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‎天啊，是露比

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‎她穿得好好看

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‎把妳的假包拿開

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‎哈莉特安德斯在幹嘛？

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‎我跟她說喬丹暗戀她

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‎然後慫恿她邀他去舞會

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‎可憐的傢伙

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‎你想當我的舞伴嗎？

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‎不想

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‎天啊！簡直慘不忍睹，不會吧！

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‎這陰道真是不得了

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‎“妳要在明天集會為自己的行為道歉

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‎不然我就公布妳的臉

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‎妳自己清楚”

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‎太狠了吧

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‎-我最愛醜聞，這是誰？
‎-我不知道

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‎這看起來像是丘巴卡的陰道

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‎要是我陰唇長這樣
‎還不如自殺算了

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎真為那個人感到難過

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‎你沒看吧？

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‎只看了一秒

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‎我本來不知道是什麼

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‎就像天竺鼠頂著火腿

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‎就像一個…

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‎要不要今天來見我家長？

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‎她們對妳很好奇…

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‎我不是那種會見家長的類型

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‎好，那就永遠躲在我車裡做愛吧

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‎聽著，妳今天來見她們

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‎然後就搞定了

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‎不要有壓力

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‎也許會去吧

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‎太好了，我跟她們說一聲

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‎我是說也許！

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‎-妳說什麼？
‎-白痴

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‎白痴！

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‎已經一個月了

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‎我以為他們早該分手了

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‎你應該感到慶幸，陰囊沒被她咬

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‎不然就會像賽門佛瑟索一樣血肉模糊

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‎可以不要提到梅芙了嗎？

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‎那只是曇花一現…

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‎-沒錯
‎-我已經不在乎了

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‎她跟傑克森在一起是好事

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‎我們的診所也不常開了，所以…

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‎我有很多時間過自己正常的生活

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‎做正常的事

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‎暗自垂淚玩著任天堂明星大亂鬥？

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‎要不要今天一起去看《搖滾芭比》？

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‎不會吧！

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‎太讚了！

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‎生日快樂

54
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‎-我以為你忘了我們的傳統
‎-我怎麼會忘了？

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‎別這麼激動

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‎我當然會激動了，《搖滾芭比》耶

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‎電影7點開始，要搭早一點的公車
‎因為你穿高跟鞋走很慢

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‎-準時就是遲到
‎-不好意思，我穿高跟鞋很辣

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‎我就是辣妹，讓全世界都知道吧

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‎我賭那是提亞

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‎不可能，她那麼肥

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‎這不是胖子的陰道

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‎-卡拉呢？
‎-不可能

64
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‎怎麼看都是白種人的陰唇

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‎說不定是梅芙威利
‎上面有沒有牙齒？

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‎-凸出來的是什麼？
‎-妳還好吧？

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‎看起來像迷你陰莖

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‎我得走了

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‎晚上艾咪家見了

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‎要在我家幹嘛？

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‎當然是讀書會啊

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‎各位，我爸媽還在為那場派對生氣

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‎有聽到嗎？

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‎-那是我的陰道
‎-什麼？

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‎是我的，好嗎？
‎我需要妳的幫助

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‎妳和詭異性愛小子
‎長得像維多利亞時代阿飄的那個

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‎妳剛剛才告訴大家那是我的陰道

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‎妳人這麼爛，我幹嘛要幫妳？

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‎我不知道能找誰幫忙了

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‎我不在乎

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‎求求妳

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‎那張照片我只寄給一個人

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‎真不敢相信我蠢到
‎把自己的臉也放上去了

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‎但我那天剛修眉毛，看起來超美的

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‎好，妳想要我們怎麼做？

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‎我要你們在明天集會前找出兇手

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‎如果照片被流出

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‎就會永遠在網路上

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‎妳寄給誰了？

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‎湯姆貝克

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‎戰鎚湯姆？

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‎我的天

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‎我們只在一起一個禮拜

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‎我外婆剛過世，我太難過了

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‎聽著…

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‎我會付錢

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‎好嗎？

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‎留著錢吧

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‎在我改變心意前快滾

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‎謝謝

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‎-嗨，笨蛋
‎-梅芙

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‎好久沒看到妳了

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‎-診所有急件
‎-診所？

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‎我今天有事，沒辦法接案

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‎那張照片是露比的陰道
‎她想要我們找出兇手

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‎叫她去找警察，這是刑事案件

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‎-這跟診所有什麼關係？
‎-有陰道

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‎別這樣，不會花很多時間的

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‎我其實也有事

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‎-你為什麼怪怪的？
‎-什麼？我才沒有怪怪的

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‎你有

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‎妳為什麼要幫露比？

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‎因為錢

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‎拜託了

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‎好吧，她照片傳給誰了？

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‎湯姆貝克

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‎凡人竟敢踏入我們的領域？

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‎是誰斗膽打擾我們的鄧巴符文大戰？

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‎我們要跟你談談

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‎講清楚說明白

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‎-私下談
‎-我們是夥伴

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‎不會對彼此有所隱瞞

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‎-妳幹嘛啦？
‎-出來談

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‎不然你的夥伴也會遭遇相同命運

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‎這件事很重要，湯姆

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‎拜託了

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‎好吧

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‎照片不是我發的

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‎我絕對不會傷害她

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‎手機拿出來，證明給我們看

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‎-快啊
‎-我沒有手機

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‎你們知道手機有電磁波嗎？

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‎電磁波會造成睪丸癌喔

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‎我不想要變種精子

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‎妳可以搜我身

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‎如果不是你，那是誰？

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‎露比跟我在一起一個禮拜
‎簡直是場美夣

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‎之後她就為了格倫雅各斯甩了我

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‎然後又再甩了他

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‎因為他穿錯襪子來學校

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‎你想暗示什麼？

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‎你們記不記得提亞哈伯斯的上空照？

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‎當然

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‎提亞之前和格倫在一起

145
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‎他今天請病假

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‎我不認為這是巧合

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‎謝了，湯姆

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‎妳認識格倫雅各斯吧？

149
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‎-他住哪？
‎-他爸媽的車庫裡

150
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‎裡面有超級多懶骨頭

151
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‎-那他家在哪？
‎-我不知道

152
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‎我也不清楚自己怎麼到的

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‎（傑克森：7點吃晚餐）

154
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‎第一次見男友家長的時候

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‎妳會穿什麼衣服？

156
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‎首先，絕對不要穿妳平常穿的衣服

157
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‎我哥曾經帶一個女生回來
‎她穿著《九寸釘樂團》的T恤

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‎結果我媽以為她崇拜撒旦

159
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‎然後她在廁所拉了一大坨屎

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‎我爸還得用棍子把它敲碎

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‎千萬別那樣，因為第一印象很重要

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‎祝妳好運！

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‎艾瑞克，你不能穿這樣出門，去換掉

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‎爸，這沒什麼，只是變裝

165
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‎歐帝斯也會變裝
‎我們每年都這樣，沒事的

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‎穿件外套，這樣不安全

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‎爸爸，再見

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‎我出門了

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‎你真美

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‎謝謝

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‎玩得開心

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‎妳跟平常不一樣

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‎-我盡力了
‎-看起來很棒

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‎兩位

175
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‎這是梅芙

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‎妳好

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‎妳們好

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‎歡迎

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‎我們做了壽司

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‎我剛剛才發現到裡頭有貝類

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‎妳沒有過敏吧？

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‎有，吃了我會死的

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‎開玩笑的

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‎她真有趣

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‎很高興能見到妳

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‎我也是

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‎我帶了紅酒

188
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‎-傑克森不喝酒
‎-媽！

189
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‎妳真是太周到了

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‎-我們會喝的，是吧？
‎-當然

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‎（歐帝斯，你在哪？）

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‎喂

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‎今天你生日？

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‎對

195
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‎今天也是我生日

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‎你好美

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‎謝謝

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‎生日快樂

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‎他只要一接近海就會大哭

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‎他超怕水，怕到沒辦法洗澡

201
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‎-媽，我才沒有怕洗澡
‎-你有

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‎想像不到吧？

203
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‎現在他整天就泡在水裡

204
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‎好啦，抱歉

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‎抱歉，我們只是在碎碎念

206
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‎但我們當初真的沒想到…

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‎沒想到我們能生出小孩

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‎雖然對傑克森很抱歉

209
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‎但他就是我們的奇蹟

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‎媽…

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‎好了！

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‎我收斂一點

213
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‎妳父母是怎麼樣的人？

214
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,288
‎梅芙，他們做什麼的？
‎有像我們這麼令人難以啟齒嗎？

215
00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:27,368
‎沒有

216
00:12:28,928 --> 00:12:31,728
‎當然了，他們很一般般

217
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:34,928
‎他們是做什麼的？

218
00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:37,688
‎他們是會計師

219
00:12:37,768 --> 00:12:39,848
‎太棒了，我們剛好要找新的會計師

220
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:41,368
‎他們在哪工作？

221
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:44,368
‎他們在家工作

222
00:12:44,568 --> 00:12:45,688
‎他們有自己的網頁嗎？

223
00:12:45,768 --> 00:12:46,848
‎沒有

224
00:12:48,408 --> 00:12:51,648
‎他們喜歡外國客戶

225
00:12:52,768 --> 00:12:53,608
‎妳們懂的

226
00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:55,128
‎日本之類的

227
00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:00,408
‎廁所在哪裡？

228
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,408
‎妳可以用我房間的廁所

229
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:12,048
‎她真是…

230
00:13:13,888 --> 00:13:14,768
‎她很棒

231
00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:16,128
‎真的嗎？

232
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:17,528
‎太好了

233
00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:19,608
‎你有跟她說你不喝酒吧？

234
00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:21,408
‎媽

235
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:23,648
‎-冷靜點
‎-輕鬆點

236
00:13:24,048 --> 00:13:25,928
‎（傑克森、海豚隊）

237
00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:09,648
‎怎麼了，豬頭？

238
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:11,248
‎湯姆說謊，他有手機

239
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,328
‎我就知道！卑鄙小人

240
00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:17,408
‎等等

241
00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,248
‎-怎麼了？
‎-他把手機丟了

242
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,768
‎他在消滅證據，這卑鄙小人

243
00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:24,768
‎去跟他對質

244
00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:26,648
‎-我會趕不上公車
‎-你就在現場

245
00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:29,128
‎-他會成功脫身的
‎-沒辦法！我得走了

246
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,008
‎-你在哪裡？
‎-克萊希爾橋

247
00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:32,808
‎離公車站很近，去跟他對質

248
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:34,408
‎明天再找他就太遲了

249
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,728
‎只差一點點，我就加快速度

250
00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:43,008
‎好像有拉傷肩膀，但一切都值得了

251
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,568
‎我們以你為榮

252
00:14:46,488 --> 00:14:49,248
‎-希望梅芙沒有迷路
‎-我去看看

253
00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:52,768
‎梅芙？

254
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,008
‎不要啊！

255
00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:07,008
‎離我遠一點！

256
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:07,928
‎-別動！
‎-後退

257
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,408
‎-我會怕
‎-是我啊

258
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,328
‎歐帝斯

259
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,368
‎你為什麼穿那樣？

260
00:15:15,928 --> 00:15:17,368
‎我是《搖滾芭比》

261
00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:20,488
‎-沒聽過
‎-一部非主流電影

262
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,248
‎原聲帶很棒，是LGBTQI的經典作

263
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:26,288
‎那不是重點

264
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,608
‎你為什麼把手機丟進樹叢？

265
00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:30,128
‎你說你沒有手機的

266
00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:33,888
‎我說謊了

267
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,168
‎我知道情況對我不利
‎所以就捏造了格倫雅各斯的事

268
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:40,848
‎照片不是我發的

269
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,128
‎我說的是實話

270
00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:44,608
‎-真的對你很不利
‎-不是我

271
00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:50,048
‎我只有傳給一個人
‎因為他不相信我跟露比做愛了

272
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,528
‎我也很氣她說我聞起來像洋芋片

273
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,048
‎那不是理由

274
00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:58,048
‎你傳給誰了？

275
00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,208
‎凱爾，沒別人了

276
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,328
‎-喂
‎-你在哪？

277
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,648
‎公車再1分鐘就要來了

278
00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:08,488
‎好，我馬上到

279
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,168
‎我快到了，我發誓

280
00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:14,448
‎你最好使出瞬間移動，公車已經到了

281
00:16:14,528 --> 00:16:16,608
‎快上車，擋住車門

282
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:24,728
‎不好意思，可以等一下嗎？

283
00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,528
‎-我朋友…
‎-已經一下了

284
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,488
‎不！

285
00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:45,768
‎我搭下一班

286
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:47,208
‎公車站見

287
00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:49,488
‎對不起

288
00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:08,168
‎湯姆呢？

289
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,688
‎-妳怎麼怪怪的？
‎-你怎麼穿這樣？

290
00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,968
‎我本來要跟艾瑞克去看《搖滾芭比》

291
00:17:14,048 --> 00:17:16,608
‎結果沒搭上公車，多虧了妳

292
00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:18,648
‎-為什麼是我的錯？
‎-妳逼我去追湯姆

293
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:19,688
‎我沒有逼你

294
00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:27,328
‎他把照片傳給凱爾了

295
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,808
‎-凱爾？那我們去找凱爾談談
‎-不

296
00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:32,928
‎我要去見艾瑞克，我在等下一班車

297
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,448
‎下一班還要1小時，你有很多時間

298
00:17:35,528 --> 00:17:36,568
‎-來吧
‎-就說不去了

299
00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:39,488
‎好吧，隨便你

300
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:47,328
‎（菲爾德偉線）

301
00:17:55,888 --> 00:17:58,368
‎-要去哪？
‎-艾咪的讀書會

302
00:18:08,768 --> 00:18:10,768
‎凱爾，你這樣很噁心

303
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,408
‎艾咪，他真的很噁

304
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:17,448
‎-就說我行吧
‎-沒人在乎，凱爾

305
00:18:19,928 --> 00:18:21,968
‎披薩！謝天謝地

306
00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:24,168
‎誰訂了披薩？

307
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,408
‎-我們訂的
‎-我們找到妳媽的信用卡

308
00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:32,208
‎現在是演哪齣？

309
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,568
‎我們要跟凱爾談談

310
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,128
‎-找他幹嘛？
‎-沒你的事

311
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:37,688
‎你怎麼回事？

312
00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:40,888
‎-我本來要去…
‎-艾咪，咬鳥女來了

313
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:44,608
‎幹嘛？

314
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:47,048
‎你的衣服好好看

315
00:18:48,248 --> 00:18:50,448
‎-謝謝
‎-家長見得怎麼樣？

316
00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:53,408
‎不太好，我逃走了

317
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,728
‎-凱爾在哪裡？
‎-怎麼了？

318
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:58,208
‎跟性有關嗎？他身上有蟲嗎？

319
00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:00,848
‎他有傳給我嗎？我身上都是蟲了嗎？

320
00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:02,208
‎不，我們只是要跟他談談

321
00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:09,288
‎露比，凱爾在哪？

322
00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:13,648
‎可能在廚房裡茫吧，他真的很噁心

323
00:19:32,528 --> 00:19:33,808
‎凱爾，我們必須談談

324
00:19:33,888 --> 00:19:36,808
‎我的皮膚就像地毯一樣

325
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:39,408
‎-凱爾，照片是不是你發的？
‎-踩我

326
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:41,568
‎我想當地毯

327
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,968
‎我們會把你幹爆，聽到沒？
‎你會希望自己是張地毯

328
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:47,208
‎-你有沒有發照片？有還是沒有？
‎-梅芙！

329
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,968
‎他完全神智不清了

330
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,848
‎真是太蠢了

331
00:19:51,928 --> 00:19:54,368
‎她自己要傳照片的
‎為什麼不直接去找警察呢？

332
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,368
‎你真的不懂吧？

333
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:59,328
‎-你就是個男人
‎-妳為何如此執著？

334
00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:01,448
‎妳需要錢嗎？我可以借妳

335
00:20:01,528 --> 00:20:04,448
‎還是妳只是為了逃避傑克森？

336
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,328
‎-那是什麼意思？
‎-我覺得很有趣

337
00:20:06,408 --> 00:20:09,008
‎妳只有在需要什麼的時候才會找我

338
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:09,968
‎不是這樣的

339
00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:12,728
‎-你是我朋友
‎-是嗎？

340
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,728
‎因為朋友應該要互相傾聽

341
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:19,968
‎我一直跟妳說我應該要陪艾瑞克

342
00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:23,168
‎但不知道為什麼
‎我卻跟妳還有地毯在這裡

343
00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:24,248
‎你走啊

344
00:20:25,368 --> 00:20:26,208
‎走啊

345
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,368
‎好

346
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,488
‎我沒有跟露比收錢

347
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,808
‎你沒錯
‎我被傑克森愚蠢的家庭聚會嚇到了

348
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,088
‎但那不是原因

349
00:20:41,168 --> 00:20:42,768
‎你知道我被叫咬鳥女多久了嗎？

350
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:44,848
‎4年了

351
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,928
‎連不認識的人都當面叫我咬鳥女

352
00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:51,328
‎我咬了賽門佛瑟索的陰囊

353
00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:54,808
‎我同時跟四個男人做愛
‎還搞上我二表哥

354
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,768
‎給我5英鎊我就幫你打手槍

355
00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:00,648
‎你知道這是怎麼開始的嗎？

356
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,688
‎克萊兒泰勒14歲生日的派對上
‎賽門想親我

357
00:21:06,128 --> 00:21:06,968
‎我拒絕了

358
00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:10,488
‎然後他就跟大家說我幫他口交
‎咬了他的老二

359
00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:11,888
‎就是這樣

360
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:14,048
‎它會一直跟著你

361
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:17,848
‎這真的很難受，沒有人應該被羞辱
‎就算露比也一樣

362
00:21:19,368 --> 00:21:20,368
‎我不知道這件事

363
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:21,848
‎隨便

364
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,168
‎拜託幫我解決這件事

365
00:21:37,648 --> 00:21:38,728
‎要怎麼讓他開口？

366
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,208
‎柳橙汁

367
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,808
‎我要柳橙汁

368
00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:58,288
‎-喂…
‎-你在哪裡？

369
00:21:58,368 --> 00:22:00,768
‎-你在公車上嗎？
‎-沒有

370
00:22:00,848 --> 00:22:03,728
‎突然發生了一件事，有點緊急

371
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:05,728
‎怎麼了？你還好嗎？

372
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:06,928
‎我很好

373
00:22:07,008 --> 00:22:08,648
‎我得處理一件事

374
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,568
‎我會搭下一班公車
‎電影結束後跟你會合

375
00:22:11,648 --> 00:22:15,928
‎我現在不是很想看了
‎我應該會直接回家

376
00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:17,728
‎好吧

377
00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:19,928
‎回到家打給我，我們再一起過

378
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:22,368
‎今天是你生日，我們要好好慶祝

379
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,848
‎對不起，我保證會補償你的

380
00:22:26,528 --> 00:22:27,728
‎好吧，晚點聊

381
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,528
‎再見

382
00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:49,128
‎再13小時就要公布了

383
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,088
‎（13小時）

384
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,248
‎這人真是邪惡的天才

385
00:22:52,128 --> 00:22:53,248
‎深得我心

386
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:56,288
‎最好是披薩來了

387
00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:05,048
‎妳好，我來參加讀書會

388
00:23:06,008 --> 00:23:07,688
‎露比跟我說的

389
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,408
‎我是史蒂夫，轉學生

390
00:23:11,048 --> 00:23:14,168
‎其實不是讀書會
‎我們只是在抽大麻和講人家壞話

391
00:23:14,968 --> 00:23:17,568
‎露比喜歡邀請她覺得很性感的男生

392
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:24,848
‎我還滿需要讀書的
‎我有好多三角函數作業

393
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,088
‎好吧，還是謝謝了

394
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,448
‎等等！

395
00:23:33,488 --> 00:23:35,368
‎不介意的話我可以教你

396
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,888
‎-請問這是開往摩爾戴的車嗎？
‎-不是

397
00:24:09,768 --> 00:24:11,368
‎不好意思請問一下

398
00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:13,808
‎你有看到我的外套嗎？
‎我手機錢包都在裡頭

399
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:17,848
‎請問你有看到誰拿了我的外套嗎？
‎我的手機錢包都在裡頭

400
00:24:17,968 --> 00:24:19,088
‎是老虎紋的

401
00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:24,928
‎不好意思，你有看到我的外套嗎？

402
00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:26,568
‎我的手機錢包都在裡面

403
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:40,928
‎為什麼大家要傳自己的裸照？

404
00:24:41,928 --> 00:24:43,088
‎因為很刺激

405
00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:45,448
‎你做了不該做的事

406
00:24:45,528 --> 00:24:46,968
‎但感覺很爽

407
00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:49,808
‎我當然沒傳過

408
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,808
‎-我不喜歡孤零零的生殖器
‎-是嗎？

409
00:24:53,688 --> 00:24:56,088
‎我只是想表達
‎人們這種行為不難理解

410
00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:59,048
‎就像上車沒買票

411
00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:02,088
‎或是撿到錢包然後據為己有

412
00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:05,328
‎明知不對，但做了就很爽

413
00:25:05,408 --> 00:25:07,608
‎我絕對不會把撿到的錢據為己有

414
00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:10,608
‎你做過不該做的事嗎，歐帝斯？

415
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:11,768
‎有啊

416
00:25:12,528 --> 00:25:13,368
‎像是？

417
00:25:13,808 --> 00:25:17,288
‎我偶爾不會備份硬碟

418
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:18,648
‎如果太累的話

419
00:25:24,808 --> 00:25:25,928
‎偷個東西吧

420
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,088
‎-不要
‎-要

421
00:25:30,168 --> 00:25:32,088
‎-不要，為什麼要偷東西？
‎-要啊

422
00:25:32,168 --> 00:25:33,528
‎-因為我賭你不敢
‎-所以咧

423
00:25:33,608 --> 00:25:34,648
‎我要看你有沒有種

424
00:25:34,728 --> 00:25:37,248
‎-你辦不到，快點，很簡單的
‎-不准妳說

425
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,688
‎-活在當下吧
‎-我不要…

426
00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:39,768
‎沒事的

427
00:25:51,448 --> 00:25:52,688
‎（小偷一律移送法辦）

428
00:26:08,008 --> 00:26:10,728
‎這裡本來是個男人，現在不是了

429
00:26:11,848 --> 00:26:13,088
‎對，他下班了

430
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,008
‎-你好，歐帝斯
‎-妳好

431
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:18,208
‎我是《搖滾芭比》

432
00:26:19,168 --> 00:26:20,088
‎我超愛那部電影

433
00:26:28,648 --> 00:26:32,088
‎-你沒事吧？
‎-我很好，就一般般

434
00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:35,728
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-我很好

435
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,808
‎你看起來有點緊張

436
00:26:38,808 --> 00:26:41,328
‎我為什麼要緊張，我又不是…

437
00:26:43,968 --> 00:26:45,008
‎你有打算要付錢嗎？

438
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,528
‎當然

439
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:48,728
‎沒有吧？

440
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,648
‎我不知道自己為什麼這麼做
‎我從來沒做過這種事

441
00:26:52,728 --> 00:26:54,128
‎看得出來

442
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,448
‎你是個差勁的小偷

443
00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:58,048
‎這多少錢？50便士？

444
00:26:58,128 --> 00:26:59,688
‎我必須通報警方

445
00:27:02,568 --> 00:27:04,248
‎-求求妳
‎-我必須這麼做

446
00:27:09,688 --> 00:27:10,528
‎開玩笑的

447
00:27:12,768 --> 00:27:13,968
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

448
00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:15,808
‎請你的

449
00:27:17,608 --> 00:27:18,448
‎好

450
00:27:18,968 --> 00:27:21,768
‎-好，謝謝妳
‎-不客氣

451
00:27:23,128 --> 00:27:24,528
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

452
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:30,888
‎我被抓了

453
00:27:31,368 --> 00:27:32,328
‎當然了

454
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:42,808
‎我無時無刻都收到一堆照片

455
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:44,608
‎你們懂的

456
00:27:44,968 --> 00:27:46,008
‎胸部

457
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:47,728
‎陰道

458
00:27:47,808 --> 00:27:50,008
‎-偶爾還有肛門
‎-凱爾，陰道照片

459
00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:52,008
‎早上那張是你發的嗎？

460
00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:53,408
‎不是

461
00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:55,968
‎那些都是我的私人收藏

462
00:27:57,088 --> 00:27:59,688
‎我是業餘色情作品的鑑賞家

463
00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:01,048
‎凱爾，你這樣很變態

464
00:28:02,368 --> 00:28:03,568
‎我知道

465
00:28:05,488 --> 00:28:06,648
‎滾

466
00:28:08,328 --> 00:28:09,248
‎快點

467
00:28:11,688 --> 00:28:12,528
‎來吧

468
00:28:16,888 --> 00:28:17,768
‎是他嗎？

469
00:28:18,568 --> 00:28:19,448
‎應該不是

470
00:28:19,528 --> 00:28:22,408
‎就快沒時間了，妳一點屁用也沒有

471
00:28:22,488 --> 00:28:23,688
‎她只是好心幫妳

472
00:28:26,568 --> 00:28:27,408
‎怎麼了？

473
00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:30,528
‎-我這輩子都毀了
‎-為什麼？發生什麼事？

474
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,408
‎大家笑了一整天的陰道

475
00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:37,048
‎是我的

476
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,208
‎我死定了

477
00:28:39,288 --> 00:28:40,608
‎我真的玩完了

478
00:28:50,368 --> 00:28:51,208
‎露比…

479
00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:57,848
‎最糟的狀況就是照片流出去
‎全校都知道是妳

480
00:28:57,928 --> 00:29:00,328
‎然後妳可能會被羞辱

481
00:29:00,408 --> 00:29:03,408
‎-並沒有讓我覺得好一點
‎-只有妳能做主

482
00:29:04,488 --> 00:29:06,128
‎每個人都有身體

483
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,728
‎沒什麼好感到羞恥的

484
00:29:09,568 --> 00:29:12,128
‎我有一根很怪的腳趾

485
00:29:12,368 --> 00:29:14,008
‎-它…
‎-歐帝斯，別這樣

486
00:29:16,368 --> 00:29:17,648
‎-長得像拇指
‎-好噁

487
00:29:17,728 --> 00:29:19,248
‎總之，重點就是

488
00:29:19,368 --> 00:29:22,288
‎這個人想要羞辱妳
‎但只要妳不同意

489
00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:24,288
‎-他們就無法得逞
‎-如果他們要羞辱我

490
00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,208
‎為什麼不直接公布我的臉？

491
00:29:26,288 --> 00:29:28,848
‎-真是太折磨了
‎-我的天啊

492
00:29:30,328 --> 00:29:31,288
‎是女生傳的

493
00:29:32,608 --> 00:29:33,728
‎我們以為是男生，其實是女生

494
00:29:34,328 --> 00:29:37,408
‎情緒勒索，又要求道歉
‎這是女生幹的

495
00:29:38,168 --> 00:29:39,208
‎哪些女生討厭妳？

496
00:29:39,288 --> 00:29:42,448
‎女生都討厭我，我是個賤貨
‎大家都討厭我

497
00:29:42,768 --> 00:29:44,368
‎-這倒是
‎-我要回家了

498
00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:47,048
‎奧莉薇亞，可以幫我叫計程車嗎？
‎用我手機

499
00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:58,968
‎-還有誰知道妳的密碼，露比？
‎-就只有莉芙

500
00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:09,768
‎是妳？

501
00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:16,488
‎你是健美選手嗎？

502
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:25,848
‎抱歉，我有時候會迷失在數學裡
‎妳說什麼？

503
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,968
‎你是健美選手嗎？

504
00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:30,528
‎你的手臂好壯

505
00:30:31,088 --> 00:30:33,448
‎謝謝，我很喜歡健身

506
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:37,848
‎我希望有一天能參加健美比賽
‎但我的小腿發育不良

507
00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:40,288
‎真是太遺憾了

508
00:30:40,368 --> 00:30:44,448
‎沒關係，我也很喜歡數學
‎所以還有選擇

509
00:30:45,288 --> 00:30:46,128
‎妳呢？

510
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,048
‎我不知道自己畢業後要做什麼

511
00:30:52,808 --> 00:30:54,368
‎但我都知道自己什麼時候會長斑

512
00:30:54,448 --> 00:30:56,208
‎所以我可能會當美容師吧？

513
00:31:01,848 --> 00:31:03,168
‎你的三角函數如何了？

514
00:31:03,568 --> 00:31:05,128
‎超難的

515
00:31:05,728 --> 00:31:06,768
‎代數也是

516
00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:09,448
‎我明年可能只能修一個了

517
00:31:09,928 --> 00:31:11,288
‎真是太難抉擇了

518
00:31:12,088 --> 00:31:13,368
‎你有沒有試過腦力激盪？

519
00:31:14,768 --> 00:31:16,208
‎我超愛腦力激盪的

520
00:31:32,288 --> 00:31:33,248
‎小姐，不好意思

521
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,808
‎-要搭便車嗎？
‎-不了，謝謝

522
00:31:43,328 --> 00:31:44,688
‎你有陰莖嗎，小姐？

523
00:31:46,288 --> 00:31:47,648
‎快給我們看你的老二

524
00:31:47,728 --> 00:31:49,768
‎讓我靜一靜吧

525
00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:52,968
‎同性戀

526
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,728
‎不要這樣，我平常不是這樣的
‎這只是變裝，我跟朋友去看電影

527
00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:00,848
‎我不是…

528
00:32:06,928 --> 00:32:08,688
‎我並沒有打算傳給任何人

529
00:32:08,768 --> 00:32:11,528
‎-我只是要讓她明白這種感覺
‎-妳在說什麼？

530
00:32:14,008 --> 00:32:16,688
‎妳每天都對我很刻薄，露比

531
00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:19,808
‎“妳提的是假包，妳睫毛膏結塊了

532
00:32:19,888 --> 00:32:22,248
‎妳的大腿很難看”

533
00:32:22,328 --> 00:32:23,648
‎確實如此，那是事實

534
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,488
‎看吧，她真的很壞

535
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,688
‎奧莉薇亞想說的應該是
‎妳一直過度批評她

536
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,288
‎但還是不能因為這樣就勒索別人

537
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:34,888
‎我只是想讓她體驗一天我的感受

538
00:32:34,968 --> 00:32:37,648
‎我說妳的缺點，不是要讓妳難過

539
00:32:37,768 --> 00:32:39,168
‎我是在幫助妳

540
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,048
‎也許奧莉薇亞需要能鼓勵她的朋友

541
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,568
‎-我們都會說大家的壞話啊
‎-對

542
00:32:44,648 --> 00:32:47,968
‎但妳也要接受他人的不完美

543
00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:50,208
‎不然要怎麼信任彼此呢？

544
00:32:54,088 --> 00:32:55,848
‎真的很對不起，露比

545
00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:01,288
‎我討厭妳，我要回家了

546
00:33:04,888 --> 00:33:06,968
‎算了，她就是個賤貨

547
00:33:17,048 --> 00:33:18,288
‎妳怎麼知道是女生？

548
00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:21,608
‎我讀過很多真實案件

549
00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:48,048
‎-還好嗎？你流血了
‎-我沒事

550
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,128
‎-坐下吧
‎-沒事

551
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:52,808
‎我很好

552
00:33:52,888 --> 00:33:54,528
‎-誰有衛生紙？
‎-我有

553
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,688
‎我真的沒事

554
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,408
‎我只是想借一下手機

555
00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:05,248
‎我東西全被偷了，我想回家

556
00:34:05,848 --> 00:34:06,688
‎對

557
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,008
‎拿去用吧

558
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,488
‎我很好，我沒事

559
00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:21,088
‎喂

560
00:34:21,848 --> 00:34:22,928
‎我是艾瑞克

561
00:34:24,288 --> 00:34:27,208
‎發生了一點事，可以來接我嗎？

562
00:34:38,488 --> 00:34:39,848
‎妳要怎麼跟傑克森說？

563
00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:43,608
‎-我拉肚子
‎-天啊

564
00:34:45,368 --> 00:34:47,088
‎他永遠不會理我了吧？

565
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:49,768
‎妳為什麼不道別？

566
00:34:51,008 --> 00:34:52,448
‎這樣他就解脫了

567
00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:56,528
‎她們不會想要自己的寶貝
‎跟我這種人約會的

568
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,488
‎何必再說些假話呢？

569
00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:02,848
‎如果妳不敞開心胸

570
00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:04,408
‎-就永遠找不到答案
‎-不

571
00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:05,888
‎不准治療我

572
00:35:07,048 --> 00:35:07,888
‎抱歉

573
00:35:12,888 --> 00:35:13,728
‎妳還好嗎？

574
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:15,648
‎我有一件針織衫

575
00:35:17,168 --> 00:35:18,168
‎這麼紳士

576
00:35:19,608 --> 00:35:22,128
‎其實上面沾了椹果醬
‎所以也沒有很紳士

577
00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,048
‎很好

578
00:35:32,008 --> 00:35:33,448
‎你的手為什麼這麼長？

579
00:35:34,568 --> 00:35:35,448
‎才沒有

580
00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:38,728
‎袖子捲起來就好了，蠢蛋

581
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:42,728
‎換手

582
00:35:53,968 --> 00:35:55,128
‎我是處男

583
00:35:55,568 --> 00:35:56,808
‎什麼？

584
00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,728
‎我是處男，我覺得應該要告訴妳

585
00:36:01,128 --> 00:36:03,088
‎-很好啊，我不會嘲笑你
‎-太好了

586
00:36:03,688 --> 00:36:05,448
‎說出來真是太好了

587
00:36:07,848 --> 00:36:09,168
‎我要走了

588
00:36:11,008 --> 00:36:12,208
‎-好的
‎-好

589
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,048
‎-妳一個人可以回家吧？
‎-當然

590
00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:20,008
‎明天見

591
00:36:28,648 --> 00:36:31,648
‎（媽：兩通未接來電）

592
00:36:40,688 --> 00:36:41,528
‎媽

593
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,168
‎沒事吧？

594
00:36:48,888 --> 00:36:49,728
‎艾瑞克

595
00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:53,528
‎我就不打擾你們了

596
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:04,288
‎對不起，突然發生了一點事
‎跟梅芙和診所有關

597
00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:06,048
‎原本是很嚴肅的

598
00:37:06,328 --> 00:37:09,968
‎但又變得很瘋狂
‎我們差點要親下去了

599
00:37:10,408 --> 00:37:13,728
‎氣氛好到不行，然後我又搞砸了

600
00:37:15,808 --> 00:37:16,928
‎你的臉怎麼了？

601
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,608
‎你跟梅芙在一起？

602
00:37:19,128 --> 00:37:22,088
‎對，為了那張大家在傳的照片

603
00:37:22,768 --> 00:37:23,688
‎你丟下我

604
00:37:23,768 --> 00:37:26,168
‎讓我一個人穿成這樣
‎就因為你想跟梅芙出去？

605
00:37:26,888 --> 00:37:28,688
‎不，我不是故意的

606
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,808
‎-你實在有夠自我中心
‎-發生什麼事了？

607
00:37:30,888 --> 00:37:32,528
‎你只在乎自己

608
00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:36,408
‎什麼？這麼說不公平

609
00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,808
‎艾瑞克，你為什麼這麼生氣？

610
00:37:38,888 --> 00:37:41,408
‎因為我們從九歲開始就是朋友了

611
00:37:41,488 --> 00:37:44,048
‎你卻為了只認識五秒鐘的人丟下我

612
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:45,768
‎你變了

613
00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,368
‎以前的歐帝斯絕對不會這樣的

614
00:37:47,688 --> 00:37:49,328
‎-我沒有…
‎-但你就這麼做了

615
00:37:49,808 --> 00:37:52,928
‎你還真以為她會喜歡你
‎你連自己都碰不了

616
00:37:53,008 --> 00:37:53,888
‎醒醒吧

617
00:37:55,288 --> 00:37:56,848
‎我自戀？

618
00:37:57,328 --> 00:37:58,808
‎你沒辦法忍受

619
00:37:58,888 --> 00:38:00,928
‎自己不在鎂光燈的中心

620
00:38:01,008 --> 00:38:02,328
‎至少我沒有妄想症

621
00:38:02,408 --> 00:38:04,848
‎你之所以會生氣
‎是因為在我們的友誼外

622
00:38:04,928 --> 00:38:06,608
‎我還有了新的生活

623
00:38:06,688 --> 00:38:07,968
‎你沒辦法接受這件事

624
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:14,928
‎我請你媽來接我
‎因為這裡給我安全感

625
00:38:17,808 --> 00:38:19,168
‎看來我錯了

626
00:38:33,408 --> 00:38:35,848
‎你還好嗎，親愛的？
‎要不要聊聊？

627
00:38:49,088 --> 00:38:49,928
‎發生什麼事了？

628
00:38:50,008 --> 00:38:52,928
‎-沒怎樣
‎-艾瑞克，告訴我怎麼了

629
00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:55,688
‎沒事，爸，我不想談

630
00:38:57,248 --> 00:38:59,048
‎如果你要繼續這樣下去

631
00:39:00,488 --> 00:39:01,808
‎就要硬起來

632
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:54,328
‎來拿鞋子嗎？

633
00:39:55,808 --> 00:39:56,848
‎我很抱歉，好嗎？

634
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,568
‎我不想對自己女友一無所知

635
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,168
‎天啊

636
00:40:07,768 --> 00:40:09,248
‎那來看看我住的地方吧

637
00:40:35,848 --> 00:40:36,808
‎很棒啊

638
00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:42,888
‎關於我家人的傳言是真的

639
00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:45,888
‎其中一些是真的

640
00:40:46,448 --> 00:40:49,168
‎我媽藥物成癮
‎我爸在我有記憶前就跑了

641
00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:53,328
‎所以他們不是會計師？

642
00:40:56,168 --> 00:40:57,648
‎我並不光鮮亮麗，傑克森

643
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:14,048
‎我11歲就開始服用抗焦慮藥物

644
00:41:15,968 --> 00:41:19,168
‎有時候會嚴重恐慌發作
‎甚至以為自己要死了

645
00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:22,848
‎我幾乎每天早上都會吐

646
00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:26,248
‎在集會前，還有每場比賽後

647
00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:30,288
‎我睡不好，因為我會胡思亂想

648
00:41:30,368 --> 00:41:32,688
‎然後我媽媽們可能要離婚了

649
00:41:34,088 --> 00:41:34,968
‎她們老是

650
00:41:35,728 --> 00:41:36,608
‎在吵架

651
00:41:38,568 --> 00:41:41,168
‎我就是她們唯一的橋樑

652
00:41:44,328 --> 00:41:45,168
‎很沉重

653
00:41:46,288 --> 00:41:48,048
‎只有跟妳在一起的時候

654
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:52,528
‎我才不會去胡思亂想

655
00:41:54,568 --> 00:41:56,048
‎我以為你家庭很完美

656
00:42:04,168 --> 00:42:05,648
‎我的也不怎麼光鮮亮麗吧？

657
00:42:24,488 --> 00:42:25,408
‎那麼…

658
00:42:27,368 --> 00:42:29,208
‎要帶我參觀一下嗎？

659
00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:33,088
‎-好啊
‎-真的嗎？太好了

660
00:43:33,128 --> 00:43:34,128
‎首先

661
00:43:34,968 --> 00:43:38,848
‎我要嚴正警告大家，切勿透過手機

662
00:43:38,928 --> 00:43:40,928
‎散播色情圖片

663
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:45,528
‎這種行為不僅可恥

664
00:43:46,528 --> 00:43:50,208
‎還會造成非常嚴重的後果
‎甚至可能會

665
00:43:50,808 --> 00:43:53,168
‎引發法律問題

666
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,568
‎現在還不清楚是誰發的照片

667
00:43:59,048 --> 00:44:03,008
‎不過我們會持續追查

668
00:44:03,128 --> 00:44:05,168
‎聽說那是露比的陰道

669
00:44:05,248 --> 00:44:07,448
‎-謝謝
‎-露比整個外翻了

670
00:44:14,128 --> 00:44:15,008
‎現在…

671
00:44:16,928 --> 00:44:17,848
‎那是我的陰道

672
00:44:18,808 --> 00:44:20,168
‎-坐下
‎-不要

673
00:44:20,728 --> 00:44:22,608
‎照片裡是我的陰道

674
00:44:23,968 --> 00:44:25,608
‎坐下

675
00:44:27,808 --> 00:44:28,728
‎不對，是我的陰道

676
00:44:28,808 --> 00:44:30,848
‎好了，謝謝妳，梅芙

677
00:44:30,928 --> 00:44:32,088
‎請坐下

678
00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:34,968
‎妳們都錯了

679
00:44:35,648 --> 00:44:37,008
‎是我的陰道

680
00:44:37,848 --> 00:44:40,008
‎那不可能是妳們所有人的陰道

681
00:44:40,088 --> 00:44:42,248
‎我也有陰道

682
00:44:42,328 --> 00:44:44,608
‎恭喜妳，請坐下

683
00:44:44,688 --> 00:44:46,608
‎-是我的陰道
‎-是我的陰道

684
00:44:47,008 --> 00:44:48,168
‎-夠了
‎-是我的陰道

685
00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:50,008
‎-是我的陰道
‎-謝謝，我已經明白

686
00:44:50,128 --> 00:44:51,928
‎-妳們的意思…
‎-是我的陰道

687
00:44:52,008 --> 00:44:53,048
‎你沒有陰道

688
00:44:53,128 --> 00:44:54,568
‎你並沒有陰道

689
00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:56,208
‎就像我沒有陰道一樣

690
00:44:56,288 --> 00:44:59,008
‎-是我的陰道
‎-請大家坐下

691
00:44:59,088 --> 00:45:00,928
‎-你們通通…
‎-是我的陰道

692
00:45:01,008 --> 00:45:03,048
‎-是我的陰道
‎-坐下

693
00:45:03,128 --> 00:45:05,968
‎-是我的陰道
‎-該死的陰道！

694
00:45:11,808 --> 00:45:12,968
‎是我的陰道

695
00:46:18,808 --> 00:46:20,648
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