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‎格里诺克西

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‎我们终于见面了

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‎佐泰克大人 我一直在等你

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‎我跨越四重宇宙来与你交合

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‎我们来做爱吧 太空大块头

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‎来做爱吧！

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‎怎么了？

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‎没什么 再试一次

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‎后退！

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‎为什么进不去？

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‎我不知道

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‎（欧拉：你好）

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（塑造男人 珍·米尔本博士）

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‎（《枕边细语》）

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‎（妈妈 5个未接来电）

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‎你是不是要去训练？

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‎不去 懒得去

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‎嘿

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‎我之前说过

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‎那些…

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‎我爱你的话

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‎当时我真的喝醉了

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‎所以你不用…

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‎答复我什么 好吗？

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‎好

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‎爸爸？

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‎我回来了

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‎去准备上学吧

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‎请安静些

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‎你母亲因为担心病倒了 她刚睡觉

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‎天啊

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‎早上好 亲爱的

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‎要喝茶吗？

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‎请把填字游戏留给我好吗？

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‎你最近不怎么说话 宝贝

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‎有什么问题吗？

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‎（我儿子患有性恐惧症）

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‎我在你的书上做了些笔记

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‎关于我的

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‎你应该考虑在将来使用同义词典

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‎你的词汇量非常有限

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‎奥蒂斯 让我们
‎冷静和理性地讨论这个问题

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‎不要平静！不要理性！

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‎亲爱的 我们晚些再谈吧

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‎拜托

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‎愚蠢的自行车！

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‎-你在气你妈妈的书吗？
‎-不 我的意思是

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‎这本书只是对抚养一个
‎性压抑的16岁男孩的过程

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‎做了深入研究和细致的描述

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‎顺便说一下 就是我

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‎第一章：“奥蒂斯的意外射精”

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‎对不起 不好笑 珍好恶劣

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‎听着 至少你和一个
‎真正的女孩去跳舞了

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‎-那是进步 伙计
‎-我叫她山羊 她就走了

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‎那也是进步

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‎我还以为你叫她家猫呢

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‎是的 我也叫她山羊

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‎你喜欢欧拉吗？

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‎是 我喜欢 很喜欢

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‎那你为什么还叫她山羊？

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‎答应我不要笑

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‎她似乎认为

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‎我和梅芙之间有些暧昧

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‎抱歉 这不好笑

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‎我试图让她相信

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‎这是多么荒谬

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‎因为像梅芙这样的人
‎永远不会对我感兴趣

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‎因为我是个失败者 而她是头母狮

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‎所以 欧拉是只家猫

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‎奥蒂斯 作为性治疗师
‎你的感觉出奇地迟钝

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‎从好的方面来看

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‎至少你会因为这本新书而出名

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‎就像那个生下来就有三只胳膊的人

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‎奥蒂斯·米尔本和梅芙·威利
‎请到格罗夫校长的办公室

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‎母狮等着你哦

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‎她还是不和我说话

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‎女人们都恨你

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‎衣服不错嘛

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‎-谢谢 安瓦
‎-你没必要回应

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‎很高兴看到你回来 埃里克

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‎谢谢 老师

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‎我一直想道歉

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‎人人都有不顺的时候

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‎但每片云里都会有暴风雨
‎不 等等 对不起 说错了

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‎好像应该是“每片云里都有彩虹”

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‎总的来说 一切都过去了

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‎-留校两周？
‎-你的未来还很美好

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‎-所以…
‎-好的

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‎-放学后来找我
‎-好的

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‎（作文奖）

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‎听着 发生的那些…

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‎我已经不在乎了

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‎梅芙

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‎你先

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‎我一直在观察你和你的小伙伴

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‎上学前凑在一起

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‎放学后闲逛

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‎说悄悄话

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‎还做交易

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‎我们只是玩玩而已

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‎你们不只是在一起闲逛吧

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‎我知道你的毒品团伙

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‎那不是我的

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‎你以为我会相信

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‎那个没骨气的瘦高个 米尔本…

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‎是他在卖毒品吗？

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‎这与奥蒂斯无关

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‎-这些是研究性药物 校长 不是…
‎-你好像很了解嘛

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‎考虑到你和这事毫无关系

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‎你和你的小伙伴是不是
‎从你哥哥那里拿的货？

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‎没错

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‎我对你家人的斑斑劣迹一清二楚

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‎还有你…

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‎让像米尔本这样无辜的孩子
‎变成了毒骡…

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‎奥蒂斯什么也没做 别把他扯进来

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‎你干什么？

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‎我要向警方举报你哥哥

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‎等等

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‎毒品是我的

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‎现在怎么办？

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‎你要告诉我在学校舞会上发生了什么

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‎然后你将面对校董听证会

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‎它将决定你在这所学校是否有未来

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‎（校长室）

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‎-米尔本
‎-来了 校长

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‎智者一言

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‎小心那些不务正业的女人

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‎她们会嚼碎你
‎然后把你像干薯片一样吐出来

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‎去上课吧

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‎你没事 我搞定了

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‎好 发生了什么？

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‎我们不谈谈此事吗？这就完了？

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‎我相信你 奥蒂斯

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‎但是…

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‎我不想和你上床！

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‎我也是

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‎你很烂

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‎你放着鲸鱼音乐

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‎不停地说话

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‎然后你得了恐慌症 我得去找你妈

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‎这是一种非常尴尬的性体验

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‎我得请教一下

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‎关于我的…

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‎诊所关门了 抱歉

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‎这事情我没告诉过任何人

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‎你欠我一次

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‎（这不好笑！）

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‎我千辛万苦生你的时候 同样不好笑

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‎你好？

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‎珍·米尔本？

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‎我是布莱特和桑德斯出版社的
‎西蒙·麦卡利斯特

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‎你给我们寄来了
‎《塑造男人》的第一章

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‎我们处于一个
‎缺少阳刚气的危机时代

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‎我感觉这本书很有时代精神

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‎-还有后续吗？
‎-有的

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‎-是的 有
‎-太好了

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‎我们对你与这个主题的联系

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‎特别感兴趣

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‎文章很有个人色彩

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‎（不正确且不道德！）

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‎我们觉得
‎它能引起其他母亲的共鸣

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‎你什么时候能多送几页过来？

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‎我再打给你好吗？

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‎好的 没问题

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‎不过 请不要太久

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‎不会的

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‎谢谢你

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‎该死！

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‎哦 天啊

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‎-喂？
‎-你好 雅克布？ 我是珍

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‎很抱歉打扰你

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‎但恐怕我水槽下面的水管爆裂了

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‎-水流出来了…
‎-珍

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‎你别再打碎东西 骗我过去做爱了

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‎不…

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‎这是个误会 不 真的爆管了

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‎我想我说得很清楚

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‎我想要一段感情

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‎我不想当你的勤杂工

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‎再见 珍

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‎-那么 问题出在哪…
‎-我的阴道背叛了我

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‎好吧 怎么说？

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‎我终于找到炮友了

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‎他那一般尺寸的屌
‎没法进入我该死的阴道

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‎为什么这种事发生在我身上？

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‎呃…

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‎这说不通

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‎我如此地努力

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‎布景、服装、化妆

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‎一切都很完美

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‎甚至我自己的手指头都放不进去

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‎就像我的阴道牙关紧闭

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‎我该怎么办？

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‎你用了“完美”这个词

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‎也许这是一种保持控制的方式

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‎在你的幻想中 你说了算

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‎现实可能会

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‎完全不同

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‎不 我就像外星人

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‎你喜欢失控的感觉吗？

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‎我想我不喜欢

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‎比如 我讨厌云霄飞车

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‎我也是 我不喜欢那种模拟危险

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‎我想我是那种要强的人

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‎好吧 也许…

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‎你无意识地阻止了你的进步

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‎以保持控制

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‎但我想做爱
‎那我为什么要这样做呢？

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‎我不知道

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‎好了

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‎我要把这个地方整理干净

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‎我必须一个人做吗？

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‎不

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‎那是不可能的 不 你有同伴

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‎好的

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‎两小时后见

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‎好吗？

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‎开始吧 长号手

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‎干活

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‎我明天不要水管工
‎我今天要水管工 你这个白痴！

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‎奥蒂斯 你能不能…

223
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:37,568
‎你竟然挂断我的电话！

224
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:39,688
‎奥蒂斯！

225
00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:43,768
‎这紧急情况比我们的争吵更要紧

226
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,008
‎奥蒂斯！请开一下门

227
00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,328
‎让我一个人静静

228
00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,488
‎（阴道痉挛）

229
00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:04,328
‎天啊 妈妈！请出去！

230
00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:08,088
‎只要还在我这里住
‎你就不能把我拒之门外

231
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,648
‎你为什么这么生气？

232
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,408
‎-你是个伪君子！
‎-什么？

233
00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:21,008
‎为什么？

234
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,088
‎-请用描述性词语
‎-好

235
00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:26,208
‎你说你只关心诚实和清晰的沟通

236
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,488
‎但你一点也不诚实

237
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,928
‎你鬼鬼祟祟地插手我做的每一件事
‎然后装作是意外

238
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,048
‎你每天都要跨越父母的界限

239
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:36,448
‎你是一个…

240
00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,728
‎卑鄙 卑鄙的女人！

241
00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:41,648
‎这太夸张了

242
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,488
‎那本书进展如何？

243
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,088
‎你不要这么敌视我 奥蒂斯

244
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:48,528
‎我要你数到十

245
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:51,528
‎一、二、三、四、五
‎六、七、八、九、十！

246
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:52,848
‎请你离开！

247
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,048
‎如果…

248
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,248
‎如果这本书出版了

249
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,768
‎我当然会改掉你的名字

250
00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:09,048
‎这不是重点 妈妈

251
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,528
‎我以为你终于听了我的

252
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,728
‎让我独立 但你就是忍不住

253
00:18:16,408 --> 00:18:18,048
‎就像你要吃掉我一样

254
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,328
‎你是吃自己孩子的蜘蛛妈妈

255
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,648
‎你认为我是你的一部分

256
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:26,408
‎你确实是我的一部分

257
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,128
‎不 我不是 妈妈

258
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:37,928
‎我去开门

259
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:46,128
‎欧拉

260
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:48,248
‎你在我门口

261
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:51,488
‎你收到我的短信了吗？

262
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,368
‎“你好”那条

263
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:56,448
‎但我想我应该说“对不起”

264
00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,968
‎我爸爸派我来修你家的水槽

265
00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,928
‎不用了 我妈妈叫了水管工

266
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:14,048
‎好尴尬

267
00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:17,288
‎我们算是约会过 对吧？

268
00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:19,128
‎现在你生我的气

269
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,208
‎但你也在修我的水槽

270
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,488
‎我在修你妈妈的水槽
‎是为了帮我爸爸

271
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:25,568
‎和你无关

272
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:31,808
‎雅克布叫她来的

273
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:35,008
‎奥蒂斯 我们得谈谈吵架的事

274
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,448
‎我要出去了

275
00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:43,808
‎她太自私了

276
00:19:44,408 --> 00:19:47,208
‎她骗我说疯狂的饮食习惯和早起
‎对我有好处

277
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,208
‎其实都是为了她

278
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,328
‎除了游泳 我都不知道还喜欢什么

279
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:51,248
‎闭嘴

280
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:52,968
‎什么？

281
00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:55,808
‎你还不知道你有多幸运

282
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,408
‎她每天早上起床带你去游泳

283
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,528
‎你的比赛她都去了 你输了她会流泪

284
00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:05,128
‎是啊 她每天都在说她爱你
‎这有什么问题？

285
00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,568
‎这可能很烦人 但至少她在乎

286
00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:11,848
‎好吧

287
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,168
‎也许该告诉她你的真实感受

288
00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:21,688
‎对不起 我没想发脾气

289
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:32,168
‎我要去跟我的白痴哥哥谈谈

290
00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:59,008
‎嘿 老姐 想来一根吗？

291
00:20:59,088 --> 00:20:59,928
‎不了

292
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,968
‎你说过要去找一份正当的工作
‎而不是又去卖毒品

293
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:06,888
‎是的 我有去找

294
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:09,168
‎我朋友说可以介绍我当门童

295
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,528
‎你这虚弱的小胳膊撑不了一天

296
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:22,128
‎我的老师要我申请学校的资优计划

297
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:27,968
‎等等 你是认真的

298
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,888
‎很快你就会和一群该死的处女在一起

299
00:21:31,968 --> 00:21:33,088
‎谈论天体物理学之类的

300
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,208
‎如果我通过申请了

301
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,728
‎我可能会搞砸 我总是这样

302
00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:41,088
‎不

303
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,328
‎你比我聪明多了

304
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,888
‎从小时候起 你就一直是

305
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:49,528
‎你也很聪明

306
00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,488
‎是的 不过…

307
00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:54,168
‎你非常非常聪明 就像…

308
00:21:54,808 --> 00:21:57,288
‎能获得美好生活的那种聪明

309
00:21:59,848 --> 00:22:02,088
‎我不希望十年后还住在这里

310
00:22:03,648 --> 00:22:04,728
‎你不会的

311
00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,808
‎我要去做那个门童的工作

312
00:22:08,168 --> 00:22:09,768
‎我会攒钱 我们租个房子

313
00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:12,408
‎我们可以一起创造美好生活

314
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:15,048
‎听起来不错

315
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,728
‎我真为你骄傲 妹妹

316
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:20,888
‎谢谢

317
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:36,568
‎（妈妈）

318
00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:57,888
‎（奥蒂斯·米尔本）

319
00:23:16,088 --> 00:23:18,728
‎如果你能帮帮我
‎我们就能快点离开这里

320
00:23:27,128 --> 00:23:27,968
‎别吹了

321
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:33,288
‎混蛋

322
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:34,968
‎你说什么？

323
00:23:39,408 --> 00:23:42,328
‎你是天生的恶霸吗？
‎还是因为你父亲是 所以你也是？

324
00:23:43,808 --> 00:23:45,008
‎我在舞会上见过你

325
00:23:46,848 --> 00:23:48,248
‎你怕他

326
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,328
‎没法想象我害怕自己的父亲

327
00:23:55,688 --> 00:23:57,328
‎你他妈的知道什么 长号手？

328
00:24:03,448 --> 00:24:04,888
‎你做错了 让我试试

329
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,248
‎-给我
‎-不用了

330
00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:08,288
‎亚当 没事 我自己能行

331
00:24:09,528 --> 00:24:10,608
‎放这里吧

332
00:24:10,808 --> 00:24:11,968
‎-放这里吧
‎-松手

333
00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:13,968
‎松手 兄弟！你有毛病吗？

334
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:28,848
‎滚开！

335
00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,088
‎放开我！

336
00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:37,328
‎对不起

337
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:39,808
‎对不起 我不是…

338
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,848
‎你觉得怎么样？

339
00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:47,808
‎我不喜欢

340
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:50,248
‎是啊

341
00:24:51,728 --> 00:24:52,648
‎我想也是

342
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:52,928
‎那么 这座险峻的山
‎和我的阴道有什么关系呢？

343
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,248
‎我想你有一种叫做“阴道痉挛”的问题

344
00:25:56,648 --> 00:26:01,008
‎这是人体对阴道
‎插入恐惧的自动反应

345
00:26:01,448 --> 00:26:03,248
‎但我真的很想做爱

346
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,448
‎我不认为你害怕做爱

347
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,288
‎我想你害怕放手

348
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:09,968
‎这就是为什么

349
00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:13,448
‎你要骑着自行车下山

350
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:14,848
‎去面对你的恐惧

351
00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:16,368
‎我不想操一座山

352
00:26:17,288 --> 00:26:18,688
‎你得相信我

353
00:26:20,128 --> 00:26:21,328
‎你呢？

354
00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,488
‎我？

355
00:26:23,568 --> 00:26:25,728
‎我碰你的阴茎的时候 你惊恐发作

356
00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:29,008
‎也许我们应该一起做？

357
00:26:30,848 --> 00:26:33,488
‎你知道吗？算了吧 这…真愚蠢

358
00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:34,688
‎太不安全了

359
00:26:35,008 --> 00:26:37,488
‎你的阴道会在某个时候打开

360
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,568
‎我等不及了！

361
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:43,568
‎操！

362
00:26:46,368 --> 00:26:48,328
‎感觉太棒了！

363
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:53,128
‎我什么都可以做！

364
00:26:57,448 --> 00:26:58,808
‎我想那是我的处女膜！

365
00:26:59,928 --> 00:27:00,888
‎操！

366
00:27:02,408 --> 00:27:03,248
‎奥蒂斯！

367
00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:09,208
‎奥蒂斯？

368
00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:12,648
‎奥蒂斯？

369
00:27:13,888 --> 00:27:14,768
‎我死了吗？

370
00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,088
‎不 你还活着

371
00:27:16,808 --> 00:27:17,768
‎谢天谢地

372
00:27:19,688 --> 00:27:20,768
‎好疼

373
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:23,888
‎你的头在流血

374
00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:28,728
‎我现在可以做爱了？

375
00:27:29,288 --> 00:27:30,128
‎希望如此

376
00:27:30,328 --> 00:27:32,608
‎为什么你这么想做爱？

377
00:27:33,008 --> 00:27:33,888
‎你什么意思？

378
00:27:39,728 --> 00:27:40,968
‎你看上去像…

379
00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:46,528
‎你看起来非常渴望做爱
‎我不明白为什么

380
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:49,328
‎我不知道

381
00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:53,328
‎我想我只是觉得 如果我不这么做

382
00:27:53,408 --> 00:27:56,048
‎那我毕业了却没有做过爱

383
00:27:56,368 --> 00:27:59,328
‎然后上了大学 我会落后于所有人

384
00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:02,728
‎没有人会和我做爱
‎因为我是一个奇怪的处女

385
00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:04,288
‎那我就永远也做不了爱

386
00:28:04,368 --> 00:28:06,488
‎因为我会很尴尬、怪异 还是个处女

387
00:28:06,568 --> 00:28:08,968
‎然后我会变老 在自己的房子里去世

388
00:28:09,048 --> 00:28:10,768
‎我会被我的宠物蟒蛇吃掉

389
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:14,608
‎好了 你已经跳过了很多步骤了

390
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,288
‎我只是不想被落下

391
00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:22,048
‎我只想完成这件事

392
00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:27,008
‎听着 我知道你感觉
‎每个人都在这么做 而且…

393
00:28:27,528 --> 00:28:31,488
‎确实有些人在做爱
‎但我们大多数人还没有

394
00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:33,368
‎这不是比赛

395
00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:36,568
‎我想是这样

396
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:38,928
‎很好

397
00:28:42,128 --> 00:28:44,448
‎我们骑下山算是白费劲了 是吧？

398
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:46,488
‎没错

399
00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:53,248
‎那个…

400
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,608
‎刚才算什么？

401
00:29:01,528 --> 00:29:03,008
‎亚当 我们应该谈谈

402
00:29:03,848 --> 00:29:05,728
‎如果你告诉别人这件事

403
00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:07,928
‎我会杀了你 明白吗？

404
00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:06,208
‎留校感觉怎么样？

405
00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:08,648
‎为什么？很无聊

406
00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:11,528
‎没发生什么奇怪的事
‎就是一次普通的留校

407
00:30:23,608 --> 00:30:26,368
‎梅芙·威利
‎请到格罗夫校长的办公室

408
00:30:29,048 --> 00:30:31,528
‎请告诉我们不开除你的理由

409
00:30:38,408 --> 00:30:39,248
‎没有？

410
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,408
‎很好 那么…

411
00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:46,648
‎我很聪明 校长

412
00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:52,328
‎12岁时 我读了所有简·奥斯汀的书

413
00:30:52,888 --> 00:30:54,568
‎包括不为人知的《苏珊夫人》

414
00:30:54,648 --> 00:30:56,928
‎这是一部被严重低估的女权主义文学

415
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,328
‎我也可以讨论

416
00:31:02,408 --> 00:31:04,888
‎存在主义和超验主义的内在区别

417
00:31:04,968 --> 00:31:07,688
‎解释为什么萨特是前者的代表人物

418
00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:10,368
‎而后者几乎不被认为是一场哲学运动

419
00:31:11,848 --> 00:31:14,208
‎根据亨德里克斯老师
‎选择的夏威夷衬衫

420
00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:15,968
‎我也能估量他的绝望程度

421
00:31:21,368 --> 00:31:22,528
‎我真的很聪明

422
00:31:23,928 --> 00:31:25,768
‎我只是在家庭方面运气不好

423
00:31:28,768 --> 00:31:29,968
‎没有人抚养我

424
00:31:30,728 --> 00:31:32,488
‎有时候我会做错事

425
00:31:33,968 --> 00:31:36,328
‎但我知道我能做得更好

426
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,928
‎如果能给我第二次机会
‎我绝不会浪费

427
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,328
‎谢谢你 梅芙

428
00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:49,648
‎进来

429
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,848
‎您想见我吗 校长？

430
00:31:53,928 --> 00:31:54,768
‎是的

431
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,688
‎麻烦你在外面等 杰克逊 不会很久的

432
00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:01,048
‎好的

433
00:32:07,688 --> 00:32:09,848
‎我们需要一些时间来考虑你的情况

434
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:11,768
‎在我们作出决定之前

435
00:32:13,408 --> 00:32:14,768
‎你禁止进入校园

436
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:21,848
‎心瓣膜的形状可以防止它们开错方向

437
00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:26,368
‎亚当 你要是准点到
‎我就把帽子吞下去

438
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:28,208
‎坐吧

439
00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:30,168
‎挨着你的留校伙伴埃里克

440
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,728
‎-我们不是朋友
‎-他不是我的留校伙伴

441
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,568
‎好吧 去坐下来

442
00:32:34,728 --> 00:32:36,328
‎行了 快坐下来

443
00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,488
‎赶紧 我说到哪里？

444
00:32:38,568 --> 00:32:39,648
‎心瓣膜 是的

445
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,048
‎那么…

446
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:44,688
‎是的 瓣膜关闭的声音 这里和这里

447
00:32:44,768 --> 00:32:48,768
‎我们都很熟悉 就是…

448
00:32:49,848 --> 00:32:52,168
‎我们心跳的声音

449
00:32:52,528 --> 00:32:54,168
‎好吗？心跳

450
00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:59,288
‎现在 这些是动脉…

451
00:33:00,408 --> 00:33:01,728
‎肺动脉

452
00:33:01,808 --> 00:33:03,448
‎当它被阻塞…

453
00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:23,328
‎发生什么了？

454
00:33:23,688 --> 00:33:24,528
‎没什么

455
00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:26,248
‎看起来不像没什么

456
00:33:26,688 --> 00:33:28,688
‎-你为什么不和我说话？
‎-我说没什么

457
00:33:28,768 --> 00:33:29,608
‎别骗人了！

458
00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:33,208
‎他们可能会因为我哥哥干的事开除我

459
00:33:34,048 --> 00:33:35,208
‎你想听这个吗？

460
00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,248
‎-见鬼 你还好吧？
‎-是的 我很好

461
00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:41,208
‎嘿 跟我说话

462
00:33:41,528 --> 00:33:42,928
‎-过来
‎-别碰我！

463
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:44,048
‎什么？

464
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:46,248
‎这太过分了

465
00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,048
‎-你什么意思？
‎-你太过分了

466
00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:53,088
‎为什么我总是最后知道 梅芙？

467
00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:56,448
‎-那是什么意思？
‎-你不信任我

468
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,248
‎你从未相信过我

469
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,368
‎你爱我吗？

470
00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,288
‎-说你不知道 我就…
‎-我不爱你

471
00:34:22,488 --> 00:34:23,328
‎杰克逊 等等

472
00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:25,808
‎我想我们都知道你喜欢别人 梅芙

473
00:34:27,808 --> 00:34:29,168
‎…来见我

474
00:34:29,248 --> 00:34:33,088
‎我非常感谢 作为优等生代表
‎你要忙着

475
00:34:33,168 --> 00:34:35,928
‎帮助同学 还要上课

476
00:34:36,048 --> 00:34:40,168
‎但我觉得我必须告诉你

477
00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:42,368
‎你是莫戴尔最引以为傲的成就之一

478
00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:45,928
‎看着你浪费你的天赋 放弃比赛

479
00:34:46,008 --> 00:34:47,528
‎是多么地可惜

480
00:34:47,608 --> 00:34:51,848
‎我们都经历过艰难困苦
‎但你的未来是光明的

481
00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:55,608
‎这不是关于我的未来 先生
‎是关于你的体育经费吧？

482
00:34:56,288 --> 00:34:57,488
‎不 这是…

483
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,328
‎是的 当然 是有一点 也许 但是…

484
00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:06,928
‎我们真的很关心你

485
00:35:07,808 --> 00:35:09,688
‎好的 我会去游的

486
00:35:09,768 --> 00:35:11,328
‎-哦 太好了！
‎-如果…

487
00:35:12,128 --> 00:35:14,368
‎您让梅芙留在学校

488
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,528
‎你不能开除她

489
00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:19,648
‎想要我游泳 那就让她留下

490
00:35:29,088 --> 00:35:31,328
‎听说你被开除了 口交女

491
00:35:31,688 --> 00:35:34,288
‎好吧 那就回大篷车公园去吧

492
00:35:34,888 --> 00:35:37,688
‎也许你不必离开
‎我听说他们在找新的清洁工

493
00:35:42,288 --> 00:35:43,608
‎你到底在干什么？

494
00:35:44,248 --> 00:35:46,688
‎我甩了你 跟她走

495
00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:49,448
‎你是神经病吗？

496
00:35:50,288 --> 00:35:51,408
‎她是个滥交女

497
00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:53,288
‎是啊 你说得没错

498
00:35:54,288 --> 00:35:55,608
‎可我也是

499
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,888
‎-我不是滥交女
‎-我也不是 听上去不错

500
00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:03,088
‎接着走

501
00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:13,528
‎-想玩《明星大乱斗》吗？
‎-我不行 我被留校了

502
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:17,728
‎伙计 自从你开始揍人 情况真的变了

503
00:36:18,528 --> 00:36:20,008
‎伙计 为什么你妈在这儿？

504
00:36:21,608 --> 00:36:22,688
‎我不知道

505
00:36:25,048 --> 00:36:26,768
‎-回头见
‎-好的 回头见

506
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,888
‎我不是在跟踪你 我保证

507
00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:33,048
‎我只是路过… 奥蒂斯？

508
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,968
‎跟我说话好吗？求你了

509
00:36:39,048 --> 00:36:41,488
‎你声音能小点吗？

510
00:36:41,568 --> 00:36:43,528
‎你太在乎同学的想法了

511
00:36:43,608 --> 00:36:45,928
‎最好别养成一种顺从的性格

512
00:36:46,008 --> 00:36:46,888
‎你有什么事？

513
00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:50,008
‎你是对的

514
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,208
‎我是个伪君子

515
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:56,568
‎你是我的盲点

516
00:36:58,048 --> 00:37:02,488
‎自从你爸爸走后 就只有我们两个了

517
00:37:04,168 --> 00:37:05,768
‎但你在成长

518
00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:08,848
‎我感觉正在失去你

519
00:37:09,568 --> 00:37:12,328
‎所以你决定写一本
‎关于我性功能障碍的书？

520
00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:18,688
‎我以为这能帮助我更好地了解你

521
00:37:19,928 --> 00:37:20,968
‎真是乱七八糟

522
00:37:24,848 --> 00:37:26,568
‎你的内心不压抑

523
00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:30,128
‎也没有功能障碍 或发育迟缓

524
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,048
‎或者我在书中说的任何毛病

525
00:37:33,408 --> 00:37:34,288
‎我很抱歉

526
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,088
‎妈妈 那些毛病我全有

527
00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:43,888
‎有些是你的错

528
00:37:45,568 --> 00:37:48,248
‎很多是爸爸的错 但大部分只是…

529
00:37:48,328 --> 00:37:49,248
‎我的原因

530
00:37:50,728 --> 00:37:52,488
‎我…我不正常

531
00:37:52,888 --> 00:37:54,248
‎你当然正常

532
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,328
‎你才16岁

533
00:37:59,888 --> 00:38:02,328
‎不可能什么都懂

534
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,568
‎你会没事的

535
00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:23,048
‎谢谢你的道歉

536
00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:25,608
‎道歉不只是社交礼仪

537
00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,008
‎还是一项非常重要的人类仪式 可以…

538
00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:32,008
‎拉近人们的距离
‎帮助人们前进 而且…

539
00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:35,848
‎这些你都知道 是吧？

540
00:38:37,488 --> 00:38:38,688
‎你想回家吗？

541
00:38:44,248 --> 00:38:45,848
‎实际上 我有点事情

542
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,728
‎-但我会回去的 我一会儿就回
‎-好的

543
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,048
‎你！

544
00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:05,528
‎今天是你的幸运日

545
00:39:06,088 --> 00:39:08,208
‎亚当来不了 而且有一个

546
00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:11,728
‎爵士爱好者的速配活动
‎我很想参加 所以…

547
00:39:13,288 --> 00:39:14,288
‎你可以走了！

548
00:39:14,608 --> 00:39:15,688
‎走吧

549
00:39:18,968 --> 00:39:19,848
‎好的

550
00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:22,008
‎-谢谢老师！
‎-好的

551
00:39:57,168 --> 00:39:59,528
‎淑女？淑女 过来！

552
00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,368
‎哦 你这只笨狗

553
00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:18,968
‎肖恩？

554
00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:32,928
‎妈妈 我找到淑女了！

555
00:40:36,408 --> 00:40:37,368
‎你好！

556
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,288
‎你好！

557
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:45,728
‎妈 别让我走

558
00:40:48,128 --> 00:40:49,608
‎这是你爸的意思

559
00:40:54,048 --> 00:40:56,048
‎你们中的有一个要回家

560
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,648
‎你们不仅仅是在上菜…

561
00:41:09,288 --> 00:41:10,248
‎谁啊？

562
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:12,328
‎什么事？

563
00:41:16,528 --> 00:41:18,248
‎不光是费洛蒙的作用

564
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,688
‎我喜欢你

565
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,448
‎天啊 我感觉自己像个小女生

566
00:41:25,968 --> 00:41:27,968
‎我有这种感觉…

567
00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,168
‎已经很久了

568
00:41:32,808 --> 00:41:33,648
‎可是？

569
00:41:34,688 --> 00:41:35,688
‎可是

570
00:41:38,848 --> 00:41:41,688
‎我的儿子是我生命中最重要的人

571
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,368
‎他真的很喜欢你的女儿

572
00:41:45,648 --> 00:41:48,328
‎但我担心的是他发现了…

573
00:41:49,688 --> 00:41:51,848
‎我们在谈恋爱 他…

574
00:41:52,848 --> 00:41:54,048
‎永远也不会原谅我

575
00:41:54,608 --> 00:41:55,568
‎我明白

576
00:41:59,408 --> 00:42:00,448
‎这样最好

577
00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:15,968
‎你在做什么？

578
00:42:16,728 --> 00:42:18,248
‎我要买这些猫粮

579
00:42:18,688 --> 00:42:20,568
‎-我不知道你有只猫
‎-我没养

580
00:42:20,888 --> 00:42:22,848
‎我买这些猫粮是因为…

581
00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:25,088
‎我真的喜欢猫

582
00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:27,328
‎尤其是家猫

583
00:42:27,408 --> 00:42:29,768
‎比起狮子来说 我更喜欢它们

584
00:42:30,688 --> 00:42:32,088
‎这应该是段浪漫的话吧？

585
00:42:34,328 --> 00:42:35,168
‎是的

586
00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:38,928
‎后面有人在排队等呢！

587
00:42:39,968 --> 00:42:41,248
‎对不起 我…

588
00:42:41,928 --> 00:42:44,328
‎只需要一分钟
‎我们正在解决过去的错误

589
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,248
‎是的 我看到了

590
00:42:46,328 --> 00:42:47,528
‎这不招人喜欢

591
00:42:48,328 --> 00:42:49,168
‎惹人生气

592
00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:50,408
‎一会儿就好

593
00:42:50,488 --> 00:42:53,008
‎别用那种口气对我 小姑娘

594
00:42:53,408 --> 00:42:54,368
‎很粗鲁

595
00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:57,848
‎她不粗鲁 好吗？她只是很坦率

596
00:42:57,928 --> 00:43:00,968
‎她很粗鲁 你很可悲

597
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:02,648
‎现在是谁粗鲁啊？

598
00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:05,328
‎臭小子！

599
00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:07,928
‎她打了我

600
00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:12,128
‎这很勇敢 但也很软弱

601
00:43:13,288 --> 00:43:16,528
‎我15分钟后下班 我陪你走回家

602
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:29,328
‎集中精力！

603
00:43:46,328 --> 00:43:47,528
‎（县游泳锦标赛）

604
00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:54,008
‎预备…

605
00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:00,728
‎邮件到了！

606
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:07,128
‎一个小伙子送来的 人很瘦 面容憔悴

607
00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:11,928
‎他对我和杰弗里的婚姻问题
‎有一些有趣的想法

608
00:44:13,168 --> 00:44:14,088
‎谢谢

609
00:44:15,808 --> 00:44:17,968
‎-你看见我哥哥了吗？
‎-哦 是的

610
00:44:18,048 --> 00:44:20,088
‎他让我带话给你 说…

611
00:44:20,848 --> 00:44:24,368
‎“叫梅芙不要
‎再和一群怪人混在一起了

612
00:44:24,448 --> 00:44:26,968
‎总是谈论天体物理学之类的东东”

613
00:44:27,648 --> 00:44:29,048
‎大意就是这样

614
00:44:29,648 --> 00:44:31,168
‎他告诉你他要去哪里了吗？

615
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:33,848
‎他说他要去购物

616
00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,048
‎但是他随身带了一个大袋子

617
00:44:38,408 --> 00:44:40,048
‎好的 谢谢 辛西娅

618
00:44:41,688 --> 00:44:42,648
‎乔纳森

619
00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:49,968
‎加油 杰克逊！

620
00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:00,168
‎太棒了！

621
00:45:08,808 --> 00:45:10,208
‎我们知道你能做到！

622
00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:11,568
‎干得好

623
00:45:13,688 --> 00:45:14,688
‎她能留下来吗？

624
00:45:16,688 --> 00:45:17,808
‎我不接受贿赂

625
00:45:18,928 --> 00:45:21,168
‎我建议你忘掉梅芙·威利

626
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:24,448
‎他在那儿！

627
00:45:24,528 --> 00:45:26,608
‎杰克逊 干得好！

628
00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,808
‎干得好 宝贝！

629
00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:31,008
‎干得好！

630
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,768
‎梅芙 很抱歉伤害了你

631
00:45:54,848 --> 00:45:56,288
‎我背叛了你的信任

632
00:45:57,408 --> 00:45:59,488
‎只有你看到了我的内在

633
00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:02,048
‎以前我只是角落里被遗忘的人

634
00:46:02,128 --> 00:46:03,648
‎我以为自己无所谓

635
00:46:04,368 --> 00:46:07,648
‎后来我遇到你 才知道自己有优点

636
00:46:08,528 --> 00:46:11,888
‎希望你能原谅我 继续一起办诊所

637
00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:15,568
‎你是我认识的最聪明的人
‎这个奖是你的

638
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,728
‎（优胜者 梅芙·威利）

639
00:47:21,248 --> 00:47:24,008
‎好吧 听着…我有件事要告诉你

640
00:47:24,088 --> 00:47:26,168
‎实际上有一些事情

641
00:47:26,328 --> 00:47:27,408
‎所以…

642
00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:29,608
‎这是我的房子 你知道的

643
00:47:32,048 --> 00:47:32,968
‎我是个怪人

644
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:36,808
‎我想说 我很特别 如果你想和我一起

645
00:47:36,928 --> 00:47:38,648
‎我是说 不是女朋友那种…

646
00:47:38,728 --> 00:47:41,408
‎这太快了 我知道 别有压力

647
00:47:41,488 --> 00:47:42,328
‎只是…

648
00:47:42,408 --> 00:47:44,568
‎如果你想成为另一半 那么…

649
00:47:45,128 --> 00:47:47,248
‎听起来像婚姻 我不想结婚

650
00:47:47,328 --> 00:47:49,488
‎我是说 也许有一天 和对的人在一起

651
00:47:49,808 --> 00:47:52,008
‎可能是你
‎但不是以一种奇怪的方式 好吧

652
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,448
‎我无法呼吸

653
00:47:58,808 --> 00:48:00,128
‎我想说的是…

654
00:48:00,808 --> 00:48:05,168
‎我对这一切都很陌生 我需要慢慢来

655
00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:06,688
‎好的

656
00:48:08,488 --> 00:48:09,528
‎你想吻我吗？

657
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:14,568
‎是…是的 我想

658
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,808
‎那就闭嘴 吻我

659
00:48:59,128 --> 00:49:01,008
‎-我想…
‎-别说话

660
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,968
‎别破坏了氛围

661
00:49:04,688 --> 00:49:05,568
‎好

662
00:49:06,048 --> 00:49:07,128
‎给我发短信？

663
00:49:07,488 --> 00:49:08,608
‎-好
‎-那好

664
00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:16,328
‎哦 天啊！

665
00:49:28,128 --> 00:49:30,008
‎我要学学怎么玩结痂女王

666
00:49:30,088 --> 00:49:31,528
‎如果这是我做的最后一件事

667
00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:33,248
‎你会教我吗？

668
00:49:34,488 --> 00:49:35,448
‎好啊

669
00:49:43,128 --> 00:49:44,008
‎夫人

670
00:50:01,688 --> 00:50:02,688
‎拜托

671
00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:30,968
‎别这样

672
00:50:50,288 --> 00:50:51,128
‎好啊

673
00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:56,168
‎我操！

674
00:52:02,128 --> 00:52:05,888
‎字幕翻译：Jiao O.