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‎（MFJ心理学院
‎精神病学硕士 雷米·米尔本）

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‎我忍不住一直想着…

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‎什么？

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‎你

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‎性爱方面的事

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‎是啊 那就是我们所谓的…

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‎情感移转 这…

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‎这很普遍

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‎这点我们可以一起

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‎努力克服

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‎我想要克服

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‎我也想要做爱

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‎现在就做

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‎“曾经有一匹非常快乐的马
‎叫做休伯特

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‎休伯特很快乐 整天奔跑…”

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‎妈妈

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‎爸爸为什么光着身子
‎跟那个阿姨在一起？

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‎什么意思 亲爱的？

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‎爸爸在办公室里光着身子
‎跟那个阿姨在一起

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‎我看见他们的屁股了

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‎你知道性爱是什么吗 奥蒂斯？

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‎性爱就是男人把他的阴茎
‎放进女人的阴道里

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‎会痛吗？

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‎有可能

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‎性交可以很愉悦

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‎也有可能造成巨大的痛苦

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‎要是你不小心

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‎性爱可能会摧毁人生

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‎“快乐的休伯特准备前往
‎欢乐的马匹狂欢节

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‎去见他所有的马朋友们…”

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎埃里克！

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‎你看上去…

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‎很正常

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‎我本来想说“气色不错”

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‎你的淤青快好了

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‎我一直告诉你那辆脚踏车很危险

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‎大家别再盯着看了

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‎吃饭吧

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‎亲爱的天父

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‎谢谢你在早晨唤醒我们大家

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‎感谢你赐予食物 以耶稣之名 阿门

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‎-阿门
‎-阿门

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‎忙死了 明天还有一场TED演讲

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‎接着立马回到巡回签书会

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‎第一站是拉斯维加斯
‎那个地方可疯狂了

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‎你还好吗 伙计？

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‎我很好 非常好 好极了

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‎只是…

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‎矫枉过正只会掩饰
‎未经察觉的弱点 奥蒂斯

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‎别逞强了

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‎跟老爸说吧

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‎我…

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‎我跟一个最好的朋友吵架了

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‎他说了些话…

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‎我俩都说了一些话 然后…

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‎其实 不要紧的

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‎我还好 没事

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‎别这样 伙计

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‎你想说什么？

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‎你失贞时几岁？

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‎确切来说
‎是在我15岁生日过后两天

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‎所以你还是处男 那也…

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‎没关系的 孩子

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‎那样也没什么不对

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‎是啊 我…

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‎我…

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‎我甚至无法…

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‎我比我的同辈人落后

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‎听好了 你第一次做的时候

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‎感觉可能会很糟

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‎之后才会觉得舒服

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‎所以你得自问的是 我为什么要等？

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‎有点像是高空跳伞

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‎到了某个时间点 你就要…

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‎跳下飞机

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‎所以我应该直接跳下去？

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‎没错 就是这样

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‎长痛不如短痛

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‎你父亲怎么样？

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‎还好

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‎你跟他说了你跟埃里克吵架的事吗？

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‎我认为你最好别压抑残存的负疚感

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‎妈！

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‎你们谈了些什么？

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‎父子之间的话题

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‎漂亮 杰克逊！加油！

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‎继续游！

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‎痛苦是暂时的！

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‎伟大成就才是永远的 杰克逊！

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‎不行！

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‎还差很远！

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‎你一从水里出来就立刻划水

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‎你的技巧全都忘了

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‎我们要说多少遍 杰克逊？

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‎好 听着 你要全神贯注

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‎你得专注点

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‎我很专注啊

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‎听着 要交女朋友
‎你还有一辈子的时间 杰克

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‎县选拔赛就在眼前
‎接着你就要参加全国赛

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‎记住 赢家永不放弃

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‎-放弃的人永远赢不了
‎-好 再来一次

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‎怎么了 长号手？
‎起床突然变成异性恋了？

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‎你气色糟透了

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‎我想我得跟奥蒂斯谈谈

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‎跟凯尔出问题了？

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‎不是 我现在跟史蒂夫在一起了

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‎史蒂夫是谁？

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‎你知道头重脚轻史蒂夫吗？

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‎身材像棒棒糖那个

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‎-酷哦
‎-是啊

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‎我帮你约时间

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‎你第一堂课在图书馆吧？

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‎好极了！你能帮我还这些书

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‎对了 我还有一些逾期罚款

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‎我乐于助人

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‎给我一些吧

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‎走吧

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‎嗨 梅芙

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‎嗨

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‎-你好吗？
‎-非常好

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‎-很好
‎-那就好

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‎小心看路！

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‎抱歉

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‎好朋友翻脸了？

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‎他不肯跟我说话

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‎莫戴尔的同学们早上好

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‎今天的晨会首先宣布一件特别的事

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‎本年度高中作文比赛的优胜者
‎已经决定了

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‎那么…

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‎得奖的是…

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‎亚当·格罗夫

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‎好 我们…

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‎我们给亚当鼓掌 欢迎他上台

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‎来朗读…

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‎得奖作品

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‎（莫戴尔中学）

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‎朗斯顿…

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‎朗斯顿·休斯写了
‎一首名为《梦》的诗

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‎他写道：“紧紧抓住梦

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‎一旦梦消亡

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‎生活便成了折翼的鸟 无法飞翔”

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‎约瑟夫·康门

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‎-康…
‎-康拉德

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‎康拉德

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‎约瑟夫·康拉德说得对

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‎我们活着 如同我们做梦

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‎都是孤独一人

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‎十年后…

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‎我希望我的双臂…

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‎对了 午餐后
‎你能去科学实验室找艾梅吗？

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‎她跟史蒂夫有点床笫问题

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‎谁是史蒂夫？

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‎你知道头重脚轻史蒂夫吗？
‎看上去活像个冰淇淋蛋筒那个

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‎-知道 好 科学实验室
‎-好

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‎-我会去的
‎-好

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‎或许别提你是处男的事

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‎这一点也不要紧 没啥大不了

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‎不过 对生意可能就不好了

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‎-没问题 我不会告诉任何人的
‎-很好

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‎-回头见
‎-回见

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‎你想跟我上床吗？

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‎不附带任何条件

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‎我只要一样东西

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‎-你的老二
‎-我有女朋友了 抱歉

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎男孩是怎么回事？

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‎好像突然之间懂得分寸似的

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‎我一直在考虑你的…

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‎提议

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‎-如果你还有兴趣…
‎-有

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‎太好了！好极了

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‎先说清楚 我不是想跟你这个人上床

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‎-只是想找个有阴茎的男人
‎-那样…

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‎对我的自尊大有帮助

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‎我也是一样

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‎纯粹是…务实考量

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‎-你想在这周找个时间吗？
‎-今晚

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‎在你家 我带避孕套

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‎-你带润滑剂
‎-不…

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‎你好

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‎你好

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‎我是来装新水龙头的

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‎对

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‎-以免你忘了
‎-没忘

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‎我没忘记

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‎好的

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‎那么…

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‎-在浴室里
‎-好

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‎你能不能先看另一样东西？

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‎你儿子非常生气

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‎-不是吗？
‎-其实

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‎-他一般还挺克制的
‎-好吧

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‎我有两个十几岁的女儿

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‎她们以前可爱得像天使一样

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‎现在却变得很邪恶

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‎像从地狱来的恶魔一样

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‎我很爱我的女儿

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‎真的很爱 但我不怎么喜欢她们

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‎对 不过…

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‎青春期中期是发育过程中
‎很混乱的阶段

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‎所以你也不喜欢你的儿子？

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‎用来形容孩子 这个词太过了

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‎你一向都这样回避问题吗？

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‎当然不是了

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‎好吧

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‎好吧

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‎有时候我确实不喜欢我的儿子

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‎我是说 他以前是很可爱

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‎又非常亲昵 可是…

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‎现在他什么都不告诉我

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‎我知道青春期这样是很自然的

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‎渴望能够独立自主

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‎但我猜我没想到会这么让我难过

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‎不能让他们知道 我们感觉多么孤单

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‎衣柜没救了 现在我去修理你的浴室

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‎那么 艾梅

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‎出了什么问题？

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‎我和史蒂夫当时正在做爱

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‎一切本来很正常 直到…

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‎你想要射在我脸上吗？

222
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,088
‎不想

223
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,448
‎为什么？

224
00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,168
‎我喜欢你的脸

225
00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:26,728
‎那我的奶子呢？

226
00:14:27,808 --> 00:14:28,808
‎想射在我奶子上吗？

227
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,208
‎抱歉 能停下来吗？

228
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,888
‎-我做错什么了吗？
‎-没有

229
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:34,768
‎只不过…你真的要我做那些事吗？

230
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:35,688
‎是啊

231
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:37,848
‎我想是吧

232
00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,248
‎感觉你好像在表演

233
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,288
‎告诉我你想要什么？

234
00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:45,048
‎我不知道我想要什么

235
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,928
‎以前从来没有人问过我

236
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:52,128
‎史蒂夫说他喜欢女孩充分地享受性爱

237
00:14:52,488 --> 00:14:54,248
‎他说他能看出我在假装

238
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,208
‎-那你是在假装吗？
‎-是啊

239
00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:57,648
‎我总是在假装

240
00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,888
‎或许你应该好好思考一下

241
00:15:02,128 --> 00:15:04,648
‎只有你的时候 你喜欢什么

242
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,408
‎一个人的时候

243
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:08,528
‎我才不会那样

244
00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:11,248
‎-好恶心！
‎-你不会…

245
00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:13,968
‎-真的吗？
‎-不会

246
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,568
‎我一直都有男朋友

247
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:16,968
‎好吧…

248
00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:21,408
‎女人对于自慰确实比男人感觉羞耻

249
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:25,728
‎觉得那是禁忌或是觉得肮脏

250
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,808
‎其实并不是的

251
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:30,888
‎当然

252
00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,608
‎有些男人…

253
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,408
‎对于某些部位也有这种感觉

254
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,728
‎跟这个到底有什么关系？

255
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,008
‎没什么 我只是…

256
00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:40,968
‎我要说的是…

257
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,888
‎在你跟史蒂夫谈之前
‎或许你应该想清楚…

258
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:46,728
‎你自己和你的身体…

259
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:48,888
‎喜欢什么

260
00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,688
‎所以你建议手淫？

261
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,048
‎对

262
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,248
‎停！

263
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:12,448
‎谁的节拍乱了‎？

264
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:15,648
‎没人承认 是吗？

265
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,008
‎好吧 我知道了 这次被你逃过了

266
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,728
‎但我在用我的耳朵盯着你

267
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:23,528
‎不过这是不可能的

268
00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,608
‎我们再试一次 一、二、三…

269
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:35,528
‎停 怎么回事 各位？

270
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:37,288
‎-跟我说
‎-是长号手

271
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,488
‎他吹得不好

272
00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:41,408
‎这话太刻薄了 内维尔 好吗？

273
00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:43,488
‎埃里克需要我们的支持

274
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,208
‎你是爵士乐 埃里克是爵士乐

275
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:47,368
‎我也是爵士乐

276
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:48,608
‎好吗？

277
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,728
‎小埃 今天是怎么了？

278
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:53,368
‎老师 他在浪费大家的时间

279
00:16:56,008 --> 00:16:56,848
‎好吧

280
00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:58,768
‎那我走好了

281
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:01,488
‎别激动 小埃

282
00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:03,088
‎我的名字是埃里克！

283
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,608
‎别再扮酷了

284
00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:08,448
‎你是个酗酒的音乐老师
‎自以为很有“爵士味”

285
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,608
‎你真悲催

286
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:12,288
‎我不喜欢你说话的语气

287
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:16,288
‎-埃里克 回来…
‎-别他妈的碰我！

288
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,288
‎长号手怎么了？

289
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,368
‎我看他是在搞监狱时尚风

290
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:56,008
‎埃里克…

291
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,448
‎埃里克·艾菲杨
‎请到格罗夫校长办公室

292
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,568
‎埃里克·艾菲杨
‎请到格罗夫校长办公室

293
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,248
‎你觉得亚当那篇作文写得如何？

294
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,448
‎坦白说 我当时没有注意听

295
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,848
‎我满脑子想着比赛的事

296
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:38,008
‎说到这个…

297
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,688
‎接下来几个星期 我非常需要专心

298
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:43,608
‎所以我可能没法…这么常出来

299
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,168
‎抱歉我这么扫兴

300
00:18:47,008 --> 00:18:48,928
‎我们又不是结婚了 杰克逊 没关系的

301
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,928
‎我马上回来

302
00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:10,128
‎嗨 青蛙脸 有没有想我？

303
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,408
‎好 我看我还是…

304
00:19:12,488 --> 00:19:13,568
‎你为何骚扰我女友？

305
00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:15,248
‎-女朋友？
‎-走开！

306
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:17,368
‎抱歉 这白痴是谁？

307
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:18,968
‎-我哥哥
‎-什么？

308
00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:21,888
‎老妹 你没跟这个猛男提过我吗？

309
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,288
‎你死去哪儿了？
‎-休斯顿

310
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,768
‎德州 想要去当宇航员

311
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,208
‎我的钥匙弄丢了

312
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:47,408
‎我不知道你有个哥哥

313
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,128
‎现在知道了

314
00:19:58,288 --> 00:19:59,448
‎暂时停学

315
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,448
‎剩余的学期要放学后留校

316
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,488
‎你在想什么？

317
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:14,328
‎至少我没有被退学

318
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:15,888
‎那不是重点

319
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,048
‎有人想要伤害你吗‎？

320
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,768
‎只是厌倦了…

321
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,528
‎每个人都不把我当一回事

322
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,568
‎我们所有人都有这种感觉

323
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:44,528
‎可你也不能随便打人

324
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:48,448
‎-是你叫我要硬起来的
‎-但不是像这样

325
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,848
‎你想要成为什么样的男人？

326
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:04,168
‎你希望我成为什么样的男人 爸？

327
00:21:19,608 --> 00:21:20,528
‎我…

328
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,968
‎我知道亚当的作文是你写的

329
00:21:23,848 --> 00:21:26,008
‎-不知道你在说什么
‎-真的吗？

330
00:21:28,128 --> 00:21:29,368
‎这么肯定就去跟校长说啊

331
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:32,048
‎害你被退学？我看你也不想这样吧？

332
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:33,208
‎你听好

333
00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:37,128
‎很多人获得了知识

334
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:39,048
‎有想法的人却不多

335
00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:40,488
‎你很有原创思想

336
00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:42,568
‎我不需要鼓励打气 谢了 老师

337
00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:45,088
‎我希望你考虑下申请莫戴尔资优计划

338
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,888
‎可以帮你申请大学奖学金

339
00:21:48,488 --> 00:21:50,328
‎考虑一下再跟我说

340
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:21,408
‎咱们上吧

341
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,008
‎你喜不喜欢

342
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,168
‎漫画？

343
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:37,488
‎抱歉

344
00:22:38,528 --> 00:22:40,368
‎刚才…我需要一个安全词

345
00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:42,968
‎“火烈鸟”

346
00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:46,648
‎我没什么经验

347
00:22:47,088 --> 00:22:47,928
‎我也没有

348
00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:49,488
‎所以才要这么做

349
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,648
‎我知道 只不过…

350
00:22:52,848 --> 00:22:53,768
‎我需要

351
00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:56,648
‎慢慢来

352
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,088
‎对

353
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:02,408
‎你有音乐吗？

354
00:23:02,488 --> 00:23:04,808
‎营造一下气氛

355
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,168
‎鲸鱼的声音能帮助我睡眠

356
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:31,808
‎你知不知道鲸鱼做爱只有35秒？

357
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:33,448
‎其实这很奇怪

358
00:23:34,008 --> 00:23:37,448
‎因为它们的阴茎有两米多长

359
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,608
‎我想你可能会被它们的精液淹死

360
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:43,088
‎了不起

361
00:23:44,488 --> 00:23:47,288
‎所以到底要多慢？
‎我准备好可以开始了

362
00:23:53,088 --> 00:23:54,888
‎（寻狗启事）

363
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,728
‎（恭喜亚当）

364
00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:16,728
‎惊喜！

365
00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:19,248
‎你真是聪明的孩子

366
00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:20,688
‎没事的 亲爱的

367
00:24:20,768 --> 00:24:22,288
‎我们想要庆祝

368
00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:24,248
‎我真以你为荣

369
00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:25,568
‎谢了 妈

370
00:24:27,728 --> 00:24:28,808
‎我们感到很骄傲吧？

371
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:30,128
‎对！

372
00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:33,768
‎对 已经说过了

373
00:24:34,048 --> 00:24:35,088
‎我们感到非常骄傲

374
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,568
‎嗨 杰弗里

375
00:24:54,488 --> 00:24:56,728
‎别担心 我保证本周结束前
‎就会把房租给你

376
00:24:57,008 --> 00:24:58,648
‎没事的 梅芙小姐 你哥哥付过了

377
00:24:59,008 --> 00:24:59,968
‎那家伙真有趣

378
00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:12,888
‎我在找我的婚戒

379
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,288
‎辛西娅跟我又吵架了

380
00:25:16,888 --> 00:25:18,728
‎我去纹了刺青 还以为她会喜欢

381
00:25:19,928 --> 00:25:21,408
‎很不错吧？

382
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,808
‎是啊 很奇特

383
00:25:24,888 --> 00:25:26,888
‎（辛西娅）

384
00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:29,208
‎-再见 杰弗瑞
‎-好

385
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,728
‎你最爱的煎饼

386
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,768
‎这就可以弥补你不辞而别吗？

387
00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:49,248
‎-配巧克力碎片哦
‎-我一醒来你就不见了

388
00:25:49,328 --> 00:25:51,848
‎我要把这些巧克力片排成笑脸图案

389
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,488
‎-就像你五岁时做的那样
‎-你失踪了四个月 肖恩！

390
00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:55,888
‎我担心得要死

391
00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,328
‎我知道我是个混蛋 好吗？

392
00:25:57,768 --> 00:25:59,008
‎我惹上了点麻烦

393
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,808
‎我在帮一个人卖东西

394
00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:02,408
‎-我就知道
‎-不是毒品！

395
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,568
‎我不再干那种鸟事了

396
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,448
‎长话短说

397
00:26:06,728 --> 00:26:08,648
‎是价值估计一千美元的山寨耐克鞋

398
00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:11,088
‎加上那晚喝醉 不了解情况

399
00:26:11,168 --> 00:26:13,088
‎结果丢失了许多货物

400
00:26:13,168 --> 00:26:15,848
‎供货商很生气 而且挺凶的

401
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:19,728
‎基本上我不得不销声匿迹

402
00:26:19,888 --> 00:26:21,528
‎我真的很抱歉

403
00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:22,688
‎你总是很抱歉

404
00:26:30,408 --> 00:26:31,888
‎那你干嘛又回来？需要钱吗？

405
00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:35,648
‎算了 我走好了

406
00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,528
‎-太离谱了
‎-你要去哪里？德州吗？

407
00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:41,488
‎你知道俄罗斯
‎也有航天培训吧 梅芙？

408
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,168
‎那里天气确实不好

409
00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:46,768
‎还有人权的问题 不过…

410
00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:49,208
‎他们的火箭其实挺不错

411
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:53,608
‎那些煎饼上面最好有打发鲜奶油

412
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,688
‎你以为我是什么？

413
00:26:57,088 --> 00:26:58,048
‎业余的吗？

414
00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:57,888
‎我想来块松脆饼

415
00:28:06,368 --> 00:28:07,408
‎这也太慢了

416
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:11,528
‎听着 我只是…

417
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:14,248
‎我想我们可以逐步迈向亲密的关系

418
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:16,848
‎我们已经牵手45分钟了

419
00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:20,048
‎我知道该怎么牵手 可我是来通奸的

420
00:28:21,248 --> 00:28:22,528
‎咱们试点新玩意儿？

421
00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:23,968
‎我可以吸你的蛋蛋

422
00:28:25,928 --> 00:28:28,648
‎我在想的是轻轻的拥抱

423
00:28:28,728 --> 00:28:29,968
‎什么叫轻轻的拥抱？

424
00:28:30,328 --> 00:28:31,168
‎就是…

425
00:28:33,568 --> 00:28:34,408
‎轻轻的

426
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,448
‎不如我帮你打手枪吧？

427
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,208
‎-你可以帮我口交
‎-我没办法

428
00:28:38,288 --> 00:28:39,368
‎你到底想不想做？

429
00:28:41,528 --> 00:28:42,448
‎那就再见啦

430
00:28:44,408 --> 00:28:45,248
‎等等！

431
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:55,448
‎你还挺性感的

432
00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:08,488
‎你也很性感

433
00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:09,808
‎我知道

434
00:29:12,768 --> 00:29:13,888
‎捏我的奶头

435
00:29:15,768 --> 00:29:16,608
‎像这样吗？

436
00:29:19,328 --> 00:29:21,848
‎那是我的幻想星期五播放清单

437
00:30:07,528 --> 00:30:08,368
‎我的天啊

438
00:30:19,888 --> 00:30:20,728
‎你在写作

439
00:30:21,368 --> 00:30:22,208
‎对

440
00:30:22,368 --> 00:30:24,928
‎-反正就是在尝试吧
‎-很好啊

441
00:30:25,368 --> 00:30:26,208
‎是啊

442
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,608
‎浴室弄好了

443
00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:29,528
‎好极了

444
00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:31,608
‎-你想去看看吗？
‎-好啊

445
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:39,168
‎抱歉 你身上有一小块毛絮

446
00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:40,968
‎你又要嗅我的头吗？

447
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,968
‎不是 你身上有一团毛絮

448
00:30:45,048 --> 00:30:46,408
‎对 我看见了

449
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:48,528
‎谢谢你帮我拿掉这团…

450
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:50,288
‎毛絮

451
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,328
‎听着

452
00:30:57,568 --> 00:31:01,128
‎我们显然受到彼此身体的吸引

453
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,288
‎归根结底…

454
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,328
‎是由于费洛蒙相匹配

455
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:07,608
‎-是吗？
‎-是的

456
00:31:08,008 --> 00:31:09,528
‎估计只有一成的男人

457
00:31:09,608 --> 00:31:12,768
‎有足够数量的雄酮 那就是…

458
00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:16,808
‎让人类拥有所谓性吸引力的费洛蒙

459
00:31:16,968 --> 00:31:18,048
‎我是说 这些…

460
00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:24,248
‎这些男人未必真的很帅

461
00:31:24,328 --> 00:31:26,208
‎-但费洛蒙…
‎-对

462
00:31:28,248 --> 00:31:31,448
‎会散发出强烈的信号…

463
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,328
‎吸引对方

464
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,128
‎好

465
00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:49,368
‎我能摸你的阴茎吗？

466
00:31:59,928 --> 00:32:01,088
‎停下 放开我！

467
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,128
‎火烈鸟！

468
00:32:04,808 --> 00:32:05,888
‎去叫我妈

469
00:32:06,088 --> 00:32:07,888
‎-去叫我妈！
‎-你妈？

470
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:15,968
‎一、二、三

471
00:32:16,048 --> 00:32:18,928
‎四、五、六、七…

472
00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:23,888
‎你就是忍不住 是吗？

473
00:32:23,968 --> 00:32:26,488
‎你为何总是这么小题大做 珍？

474
00:32:27,248 --> 00:32:29,288
‎你把老二放进她的身体里了！

475
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:31,328
‎你的行为就像个疯婆子！

476
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,688
‎是你害我变成疯婆子的！

477
00:32:35,128 --> 00:32:37,288
‎听着 你这样我没法待在你身边

478
00:32:37,368 --> 00:32:39,128
‎-别走
‎-不！我要出去了！

479
00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:41,328
‎奥蒂斯？

480
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,048
‎亲爱的？

481
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,688
‎你们为什么盯着我看？

482
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,168
‎你吓坏我们了 亲爱的

483
00:32:49,488 --> 00:32:50,728
‎究竟发生什么了？

484
00:32:51,368 --> 00:32:53,888
‎我们想做爱 但他好像承受不住

485
00:32:54,088 --> 00:32:56,128
‎我没事 我只是…

486
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,488
‎过度兴奋了

487
00:33:07,808 --> 00:33:11,568
‎拜托 你该不会真的
‎在跟那个猛男交往吧？

488
00:33:11,648 --> 00:33:12,608
‎是啊 怎么？

489
00:33:12,888 --> 00:33:16,888
‎他看上去好严肃啊

490
00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:19,768
‎好吧

491
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,648
‎来 跟我说说你这位金童

492
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:24,528
‎他人很好

493
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,248
‎他人很好 是吧？

494
00:33:27,328 --> 00:33:29,088
‎-就这样？
‎-不是 他…

495
00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:31,088
‎他是游泳队的

496
00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:33,288
‎他家人也很好

497
00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:35,288
‎他学习成绩很好

498
00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:39,088
‎他真是个很好的人

499
00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:41,608
‎我很替你开心

500
00:33:42,448 --> 00:33:43,328
‎你看上去也像

501
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:48,648
‎喂？

502
00:33:49,968 --> 00:33:51,088
‎是的 伙计

503
00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:52,448
‎好

504
00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:54,408
‎对

505
00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:57,288
‎不 我立马赶到 好

506
00:33:57,608 --> 00:33:59,168
‎好 再见

507
00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:02,768
‎一个老朋友来的电话 我很快回来

508
00:34:03,328 --> 00:34:07,128
‎能不能借我一点点钱？

509
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,448
‎我保证一找到新工作 马上就还你

510
00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:14,248
‎-我以童军荣誉发誓
‎-你又没加入过童军

511
00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:17,808
‎-在我包包的小袋里
‎-太感谢你了

512
00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:27,648
‎回家真好 青蛙脸

513
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,888
‎再玩失踪 我就插瞎你

514
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,528
‎跟大家说说你写的作文吧

515
00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:47,928
‎那篇作文很长 妈
‎没人想听的 很无聊

516
00:34:48,248 --> 00:34:50,288
‎不会无聊 我们想听

517
00:34:52,968 --> 00:34:56,208
‎跟我们说说你引述
‎朗斯顿·休斯的诗句 真是巧妙

518
00:34:57,368 --> 00:34:58,928
‎谁是朗斯顿·休斯？

519
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:02,568
‎朗斯顿·休斯…

520
00:35:04,328 --> 00:35:06,168
‎朗斯顿·休斯是一位非常有名的…

521
00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:14,888
‎高尔夫球运动员

522
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,008
‎我还以为他是个诗人

523
00:35:24,808 --> 00:35:25,968
‎我们的亚当就是这样

524
00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:28,288
‎-就爱开玩笑
‎-没错

525
00:35:35,128 --> 00:35:37,008
‎所以 格里诺克西抵达了索科星球

526
00:35:37,088 --> 00:35:39,568
‎那里的人 舌头的位置长的是阴户

527
00:35:39,648 --> 00:35:42,368
‎她遇见了佐泰克大人
‎起初她很鄙视他

528
00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:44,808
‎因为是他在天社一战争时

529
00:35:45,008 --> 00:35:46,448
‎害死她全家人

530
00:35:46,528 --> 00:35:49,368
‎但后来他同意当她的性奴
‎她就原谅了他…

531
00:35:49,608 --> 00:35:51,528
‎所以格里诺克西也算有点淫荡

532
00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:53,768
‎好吧

533
00:35:54,368 --> 00:35:55,208
‎很好

534
00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:01,248
‎抱歉没能按照计划进行

535
00:36:02,688 --> 00:36:05,808
‎老实说 我的期望原本就极低

536
00:36:06,928 --> 00:36:08,288
‎我认为你还没准备好

537
00:36:12,368 --> 00:36:13,848
‎希望你能找到一个准备好的人

538
00:36:14,288 --> 00:36:15,688
‎是吧？我也希望

539
00:36:24,608 --> 00:36:27,088
‎喂 小偷 你的锁怎么样了？

540
00:36:28,928 --> 00:36:32,248
‎其实 算是改变了人生

541
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:33,448
‎那是你女友吗？

542
00:36:34,408 --> 00:36:37,048
‎不是 绝对不是

543
00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:39,728
‎我注定孤单一人

544
00:36:41,008 --> 00:36:42,768
‎你爸在里面 要我去叫他吗？

545
00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:44,088
‎不用麻烦了

546
00:36:48,968 --> 00:36:50,408
‎我爸好像喜欢你妈

547
00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:52,368
‎今天早上他换了三件衬衫

548
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:53,648
‎而且擦了特多的须后水

549
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,848
‎其实我妈不怎么交男朋友的

550
00:36:56,128 --> 00:36:57,088
‎她是食男人兽

551
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,728
‎这样形容你妈还挺怪的

552
00:36:59,808 --> 00:37:02,328
‎你总开车接送你爸也有点怪

553
00:37:02,728 --> 00:37:04,848
‎-他没有驾照吗？
‎-他是酒鬼

554
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,648
‎真抱歉 我真蠢 我不是…

555
00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:12,928
‎我跟你闹着玩的

556
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,528
‎他只是被抓到超速驾驶太多次

557
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,888
‎他的驾照被扣六个月

558
00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:21,568
‎我姐姐负责早上
‎我负责下午和晚上接送

559
00:37:22,688 --> 00:37:25,928
‎好像你才是家长
‎他是个毛茸茸的大个儿孩子…

560
00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,008
‎是啊

561
00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,808
‎你想要跟我约会吗？

562
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:37,328
‎我觉得你很风趣 我想跟你约会

563
00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:40,248
‎-好啊
‎-把你电话给我

564
00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:47,368
‎想一块出去玩 就打给我

565
00:37:50,808 --> 00:37:51,648
‎好极了

566
00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,488
‎-好
‎-好

567
00:37:56,768 --> 00:37:57,608
‎再见

568
00:38:01,128 --> 00:38:02,368
‎别再按喇叭了！

569
00:38:02,888 --> 00:38:03,808
‎我这就来！

570
00:38:04,128 --> 00:38:04,968
‎抱歉

571
00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:14,928
‎我们真该聊聊费洛蒙的事

572
00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:17,728
‎谢谢你

573
00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:20,248
‎帮我修东西

574
00:38:25,288 --> 00:38:26,848
‎很高兴见到你 珍

575
00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,088
‎我也很高兴见到你 雅各布

576
00:38:31,968 --> 00:38:32,808
‎你好

577
00:38:34,928 --> 00:38:35,768
‎谢谢你

578
00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:52,208
‎是你最喜欢的

579
00:39:04,688 --> 00:39:07,128
‎我会不会让你想起爸爸？

580
00:39:10,088 --> 00:39:10,928
‎有时候吧

581
00:39:13,288 --> 00:39:14,728
‎但只会想起好事

582
00:39:23,048 --> 00:39:23,888
‎来吧

583
00:39:33,848 --> 00:39:35,488
‎亲爱的 怎么不邀请埃里克来玩？

584
00:39:40,328 --> 00:39:42,288
‎我想他不会原谅我了 妈

585
00:39:43,368 --> 00:39:46,048
‎当然会 你继续努力

586
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,328
‎让他知道你是真心的

587
00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,128
‎很快你们就会做回朋友了

588
00:39:56,008 --> 00:39:56,848
‎到时你就知道了

589
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:06,928
‎是啊

590
00:40:08,088 --> 00:40:09,208
‎等我一下

591
00:40:12,648 --> 00:40:13,528
‎我不…

592
00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:16,528
‎知道刚才发生了什么

593
00:40:17,808 --> 00:40:20,248
‎但看上去是很大的一步

594
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,088
‎我不是想刺探隐私 我只是…

595
00:40:24,728 --> 00:40:26,968
‎我只是想确认你没事

596
00:40:29,808 --> 00:40:30,648
‎我没事

597
00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:53,688
‎我是埃里克 抱歉没接到电话
‎有空再打一次吧

598
00:41:07,608 --> 00:41:09,248
‎（欧拉：你好 欧拉）

599
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,008
‎对 加油 杰克逊！

600
00:41:25,408 --> 00:41:26,488
‎用力 伙计！

601
00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:27,968
‎继续使劲游！

602
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,488
‎加油 孩子

603
00:41:30,768 --> 00:41:34,248
‎快一点！加油！好！

604
00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:35,888
‎很好！

605
00:41:35,968 --> 00:41:37,088
‎做得好！

606
00:41:37,568 --> 00:41:38,688
‎非常好！

607
00:41:40,048 --> 00:41:40,888
‎翻转啦

608
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,368
‎瞧瞧这速度

609
00:42:07,888 --> 00:42:10,128
‎-伙计 能聊聊吗？
‎-‎你要打我吗？

610
00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,608
‎-不是
‎-我猜猜

611
00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:14,288
‎时间地点不凑巧 对吧？

612
00:42:15,288 --> 00:42:18,968
‎我以为会感觉比较舒坦 但并没有

613
00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:21,288
‎揍另一个同性恋 好极了 埃里克

614
00:42:21,368 --> 00:42:22,808
‎我真的很抱歉

615
00:42:26,928 --> 00:42:30,128
‎如果往好处看
‎我借这件事向我妈出柜了

616
00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:31,648
‎她原本不知情？

617
00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:34,608
‎我还以为你都想明白了

618
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,128
‎你想错了

619
00:42:37,648 --> 00:42:39,608
‎现在她认为你专打同性恋

620
00:42:40,568 --> 00:42:42,448
‎所以如果有个小个子印度裔女士瞪你

621
00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:44,208
‎别往心里去 好吗？

622
00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,568
‎往你脸上揍一拳

623
00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:50,088
‎可能毁了我们在一起的机会吧？

624
00:42:50,448 --> 00:42:51,488
‎贱人 拜托

625
00:42:52,368 --> 00:42:54,568
‎像我这样的美男子
‎肯定不是你的菜 好吗？

626
00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,808
‎好好享受你的停学吧 喇叭男

627
00:42:58,808 --> 00:42:59,808
‎什么才是我的菜？

628
00:43:00,368 --> 00:43:01,568
‎我仍然不是你的朋友

629
00:43:11,128 --> 00:43:11,968
‎艾梅？

630
00:43:12,768 --> 00:43:15,208
‎-你没事吧？
‎-我手淫了一整晚

631
00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:17,208
‎吃了四包松脆饼

632
00:43:17,288 --> 00:43:19,088
‎我的阴蒂搞不好已经掉了

633
00:43:19,488 --> 00:43:21,048
‎但我很清楚我想要什么了

634
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:23,248
‎那太好了

635
00:43:26,488 --> 00:43:27,968
‎我要去找史蒂夫了

636
00:43:49,648 --> 00:43:50,888
‎真是无奇不有

637
00:43:51,688 --> 00:43:52,568
‎是啊

638
00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:56,728
‎说到这个 艾梅现在称你为愉悦大师

639
00:43:57,128 --> 00:43:59,328
‎这说法不正确

640
00:44:00,288 --> 00:44:01,128
‎给

641
00:44:08,848 --> 00:44:10,208
‎我哥哥回来了

642
00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:12,048
‎是吗？

643
00:44:12,568 --> 00:44:13,688
‎这是好事还是坏事？

644
00:44:13,768 --> 00:44:14,688
‎以后就知道了

645
00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,088
‎我真的很喜欢你的作文

646
00:44:20,168 --> 00:44:21,928
‎-你又没读过我的作文
‎-是没有

647
00:44:22,008 --> 00:44:23,408
‎但我听过

648
00:44:24,408 --> 00:44:26,448
‎“我们活着 如同我们做梦
‎都是孤独一人”

649
00:44:27,128 --> 00:44:29,728
‎-好凄惨阴郁
‎-要看你从哪个角度看

650
00:44:31,968 --> 00:44:33,088
‎你怎么知道是我写的？

651
00:44:33,528 --> 00:44:36,448
‎这个嘛…亚当以为《皆大欢喜》
‎是杰斯的一首歌

652
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:39,328
‎而且只有你能把梦这个主题

653
00:44:39,408 --> 00:44:41,128
‎变成存在主义的焦虑

654
00:44:42,568 --> 00:44:44,128
‎悲观者比乐观者长寿

655
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:46,808
‎那我们有得挨了

656
00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:53,968
‎那个奖杯应该是属于你的

657
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,088
‎下次别拱手让人了

658
00:44:57,448 --> 00:44:59,008
‎-回头见
‎-回见

659
00:45:00,488 --> 00:45:01,808
‎-嗨 珊兹老师
‎-嗨

660
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:04,568
‎资优计划要怎么加入？

661
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:08,128
‎我去替你问清楚
‎很高兴说服你了 梅芙

662
00:45:15,568 --> 00:45:16,528
‎进来

663
00:45:19,928 --> 00:45:20,768
‎你好

664
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:24,768
‎我们得谈谈

665
00:45:25,688 --> 00:45:26,728
‎亚当的作文

666
00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:28,608
‎怎么了？

667
00:45:29,088 --> 00:45:30,808
‎你觉得那像亚当的文风吗？

668
00:45:32,048 --> 00:45:35,928
‎你是在暗示我不知道
‎自己儿子的文风吗？

669
00:45:36,128 --> 00:45:39,448
‎我是在暗示那篇是有人替他写的

670
00:45:42,568 --> 00:45:45,088
‎珊兹老师
‎这事我们能不能改天再谈？

671
00:45:46,088 --> 00:45:48,528
‎-我开会已经迟了
‎-当然

672
00:45:48,608 --> 00:45:50,048
‎我们回头再谈

673
00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:05,768
‎好 我想要这样

674
00:46:06,088 --> 00:46:07,768
‎我要你用左手拇指揉我的阴蒂

675
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,088
‎一开始要慢 接着加快 但别太快

676
00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,328
‎我开始抖动时

677
00:46:11,408 --> 00:46:13,568
‎朝我的耳朵吹气
‎准备好迎接激情火花

678
00:46:14,088 --> 00:46:14,968
‎没问题

679
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:21,408
‎我说真的 她那时很巨大
‎你肯定认不出她的

680
00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:22,928
‎你大可以把她翻过身去

681
00:46:23,008 --> 00:46:25,688
‎不行 只有这样才能运送她…

682
00:46:26,048 --> 00:46:27,048
‎她又不会走路

683
00:46:27,408 --> 00:46:29,568
‎根本抱不起来 她很重

684
00:46:30,368 --> 00:46:32,328
‎肖恩正在跟我说你小时候有多胖

685
00:46:32,408 --> 00:46:34,208
‎记得吗？老妈以前叫你米其林人

686
00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:36,208
‎是啊 很好笑

687
00:46:36,848 --> 00:46:37,768
‎我还以为你要训练

688
00:46:38,488 --> 00:46:41,128
‎我溜出来了 想来找你们玩

689
00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:42,328
‎可以吗？

690
00:46:43,688 --> 00:46:44,888
‎当然可以

691
00:46:45,168 --> 00:46:48,128
‎等一下 你进去
‎能不能给我们拿几罐啤酒？

692
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,008
‎不行 杰克逊训练期间不能喝酒

693
00:46:51,088 --> 00:46:52,248
‎猛男滴酒不沾吗？

694
00:46:52,728 --> 00:46:53,768
‎-是啊
‎-来嘛

695
00:46:53,848 --> 00:46:54,808
‎你都不放松下吗？

696
00:46:54,888 --> 00:46:56,728
‎-肖恩…
‎-拜托 只是问问嘛

697
00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,048
‎那好吧 一罐啤酒无伤大雅

698
00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:03,168
‎一罐可口啤酒马上送到

699
00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:08,368
‎你看看

700
00:47:09,728 --> 00:47:11,088
‎你觉得我的二头肌怎么样？

701
00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:13,248
‎赞哦 伙计

702
00:47:42,768 --> 00:47:48,368
‎（奥蒂斯）

703
00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:56,608
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