1
00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,368
‎葛樂娜西

2
00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,048
‎我們終於見面了

3
00:00:24,368 --> 00:00:28,288
‎索泰大人，久候大駕光臨

4
00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:33,728
‎我穿越了四個宇宙，就為了和妳做愛

5
00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:37,008
‎來吧，星際猛男

6
00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:41,648
‎來做愛吧！

7
00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:53,448
‎怎麼了？

8
00:00:53,528 --> 00:00:54,768
‎沒事，再來一次

9
00:00:59,288 --> 00:01:00,608
‎撤退！

10
00:01:01,688 --> 00:01:02,728
‎為什麼進不去？

11
00:01:04,528 --> 00:01:05,608
‎我不知道

12
00:01:23,328 --> 00:01:24,968
‎（歐拉，嗨）

13
00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:32,368
‎NETFLIX 原創影集

14
00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:49,648
‎（《男性養成：性交恐懼症的
‎後青春期男孩》，珍米爾本博士）

15
00:01:59,688 --> 00:02:01,368
‎（《枕邊私語》）

16
00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,248
‎（媽：5通未接來電）

17
00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:54,688
‎你不用練習嗎？

18
00:02:55,688 --> 00:02:56,968
‎不去，我不在乎

19
00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,128
‎之前跟妳說的…

20
00:03:06,288 --> 00:03:10,168
‎我愛妳什麼的

21
00:03:10,728 --> 00:03:12,128
‎我那時候喝醉了

22
00:03:14,968 --> 00:03:16,928
‎所以也不期望…

23
00:03:19,168 --> 00:03:20,968
‎我不期望妳給我任何回應

24
00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,128
‎了解

25
00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,448
‎爸

26
00:03:50,248 --> 00:03:51,208
‎我回來了

27
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,088
‎準備上學了

28
00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,768
‎小聲一點

29
00:04:02,128 --> 00:04:05,128
‎你媽擔心了整晚，她才剛睡

30
00:04:38,288 --> 00:04:39,128
‎天啊

31
00:05:02,728 --> 00:05:03,808
‎早安，親愛的

32
00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,888
‎要喝茶嗎？

33
00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,328
‎填字遊戲可以留給我嗎？謝謝

34
00:05:41,488 --> 00:05:43,608
‎你最近很沉默呢，親愛的

35
00:05:45,128 --> 00:05:46,688
‎怎麼了嗎？

36
00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:53,848
‎（我那有性交恐懼症的兒子）

37
00:05:53,928 --> 00:05:56,128
‎我在妳的書上加了一些註解

38
00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:57,448
‎關於我的部分

39
00:05:59,048 --> 00:06:01,248
‎建議妳以後用一下同義詞典

40
00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,768
‎妳的詞彙很貧乏

41
00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:07,728
‎歐帝斯，我們冷靜下來好好談

42
00:06:07,808 --> 00:06:09,608
‎沒辦法冷靜！

43
00:06:11,928 --> 00:06:13,848
‎我們晚點再談，親愛的

44
00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:21,448
‎搞什麼！

45
00:06:23,528 --> 00:06:24,768
‎爛腳踏車！

46
00:06:25,848 --> 00:06:28,288
‎-你在氣你媽的書嗎？
‎-不是

47
00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:32,168
‎那不過是一份詳盡的研究

48
00:06:32,248 --> 00:06:35,048
‎講述如何養育性壓抑的16歲少年

49
00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,568
‎也就是我

50
00:06:36,648 --> 00:06:38,848
‎第一章：歐帝斯驚人的射精

51
00:06:40,728 --> 00:06:43,368
‎抱歉，不好笑，真是糟透了，珍

52
00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:46,648
‎至少你有跟活生生的女生去舞會

53
00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:49,848
‎-有進步了
‎-我說她是山羊，然後她就走了

54
00:06:50,448 --> 00:06:52,128
‎還是有進步啊

55
00:06:52,968 --> 00:06:55,008
‎我以為你說她是家貓

56
00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:57,008
‎是啊，然後我又說她是山羊

57
00:06:58,408 --> 00:06:59,688
‎你喜歡歐拉嗎？

58
00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:03,208
‎當然，我很喜歡她

59
00:07:03,368 --> 00:07:05,208
‎那你為什麼要說她是山羊？

60
00:07:06,528 --> 00:07:08,248
‎你不能笑我

61
00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:11,008
‎她好像覺得

62
00:07:11,088 --> 00:07:13,448
‎我跟梅芙之間有什麼情愫

63
00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,288
‎抱歉，一點都不好笑

64
00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:17,928
‎我只是想要讓她安心

65
00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,128
‎讓她知道那有多荒謬

66
00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:22,328
‎因為梅芙那種人
‎永遠都不會對我有意思的

67
00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:25,368
‎因為我是魯蛇，而她是母獅子

68
00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:29,528
‎所以，歐拉是家貓

69
00:07:32,168 --> 00:07:35,008
‎歐帝斯，身為一位性愛治療師
‎你的神經真的很大條

70
00:07:36,568 --> 00:07:37,448
‎往好處想

71
00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:39,528
‎至少你會因為這本新書聲名大噪

72
00:07:39,808 --> 00:07:41,808
‎就像《五體不滿足》那樣

73
00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:48,008
‎歐帝斯米爾本和梅芙威利
‎請到校長室

74
00:07:48,808 --> 00:07:50,288
‎母獅子來了

75
00:07:51,968 --> 00:07:53,328
‎她還是不理我

76
00:07:54,728 --> 00:07:56,248
‎女人都討厭你耶

77
00:07:59,768 --> 00:08:00,688
‎衣服不錯看

78
00:08:02,928 --> 00:08:05,608
‎-謝謝，安瓦爾
‎-你真的不用回我

79
00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:18,168
‎很高興你回來了，艾瑞克

80
00:08:20,008 --> 00:08:21,248
‎謝謝老師

81
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,808
‎我一直想跟你道歉

82
00:08:25,928 --> 00:08:27,688
‎我們都有不順的時候

83
00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:32,128
‎雨過總會天黑

84
00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:35,048
‎抱歉，我說錯了，應該是雨過天晴？

85
00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:37,768
‎總之，一切都過去了

86
00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:46,248
‎-那為期二週的留校察看呢？
‎-還是要執行

87
00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:47,888
‎-所以…
‎-好的

88
00:08:48,648 --> 00:08:50,568
‎-放學後見
‎-好

89
00:08:52,688 --> 00:08:54,688
‎（作文大賽獎盃）

90
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,128
‎關於舞會那天…

91
00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,088
‎我已經忘了

92
00:09:09,408 --> 00:09:10,248
‎梅芙

93
00:09:11,408 --> 00:09:12,328
‎妳先來

94
00:09:21,048 --> 00:09:24,128
‎我已經留意妳和妳朋友一陣子了

95
00:09:26,928 --> 00:09:29,048
‎你們一早就來學校碰頭

96
00:09:29,128 --> 00:09:31,248
‎放學後又到處逗留

97
00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:32,168
‎那些悄悄話

98
00:09:33,088 --> 00:09:34,488
‎金錢交易

99
00:09:35,128 --> 00:09:37,088
‎我們只是在打發時間

100
00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:42,568
‎我認為你們不只是玩在一起

101
00:09:50,168 --> 00:09:52,288
‎我知道妳在賣毒品

102
00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:55,168
‎那不是我的

103
00:09:58,128 --> 00:09:59,968
‎妳期望我相信

104
00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:03,328
‎米爾本那軟爛的瘦皮猴

105
00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:07,128
‎是販毒主謀？

106
00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:09,168
‎歐帝斯跟這無關

107
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:24,488
‎-這些是益智藥，並不是…
‎-看來妳很了解嘛

108
00:10:24,568 --> 00:10:26,928
‎剛剛不是說與妳無關

109
00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:29,768
‎是不是妳哥提供的？

110
00:10:31,488 --> 00:10:32,328
‎肯定是

111
00:10:33,248 --> 00:10:35,408
‎我對妳惡名昭彰的家族史瞭若指掌

112
00:10:36,248 --> 00:10:37,128
‎而妳…

113
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:43,648
‎妳讓單純的米爾本成了毒品走私犯

114
00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:46,048
‎歐帝斯什麼也沒做，別把他扯進來

115
00:10:48,888 --> 00:10:49,848
‎你在幹嘛？

116
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,888
‎我要向警方告發妳哥

117
00:10:55,528 --> 00:10:56,368
‎等等

118
00:10:58,488 --> 00:10:59,448
‎這都是我的

119
00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:12,048
‎然後呢？

120
00:11:12,128 --> 00:11:15,288
‎妳要告訴我舞會上到底發生了什麼事

121
00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:17,448
‎然後會有校外裁決員

122
00:11:17,528 --> 00:11:19,848
‎對方會決定妳能不能繼續在這裡就讀

123
00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:23,968
‎（校長室）

124
00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:29,368
‎-米爾本
‎-在

125
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,128
‎給你一點忠告

126
00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:35,928
‎小心野女人

127
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:40,488
‎她們會把你生吞活剝，再狠狠甩了你

128
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:43,608
‎去上課

129
00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:47,928
‎（校長室）

130
00:11:48,888 --> 00:11:50,768
‎你沒事，我處理好了

131
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,088
‎發生什麼事了？

132
00:11:54,288 --> 00:11:56,808
‎妳打算什麼都不告訴我？

133
00:11:57,888 --> 00:11:59,248
‎我信任過你，歐帝斯

134
00:11:59,728 --> 00:12:00,608
‎可是…

135
00:12:08,768 --> 00:12:10,128
‎我不想跟妳做愛！

136
00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:11,768
‎我也不想啊

137
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:14,008
‎你糟透了

138
00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:15,248
‎你不但放鯨魚之聲

139
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:16,608
‎話還說個沒完

140
00:12:16,888 --> 00:12:18,928
‎甚至恐慌發作，我還得去找你媽

141
00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:21,528
‎真是慘到爆的性經驗

142
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:24,488
‎我需要一點建議…

143
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,248
‎關於我的…

144
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:28,848
‎診所關門了，抱歉

145
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,928
‎我沒告訴過任何人
‎我們之間的事

146
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,328
‎你欠我的

147
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:43,048
‎（不好笑！）

148
00:12:44,808 --> 00:12:48,488
‎我把你從陰道擠出去的時候
‎也一點都不好笑

149
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:55,048
‎喂？

150
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,368
‎請問是珍米爾本嗎？

151
00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,408
‎我是西蒙麥卡莉絲特

152
00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,568
‎布萊特桑德斯出版社

153
00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:02,168
‎我們收到妳的《男性養成》第一章

154
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,608
‎剛好目前正面臨男子氣概危機

155
00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:07,448
‎這部作品很符合時代潮流

156
00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,928
‎-妳還有更多章節嗎？
‎-當然

157
00:13:10,408 --> 00:13:12,608
‎-當然有
‎-太棒了

158
00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:14,168
‎讓我們特別感興趣的

159
00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:16,288
‎是妳和主角之間的關係

160
00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:17,248
‎內容相當私密

161
00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:18,448
‎（不正確而且不道德）

162
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,728
‎我們認為這可以引起其他母親的共鳴

163
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,088
‎妳什麼時候可以寄其他章節過來？

164
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,568
‎可以晚點回覆妳嗎？

165
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,088
‎當然，沒問題

166
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,608
‎別讓我們等太久

167
00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:29,688
‎不會的

168
00:13:30,528 --> 00:13:31,568
‎謝謝

169
00:13:33,928 --> 00:13:35,688
‎糟了！

170
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,328
‎我的天

171
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:53,848
‎-喂
‎-雅各布，我是珍

172
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,008
‎不好意思打擾你

173
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:59,328
‎我水槽下的水管又爆掉了

174
00:13:59,408 --> 00:14:01,448
‎-然後水流得…
‎-珍

175
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,048
‎妳不能每次想做愛就破壞東西

176
00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:05,368
‎不是…

177
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:08,248
‎你誤解我了，它真的壞了

178
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,128
‎我應該說得很清楚了

179
00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:12,808
‎我想要穩定的關係

180
00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:15,968
‎我不想當妳的水電工了

181
00:14:16,928 --> 00:14:17,888
‎再見了，珍

182
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:31,728
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我的陰道背叛了我

183
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:35,008
‎到底發生了什麼事？

184
00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:38,768
‎我終於找到人跟我做愛了

185
00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:42,648
‎但他一般般的老二
‎卻放不進我的陰道

186
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,408
‎為什麼會這樣？

187
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,248
‎這個嘛…

188
00:14:48,648 --> 00:14:50,328
‎太沒天理了

189
00:14:50,408 --> 00:14:51,848
‎我都這麼努力

190
00:14:51,928 --> 00:14:53,928
‎布景、服裝和髮妝

191
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:55,488
‎一切都那麼完美

192
00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:57,848
‎我連手指都放不進去

193
00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,488
‎好像我的陰道有牙關緊閉症

194
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:01,488
‎我該怎麼辦？

195
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,688
‎妳剛剛提到“完美”兩個字

196
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:06,008
‎也許那是一種維持控制權的方式

197
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:09,128
‎在妳的幻想中，妳是老大

198
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,208
‎但在現實生活中

199
00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:12,768
‎可能有很大的不同

200
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:14,608
‎不，我只是喜歡外星人

201
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,968
‎妳喜歡失控的感覺嗎？

202
00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:20,328
‎應該不喜歡

203
00:15:20,968 --> 00:15:22,488
‎我討厭雲霄飛車

204
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,048
‎我也是，我不喜歡模擬的危險

205
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,568
‎我猜我是A型的

206
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,488
‎也許

207
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,008
‎妳下意識地停止了進度

208
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,928
‎來維持掌控權

209
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:44,048
‎可是我想做愛，為什麼要停止？

210
00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:48,888
‎我不清楚

211
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,328
‎好了

212
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:56,608
‎我要你把這整理乾淨

213
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:59,088
‎我一個人來嗎？

214
00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:00,648
‎不

215
00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:03,528
‎怎麼可能呢，你有同伴的

216
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,088
‎好

217
00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,728
‎二小時後見

218
00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:12,488
‎好嗎？

219
00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:21,728
‎去吧，長號男

220
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:23,168
‎去幹活

221
00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:30,728
‎我今天就要水電工，不是明天
‎你這智障！

222
00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:32,968
‎歐帝斯，你能不能…

223
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:37,568
‎竟敢掛我電話！

224
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:39,688
‎歐帝斯！

225
00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:43,768
‎狀況緊急，不是吵架的時候了！

226
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,008
‎歐帝斯，拜託你開門！

227
00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,328
‎別煩我！

228
00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,488
‎（陰道痙攣）

229
00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:04,328
‎天啊，媽！拜託妳出去！

230
00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:08,088
‎只要你還住在這，就不准不理我！

231
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,648
‎你為什麼這麼生氣？

232
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,408
‎-妳是個偽君子！
‎-什麼？

233
00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:21,008
‎怎麼說？

234
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,088
‎-描述一下
‎-好

235
00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:26,208
‎妳說最重要的是誠實和溝通

236
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,488
‎但妳一點也不誠實

237
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,928
‎妳誘導我去做各種事情
‎再假裝都是意外

238
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,048
‎妳每天都在踩一堆父母不該踩的界線

239
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:36,448
‎妳就是個

240
00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,728
‎卑鄙的女人！

241
00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:41,648
‎你這說法太誇張了

242
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,488
‎妳的書寫得怎麼樣了？

243
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,088
‎你現在很不友善喔，歐帝斯

244
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:48,528
‎我要你數到十

245
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:51,528
‎一、二、三、四、五
‎六、七、八、九、十！

246
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:52,848
‎請妳離開！

247
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,048
‎如果…

248
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,248
‎如果書真的要出版

249
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,768
‎我會把你的名字換掉的

250
00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:09,048
‎那不是重點，媽

251
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,528
‎我還以為妳終於有聽進我說的話

252
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,728
‎有要讓我獨立
‎但妳就是無法控制自己

253
00:18:16,408 --> 00:18:18,048
‎好像妳想把我吃了

254
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,328
‎妳就是那種會吃自己小孩的蜘蛛

255
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,648
‎以為我是妳的一部份

256
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:26,408
‎你確實是我的一部份

257
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,128
‎我不是妳的一部分

258
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:37,928
‎我去開門

259
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:46,128
‎歐拉

260
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:48,248
‎妳來我家了

261
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:51,488
‎妳有收到我的訊息嗎？

262
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,368
‎我傳了“嗨”

263
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:56,448
‎我應該要傳“對不起”的

264
00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,968
‎我爸要我來修水槽

265
00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,928
‎妳用不著那麼做，我媽打給水電工了

266
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:14,048
‎真是太尷尬了

267
00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:17,288
‎因為我們去約會了嘛

268
00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:19,128
‎然後妳在生我的氣

269
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,208
‎又在修我的水槽

270
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,488
‎我是幫我爸來修你媽的水槽

271
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:25,568
‎跟你無關

272
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:31,808
‎雅各布叫她來的

273
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:35,008
‎歐帝斯，我們得談談

274
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,448
‎我要出門了

275
00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:43,808
‎她好自私

276
00:19:44,408 --> 00:19:47,208
‎假裝那些瘋狂的飲食控管和晨跑
‎都是為了我

277
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,208
‎但一切都是為了她

278
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,328
‎我都不知道自己除了游泳還喜歡什麼

279
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:51,248
‎閉嘴

280
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:52,968
‎什麼？

281
00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:55,808
‎你不知道自己有多幸運

282
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,968
‎她每天早上起床帶你去游泳

283
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,528
‎她去看你每場比賽
‎在你輸的時候陪你哭

284
00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:04,448
‎她每天都表現出對你的愛

285
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:05,728
‎這有什麼問題？

286
00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,568
‎這樣也許很煩，但至少她在乎你

287
00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:11,848
‎好吧

288
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,168
‎跟她談談你的感受吧

289
00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:21,688
‎抱歉對你發飆了

290
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:32,168
‎我得跟我那白痴哥哥談談

291
00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:59,008
‎老妹，要不要嗨一下？

292
00:20:59,088 --> 00:20:59,928
‎不了

293
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,968
‎你說會找個像樣的工作
‎不會回去販毒的

294
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:06,888
‎是啊

295
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:09,168
‎我朋友說要幫我介紹門僮的工作

296
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,528
‎你手那麼瘦，一天都撐不了吧

297
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:22,128
‎老師要我申請學校的資優計畫

298
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:27,968
‎噢，妳是認真的

299
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,888
‎妳很快就會跟一群處女混在一起

300
00:21:31,968 --> 00:21:33,648
‎滿嘴天文物理學之類的狗屁

301
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,208
‎也要真的有上

302
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,728
‎我可能會搞砸，我總是搞砸一切

303
00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:41,088
‎不會的

304
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,328
‎妳比我聰明多了

305
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,888
‎妳從小就比我聰明

306
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:49,528
‎你很聰明啊

307
00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,488
‎是啊，但是…

308
00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:54,168
‎妳是聰明中的聰明，就是…

309
00:21:54,808 --> 00:21:57,288
‎可以過上好生活的那種聰明

310
00:21:59,848 --> 00:22:02,088
‎我不想10年後還住在這裡，你懂吧？

311
00:22:03,648 --> 00:22:04,728
‎妳不會的

312
00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,808
‎我會拿下那個門僮的工作

313
00:22:08,168 --> 00:22:09,768
‎我會存錢，我們租個房子

314
00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:12,408
‎好好振作起來

315
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:15,048
‎聽起來不錯

316
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,728
‎我真的以妳為榮，老妹

317
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:20,888
‎謝謝

318
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:36,568
‎（媽）

319
00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:57,888
‎（歐帝斯米爾本）

320
00:23:16,088 --> 00:23:18,728
‎如果你幫忙
‎我們就可以早點離開這裡

321
00:23:27,128 --> 00:23:27,968
‎別鬧了

322
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:33,288
‎混帳

323
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:34,968
‎你說什麼？

324
00:23:39,408 --> 00:23:42,328
‎你天生就愛欺負人嗎？
‎還是學你爸的？

325
00:23:43,808 --> 00:23:45,008
‎我在舞會看到了

326
00:23:46,848 --> 00:23:48,248
‎你很怕他

327
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,328
‎我無法想像我害怕自己的爸爸

328
00:23:55,688 --> 00:23:57,328
‎你懂個屁，長號男？

329
00:24:03,448 --> 00:24:04,888
‎你弄錯了，讓我來

330
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,248
‎-拿來
‎-沒事的

331
00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:08,288
‎亞當，我可以自己來

332
00:24:09,528 --> 00:24:10,608
‎給我

333
00:24:10,808 --> 00:24:11,968
‎-拿過來
‎-放手

334
00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:13,968
‎放手！你到底有什麼問題？

335
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:28,848
‎滾開！

336
00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,088
‎別壓著我！

337
00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:37,328
‎抱歉

338
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:39,808
‎抱歉，我不是…

339
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,848
‎感覺如何？

340
00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:47,808
‎我不喜歡

341
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:50,248
‎是啊

342
00:24:51,728 --> 00:24:52,648
‎我想也是

343
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:52,928
‎這座陡峭又危險的山坡
‎跟我的陰道有什麼關係？

344
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,248
‎我想妳有陰道痙攣的症狀

345
00:25:56,648 --> 00:26:01,008
‎這是身體害怕陰道被插入時
‎會出現的反射作用

346
00:26:01,448 --> 00:26:03,248
‎可是我真的很想做愛

347
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,448
‎我不認為妳害怕做愛

348
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,288
‎我認為妳害怕放開一切

349
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:09,968
‎這就是為什麼

350
00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:13,448
‎妳要騎下這道山坡

351
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:14,848
‎面對妳的恐懼

352
00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:16,368
‎我不想跟山坡打炮

353
00:26:17,288 --> 00:26:18,688
‎相信我就對了

354
00:26:20,128 --> 00:26:21,328
‎那你呢？

355
00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,488
‎我？

356
00:26:23,568 --> 00:26:25,728
‎我一碰你陰莖，你就恐慌發作

357
00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:29,008
‎也許我們該一起騎下山坡？

358
00:26:30,848 --> 00:26:33,488
‎算了，這實在太蠢了

359
00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:34,688
‎太不安全了

360
00:26:35,008 --> 00:26:37,488
‎妳的陰道總有一天會打開

361
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,568
‎我等不及了！

362
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:43,568
‎媽的！

363
00:26:46,368 --> 00:26:48,328
‎真是太棒了！

364
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:53,128
‎什麼都難不倒我！

365
00:26:57,448 --> 00:26:58,808
‎我處女膜好像破了！

366
00:26:59,928 --> 00:27:00,888
‎糟了！

367
00:27:02,408 --> 00:27:03,248
‎歐帝斯！

368
00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:09,208
‎歐帝斯

369
00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:12,648
‎歐帝斯

370
00:27:13,888 --> 00:27:14,768
‎我死了嗎？

371
00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,088
‎不，你還活著

372
00:27:16,808 --> 00:27:17,768
‎謝天謝地

373
00:27:19,688 --> 00:27:20,768
‎好痛

374
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:23,888
‎你的頭流血了

375
00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:28,728
‎所以我可以做愛了嗎？

376
00:27:29,288 --> 00:27:30,128
‎希望如此

377
00:27:30,328 --> 00:27:32,608
‎妳為什麼這麼想做愛？

378
00:27:33,008 --> 00:27:33,888
‎什麼意思？

379
00:27:39,728 --> 00:27:40,968
‎妳好像…

380
00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:46,528
‎妳好像很渴望做愛，我不懂為什麼

381
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:49,328
‎我也不知道

382
00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:53,328
‎我可能是覺得，如果趕快不做

383
00:27:53,408 --> 00:27:56,048
‎畢業的時候
‎就還會是處女

384
00:27:56,368 --> 00:27:59,328
‎到了大學，我就會落後其他人

385
00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:02,728
‎因為我是詭異的處女
‎所以沒有人想跟我做愛

386
00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:04,288
‎然後我就永遠無法做愛

387
00:28:04,368 --> 00:28:06,488
‎因為我會很尷尬，像個詭異的處女

388
00:28:06,568 --> 00:28:08,968
‎然後我就這樣變老，獨自死在家裡

389
00:28:09,048 --> 00:28:10,768
‎最後被我的蟒蛇吃掉

390
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:14,608
‎好，妳跳過了一大堆過程

391
00:28:16,168 --> 00:28:18,768
‎我只是不想落後大家

392
00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:22,048
‎我想趕快完成它

393
00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:27,008
‎我知道看起來像是大家都在做愛

394
00:28:27,528 --> 00:28:31,488
‎確實有些人在做
‎但大部分的人都還沒

395
00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:33,368
‎這不是比賽

396
00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:36,568
‎好像滿有道理的

397
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:38,928
‎很好

398
00:28:42,128 --> 00:28:44,448
‎枉費我們騎下這山坡了

399
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:46,488
‎是啊

400
00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:53,248
‎剛剛…

401
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,608
‎剛剛那算什麼？

402
00:29:01,528 --> 00:29:03,008
‎亞當，我們得談談…

403
00:29:03,848 --> 00:29:05,728
‎要是你敢跟任何人提起

404
00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:07,928
‎我就殺了你，聽到沒？

405
00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:06,208
‎留校察看如何？

406
00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:08,648
‎幹嘛？超無聊的啊

407
00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:11,528
‎沒什麼怪事，就很普通的留校察看

408
00:30:23,608 --> 00:30:26,368
‎梅芙威利，請到校長室

409
00:30:29,048 --> 00:30:31,528
‎請告訴我們
‎為什麼要讓妳留在這間學校？

410
00:30:38,408 --> 00:30:39,248
‎想不出來？

411
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,408
‎很好，那麼…

412
00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:46,648
‎我很聰明，校長

413
00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:52,328
‎我12歲的時候
‎就讀完了珍奧斯汀的作品

414
00:30:52,888 --> 00:30:54,568
‎包括比較不著名的《蘇珊夫人》

415
00:30:54,648 --> 00:30:56,928
‎一本被嚴重低估了的女性文學

416
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,328
‎我也可以針對存在主義

417
00:31:02,408 --> 00:31:04,888
‎和超驗主義本質上的差異進行辯論

418
00:31:04,968 --> 00:31:07,688
‎我可以說明
‎為什麼沙特是存在主義的代表人物

419
00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:10,368
‎以及為什麼人們視超驗主義
‎為哲學運動

420
00:31:11,848 --> 00:31:14,208
‎我還可以根據
‎漢瑞克斯老師的夏威夷衫

421
00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:15,808
‎來判斷他當天有多絕望

422
00:31:21,368 --> 00:31:22,528
‎我真的很聰明

423
00:31:23,928 --> 00:31:25,768
‎我只是沒有完美的家庭

424
00:31:28,768 --> 00:31:29,968
‎我沒有任何支援

425
00:31:30,728 --> 00:31:32,488
‎偶爾會犯錯

426
00:31:33,968 --> 00:31:36,328
‎但我知道自己可以更好

427
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,928
‎如果你願意給我機會
‎我一定會好好珍惜

428
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,328
‎謝謝妳的說明

429
00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:49,648
‎請進

430
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,848
‎校長，你找我嗎？

431
00:31:53,928 --> 00:31:54,768
‎對

432
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,688
‎請在外面稍等一下，傑克森
‎馬上就好

433
00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:01,048
‎好的

434
00:32:07,688 --> 00:32:09,848
‎我們要花點時間來考量妳的狀況

435
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:11,768
‎在做出決定前

436
00:32:13,408 --> 00:32:14,768
‎禁止妳進入校園

437
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:18,768
‎這些閥門被設計成

438
00:32:18,848 --> 00:32:20,208
‎不會對著

439
00:32:20,288 --> 00:32:21,848
‎錯誤的方向打開

440
00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:26,368
‎要是你哪天準時來上課
‎天就要下紅雨了

441
00:32:27,128 --> 00:32:30,168
‎坐下吧
‎你留校察看的同伴旁有位子

442
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,728
‎-我們不是朋友
‎-他不是我的同伴

443
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,568
‎好，坐下就對了

444
00:32:34,728 --> 00:32:36,328
‎快啊，快坐下

445
00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,488
‎動作快！我講到哪了？

446
00:32:38,568 --> 00:32:39,648
‎閥門

447
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,048
‎所以…

448
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:44,688
‎閥門關閉的聲音，在這裡和這裡

449
00:32:44,768 --> 00:32:48,768
‎就是我們所熟悉的那個聲音…

450
00:32:49,848 --> 00:32:52,168
‎所謂的心跳

451
00:32:52,528 --> 00:32:54,168
‎懂嗎？就是心跳

452
00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:59,288
‎現在看這裡，動脈…

453
00:33:00,408 --> 00:33:01,728
‎當肺動脈

454
00:33:01,808 --> 00:33:03,448
‎被堵住時

455
00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:23,328
‎怎麼了？

456
00:33:23,688 --> 00:33:24,528
‎沒事

457
00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:26,248
‎看起來不像沒事

458
00:33:26,688 --> 00:33:28,688
‎-為什麼不跟我說？
‎-就說沒事了

459
00:33:28,768 --> 00:33:29,608
‎別說謊了！

460
00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:33,688
‎我可能會因為我哥幹的蠢事被退學

461
00:33:34,048 --> 00:33:35,208
‎這就是你想聽的？

462
00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,248
‎-天啊，妳還好嗎？
‎-我很好

463
00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:41,208
‎跟我說嘛，到底怎麼了？

464
00:33:41,528 --> 00:33:42,928
‎-過來
‎-別碰我！

465
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:44,048
‎什麼？

466
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:46,248
‎這樣太超過了

467
00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,048
‎-什麼意思？
‎-你太超過了

468
00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:53,088
‎為什麼我老是被蒙在鼓裡？

469
00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:56,448
‎-你在說什麼？
‎-妳不信任我

470
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,248
‎妳從來都不信任我

471
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,368
‎妳愛我嗎？

472
00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,288
‎-只要說妳不愛我，我就…
‎-我不愛你

473
00:34:22,488 --> 00:34:23,328
‎傑克森，等一下

474
00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:25,808
‎我們都心知肚明妳愛的是別人

475
00:34:27,768 --> 00:34:29,128
‎…來找我

476
00:34:29,248 --> 00:34:33,088
‎謝謝你，我知道學生會長一定很忙

477
00:34:33,168 --> 00:34:35,928
‎同時還要兼顧學業

478
00:34:36,048 --> 00:34:40,168
‎但我覺得還是有必要讓你知道

479
00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:42,368
‎你是我們學校最引以為傲的學生

480
00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:45,928
‎要是你糟蹋自己的天分，輸了比賽

481
00:34:46,008 --> 00:34:47,528
‎那就真的太可惜了

482
00:34:47,608 --> 00:34:51,848
‎我們都有不順心的時候
‎但你的未來一片光明

483
00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:55,608
‎這與我的未來無關，校長
‎這攸關你的體育補助款

484
00:34:56,288 --> 00:34:57,488
‎什麼？不，這是…

485
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,328
‎好，當然跟那有一點關係，但是…

486
00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:06,928
‎我們也真的很在乎你

487
00:35:07,808 --> 00:35:09,688
‎好，我會游泳

488
00:35:09,768 --> 00:35:11,328
‎-太好了！
‎-除非

489
00:35:12,128 --> 00:35:14,368
‎你讓梅芙威利繼續留在學校

490
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,528
‎你不能開除她

491
00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:19,648
‎想要我游泳，就不能開除她

492
00:35:29,088 --> 00:35:31,328
‎聽說妳要被退學了，咬鳥女

493
00:35:31,688 --> 00:35:34,288
‎看來妳得滾回拖車園區了

494
00:35:34,888 --> 00:35:37,688
‎也許妳不用走
‎聽說他們在找新的清潔工

495
00:35:42,288 --> 00:35:43,608
‎妳在搞什麼？

496
00:35:44,248 --> 00:35:46,688
‎我要為了她離開你們

497
00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:49,448
‎妳瘋了嗎？

498
00:35:50,288 --> 00:35:51,408
‎她可是蕩婦

499
00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:53,288
‎沒錯，妳說對了

500
00:35:54,288 --> 00:35:55,608
‎我也是

501
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,888
‎-我才不是蕩婦
‎-我也不是，但聽起來很屌

502
00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:03,088
‎繼續走

503
00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:13,528
‎-要不要來玩任天堂明星大亂鬥？
‎-不行，還要留校查看

504
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:17,728
‎自從你開始揍人，一切都變了

505
00:36:18,528 --> 00:36:20,008
‎你媽怎麼在這？

506
00:36:21,608 --> 00:36:22,688
‎我不知道

507
00:36:25,048 --> 00:36:26,768
‎-回頭見
‎-再見

508
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,888
‎我發誓我沒有跟蹤你

509
00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:33,048
‎我只是剛好路過…歐帝斯

510
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,968
‎拜託不要不理我

511
00:36:39,048 --> 00:36:41,088
‎可以不要大叫嗎？

512
00:36:41,168 --> 00:36:43,528
‎你太在意同儕的想法了

513
00:36:43,608 --> 00:36:45,928
‎你不想發展出順從的人格特質

514
00:36:46,008 --> 00:36:46,888
‎妳到底想幹嘛？

515
00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:50,008
‎你沒錯

516
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,208
‎我是個偽君子

517
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:56,568
‎而你是我的盲點

518
00:36:58,048 --> 00:37:02,488
‎你爸離開後，只剩我們相依為命

519
00:37:04,168 --> 00:37:05,768
‎但你漸漸長大了

520
00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:08,848
‎我覺得自己正在失去你

521
00:37:09,568 --> 00:37:12,328
‎所以妳就決定
‎把我的性功能障礙寫成書？

522
00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:18,688
‎我以為這能幫助我更了解你

523
00:37:19,928 --> 00:37:21,048
‎真是太亂來了

524
00:37:24,848 --> 00:37:26,568
‎你並沒有自我壓抑

525
00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:30,128
‎也沒有性功能障礙，或是發育不良

526
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,048
‎或是我書裡提到的任何症狀

527
00:37:33,408 --> 00:37:34,288
‎我真的很抱歉

528
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,088
‎我就是妳寫的那樣，媽

529
00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:43,888
‎有些還是妳害的

530
00:37:45,568 --> 00:37:48,248
‎大部分是爸害的，但最主要還是

531
00:37:48,328 --> 00:37:49,248
‎我自己造成的

532
00:37:50,728 --> 00:37:52,488
‎我不是…我不正常

533
00:37:52,888 --> 00:37:54,248
‎你當然很正常

534
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,328
‎你才16歲

535
00:37:59,888 --> 00:38:02,328
‎用不著明白所有事情

536
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,568
‎你會沒事的

537
00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:23,048
‎謝謝妳的道歉

538
00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:25,608
‎道歉不只是社交禮儀

539
00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:27,688
‎還是很重要的儀式

540
00:38:27,768 --> 00:38:32,008
‎它可以維持人際關係
‎幫助人們向前邁進，還有…

541
00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:35,848
‎你應該早就知道了吧

542
00:38:37,488 --> 00:38:38,688
‎你要回家嗎？

543
00:38:44,248 --> 00:38:45,848
‎我有點事情要處理

544
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,728
‎-我晚點會回家
‎-好的

545
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,048
‎你！

546
00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:05,528
‎你今天走運了

547
00:39:06,088 --> 00:39:08,208
‎亞當沒辦法來了，然後今天又有個

548
00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:11,728
‎我很想參加的爵士迷聯誼活動
‎所以…

549
00:39:13,288 --> 00:39:14,288
‎你可以走了！

550
00:39:14,608 --> 00:39:15,688
‎快滾吧！

551
00:39:18,968 --> 00:39:19,848
‎好的

552
00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:22,008
‎-謝謝老師
‎-不會

553
00:39:57,168 --> 00:39:59,528
‎瑪當？過來！

554
00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,368
‎妳這笨狗

555
00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:18,968
‎西恩？

556
00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:32,928
‎媽，我找到瑪當了！

557
00:40:36,408 --> 00:40:37,368
‎妳好啊

558
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,288
‎好久不見了

559
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:45,728
‎媽，不要把我送走

560
00:40:48,128 --> 00:40:49,608
‎這是你父親的意思

561
00:40:54,048 --> 00:40:56,048
‎有人必須打包回家

562
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,648
‎你們不只是端出料理…

563
00:41:09,288 --> 00:41:10,248
‎誰？

564
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:12,328
‎幹嘛？

565
00:41:16,528 --> 00:41:18,248
‎不只是費洛蒙的關係

566
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,688
‎我喜歡你

567
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,448
‎天啊，我好像少女

568
00:41:25,968 --> 00:41:27,968
‎我已經好久沒有…

569
00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,168
‎這種感覺了

570
00:41:32,808 --> 00:41:33,648
‎但是？

571
00:41:34,688 --> 00:41:35,688
‎但是…

572
00:41:38,848 --> 00:41:41,688
‎兒子是我生命中最重要的人

573
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,368
‎他真的很喜歡你女兒

574
00:41:45,648 --> 00:41:48,328
‎我怕他會發現…

575
00:41:49,688 --> 00:41:51,848
‎要是他發現我們在一起

576
00:41:52,848 --> 00:41:54,048
‎他永遠都不會原諒我

577
00:41:54,608 --> 00:41:55,568
‎我理解

578
00:41:59,408 --> 00:42:00,448
‎這對大家都好

579
00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:15,968
‎你來幹嘛？

580
00:42:16,728 --> 00:42:18,248
‎我來買貓食

581
00:42:18,688 --> 00:42:20,568
‎-我都不知道你有養貓
‎-我沒養貓

582
00:42:20,888 --> 00:42:22,848
‎我買這些貓食是因為

583
00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:25,088
‎我很喜歡貓

584
00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:27,328
‎特別是家貓

585
00:42:27,408 --> 00:42:29,768
‎比起獅子，我更喜歡家貓

586
00:42:30,688 --> 00:42:32,088
‎這是在耍浪漫嗎？

587
00:42:34,328 --> 00:42:35,168
‎對

588
00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:38,928
‎你擋住其他人結帳了！

589
00:42:39,968 --> 00:42:42,688
‎抱歉，我…很快就好了

590
00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:44,328
‎我們在解決一些事情

591
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,248
‎我看得出來

592
00:42:46,328 --> 00:42:47,528
‎這樣並不討喜

593
00:42:48,328 --> 00:42:49,168
‎很惹人厭

594
00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:50,408
‎馬上就好了

595
00:42:50,488 --> 00:42:53,008
‎不准妳這樣跟我說話

596
00:42:53,408 --> 00:42:54,368
‎很沒禮貌

597
00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:57,848
‎她不是沒禮貌，她只是比較直接

598
00:42:57,928 --> 00:43:00,968
‎她很沒禮貌，然後你很可悲

599
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:02,648
‎是誰沒禮貌了？

600
00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:05,328
‎蠢小子！

601
00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:07,928
‎她打我

602
00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:12,128
‎你很勇敢，也很沒用

603
00:43:13,288 --> 00:43:16,528
‎我15分鐘後下班，我送你回家

604
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:29,328
‎集中精神！

605
00:43:46,328 --> 00:43:47,528
‎（郡冠軍盃）

606
00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:54,008
‎預備…

607
00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:00,728
‎有妳的包裹！

608
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:07,128
‎一個男生拿來的
‎他很瘦，像是生病了

609
00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:11,928
‎他對我和傑佛瑞的婚姻問題
‎有些很有趣的看法

610
00:44:13,168 --> 00:44:14,088
‎謝謝

611
00:44:15,808 --> 00:44:17,968
‎-妳有看到我哥嗎？
‎-對了

612
00:44:18,048 --> 00:44:20,088
‎他叫我傳話給妳，他說

613
00:44:20,848 --> 00:44:24,368
‎“叫梅芙不要跟書呆子混在一起

614
00:44:24,448 --> 00:44:26,968
‎滿嘴天文物理學的狗屁”

615
00:44:27,648 --> 00:44:29,048
‎差不多是這樣

616
00:44:29,648 --> 00:44:31,168
‎他有說要去哪嗎？

617
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:33,848
‎他說要去買點東西

618
00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,048
‎但帶了一個很大的包包

619
00:44:38,408 --> 00:44:40,048
‎知道了，謝謝，辛西亞

620
00:44:41,688 --> 00:44:42,648
‎強納森

621
00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:49,968
‎加油，傑克森！

622
00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:00,168
‎讚啦！

623
00:45:08,808 --> 00:45:10,208
‎就知道你行的！

624
00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:11,568
‎幹得好

625
00:45:13,688 --> 00:45:14,688
‎她會留下來嗎？

626
00:45:16,688 --> 00:45:17,808
‎我不接受賄賂

627
00:45:18,928 --> 00:45:21,168
‎忘了梅芙威利吧

628
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:24,448
‎冠軍來了！

629
00:45:24,528 --> 00:45:26,608
‎幹得好，傑克森！

630
00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,808
‎太棒了，親愛的！

631
00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:31,008
‎做得好

632
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,768
‎梅芙，對不起傷害了妳

633
00:45:54,848 --> 00:45:56,288
‎我背叛了妳的信任

634
00:45:57,408 --> 00:45:59,488
‎只有妳發現我的特別之處

635
00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:02,048
‎我本來只是透明的邊緣人

636
00:46:02,128 --> 00:46:03,648
‎我以為自己喜歡當邊緣人

637
00:46:04,368 --> 00:46:07,648
‎遇見妳之後
‎我才發現有自己擅長的事物

638
00:46:08,528 --> 00:46:11,888
‎希望妳能原諒我
‎然後我們可以再一起辦診所

639
00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:15,568
‎妳是我見過最聰明的人
‎這座獎盃是屬於妳的

640
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,728
‎（得獎者：梅芙威利）

641
00:47:21,248 --> 00:47:24,008
‎聽我說…有件事必須告訴妳

642
00:47:24,088 --> 00:47:26,168
‎其實…有好幾件事

643
00:47:26,328 --> 00:47:27,408
‎就是…

644
00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:29,608
‎這是我家，妳已經知道了

645
00:47:32,048 --> 00:47:32,968
‎我是怪人

646
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:36,808
‎我的意思是，我不太正常
‎如果妳想跟我在一起…

647
00:47:36,928 --> 00:47:38,648
‎我不是說當我女朋友…

648
00:47:38,728 --> 00:47:41,408
‎我知道那樣太快了，不要有壓力

649
00:47:41,488 --> 00:47:42,328
‎就是…

650
00:47:42,408 --> 00:47:44,568
‎如果妳想當我的另一半…

651
00:47:45,128 --> 00:47:47,248
‎聽起來像要結婚，我不想結婚

652
00:47:47,328 --> 00:47:49,488
‎也許某天會跟對的人結婚

653
00:47:49,808 --> 00:47:52,008
‎說不定是跟妳，絕對不詭異
‎好的

654
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,448
‎我不能呼吸了

655
00:47:58,808 --> 00:48:00,128
‎我要說的是

656
00:48:00,808 --> 00:48:05,168
‎我還是新手，所以我需要慢慢來

657
00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:06,688
‎沒問題

658
00:48:08,488 --> 00:48:09,528
‎你想親我嗎？

659
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:14,568
‎當然，我想親妳

660
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,808
‎那就別廢話了，來吧

661
00:48:59,128 --> 00:49:01,008
‎-我覺得…
‎-別說話

662
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,968
‎你會毀了這一刻

663
00:49:04,688 --> 00:49:05,568
‎也是

664
00:49:06,048 --> 00:49:07,128
‎再傳訊息給我？

665
00:49:07,488 --> 00:49:08,608
‎-好
‎-好喔

666
00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:16,328
‎天啊！

667
00:49:28,128 --> 00:49:30,008
‎我無論如何

668
00:49:30,088 --> 00:49:31,528
‎都要學會抽鬼牌

669
00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:33,248
‎妳願意教我嗎？

670
00:49:34,488 --> 00:49:35,448
‎當然

671
00:49:43,088 --> 00:49:44,048
‎請進

672
00:50:01,688 --> 00:50:02,688
‎別這樣…

673
00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:30,968
‎來吧

674
00:50:50,288 --> 00:50:51,128
‎好

675
00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:56,168
‎天啊！

676
00:52:02,688 --> 00:52:05,888
‎字幕翻譯：常鈺