,163
‎妳因為校外教學的事找我？我不能去

514
00:29:43,243 --> 00:29:44,523
‎妳的費用已經付清了

515
00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:46,843
‎誰付的？

516
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,363
‎是匿名付款

517
00:29:51,283 --> 00:29:52,123
‎好的

518
00:29:55,683 --> 00:29:57,483
‎頭髮的事我是認真的

519
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,323
‎馬上剪掉

520
00:30:12,403 --> 00:30:13,283
‎麥克

521
00:30:14,603 --> 00:30:15,603
‎你好嗎？

522
00:30:18,843 --> 00:30:21,683
‎-沒想到你喜歡墨西哥菜
‎-我不喜歡

523
00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:25,243
‎雖然我其實沒吃過

524
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,603
‎我只是來買晚餐的食材

525
00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:27,923
‎我朋友要做…

526
00:30:29,283 --> 00:30:31,843
‎“法吉塔”

527
00:30:35,443 --> 00:30:37,963
‎那個唸做“法希塔”

528
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:40,963
‎我覺得你可能會喜歡

529
00:30:43,323 --> 00:30:46,283
‎你過得怎麼樣？

530
00:30:46,843 --> 00:30:47,683
‎很好

531
00:30:48,283 --> 00:30:50,123
‎我過得非常…

532
00:30:51,243 --> 00:30:52,203
‎棒

533
00:30:57,003 --> 00:30:57,843
‎亞當還好嗎？

534
00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:01,163
‎你為什麼不自己問他？

535
00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:04,243
‎他都沒跟我聯絡，所以…

536
00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:06,683
‎我想要是你主動聯絡，他會很開心的

537
00:31:06,763 --> 00:31:07,923
‎你是他的父親

538
00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:13,123
‎修補關係永遠不嫌晚

539
00:31:24,323 --> 00:31:27,483
‎體外射精可能導致意外懷孕

540
00:31:27,563 --> 00:31:29,203
‎如果你的伴侶沒有即時拔出來

541
00:31:29,283 --> 00:31:31,083
‎或是精子進入妳的陰道

542
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:36,203
‎而這也會提高
‎妳感染或傳播性病的風險

543
00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:40,923
‎妳男朋友有因為
‎不想戴保險套而給妳壓力嗎？

544
00:31:41,563 --> 00:31:43,283
‎他說不戴感覺比較舒服

545
00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:44,963
‎那妳感覺如何？

546
00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:50,243
‎我無法享受性愛，因為我怕懷孕

547
00:31:50,323 --> 00:31:52,363
‎那樣對誰都沒好處，對吧？

548
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,123
‎現在告訴我

549
00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:57,163
‎你有沒有從事不安全的性行為？

550
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,643
‎我看過的每部電影裡面的同志

551
00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:02,323
‎下場都是做愛後死於愛滋病

552
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,203
‎我不想死，所以我都會戴保險套

553
00:32:06,283 --> 00:32:09,203
‎只要你和你的伴侶或伴侶們

554
00:32:09,283 --> 00:32:11,123
‎進行的是較為安全的性行為

555
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:12,363
‎定期接受檢查

556
00:32:12,443 --> 00:32:14,803
‎你不太可能感染愛滋病毒

557
00:32:15,403 --> 00:32:17,723
‎現在有一種名為PrEP的藥

558
00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:22,603
‎可以保護經常發生危險性行為的人

559
00:32:22,683 --> 00:32:24,843
‎免於感染愛滋病毒

560
00:32:24,923 --> 00:32:26,843
‎對那些已感染病毒的人來說

561
00:32:26,923 --> 00:32:30,003
‎現在有藥物可以讓他們
‎過著健康長壽的生活

562
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,443
‎甚至達到無法驗出病毒的程度

563
00:32:32,523 --> 00:32:35,283
‎也就是不再具有傳染性

564
00:32:35,363 --> 00:32:38,843
‎所以我認為你短時間內還不會死

565
00:32:39,603 --> 00:32:44,683
‎你最近有改變飲食
‎或是使用新的清潔劑嗎？

566
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:45,603
‎沒有

567
00:32:45,683 --> 00:32:47,283
‎新的保險套或潤滑油呢？

568
00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:54,923
‎（歐帝斯：能聊聊的話就太好了）

569
00:32:55,483 --> 00:32:58,843
‎我顯然是對草莓口味的保險套過敏

570
00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:00,603
‎我男朋友是豬頭

571
00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:03,363
‎妳要甩掉他嗎？

572
00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,643
‎不，我還是愛他，真討厭

573
00:33:09,483 --> 00:33:10,363
‎那他愛妳嗎？

574
00:33:11,043 --> 00:33:13,083
‎愛啊，當然了

575
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:15,243
‎露比馬修斯，妳可以進來了

576
00:33:18,523 --> 00:33:19,763
‎歐帝斯不愛我

577
00:33:19,843 --> 00:33:20,963
‎什麼意思？

578
00:33:22,643 --> 00:33:25,843
‎我跟他說我愛他，但他沒說愛我

579
00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:27,443
‎那他說了什麼？

580
00:33:29,603 --> 00:33:32,083
‎他說：“真不錯”

581
00:33:32,163 --> 00:33:34,203
‎-真是個豬頭
‎-大家都愛妳

582
00:33:34,283 --> 00:33:36,363
‎我知道，所以我才搞不懂

583
00:33:37,763 --> 00:33:39,883
‎我想我來錯地方了

584
00:33:51,803 --> 00:33:54,363
‎我無法決定
‎要做哪一道妳最喜歡的菜

585
00:33:54,443 --> 00:33:57,683
‎所以我全做了

586
00:33:58,323 --> 00:33:59,563
‎是喬做的，但…

587
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,723
‎我盡力了

588
00:34:03,523 --> 00:34:04,523
‎看得出來

589
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,483
‎薯條都冷掉了

590
00:34:20,443 --> 00:34:22,123
‎妳遲到了

591
00:34:22,203 --> 00:34:23,483
‎我在剪頭髮

592
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:24,843
‎學校的新規定

593
00:34:24,923 --> 00:34:26,643
‎-很好看
‎-謝謝

594
00:34:29,203 --> 00:34:31,563
‎我猜安娜擅自幫我付了去法國的錢

595
00:34:32,243 --> 00:34:34,483
‎-那妳要去嗎？
‎-我不需要任何人的施捨

596
00:34:35,363 --> 00:34:38,563
‎梅芙，別這麼高傲，去就是了

597
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,483
‎別告訴我該怎麼做

598
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,283
‎妳還在生我的氣嗎？

599
00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:46,243
‎那樣容易多了

600
00:34:47,683 --> 00:34:48,603
‎跟喜歡我相比嗎？

601
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:52,723
‎對，跟喜歡你相比

602
00:34:56,283 --> 00:34:57,563
‎但你也搞砸了

603
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:00,723
‎你幹嘛那麼做？

604
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,403
‎我覺得受到威脅

605
00:35:07,963 --> 00:35:09,123
‎妳就是懂我

606
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:14,563
‎我們經歷過那麼多一樣的鳥事

607
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,523
‎妳比任何人都了解我

608
00:35:19,843 --> 00:35:21,163
‎我不想割捨這一切

609
00:35:25,963 --> 00:35:26,883
‎我也有同感

610
00:35:29,843 --> 00:35:31,683
‎我真的覺得很抱歉

611
00:35:55,763 --> 00:35:56,683
‎你可以…

612
00:35:58,883 --> 00:35:59,763
‎沒事

613
00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:05,963
‎妳想知道我能感覺到什麼嗎？

614
00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:07,123
‎對

615
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:12,683
‎我受傷的節段以下感覺不到任何東西

616
00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,163
‎把手放在我的胸口，我給妳看

617
00:36:22,843 --> 00:36:24,763
‎-好
‎-我會跟妳說在哪裡

618
00:36:29,243 --> 00:36:30,083
‎就是這裡

619
00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:51,163
‎我硬得起來

620
00:36:52,523 --> 00:36:54,083
‎只是需要一點協助

621
00:36:54,163 --> 00:36:55,563
‎倒不是說我們現在就要做

622
00:36:56,443 --> 00:36:57,283
‎所以…

623
00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:01,683
‎你能有高潮或…

624
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:02,683
‎可以

625
00:37:04,203 --> 00:37:05,483
‎算是吧

626
00:37:08,403 --> 00:37:10,883
‎如果有人碰我有感覺的地方

627
00:37:13,803 --> 00:37:15,283
‎反應就會蠻強烈的

628
00:37:17,923 --> 00:37:18,763
‎那麼…

629
00:37:22,963 --> 00:37:23,883
‎這裡？

630
00:37:27,643 --> 00:37:28,523
‎對

631
00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:48,843
‎我可以脫掉你的上衣嗎？

632
00:37:56,163 --> 00:37:58,403
‎好了，就像變魔術一樣

633
00:37:59,563 --> 00:38:01,483
‎我覺得自己被看光了

634
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:08,123
‎現在我們扯平了

635
00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:12,123
‎妳喜歡被摸哪裡？

636
00:38:13,283 --> 00:38:14,403
‎腰部以上

637
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,643
‎我很喜歡有人碰我的耳朵

638
00:38:20,603 --> 00:38:22,363
‎我可以碰妳的耳朵嗎？

639
00:38:23,923 --> 00:38:24,803
‎可以

640
00:38:34,923 --> 00:38:36,963
‎是另一個千層麵

641
00:38:52,443 --> 00:38:54,163
‎謝謝妳邀請我來

642
00:38:55,523 --> 00:38:56,723
‎我一直想跟妳聊聊

643
00:38:56,803 --> 00:38:58,163
‎因為我知道

644
00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:00,843
‎妳為什麼生我的氣

645
00:39:01,763 --> 00:39:04,523
‎我想說跟妳在一起我很開心

646
00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:06,763
‎還有我真的很喜歡妳

647
00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:09,603
‎你喜歡我？

648
00:39:10,203 --> 00:39:11,043
‎對

649
00:39:12,323 --> 00:39:13,483
‎我很喜歡妳

650
00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:17,803
‎但你不愛我

651
00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,683
‎我要真的想說才會說出口

652
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:26,163
‎現在我還沒有那種感覺

653
00:39:27,683 --> 00:39:29,083
‎這並不表示以後不會有

654
00:39:30,163 --> 00:39:31,523
‎只是目前還沒有

655
00:39:33,443 --> 00:39:35,283
‎我從來沒對任何人說過那句話

656
00:39:36,563 --> 00:39:37,443
‎對不起

657
00:39:42,003 --> 00:39:43,763
‎我們交往得還不夠久

658
00:39:44,563 --> 00:39:47,363
‎我也不知道妳說愛我是不是真的愛

659
00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:49,203
‎我介紹你給我爸認識

660
00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:52,283
‎我從沒向他介紹過任何人

661
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:55,203
‎我們還是可以像以前那樣一起玩

662
00:39:59,243 --> 00:40:00,483
‎你該走了

663
00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:07,323
‎妳是說現在還是永遠？

664
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,123
‎永遠

665
00:40:31,923 --> 00:40:32,843
‎等一下

666
00:40:37,483 --> 00:40:40,123
‎-不能拔出來就好嗎？
‎-你想跟我生小孩嗎？

667
00:40:41,323 --> 00:40:42,163
‎不想

668
00:40:43,243 --> 00:40:47,243
‎我是說在念完大學和找到工作前不想

669
00:40:47,323 --> 00:40:49,603
‎好，那就戴套吧

670
00:40:58,603 --> 00:41:01,643
‎（露比：卡爾頓巷37號，馬上！）

671
00:41:01,723 --> 00:41:03,443
‎我得走了

672
00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:18,443
‎太美味了！

673
00:41:19,283 --> 00:41:21,403
‎協調的味道加上一點辣

674
00:41:21,483 --> 00:41:22,963
‎太特別了！

675
00:41:24,603 --> 00:41:26,963
‎-你今天過得如何，麥克？
‎-我遇到莫琳

676
00:41:27,763 --> 00:41:29,603
‎她問我過得怎麼樣

677
00:41:29,683 --> 00:41:31,603
‎我們聊了一下亞當

678
00:41:31,683 --> 00:41:33,443
‎後來她要走的時候

679
00:41:33,963 --> 00:41:37,523
‎她說修補關係永遠不嫌晚

680
00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:39,003
‎然後還摸了我的手

681
00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:41,043
‎太好了！她想挽回你

682
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,043
‎柯林，那不關我們的事

683
00:41:44,323 --> 00:41:47,043
‎那是你想要的嗎？

684
00:41:48,563 --> 00:41:51,243
‎你必須讓她知道，免得為時已晚

685
00:41:51,323 --> 00:41:52,523
‎表示一下

686
00:41:52,603 --> 00:41:54,003
‎送她一籃水果

687
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,403
‎她又沒住院，柯林

688
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:56,603
‎氣球

689
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:57,963
‎-也不是小孩
‎-熱氣球？

690
00:41:58,043 --> 00:41:59,123
‎太浮誇了

691
00:41:59,203 --> 00:42:03,003
‎我想她會喜歡私人一點的東西

692
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,403
‎對你倆的關係有意義的東西

693
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:08,443
‎女人喜歡被傾聽的感覺

694
00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:19,443
‎哈囉，兒子

695
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:21,123
‎今天過得好嗎？

696
00:42:22,003 --> 00:42:23,283
‎還可以

697
00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,843
‎現在學校在教禁慾

698
00:42:27,443 --> 00:42:28,283
‎什麼？

699
00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:32,843
‎-雅各布在做什麼？
‎-蓋樹屋

700
00:42:48,363 --> 00:42:49,683
‎看起來不錯，雅各布

701
00:42:50,643 --> 00:42:51,643
‎是啊

702
00:42:53,163 --> 00:42:54,243
‎需要幫忙嗎？

703
00:42:55,363 --> 00:42:56,363
‎好啊，過來吧

704
00:42:57,643 --> 00:43:00,683
‎像這樣固定它

705
00:43:00,763 --> 00:43:01,723
‎這個給你

706
00:43:01,803 --> 00:43:03,563
‎-好
‎-我扶這邊

707
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,123
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-還好

708
00:43:08,403 --> 00:43:09,243
‎是嗎？

709
00:43:11,483 --> 00:43:15,563
‎我狠狠地傷了別人的心，感覺很糟

710
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,283
‎你是故意的嗎？

711
00:43:20,003 --> 00:43:20,883
‎不是

712
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,643
‎露比要我說我愛她

713
00:43:27,443 --> 00:43:29,243
‎但我沒有那樣的感覺

714
00:43:31,123 --> 00:43:32,323
‎你做了正確的事

715
00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:34,563
‎我不確定

716
00:43:35,723 --> 00:43:36,803
‎她真的很難過

717
00:43:37,763 --> 00:43:38,603
‎我說啊

718
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,723
‎付出真心很重要，歐帝斯

719
00:43:42,283 --> 00:43:43,603
‎如果你做不到這一點

720
00:43:44,483 --> 00:43:45,483
‎最好讓對方知道

721
00:43:46,643 --> 00:43:48,323
‎這麼做比較仁慈

722
00:44:09,643 --> 00:44:11,443
‎（《二十首情詩》
‎巴勃羅聶魯達著）

723
00:44:28,603 --> 00:44:29,443
‎這是給妳的

724
00:44:31,523 --> 00:44:32,483
‎謝謝

725
00:44:33,403 --> 00:44:34,243
‎為什麼？

726
00:44:35,163 --> 00:44:38,083
‎妳說修補關係永遠不嫌晚

727
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:41,203
‎我知道我們分開是因為我不想要芒果

728
00:44:41,283 --> 00:44:44,083
‎我是說修補你和亞當的關係

729
00:44:46,243 --> 00:44:49,523
‎麥克，我們分開
‎並不是因為你不想要芒果

730
00:44:50,403 --> 00:44:51,283
‎那是為什麼？

731
00:44:54,043 --> 00:44:55,523
‎莫琳！妳還好吧？

732
00:44:58,203 --> 00:44:59,043
‎誰啊？

733
00:44:59,803 --> 00:45:00,843
‎是…

734
00:45:03,683 --> 00:45:06,243
‎我有新對象了

735
00:45:09,323 --> 00:45:11,123
‎那很好啊

736
00:45:12,203 --> 00:45:13,043
‎抱歉

737
00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:15,163
‎恭喜妳

738
00:45:16,843 --> 00:45:17,883
‎謝謝

739
00:47:07,963 --> 00:47:11,123
‎亞當，你可以按門鈴
‎我們都已經在一起了

740
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,843
‎對，但我沒有要久留，你能下來嗎？

741
00:47:14,443 --> 00:47:15,843
‎好，到前門去

742
00:47:27,003 --> 00:47:29,483
‎抱歉剛才對你發脾氣，我…

743
00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:36,163
‎我知道

744
00:47:36,883 --> 00:47:38,003
‎我知道，我只是…

745
00:47:40,443 --> 00:47:42,003
‎我只是希望你不要吃醋

746
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:45,323
‎我選擇了你

747
00:47:49,163 --> 00:47:50,083
‎我…

748
00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:56,043
‎我不希望我們之間有隔閡

749
00:47:58,323 --> 00:47:59,243
‎因為我愛你

750
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:07,923
‎我也愛你

751
00:48:35,723 --> 00:48:37,923
‎很高興看到妳把我的建議當一回事

752
00:48:40,123 --> 00:48:43,883
‎你似乎聽不進任何人的建議，卡爾

753
00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,443
‎你的制服還是很不像樣

754
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:46,843
‎我不懂這樣有什麼問題

755
00:48:49,003 --> 00:48:51,683
‎也許下週你可以
‎參加薇薇安的學生論壇

756
00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:53,243
‎在那裡提出你的疑慮

757
00:48:54,923 --> 00:48:56,723
‎隨時跟我更新校外教學的情況

758
00:48:58,003 --> 00:48:59,243
‎薇薇安的論壇？

759
00:49:00,483 --> 00:49:03,363
‎-妳沒說那是我的主意？
‎-我沒想到

760
00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:13,203
‎老師，我考得怎樣？

761
00:49:14,923 --> 00:49:16,763
‎你拿了60分

762
00:49:18,963 --> 00:49:20,763
‎你會繼續留在原本的班級

763
00:49:20,843 --> 00:49:22,803
‎但別灰心，繼續努力

764
00:49:22,883 --> 00:49:24,243
‎有什麼用？我一無是處

765
00:49:24,323 --> 00:49:25,963
‎每個人都有自己的長處

766
00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:30,523
‎或許你可以先想想自己喜歡做什麼

767
00:49:31,523 --> 00:49:35,083
‎我很會假裝自己是
‎《魔戒》裡的甘道夫

768
00:49:37,123 --> 00:49:38,123
‎這是個開始

769
00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:45,603
‎嗨

770
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:47,003
‎-嘿
‎-好的

771
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,203
‎交給你們兩個了

772
00:49:48,283 --> 00:49:51,923
‎我相信你們能維持住紀律

773
00:49:52,003 --> 00:49:53,203
‎-好嗎？
‎-好的

774
00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:54,363
‎-很好
‎-沒問題

775
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,883
‎好的，前進法國吧
‎王八蛋們！開玩笑的

776
00:50:36,363 --> 00:50:37,723
‎法國！

777
00:51:57,843 --> 00:51:58,843
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