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‎（MFJ心理學院，雷米米爾本
‎精神醫學碩士）

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‎我沒辦法不去想…

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‎想什麼？

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‎你

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‎都是些色情的想像

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‎這種狀況被稱為

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‎移情作用

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‎這很常見

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‎是可以解決的

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‎我們一起來解決

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‎我想解決它

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‎我也想做愛

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‎現在就要

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‎從前有一匹快樂的馬，名叫修伯特

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‎修伯特非常快樂
‎他會跑上一整天

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‎媽媽

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‎為什麼爸爸跟那女人脫光光？

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‎什麼意思，親愛的？

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‎爸爸跟那個女人
‎在他的辦公室裡脫光光

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‎我看到他們的屁股

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‎你知道什麼是性愛嗎，歐帝斯？

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‎性愛就是男人把陰莖放進女人的陰道

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‎會痛嗎？

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‎有可能會痛

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‎性愛可以很美好

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‎但也可能造成巨大傷痛

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‎一個不小心

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‎還能摧毀人生

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‎快樂的修伯特要去參加快樂馬兒節

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‎去見所有快樂的朋友…

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎艾瑞克！

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‎你看起來…

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‎很正常

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‎我本來想說“很棒”的

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‎你的瘀青好多了

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‎就跟你說腳踏車很危險吧

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‎大家都別看了

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‎來吃飯吧

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‎親愛的天父

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‎感謝祢賜給我們生命

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‎感謝祢賜給我們食物
‎奉主聖名，阿們

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‎-阿們
‎-阿們

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‎真是忙翻了，明天又有一場TED演講

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‎接著立刻就是巡迴簽書會

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‎第一站是拉斯維加斯
‎那是個瘋狂的城市

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‎你最近好嗎？

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‎我很好，非常好

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‎只是…

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‎過度補償只是在
‎掩飾你潛意識中的弱點，歐帝斯

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‎來吧

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‎跟老爸聊一聊吧

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‎我…

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‎我跟我最好的朋友吵架了

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‎他說了一些話…

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‎我們都說了一些話，然後…

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‎其實…沒什麼

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‎我沒事

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‎別這樣嘛

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‎你想說什麼？

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‎你幾歲脫離處子之身的？

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‎確切來說，是我15歲生日的

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‎2天後

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‎你還是處男，這…

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‎這很好啊

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‎沒有什麼不好的

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‎我只是…

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‎我…

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‎我甚至沒辦法…

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‎我進度遠遠落後其他同學

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‎聽著，第一次做的時候

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‎可能會滿糟的

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‎好事多磨

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‎你要問的是“我還在等什麼？”

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‎其實有點像跳傘

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‎在某個時機點，你就必須…

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‎把自己丟下飛機

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‎所以我應該直接跳下去？

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‎沒錯

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‎狠狠地正面迎擊

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‎你爸怎麼樣？

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‎還好

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‎你有沒有跟他說你跟艾瑞克吵架了？

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‎不要掩飾自己的內疚

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‎媽！

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‎你們聊了什麼？

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‎父子間的對話

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‎很好，傑克森！再加把勁！

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‎動作快！

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‎痛苦是短暫的

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‎榮耀是永恆的，傑克森！

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‎不！

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‎完全不對！

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‎你的划手都錯了！

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‎技巧都沒了

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‎我們到底還要重來幾遍？

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‎好了，聽著，不要分心了

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‎你要集中精神

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‎我很集中了

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‎聽著，你有一輩子可以交女朋友

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‎郡預賽就要到了，接著是全國大賽

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‎記住，成功者永不放棄

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‎-放棄者永不成功
‎-再游一趟

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‎長號男，你怎麼了？
‎被掰直了嗎？

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‎你看起來糟透了

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‎我想和歐帝斯聊聊

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‎-跟凱爾出問題了？
‎-不，我現在和史蒂夫在一起

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‎史蒂夫是誰？

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‎倒三角史蒂夫？

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‎絕對是一個猛男

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‎-不錯喔
‎-是啊

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‎我會幫妳預約的

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‎妳第一堂課在圖書館吧？

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‎太好了！幫我還回去

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‎對了，還有逾期金要繳

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‎我喜歡幫助別人

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‎給我幾本

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‎走吧

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‎嗨，梅芙

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‎嗨

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-好極了

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‎-我很好
‎-好的

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‎走路看路！

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‎抱歉

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‎吵架了？

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‎他不跟我講話

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‎大家早安

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‎今天要先宣布一件特別事項

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‎本年度高中作文大賽的得主已出爐

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‎這次的

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‎得獎主是…

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‎亞當葛洛夫

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‎讓我們來…

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‎讓我們掌聲恭喜亞當
‎歡迎他來到台上

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‎他將為我們朗讀

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‎他的得獎文章

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‎（摩爾戴高中）

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‎朗斯頓…

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‎朗斯頓休斯寫了一首詩《夢》

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‎他說“請擁抱夢想

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‎如果夢想死去

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‎人生就是折翼的鳥

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‎再也不能飛翔”

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‎約瑟夫康門

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‎-康…
‎-康拉德

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‎康拉德

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‎約瑟夫康拉德說對了

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‎我們獨自做著夢

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‎活在這世上

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‎10年中‎…

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‎我希望能擁有雙臂…

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‎你午餐後能不能
‎去科學實驗室找艾咪？

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‎她跟史蒂夫有些床事問題

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‎史蒂夫是誰？

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‎倒三角史蒂夫，長得像甜筒那位

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‎-我知道了，好，科學實驗室
‎-對

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‎-我會去的
‎-很好

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‎盡量別提到你是處男

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‎處男當然很好，不是什麼大問題

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‎但可能會嚴重影響我們的生意

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‎-沒問題，我不會告訴任何人的
‎-很好

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‎-晚點見
‎-再見

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‎要跟我做愛嗎？

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‎純炮友關係

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‎我只想要一樣東西

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‎-你的老二
‎-我有女朋友了，抱歉

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‎-你好啊
‎-妳好

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‎男生們都怎麼了？

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‎突然這麼有原則

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‎我考慮了妳的

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‎提議

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‎-如果妳還有興趣…
‎-有

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‎太好了！

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‎先說清楚，我並不是想跟你做愛

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‎-只要有老二的男人就行
‎-這也…

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‎太給我面子了

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‎我也是這麼想的

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‎純粹…講求實用性

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‎-這禮拜找一天？
‎-今晚

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‎你家見，我帶保險套

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‎-你帶潤滑液
‎-不…

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‎妳好

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‎你好

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‎我來裝水龍頭

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‎是

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‎-怕妳忘了
‎-沒有

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‎我沒忘

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‎好的

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‎那麼…

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‎-廁所
‎-對

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‎你可以先來看另一樣東西嗎？

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‎妳兒子很生氣喔

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‎-是吧？
‎-其實…

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‎-他平常很能控制情緒的
‎-好的

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‎我有兩個正值青春期的女兒

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‎她們以前是天使

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‎現在都成了惡魔

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‎來自地獄的惡魔

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‎我很愛她們

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‎同時又不怎麼喜歡她們

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‎這個嘛…

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‎青春期是發展過程中一個混亂的階段

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‎妳也不喜歡妳兒子嗎？

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‎你這措辭相當強烈

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‎妳都這樣閃避問題的嗎？

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‎當然不是

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‎好

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‎好的

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‎我偶爾會不喜歡我兒子

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‎他以前是很可愛的

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‎非常有愛心

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‎現在他都不跟我分享心事了

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‎我明白這是青春期的正常現象

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‎渴望取得自主權

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‎我只是沒料到會這麼難受

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‎我們永遠都不能讓他們知道
‎他們讓我們感到多麼的寂寞

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‎衣櫥沒救了，我來修廁所吧

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‎艾咪

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‎妳怎麼了？

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‎我當時和史蒂夫在做愛

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‎本來一切都很正常的，直到…

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‎要不要射在我臉上？

223
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,088
‎不太想

224
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,448
‎為什麼？

225
00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,168
‎我喜歡妳的臉

226
00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:26,728
‎那要射在我胸部上嗎？

227
00:14:27,808 --> 00:14:28,808
‎你不想射在胸部上嗎？

228
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,208
‎抱歉，可以停下來嗎？

229
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,888
‎-我做錯什麼了嗎？
‎-沒有

230
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:34,768
‎只是…妳真的想要我射在妳臉上？

231
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:35,688
‎對啊

232
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:37,848
‎應該是吧

233
00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,248
‎感覺像是在表演

234
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,288
‎告訴我妳想要什麼

235
00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:45,048
‎我不知道自己要什麼

236
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,928
‎從來沒人問過我要什麼

237
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:52,128
‎史蒂夫說他要女生也享受性愛

238
00:14:52,488 --> 00:14:54,248
‎他說他看得出來我在裝

239
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,208
‎-妳有裝嗎？
‎-有啊

240
00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:57,648
‎我都是裝的

241
00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,888
‎也許妳該想想看

242
00:15:02,128 --> 00:15:04,648
‎自己喜歡做些什麼

243
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,408
‎當妳一個人的時候

244
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:08,528
‎我才不做那種事

245
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,248
‎妳不會…

246
00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:13,968
‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然

247
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,568
‎我一直都有男朋友

248
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:16,968
‎這個嘛…

249
00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:21,408
‎相較於男性
‎女性傾向對自慰感到羞恥

250
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:25,728
‎覺得那是禁忌或是不純潔

251
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,808
‎事實並非如此

252
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:30,888
‎當然

253
00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,608
‎有些男人…

254
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,408
‎對場所也有同樣的感覺

255
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,728
‎那跟我有什麼關係？

256
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,008
‎沒有，只是…

257
00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:40,968
‎我想表達的是

258
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,888
‎在妳去找史蒂夫之前
‎應該先弄清楚…

259
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:46,728
‎妳喜歡什麼…

260
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:48,888
‎妳的身體喜歡什麼

261
00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,688
‎所以你要我自慰？

262
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,048
‎對

263
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,248
‎停！

264
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:12,448
‎誰沒跟上拍子？

265
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:15,648
‎沒人是吧？

266
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,008
‎好，這次就饒了你

267
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,728
‎我會用耳朵緊盯著你

268
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:23,528
‎這是不可能的

269
00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,608
‎我們再來一次，一、二、三…

270
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:35,528
‎停，到底怎麼了？

271
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:37,288
‎-跟我說說
‎-是長號男

272
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,488
‎他很爛

273
00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:40,408
‎這樣很傷人，內維爾

274
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:43,488
‎艾瑞克需要我們的支持

275
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,208
‎你很爵士，艾瑞克很爵士

276
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:47,368
‎我也很爵士

277
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:48,608
‎好嗎？

278
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,728
‎小艾，今天怎麼了？

279
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:53,368
‎老師，他在浪費大家的時間

280
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,328
‎好吧

281
00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:58,768
‎我走

282
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:01,488
‎冷靜點，小艾

283
00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:03,088
‎我叫艾瑞克！

284
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,608
‎別再假裝自己很酷了

285
00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:08,408
‎你就是個酗酒的音樂老師
‎自以為懂爵士

286
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,488
‎你是一場悲劇

287
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:12,288
‎我不喜歡你這口氣

288
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:16,288
‎-艾瑞克，回來…
‎-把你的髒手拿開！

289
00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:39,248
‎長號男怎麼了？

290
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,448
‎可能想耍帥吧

291
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:56,008
‎艾瑞克

292
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,448
‎艾瑞克埃費安請到校長室

293
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,568
‎艾瑞克埃費安請到校長室

294
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,168
‎你覺得亞當的作文怎麼樣？

295
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,448
‎我當時根本沒在聽

296
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,848
‎我在想著比賽…

297
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:38,008
‎說到這個

298
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,688
‎我接下來幾週需要集中精神

299
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:43,608
‎所以可能沒辦法常陪妳

300
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,168
‎抱歉讓妳無聊了

301
00:18:47,008 --> 00:18:48,928
‎我們又沒結婚，沒事的

302
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,928
‎我馬上回來

303
00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:10,128
‎青蛙臉，想我嗎？

304
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,408
‎我看我還是…

305
00:19:12,488 --> 00:19:13,568
‎你幹嘛惹我女朋友？

306
00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:15,248
‎-女朋友？
‎-住手！

307
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:17,368
‎不好意思，這蠢蛋是誰？

308
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:18,968
‎-我哥
‎-什麼？

309
00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:21,888
‎老妹，妳沒跟道明寺提過我？

310
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,288
‎-你死到哪了？
‎-休士頓

311
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,768
‎德州，我想當太空人

312
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,208
‎我鑰匙弄丟了

313
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:47,408
‎我不知道妳有哥哥

314
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,128
‎你現在知道了

315
00:19:58,288 --> 00:19:59,448
‎停學處分

316
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,448
‎這學期都留校察看

317
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,488
‎你到底在想什麼？

318
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:14,328
‎至少沒被退學

319
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:15,888
‎那不是重點

320
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,048
‎有人要傷害你嗎？

321
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,768
‎我只是受夠‎…

322
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,528
‎被大家瞧不起

323
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,568
‎我們也是啊

324
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:44,528
‎但你不能到處亂打人

325
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:48,448
‎-是你要我硬起來
‎-不是像那樣

326
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,848
‎你想成為怎樣的男人？

327
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:04,168
‎你想要我成為怎樣的男人，爸？

328
00:21:19,608 --> 00:21:20,528
‎我…

329
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,208
‎我知道亞當的作文是妳寫的

330
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:25,128
‎-我不知道妳在說什麼
‎-是嗎？

331
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,368
‎這麼肯定就去告訴校長啊

332
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:32,048
‎然後害妳被退學？
‎我不覺得那是妳要的

333
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:33,208
‎聽著

334
00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:37,128
‎很多人都擁有知識

335
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:39,048
‎有想法的人卻很少

336
00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:40,488
‎妳有自己獨到的想法

337
00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:42,568
‎我不需要什麼勵志演說
‎ 謝謝老師

338
00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:45,088
‎我要妳考慮一下摩爾戴高中資優計畫

339
00:21:45,528 --> 00:21:47,888
‎可以幫妳獲得大學獎學金

340
00:21:49,128 --> 00:21:50,808
‎想一想再來找我

341
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:21,408
‎來吧

342
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,008
‎妳喜歡

343
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,168
‎漫畫嗎？

344
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:37,488
‎抱歉

345
00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:40,368
‎這真是…我需要安全暗號

346
00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:42,968
‎紅鶴

347
00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:46,648
‎我沒什麼經驗

348
00:22:47,088 --> 00:22:47,928
‎我也是

349
00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:49,488
‎所以我們才在這裡

350
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,648
‎我知道，只是…

351
00:22:52,848 --> 00:22:53,768
‎我需要

352
00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:56,648
‎慢慢來

353
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,088
‎對

354
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:02,408
‎你有什麼音樂嗎？

355
00:23:02,488 --> 00:23:04,808
‎幫助進入狀況

356
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,168
‎鯨歌可以幫助我入睡

357
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:31,808
‎你知不知道鯨魚做愛只有35秒？

358
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:33,448
‎還滿奇怪的

359
00:23:34,008 --> 00:23:37,448
‎因為牠們的陰莖有2公尺長

360
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,608
‎牠們的精液應該可以淹死人

361
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:43,088
‎好極了

362
00:23:44,488 --> 00:23:47,288
‎我們要放多慢？
‎我已經準備好了

363
00:23:53,088 --> 00:23:54,888
‎（尋狗啟事）

364
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,728
‎（恭喜亞當！）

365
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,728
‎驚喜！

366
00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:19,248
‎你這小天才

367
00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:20,688
‎沒事的，親愛的

368
00:24:20,768 --> 00:24:22,288
‎我們想慶祝一下

369
00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:24,248
‎我真為你感到驕傲

370
00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:25,568
‎謝謝，媽

371
00:24:27,728 --> 00:24:28,808
‎我們都很驕傲吧？

372
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:30,128
‎當然！

373
00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:33,768
‎當然，我有說了

374
00:24:34,048 --> 00:24:35,088
‎我們都很驕傲

375
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,568
‎嗨，傑佛瑞

376
00:24:54,488 --> 00:24:56,728
‎別擔心，我保證週末就會付房租

377
00:24:57,008 --> 00:24:58,648
‎沒事，梅芙小姐
‎你哥已經付錢了

378
00:24:59,008 --> 00:24:59,968
‎有趣的傢伙

379
00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:12,888
‎我在找我的婚戒

380
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,288
‎我和辛西亞又吵架了

381
00:25:16,888 --> 00:25:18,728
‎我去刺青了，我以為她會喜歡

382
00:25:19,688 --> 00:25:20,568
‎還不錯吧？

383
00:25:20,648 --> 00:25:21,488
‎（辛西亞）

384
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,808
‎確實，很特別

385
00:25:27,888 --> 00:25:29,208
‎-再見，傑佛瑞
‎-再見

386
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,728
‎鬆餅，妳的最愛…

387
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,768
‎你以為這可以彌補不告而別？

388
00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:49,248
‎-巧克力豆鬆餅
‎-我醒來你就不見了

389
00:25:49,328 --> 00:25:51,848
‎我要把巧克力豆排成笑臉

390
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,488
‎-就像妳5歲時常做的…
‎-你消失了4個月，西恩

391
00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:55,888
‎我擔心得要死

392
00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,328
‎我知道自己很混帳，好嗎？

393
00:25:57,768 --> 00:25:59,008
‎我當時遇到麻煩了

394
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,808
‎我幫一個人賣東西

395
00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:02,408
‎-我就知道
‎-不是毒品！

396
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,568
‎我已經不碰毒品了

397
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,448
‎總而言之

398
00:26:06,728 --> 00:26:08,648
‎大約一千英鎊的耐吉贓物

399
00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:11,088
‎那晚消息不清不楚，我又喝得爛醉

400
00:26:11,168 --> 00:26:13,088
‎導致大批貨物遺失

401
00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:15,888
‎供應商又氣又兇狠

402
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:19,728
‎所以我不得不消失

403
00:26:19,888 --> 00:26:21,528
‎真的很抱歉

404
00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:22,688
‎你總是這麼說

405
00:26:30,408 --> 00:26:31,888
‎那你幹嘛回來？你要錢嗎？

406
00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:35,648
‎我還是走吧

407
00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,528
‎-真是太蠢了
‎-你要去哪裡？德州？

408
00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:41,488
‎妳知道俄羅斯也有太空人訓練嗎？

409
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,168
‎雖然那裡的天氣

410
00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:46,768
‎和人權問題都很糟糕

411
00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:49,208
‎但他們的火箭很棒

412
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:53,608
‎鬆餅上最好有奶油

413
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,688
‎妳當我是誰？

414
00:26:57,088 --> 00:26:58,048
‎外行的？

415
00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:57,888
‎我要吃烤麵餅

416
00:28:06,368 --> 00:28:07,408
‎這實在太慢了

417
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:11,528
‎我只是…

418
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:14,248
‎我覺得我們可以近一步親密接觸了

419
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:16,848
‎我們已經牽了45分鐘的手

420
00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:20,048
‎我知道要怎麼牽手，我是來做愛的

421
00:28:21,248 --> 00:28:22,528
‎我們來試點別的吧？

422
00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:23,968
‎我可以幫你口交

423
00:28:25,928 --> 00:28:28,648
‎我們可以輕輕地擁抱

424
00:28:28,728 --> 00:28:29,968
‎輕輕地擁抱？

425
00:28:30,328 --> 00:28:31,168
‎就是…

426
00:28:33,568 --> 00:28:34,408
‎輕輕地

427
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:35,888
‎我用手幫你？

428
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,128
‎-你可以幫我口交
‎-沒辦法

429
00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:39,368
‎你到底想不想做？

430
00:28:41,528 --> 00:28:42,448
‎再見

431
00:28:44,408 --> 00:28:45,248
‎等等！

432
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:55,448
‎你很性感

433
00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:08,488
‎妳也很性感

434
00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:09,808
‎我知道

435
00:29:12,768 --> 00:29:13,888
‎捏我的奶頭

436
00:29:15,768 --> 00:29:16,608
‎像這樣嗎？

437
00:29:19,328 --> 00:29:21,848
‎這是我的週五歌單

438
00:30:07,528 --> 00:30:08,368
‎我的天

439
00:30:19,888 --> 00:30:20,728
‎妳在寫作

440
00:30:21,368 --> 00:30:22,208
‎對

441
00:30:22,368 --> 00:30:24,928
‎-試著寫點東西
‎-很好啊

442
00:30:25,368 --> 00:30:26,208
‎沒錯

443
00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:27,608
‎廁所修好了

444
00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:29,528
‎太好了

445
00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:32,088
‎-要不要來看看？
‎-當然

446
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:39,168
‎抱歉，你身上有一坨毛

447
00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:40,968
‎妳又要聞我的頭了嗎？

448
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,968
‎沒有，你身上有毛

449
00:30:45,048 --> 00:30:46,408
‎我看到了

450
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:48,528
‎謝謝妳幫我拿掉這坨

451
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:50,288
‎毛

452
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,328
‎聽著

453
00:30:57,568 --> 00:31:01,128
‎我們明顯深受彼此吸引

454
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,288
‎簡單來說

455
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,488
‎就是費洛蒙在做怪

456
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:07,608
‎-是嗎？
‎-是

457
00:31:08,008 --> 00:31:09,528
‎只有一成的男人

458
00:31:09,608 --> 00:31:12,768
‎有足夠的雄酮

459
00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:16,808
‎這種費洛蒙使人變得性感

460
00:31:16,968 --> 00:31:18,048
‎這些…

461
00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:24,248
‎這些男人甚至不需要有好看的外表

462
00:31:24,328 --> 00:31:26,208
‎-費洛蒙…
‎-對

463
00:31:28,248 --> 00:31:31,448
‎它們發出了強大的

464
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,328
‎吸引訊號

465
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,128
‎好的

466
00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:49,368
‎可以摸你的陰莖嗎？

467
00:31:59,928 --> 00:32:01,088
‎停，放開我！

468
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,088
‎紅鶴！

469
00:32:04,808 --> 00:32:05,888
‎叫我媽來

470
00:32:06,088 --> 00:32:07,888
‎-叫我媽來！
‎-你媽？

471
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:15,968
‎一、二、三

472
00:32:16,048 --> 00:32:18,928
‎四、五、六、七…

473
00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:23,888
‎你就是忍不住吧？

474
00:32:23,968 --> 00:32:26,488
‎妳為什麼老是要小題大作？

475
00:32:27,248 --> 00:32:29,288
‎你把老二放到她身體裡！

476
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:31,328
‎妳簡直是個瘋婆娘！

477
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,688
‎還不是你害的！

478
00:32:35,128 --> 00:32:37,288
‎妳這樣我沒辦法跟妳在一起

479
00:32:37,368 --> 00:32:39,128
‎-別走！
‎-我要走了！

480
00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:41,328
‎歐帝斯

481
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,048
‎親愛的

482
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,688
‎你們幹嘛盯著我看？

483
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,288
‎你嚇到大家了，親愛的

484
00:32:49,488 --> 00:32:50,728
‎到底發生什麼事了？

485
00:32:51,368 --> 00:32:53,928
‎我們本來要做愛
‎可能對他來說太刺激了

486
00:32:54,088 --> 00:32:56,128
‎我沒事，只是…

487
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,488
‎太熱了

488
00:33:07,808 --> 00:33:10,968
‎妳不會真的在跟道明寺交往吧？

489
00:33:11,088 --> 00:33:12,048
‎我是啊，怎麼了？

490
00:33:12,888 --> 00:33:16,888
‎他看起來很嚴肅

491
00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:19,768
‎好啦

492
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,648
‎跟我說說妳的白馬王子

493
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:24,528
‎他人很好

494
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,248
‎他人很好？

495
00:33:27,328 --> 00:33:29,088
‎-就這樣？
‎-不，他…

496
00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:31,088
‎他是游泳隊的

497
00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:33,288
‎他有一個很棒的家庭

498
00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:35,288
‎在學校表現也很好

499
00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:39,088
‎他真的是個好男生

500
00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:41,608
‎我為妳感到開心

501
00:33:42,448 --> 00:33:43,328
‎看來是這樣

502
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:48,648
‎喂？

503
00:33:49,968 --> 00:33:51,088
‎沒錯

504
00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:52,448
‎好的

505
00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:54,408
‎好

506
00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:57,288
‎不，我馬上到

507
00:33:57,608 --> 00:33:59,168
‎好，再見

508
00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:02,768
‎一個老朋友打來的，我很快就回來

509
00:34:03,328 --> 00:34:07,128
‎能不能借我10英鎊？

510
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,448
‎我發誓一找到新工作就會還妳

511
00:34:11,928 --> 00:34:14,248
‎-童子軍誓言
‎-你又沒當過童子軍

512
00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:17,808
‎-我包包口袋裡
‎-謝謝妳

513
00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:27,648
‎很高興能回來，青蛙臉

514
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,888
‎再搞失蹤我就戳瞎你

515
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,528
‎跟大家說說你的作文吧

516
00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:47,928
‎那是一篇很長的作文
‎沒人想聽的，很無聊

517
00:34:48,248 --> 00:34:50,288
‎才不會，我們都想聽

518
00:34:52,968 --> 00:34:56,208
‎跟我們說說朗斯頓休斯那句引言
‎好有智慧

519
00:34:57,368 --> 00:34:58,928
‎朗斯頓休斯是誰？

520
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:02,568
‎朗斯頓休斯…

521
00:35:04,328 --> 00:35:06,168
‎朗斯頓休斯是非常有名的…

522
00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:14,848
‎高爾夫球員

523
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,008
‎我以為他是詩人

524
00:35:24,808 --> 00:35:25,968
‎亞當就是這樣

525
00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:28,288
‎-愛開玩笑
‎-是啊

526
00:35:35,128 --> 00:35:37,008
‎葛樂娜西抵達了薩克星球

527
00:35:37,088 --> 00:35:39,568
‎那裡由變種人統治
‎他們的舌頭都成了外陰

528
00:35:39,648 --> 00:35:42,368
‎她在那裡遇見索泰王
‎她本來很瞧不起他

529
00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:44,808
‎因為索泰王在天社一戰爭中

530
00:35:45,008 --> 00:35:46,448
‎殺光了她的家人

531
00:35:46,528 --> 00:35:49,368
‎但他答應當她的性奴，她就原諒了他

532
00:35:49,608 --> 00:35:51,528
‎葛樂娜西有點淫蕩

533
00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:53,768
‎好的

534
00:35:54,368 --> 00:35:55,208
‎很好

535
00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:01,248
‎抱歉一切不如預期

536
00:36:02,688 --> 00:36:05,808
‎其實我的期望低到不能再低

537
00:36:06,928 --> 00:36:08,288
‎我不覺得你準備好了

538
00:36:12,368 --> 00:36:13,848
‎希望妳找到準備好的人

539
00:36:14,288 --> 00:36:15,688
‎我也希望

540
00:36:24,608 --> 00:36:27,088
‎小偷，你的鎖怎麼樣？

541
00:36:28,928 --> 00:36:32,248
‎很好啊，它改變了我的人生

542
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:33,448
‎那是你女朋友？

543
00:36:34,408 --> 00:36:37,048
‎不，當然不是

544
00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:39,728
‎我注定要單身一輩子了

545
00:36:41,008 --> 00:36:42,768
‎妳爸在裡面，要叫他嗎？

546
00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:44,088
‎不用麻煩了

547
00:36:48,968 --> 00:36:50,408
‎我覺得我爸喜歡你媽

548
00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:52,368
‎他今天早上換了三次襯衫

549
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:53,648
‎而且上了太多鬍後水

550
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,848
‎我媽不交男朋友的

551
00:36:56,128 --> 00:36:57,088
‎她是男性殺手

552
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,728
‎這樣形容你媽滿詭異的

553
00:36:59,808 --> 00:37:02,328
‎妳載妳爸到處去也滿詭異的

554
00:37:02,728 --> 00:37:04,848
‎-他沒有駕照嗎？
‎-他是酒鬼

555
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,648
‎抱歉，我真是太蠢了
‎我不是…

556
00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:12,928
‎鬧著你玩的

557
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,528
‎他超速被抓了太多次

558
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,888
‎駕照被吊銷半年

559
00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:21,568
‎早上我妹載他，下午和晚上換我

560
00:37:22,688 --> 00:37:25,928
‎好像妳才是家長
‎他是毛茸茸的巨大幼兒

561
00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,008
‎是啊

562
00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,808
‎要不要一起出去玩？

563
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:37,328
‎我覺得你很有趣，我想跟你出去玩

564
00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:40,248
‎-好啊
‎-手機給我

565
00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:47,368
‎如果你想出去玩就打給我

566
00:37:51,248 --> 00:37:52,088
‎太棒了

567
00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,488
‎-好
‎-很好

568
00:37:56,768 --> 00:37:57,608
‎再見

569
00:38:01,128 --> 00:38:02,368
‎不要按喇叭了！

570
00:38:02,888 --> 00:38:03,808
‎我來了！

571
00:38:04,128 --> 00:38:04,968
‎抱歉

572
00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:14,928
‎我們該找個時間聊聊費洛蒙

573
00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:17,728
‎謝謝你

574
00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:20,248
‎幫我修東西

575
00:38:25,288 --> 00:38:26,848
‎很高興遇見妳，珍

576
00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,088
‎我也很高興認識你，雅各布

577
00:38:31,968 --> 00:38:32,808
‎你好

578
00:38:34,928 --> 00:38:35,768
‎謝謝了

579
00:38:51,568 --> 00:38:52,568
‎妳最愛的

580
00:39:04,688 --> 00:39:07,128
‎我曾讓妳想起爸嗎？

581
00:39:10,088 --> 00:39:10,928
‎偶爾

582
00:39:13,288 --> 00:39:14,728
‎但只讓我想起他的好

583
00:39:23,048 --> 00:39:23,888
‎來吧

584
00:39:33,928 --> 00:39:35,448
‎親愛的，何不邀艾瑞克來玩？

585
00:39:40,328 --> 00:39:42,288
‎我不覺得他會原諒我

586
00:39:43,368 --> 00:39:46,048
‎他當然會了，你要繼續努力

587
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,328
‎讓他知道你是真心的

588
00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,128
‎你們在渾然不知的情況下
‎又會是朋友了

589
00:39:56,008 --> 00:39:56,848
‎等著看吧

590
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:06,928
‎好

591
00:40:08,088 --> 00:40:09,208
‎我馬上回來

592
00:40:12,648 --> 00:40:13,528
‎我…

593
00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:16,528
‎我不知道剛才發生什麼了

594
00:40:17,808 --> 00:40:20,248
‎看起來是很大的進展

595
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,088
‎沒有要刺探的意思…

596
00:40:24,728 --> 00:40:26,968
‎我只想確定你沒事

597
00:40:29,808 --> 00:40:30,648
‎我沒事

598
00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:53,688
‎我是艾瑞克，抱歉沒接到電話
‎再打給我吧

599
00:41:07,608 --> 00:41:09,248
‎（歐帝斯：嗨，歐拉）

600
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,008
‎快啊，傑克森

601
00:41:25,408 --> 00:41:26,488
‎向前推進！

602
00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:27,968
‎保持速度！

603
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,488
‎來吧，衝啊！

604
00:41:30,768 --> 00:41:34,248
‎太好了！

605
00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:35,888
‎讚！

606
00:41:35,968 --> 00:41:37,088
‎幹得好！

607
00:41:37,568 --> 00:41:38,688
‎太棒了

608
00:41:40,048 --> 00:41:40,888
‎翻轉

609
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,368
‎看看這時間

610
00:42:07,888 --> 00:42:10,128
‎-嗨，我們可以聊聊嗎？
‎-你要打我嗎？

611
00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,608
‎-不是
‎-我來猜猜

612
00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:14,328
‎純粹是我那天太倒楣？

613
00:42:15,288 --> 00:42:18,968
‎我以為那樣會很爽，結果沒有

614
00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:21,288
‎打爆另一位同性戀，幹得太好了

615
00:42:21,368 --> 00:42:22,808
‎我很抱歉

616
00:42:26,928 --> 00:42:30,128
‎如果能讓你好過點
‎我趁機跟我媽出櫃了

617
00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:31,648
‎她不知道？

618
00:42:33,608 --> 00:42:34,608
‎我以為你早就公開了

619
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,128
‎你錯了

620
00:42:37,648 --> 00:42:39,608
‎她現在以為你是恐同人士

621
00:42:40,568 --> 00:42:42,448
‎如果有印度女人用鄙視的眼神看你

622
00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:44,208
‎別放在心上，知道嗎？

623
00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,568
‎所以我揍了你的臉

624
00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:50,088
‎也毀了我們在一起的機會？

625
00:42:50,448 --> 00:42:51,488
‎拜託

626
00:42:52,368 --> 00:42:54,568
‎我這種美男子才不是你的菜

627
00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,808
‎好好享受停學吧，喇叭男

628
00:42:58,808 --> 00:42:59,808
‎我的菜是什麼？

629
00:43:00,368 --> 00:43:01,568
‎我們不是朋友

630
00:43:11,128 --> 00:43:11,968
‎艾咪？

631
00:43:12,768 --> 00:43:15,208
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-我整晚都在自慰

632
00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:17,208
‎我吃了四包烤麵餅

633
00:43:17,288 --> 00:43:19,088
‎我的陰蒂都快掉下來了

634
00:43:19,488 --> 00:43:21,048
‎不過我也知道自己要什麼了

635
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:23,248
‎真是太好了

636
00:43:26,488 --> 00:43:27,968
‎我得去找史蒂夫

637
00:43:49,648 --> 00:43:50,888
‎真是不可思議

638
00:43:51,688 --> 00:43:52,568
‎是啊

639
00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:56,728
‎說到這，艾咪現在叫你性愛大師

640
00:43:57,128 --> 00:43:59,328
‎並不是那麼回事

641
00:44:00,288 --> 00:44:01,128
‎拿去吧

642
00:44:08,848 --> 00:44:10,208
‎我哥回來了

643
00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:12,048
‎真的？

644
00:44:12,568 --> 00:44:13,688
‎這是好事還是壞事？

645
00:44:13,768 --> 00:44:14,688
‎之後就知道了

646
00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,088
‎我很喜歡妳的作文

647
00:44:20,168 --> 00:44:21,928
‎-你又沒看過
‎-對

648
00:44:22,008 --> 00:44:23,408
‎但我聽過

649
00:44:24,408 --> 00:44:26,448
‎“我們獨自做著夢，活在這世上”

650
00:44:27,128 --> 00:44:29,728
‎-好淒涼
‎-看你用什麼觀點

651
00:44:31,888 --> 00:44:33,448
‎你怎麼知道是我寫的？

652
00:44:34,008 --> 00:44:36,448
‎亞當以為《皆大歡喜》是傑斯的歌

653
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:39,328
‎而且只有妳能把夢想的主題

654
00:44:39,408 --> 00:44:41,128
‎寫成存在焦慮

655
00:44:42,568 --> 00:44:44,128
‎悲觀主義終將獲勝

656
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:46,808
‎這是一場長期抗戰

657
00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:53,968
‎那獎盃應該是妳的

658
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,088
‎下次別讓給別人了

659
00:44:57,448 --> 00:44:59,008
‎-晚點見
‎-再見

660
00:45:00,488 --> 00:45:01,808
‎-珊茲老師
‎-嗨

661
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:04,568
‎要怎麼申請那個資優計畫？

662
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:08,128
‎我會查清楚要準備什麼
‎很高興妳接受了我的建議

663
00:45:15,568 --> 00:45:16,528
‎進來

664
00:45:19,928 --> 00:45:20,768
‎你好

665
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:24,808
‎我們必須談談

666
00:45:25,688 --> 00:45:26,728
‎亞當的作文

667
00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:28,608
‎怎麼了？

668
00:45:29,088 --> 00:45:30,808
‎你覺得像是亞當寫的嗎？

669
00:45:32,048 --> 00:45:35,928
‎妳在暗示
‎我不知道自己兒子是什麼樣？

670
00:45:36,128 --> 00:45:39,448
‎我是在暗示有人幫他寫作文

671
00:45:42,568 --> 00:45:45,128
‎珊茲老師，我們可以之後再討論嗎？

672
00:45:46,088 --> 00:45:48,528
‎-我開會要遲到了
‎-沒問題

673
00:45:48,608 --> 00:45:50,048
‎我們之後再討論

674
00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:05,768
‎聽好了，我想要這樣

675
00:46:06,088 --> 00:46:07,768
‎我要你用左手拇指按摩我的陰蒂

676
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,088
‎由慢轉快，但不要太快

677
00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,328
‎當我開始發抖時

678
00:46:11,408 --> 00:46:13,568
‎對我耳朵吹氣，然後好戲就上場了

679
00:46:14,088 --> 00:46:14,968
‎交給我

680
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:21,408
‎我跟你說，她以前超大隻
‎你絕對認不出來

681
00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:22,928
‎你可以推著她滾來滾去

682
00:46:23,008 --> 00:46:25,688
‎只有這樣才能移動她

683
00:46:26,048 --> 00:46:27,048
‎她沒辦法走路

684
00:46:27,408 --> 00:46:29,568
‎你又不能抱她起來，她太重了

685
00:46:30,368 --> 00:46:32,328
‎西恩在跟我說妳嬰兒時期有多胖

686
00:46:32,408 --> 00:46:34,208
‎我媽以前都叫她米其林寶寶

687
00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:36,208
‎真是太有趣了

688
00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:37,768
‎你不是要練習？

689
00:46:38,488 --> 00:46:41,128
‎翹掉了，想來找妳

690
00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:42,328
‎可以嗎？

691
00:46:43,688 --> 00:46:44,888
‎當然

692
00:46:45,168 --> 00:46:48,128
‎妳可不可以幫我們拿幾瓶啤酒？

693
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,008
‎不行，傑克森訓練的時候不喝酒

694
00:46:51,088 --> 00:46:52,248
‎道明寺是禁酒主義者？

695
00:46:52,728 --> 00:46:53,768
‎-對
‎-來嘛

696
00:46:53,848 --> 00:46:54,808
‎你有放鬆過嗎？

697
00:46:54,888 --> 00:46:56,728
‎-西恩…
‎-別這樣，問個問題罷了

698
00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,048
‎沒關係，一瓶啤酒不會怎麼樣

699
00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:03,168
‎好喝的啤酒馬上來

700
00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:08,368
‎你來看看

701
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,088
‎我的肱二頭肌怎麼樣？

702
00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:13,248
‎讚喔

703
00:47:43,768 --> 00:47:45,968
‎（歐帝斯）

704
00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:52,208
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