1 00:00:06,123 --> 00:00:09,323 ["I Think We're Alone Now" by the Rubinoos playing] 2 00:00:18,523 --> 00:00:19,963 [moaning] 3 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:21,963 [pants, grunts] 4 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:25,763 ♪ Children, behave ♪ 5 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:29,203 ♪ That's what they say When we're together ♪ 6 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:33,003 ♪ And watch how you play ♪ 7 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,923 ♪ They don't understand ♪ 8 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:37,763 ♪ And so we're Running just as fast as we can… ♪ 9 00:00:37,843 --> 00:00:39,723 [moaning] 10 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:42,643 ♪ Holding on to one another's hand ♪ 11 00:00:43,683 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Trying to get away into the night… ♪ 12 00:00:47,043 --> 00:00:50,723 [moaning, grunting] 13 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:53,443 [grunts] 14 00:00:54,443 --> 00:00:56,203 [moaning] 15 00:00:58,003 --> 00:01:01,483 [groans] 16 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:03,843 [moaning] 17 00:01:03,923 --> 00:01:05,563 [moans] 18 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,003 Whoo! 19 00:01:10,803 --> 00:01:12,883 [woman moaning on computer] 20 00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:14,603 [man moaning on computer] 21 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:17,043 [man, woman moaning on computer] 22 00:01:17,123 --> 00:01:21,083 ♪ 'Cause what would they say ♪ 23 00:01:21,163 --> 00:01:22,923 ♪ If they ever knew? ♪ 24 00:01:23,003 --> 00:01:26,763 ♪ And so we're Running just as fast as we can… ♪ 25 00:01:27,283 --> 00:01:28,803 [moaning] 26 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:32,643 [moans] 27 00:01:34,043 --> 00:01:38,043 ♪ And then you put your arms around me And we tumble to the ground… ♪ 28 00:01:38,803 --> 00:01:41,883 -[moaning] -[woman in video moaning] 29 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,123 [groans] 30 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:50,043 [woman moaning] 31 00:01:50,123 --> 00:01:53,563 ♪ I think we're alone now… ♪ 32 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:55,043 [moaning] 33 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:57,643 [woman moaning] 34 00:01:57,723 --> 00:02:00,123 [moaning] 35 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,203 [groans] 36 00:02:04,603 --> 00:02:08,443 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 37 00:02:08,523 --> 00:02:11,043 ♪ There doesn't seem To be anyone around… ♪ 38 00:02:11,123 --> 00:02:17,763 [all moaning] 39 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,443 Whoo! [panting] 40 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:22,563 That was so great! [panting] 41 00:02:23,403 --> 00:02:24,283 It was okay. 42 00:02:25,443 --> 00:02:26,683 I didn't come though. 43 00:02:26,763 --> 00:02:28,323 [Dex panting] 44 00:02:28,923 --> 00:02:30,163 [Dex sighs] 45 00:02:30,243 --> 00:02:34,443 But you do usually come, though, right? 46 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:37,043 Yeah. I mean, with other guys. 47 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:39,883 But not with me? 48 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,643 Well, this is quite a surprise. 49 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:46,283 Who gave you these orgasms, then? 50 00:02:46,803 --> 00:02:50,163 Tom Baker, Joe Fuchart, Ryan Bailey-- 51 00:02:50,243 --> 00:02:51,763 Okay, I get it. I get it. 52 00:02:53,523 --> 00:02:56,723 -What did they do different? -I don't know. Maybe do some research. 53 00:03:02,323 --> 00:03:03,843 [pants] 54 00:03:04,363 --> 00:03:05,723 [whispers] Am I bad at sex? 55 00:03:06,363 --> 00:03:10,803 ♪ Whoa, I feel all right this mornin' ♪ 56 00:03:13,643 --> 00:03:16,843 ♪ You ain't nothin' but a hound dog ♪ 57 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,283 ♪ Quit snoopin' round my door ♪ 58 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:24,563 ♪ You ain't nothin' but a hound dog ♪ 59 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:27,723 ♪ Quit snoopin' round my door ♪ 60 00:03:28,803 --> 00:03:31,283 ♪ You can wag your tail ♪ 61 00:03:32,363 --> 00:03:36,403 ♪ But I ain't gonna feed you no more ♪ 62 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,643 [phone ringing] 63 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:41,563 -[gargles] Hello? -[Jean] Good morning, darling! 64 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:44,243 -Wanted to make sure you didn't sleep in. -Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:44,763 --> 00:03:46,523 -You had breakfast yet? -Mm-hmm. 66 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:49,003 Can I please have more than a one-grunt answer? 67 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:51,083 Have you told Jakob yet? 68 00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:55,043 I'm about to be on-air, sweetheart, so I'll… We'll talk about that later. 69 00:03:55,123 --> 00:03:56,243 [sighs] 70 00:03:56,763 --> 00:03:59,523 -[whooshing] -[pop music playing] 71 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:02,523 [DJ] We have Dr. Jean Milburn here to talk about her new book, 72 00:04:02,603 --> 00:04:06,083 Uneducated Nation - A Sex Education Manifesto for Our Youth. 73 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:09,443 She wrote this as a response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, 74 00:04:09,523 --> 00:04:14,803 which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, 75 00:04:14,883 --> 00:04:17,803 and the performance of a so-called "sex musical." 76 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:18,883 [DJ chuckles] 77 00:04:18,963 --> 00:04:21,643 So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book. 78 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:28,763 Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculums in schools. 79 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:35,003 So I created this easy-to-read manual to help empower our teenagers, 80 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:39,883 and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults. 81 00:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,043 Sounds a bit racy. 82 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:45,923 Well, if, by racy, you mean highly researched 83 00:04:46,003 --> 00:04:50,083 and completely essential to the health and well-being of our children, 84 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,403 then, yes, I suppose it is. 85 00:04:53,923 --> 00:04:56,163 [DJ] A lot of people will be sitting at home thinking, 86 00:04:56,243 --> 00:04:57,883 "I wasn't taught this stuff, and I…" 87 00:04:57,963 --> 00:04:58,803 Thanks. 88 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,323 "Is it really necessary?" 89 00:05:00,403 --> 00:05:04,403 [Jean] Hopefully, if people read my book, they'll understand how… 90 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:07,283 They're not still going on about "Sex School," are they? 91 00:05:07,363 --> 00:05:10,403 Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before. [chuckles] 92 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:13,043 Okay, thanks for the tea, Joe! 93 00:05:13,603 --> 00:05:14,563 I better go. 94 00:05:14,643 --> 00:05:16,523 I don't wanna be late for my first day. 95 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:19,203 If you're not gonna finish your tea, at least take your lunch. 96 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:20,163 Oh. 97 00:05:20,243 --> 00:05:23,443 It's a fancy sandwich. Cheese and ham. 98 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,883 -[Maeve] Wow. -Mm. 99 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:27,923 Hm. Thank you. See you later. Have a nice day. 100 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:31,283 -Bye. -[Isaac] Good luck! 101 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,003 [door closes] 102 00:05:34,323 --> 00:05:38,643 Enough of the yearning looks, you pillock. Just tell her you like her already. 103 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:43,843 [car horn honks] 104 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:45,283 -Hi! -[Aimee] Hi! 105 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,443 Nice ride, Aimes. 106 00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:52,843 Thanks! Mum thinks I'm safer driving than getting the bus, so here we are. 107 00:05:52,923 --> 00:05:53,963 Okay. 108 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,683 -[goat bleats] -[Maeve] Who's this? 109 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:58,083 [whispers] Maeve, that's Steve. 110 00:05:59,043 --> 00:06:01,203 No, Aimee, the goat. 111 00:06:01,283 --> 00:06:03,203 Oh! She's our commitment animal. 112 00:06:03,283 --> 00:06:05,763 Apparently, pets bring couples closer together. 113 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:09,363 We didn't think about who was gonna look after her when we're at school, so… 114 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:11,483 -[Aimee] Yeah. Right! -[car engine starting] 115 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:16,483 [woman] Whoa! Hey! [screams] 116 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:17,883 [grunts] 117 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:18,883 Sorry, love! 118 00:06:19,843 --> 00:06:21,603 -Aimes? -[Aimee] You okay? 119 00:06:21,683 --> 00:06:23,003 -[woman] No! -Yeah. 120 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,603 Let's try that again, shall we? 121 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:27,563 ♪ She keeps me right on time ♪ 122 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:30,523 ♪ With the cymbals on the backbeat now ♪ 123 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,043 ♪ And I'm not goin' back again ♪ 124 00:06:35,123 --> 00:06:38,283 ♪ To the lonely life I used to know… ♪ 125 00:06:38,803 --> 00:06:40,323 Oatcake, what's on your face? 126 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:43,603 It's a mustache. I've been growing it all summer, 127 00:06:43,683 --> 00:06:47,443 but somebody has been too busy having sex with their new boyfriend to notice. 128 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:49,643 Uh, I was hoping it was a phase. 129 00:06:49,723 --> 00:06:52,643 And Adam and I aren't having sex sex. 130 00:06:52,723 --> 00:06:54,443 We're just doing hand jobs and stuff. 131 00:06:54,523 --> 00:06:56,803 Hand jobs is sex. Virginity is a construct. 132 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,123 Yes! Yes, I know! 133 00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:02,283 But I really want to go all the way! 134 00:07:06,003 --> 00:07:07,723 What is it you want to say to me? 135 00:07:08,243 --> 00:07:09,683 I think you need to be careful. 136 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,683 [sighs] And I think you need to make more of an effort with him. 137 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,323 Okay. Okay, I will. 138 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:21,363 Hey, I forgot to tell you. I saw Maeve the other day. 139 00:07:22,123 --> 00:07:23,883 Why are you telling me about Maeve? 140 00:07:23,963 --> 00:07:27,363 -I thought you might wanna know? -She hasn't responded to my message. 141 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:31,243 She's made it abundantly clear she doesn't want me in her life, so, no. 142 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:34,043 I don't need to know what Maeve is doing anymore. 143 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:35,243 Well, I just-- 144 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:37,003 Oh my God! 145 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,123 -The fuck is that? -[both scream] 146 00:07:39,723 --> 00:07:42,203 -[Eric] Adam, you fucking idiot! -[Otis] Fuck! 147 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:44,003 Whoo! Ha ha! 148 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,123 [whimpers] 149 00:07:46,003 --> 00:07:47,123 All right, New Kid? 150 00:07:48,203 --> 00:07:49,803 What is that on your face? 151 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,363 [funky music playing] 152 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,603 [girl 1] What's Adam Groff doing back? 153 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,643 I heard his mum bribed the school to let him back. 154 00:08:05,723 --> 00:08:07,443 And you know he's gay now, right? 155 00:08:07,523 --> 00:08:09,003 [scoffs] 156 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:09,963 You okay? 157 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:11,763 Yeah, I'm fine. 158 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:13,563 [funky music continues] 159 00:08:14,603 --> 00:08:15,683 [sighs] 160 00:08:20,203 --> 00:08:21,483 Oatcake, you all right? 161 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:24,843 I'm A-okay, Eric. I'm fine. I'm chillaxed! 162 00:08:25,363 --> 00:08:27,043 [chuckles] To the max! 163 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:29,883 Okay then, Mr. Mustache. 164 00:08:29,963 --> 00:08:32,243 So you guys didn't speak much over summer? 165 00:08:32,323 --> 00:08:35,843 No. I haven't heard from him since last term. 166 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,523 -I always thought you two would make up. -We're not fighting. 167 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:40,883 We're just not friends anymore. 168 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,123 Why's there a camera crew here? 169 00:08:44,203 --> 00:08:46,203 [whimsical music playing] 170 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:48,163 You've grown! 171 00:08:48,243 --> 00:08:49,963 [chuckles] Massive! 172 00:08:50,043 --> 00:08:52,923 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, girls! Why is there a goat on campus? 173 00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:54,923 She's mine and Steve's commitment animal. 174 00:08:55,003 --> 00:08:56,963 Right. You didn't think of a hamster? 175 00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:59,603 Or, um, a terrapin? 176 00:09:00,243 --> 00:09:01,483 Or a worm farm? 177 00:09:04,363 --> 00:09:05,563 How's Eugene? 178 00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:07,443 [sighs] I mean, long-distance is hard, 179 00:09:07,523 --> 00:09:10,643 but I think if we play our cards right, we'll both end up at Oxford. 180 00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:13,043 Did I tell you he speaks six languages? 181 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:14,043 Yes. 182 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:20,843 [journalist] Here are some of the students currently attending what has been dubbed 183 00:09:20,923 --> 00:09:22,323 the "Sex School." 184 00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:26,203 Oh, excuse me, young man, what can you tell us 185 00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:29,243 about last year's chlamydia outbreak on campus? 186 00:09:32,523 --> 00:09:33,483 [whispers] Please speak. 187 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,163 We're live. 188 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,523 [sniffs] 189 00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:42,043 Uh, hi. Hi. 190 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,283 I'm Eric Effiong. 191 00:09:44,363 --> 00:09:49,363 And all I can say about the outbreak was that it was absolutely terrifying. 192 00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:51,163 We were scared for our lives. 193 00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:52,283 [Eric chuckles] 194 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,083 Do you have an opinion, young man? 195 00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:56,683 Yes. 196 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,323 Firstly, it was mass hysteria, 197 00:09:58,403 --> 00:10:00,523 not a chlamydia outbreak. Your facts are wrong. 198 00:10:00,603 --> 00:10:03,043 -Otis, shh! We're on TV. -[girl] Yeah, shut up, Milburn! 199 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:06,323 -Are you Dr. Jean Milburn's son? -Yes. Yes, he is that. 200 00:10:06,403 --> 00:10:10,843 Are the students of Moordale as depraved as your mother makes out in her new book? 201 00:10:10,923 --> 00:10:14,803 I think my mum's book is an honest insight into teenagers today, 202 00:10:14,883 --> 00:10:18,083 and people should probably read it before speculating. 203 00:10:19,163 --> 00:10:20,603 You should probably read it. 204 00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:22,163 Probably. 205 00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:25,003 [bell ringing] 206 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,243 It's true. I do love an empty school. 207 00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:30,643 -But it's nice to see the students. -Priceless. 208 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:34,563 I used to teach geography before I became a headmaster. 209 00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:37,443 I'm also very experienced in teaching history and-- 210 00:10:37,523 --> 00:10:41,243 Thanks for coming in, Mr. Groff. We will consider your application. 211 00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:44,843 Are you actually going to consider my application? 212 00:10:45,763 --> 00:10:46,643 No. 213 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:50,683 I'm sorry. The controversy surrounding Moordale Secondary is too fresh. 214 00:10:50,763 --> 00:10:53,163 You're also far too experienced for this role. 215 00:10:54,243 --> 00:10:56,923 This is the fifth teaching position that I've applied for, 216 00:10:57,003 --> 00:11:00,163 and frankly, I'm running out of options. 217 00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:02,723 It's still a no. 218 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,163 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 219 00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:09,563 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 220 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,043 ♪ All right ♪ 221 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,723 ♪ Got to know how to pony ♪ 222 00:11:21,563 --> 00:11:23,083 ♪ Like Bony Maronie ♪ 223 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:25,923 ♪ Mashed potato ♪ 224 00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:28,563 ♪ Do the alligator ♪ 225 00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,003 ♪ Put your hand on your hips, yeah ♪ 226 00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:34,563 ♪ Let your backbone slip ♪ 227 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:36,603 ♪ Do the Watusi ♪ 228 00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:39,763 ♪ Like my little Lucy ♪ 229 00:11:40,603 --> 00:11:41,603 ♪ Hey! ♪ 230 00:11:41,683 --> 00:11:43,163 -[music stops] -[mic feedback] 231 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:45,403 Good morning, Moordale! 232 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:47,283 How is everyone feeling today? 233 00:11:47,363 --> 00:11:48,603 Really good! 234 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:52,283 I am your new head teacher, Mrs. Haddon, 235 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:54,243 but you can call me Hope. 236 00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:57,883 [whispers] She's cool. Teachers aren't supposed to be cool. 237 00:11:58,403 --> 00:12:01,083 The first thing you need to know about me 238 00:12:02,203 --> 00:12:04,523 is that I used to be sitting where you are now. 239 00:12:05,603 --> 00:12:07,003 Literally. [chuckles] 240 00:12:07,563 --> 00:12:09,483 Yeah, I went to Moordale too. 241 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,563 -I love her lipstick. It's so bold. -Mm. 242 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,363 [Hope] I've achieved a lot since then. 243 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:18,283 Two degrees, teaching positions at some of the country's top institutions, 244 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:23,083 and by 28, I became the youngest head teacher in the UK. 245 00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:28,363 But the years I spent in this building were the best of my life. 246 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:32,123 This school not only encouraged me to excel academically, 247 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:36,043 but it truly allowed me to find my purpose. 248 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:40,123 Which is why it's been so hurtful to read some of the horrible things 249 00:12:40,203 --> 00:12:42,323 written about Moordale in the press. 250 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,883 I don't know what went wrong 251 00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,523 or how we ended up here, 252 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:49,843 but I do know 253 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,723 it changes today. 254 00:12:56,203 --> 00:12:58,003 I can promise you this. 255 00:12:58,923 --> 00:13:02,883 If you work hard and you take pride in your school, 256 00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:07,483 I will get Moordale and your futures 257 00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:08,403 back on track. 258 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,203 -[girl] Yeah! -Oh! 259 00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:13,363 -Wow! -Come on, girl! 260 00:13:14,123 --> 00:13:15,323 [Hope] So let me hear you. 261 00:13:16,683 --> 00:13:18,403 Let's get Moordale… 262 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:20,003 Back on track! 263 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,523 Let's get Moordale… 264 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:23,043 -I love her. -[crowd] Back on track! 265 00:13:23,123 --> 00:13:24,923 She's like Joan of Arc, but cooler. 266 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,003 -Back on track! -Yes! 267 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,083 [music continues] 268 00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:29,843 -Wow! -[crowd cheering] 269 00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:32,603 -[Hope] Thank you all! -Come on. 270 00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:35,243 To a great start and a great week. And oh! 271 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:41,283 Can Otis Milburn and Maeve Wiley come to my office, please? 272 00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,563 You get to meet her in the flesh. 273 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:45,883 Maeve! 274 00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:52,323 [whimsical music playing] 275 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:02,923 Hi, Jakob! 276 00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:05,603 You're looking well. 277 00:14:06,203 --> 00:14:07,603 Oh, this? 278 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,043 [chuckles] 279 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:11,643 Funny story. 280 00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:14,363 You impregnated me. 281 00:14:15,363 --> 00:14:16,763 Surprise! 282 00:14:17,403 --> 00:14:18,243 Oh shit. 283 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,283 [sighs] 284 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,363 [car engine starting] 285 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,723 [tools clanking] 286 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,003 Damn it! Shit, shit, shit! 287 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,883 How come you're back in school? 288 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,483 I wanna learn some shit, don't I? 289 00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:48,883 You must be Jackson Marchetti, famed head boy. 290 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,043 That would be me. 291 00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,723 Of course. Of course. 292 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:55,283 Acting, swimming extraordinaire. 293 00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:58,323 I'm re-enrolling. I think I need to take some kind of test. 294 00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:01,763 Ah, yes, Mr. Groff's son. 295 00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,683 My receptionist has your paperwork. 296 00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:07,283 Hi, guys. You can go straight in. 297 00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:08,763 [whimsical music continues] 298 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:11,883 Jackson, can I get you to come back a bit later? 299 00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,723 It was really lovely to meet you. 300 00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:18,043 [Hope] I've heard a lot about the two of you. 301 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,443 Sit down. 302 00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:28,363 Don't worry. You're not in any trouble. 303 00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:33,843 An on-campus sex clinic for teenagers is rather entrepreneurial, in my opinion. 304 00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,483 Shows a lot of business savvy. 305 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:40,963 Is it something you're wanting to pursue? 306 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,203 N… no. 307 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:47,643 No. We don't run the clinic anymore. 308 00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:51,363 [inhales sharply] We've realized it wasn't very ethical, and we-- 309 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:54,283 We sort of stopped being friends. We grew apart. 310 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:56,923 [Hope] Oh. That's a shame. 311 00:15:57,883 --> 00:16:02,523 Anyway, I just wanted to say that Moordale is here to encourage your passions. 312 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:05,243 It would be great if you could keep me in the loop 313 00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:08,603 of any further business endeavors you come up with in the future. 314 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:10,883 [Maeve chuckles] 315 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,323 That's it. 316 00:16:12,843 --> 00:16:14,363 [Otis sighs] Okay. 317 00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:15,763 [clears throat] Thank you. 318 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:19,843 [Hope] Oh, Otis… 319 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,083 tell your mum I'm really looking forward to reading her book. 320 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,723 I will… Yeah. Yeah. 321 00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:33,763 -I thought we were screwed. -[chuckles] Me too. 322 00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:34,923 [Maeve chuckles] 323 00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:38,403 -Shit. Well, thank God. -Yeah. 324 00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:43,083 [Otis] So why aren't we friends anymore? 325 00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:46,243 Nice beard. 326 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:49,523 What's your point? 327 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:52,843 Nothing. 328 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,683 We're just in different places. 329 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,043 If that's what you wanna call it. 330 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,323 [Maeve chuckles] 331 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:07,243 Bye, Otis. 332 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:13,283 Maeve? 333 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:14,683 Yeah? 334 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,963 It's called a mustache. 335 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,443 Yeah, no shit. 336 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:34,443 [phone buzzing] 337 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,403 [whimsical music playing] 338 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,283 [suspenseful music playing] 339 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,483 [whistles] 340 00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:05,563 [grunts] 341 00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,843 [moaning] 342 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:13,363 -Wait. Did anyone see you coming in? -No, I was careful. 343 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:14,483 Okay. 344 00:18:15,563 --> 00:18:17,163 Careful there. Careful there. 345 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,723 Okay. 346 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,203 [sniffs] 347 00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,403 Oh, your aftershave is so cheap. It turns me on. 348 00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:25,843 [both moaning] 349 00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:26,923 -[door opens] -[gasps] 350 00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:30,403 [Dex] Hi, I'm looking for Sex King? 351 00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,523 [deep voice] What is the problem, young man? 352 00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:37,203 Um, my girlfriend told me she's never come having sex with me, 353 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,003 but she did used to with other guys. 354 00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,083 -[deep voice] What are your measurements? -What do you mean? 355 00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:45,083 [deep voice] Women need a large penis in order to come. 356 00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:48,203 A smaller penis could be okay with the right amount of girth, 357 00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:51,643 but a small dick and no girth will never please a woman. 358 00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:54,003 I've, uh, never measured. 359 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,683 [deep voice] Come back to me when you do. 360 00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:59,683 I'll need measurements for width, length, erect, and flaccid. 361 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,203 That'll be 30 pounds, please. 362 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,483 -But you haven't helped. -[deep voice] Half now, half later? 363 00:19:16,963 --> 00:19:18,083 [door closes] 364 00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:23,403 [sighs] 365 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,003 [screams] 366 00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:28,843 Kyle? 367 00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:31,443 Milburn! It's only you. 368 00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,923 Thought it was the fuzz again. [chuckles] I'm the Sex King now! 369 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,003 You are no such thing! 370 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,843 -[beeps] -You left a gap in the market. 371 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,963 -"Pubes are overrated"? -Yeah. 372 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,443 "To win the race, come on the face"? 373 00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:46,443 Big-time. 374 00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:49,283 Are you just getting all your advice from porn? 375 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:54,403 Look, no offense, mate, but I've had a lot more sex than you. 376 00:19:55,163 --> 00:20:00,003 Well, I'm going to have to report you because this is dangerous and it's wrong. 377 00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:01,763 [phone chimes] 378 00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:02,803 [Ruby] Shoot! 379 00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:05,323 [Kyle scoffs] 380 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,163 What are you doing in here, anyway? 381 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,123 Nothing. 382 00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,043 [suspenseful music playing] 383 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:16,963 [Otis] Kyle. 384 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,443 [murmuring] 385 00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:19,643 [Kyle grunts] 386 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:25,123 Ruby! What are you doing here? 387 00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:27,083 Well, well, well. 388 00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:31,323 Ruby Matthews is secretly shagging Otis Milburn. 389 00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:32,243 [chuckles] 390 00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,123 -Kyle… -People are gonna love this! 391 00:20:34,203 --> 00:20:36,843 Kyle, wait! Please don't tell anyone about this. 392 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,163 Then you can't tell anyone about me being the Sex King. 393 00:20:40,763 --> 00:20:44,043 Unless you want everyone to know about your secret sex affair. [chuckles] 394 00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:45,523 Laters, losers. 395 00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:49,723 Well done. 396 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,443 [funky music playing] 397 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,883 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby, wait! 398 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,723 I… I have to tell somebody. He could hurt people! 399 00:20:58,363 --> 00:20:59,203 Otis, 400 00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:02,203 do you like having sex with me? 401 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:03,123 Mm. 402 00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:05,763 Do you like it when I touch you? 403 00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:07,403 [inhales] 404 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:11,723 Would you like it if I were to suddenly stop touching you forever? 405 00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:13,923 No. 406 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:16,163 -Then you will keep your mouth shut. -Mm. 407 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,043 Remember, five feet behind me at all times. 408 00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:25,403 [funky music continues] 409 00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:43,483 [music fades] 410 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,843 Someone else is giving out sex advice on campus. 411 00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:46,803 Who? 412 00:21:47,403 --> 00:21:48,443 I can't say. 413 00:21:48,523 --> 00:21:51,763 What do you mean, "You can't say"? We tell each other everything! 414 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:53,843 You know it stays between me and you. 415 00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:56,483 Okay. Okay, fine. 416 00:21:57,723 --> 00:21:59,203 -It's Kyle. -Hmm? 417 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:02,403 He's charging people for advice and calling himself the Sex King. 418 00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:03,803 Look at my big tits! 419 00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:07,003 -I mean, we have to tell someone. -[Otis] We can't. 420 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:07,963 Why not? 421 00:22:08,483 --> 00:22:09,483 Because 422 00:22:10,483 --> 00:22:13,323 if I do, he's gonna tell people I'm hooking up with Ruby. 423 00:22:15,363 --> 00:22:16,683 Sorry, what? 424 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,563 Look, I haven't told you, 425 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,963 but we've been having casual sex all over summer. 426 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,963 She wants it to be a secret, and we haven't seen each other that much. 427 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,043 [laughing] 428 00:22:28,163 --> 00:22:29,163 Are you kidding? 429 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:31,603 Hey, what's that on your neck? 430 00:22:33,443 --> 00:22:35,723 ♪ Everybody dance now… ♪ 431 00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,003 Oh my God! 432 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:41,203 [Eric gasping] 433 00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:44,403 What? How? When? 434 00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:45,603 Okay, okay, okay. 435 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,603 So, it was Olivia's party. 436 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:50,643 You were supposed to come but decided to watch movies with Adam. 437 00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:52,243 Anyway, I was there on my own. 438 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,603 At first, Ruby ignored me. 439 00:22:55,763 --> 00:22:56,723 But then… 440 00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,483 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 441 00:23:00,603 --> 00:23:02,323 ♪ The music is my life… ♪ 442 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,523 -Milburn! -Oh! 443 00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:10,763 Oh. Hi, Ruby, what are you? 444 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,723 I'm early 2000s Christina Aguilera. 445 00:23:13,803 --> 00:23:15,483 Very cool. I'm macaroni cheese. 446 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:18,243 -Shut up and have sex with me. -What are you sad about tonight? 447 00:23:18,323 --> 00:23:20,483 I'm a teenage girl, Otis. I'm always sad. 448 00:23:20,563 --> 00:23:22,883 [both moaning] 449 00:23:23,523 --> 00:23:26,323 Wait. Why were you macaroni cheese? 450 00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,403 That's not the point, Eric! 451 00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:30,363 -Sorry. -I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. 452 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,563 I think I'm still figuring it out myself. 453 00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:36,723 You're having casual sex with the most popular girl in school? 454 00:23:36,803 --> 00:23:37,643 I know! 455 00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:39,683 -I'm so proud of you! -It's amazing. 456 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:42,003 -I'm so proud of you! -And there's no strings. 457 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,643 -So nobody gets hurt. -Mm. 458 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,243 Wahey! Whoa! 459 00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:48,043 What you gonna do about Kyle? 460 00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:51,683 I guess it's not my responsibility anymore? 461 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,723 [Kyle] Ow! Oh! 462 00:23:52,803 --> 00:23:54,803 [whimsical music playing] 463 00:24:00,243 --> 00:24:02,083 [laughter] 464 00:24:02,163 --> 00:24:04,083 [boy] Groff loves penis! 465 00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:05,363 How did the test go? 466 00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:08,363 [boy] It does look bad. 467 00:24:10,723 --> 00:24:11,763 You got a problem? 468 00:24:11,843 --> 00:24:14,123 [splutters] No, Adam. Sorry, Adam. 469 00:24:15,403 --> 00:24:17,123 [all gasp] 470 00:24:20,683 --> 00:24:21,683 What are you doing? 471 00:24:21,763 --> 00:24:23,523 They… they were talking about me. 472 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,923 But that doesn't mean you can hurt people, Adam. 473 00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:31,163 No, I… I can't do this again. 474 00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:34,643 What are you all looking at? 475 00:24:55,963 --> 00:24:58,483 [muffled dance music playing] 476 00:25:00,043 --> 00:25:01,123 [sighs] 477 00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:06,003 [man] Hey, hey, little bro! 478 00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:09,843 How was the, uh, job interview? 479 00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:11,163 Did you smash it? 480 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:14,043 Yeah, yes, it was great. Um, I start tomorrow. 481 00:25:14,123 --> 00:25:15,523 Thank fuck! 482 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:18,003 Hey, tell me something. 483 00:25:18,523 --> 00:25:20,883 What's an average teacher's salary these days? 484 00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:24,123 You know, ballpark. We were talking at work, and we haven't got a clue. 485 00:25:25,163 --> 00:25:26,483 -Well, it starts-- -Mm. 486 00:25:27,843 --> 00:25:30,043 Taste that. Go on, it's a protein shake. 487 00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:36,323 -How fucking good is that? -[coughs] 488 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,563 -Come on! Eh? -[phone chimes] 489 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:43,523 Oh shit. You remember James McBride? He's only gone and bought a yacht. 490 00:25:43,603 --> 00:25:45,523 Now the wife's dropping fucking hints. 491 00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:48,323 Know what the secret to a happy marriage is? 492 00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:50,883 I'm not really the best person to answer that, Peter. 493 00:25:50,963 --> 00:25:52,403 [Peter chuckles] 494 00:25:52,483 --> 00:25:55,403 Money. Well, that and keeping the toilet seat down, but 495 00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:57,323 mostly fucking money… 496 00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:59,203 [exclaims] 497 00:25:59,283 --> 00:26:03,163 I'm so wired after court today! I fucking destroyed the defendant. 498 00:26:03,243 --> 00:26:06,283 I mean, I just like… [pops lips] …dismembered them. 499 00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:07,603 [grunts, snarls] 500 00:26:07,683 --> 00:26:10,203 Come on. Quick game of squash, Chub-Chub? 501 00:26:10,283 --> 00:26:12,043 Oink, oink. [chuckles] 502 00:26:18,923 --> 00:26:20,443 Nice day at school? 503 00:26:20,523 --> 00:26:23,923 Yeah, it was all right. Your book is causing quite the stir. 504 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,563 -Press there and everything. -Really? 505 00:26:26,643 --> 00:26:28,803 -It's not that controversial. -I know. 506 00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:31,163 Mm. Wanna watch a movie tonight? 507 00:26:31,243 --> 00:26:33,643 How about When Harry Met Sally…? 508 00:26:34,243 --> 00:26:35,563 -Or… -[phone chimes] 509 00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:38,203 …How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days? 510 00:26:39,403 --> 00:26:40,603 You choose. 511 00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,123 I'm going out. 512 00:26:45,443 --> 00:26:46,283 Where? 513 00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:48,963 I have homework with Eric. 514 00:26:49,563 --> 00:26:51,323 -I'll be home later. -Right. 515 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,363 Oh, Otis. 516 00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:55,603 I've got a scan tomorrow. Will you come with me? 517 00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:58,563 Please? 518 00:26:59,603 --> 00:27:00,483 Sure. 519 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:03,043 But you have to tell him, Mum. 520 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,043 [whispers] I will. 521 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:10,563 [knocking at door] 522 00:27:10,643 --> 00:27:11,723 Go away, Mum. 523 00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:16,883 You're not wanking, are you? 524 00:27:22,963 --> 00:27:24,163 Are you okay? 525 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,283 Do you wanna go and smash some shit? 526 00:27:27,843 --> 00:27:30,283 Or we could talk instead? 527 00:27:33,563 --> 00:27:35,563 I'm… I'm not good at talking. 528 00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:40,283 When my mum died, I was angry all the time. 529 00:27:40,843 --> 00:27:43,523 My counselor told me to take my anger out on a pillow, 530 00:27:43,603 --> 00:27:46,483 so I punched my pillow every night for months. 531 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:51,443 But in the end, it turned out that talking was the only thing that helped. 532 00:27:53,483 --> 00:27:54,603 What happened today? 533 00:27:57,643 --> 00:28:00,283 I… I don't want people to think I'm a pussy. 534 00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:03,083 -'Cause you're dating a guy? -I'm still a man. 535 00:28:03,163 --> 00:28:04,923 Yeah. Of course you're still a man. 536 00:28:06,203 --> 00:28:07,203 [sighs] 537 00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:09,843 But you know, men don't need to hit things, 538 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:12,683 and men can date other men. 539 00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:15,723 -You need to tell Eric how you feel. -I don't… 540 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:18,763 I don't know how. 541 00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:21,163 Well, I think you should try. 542 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,323 Ya pussy! 543 00:28:25,323 --> 00:28:26,363 [chuckles] 544 00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:31,523 Can we do the punching pillow thing first? 545 00:28:32,123 --> 00:28:34,523 Absolutely. Bring it here. 546 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:40,443 So what you have do is just take a deep breath in. 547 00:28:40,523 --> 00:28:41,963 -Mm-hmm. -Get yourself all pumped up. 548 00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:45,843 [grunting] 549 00:28:46,763 --> 00:28:49,243 [breathing heavily] 550 00:28:49,323 --> 00:28:50,403 [screams] 551 00:28:51,283 --> 00:28:52,283 [grunts] 552 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,523 Ah! 553 00:28:53,603 --> 00:28:56,083 [both grunting] 554 00:28:56,163 --> 00:28:58,403 -Get it. -[grunts] 555 00:28:59,523 --> 00:29:01,083 [growls, grunts] 556 00:29:01,163 --> 00:29:02,243 [shouts in Spanish] 557 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,523 [groaning] 558 00:29:03,603 --> 00:29:05,283 [in English] That's a good effort, Michaela! 559 00:29:06,003 --> 00:29:09,443 Quick shower, then, uh, Quorn Bolognese. 560 00:29:10,403 --> 00:29:11,843 Fucking love Quorn! 561 00:29:13,843 --> 00:29:14,763 [groans] 562 00:29:15,803 --> 00:29:16,883 [door slams shut] 563 00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:20,403 Oh God. 564 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:26,163 [whimsical music playing] 565 00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:44,283 I said, don't wear your jacket! People might recognize you! 566 00:29:44,363 --> 00:29:48,443 It's cold, and we're in the woods. I'm sure it will be fine. 567 00:29:52,643 --> 00:29:53,883 And the jeans… 568 00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,123 [breathing heavily] 569 00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:56,283 Mmm. 570 00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:57,643 Thank you. 571 00:29:58,403 --> 00:29:59,243 Yes. 572 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:01,723 -[Ruby moans] -Hello! 573 00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:02,843 [both moaning] 574 00:30:02,923 --> 00:30:04,603 -[Otis] Let me get my leg. -[car horn honks] 575 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:05,923 -[car horn honks] -Shh. 576 00:30:07,483 --> 00:30:08,403 [Otis grunts] 577 00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:10,643 -[Otis grunts, groans] -Okay. 578 00:30:10,723 --> 00:30:12,723 [both moaning] 579 00:30:12,803 --> 00:30:14,003 [Otis] Oh! Ow! 580 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,363 Ow, ow, ow! 581 00:30:15,443 --> 00:30:17,443 -Stop. -Careful of my hair. 582 00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:21,443 Okay, this isn't working. Can't we go to your house? Or mine? 583 00:30:21,523 --> 00:30:23,443 Houses are off-limits. It's too risky. 584 00:30:24,483 --> 00:30:26,483 I get that you want us to be a secret, 585 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,123 but it feels like you're embarrassed to even be seen near me. 586 00:30:30,643 --> 00:30:32,843 I'm a very private person, Otis. 587 00:30:32,923 --> 00:30:35,483 [sighs] I think you're embarrassed. 588 00:30:36,163 --> 00:30:38,363 Okay, fine. I'm embarrassed! 589 00:30:38,443 --> 00:30:40,163 I am hot and popular, 590 00:30:40,243 --> 00:30:43,803 and you are a badly-dressed stick man with a creepy mustache. 591 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,723 You said you liked my mustache. 592 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:47,403 And I was good at sex. 593 00:30:47,483 --> 00:30:49,163 You are good at sex, Otis, 594 00:30:49,243 --> 00:30:52,043 but that doesn't mean I want to be seen in public with you. 595 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:54,523 [exhales] 596 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:58,363 Well, I don't wanna be seen in public with someone who is mean 597 00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:02,003 and uses people for their good sex skills! 598 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:03,843 I have more self-respect than that. 599 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,443 We're done. 600 00:31:07,923 --> 00:31:11,163 ["Hour of Deepest Need" by Ezra Furman playing] 601 00:31:11,243 --> 00:31:12,723 [car engine starting] 602 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,443 And we're not done. We're over! 603 00:31:23,523 --> 00:31:25,763 "Over" and "done" mean the same thing! 604 00:31:26,443 --> 00:31:31,043 ♪ I think it's time You brought your face ♪ 605 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:35,163 ♪ Across the railroad to my place ♪ 606 00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:40,923 ♪ I can't share this whiskey with you Through the phone ♪ 607 00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:46,923 ♪ And if we drink enough of it ♪ 608 00:31:47,003 --> 00:31:50,883 ♪ You might just get me to admit ♪ 609 00:31:51,483 --> 00:31:56,963 ♪ That I never knew Quite how to be alone… ♪ 610 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,203 [exhales sharply] 611 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,043 -[exhales sharply] -[dog whimpers] 612 00:32:07,963 --> 00:32:09,123 I know, baby. 613 00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:13,803 Hi, this is Erin. Leave a message. 614 00:32:13,883 --> 00:32:14,803 [beep] 615 00:32:15,323 --> 00:32:17,443 Hi, Mum, it's Maeve. 616 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:21,443 Listen, I know you're not speaking to me, but I really think we should talk. 617 00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:23,003 Call me back? 618 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:25,483 I miss you. 619 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:29,043 [Isaac] Hey, Maeve. 620 00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:31,923 Can I talk to you about something? 621 00:32:32,003 --> 00:32:32,843 Yeah. 622 00:32:33,523 --> 00:32:34,443 What's wrong? 623 00:32:35,123 --> 00:32:36,603 Mum still isn't answering me. 624 00:32:37,603 --> 00:32:38,563 She hates me. 625 00:32:40,243 --> 00:32:43,443 You did the right thing, and don't forget that. 626 00:32:45,643 --> 00:32:46,923 What do you wanna talk about? 627 00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,323 I wanted to talk about the… 628 00:32:50,963 --> 00:32:51,803 Um… 629 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,563 I wanted to talk about… 630 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,523 breakfast. 631 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:01,003 -[chuckles] -Raspberry or strawberry jam? 632 00:33:01,803 --> 00:33:02,723 Uh, raspberry. 633 00:33:03,363 --> 00:33:04,963 Well, good news, we've got neither. 634 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:08,603 Mm. Very good, very good. I'll be out in a second. 635 00:33:08,683 --> 00:33:09,763 [clears throat] 636 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,723 [Hope] Thanks so much for coming in again, Jackson. 637 00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:16,683 I basically just wanted to get to know you a bit, 638 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:19,243 seeing as we'll be working closely together. 639 00:33:19,323 --> 00:33:20,963 You know, I was once head girl here. 640 00:33:21,883 --> 00:33:23,163 I get the responsibility. 641 00:33:23,763 --> 00:33:24,723 Yeah, it's fun. 642 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,123 And challenging, I hope. 643 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:28,963 [Jackson] Hm. 644 00:33:29,043 --> 00:33:34,043 The thing is, I'm really wanting to inject some proper passion back into this place. 645 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:37,083 To create an environment where everyone can excel, 646 00:33:37,163 --> 00:33:39,203 no matter what path they choose to go down. 647 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:40,483 [knocking at door, door opens] 648 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:42,883 Hope, the press are here for your interview. 649 00:33:42,963 --> 00:33:44,363 Thank you. I'll be right there. 650 00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:50,083 I wanted to share with you the new school values. 651 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:53,683 I'm excited to hear your feedback when you get a chance. 652 00:33:57,123 --> 00:33:58,043 Hi! 653 00:33:58,643 --> 00:33:59,963 Oh, and, Jackson, 654 00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:04,123 I'm going to need you to take this role a bit more seriously than you have been. 655 00:34:04,683 --> 00:34:07,843 I'm not really into the whole "cool guy" thing 656 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:09,963 if you know what I mean. 657 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:11,803 Not really. 658 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,003 You will. 659 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,163 She's nuts. 660 00:34:18,763 --> 00:34:22,243 -Cal, it's PE. Are you coming? -Yeah, I'll be right there. 661 00:34:22,323 --> 00:34:24,003 -Whoa! [chuckles] -Hey. 662 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:25,403 -Oh. Oops. -Whoa! 663 00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:28,403 I'm… Okay, I'm in your way, obviously. 664 00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:29,883 It's okay. 665 00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,163 After you, good human. 666 00:34:39,483 --> 00:34:40,443 [sighs] 667 00:34:49,603 --> 00:34:50,923 -Hey. -Hey. 668 00:34:53,923 --> 00:34:56,643 I don't like it when I hurt people. 669 00:34:58,283 --> 00:34:59,563 -Then don't. -Yeah. 670 00:34:59,643 --> 00:35:02,323 I don't know why I do it. I just get so 671 00:35:03,163 --> 00:35:04,283 angry, but… 672 00:35:06,363 --> 00:35:07,243 I wanna change. 673 00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:10,483 Okay. 674 00:35:21,963 --> 00:35:25,443 [indistinct chattering] 675 00:35:27,443 --> 00:35:29,123 You're a poofter now, Groff? 676 00:35:29,203 --> 00:35:30,243 [boys laughing] 677 00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:38,523 Yeah, I am a bit of a poofter now. 678 00:35:40,003 --> 00:35:41,443 Is that all right with you? 679 00:35:41,963 --> 00:35:43,803 Yeah, mate. I think it's cool. 680 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,003 Yeah, congrats, dude. 681 00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:50,283 You don't need to congratulate someone on being gay. 682 00:35:50,363 --> 00:35:52,083 [laughter] 683 00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:56,963 ["Oh Yeah" by Yello playing] 684 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,923 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 685 00:36:01,443 --> 00:36:03,443 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 686 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,043 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 687 00:36:08,523 --> 00:36:10,283 ♪ The moon ♪ 688 00:36:12,323 --> 00:36:13,443 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 689 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,363 ♪ The sun ♪ 690 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:21,403 ♪ Even more beautiful ♪ 691 00:36:22,803 --> 00:36:25,043 ♪ Oh yeah… ♪ 692 00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:28,283 [breathing heavily] 693 00:36:29,483 --> 00:36:32,643 ♪ Oh yeah… ♪ 694 00:36:33,603 --> 00:36:34,683 [gasps] 695 00:36:42,563 --> 00:36:44,563 [song ends] 696 00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:51,883 [whimsical music playing] 697 00:37:04,043 --> 00:37:05,083 [exhales sharply] 698 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:09,763 Okay. Width, length, flaccid, erect. 699 00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:11,203 [Dex sighs] 700 00:37:11,803 --> 00:37:15,603 [exhales] Shit. It's not very big, is it? Come on. Let's get you hard. 701 00:37:17,243 --> 00:37:18,083 [Dex] Yeah! 702 00:37:18,163 --> 00:37:19,363 Come on! 703 00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:21,723 For the love of God! Come on! 704 00:37:22,803 --> 00:37:23,843 [Dex] Come on! 705 00:37:24,963 --> 00:37:26,723 [groaning] 706 00:37:26,803 --> 00:37:28,123 -[door opens] -[gasps] 707 00:37:41,483 --> 00:37:44,803 -Hello. Nice to meet you. -And you. 708 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:47,123 We were thinking, I don't know… 709 00:37:47,843 --> 00:37:48,683 Shit! 710 00:38:01,643 --> 00:38:02,803 Strange. 711 00:38:04,123 --> 00:38:07,243 [grunts] I guess it's lost property for you. 712 00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:12,923 [door opens, closes] 713 00:38:13,003 --> 00:38:13,883 Fuck. 714 00:38:17,043 --> 00:38:18,043 [both exclaim] 715 00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:19,803 Dude, why are you naked? 716 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,083 Don't look at my dick! 717 00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:24,123 [whimsical music continues] 718 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:28,083 [door opens, closes] 719 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:35,643 Hey, Otis. Is it true that you and Ruby are a thing now? 720 00:38:35,723 --> 00:38:39,043 No. No. Why did you say that? 721 00:38:39,123 --> 00:38:40,403 Everyone's talking about it. 722 00:38:41,563 --> 00:38:42,803 [panting] 723 00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:43,763 [whistle blowing] 724 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,443 [girl shouts indistinctly] 725 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:46,603 Sex King. 726 00:38:47,683 --> 00:38:51,003 [girls cheering] 727 00:38:53,883 --> 00:38:55,283 [grunts] 728 00:38:56,243 --> 00:39:01,883 So in the structure, the double bond causes a kink in the tail. 729 00:39:01,963 --> 00:39:03,123 Uh-huh. 730 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,243 So… Aimee Gibbs! 731 00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:06,523 Sir, I need to take Goat out for a wee. 732 00:39:06,603 --> 00:39:07,803 [Hendricks] Right, fine. Go on. 733 00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:13,043 See, this is exactly why you shouldn't be bringing livestock into school. 734 00:39:13,123 --> 00:39:15,403 -My mum's looking after her tomorrow. -Good. 735 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:18,163 Okay, this is the only goat you should be seeing in school. 736 00:39:18,243 --> 00:39:19,603 Uh, it's a goatee. 737 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:22,083 It's my new look. Hands up who likes it. 738 00:39:22,803 --> 00:39:23,923 [panting] 739 00:39:24,003 --> 00:39:25,483 Oh God. Oh God. 740 00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:27,523 [panting] 741 00:39:31,963 --> 00:39:33,363 [Dex groaning] 742 00:39:35,563 --> 00:39:37,323 [panting] 743 00:39:37,403 --> 00:39:38,803 Do a wee for Mummy. 744 00:39:41,603 --> 00:39:42,803 -What the f-- -[Dex screaming] 745 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,283 [Hendricks] Fatty acids! 746 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,643 -Okay… -Sir, Dex Thompson's naked! 747 00:39:48,883 --> 00:39:50,403 [screaming] 748 00:39:50,483 --> 00:39:52,923 ["Oh Yeah" by Yello continues] 749 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:54,843 Oh my God! It's tiny! 750 00:39:55,443 --> 00:39:57,883 Look away! I don't want you to see my dick! 751 00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,883 -[chanting] -[Dex] Fuck! 752 00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:02,883 [chanting] Penis! 753 00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:05,203 What is happening? Tell me now! 754 00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:07,083 Why are you naked? 755 00:40:07,683 --> 00:40:08,523 Dex? 756 00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,403 -[Dex] I need to borrow this. -No, not my goat. Not my goat. 757 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:14,163 -I'll bring it back as soon as I can. -Don't take her! 758 00:40:14,243 --> 00:40:15,563 -I'll bring it back. -Please! 759 00:40:15,643 --> 00:40:17,403 -I'm sorry. -Please! 760 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:20,123 [classroom chanting] Goat! 761 00:40:20,203 --> 00:40:23,003 I would say I'm here to try and bring back a sense of community 762 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,523 and family values that-- 763 00:40:24,603 --> 00:40:25,643 Is that a dog? 764 00:40:26,643 --> 00:40:29,563 [journalist] It's a fucking goat. Film it, for Christ's sake! 765 00:40:30,163 --> 00:40:33,923 What were you saying about family values, Headmistress? 766 00:40:34,003 --> 00:40:36,723 Would you just excuse me just one moment? Thank you. 767 00:40:37,243 --> 00:40:38,923 [song ends] 768 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,403 [typing] 769 00:40:46,643 --> 00:40:47,483 No. 770 00:40:48,003 --> 00:40:49,363 No, no, no! 771 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:51,163 No, no, no, no! 772 00:40:55,883 --> 00:40:57,883 [whimsical music playing] 773 00:40:58,883 --> 00:41:00,603 I think I just lost all my work. 774 00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:03,803 Yeah, the computers are terrible. Maybe get a laptop. 775 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,763 [door opens, closes] 776 00:41:10,723 --> 00:41:12,923 -Hey. Hey, have you seen Kyle? -No. 777 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,363 [goat bleating] 778 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,603 [Dex] I should never have listened to the fucking Sex King! 779 00:41:22,603 --> 00:41:24,443 [sniffles, exhales] 780 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:27,723 Dex, are you okay? 781 00:41:28,243 --> 00:41:31,083 I should never have listened to the Sex King. 782 00:41:31,883 --> 00:41:33,123 Who's the Sex King? 783 00:41:35,723 --> 00:41:36,603 Kyle. 784 00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:41,603 [Jean grunts] Okay, okay, okay. 785 00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:42,803 [groaning] 786 00:41:46,883 --> 00:41:47,963 -[gasps] -[Jakob] Hey! 787 00:41:48,563 --> 00:41:50,003 Are you stalking me, woman? 788 00:41:50,603 --> 00:41:53,123 No! No, don't be ridiculous. 789 00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:58,403 I just happened to be driving by this place where you work. 790 00:41:58,483 --> 00:42:00,403 You've driven past 15 times! 791 00:42:00,483 --> 00:42:02,683 I can see you out the window. 792 00:42:03,283 --> 00:42:04,243 What's going on? 793 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,283 [exhales sharply] 794 00:42:08,363 --> 00:42:09,683 Can we talk? 795 00:42:11,483 --> 00:42:13,883 -If you stop being scary. -[sighs] 796 00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:15,923 [Jakob] Yes. 797 00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:20,723 -Are you stepping out? -Mm-hmm. 798 00:42:20,803 --> 00:42:21,723 Good. 799 00:42:40,123 --> 00:42:41,843 [Otis] So, Dex, 800 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:44,123 how did we get here? 801 00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:47,523 I was measuring my penis. 802 00:42:47,603 --> 00:42:51,123 Mm. I told him to do that. So what're your stats, then? 803 00:42:51,203 --> 00:42:52,283 I was interrupted. 804 00:42:53,723 --> 00:42:54,883 And I don't wanna know. 805 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:58,283 What if I do have a small penis, and I can never please a woman? 806 00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:02,643 Maybe you can look at it for me and tell me if it's small. 807 00:43:02,723 --> 00:43:04,723 -Yeah! Sure. -No! No! No! 808 00:43:04,803 --> 00:43:06,963 No! No, nobody's inspecting anything 809 00:43:07,563 --> 00:43:09,643 because penis size isn't important. 810 00:43:09,723 --> 00:43:12,323 [scoffs] Only guys with small dicks say that. 811 00:43:15,323 --> 00:43:19,163 Dex, you shouldn't compare the size of your dick to anyone else's. 812 00:43:19,243 --> 00:43:21,683 It's irrelevant and unhelpful. 813 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,003 You'd also be surprised 814 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,763 how many guys have insecurities about the size of their penis 815 00:43:26,843 --> 00:43:30,483 and exaggerated views as to what other male genitals look like. 816 00:43:31,283 --> 00:43:34,123 It's true. I wish mine was straighter. 817 00:43:34,723 --> 00:43:37,763 It sort of bends to the side a bit. 818 00:43:38,923 --> 00:43:40,483 It's… it's wonky, you know? 819 00:43:42,443 --> 00:43:43,563 It's not wonky. 820 00:43:44,363 --> 00:43:45,243 It's unique. 821 00:43:46,363 --> 00:43:48,003 [chuckles] Thanks, Milburn. 822 00:43:48,923 --> 00:43:49,963 That means a lot. 823 00:43:51,243 --> 00:43:52,963 Well, that's very touching. 824 00:43:53,803 --> 00:43:56,483 Dex, why did you say you'll never please a woman? 825 00:43:56,563 --> 00:43:59,403 [laughs] He can't make his girlfriend come during sex. 826 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:02,043 What kind of sex? 827 00:44:02,923 --> 00:44:05,523 You know, just normal fucking. 828 00:44:06,883 --> 00:44:12,083 Okay. Well, most women struggle to orgasm from penetration alone. 829 00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:14,283 -[scoffs] Really? -Yeah. 830 00:44:17,243 --> 00:44:18,643 You heard of the clitoris? 831 00:44:19,203 --> 00:44:20,443 Sure. 832 00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:24,203 Might be time to get acquainted with it. Ask your girlfriend what she likes. 833 00:44:24,283 --> 00:44:27,763 And remember that orgasm doesn't have to be the main goal of sex. 834 00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:29,483 You can have fun 835 00:44:30,443 --> 00:44:32,243 and be creative. 836 00:44:33,243 --> 00:44:34,163 Could you clarify? 837 00:44:34,763 --> 00:44:36,723 You have ten fingers and a tongue, Dex. 838 00:44:37,443 --> 00:44:38,523 Use your imagination. 839 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:40,603 [Kyle] Wow. 840 00:44:40,683 --> 00:44:44,203 You guys are actually really good at giving out sex advice. 841 00:44:48,123 --> 00:44:51,243 Maybe keep this on the down-low? Could be bad for my business. 842 00:44:51,323 --> 00:44:54,643 Hey. I'm going to lost property, but thanks for the help. 843 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:58,163 Oh! And, hey, Otis, I heard about you and Ruby. 844 00:44:58,243 --> 00:45:00,883 Don't know how you pulled that off, but congrats. 845 00:45:06,243 --> 00:45:10,283 -You and Ruby are a thing. -[splutters] Well, we're not anymore. 846 00:45:10,363 --> 00:45:13,283 We were for a bit, but it was casual, you know? 847 00:45:13,363 --> 00:45:14,403 No feelings. 848 00:45:14,483 --> 00:45:16,723 No feelings. Sounds cool. 849 00:45:21,043 --> 00:45:23,043 Thanks for telling everyone, Kyle. 850 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,683 Well, I didn't tell anyone. 851 00:45:25,203 --> 00:45:27,643 [chuckles] But now everyone knows about you and Ruby, 852 00:45:27,723 --> 00:45:29,563 guess I can carry on being the Sex King. 853 00:45:30,243 --> 00:45:31,403 Au revoir, loser! 854 00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:35,523 It means exactly the opposite of that, Kyle! 855 00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:40,683 [Jean] I didn't know whether I was going to keep it. 856 00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:43,243 I was confused, and 857 00:45:44,403 --> 00:45:45,923 I kept putting it off. 858 00:45:47,403 --> 00:45:49,363 Then I started writing my book. 859 00:45:49,443 --> 00:45:54,003 And I enjoyed every second of that, and I got immersed. 860 00:45:55,483 --> 00:46:00,243 -How could you keep this from me? -I wanted to tell you, I did. 861 00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:01,483 I-- But the… 862 00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:05,483 the longer I waited, the harder it got. 863 00:46:08,843 --> 00:46:10,523 I'm having a baby? 864 00:46:11,683 --> 00:46:12,723 [exhales sharply] 865 00:46:14,483 --> 00:46:17,483 I don't want you to feel backed into a corner. 866 00:46:18,803 --> 00:46:21,043 I have decided to keep this baby, 867 00:46:21,123 --> 00:46:24,843 and I feel empowered by that choice, and… 868 00:46:27,163 --> 00:46:32,323 I only need you to be involved if you feel it's something that you would like. 869 00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:39,723 Do you want me to be involved? 870 00:46:39,803 --> 00:46:41,643 Of course I do. 871 00:46:43,363 --> 00:46:46,243 But only if you want to be involved. 872 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:49,683 [scoffs] 873 00:46:52,203 --> 00:46:53,283 I have a scan 874 00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:56,363 tonight at 4:30. 875 00:46:57,163 --> 00:46:59,283 -At Moordale Community Hospital. You-- -Thank you. 876 00:47:04,483 --> 00:47:06,683 I really have to think about this. 877 00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:08,923 -Of course. -Yeah. 878 00:47:13,723 --> 00:47:15,163 [Hope on video] I would say I'm here 879 00:47:15,243 --> 00:47:17,723 to bring back a sense of community and family values. 880 00:47:17,803 --> 00:47:18,843 [knocking at door] 881 00:47:19,443 --> 00:47:21,763 -What were you saying about family values? -Come in. 882 00:47:22,283 --> 00:47:24,883 Would you just excuse me just one moment? Thank you. 883 00:47:26,683 --> 00:47:29,443 The clinic is still running in the old toilet block. 884 00:47:29,963 --> 00:47:32,083 Maeve and I have nothing to do with it, 885 00:47:32,163 --> 00:47:35,283 but it's still happening, and it's dangerous. 886 00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:38,483 Students shouldn't be getting advice from students, 887 00:47:39,363 --> 00:47:40,523 but they still need help, 888 00:47:40,603 --> 00:47:43,963 so hopefully, you can provide the right service on campus. 889 00:47:45,403 --> 00:47:47,043 Thank you for telling me, Otis. 890 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,323 [funky music playing] 891 00:47:51,403 --> 00:47:55,163 Miss Sands, I did type up my essay, but the school computer broke. 892 00:47:55,723 --> 00:47:58,443 -Can I get an extension? -Okay. Don't let it happen again. 893 00:47:58,523 --> 00:48:02,203 Oh, uh, Maeve, have a look at applying for that. 894 00:48:02,723 --> 00:48:04,483 You're the perfect candidate. 895 00:48:04,563 --> 00:48:08,003 Adam, I marked your test this afternoon. Here's your timetable. 896 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:09,563 Ah! What set are you in? 897 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:11,683 Take a guess. 898 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:15,643 Eric. Eric! Everybody knows about me and Ruby. 899 00:48:15,723 --> 00:48:16,843 Did you tell anyone? 900 00:48:17,443 --> 00:48:19,643 I accidentally told Adam. 901 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,163 And I told Ola. 902 00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:24,043 -I told Lily. -And I told everyone. 903 00:48:27,523 --> 00:48:29,763 This was supposed to stay between me and you! 904 00:48:32,203 --> 00:48:33,483 What are you doing here? 905 00:48:33,563 --> 00:48:38,043 I sold my first painting, so no beans on toast for us tonight. 906 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,923 We are going out for pizza! 907 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:43,123 Oh, well done. Always knew you would, genius. 908 00:48:52,603 --> 00:48:55,803 Apparently, you're secretly sleeping with Otis Milburn. [scoffs] 909 00:48:55,883 --> 00:48:57,083 Ugh! As if. 910 00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,603 It's true. 911 00:49:20,683 --> 00:49:21,923 [Maeve, Isaac laugh] 912 00:49:22,003 --> 00:49:24,363 [Maeve] No, it's really not. It's really not. 913 00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,283 [phone ringing] 914 00:49:27,363 --> 00:49:28,283 [Maeve] Mum? 915 00:49:28,923 --> 00:49:30,843 Hi, how are you? 916 00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:33,003 Stop calling me. 917 00:49:34,043 --> 00:49:35,323 [disconnect tone] 918 00:49:35,403 --> 00:49:36,363 [scoffs] 919 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:41,363 -We have a friendly relationship. -Yeah, but not that friendly. 920 00:49:42,803 --> 00:49:45,323 [moaning] 921 00:49:46,523 --> 00:49:48,723 [both panting] 922 00:49:48,803 --> 00:49:51,563 I didn't come, but that was so much better! 923 00:49:52,883 --> 00:49:54,883 [mouthing] 924 00:49:54,963 --> 00:49:56,763 [indistinct chattering] 925 00:49:57,283 --> 00:50:03,203 ♪ She walked up to me And she asked me if I wanted to dance ♪ 926 00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:07,603 ♪ She looked kind of nice… ♪ 927 00:50:08,723 --> 00:50:11,043 So now everyone knows anyway, 928 00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:14,363 I was thinking we could keep seeing each other? 929 00:50:15,643 --> 00:50:18,163 You know, because I like having sex with you. 930 00:50:20,003 --> 00:50:21,923 No more cars or toilets? 931 00:50:23,163 --> 00:50:25,763 No, no more cars or toilets. 932 00:50:25,843 --> 00:50:27,923 ♪ And then she kissed me ♪ 933 00:50:30,323 --> 00:50:35,763 ♪ She kissed me in a way That I've never been kissed before… ♪ 934 00:50:35,843 --> 00:50:38,443 [crowd cheering] 935 00:50:38,523 --> 00:50:40,403 ♪ She kissed me in a way ♪ 936 00:50:40,483 --> 00:50:46,203 ♪ That I want to be kissed forever more… ♪ 937 00:50:49,563 --> 00:50:51,323 [excavator beeping] 938 00:50:54,443 --> 00:50:57,523 -Thanks for the tip, Otis. -Did you tell her to do this? 939 00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:00,123 It needed to end. 940 00:51:04,283 --> 00:51:05,603 So it's really done, then. 941 00:51:07,483 --> 00:51:08,763 Yeah, it really is. 942 00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:11,803 [all exclaiming] 943 00:51:19,123 --> 00:51:22,603 ♪ I didn't know just what to do ♪ 944 00:51:23,363 --> 00:51:26,803 ♪ So I whispered, "I love you" ♪ 945 00:51:27,323 --> 00:51:28,643 ♪ I love you ♪ 946 00:51:34,483 --> 00:51:40,163 ♪ She walked up to me And she asked me if I wanted to dance ♪ 947 00:51:42,363 --> 00:51:48,403 ♪ She looked kind of nice So I thought that I must take a chance ♪ 948 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:54,563 ♪ And when we danced, I held her tight ♪ 949 00:51:55,163 --> 00:51:58,563 ♪ And when I walked her home that night ♪ 950 00:51:59,243 --> 00:52:02,243 ♪ All the stars were shining bright ♪ 951 00:52:02,323 --> 00:52:05,683 ♪ And then she kissed me ♪ 952 00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:30,923 ♪ I didn't know just what to do ♪ 953 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:35,043 ♪ And so I whispered, "I love you" ♪ 954 00:52:35,683 --> 00:52:36,723 ♪ I love you ♪