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‎怎么样？你觉得爽吗？

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‎谈不上 你只是在我的大腿上瞎蹭

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‎好 我们交换位置

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‎这样怎么样？

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‎腿抽筋了！

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‎你非得这么有干劲吗？

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‎性爱本来就该很有干劲

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‎好了 暂停 暂停一下

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‎你要我给你口交吗？

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‎萝丝

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‎或者我们可以看《蓝色星球》

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‎好

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‎丝鲨很漂亮

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‎让它们更为迷人的是

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‎这里有数千条

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‎逼

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎够了

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‎消停点

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‎（逼）

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‎（奶子 精液）

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‎（奥蒂斯：我更喜欢
‎这位画家早期的作品）

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‎（奥蒂斯：色情杰作）

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‎（梅芙：我们大概找到
‎我们的雷诺阿了）

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‎嘿

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‎-你爱上梅芙了
‎-什么？我没有…

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‎我才没爱上她 别瞎扯了

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‎三个星期来
‎你好像跟手机黏在一起了

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‎她每次发短信给你 都会发生这种事

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‎-发生什么事？
‎-小心点 瘦高个

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‎好 祝你今天愉快

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‎就像这样！你变成面带笑容
‎开心杯子蛋糕奥蒂斯 很怪‎异

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‎我不懂你在说什么

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‎梅芙和我是同事
‎我们是朋友 仅此而已

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‎-朋友
‎-男生和女生能做朋友

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‎才怪 他们的性器官才能做朋友

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‎我还以为
‎你说梅芙跟杰克逊是一对

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‎他们不是一对 他们只是…

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‎进行火热、强劲
‎热汗淋漓的性行为？

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‎随意性行为

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‎你好像对她的恋爱状况很了解嘛

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‎对 因为我们是朋友
‎朋友分享事情啊

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‎比如体液吗？

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‎嘿 听着

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‎你还在找工作吗？

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‎少来这套 不要转移话题

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‎你显然就是爱上了梅芙

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‎（想赚外快？
‎何不加入我们的团队？）

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‎（带头行动 立即致电！）

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‎077…

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‎-爽吗？
‎-嗯

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‎对了 我有一段时间没见过你了

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‎我还以为你不想跟我一起了

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‎-我最近很忙
‎-好吧

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‎你想稍后一起玩吗？

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‎-我们刚做完爱
‎-我是说比如…

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‎一起玩

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‎杰克逊 你想对此事保密
‎我觉得无所谓

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‎我觉得做炮友挺好

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‎你没必要表现得很高尚

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‎好吗？

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‎回头见

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‎该死 杰克逊好性感

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‎杰克逊在看我们

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‎天哪

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‎-杰克逊过来了
‎-我能跟你们一起坐吗？

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‎杰克逊来了

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‎你认识梅芙吧？

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‎是的 他认识

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‎对 我是说

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‎我们是朋友 我们只是朋友

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‎-嘿 老兄 我是…
‎-帅哥

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‎-抱歉 你是…
‎-埃里克

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‎埃里克

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‎有些人称我为“长号手”

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‎-我需要你帮忙
‎-我？

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‎我是说 我

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‎-梅芙和我 我们…
‎-在搞对方

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‎对 感觉很棒

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‎但我意识到 我希望她多陪陪我

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‎-你懂的 那事之后
‎-搞完之后

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‎对 我想你可能能帮到我

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‎你想他帮你让梅芙成为你的女友？

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‎是的

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‎嗯 我不知道我能做些什么

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‎-你是她的朋友
‎-对

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‎另外 我听说你提供性爱建议

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‎的确如此

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‎对

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‎所以我觉得我找对人了

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‎我是说 我可以付钱
‎如果这是个问题的话

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‎-我要走了 稍后再聊
‎-等等 不

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‎-真的很感谢 老兄 保重
‎-好啊

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‎这…

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‎那是杰克逊的新女友吗？

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‎你简直像个皮条客

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‎不是酷酷的史努比狗狗那种

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‎D

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‎D

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‎（请来见我 E）

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‎在这份试卷上 你只是画了一幅画…

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‎这是…

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‎这是个女人的屁股

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‎这里是…

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‎这里是屁眼 这里是阴道

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‎当你35岁时

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‎因为觉得自己是个废物

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‎而从高速公路桥上往下跳的时候
‎你就笑不起来了

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‎我跟山景军校的院长又谈了一次

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‎-爸 我…
‎-你的名字在候补名单上

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‎在本学期结束之前 你可以提高分数
‎来改变我的想法

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‎抱歉 我来晚了 我…

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‎有事

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‎打起精神来 我们要见客户了

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‎收到 同意 可以走了

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‎我们越努力 情况就变得越糟

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‎就好像没法同步或找到节奏

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‎我们做爱的时候
‎我感觉好像我都没见到过阴部似的

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‎但我明明见过
‎因为我就有一个 我经常拿来看

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‎现在坏到了这种程度
‎就是我每次想碰萝丝时

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‎就感觉很慌张

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‎因为我知道会很糟

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‎就好比你在组装宜家买来的书架时

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‎意识到你漏掉一个步骤 螺丝钉不对

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‎之前做的一切纯属浪费时间

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‎然后你就讨厌关于瑞典的一切

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‎告诉他 萝丝 告诉他有多糟

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‎我不懂我们为何来这里

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‎一个16岁直男的建议不大可能

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‎奇迹般解决我们的问题

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‎真蠢

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‎对 我是说 你说得对 萝丝

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‎我不是特别擅长

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‎解决蕾丝边性关系方面的复杂问题

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‎不过我认为

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‎如果我能多了解一点
‎你们双方的情感关系

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‎我或许能更了解问题的根源

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‎我们的关系没有问题

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‎我们相爱 感觉很好

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‎我们只是…

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‎没经验

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‎这是我的第一段蕾丝边恋爱关系

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‎我也是

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‎我是说 第一次蕾丝边性治疗

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‎所以你有什么想法吗 金赛教授？

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‎我想在本世纪结束前来一次高潮

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‎好 交给我吧

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‎我会研究一下 看看能想到什么办法

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‎嗯 太好了

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‎谢谢 谢了

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‎怎么样？

152
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‎或许有点难度

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‎真抱歉

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‎抱歉 我生病了 不过不严重

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‎进来 我们开始吧

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‎-我去拿我的…
‎-跟我来

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‎请坐

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‎我不会咬人

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‎（《枕边细语》）

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‎那么…

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‎阴囊焦虑

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‎你的邮件表明你受到这种状况的折磨
‎已经有一段时间了

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‎你干嘛不先说说

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‎你关于阴囊的最早记忆是什么？

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‎天哪

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‎抱歉 我彻底忘了

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‎我…

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‎-我在装修洗手间
‎-嗯 我知道

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‎我的工具在外面

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‎所以我最好去拿工具 对吗？

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‎最早的记忆

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‎我当时刚满五岁

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‎我往下看

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‎心想

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‎“我的蛋蛋在那里”

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‎今年的高中作文比赛的题目

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‎是“每个伟大的梦想
‎都从梦想者开始”

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‎所有人都必须参加

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‎这是个绝佳的机会

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‎对你们明年的大学申请很有好处

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‎你们在听吗？根本没有 总之…

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‎这里有更多的信息 要不要看随便

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‎我很想看到
‎你对此的看法 梅芙 说真的

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‎（题目：“每个伟大的梦想
‎都从梦想者开始”）

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‎-我要把钱还回去
‎-等等

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‎你有一个难得的机会
‎用你的本事谋取私利

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‎什么意思？

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‎你把钱收下 给杰克逊出坏点子
‎坏了他的事

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‎好吧 这样做太不道德了

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‎不道德还是…

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‎很厉害？

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‎极不道德 埃里克 我要把钱还回去

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‎好吗？到此为止

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‎你先请 道德队长

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‎奥蒂斯

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‎你找到我了

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‎听着 我需要把钱还给你

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‎背着梅芙跟人交谈 我觉得不舒服
‎这样做不对

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‎这样不道德 这样做不对

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‎我懂

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‎没问题 你是个高尚的人

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‎-太好了 钱在这里
‎-梅芙真难搞 老兄

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‎就像魔方一样 她说一套 做一套

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‎我赶不上她的步伐

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‎-你懂我的意思吗？
‎-不懂

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‎-但你有…
‎-我们会有疯狂美妙的性爱

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‎我是说超凡脱俗的性爱

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‎-别这样
‎-然后她好多天不理我

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‎然后她又想做爱
‎我们一直这样周而复始

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‎她就好像性感的旋转木马 我下不来

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‎她不是个物件！

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‎什么？

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‎我说她不是个物件

214
00:11:19,848 --> 00:11:22,928
‎你一直把她描述成一个无生命的物件
‎但她是一个人

215
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:25,648
‎你有没有想过问一下她想要什么

216
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,848
‎或是她喜欢什么？

217
00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:28,048
‎她喜欢什么？

218
00:11:28,128 --> 00:11:29,088
‎很多东西

219
00:11:30,048 --> 00:11:30,968
‎首先

220
00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:31,928
‎女性作家

221
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,328
‎等等 就像《饥饿游戏》？

222
00:11:33,408 --> 00:11:35,608
‎她更喜欢弗吉尼亚·伍尔夫
‎或罗克珊·盖

223
00:11:35,688 --> 00:11:36,688
‎或西尔维娅·普拉斯

224
00:11:36,768 --> 00:11:40,688
‎她对音乐也颇有品味 快乐小分队
‎涅槃乐队、比基尼杀戮…

225
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,808
‎但她并不装逼
‎我是说 她也听流行音乐

226
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,928
‎她也有很强的黑色幽默感

227
00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,648
‎你在干什么？

228
00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:49,808
‎我在记笔记 这很有帮助

229
00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:51,608
‎不 我不是在帮你

230
00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,368
‎-这不是帮忙
‎-就是的

231
00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,568
‎别再无所事事 快出来！游40圈！

232
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,488
‎快点 杰克逊

233
00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:00,048
‎多谢了 你简直帮了大忙

234
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,048
‎-保重
‎-好

235
00:12:02,128 --> 00:12:03,048
‎再见 杰克逊

236
00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:06,448
‎天哪

237
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:11,208
‎好样的

238
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:26,128
‎两位 去别的地方得疱疹吧

239
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,488
‎（《一间自己的房间》）

240
00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:33,928
‎嘿 梅芙

241
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,128
‎你才没在读弗吉尼亚·伍尔夫的书

242
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,008
‎我怎么不会读？她才华横溢

243
00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,048
‎这个大鼻子女人是谁？

244
00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:46,008
‎显然是20世纪英国
‎一个狂热的女权主义者

245
00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:48,488
‎我之前从未见过你读书
‎你在开玩笑吧？

246
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,728
‎才不是

247
00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:50,888
‎我经常读书

248
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:55,768
‎嘿

249
00:12:57,688 --> 00:12:59,968
‎你知道自1972年以来

250
00:13:00,048 --> 00:13:02,008
‎你是唯一从图书馆借过这本书的人？

251
00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:02,968
‎（梅芙·威利）

252
00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:05,248
‎显然不再是了

253
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:12,888
‎现在他是女权主义者了！

254
00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:15,048
‎你让全校最性感的男生更性感了

255
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:17,288
‎他基本上成了瑞恩·高斯林
‎干得漂亮

256
00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,528
‎你不明白 他之前就像绝地武士

257
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,008
‎懂吗？他只是说话

258
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,328
‎无论我做什么 他都会如愿以偿

259
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:26,368
‎你唯一的优势就是
‎你很开明很有知识什么的

260
00:13:26,568 --> 00:13:29,328
‎算是抵消了你是处男这件差劲的事

261
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,808
‎现在他学会了利用这个优势
‎游戏结束了

262
00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:33,488
‎-这不是游戏
‎-就是游戏

263
00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:34,688
‎因为梅芙和我

264
00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:35,688
‎只是朋友

265
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,648
‎总之 她不会中他的诡计

266
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:41,328
‎天哪 我喜欢弗吉尼亚·伍尔夫

267
00:13:42,048 --> 00:13:43,648
‎人善被人欺

268
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:46,608
‎尤其是他是一个腹肌结实的好男人

269
00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:55,688
‎（奥蒂斯·米尔本：处男）

270
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,888
‎露比认为凯尔应该改变他的着装风格

271
00:13:57,968 --> 00:13:59,448
‎但我觉得他看起来很帅

272
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:01,648
‎我是说 他最近经常穿运动裤

273
00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:03,648
‎但那只是因为
‎他把自己的牛仔裤给烧了

274
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,888
‎什么？

275
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,328
‎他的大腿上有二度烧伤

276
00:14:07,408 --> 00:14:09,568
‎但事发当时 他被点燃了
‎所以会有一点痛

277
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:11,168
‎嘿 梅芙

278
00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:13,048
‎你认为伍尔夫说这话是什么意思？

279
00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:15,808
‎“男人反对妇女解放的历史

280
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,968
‎或许比解放运动本身更值得玩味”

281
00:14:20,328 --> 00:14:23,048
‎男人是混蛋
‎选择性阉割是我们唯一的希望

282
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,768
‎你太黑色了

283
00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:27,328
‎什么？

284
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,448
‎你有黑色幽默感 我喜欢黑色幽默

285
00:14:31,048 --> 00:14:32,008
‎-好 再见
‎-再见

286
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,048
‎他最近好诡异

287
00:14:37,648 --> 00:14:39,168
‎我觉得他在耍帅

288
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,848
‎只不过是用言语

289
00:14:42,328 --> 00:14:44,328
‎女孩们 少聊天 多跑步！

290
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:48,048
‎不！

291
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,288
‎你在听荡妇脸的歌吗？

292
00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:00,648
‎什么？荡妇脸？

293
00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:02,728
‎对 他们的新专辑太棒了

294
00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:04,488
‎你什么时候开始喜欢朋克了？

295
00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:05,648
‎等等 你喜欢朋克？

296
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,328
‎还有很多其他东西

297
00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:10,968
‎我有一张多余的门票
‎可以去看本地乐队的夜间表演

298
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,368
‎“艳女群交” 想来吗？

299
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,768
‎-或许吧
‎-好 约会就这么定咯

300
00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:17,808
‎事实上 我去不了

301
00:15:17,928 --> 00:15:19,328
‎我要写作文

302
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,088
‎-什么？
‎-玩得开心点

303
00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:28,368
‎她不会给你发短信

304
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,608
‎她现在在给杰克逊发短信

305
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,968
‎有了男友 谁还需要朋友啊？

306
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:34,688
‎听着 他不是她的男友

307
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,248
‎我是说 如果他是
‎我也不会在乎 但他不是

308
00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:38,488
‎他真的不是

309
00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:41,928
‎看来你错了

310
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,448
‎（梅芙：有客户吗？需要些钱）

311
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:44,448
‎我要走了

312
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,688
‎瞧 梅芙和我
‎依然共同经营一家性爱诊所

313
00:15:46,768 --> 00:15:48,128
‎依然很诡异

314
00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:52,768
‎非常非常诡异

315
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:05,728
‎怎么？

316
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,128
‎音乐太大声了吗？

317
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,328
‎不 没事

318
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:12,888
‎好吧

319
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,128
‎怎么样了？

320
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,648
‎发霉很严重

321
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,728
‎但可以修好

322
00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:21,168
‎太好了

323
00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,128
‎我是说

324
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,168
‎-没关系
‎-好

325
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,688
‎你又在写书吗？

326
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,088
‎我是说 我看到你…

327
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:34,768
‎今早在你办公室里看到有你写的书

328
00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,768
‎是的 很久以前

329
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,288
‎但我已经不写了

330
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,208
‎为什么？

331
00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:47,488
‎这个嘛…

332
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,968
‎最后一本书是我跟前夫

333
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:52,408
‎一起写的

334
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,088
‎出版之后 我们就分开了

335
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,728
‎我试过

336
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,168
‎但坦白说

337
00:17:01,768 --> 00:17:04,088
‎随着年龄的增长
‎不知不觉会产生恐惧感

338
00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:06,848
‎我不知道怎么会告诉你

339
00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:09,168
‎让恐惧感见鬼去吧

340
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:10,968
‎你说什么？

341
00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:12,728
‎让恐惧感见鬼去吧

342
00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,968
‎也许你明天开心地驾车出行

343
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:21,128
‎然后跟一辆18轮卡车撞个正着

344
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,128
‎你被挤到路上 死翘翘

345
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:26,168
‎纯属浪费时间

346
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:28,408
‎所以让恐惧感见鬼去吧

347
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,128
‎你好 宝贝

348
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,728
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

349
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,448
‎-你还好吧？
‎-嗯

350
00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:39,608
‎-我有作业 所以…
‎-嗯…

351
00:17:39,728 --> 00:17:42,848
‎我不打扰你了

352
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:15,808
‎抱歉

353
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,288
‎没关系

354
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,648
‎你好

355
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,488
‎你是奥蒂斯的朋友吗？

356
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,808
‎不 我是来接我父亲的

357
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,488
‎你知道的

358
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,928
‎很热情的欧洲男人
‎认为自己是个笑星

359
00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:28,448
‎有一双目光锐利的蓝眼睛

360
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:29,528
‎手臂上纹着“操”

361
00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:35,768
‎别幼稚了 快点 我上班要迟到了！

362
00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:46,128
‎我才不理你 快点

363
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,048
‎我能借用你的洗手间吗？

364
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:52,008
‎当然了 就在楼上

365
00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:53,088
‎谢谢

366
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:04,688
‎妈！

367
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:06,368
‎你不是我妈

368
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,088
‎我只是…我没有…

369
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:10,288
‎我在做研究

370
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:19,168
‎你应该考虑给这扇门装一把锁

371
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,048
‎洗手间在哪？

372
00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:24,328
‎-在你的左手边
‎-谢谢

373
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,848
‎冷静

374
00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:38,568
‎别惹我

375
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,048
‎你们便便了吗？

376
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,328
‎恶心

377
00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:45,288
‎好 别动

378
00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:48,328
‎对 你应该感到不安

379
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:57,088
‎法兰西斯、培根 快回来！

380
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,568
‎来吧

381
00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:00,288
‎搞什么？

382
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,488
‎法兰西斯！

383
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,568
‎培根！不

384
00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,128
‎该死

385
00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:12,128
‎来吧 狗狗 来吧

386
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,728
‎来吧

387
00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:16,408
‎嘿

388
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:20,048
‎抱歉 新工作 遛狗人

389
00:20:20,648 --> 00:20:21,568
‎同志

390
00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:26,248
‎安静 淑女

391
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,608
‎安静点 淑女

392
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:34,488
‎这不是我的狗 是我妈的

393
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,688
‎它很可爱

394
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:37,968
‎它是冠军狗

395
00:20:38,848 --> 00:20:39,768
‎好

396
00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:42,488
‎它好比小狗中的金卡戴珊

397
00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:48,328
‎起来 淑女 起来！

398
00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:50,248
‎给我看你的奶子 好姑娘

399
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,488
‎好姑娘

400
00:20:53,088 --> 00:20:54,128
‎太厉害了

401
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:56,568
‎淑女听起来有点像亚当

402
00:20:58,728 --> 00:20:59,768
‎你想说什么？

403
00:21:00,768 --> 00:21:01,648
‎没什么

404
00:21:01,848 --> 00:21:03,568
‎没什么 好 再见

405
00:21:10,488 --> 00:21:12,128
‎淑女！

406
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,208
‎真对不起

407
00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:16,048
‎我得把这些狗送回去 我可以回来…

408
00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:18,808
‎别操心了 好吗？如果没法控制狗
‎就不应该遛狗

409
00:21:19,688 --> 00:21:21,048
‎滚吧！

410
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,448
‎淑女！

411
00:22:06,928 --> 00:22:09,048
‎（梅芙：艳女群交怎么样？）

412
00:22:14,928 --> 00:22:16,568
‎（杰克逊：没去 你不在没意思）

413
00:22:16,648 --> 00:22:18,288
‎（在读伍尔夫女士的书 她很棒）

414
00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:24,968
‎（梅芙：她是那个年代的碧昂丝）

415
00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:26,728
‎你连遛狗都不会！

416
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,768
‎简直不可思议

417
00:22:30,968 --> 00:22:33,008
‎想想可怜的淑女 孤零零地在外面

418
00:22:33,568 --> 00:22:35,568
‎像那样的狗五分钟都活不了

419
00:22:37,048 --> 00:22:38,208
‎你开心了吗？

420
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,128
‎你伤了你妈妈的心

421
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,488
‎不怪我

422
00:22:42,808 --> 00:22:44,408
‎我发誓这不是我的错

423
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,568
‎都是借口 走吧！

424
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,128
‎你好

425
00:23:28,248 --> 00:23:29,168
‎嗨

426
00:23:32,768 --> 00:23:33,768
‎那好吧

427
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:34,968
‎我听说了一件事

428
00:23:38,248 --> 00:23:39,088
‎好吧

429
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,448
‎此事跟你的处男状态有关

430
00:23:44,408 --> 00:23:45,248
‎你说什么？

431
00:23:45,328 --> 00:23:48,488
‎我通过小道消息得知你还是处男

432
00:23:48,568 --> 00:23:49,688
‎这不关你的事

433
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:52,528
‎别故作谦虚了
‎如果你愿意 我没问题

434
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:53,448
‎没问题？

435
00:23:54,408 --> 00:23:55,768
‎给你破处

436
00:23:56,808 --> 00:23:59,288
‎操你 跟你上床

437
00:24:00,008 --> 00:24:02,008
‎你的鸡巴放我阴道里
‎你觉得怎么样？

438
00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:03,208
‎嗯

439
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,008
‎抱歉 你是谁？

440
00:24:06,648 --> 00:24:08,048
‎你希望我是谁 我就是谁

441
00:24:10,528 --> 00:24:11,488
‎我也叫莉莉

442
00:24:13,488 --> 00:24:15,808
‎谢了 莉莉 不过…

443
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,088
‎我要婉言拒绝

444
00:24:18,368 --> 00:24:19,208
‎好吧

445
00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:21,688
‎如果你改变主意…

446
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:23,968
‎通常情况下 你可以在二号音乐室
‎或代数社团

447
00:24:24,768 --> 00:24:25,768
‎找到我

448
00:24:26,928 --> 00:24:27,808
‎再见

449
00:24:28,648 --> 00:24:29,528
‎再见

450
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,128
‎小奥 哥们

451
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:36,608
‎杰…哥们

452
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,568
‎我只想谢谢你帮我 老兄

453
00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:40,328
‎我和梅芙整夜都在互传短信

454
00:24:40,408 --> 00:24:42,328
‎-她很聪明
‎-我知道

455
00:24:42,408 --> 00:24:44,248
‎事实上 我对这些东西也感兴趣

456
00:24:44,328 --> 00:24:45,928
‎走出自己的舒适区大概是件好事

457
00:24:46,008 --> 00:24:47,248
‎我想是的

458
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:49,168
‎-多亏了你 老兄
‎-知道吗 杰克逊？

459
00:24:49,248 --> 00:24:50,368
‎-我…
‎-真不错

460
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,568
‎-我没…
‎-我得走了 谢谢

461
00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:52,608
‎-等等
‎-好吗？好

462
00:24:54,288 --> 00:24:55,288
‎哟！

463
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:03,088
‎（梅芙：泳池 放学后 诊所的事）

464
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:09,728
‎给你的

465
00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:11,568
‎是汤

466
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:12,848
‎给病人喝的

467
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:13,808
‎不用

468
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,208
‎你太客气啦

469
00:25:15,288 --> 00:25:18,288
‎我今天感觉好多了
‎只是嗓子有点沙哑而已

470
00:25:18,368 --> 00:25:21,048
‎还是把汤喝了吧 对你有好处

471
00:25:21,928 --> 00:25:23,688
‎之前从来没人给我熬过汤

472
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:25,208
‎只是汤而已

473
00:25:27,808 --> 00:25:29,248
‎好 继续工作

474
00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:30,968
‎借过

475
00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:33,528
‎借过

476
00:26:05,088 --> 00:26:06,568
‎（《枕边细语》）

477
00:26:35,848 --> 00:26:37,448
‎你干嘛不跟他约会？

478
00:26:38,488 --> 00:26:40,128
‎我们来做思维导图吧

479
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,168
‎是什么？

480
00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:42,448
‎把东西写下来

481
00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:45,208
‎但通过有趣的方式
‎会用到你大脑的每一边

482
00:26:45,288 --> 00:26:46,768
‎你是说两边

483
00:26:46,848 --> 00:26:47,928
‎对 每边都会用到

484
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:49,488
‎有助于做出艰难决策

485
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:53,248
‎比如是否留刘海？即使妈妈说
‎留刘海会让我的脸显得比较胖

486
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:56,288
‎或者是否告诉她我恨她
‎然后离家出走？

487
00:26:58,088 --> 00:26:59,328
‎我们先说

488
00:26:59,408 --> 00:27:00,688
‎杰克逊的优点吧

489
00:27:00,848 --> 00:27:01,688
‎好的

490
00:27:01,768 --> 00:27:02,688
‎（杰克逊 男友）

491
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:03,888
‎他床技一流

492
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,448
‎真的很棒

493
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:09,768
‎（床技一流）

494
00:27:09,848 --> 00:27:11,968
‎-他很有魅力
‎-而且很受欢迎

495
00:27:13,128 --> 00:27:14,368
‎他很有前途

496
00:27:14,488 --> 00:27:16,408
‎他不是懒鬼

497
00:27:16,488 --> 00:27:18,568
‎不 他或许会成为总统什么的

498
00:27:19,488 --> 00:27:21,248
‎艾梅 我们这个国家没有总统

499
00:27:24,088 --> 00:27:25,008
‎好 还有什么？

500
00:27:26,088 --> 00:27:27,448
‎（堪称奥巴马）

501
00:27:27,528 --> 00:27:28,608
‎你们有共同点吗？

502
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,488
‎是的

503
00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:32,008
‎-很奇怪
‎-所以…

504
00:27:32,688 --> 00:27:33,928
‎不好的一面？

505
00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:36,888
‎-我不想要男友
‎-我不懂

506
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:39,728
‎有男友是最棒的事了

507
00:27:39,808 --> 00:27:41,008
‎有什么好的？

508
00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:46,168
‎总是有人陪你一起出去玩

509
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,288
‎比如上周

510
00:27:47,408 --> 00:27:49,888
‎我被一只狐狸追
‎凯尔用他的鞋子扔它

511
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:52,568
‎好浪漫

512
00:27:54,288 --> 00:27:55,848
‎（不想要男友）

513
00:28:04,488 --> 00:28:05,488
‎太好了

514
00:28:05,568 --> 00:28:07,648
‎在水里很有帮助 不是吗？

515
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,928
‎让我们彻底放开

516
00:28:09,008 --> 00:28:11,368
‎我们真的弄明白了
‎我们的身体如何交织在一起

517
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:12,648
‎对我来说很有用

518
00:28:12,728 --> 00:28:14,248
‎对你来说有用吗？

519
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:15,768
‎没用

520
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,288
‎怎么样 两位？

521
00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:24,528
‎你在干什么？

522
00:28:24,608 --> 00:28:26,568
‎我不想让你们觉得我设计这种场面

523
00:28:26,648 --> 00:28:29,128
‎是为了满足我自己的性欲
‎那样的话 就太变态了

524
00:28:29,528 --> 00:28:31,128
‎所以我才会背对你们

525
00:28:31,648 --> 00:28:34,088
‎这样更变态 转过身来 别再变态了

526
00:28:36,288 --> 00:28:40,688
‎正如我之前所说
‎我是性爱和恋爱关系治疗师

527
00:28:40,768 --> 00:28:41,968
‎你是个青少年

528
00:28:42,048 --> 00:28:43,808
‎-自我意识膨胀
‎-对

529
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,728
‎我有预感这跟你们的恋情

530
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:48,208
‎关系更大 而不是肉体上的亲密

531
00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:49,488
‎你们沟通顺畅吗？

532
00:28:49,568 --> 00:28:51,488
‎我们从小学起就认识对方了

533
00:28:51,568 --> 00:28:54,208
‎我们经常聊好几个小时 或许有帮助

534
00:28:54,408 --> 00:28:55,488
‎有意思

535
00:28:55,848 --> 00:28:57,408
‎你们在一起多久了？

536
00:28:57,488 --> 00:28:58,488
‎大概四个月

537
00:28:58,568 --> 00:29:01,608
‎我们差不多同时出柜 就这样开始了

538
00:29:01,688 --> 00:29:02,528
‎有意思

539
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,328
‎听着 你肯定会发现
‎很多有意思的事情

540
00:29:04,408 --> 00:29:06,688
‎但我们的问题是性爱 不是恋爱关系

541
00:29:06,768 --> 00:29:08,888
‎所以我们会自己想办法解决

542
00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:14,088
‎等你们想谈恋情的时候 回来找我

543
00:29:15,248 --> 00:29:17,008
‎这次治疗不错 队友们 很有进步

544
00:29:30,008 --> 00:29:32,088
‎（杰克逊：在读普拉斯的书
‎#令人震撼）

545
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,368
‎跟杰克逊怎么样了？

546
00:29:34,888 --> 00:29:36,368
‎-什么意思？
‎-意思是…

547
00:29:36,848 --> 00:29:39,168
‎你们好像经常待在一起

548
00:29:39,728 --> 00:29:40,928
‎你干嘛在乎？

549
00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,328
‎我只是问问 抱歉

550
00:29:44,768 --> 00:29:47,488
‎他的确好像
‎很希望我们多待在一起 不过…

551
00:29:48,848 --> 00:29:49,888
‎我不明白

552
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:52,208
‎我们经常上床

553
00:29:52,928 --> 00:29:54,688
‎为何要让事情复杂化？

554
00:29:55,048 --> 00:29:55,968
‎太蠢了

555
00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:58,248
‎我反正不想交男友

556
00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:01,568
‎为何不想？

557
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,648
‎在浪漫喜剧中 当男生最终意识到

558
00:30:05,728 --> 00:30:06,648
‎他爱上了那个女生

559
00:30:06,728 --> 00:30:09,128
‎他拿着录音机出现在她的屋子外面

560
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,368
‎播放她最喜欢的歌
‎所有观众都心驰神迷

561
00:30:13,128 --> 00:30:14,408
‎这让我想吐

562
00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:18,408
‎好 但说真的

563
00:30:18,888 --> 00:30:20,368
‎男友有何不好？

564
00:30:21,928 --> 00:30:23,808
‎只是又一个令你失望的人 不是吗？

565
00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,368
‎你真的认为…

566
00:30:36,808 --> 00:30:37,688
‎搞什么？

567
00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:48,928
‎不要…

568
00:30:56,968 --> 00:30:57,808
‎那么…

569
00:30:57,888 --> 00:30:59,368
‎你为何不想跟杰克逊约会？

570
00:30:59,448 --> 00:31:01,248
‎-我是说 真的
‎-不

571
00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:03,088
‎别给我做心理咨询

572
00:31:03,168 --> 00:31:04,728
‎留着给客户做吧

573
00:31:08,488 --> 00:31:09,368
‎好吧

574
00:31:10,048 --> 00:31:11,808
‎我是我 他是他

575
00:31:12,248 --> 00:31:13,368
‎意思是…

576
00:31:13,448 --> 00:31:17,088
‎拜托 奥蒂斯 他是杰克逊
‎我是…你知道的

577
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:18,288
‎梅芙

578
00:31:18,368 --> 00:31:22,368
‎不 我是个住房车里
‎令人厌恶、糟糕透顶的咬鸡巴的家伙

579
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:23,488
‎你没…

580
00:31:23,608 --> 00:31:24,848
‎你没那么糟了 拜托

581
00:31:25,528 --> 00:31:27,728
‎而且 我还以为你咬的是蛋蛋

582
00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:29,008
‎你个混蛋！

583
00:31:38,088 --> 00:31:39,768
‎你看起来像甜饼怪

584
00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:45,408
‎好了

585
00:31:46,128 --> 00:31:47,688
‎嗯 我们走吧

586
00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:48,928
‎好

587
00:31:51,128 --> 00:31:52,128
‎你要来吗？

588
00:31:52,648 --> 00:31:53,528
‎不了

589
00:31:53,608 --> 00:31:56,048
‎-什么？你说我们最好还是走
‎-我留在这里

590
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,408
‎为什么？

591
00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:00,848
‎锻炼

592
00:32:01,408 --> 00:32:02,848
‎对 但学校要关门了

593
00:32:03,608 --> 00:32:04,608
‎对 不过…

594
00:32:05,808 --> 00:32:06,928
‎锻炼

595
00:32:07,728 --> 00:32:08,688
‎好吧

596
00:32:16,248 --> 00:32:18,088
‎你真是个怪咖 米尔本

597
00:32:23,048 --> 00:32:24,968
‎快软下去

598
00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:29,848
‎这箫吹得也太夸张了吧 威利

599
00:32:36,928 --> 00:32:37,808
‎奥蒂斯

600
00:32:43,248 --> 00:32:44,328
‎跟我保证不准笑

601
00:32:45,568 --> 00:32:48,608
‎我或许对梅芙有一点意思

602
00:32:48,688 --> 00:32:50,768
‎是啊 还用你说 你怎么知道的？

603
00:32:52,048 --> 00:32:52,888
‎她…

604
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,888
‎她碰了我的眉毛 现在我一直硬着

605
00:33:01,768 --> 00:33:03,208
‎你说了你不会笑的

606
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,248
‎软不下去

607
00:33:05,328 --> 00:33:07,768
‎都半小时了 真的好冷

608
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,128
‎只有一个解决办法

609
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:15,608
‎好吧

610
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:17,768
‎只是打手枪而已

611
00:33:21,888 --> 00:33:22,848
‎天哪

612
00:33:53,088 --> 00:33:55,088
‎AC/DC！

613
00:33:56,088 --> 00:33:58,488
‎亚当和蚂蚁、空中铁匠、爱丽丝囚徒

614
00:33:58,768 --> 00:34:00,768
‎拜托…大卫·鲍伊

615
00:34:02,128 --> 00:34:02,968
‎好吧

616
00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:06,208
‎-你做到了吗？
‎-没有

617
00:34:06,288 --> 00:34:08,608
‎我按字母顺序排列我的音乐收藏集
‎就软下去了…

618
00:34:08,688 --> 00:34:09,848
‎没关系 老兄

619
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:12,688
‎-下一次
‎-我们不准再谈这件事

620
00:34:14,608 --> 00:34:15,448
‎奥蒂斯！

621
00:34:17,568 --> 00:34:18,448
‎有空吗？

622
00:34:19,768 --> 00:34:20,608
‎有

623
00:34:23,968 --> 00:34:25,048
‎我知道规矩

624
00:34:26,048 --> 00:34:26,968
‎嗨 杰克逊

625
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,248
‎这次我要好好地约梅芙出来

626
00:34:33,048 --> 00:34:35,248
‎-你觉得我应该怎么约她？
‎-杰克逊…

627
00:34:35,568 --> 00:34:37,888
‎你很聪明 你肯定能想出办法的

628
00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:39,928
‎我需要你帮忙
‎你给出的建议都很有用

629
00:34:40,008 --> 00:34:42,768
‎-我不想搞砸
‎-我黔驴技穷了 抱歉

630
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,888
‎拜托 老兄 我们谈笑风生

631
00:34:44,968 --> 00:34:46,008
‎我们的性爱妙不可言

632
00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:47,848
‎现在我只想把这件事做成

633
00:34:49,768 --> 00:34:50,608
‎这个嘛…

634
00:34:51,408 --> 00:34:52,928
‎你一般都是怎么做的？

635
00:34:53,688 --> 00:34:57,728
‎我通常说：“你想出去吗？”
‎女生都会答应

636
00:34:58,368 --> 00:34:59,368
‎这么容易？

637
00:35:00,088 --> 00:35:01,808
‎通常没这么难

638
00:35:01,888 --> 00:35:03,288
‎你到底喜欢梅芙吗？

639
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:05,248
‎还是因为你一直没得到她？

640
00:35:05,328 --> 00:35:06,168
‎我喜欢她

641
00:35:06,848 --> 00:35:08,928
‎我醒来就会想着她

642
00:35:09,008 --> 00:35:10,608
‎睡觉后也会想着她

643
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:11,848
‎我都快疯了

644
00:35:12,808 --> 00:35:14,528
‎我想她有可能是…

645
00:35:15,288 --> 00:35:16,208
‎我的真命天女

646
00:35:18,128 --> 00:35:19,248
‎等等 抱歉

647
00:35:19,328 --> 00:35:21,328
‎等等 你说得对 我会想办法

648
00:35:21,408 --> 00:35:23,408
‎-你帮我够多了
‎-嗯

649
00:35:24,328 --> 00:35:27,808
‎真奇怪 你跟我同龄 却明智多了

650
00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:29,648
‎你跟我妈一样

651
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:31,288
‎在一个小男生的身体里

652
00:35:32,288 --> 00:35:33,488
‎你是小妈妈男人

653
00:35:33,648 --> 00:35:34,528
‎无意冒犯

654
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,168
‎做一项宏大的举动

655
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,288
‎比如送花吗？

656
00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:45,768
‎要宏大一点

657
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,608
‎一只巨大的泰迪熊？

658
00:35:48,048 --> 00:35:49,008
‎更加宏大一点

659
00:35:49,088 --> 00:35:51,488
‎像浪漫喜剧那种宏大 知道吗？

660
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:53,208
‎众目睽睽之下 充满激情

661
00:35:53,328 --> 00:35:55,728
‎直接流露自己的感情 在雨中奔跑…

662
00:35:55,808 --> 00:35:56,768
‎如果觉得太过了

663
00:35:56,848 --> 00:35:58,288
‎把场面搞得更宏大

664
00:35:58,368 --> 00:35:59,648
‎-如果你想要她…
‎-对

665
00:35:59,768 --> 00:36:00,888
‎告诉她你有多渴望她

666
00:36:01,568 --> 00:36:02,408
‎相信我

667
00:36:03,488 --> 00:36:04,648
‎好 谢了 老兄

668
00:36:05,928 --> 00:36:07,488
‎你真是个好人

669
00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:18,208
‎你邪恶得太彻底了

670
00:36:18,288 --> 00:36:20,248
‎你叫我欺骗杰克逊

671
00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:21,688
‎对吧？都是你的主意

672
00:36:21,768 --> 00:36:24,008
‎我说了很多话 但你不应该听我的

673
00:36:24,688 --> 00:36:27,208
‎-这太糟了 你是个坏人
‎-别再这么说了

674
00:36:27,288 --> 00:36:28,648
‎你干嘛突然成坏人了？

675
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,728
‎因为我爱梅芙 好吗？
‎好吧 我承认了 你满意了吧？

676
00:36:32,368 --> 00:36:34,488
‎才不是 我想我更喜欢杯子蛋糕
‎奥蒂斯

677
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:35,728
‎我需要阻止杰克逊

678
00:36:35,848 --> 00:36:37,928
‎那他就会知道你爱梅芙

679
00:36:38,008 --> 00:36:40,008
‎那我需要警告梅芙他会怎么做

680
00:36:40,088 --> 00:36:42,888
‎那她就会知道你收了杰克逊的钱
‎给他出坏主意

681
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,088
‎-因为你爱她
‎-我所有的可选方案都糟透了

682
00:36:46,448 --> 00:36:47,368
‎没错

683
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,088
‎我要回家了

684
00:36:50,568 --> 00:36:51,728
‎好

685
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:55,128
‎祝你今晚愉快 坏人

686
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,248
‎感谢你辛苦工作

687
00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:01,568
‎还有 谢谢你做给我熬汤

688
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,248
‎很好喝

689
00:37:03,728 --> 00:37:05,848
‎我已经洗了

690
00:37:05,928 --> 00:37:08,048
‎我说了 这是最棒的汤

691
00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:15,328
‎-没关系
‎-真是笨手笨脚

692
00:37:19,288 --> 00:37:20,248
‎谢谢

693
00:37:27,088 --> 00:37:28,528
‎你真是个怪女人

694
00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:35,608
‎那再见吧

695
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,208
‎给你放这里吧

696
00:37:39,168 --> 00:37:40,048
‎谢谢

697
00:37:40,128 --> 00:37:41,208
‎再见 珍

698
00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:44,448
‎再见 修理工先生

699
00:37:56,048 --> 00:37:56,968
‎你好

700
00:37:57,248 --> 00:37:58,088
‎你好

701
00:37:58,768 --> 00:38:00,008
‎你的研究完成了吗？

702
00:38:00,968 --> 00:38:03,128
‎我的…是的

703
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,688
‎天哪 是的 完成了

704
00:38:04,768 --> 00:38:07,328
‎对了 真的是调查

705
00:38:07,408 --> 00:38:08,928
‎很难解释

706
00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:11,088
‎我需要了解怎么“磨豆腐”

707
00:38:12,088 --> 00:38:13,008
‎好吧

708
00:38:13,368 --> 00:38:14,208
‎我叫欧拉

709
00:38:14,968 --> 00:38:16,208
‎我叫奥蒂斯

710
00:38:16,288 --> 00:38:18,488
‎对了 我给你带来一样东西
‎对你的研究有帮助

711
00:38:18,568 --> 00:38:19,688
‎我爸安装的

712
00:38:23,248 --> 00:38:25,128
‎你知道我们已经录了

713
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,088
‎走吧 我们离开这里

714
00:38:27,528 --> 00:38:28,928
‎-嘿
‎-再见

715
00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:29,848
‎再见

716
00:39:24,008 --> 00:39:24,888
‎埃里克！

717
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,288
‎埃里克！

718
00:39:41,648 --> 00:39:43,528
‎爸 我想我知道是谁…

719
00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:46,768
‎去拿热水和漂白剂过来
‎我不想你妈看到这个

720
00:40:04,928 --> 00:40:06,168
‎你在偷窥谁呢？

721
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,328
‎没偷窥谁

722
00:40:09,528 --> 00:40:10,448
‎嗯…

723
00:40:11,848 --> 00:40:14,168
‎萝丝 但我没在偷窥 我在观察

724
00:40:14,768 --> 00:40:15,808
‎算了

725
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,368
‎“磨豆腐”那招不管用 真遗憾

726
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,688
‎我现在穷死了

727
00:40:27,648 --> 00:40:28,488
‎那是什么？

728
00:40:28,568 --> 00:40:30,488
‎这是属于你的那一份 我给人做治疗

729
00:40:33,008 --> 00:40:34,608
‎你真是太棒了 奥蒂斯

730
00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:45,928
‎长号手

731
00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:48,088
‎嘿 亚当

732
00:40:48,768 --> 00:40:49,928
‎你找到淑女了吗？

733
00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:53,088
‎你能闻到...

734
00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:55,208
‎狗屎味吗？

735
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,008
‎威利 我能跟你聊会儿吗？

736
00:41:01,448 --> 00:41:03,328
‎今天没有药物引发的硬挺了吗？

737
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,888
‎你真搞笑 让我的鸡巴都痛了 听着…

738
00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:08,648
‎珊兹一直念叨的那篇作文 帮我写吧

739
00:41:08,728 --> 00:41:11,048
‎-我可以付钱
‎-明天就要交了 抱歉

740
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:12,728
‎该死 我真的需要这个

741
00:41:14,168 --> 00:41:15,168
‎拜托 我可以付双倍

742
00:41:18,168 --> 00:41:19,128
‎三倍

743
00:41:21,168 --> 00:41:22,048
‎好

744
00:41:22,768 --> 00:41:23,608
‎很好

745
00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:30,688
‎你今天去超市买什么了？

746
00:41:31,688 --> 00:41:33,968
‎只有你才能让法语听起来毫不性感

747
00:41:36,688 --> 00:41:40,128
‎你不想再亲你的女友了

748
00:41:42,448 --> 00:41:45,928
‎你喜欢别人

749
00:41:49,128 --> 00:41:50,328
‎谭雅是我的闺蜜

750
00:41:51,488 --> 00:41:54,448
‎我出柜的时候 她很支持我

751
00:41:55,968 --> 00:41:58,208
‎所以她也出柜后 我心想…

752
00:41:58,288 --> 00:42:00,048
‎你不妨跟她也谈恋爱

753
00:42:00,128 --> 00:42:03,208
‎我们很亲密
‎我以为会是一段完美的恋情

754
00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:05,728
‎但当我们上床的时候

755
00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:08,008
‎感觉不对劲

756
00:42:08,648 --> 00:42:10,208
‎当我和洁莎做的时候…

757
00:42:12,248 --> 00:42:13,488
‎一切都水到渠成

758
00:42:16,848 --> 00:42:18,128
‎我不知道该怎么办

759
00:42:20,728 --> 00:42:22,608
‎你得把真相告诉谭雅

760
00:42:23,648 --> 00:42:24,848
‎她会痛不欲生的

761
00:42:27,768 --> 00:42:30,088
‎你没法选择自己喜欢的对象

762
00:42:31,688 --> 00:42:32,648
‎不可能

763
00:42:33,248 --> 00:42:34,968
‎感情的事强求不来

764
00:42:38,328 --> 00:42:39,848
‎你得做正确的事

765
00:42:41,888 --> 00:42:44,488
‎一个十几岁的男生做性爱治疗师
‎我还是觉得很怪异

766
00:42:44,888 --> 00:42:46,088
‎这就是人生

767
00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:49,808
‎来自优等生代表的紧急通知

768
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:53,328
‎请所有高中部同学立即前往食堂

769
00:43:02,248 --> 00:43:04,408
‎（杰克逊 男友）

770
00:43:07,808 --> 00:43:09,968
‎有人见过杰克逊吗？

771
00:43:10,048 --> 00:43:11,808
‎或许是消防演习？

772
00:43:14,368 --> 00:43:15,488
‎快过来

773
00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:18,248
‎-梅芙！
‎-他要发表演说

774
00:43:18,328 --> 00:43:20,408
‎好了 同学们 抱歉打扰了

775
00:43:20,488 --> 00:43:22,448
‎不过 嘿 你们要接受教育 对吗？

776
00:43:24,088 --> 00:43:26,248
‎人群中的某个人对我来说很特别

777
00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:28,008
‎不 不是你 格罗夫校长

778
00:43:30,448 --> 00:43:32,008
‎这个人很了不起

779
00:43:33,248 --> 00:43:34,488
‎她独一无二

780
00:43:35,168 --> 00:43:37,408
‎但我是个笨蛋
‎因为我想掩饰自己的感觉

781
00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:41,008
‎我不会再保守秘密了

782
00:43:41,528 --> 00:43:42,568
‎梅芙·威利‎…

783
00:43:43,968 --> 00:43:46,528
‎这是献给你的

784
00:43:48,768 --> 00:43:50,248
‎我想他要…

785
00:43:51,928 --> 00:43:53,168
‎-唱歌
‎-不

786
00:43:53,248 --> 00:43:54,648
‎不要！

787
00:43:55,488 --> 00:43:58,568
‎你走路时婀娜多姿 你表现得好像是

788
00:43:58,648 --> 00:44:00,128
‎行动女王

789
00:44:02,368 --> 00:44:04,368
‎你使出浑身解数

790
00:44:04,448 --> 00:44:09,328
‎你的眼神 你引人侧目

791
00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:14,488
‎你欺骗 你撒谎
‎想打动你喜欢的每个男生

792
00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:15,808
‎你喜欢的每个男生

793
00:44:16,328 --> 00:44:18,728
‎但难道你不知道我已疯狂？

794
00:44:18,808 --> 00:44:20,448
‎给我一个暗示

795
00:44:20,528 --> 00:44:24,808
‎帮我缓解内心的痛苦 宝贝

796
00:44:24,888 --> 00:44:25,848
‎宝贝

797
00:44:25,928 --> 00:44:28,768
‎没有你 爱很痛苦

798
00:44:28,928 --> 00:44:30,168
‎我是摇摆乐队的成员

799
00:44:30,248 --> 00:44:31,888
‎他们怎么没叫我表演？

800
00:44:32,568 --> 00:44:34,888
‎女孩 你伤透了我的心

801
00:44:34,968 --> 00:44:36,168
‎但我能怎么办？

802
00:44:36,768 --> 00:44:38,168
‎宝贝

803
00:44:38,248 --> 00:44:41,008
‎没有你 爱真的很痛苦

804
00:44:42,088 --> 00:44:44,648
‎没有你 爱真的很痛苦

805
00:44:45,048 --> 00:44:46,888
‎女孩 你伤透了我的心

806
00:44:46,968 --> 00:44:48,528
‎但我能怎么办？

807
00:44:49,008 --> 00:44:50,608
‎宝贝

808
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,208
‎没有你 爱真的很痛苦

809
00:44:54,168 --> 00:44:56,568
‎没有你 爱真的很痛苦

810
00:44:57,088 --> 00:44:59,528
‎你能当我的女友吗？

811
00:45:00,728 --> 00:45:02,088
‎混蛋

812
00:45:20,768 --> 00:45:22,288
‎真出人意料

813
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,248
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