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‎幹！

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‎（顏射）

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‎（柯林漢瑞克斯體驗樂團）

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‎超爽的

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‎還可以啦

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‎我沒有高潮

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‎但妳通常會有吧？

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‎對啊，跟其他人都有

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‎跟我就沒有嗎？

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‎我太驚訝了

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‎誰讓妳高潮過？

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‎湯姆貝克、喬富查、萊恩貝利…

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‎夠了，我知道了

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‎-他們做的跟我哪裡不同？
‎-我不知道，去做點功課吧

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‎我的床功很糟嗎？

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎-喂？
‎-早安，兒子

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‎只是想確定你沒賴床

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‎吃過早餐了嗎？

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‎你能好好回句話嗎？

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‎妳跟雅各布說了嗎？

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‎我要上節目了，兒子，晚點再聊

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‎我們請到珍米爾本博士

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‎來聊聊她的新書

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‎《無知之邦
‎給青少年的性教育宣言》

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‎她寫這本書來回應
‎她在摩爾戴高中駐校的經歷

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‎該校近來負面新聞不斷

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‎原因是爆發披衣菌感染

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‎和那場人稱“鹹濕音樂劇”的演出

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‎米爾本博士，跟我們聊聊這本書

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‎我很訝異學校的性教育
‎和情感教育竟如此失能

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‎因此我寫了這本淺顯易懂的指南

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‎在青少年成為
‎性生活活躍的年輕人之際

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‎使他們和他們的父母具備應對的能力

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‎聽起來蠻辛辣的

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‎如果你口中的辛辣
‎指的是經過仔細研究

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‎並對孩子們的健康
‎和幸福至關緊要的內容

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‎那麼是的，它確實很辛辣

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‎很多人會坐在家裡想著

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‎-“這些事我都沒做過，而且我…”
‎-謝了

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‎“這真的有必要嗎？”

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‎希望人們看了我的書之後會明白…

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‎他們不會還在講“淫亂高校”的事吧？

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‎好像這鎮上的人都沒做愛過似的

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‎好了，謝謝你的茶，喬

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‎我該走了

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‎我不想第一天就遲到

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‎如果妳不打算把茶喝完的話

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‎至少把午餐帶上

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‎是豪華三明治，夾了起司和火腿

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‎謝謝，回頭見，祝你們有愉快的一天

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‎-再見
‎-祝妳好運

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‎別一副飢渴的樣子，你這蠢蛋

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‎快跟她告白吧

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‎-嗨！
‎-嗨！

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‎車很拉風嘛，艾咪

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‎謝啦，我媽覺得我開車比搭公車安全

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‎所以我就開車來了

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‎這樣啊

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‎這哪位？

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‎梅芙，是史蒂夫啊

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‎不，艾咪，我是說那隻山羊

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‎牠是我們的情感陪伴寵物

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‎據說寵物能增進情侶之間的感情

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‎我們沒想過上學的時候誰要照顧牠

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‎-所以…
‎-是啊

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‎好的

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‎抱歉，親愛的

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‎-艾咪
‎-妳還好嗎？

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‎-好個頭！
‎-很好

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‎再試一次吧

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‎燕麥餅，你臉上那個是什麼？

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‎八字鬍，我整個夏天都在養鬍子

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‎但有人忙著跟新男友上床
‎完全沒注意到

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‎我還希望那只是暫時的

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‎再說亞當和我並沒有真的做愛

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‎我們只有打打手槍而已

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‎打手槍就是做愛
‎童貞是社會建構出來的概念

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‎對，我知道

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‎但我真的很想來個全壘打

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‎你想對我說什麼？

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‎我只是覺得你要小心一點

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‎我覺得你要多花點功夫了解他

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‎好，我會的

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‎忘了跟你說，我前幾天看到梅芙了

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‎你幹嘛跟我講到梅芙？

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‎我以為你會想知道

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‎她沒回我訊息

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‎她已經表明不想再跟我有關係了

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‎所以不了

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‎我再也不需要知道梅芙的消息了

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‎我只是…

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‎老天啊！

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‎什麼鬼？

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‎亞當，你這個白痴！

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‎幹！

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‎你好嗎，新來的？

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‎你臉上那個是什麼？

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‎亞當葛洛夫怎麼回來了？

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‎聽說他媽賄賂學校把他弄回來了

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‎妳知道他現在是同性戀吧？

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‎你還好嗎？

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‎還好

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‎燕麥餅，你還好吧？

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‎好得很，艾瑞克

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‎我很好，輕鬆又自在

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‎好得不得了

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‎那就好，鬍子哥

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‎你們暑假很少聯絡嗎？

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‎不，上學期結束後就沒聯絡了

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‎我一直以為你們會和好

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‎我們沒有在吵架
‎只不過不再是朋友了

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‎攝影團隊來這裡幹嘛？

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‎妳長高了！真不錯

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‎女孩們，為什麼校園裡會有山羊？

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‎牠是我和史蒂夫的情感陪伴寵物

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‎這樣啊，你們沒考慮養倉鼠嗎？

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‎或烏龜？

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‎或蟲子？

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‎尤金還好嗎？

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‎遠距離戀愛很辛苦

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‎但我認為如果經營得當

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‎我倆最後都能進牛津

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‎我有提過他會說六種語言嗎？

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‎有

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‎這些是目前就讀於

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‎人稱“淫亂高校”的學生

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‎年輕人，不好意思，能跟我們聊聊

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‎去年在校園爆發的披衣菌感染嗎？

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‎拜託說點什麼

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‎我們是現場直播

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‎嗨

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‎我叫艾瑞克埃費安

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‎我只能說那波傳染非常可怕

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‎我們嚇得半死

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‎年輕人，你有什麼看法嗎？

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‎有

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‎首先那是集體歇斯底里

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‎而非披衣菌感染，妳的陳述是錯的

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‎-歐帝斯，這是現場直播
‎-沒錯，閉嘴，米爾本

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‎-你是珍米爾本博士的兒子嗎？
‎-對，就是他

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‎摩爾戴的學生是否如令堂
‎在她的新書裡描述的那般墮落？

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‎我認為我媽的書
‎對當今的青少年有深入的觀察

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‎人們在臆測之前應該先看看這本書

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‎建議妳去看一下

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‎建議啦

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‎的確，我很喜歡空蕩的校園

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‎-但看到學生總是很開心
‎-無價

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‎我在當上校長之前是個地理老師

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‎在歷史教學這方面
‎我也有豐富的經驗，而且…

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‎謝謝你過來，葛洛夫先生

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‎我們會考慮你的申請

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‎妳真的會考慮我的申請嗎？

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‎不會

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‎抱歉，摩爾戴高中引發的爭議
‎人們還記憶猶新

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‎再說你的資歷太深，不適合這個職位

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‎這是我申請的第五份教職

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‎老實說，我快走投無路了

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‎還是沒辦法

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‎早安，摩爾戴

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‎大家今天感覺如何？

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‎非常好！

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‎我是各位的新校長，哈登女士

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‎但你們可以叫我荷普就好

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‎她好酷，老師沒有這麼酷的

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‎關於我，各位需要知道的第一件事

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‎就是我曾經坐在你們現在的位子

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‎我說真的

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‎沒錯，我是摩爾戴的校友

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‎我喜歡她的口紅，顏色好大膽

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‎從那之後，我取得了許多成就

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‎兩個學位、全國頂尖學府的教職

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‎28歲的時候

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‎我成為全英國最年輕的校長

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‎但我在這棟樓度過的歲月

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‎是我人生中最好的時光

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‎學校不僅鼓勵我在學業上追求卓越

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‎並且真的讓我找到自己的目標

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‎正因如此，看到媒體
‎那些關於摩爾戴的負面報導

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‎才會這麼令人難過

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‎我不知道哪裡出了錯

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‎或是我們怎麼會落得如此下場

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‎但我確實知道

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‎今天情況就會改變

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‎我可以向各位保證

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‎如果你們用功唸書，以學校為榮

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‎我會讓摩爾戴和你們的未來

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‎回到正軌

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‎好耶！

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‎讓我聽到你們的聲音

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‎大家一起讓摩爾戴…

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‎回到正軌！

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‎一起讓摩爾戴…

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‎-我愛死她了
‎-回到正軌！

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‎她就像聖女貞德，但酷多了

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‎-回到正軌！
‎-這就對了！

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‎謝謝大家！

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‎敬美好的開始和美好的一週，對了

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‎歐帝斯米爾本和梅芙威利

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‎請到我的辦公室來

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‎妳可以直接跟她面對面

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‎梅芙！

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‎嗨，雅各布

204
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‎氣色不錯嘛

205
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:07,683
‎這個啊？

206
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:11,643
‎說來有趣

207
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,363
‎你把我的肚子搞大了

208
00:14:15,363 --> 00:14:16,643
‎驚喜！

209
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,243
‎該死

210
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,963
‎可惡！該死…

211
00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:40,683
‎你怎麼又回來上學了？

212
00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,083
‎想學點東西啊

213
00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:46,803
‎想必你就是傑克森馬切提

214
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,883
‎大名鼎鼎的學生會長

215
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:49,843
‎我才是

216
00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:55,243
‎當然了，傑出的演員和泳將

217
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:58,043
‎我要復學，我想我需要做些測驗

218
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:01,763
‎對喔，你是葛洛夫校長的兒子

219
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,563
‎你的文件在櫃檯那邊

220
00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:07,283
‎嗨，你們直接進去吧

221
00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:11,883
‎傑克森，你可以晚點再來一趟嗎？

222
00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,723
‎真的很高興認識你

223
00:15:15,803 --> 00:15:18,123
‎我聽過很多關於你們倆的事

224
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,443
‎請坐

225
00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,763
‎別擔心，你們沒有惹上麻煩

226
00:15:28,403 --> 00:15:33,843
‎我覺得為青少年開設
‎校園性愛診所很有創業精神

227
00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:36,483
‎展現了敏銳的商業頭腦

228
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:41,003
‎你們想繼續經營嗎？

229
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:47,643
‎不是，我們不再經營診所了

230
00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:51,323
‎我們發現這不太道德，而且我們…

231
00:15:51,403 --> 00:15:52,843
‎我們不再是朋友了

232
00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:54,443
‎已經漸行漸遠

233
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,083
‎真可惜

234
00:15:57,883 --> 00:16:02,483
‎總之，我只是想說
‎學校會鼓勵你們去追隨熱情

235
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:06,843
‎所以未來如果你們還想發展什麼事業

236
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:08,603
‎希望你們能讓我了解情況

237
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,403
‎就這樣

238
00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,643
‎好的，謝謝

239
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:19,843
‎對了，歐帝斯

240
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,083
‎請轉告令堂我很期待拜讀她的大作

241
00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:26,723
‎好的，沒問題

242
00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:33,923
‎-還以為我們完蛋了
‎-我也是

243
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:38,643
‎-靠，感謝老天
‎-真的

244
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,083
‎我們為什麼不再是朋友了？

245
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:46,243
‎鬍子蠻好看的

246
00:16:48,563 --> 00:16:49,563
‎妳想說什麼？

247
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:52,843
‎沒什麼

248
00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,483
‎我們就是不合拍吧

249
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,843
‎如果妳要這麼說的話

250
00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:07,243
‎再見，歐帝斯

251
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:13,203
‎梅芙？

252
00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:14,563
‎什麼事？

253
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:23,003
‎這叫八字鬍

254
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,443
‎喔，是喔

255
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:39,523
‎（克莉絲汀：五分鐘後廢棄廁所見）

256
00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:13,363
‎-等等，有沒有人看到你進來？
‎-沒有，我很小心

257
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:14,483
‎好

258
00:18:15,563 --> 00:18:17,163
‎小心點

259
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,723
‎好的

260
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,323
‎你的鬍後水真廉價，我慾火焚身了

261
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:30,403
‎哈囉？我找一代宗濕

262
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:32,523
‎年輕人，有什麼問題嗎？

263
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,323
‎我女友說她跟我做愛從來沒高潮過

264
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:39,003
‎但她以前跟其他人都有

265
00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:42,003
‎-你的尺寸是？
‎-什麼意思？

266
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,083
‎女人需要大老二才能高潮

267
00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:48,203
‎小老二如果夠粗的話可能也行

268
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:51,643
‎但又小又細的老二
‎是絕對無法取悅女人的

269
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:54,003
‎我從來沒量過

270
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,043
‎量完再回來找我

271
00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:59,683
‎我需要知道長、寬
‎軟和硬的時候都要

272
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,203
‎一共30鎊，謝謝

273
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:02,603
‎但你又還沒幫上忙

274
00:19:03,323 --> 00:19:04,803
‎先付一半，事成後再付一半？

275
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:28,803
‎-凱爾
‎-米爾本，兄弟

276
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:31,443
‎米爾本，是你啊

277
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,923
‎我還以為條子又來了
‎我現在成了一代宗濕

278
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,003
‎你才不是！

279
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:39,843
‎你在這個市場留了個缺口

280
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,963
‎-“陰毛沒那麼重要”？
‎-對

281
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,443
‎“先馳得點，射她滿臉”？

282
00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:46,483
‎非常重要

283
00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:49,283
‎你的建議都是從A片來的嗎？

284
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:52,323
‎聽著，我無意冒犯

285
00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:54,403
‎但我打炮的經驗比你豐富多了

286
00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:56,563
‎我要告發你

287
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,843
‎因為你做的事很危險而且是錯的

288
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:02,803
‎該死

289
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,083
‎話說回來，你在這裡幹嘛？

290
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:09,123
‎沒幹嘛

291
00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:25,123
‎露比！妳怎麼會在這裡？

292
00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:26,603
‎哎呀呀

293
00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:31,283
‎露比馬修斯偷偷和歐帝斯米爾本打炮

294
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:33,523
‎-凱爾…
‎-大家會愛死這個的

295
00:20:34,123 --> 00:20:36,843
‎凱爾，等等！拜託別告訴任何人

296
00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:39,043
‎那我是一代宗濕這件事

297
00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:40,163
‎你們也不能張揚

298
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:43,083
‎除非你們想要秘密性事被公開

299
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:45,523
‎回頭見，魯蛇們

300
00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:49,723
‎幹得好

301
00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,883
‎露比，等等！

302
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,723
‎我得舉發他，他可能會害到人

303
00:20:58,363 --> 00:20:59,203
‎歐帝斯

304
00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:01,843
‎你喜歡跟我打炮嗎？

305
00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:05,763
‎你喜歡我碰你嗎？

306
00:21:07,403 --> 00:21:10,923
‎你希望我突然再也不碰你嗎？

307
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:13,923
‎不希望

308
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,763
‎那就給我閉嘴

309
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,043
‎記住，隨時離我1.5公尺遠

310
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,883
‎有其他人在校園裡提供性愛建議

311
00:21:45,963 --> 00:21:46,803
‎誰啊？

312
00:21:47,403 --> 00:21:48,563
‎我不能說

313
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:49,763
‎什麼叫不能說？

314
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,283
‎我們無話不談

315
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:53,843
‎你也知道我不會說出去的

316
00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:56,483
‎好吧

317
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,243
‎是凱爾

318
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:02,403
‎他收費提供建議，還自稱一代宗濕

319
00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:03,763
‎看看我的大奶

320
00:22:03,843 --> 00:22:07,003
‎-我們得舉發他
‎-不行

321
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,003
‎為什麼？

322
00:22:08,483 --> 00:22:09,323
‎因為…

323
00:22:10,523 --> 00:22:13,323
‎要是我這麼做
‎他會把我搞上露比的事說出去

324
00:22:15,483 --> 00:22:16,683
‎抱歉，你說什麼？

325
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,563
‎聽著，我還沒告訴你

326
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:22,003
‎但整個夏天我們都在打炮

327
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,003
‎她不想被人知道

328
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,963
‎再說我們也沒有那麼常見面

329
00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:29,083
‎你在說笑嗎？

330
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,363
‎你脖子上那個是什麼？

331
00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,003
‎天啊！

332
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,403
‎什麼？怎麼會？什麼時候？

333
00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:45,603
‎好啦…

334
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,603
‎那天是奧莉薇亞的派對

335
00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:50,043
‎你本來要去的
‎後來決定跟亞當一起看電影

336
00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,323
‎總之，我一個人在那裡

337
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,763
‎一開始露比不理我

338
00:22:55,803 --> 00:22:56,723
‎但後來…

339
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:06,683
‎米爾本

340
00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:10,763
‎嗨，露比，妳扮的是什麼？

341
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,723
‎2000年代初期的克莉絲汀阿奎萊拉

342
00:23:13,803 --> 00:23:15,483
‎真酷，我是起司通心粉

343
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:18,243
‎-閉嘴，跟我來一炮
‎-妳今晚為什麼難過？

344
00:23:18,323 --> 00:23:20,443
‎我在經歷青春期，我把難過當飯吃

345
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:26,323
‎等等，你為什麼要扮起司通心粉？

346
00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,403
‎那不是重點，艾瑞克

347
00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:30,363
‎-抱歉
‎-抱歉之前沒告訴你

348
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,603
‎我想連我自己都還在狀況外

349
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,723
‎你跟全校最紅的女孩成了炮友？

350
00:23:36,803 --> 00:23:37,643
‎是啊！

351
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:39,963
‎-我真他媽的以你為榮！
‎-超讚的

352
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,003
‎-我超以你為榮
‎-而且不談感情

353
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,363
‎所以不會有人受傷

354
00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:47,963
‎凱爾的事你打算怎麼辦？

355
00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:51,283
‎那已經不關我的事了吧？

356
00:24:02,163 --> 00:24:04,083
‎葛洛夫愛老二！

357
00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:05,363
‎考得怎麼樣？

358
00:24:10,603 --> 00:24:11,843
‎你有意見嗎？

359
00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:14,123
‎沒有，亞當，抱歉

360
00:24:20,683 --> 00:24:21,683
‎你在幹嘛？

361
00:24:21,763 --> 00:24:23,523
‎他們對我指指點點

362
00:24:24,603 --> 00:24:26,643
‎那也不代表你可以傷害他們，亞當

363
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:31,443
‎我受夠了

364
00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:34,563
‎你們看什麼看？

365
00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:05,963
‎嘿，老弟

366
00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:09,843
‎今天的面試還順利嗎？

367
00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:11,203
‎有一舉成功嗎？

368
00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:14,163
‎有啊，很順利，我明天開始上班

369
00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:15,523
‎謝天謝地！

370
00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:17,763
‎嘿，告訴我

371
00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:20,883
‎現在老師的平均薪水是多少？

372
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:24,123
‎大概的數字就好
‎我們上班聊到這個，完全沒概念

373
00:25:25,203 --> 00:25:26,483
‎這個嘛，起薪…

374
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,043
‎喝喝看，高蛋白奶昔

375
00:25:35,363 --> 00:25:37,843
‎是不是超讚的？承認吧

376
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,283
‎靠，記得詹姆斯麥克布萊德嗎？

377
00:25:42,363 --> 00:25:43,523
‎他不過是買了艘遊艇

378
00:25:43,603 --> 00:25:45,283
‎你大嫂就開始暗示我了

379
00:25:46,443 --> 00:25:48,323
‎知道幸福婚姻的秘訣是什麼嗎？

380
00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:50,883
‎我不太適合回答這個問題，彼得

381
00:25:52,443 --> 00:25:55,403
‎是錢，還有把馬桶坐墊放下，但…

382
00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:57,523
‎最主要還是他媽的錢

383
00:25:59,283 --> 00:26:03,163
‎今天開完庭我超嗨，我虐爆被告

384
00:26:03,243 --> 00:26:04,083
‎我像這樣…

385
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,403
‎將他們生吞活剝

386
00:26:08,203 --> 00:26:10,203
‎跟我打一場壁球吧，肥肥？

387
00:26:18,883 --> 00:26:20,443
‎上學還愉快嗎？

388
00:26:20,523 --> 00:26:23,923
‎還可以，妳的書引起了一陣騷動

389
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,563
‎-還有媒體來採訪
‎-真的嗎？

390
00:26:26,643 --> 00:26:28,803
‎-它沒那麼具爭議性吧
‎-是啊

391
00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:31,163
‎今晚想看電影嗎？

392
00:26:31,243 --> 00:26:33,643
‎要不要看《當哈利遇上莎莉》？

393
00:26:34,243 --> 00:26:38,203
‎還是《絕配冤家》？

394
00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:40,003
‎給你選

395
00:26:41,043 --> 00:26:42,923
‎（克莉絲汀：老地方，別穿外套）

396
00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,123
‎我要出門了

397
00:26:45,443 --> 00:26:46,283
‎去哪裡？

398
00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:48,963
‎我要跟艾瑞克一起做作業

399
00:26:49,523 --> 00:26:51,323
‎-晚點就會回來
‎-這樣啊

400
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,363
‎歐帝斯

401
00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:55,563
‎我明天要做產檢，你會陪我去嗎？

402
00:26:57,323 --> 00:26:58,563
‎拜託？

403
00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:00,483
‎沒問題

404
00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:02,403
‎但妳得告訴他

405
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,043
‎我會的

406
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:11,723
‎走開，媽

407
00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:17,123
‎你不會正在尻槍吧？

408
00:27:22,963 --> 00:27:24,163
‎你還好嗎？

409
00:27:25,483 --> 00:27:26,803
‎妳想去砸東西嗎？

410
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:30,283
‎還是我們可以聊一聊？

411
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,563
‎我不太會說話

412
00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:38,803
‎我媽過世後

413
00:27:38,883 --> 00:27:40,283
‎我時時刻刻都在生氣

414
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:43,523
‎我的輔導員叫我把怒氣發洩在枕頭上

415
00:27:43,603 --> 00:27:46,483
‎所以有好幾個月的時間
‎每天晚上我都在打枕頭

416
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:51,243
‎到頭來卻發現
‎說出來是唯一有用的方法

417
00:27:53,483 --> 00:27:54,603
‎今天發生什麼事了？

418
00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,683
‎我不希望別人當我是娘炮

419
00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:01,923
‎因為你跟男生交往？

420
00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:03,003
‎我還是個男人

421
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,803
‎是啊，你當然還是個男人

422
00:28:07,323 --> 00:28:09,883
‎但男人不見得要砸東西

423
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:12,083
‎而且男人也可以跟男人交往

424
00:28:13,123 --> 00:28:14,803
‎你得告訴艾瑞克你的感受

425
00:28:14,883 --> 00:28:15,803
‎我不…

426
00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:18,763
‎我不知道該怎麼做

427
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:21,163
‎你應該試試看

428
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,323
‎你這娘炮

429
00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:31,523
‎我們可以先從打枕頭開始嗎？

430
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,483
‎當然，拿過來吧

431
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:41,043
‎你要做的就是深深吸一口氣

432
00:28:41,123 --> 00:28:42,443
‎準備出擊…

433
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:02,083
‎來吧！

434
00:29:03,603 --> 00:29:04,803
‎打得不錯啊，娘麥

435
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:09,403
‎快速沖個澡，然後來點波隆那素肉醬

436
00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:11,843
‎愛死素肉醬了！

437
00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:20,403
‎老天啊

438
00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:43,003
‎都叫你別穿外套了

439
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,283
‎你可能會被認出來

440
00:29:44,363 --> 00:29:46,443
‎天氣很冷，而且我們在樹林裡

441
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:48,443
‎絕對不會有問題的

442
00:29:52,643 --> 00:29:53,883
‎然後是牛仔褲

443
00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:57,643
‎謝了

444
00:29:58,483 --> 00:29:59,323
‎好了

445
00:30:00,043 --> 00:30:01,043
‎哈囉！

446
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,203
‎讓我把腿…

447
00:30:09,803 --> 00:30:10,683
‎沒事

448
00:30:15,443 --> 00:30:17,403
‎-停下來
‎-小心我的頭髮

449
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:21,443
‎好了，這樣行不通
‎不能去妳家或我家嗎？

450
00:30:21,523 --> 00:30:23,763
‎不能去家裡，太冒險了

451
00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:26,723
‎我明白妳不希望我們的事被人知道

452
00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,043
‎但妳好像連被看到
‎離我很近都覺得丟臉

453
00:30:30,643 --> 00:30:32,843
‎我是個很注重隱私的人，歐帝斯

454
00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:35,483
‎我想妳是覺得丟臉

455
00:30:36,163 --> 00:30:38,363
‎好吧，我是覺得丟臉沒錯

456
00:30:38,443 --> 00:30:40,163
‎我又性感又受歡迎

457
00:30:40,243 --> 00:30:43,803
‎你是個衣著品味差勁
‎留著詭異八字鬍的火柴人

458
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,123
‎妳說妳喜歡我的八字鬍

459
00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:49,163
‎-還說我床功一流
‎-你的床功確實了得

460
00:30:49,243 --> 00:30:52,043
‎但那不代表我想和你
‎一起出現在公共場合

461
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,923
‎那我也不想和一個刻薄的人

462
00:30:57,003 --> 00:30:58,363
‎一起出現在公共場合

463
00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:02,003
‎而且那個人還會為了
‎享受高超的性技巧利用別人

464
00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:03,483
‎我的自尊可沒這麼廉價

465
00:31:05,003 --> 00:31:05,843
‎我們玩完了

466
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,443
‎我們不是玩完，是結束了

467
00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:25,763
‎“結束”和“玩完”是一樣的意思！

468
00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:50,883
‎（給歐帝斯：那樣太愚蠢了
‎我們繼續當炮友吧）

469
00:32:07,963 --> 00:32:09,003
‎就是說啊，寶貝

470
00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:13,843
‎嗨，我是艾琳，請留言

471
00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:17,443
‎嗨，媽，我是梅芙

472
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:20,003
‎聽著，我知道妳不想跟我說話

473
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,443
‎但我真的覺得我們該聊聊

474
00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:23,003
‎回我電話吧

475
00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:25,563
‎我想妳

476
00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,043
‎嘿，梅芙

477
00:32:29,923 --> 00:32:31,923
‎能跟妳聊聊嗎？

478
00:32:32,003 --> 00:32:32,843
‎可以啊

479
00:32:33,523 --> 00:32:34,443
‎怎麼了？

480
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,443
‎我媽還是不接電話

481
00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:38,563
‎她恨我

482
00:32:40,283 --> 00:32:41,283
‎妳做了正確的事

483
00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:43,443
‎別忘了這一點

484
00:32:45,603 --> 00:32:46,803
‎你想聊什麼？

485
00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,043
‎我想聊…

486
00:32:52,843 --> 00:32:54,363
‎我想聊…

487
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:57,923
‎早餐

488
00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:00,723
‎覆盆子果醬還是草莓果醬？

489
00:33:01,803 --> 00:33:02,723
‎覆盆子

490
00:33:03,363 --> 00:33:04,963
‎好消息，這兩種我們都沒有

491
00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:08,603
‎很好，我馬上出門

492
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,723
‎謝謝你多跑這一趟，傑克森

493
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,683
‎基本上，我只是想多了解你一點

494
00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:19,243
‎因為我們將會密切合作

495
00:33:19,323 --> 00:33:20,963
‎我曾經是這裡的學生會長

496
00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:23,163
‎我懂那份責任有多重

497
00:33:23,723 --> 00:33:24,723
‎是啊，很好玩

498
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,123
‎希望你也覺得很有挑戰性

499
00:33:29,003 --> 00:33:33,443
‎重點是，我真的很想
‎為這個地方重新注入熱情

500
00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:37,083
‎創造一個人人都能出類拔萃的環境

501
00:33:37,163 --> 00:33:39,203
‎不論他們選擇走哪條路

502
00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:42,883
‎荷普，媒體來採訪妳了

503
00:33:42,963 --> 00:33:44,363
‎謝謝，我馬上過去

504
00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:50,083
‎我想跟你分享學校的新理念

505
00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:53,483
‎等你有空，我期待聽到你的意見

506
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,003
‎對了，傑克森

507
00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:04,123
‎我要你比以往更認真看待這個角色

508
00:34:04,683 --> 00:34:08,003
‎我不吃裝酷耍帥那一套

509
00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:10,043
‎你懂我意思

510
00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:11,803
‎其實不是很懂

511
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,083
‎你會懂的

512
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,163
‎她瘋了

513
00:34:18,763 --> 00:34:22,283
‎-卡爾，要上體育課了，要來嗎？
‎-要，我馬上過去

514
00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:28,403
‎我…好的，看來是我擋到你的路了

515
00:34:29,043 --> 00:34:29,883
‎沒關係

516
00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,163
‎你先請，好人

517
00:34:49,563 --> 00:34:50,923
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

518
00:34:53,923 --> 00:34:56,643
‎我不喜歡傷害人

519
00:34:58,243 --> 00:34:59,163
‎那就別那麼做

520
00:34:59,643 --> 00:35:01,163
‎我不知道自己為什麼會那樣

521
00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:02,243
‎我就是會變得很…

522
00:35:03,163 --> 00:35:04,283
‎憤怒，但…

523
00:35:06,323 --> 00:35:07,243
‎我想要改變

524
00:35:09,683 --> 00:35:10,523
‎好

525
00:35:13,523 --> 00:35:17,203
‎（更衣室）

526
00:35:27,323 --> 00:35:29,123
‎葛洛夫，你變甲甲了嗎？

527
00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:38,483
‎對啊，我現在是甲了

528
00:35:40,003 --> 00:35:40,843
‎你有意見嗎？

529
00:35:41,883 --> 00:35:43,803
‎沒有，老兄，我覺得很酷

530
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,003
‎是啊，恭喜你，老兄

531
00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:49,803
‎同性戀這種事不需要恭喜吧

532
00:36:29,483 --> 00:36:32,643
‎好耶！

533
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:09,163
‎好的，寬度和長度，軟的和硬的

534
00:37:12,643 --> 00:37:15,603
‎該死，這樣不算大吧？先硬起來再說

535
00:37:18,163 --> 00:37:19,323
‎拜託

536
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:21,723
‎看在老天的份上，爭氣點

537
00:37:22,803 --> 00:37:23,803
‎快啊！

538
00:37:42,363 --> 00:37:45,043
‎-妳好，很高興認識妳
‎-我也是

539
00:37:45,123 --> 00:37:47,123
‎我們在想，我不知道…

540
00:37:47,843 --> 00:37:48,683
‎該死

541
00:38:01,603 --> 00:38:02,803
‎奇怪

542
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:07,163
‎看來你要去失物招領了

543
00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:19,803
‎老兄，你為什麼裸體？

544
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,083
‎別看我的老二！

545
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:35,723
‎嘿，歐帝斯
‎你和露比真的是一對嗎？

546
00:38:35,803 --> 00:38:39,043
‎沒有，為什麼這麼問？

547
00:38:39,123 --> 00:38:40,403
‎大家都在談論這件事

548
00:38:45,483 --> 00:38:46,643
‎一代宗濕

549
00:38:56,323 --> 00:39:01,883
‎所以在結構上
‎雙鍵會在尾部導致扭結

550
00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:04,243
‎所以…艾咪吉伯斯！

551
00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:06,563
‎我得帶山羊去尿尿

552
00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:07,803
‎好吧，去吧

553
00:39:08,643 --> 00:39:13,043
‎看吧，這就是你們不該
‎把家畜帶來學校的原因

554
00:39:13,123 --> 00:39:15,403
‎-明天我媽會照顧牠
‎-很好

555
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:17,883
‎好的，學校裡只能出現這種山羊

556
00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:19,603
‎也就是山羊鬍

557
00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:22,083
‎這是我的新造型，喜歡的人請舉手

558
00:39:24,003 --> 00:39:25,643
‎天啊…

559
00:39:37,403 --> 00:39:38,803
‎為了媽咪撒泡尿吧

560
00:39:41,603 --> 00:39:42,803
‎搞什…

561
00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,283
‎脂肪酸

562
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,643
‎-好的
‎-老師，德克斯湯普森沒穿衣服

563
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,843
‎天啊，超小的！

564
00:39:55,403 --> 00:39:58,003
‎別看，我不要你們看我的老二！

565
00:39:58,683 --> 00:39:59,883
‎幹！

566
00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:02,883
‎老二…

567
00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:05,203
‎這是怎麼回事？快告訴我！

568
00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:07,083
‎你幹嘛裸體？

569
00:40:07,723 --> 00:40:08,563
‎德克斯？

570
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,403
‎-我要借走牠
‎-不行，別打牠的主意

571
00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:14,563
‎-我會盡快歸還的
‎-別把牠帶走！

572
00:40:14,643 --> 00:40:16,843
‎求求你…

573
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:20,123
‎山羊…

574
00:40:20,203 --> 00:40:23,003
‎我會說我來這裡是為了找回社群意識

575
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,523
‎和家庭價值…

576
00:40:24,603 --> 00:40:25,643
‎那是狗嗎？

577
00:40:26,643 --> 00:40:29,563
‎是山羊，老天啊，快拍！

578
00:40:30,163 --> 00:40:32,843
‎校長，妳剛剛說家庭價值怎麼了？

579
00:40:33,843 --> 00:40:36,763
‎可以失陪一下嗎？謝謝

580
00:40:46,643 --> 00:40:49,363
‎不會吧…

581
00:40:50,443 --> 00:40:51,563
‎完蛋了…

582
00:40:58,883 --> 00:41:00,003
‎我打好的東西都不見了

583
00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:03,803
‎是啊，那些電腦爛透了，買台筆電吧

584
00:41:10,723 --> 00:41:13,123
‎-嘿，妳有看到凱爾嗎？
‎-沒有

585
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:20,683
‎我真不該相信那該死的一代宗濕

586
00:41:26,323 --> 00:41:28,043
‎德克斯，你還好嗎？

587
00:41:28,123 --> 00:41:31,083
‎我萬萬不該聽一代宗濕的話

588
00:41:31,883 --> 00:41:33,243
‎誰是一代宗濕？

589
00:41:35,763 --> 00:41:36,603
‎凱爾

590
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:50,003
‎嘿！這位小姐，妳在跟蹤我嗎？

591
00:41:50,563 --> 00:41:53,083
‎沒有，別笑死人了

592
00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:58,403
‎我只是剛好開車經過你工作的地方

593
00:41:58,483 --> 00:42:02,563
‎妳都經過15次了，我能從窗戶看到妳

594
00:42:03,283 --> 00:42:04,243
‎怎麼了？

595
00:42:08,243 --> 00:42:09,083
‎能聊聊嗎？

596
00:42:11,523 --> 00:42:13,203
‎如果妳不再害怕的話

597
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:15,923
‎可以

598
00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:20,123
‎妳要下車嗎？

599
00:42:20,803 --> 00:42:21,643
‎很好

600
00:42:40,123 --> 00:42:41,803
‎那麼，德克斯

601
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:44,243
‎發生什麼事了？

602
00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:47,523
‎我在量我的老二

603
00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:50,643
‎是我叫他這麼做的
‎那你量到的數據呢？

604
00:42:51,283 --> 00:42:52,283
‎我被打斷了

605
00:42:53,843 --> 00:42:57,043
‎而且我也不想知道
‎萬一我的老二真的很小

606
00:42:57,123 --> 00:42:58,483
‎而我永遠無法取悅女人呢？

607
00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:02,643
‎或許你們可以幫我看一下
‎跟我說是不是真的很小

608
00:43:03,203 --> 00:43:04,723
‎-沒問題
‎-不…

609
00:43:04,803 --> 00:43:06,963
‎住手，誰都沒要檢查誰

610
00:43:07,683 --> 00:43:09,643
‎因為老二的大小並不重要

611
00:43:10,523 --> 00:43:12,003
‎只有小屌男才會這麼說

612
00:43:15,323 --> 00:43:19,083
‎德克斯
‎你用不著跟別人比老二的尺寸

613
00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:21,083
‎那不是重點，而且也無濟於事

614
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,003
‎你會很訝異

615
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,763
‎有多少男人
‎對自己的老二尺寸感到不安

616
00:43:26,843 --> 00:43:28,283
‎並對其他男人的生殖器外觀

617
00:43:28,363 --> 00:43:30,283
‎有著誇張的看法

618
00:43:31,403 --> 00:43:34,043
‎真的，真希望我的可以直一點

619
00:43:34,763 --> 00:43:35,603
‎它有點…

620
00:43:36,403 --> 00:43:37,723
‎彎向一邊

621
00:43:38,923 --> 00:43:40,483
‎就是歪歪的

622
00:43:42,963 --> 00:43:45,083
‎不是歪，是獨一無二

623
00:43:47,163 --> 00:43:48,003
‎謝了，米爾本

624
00:43:48,923 --> 00:43:49,843
‎那對我意義重大

625
00:43:51,243 --> 00:43:52,963
‎真感人

626
00:43:54,323 --> 00:43:56,603
‎德克斯，你為什麼說
‎自己永遠無法取悅女人？

627
00:43:57,123 --> 00:43:59,203
‎他跟女友做愛的時候無法讓對方高潮

628
00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:01,643
‎是怎樣的性愛？

629
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:03,963
‎就…

630
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:05,523
‎正常打炮

631
00:44:06,883 --> 00:44:12,083
‎好的，大部分的女人
‎很難單靠抽插達到高潮

632
00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:14,283
‎-真的嗎？
‎-沒錯

633
00:44:17,243 --> 00:44:18,603
‎你聽過陰蒂嗎？

634
00:44:19,203 --> 00:44:20,043
‎當然

635
00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:22,323
‎也許你該好好認識它了

636
00:44:22,883 --> 00:44:24,203
‎問問你女朋友喜歡什麼

637
00:44:24,283 --> 00:44:27,883
‎記住，不必把高潮
‎當作性愛的主要目標

638
00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:29,483
‎你可以玩得開心

639
00:44:30,443 --> 00:44:31,603
‎並且發揮創意

640
00:44:33,243 --> 00:44:34,163
‎能說清楚一點嗎？

641
00:44:34,723 --> 00:44:36,563
‎你有十隻手指和一個舌頭，德克斯

642
00:44:37,403 --> 00:44:38,523
‎運用你的想像力

643
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:40,283
‎哇

644
00:44:40,683 --> 00:44:43,563
‎你們真的很會提供性愛建議

645
00:44:48,203 --> 00:44:51,243
‎這件事別張揚，會影響我的生意

646
00:44:51,323 --> 00:44:53,083
‎嘿，我要去失物招領

647
00:44:53,163 --> 00:44:54,643
‎但謝謝你們的幫忙

648
00:44:55,363 --> 00:44:58,163
‎對了，歐帝斯
‎我聽說了你和露比的事

649
00:44:58,243 --> 00:45:00,723
‎不知你是怎麼辦到的，但恭喜啊

650
00:45:06,243 --> 00:45:07,563
‎你和露比是一對

651
00:45:08,203 --> 00:45:10,283
‎已經不是了

652
00:45:10,363 --> 00:45:12,843
‎持續了一陣子，但就是炮友而已

653
00:45:13,443 --> 00:45:14,443
‎沒有感情成分

654
00:45:14,523 --> 00:45:16,723
‎沒有感情成分，聽起來很酷

655
00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,043
‎謝謝你到處宣傳，凱爾

656
00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,363
‎我沒告訴任何人

657
00:45:25,603 --> 00:45:27,603
‎但現在大家都知道你和露比的事了

658
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,563
‎看來我可以繼續當一代宗濕了

659
00:45:30,243 --> 00:45:31,403
‎再見了，魯蛇

660
00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:35,523
‎事實完全相反，凱爾

661
00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:40,683
‎我不知道要不要留下他

662
00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:43,243
‎我很迷惘，而且…

663
00:45:44,403 --> 00:45:45,923
‎一直在拖延

664
00:45:47,403 --> 00:45:49,883
‎然後我開始寫書

665
00:45:49,963 --> 00:45:53,883
‎我享受著每一刻，沉浸在其中

666
00:45:55,563 --> 00:45:56,803
‎妳怎麼能瞞著我？

667
00:45:56,883 --> 00:46:00,243
‎我本來想告訴你，真的

668
00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:01,483
‎我…但是…

669
00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:05,483
‎我等越久，就越難開口

670
00:46:08,843 --> 00:46:10,283
‎我要當爸爸了？

671
00:46:14,483 --> 00:46:17,923
‎我不希望讓你覺得被逼到牆角

672
00:46:18,803 --> 00:46:21,043
‎我已經決定要留下這個孩子

673
00:46:21,123 --> 00:46:24,843
‎而且我覺得這個選擇給了我力量

674
00:46:27,163 --> 00:46:32,323
‎除非這也是你想要的
‎否則你不需要參與

675
00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:39,763
‎妳希望我參與嗎？

676
00:46:39,843 --> 00:46:41,643
‎我當然希望

677
00:46:43,363 --> 00:46:46,243
‎但前提是你自己也想參與

678
00:46:52,203 --> 00:46:56,363
‎我今天下午4點半要做產檢

679
00:46:57,203 --> 00:46:59,283
‎-在摩爾戴社區醫院，你…
‎-謝謝妳

680
00:47:04,483 --> 00:47:06,643
‎我真的得好好想想

681
00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:08,563
‎當然

682
00:47:13,803 --> 00:47:18,563
‎我會說我來這裡是為了
‎找回社群意識和家庭價值

683
00:47:19,563 --> 00:47:21,523
‎-妳剛剛說家庭價值怎麼了？
‎-請進

684
00:47:22,283 --> 00:47:24,763
‎可以失陪一下嗎？謝謝

685
00:47:26,683 --> 00:47:29,323
‎診所還在廢棄廁所繼續營業

686
00:47:29,963 --> 00:47:32,083
‎這件事與我和梅芙無關

687
00:47:32,163 --> 00:47:35,283
‎但診所還在營業中，這很危險

688
00:47:36,283 --> 00:47:38,483
‎學生不該聽從來自學生的建議

689
00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:40,523
‎但他們還是需要協助

690
00:47:40,603 --> 00:47:43,963
‎所以希望妳可以
‎在校園提供適當的服務

691
00:47:45,443 --> 00:47:47,003
‎謝謝你告訴我，歐帝斯

692
00:47:51,403 --> 00:47:53,723
‎珊茲老師，我的論文真的打好了

693
00:47:53,803 --> 00:47:55,643
‎但學校的電腦當掉了

694
00:47:55,723 --> 00:47:58,683
‎-我可以晚點交嗎？
‎-好，下不為例

695
00:47:59,483 --> 00:48:02,523
‎梅芙，妳看看要不要申請

696
00:48:02,603 --> 00:48:04,003
‎妳是最佳人選

697
00:48:04,603 --> 00:48:07,083
‎亞當，下午我改了你的考卷

698
00:48:07,163 --> 00:48:08,123
‎這是你的課表

699
00:48:08,603 --> 00:48:09,483
‎你在哪一班？

700
00:48:10,723 --> 00:48:11,563
‎猜猜看

701
00:48:11,643 --> 00:48:15,163
‎艾瑞克，大家都知道我和露比的事了

702
00:48:15,723 --> 00:48:17,243
‎你有說出去嗎？

703
00:48:17,323 --> 00:48:20,083
‎我不小心跟亞當說了

704
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,163
‎我跟歐拉說了

705
00:48:22,003 --> 00:48:24,043
‎-我跟莉莉說了
‎-我跟所有人說了

706
00:48:27,523 --> 00:48:29,363
‎這件事本來應該只有我倆知道的

707
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,483
‎你在這裡幹嘛？

708
00:48:33,563 --> 00:48:35,523
‎我賣出了第一幅畫

709
00:48:36,123 --> 00:48:38,083
‎所以今晚不用吃烤豆吐司了

710
00:48:38,163 --> 00:48:39,923
‎我們要去吃披薩

711
00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:43,123
‎好樣的，我就知道你行的，天才

712
00:48:52,643 --> 00:48:55,803
‎聽說妳背地裡跟歐帝斯米爾本上床

713
00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,403
‎最好是啦

714
00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,563
‎是真的

715
00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:24,723
‎不，真的不是…

716
00:49:27,363 --> 00:49:28,203
‎媽？

717
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,803
‎嗨，妳好嗎？

718
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:33,003
‎別再打給我了

719
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,883
‎-…友好的關係
‎-對，但沒那麼友好

720
00:49:48,843 --> 00:49:51,563
‎我沒高潮，但感覺好多了

721
00:49:52,883 --> 00:49:54,883
‎好耶！

722
00:50:08,803 --> 00:50:11,043
‎反正現在大家都知道了

723
00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:14,363
‎我在想，或許我們可以繼續見面？

724
00:50:15,523 --> 00:50:18,363
‎因為我喜歡跟你打炮

725
00:50:19,803 --> 00:50:21,883
‎不用在車上或廁所了？

726
00:50:23,163 --> 00:50:25,763
‎沒錯，不用在車上或廁所了

727
00:50:54,283 --> 00:50:56,443
‎謝謝你的建議，歐帝斯

728
00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:57,523
‎是你叫她這麼做的？

729
00:50:59,043 --> 00:51:00,123
‎該做個了結了

730
00:51:04,403 --> 00:51:05,803
‎所以真的結束了

731
00:51:07,563 --> 00:51:08,763
‎是啊，真的結束了

732
00:51:31,043 --> 00:51:33,883
‎（大濕拯救了我的人生）

733
00:52:40,443 --> 00:52:41,443
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