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‎葛樂娜西一進入訊問室

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‎就感受到俘虜者的視線

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‎他從濕潤的大嘴中

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‎伸出捲曲的長舌頭

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‎她看到了

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‎他紫色的陰莖微微跳動
‎慢慢朝她接近

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‎她感覺到腹腔內性愛洞穴的顫抖

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‎她幾乎能嚐到他三種黏液腺其中一種

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‎她抓住他閃閃發光的陽具

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‎放入自己體內

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‎感覺到一股…

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‎感覺到一股…

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‎這時候會有什麼感覺？

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‎這是妳的幻想

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‎我們接下來要幹嘛？

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‎我感覺如何？

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‎為什麼我的手是老二？

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‎我不知道

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‎妳有做避孕措施嗎？

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‎有，保險套

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‎我沒注意有沒有破掉

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‎保險套的避孕效果不是百分之百

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‎顯然如此

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎妳有沒有考慮過其他避孕措施？

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‎避孕環、避孕藥…

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‎我會考慮一下

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‎妳目前有幾位性伴侶？

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‎男性還是女性？

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‎目前只有一位，男性

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‎妳有沒有考慮要送養？

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‎有人想領養懷孕的17歲少女嗎？

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‎我沒有要送養

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‎好的

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‎手術之後誰會來接妳？

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‎沒人，就我自己

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‎遺憾的是，一定要有人陪同

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‎如果我是連續殺人犯呢？

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‎或是隱士

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‎或是全家人都在火災中喪生？
‎這樣還要有人陪同嗎？

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‎要

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‎規定就是這樣

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‎你以為我有姊姊？

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‎我不知道，說不定有啊

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‎我們他媽的住在一起17年了，傑佛瑞

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‎你會不知道我有沒有姊姊？

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‎我生日是什麼時候？

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‎去你的，傑佛瑞

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‎你這樣是家暴

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‎忘記某個人的生日並非家暴，辛西亞

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‎沒事吧，親愛的？

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‎沒事

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‎再見

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‎（白痴哥哥）

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‎很抱歉，您撥的電話沒有回應

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‎不

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‎沒事吧，親愛的？

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‎我很好，媽！
‎一切都很正常

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‎-今天怎麼了？
‎-抱歉，媽，不能跟妳說

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‎我是在問學校的事，不是你的私事

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‎我知道，我要遲到了

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‎可是現在才7點15分

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‎我有性愛治療門診
‎我有作業要做

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‎-我愛妳
‎-我也愛你，再見

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‎別去我房間

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‎為什麼？

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‎沒為什麼，很亂

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‎我會整理

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‎好的

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‎31分23秒，還不錯

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‎還可以更好

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‎-今天對他嚴格點，教練
‎-一向如此

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‎想要怎麼收穫，就要？

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‎-怎麼栽
‎-團隊合作！

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‎-夢想成真！
‎-快進去吧，相信你的努力

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‎不關我的事

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‎不關我的事

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‎大家早安

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‎相信大家都知道

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‎我們下週要為烏干達的女學生
‎辦一場慈善活動

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‎提高大家對

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‎衛生棉的認識

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‎月事用品

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‎女性衛生用品

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‎生理用品

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‎妳一大早來這裡幹嘛，梅芙？

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‎早起的鳥兒有蟲吃，葛洛夫校長

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‎很好

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‎-繼續做妳要做的事吧
‎-我會選生理用品

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‎聽起來比較專業

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‎不那麼詭異

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‎好

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‎很好

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‎謝謝，梅芙

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‎不客氣

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‎沒事

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‎你遲到了

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‎-你東西掉了？
‎-沒有

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‎沒有？那你幹嘛一直看地板

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‎-我沒有
‎-你有

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‎這樣很煩

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‎隨便

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‎門診分別是
‎7點45分、8點、8點15分

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‎-動作要快
‎-好

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‎要不要告訴你病人的資料…

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‎不用，我沒事

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‎好

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‎我愛上漢瑞克斯先生了
‎但他不知道我的存在

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‎怎樣才能讓他看到我？

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‎你確定嗎？我是說…

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‎我的陰毛失控了

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‎剪了它又長回來

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‎我就像金鋼狼一樣

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‎那妳感覺如何？

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‎我上了一顆西瓜
‎現在我尿尿都好臭

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‎這就不正常了

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‎（校長室）

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‎-你好
‎-你好

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‎-你有預約嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎我可以待一下嗎？

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‎我想讓人家覺得我做愛了

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‎聽著，我懂你的心情

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‎同儕壓力很難受
‎但帶著遺憾生活更難受

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‎不，抱歉…

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‎我不需要治療

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‎我只是要茉莉貝爾看到我進來
‎這樣她就會以為我做愛了

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‎你不用講話

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‎好

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‎沒問題

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‎早安，艾瑞克

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‎早安，珍，我喜歡妳的和服

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‎我喜歡你的上衣

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‎-有什麼事？
‎-歐帝斯準備好了嗎？

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‎他已經出門了

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‎他有個作業還是什麼的

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‎他沒跟你說嗎？

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‎他一定是忘了

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‎真是個小笨蛋

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‎-好吧
‎-這一定不好受

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‎當你的朋友有了新的興趣

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‎但千萬別覺得被拋棄了

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‎這其實是個很好的機會
‎去找到什麼東西

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‎對你是最重要的

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‎好

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‎你有什麼興趣嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我以前在教會唱詩班唱歌
‎後來發現自己不會唱歌

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‎-了解
‎-我也不信上帝了

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‎-那也行
‎-是

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‎那麼…

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‎沒關係…

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‎-再見了，珍
‎-再見，艾瑞克

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‎好的

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‎-珍米爾本？
‎-就是我

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‎（《枕邊私語》）

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‎混帳

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‎小艾！

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‎老兄，你好嗎？

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‎-還好
‎-這個嗎？

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‎紅髮艾德

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‎雖然你對那個矮子沒啥興趣

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‎-但他就是個天才，對吧？
‎-是啊

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‎我一直想找你聊聊

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‎今天有搖擺樂團的甄選

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‎-你應該報名
‎-我不覺得那是個好主意

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‎為什麼？

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‎聽著，我和…

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‎-搖擺樂團…
‎-很潮

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‎沒錯

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‎你要不斷嘗試

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‎就是不停地嘗試
‎沒人可以阻止你嘗試

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‎他們也是可以試著阻止你

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‎沒有啦，講真的

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‎你應該找時間來看看
‎抱歉我說了雙關語

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‎你會很適合的

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‎-考慮一下
‎-好

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‎（摩爾戴高中搖擺樂手甄選）

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‎-晚點見
‎-再見

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‎艾咪，妳等下要幹嘛？

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‎去凱爾家抽一根，我們在約會了

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‎為什麼這麼問？

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‎我需要有人幫我…

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‎妳茫掉的時候
‎有沒有感覺超級放鬆過？

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‎前幾天跟凱爾抽大麻的時候

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‎我真的以為自己就要大在身上了

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‎我可以感覺它慢慢往外滑

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‎-妳體驗有過嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎-妳剛剛要說什麼？
‎-妳想幹嘛？咬鳥女

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‎沒事

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‎我得走了，還有好多鳥要咬

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‎梅芙

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‎妳今天超辣

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‎-妳等下要幹嘛？
‎-做什麼？

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‎今天五點有資格賽，我想問妳

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‎要不要來看我游泳？

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‎這樣啊，我沒辦法

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‎-為什麼？妳很忙嗎？
‎-對，可能有一點

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‎也許我忙著冒險和策劃陰謀

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‎你可能沒那麼了解我，傑克森

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‎好吧，那就晚點見囉？
‎如果妳的冒險和陰謀

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‎沒有太忙的話

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‎傑克森

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‎怎麼了？

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‎祝你好運

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‎梅芙，等等

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‎我有話要跟妳說

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‎關於《皆大歡喜》的作業

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‎妳的頭韻非常有趣
‎而且對莎士比亞

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‎洞察男性心理的能力
‎有非常全面的理解

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‎-但是…
‎-但是怎樣？

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‎跟西蒙的作業很像

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‎非常相像，梅芙

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‎也許我們是大量生產的複製人

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‎妳很有趣，反應也很快

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‎何不把這些運用在學業上？

216
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:25,248
‎妳真的不需要抄襲西蒙的作業

217
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:27,928
‎別讓自己被退學了

218
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,888
‎會浪費大家很多時間

219
00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:34,088
‎不是應該要鼓勵我的嗎？

220
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:35,208
‎發光發熱吧

221
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:40,408
‎請大家記得帶點心來

222
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,728
‎九年級的女生要辦一場募款活動
‎是為了烏干達的…

223
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,128
‎生理用品

224
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:52,528
‎我們都知道…

225
00:13:54,088 --> 00:13:56,328
‎這個嘛…有些人比較清楚一點

226
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,528
‎這是很正常的

227
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:02,448
‎女人每個月都會經歷一段特別的期間

228
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:03,848
‎你早上還好嗎？

229
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:06,608
‎發生了一些

230
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,608
‎很糟的事情

231
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,648
‎你又忘記存《薩爾達傳說》了？

232
00:14:11,888 --> 00:14:12,808
‎我做了

233
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:14,728
‎春夢

234
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:17,248
‎-跟梅芙有關
‎-真是太棒了！

235
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:21,848
‎生理用品太棒了

236
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:23,968
‎總之

237
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,408
‎這種令人不安的想法…

238
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:30,048
‎我的天，快告訴我細節

239
00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:32,808
‎是香豔的春夢
‎還是單純老二打噴嚏？

240
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,608
‎-這是不對的，好嗎？我不喜歡
‎-沒事的

241
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:38,408
‎沒事個頭，我的腦子把她具象化了

242
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:41,688
‎-我覺得自己是壞人
‎-這很正常啊！

243
00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:48,928
‎生理期是非常好的東西

244
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:52,088
‎可以排毒，真的滿好的

245
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,088
‎很健康

246
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:56,608
‎-因為如果…
‎-坐下

247
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:03,408
‎我真是太為你感到驕傲了

248
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,328
‎回頭見了

249
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:22,648
‎閃電！

250
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,288
‎-你在這啊
‎-嗨

251
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:28,328
‎梅芙，很高興又見到妳了

252
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:29,888
‎因為我早上見過妳了

253
00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,888
‎在學校，不是在我夢裡

254
00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:34,008
‎我要請你幫個忙

255
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,208
‎什麼事？

256
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:38,528
‎我要你放學後來見我，六點半

257
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,408
‎-門診的事？
‎-不是

258
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,048
‎如果你沒空就算了

259
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,248
‎我有空

260
00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:46,608
‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然

261
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:49,368
‎-在哪裡？
‎-我再傳地址給你

262
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,888
‎-啵棒
‎-晚點見

263
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,608
‎啵棒

264
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,888
‎她邀你去約會

265
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,128
‎-才不是約會
‎-就是！

266
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,488
‎她叫我蠢蛋，沒有人會叫人家蠢蛋

267
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,728
‎然後又找人家去約會的
‎她大概已經知道

268
00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:05,168
‎我做了關於她的春夢

269
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:07,808
‎她現在要告訴大家
‎我有多變態了

270
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:09,288
‎好了，她又不會通靈

271
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,848
‎放輕鬆，不過是夢遺
‎又不是人魔漢尼拔

272
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,568
‎-如果我就是呢？
‎-夢裡怎麼了？

273
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:18,728
‎她…

274
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,368
‎她的褲子…

275
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,288
‎然後…

276
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,568
‎不，我並不想講

277
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:26,288
‎好吧，特倫特利街439號是什麼？

278
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:30,248
‎那是一棟辦公大樓
‎有很多公司和一間壽司店

279
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,568
‎-她為什麼要我吃壽司？
‎-生魚片是催情劑

280
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,728
‎-這就是約會！
‎-我覺得好怪

281
00:16:37,808 --> 00:16:38,968
‎我不喜歡失控的感覺

282
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,368
‎沒事的

283
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,448
‎無論如何，要有隨興感

284
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:44,528
‎女生喜歡隨興的男生

285
00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:46,488
‎放輕鬆

286
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,928
‎但還是重新考慮一下你的服裝
‎以免是約會

287
00:16:51,008 --> 00:16:52,648
‎-這不是約會
‎-就是約會

288
00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:53,648
‎絕對…

289
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:57,408
‎你覺得我該穿什麼好？

290
00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,128
‎好，穿得像喬漢姆

291
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,648
‎但要放輕鬆

292
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,848
‎隨興的漢姆

293
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:06,408
‎我就不是隨興的人啊
‎長得也完全不像喬漢姆

294
00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:07,408
‎我的天

295
00:17:07,488 --> 00:17:09,128
‎我需要新衣服

296
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:12,048
‎再見，隨興的漢姆

297
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:13,048
‎這個

298
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:16,248
‎我要參加搖擺樂團的甄選
‎謝謝關心

299
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:19,968
‎謝謝你這麼在乎我的人生

300
00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,208
‎好的，晚安

301
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:26,648
‎晚安了

302
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,528
‎（摩爾戴高中搖擺樂手）

303
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:43,808
‎表現得很好，艾瑞克

304
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,008
‎是吧，各位？

305
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:47,928
‎你知道的

306
00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,528
‎搖擺樂團是一個團體

307
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:52,768
‎我只是指揮

308
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:56,688
‎我會讓他們決定要不要讓你加入
‎但是記住了

309
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:58,368
‎里昂有白血病

310
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,688
‎我們非常需要法國號

311
00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:02,288
‎所以…

312
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:04,448
‎大家覺得怎麼樣？

313
00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:07,728
‎要讓艾瑞克加入嗎？

314
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:12,488
‎請舉手表決

315
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:16,968
‎我們來舉手表決吧

316
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:20,168
‎有了

317
00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:21,728
‎你被錄取了，艾瑞克

318
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,488
‎恭喜你

319
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,448
‎找個位子吧，脫線先生

320
00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:28,408
‎去坐下，女孩

321
00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,208
‎別站這裡，去坐下

322
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:33,288
‎好的…

323
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,648
‎我可以陪你練習

324
00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:37,368
‎幫你跟上進度

325
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,928
‎好啊

326
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:41,408
‎好，放學後見？

327
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:42,848
‎好啊

328
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,488
‎太棒了

329
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,568
‎好了各位，從頭開始

330
00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:49,368
‎一、二、三、四，一！

331
00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:57,688
‎放感情！

332
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,528
‎太刺激了

333
00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:17,168
‎我的天！

334
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,168
‎做得好！

335
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:21,488
‎（反墮胎）

336
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:23,768
‎寶寶在八週時就有心跳了

337
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,168
‎15週的時候，寶寶就能感受到光線

338
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,888
‎妳知道寶寶六週就有感覺了嗎？

339
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,488
‎閉嘴

340
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,248
‎胚胎就有生命了，墮胎是謀殺

341
00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:36,528
‎-神愛妳
‎-希望他有戴保險套

342
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:40,248
‎妳有什麼問題嗎？這麼憤世嫉俗？

343
00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:44,488
‎我沒事，拜託別碰我

344
00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:52,648
‎可惡

345
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,448
‎好的

346
00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:56,728
‎樓梯也太多階了

347
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,088
‎妳們都還好嗎？

348
00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:00,968
‎妳好嗎？

349
00:20:01,488 --> 00:20:02,328
‎很好

350
00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,208
‎妳好

351
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,288
‎直接給我表格就好了…

352
00:20:07,768 --> 00:20:08,928
‎我有來過

353
00:20:16,568 --> 00:20:17,488
‎好的

354
00:20:18,688 --> 00:20:19,528
‎該死

355
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:23,888
‎簡直把我們當幼兒，是吧？
‎牽著我們的手一步步走

356
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:26,128
‎（瑞秋霍普婦產保健中心）

357
00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:29,368
‎妳真健談呢

358
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:31,888
‎不想聊天

359
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,528
‎隨便妳，小公主

360
00:20:40,528 --> 00:20:41,888
‎我的老天

361
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:46,488
‎不好意思，可不可以…

362
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,408
‎可以轉台嗎？

363
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,888
‎現在不適合播這種隱晦的三級片吧

364
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,488
‎該死的

365
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,648
‎可以請妳不要這樣嗎？

366
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:00,208
‎沒問題

367
00:21:06,888 --> 00:21:07,848
‎成功了！

368
00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:12,168
‎-妳擅長猜謎嗎？
‎-沒有

369
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,088
‎…在哪位英國國王統治期間？

370
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,408
‎亨利八世

371
00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,048
‎-喬治三世
‎-沒錯

372
00:21:20,128 --> 00:21:21,408
‎去你的！

373
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,208
‎…政黨在二戰期間

374
00:21:41,848 --> 00:21:43,328
‎歐帝斯，你爸打來了

375
00:21:43,408 --> 00:21:44,568
‎我有事

376
00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:49,728
‎你好啊，雷米

377
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,728
‎抱歉，他有事

378
00:21:51,808 --> 00:21:54,128
‎沒關係，我其實是要找妳

379
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,848
‎妳收到書了嗎？

380
00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:57,528
‎收到了

381
00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:01,168
‎妳可以簽名之後寄給我嗎？
‎我會付運費

382
00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:03,568
‎巡迴簽書會要用到

383
00:22:03,648 --> 00:22:07,328
‎-現在這些瘋狂粉絲…
‎-沒問題，好了，再見

384
00:22:07,408 --> 00:22:08,768
‎等等

385
00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:10,488
‎妳過得好嗎？

386
00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:11,888
‎最近有寫作嗎？

387
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:13,488
‎有啊

388
00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:16,368
‎其實我正在寫新書

389
00:22:16,928 --> 00:22:18,768
‎新書？真是太棒了

390
00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:21,568
‎妳的新出版社是哪一家？

391
00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:26,168
‎因為我聽說之前那家不得不跟妳解約

392
00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:28,928
‎你懂的

393
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:33,008
‎我跟你一樣在到處在
‎尋找合適的對象

394
00:22:33,088 --> 00:22:34,328
‎你了解的…

395
00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:35,888
‎冗長又繁瑣

396
00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:37,488
‎很好啊

397
00:22:37,568 --> 00:22:39,688
‎我很驚訝

398
00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:41,008
‎我猜…

399
00:22:41,088 --> 00:22:42,848
‎妳又開始寫書是因為…

400
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,888
‎我們在一起的時候
‎妳總是很難集中注意力

401
00:22:45,968 --> 00:22:48,168
‎我猜單身是一種解脫，雷米

402
00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,488
‎太狠了，珍

403
00:22:51,568 --> 00:22:52,408
‎太狠了

404
00:22:52,488 --> 00:22:55,168
‎來吧，妳在寫些什麼？

405
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,208
‎重點就好

406
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,728
‎性愛

407
00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,328
‎-我的病人
‎-這樣啊

408
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,208
‎現在就來了一個

409
00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:05,768
‎很重要的病人，太棒了

410
00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:07,688
‎有性問題要解決了，再見，雷米

411
00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:10,248
‎拜託你

412
00:23:10,328 --> 00:23:12,288
‎這週跟歐帝斯視訊一下吧

413
00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:14,488
‎-不然他會很沮喪
‎-沒問題

414
00:23:14,568 --> 00:23:15,488
‎謝謝

415
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,008
‎真他媽的…

416
00:23:19,088 --> 00:23:21,648
‎該死的混帳東西！

417
00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:24,288
‎對，我在寫書，你他媽…

418
00:23:24,568 --> 00:23:25,648
‎不知所云！

419
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:28,928
‎好痛！

420
00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:35,968
‎混帳東西

421
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,448
‎（年輕男性之夢遺現象）

422
00:23:53,528 --> 00:23:55,048
‎（《枕邊私語》
‎雷米與珍米爾本）

423
00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:57,128
‎等著看吧，自大的蠢豬

424
00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:07,928
‎嗨，梅芙

425
00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:10,648
‎妳好

426
00:24:10,968 --> 00:24:13,848
‎很高興能跟妳在學校外見面

427
00:24:16,168 --> 00:24:18,768
‎我很欣賞妳的優點

428
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,048
‎打擾一下

429
00:24:21,248 --> 00:24:22,648
‎你來接人嗎？

430
00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,528
‎我來見朋友

431
00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:27,088
‎她要墮胎嗎？

432
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:29,408
‎沒有

433
00:24:30,008 --> 00:24:32,448
‎我們應該只是來吃壽司

434
00:24:32,568 --> 00:24:35,168
‎壽司是什麼殺死寶寶的變態密語嗎？

435
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:36,488
‎應該不是

436
00:24:36,568 --> 00:24:38,848
‎我們有一些小冊子
‎你應該會有興趣

437
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:40,288
‎寶寶在六週就有感覺了

438
00:24:40,368 --> 00:24:42,248
‎-八週…
‎-別這麼做！

439
00:24:42,328 --> 00:24:44,608
‎15週的時候，寶寶就能感受到光線

440
00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,848
‎安娜斯威爾的哪一本小說

441
00:24:48,928 --> 00:24:51,208
‎是以馬為主角的自傳？

442
00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:53,648
‎馬？

443
00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,048
‎海洋餅乾！

444
00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:56,328
‎《黑神駒》

445
00:24:57,168 --> 00:24:58,128
‎《黑神駒》，沒錯

446
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:01,528
‎保守黨在1975年到1991年的副主席…

447
00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:03,688
‎我就知道妳不是花瓶

448
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,288
‎…在升官前

449
00:25:06,248 --> 00:25:07,088
‎不好意思

450
00:25:07,168 --> 00:25:08,488
‎我要找…

451
00:25:09,288 --> 00:25:11,048
‎梅芙，妳好啊

452
00:25:12,128 --> 00:25:13,088
‎嗨

453
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,528
‎我不知道要不要進來

454
00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:17,568
‎妳沒說清楚要在哪見面

455
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,488
‎我們為什麼來墮胎診所？

456
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:26,648
‎我說六點半

457
00:25:27,808 --> 00:25:30,088
‎-準時就是遲到
‎-那是什麼鬼意思？

458
00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:31,608
‎你幹嘛穿西裝？

459
00:25:32,608 --> 00:25:35,128
‎-隨興的漢姆
‎-現在就出去

460
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:36,608
‎-你走吧
‎-好的，抱歉

461
00:25:37,008 --> 00:25:38,008
‎我走了

462
00:25:39,368 --> 00:25:40,848
‎確定不要我等妳？

463
00:25:41,168 --> 00:25:42,928
‎她還是需要有人帶她回家

464
00:25:46,168 --> 00:25:47,408
‎他感覺很可愛

465
00:25:47,488 --> 00:25:49,088
‎不像是妳會喜歡的人

466
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,328
‎確實不是

467
00:25:51,688 --> 00:25:53,168
‎給妳一點忠告，親愛的

468
00:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,328
‎如果想幸福，就別讓可愛的跑了

469
00:25:55,408 --> 00:25:56,808
‎我不需要老媽子，謝謝

470
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,928
‎好的，愛因斯坦

471
00:25:59,128 --> 00:26:01,728
‎哪位小說家兼藝術家

472
00:26:01,808 --> 00:26:03,408
‎寫了系列小說《泰坦斯誕生》

473
00:26:03,488 --> 00:26:05,048
‎《歌門鬼城》和《泰坦斯獨行》？

474
00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:07,208
‎來吧，我賭妳知道答案

475
00:26:07,288 --> 00:26:08,128
‎當然，馬溫皮克

476
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,048
‎-馬溫皮克
‎-正確

477
00:26:09,128 --> 00:26:11,288
‎現在可以請妳安靜一點了吧，謝謝

478
00:26:12,168 --> 00:26:15,208
‎…《墨西哥陷阱》
‎第三本書的書名…

479
00:26:25,968 --> 00:26:28,168
‎她要墮胎了，是吧？

480
00:26:28,248 --> 00:26:30,328
‎卑鄙小人，祝你們被強暴！

481
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,048
‎搞什麼？

482
00:26:35,808 --> 00:26:37,968
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-還好

483
00:26:38,048 --> 00:26:40,968
‎-有沒有跑進眼睛或嘴巴？
‎-應該沒有

484
00:26:41,048 --> 00:26:42,648
‎我有一些濕紙巾

485
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:43,848
‎你朋友會在地獄裡燃燒

486
00:26:43,928 --> 00:26:45,368
‎好了，我不…

487
00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:48,448
‎我不同意，但謝謝妳的濕紙巾

488
00:26:48,528 --> 00:26:50,528
‎-可以給我濕紙巾嗎？
‎-你自己拿

489
00:26:54,768 --> 00:26:56,368
‎平常不會有人丟東西的

490
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,888
‎好的

491
00:26:57,968 --> 00:27:00,888
‎祝你們好運，我要走了

492
00:27:03,128 --> 00:27:04,848
‎那張椅子上有嘔吐物

493
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,768
‎你可以跟我們一起坐

494
00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:10,928
‎可是他…

495
00:27:11,008 --> 00:27:13,128
‎我們都是上帝的孩子，閉嘴，查理

496
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,968
‎…在1958年演出《撒克遜英雄傳》

497
00:27:22,648 --> 00:27:24,568
‎你想要搞清楚怎麼回事嗎？

498
00:27:25,808 --> 00:27:26,808
‎不公平！

499
00:27:26,888 --> 00:27:28,088
‎找我的

500
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,888
‎找我的…

501
00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,288
‎我剛看到兩隻鴿子在做愛

502
00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:38,488
‎太棒了，快進來吧

503
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,888
‎艾瑞克，這是哪位？

504
00:27:40,968 --> 00:27:43,448
‎這位是莉莉
‎我們一起練搖擺樂團

505
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:46,288
‎-別停下來，別講話，快走
‎-房間門打開

506
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:47,448
‎好啦，爸

507
00:27:49,648 --> 00:27:51,448
‎-那些女生是誰？
‎-我妹妹

508
00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:54,488
‎她好酷

509
00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:57,568
‎艾瑞克有女朋友了

510
00:27:58,808 --> 00:27:59,768
‎女朋友

511
00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:09,288
‎不會有事的

512
00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:12,768
‎我保證

513
00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:19,448
‎把我的手握起來就對了

514
00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:45,528
‎梅芙妳好，我是艾特萬醫生
‎請到手術台上

515
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:04,408
‎-梅芙，妳是左撇子還是右撇子？
‎-右撇子

516
00:29:34,928 --> 00:29:36,288
‎這會讓妳有睡意

517
00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:41,328
‎妳有沒有什麼興趣，梅芙？

518
00:29:41,928 --> 00:29:44,368
‎就一般的，水球…

519
00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:46,008
‎鉤針編織…

520
00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:48,088
‎還有非法鬥雞

521
00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:51,968
‎這應該會讓我睡著吧？

522
00:29:52,288 --> 00:29:53,768
‎因為我不…

523
00:30:02,328 --> 00:30:04,328
‎（停止謀殺我們的孩子）

524
00:30:06,768 --> 00:30:08,888
‎妳也氣太久了吧

525
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:10,728
‎你們應該要感到羞恥

526
00:30:11,328 --> 00:30:12,368
‎我不是跟他們一起的

527
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,128
‎我只是在等朋友

528
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,688
‎那張椅子上有嘔吐物

529
00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:19,728
‎你的胎兒寫錯了，查理
‎沒那麼難吧

530
00:30:19,808 --> 00:30:20,728
‎（我曾是抬兒）

531
00:30:20,808 --> 00:30:22,168
‎也許我該離開

532
00:30:22,248 --> 00:30:25,248
‎-妳顯然不想要我在這裡
‎-是啊，寶寶沒那麼重要

533
00:30:25,328 --> 00:30:27,648
‎好，我要去店裡逛逛

534
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,488
‎-活動一下
‎-我跟你去

535
00:30:32,688 --> 00:30:35,248
‎好吧，不如我們三個一起去逛逛？

536
00:30:35,328 --> 00:30:37,848
‎-我不要跟他去
‎-隨妳便

537
00:30:48,488 --> 00:30:50,768
‎好，我們可以開始了

538
00:30:50,888 --> 00:30:52,648
‎要不要跟我做愛？

539
00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:55,728
‎妳在幹嘛？為什麼沒穿衣服？

540
00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,688
‎沒關係，我想做

541
00:30:58,088 --> 00:30:59,528
‎我想做愛

542
00:31:00,048 --> 00:31:02,328
‎我覺得你很性感
‎而且我真的很想做愛

543
00:31:02,408 --> 00:31:03,888
‎只要是人都好

544
00:31:04,048 --> 00:31:04,888
‎我是同性戀！

545
00:31:04,968 --> 00:31:05,848
‎靠！真的假的？

546
00:31:05,928 --> 00:31:06,968
‎千真萬確！

547
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,328
‎-你可以假裝我是男的
‎-行不通的

548
00:31:12,728 --> 00:31:16,408
‎-我們可以幫對方手淫
‎-不了，謝謝

549
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,608
‎-那是你男友嗎？
‎-不是

550
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,648
‎-那是耶穌
‎-真的嗎？

551
00:31:33,328 --> 00:31:34,848
‎我都不知道耶穌可以是黑人

552
00:31:35,968 --> 00:31:37,328
‎也許他是亞洲人

553
00:31:37,408 --> 00:31:39,528
‎為何不能是黑人？

554
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:44,248
‎天啊，黑人耶穌比白人耶穌性感多了

555
00:31:45,648 --> 00:31:47,248
‎為什麼你的耶穌有肌肉？

556
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,968
‎他可能得扛東西吧

557
00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:50,888
‎裡面是什麼？

558
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:56,448
‎-你會穿得像女人嗎？
‎-不會

559
00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:59,848
‎我是說，我喜歡打扮
‎但我不是人妖

560
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:02,608
‎來變裝吧

561
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,048
‎真的嗎？

562
00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:05,968
‎好啊

563
00:32:37,768 --> 00:32:39,088
‎準備！

564
00:32:54,688 --> 00:32:57,208
‎-他跟別人做愛了
‎-好的

565
00:32:57,288 --> 00:32:59,568
‎實在很難把那畫面趕出我的腦袋
‎你懂嗎？

566
00:32:59,968 --> 00:33:00,848
‎懂

567
00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:03,408
‎我看他的時候
‎只會看到一堆女人和她們的下體

568
00:33:03,488 --> 00:33:07,048
‎然後他把他那裡放到她們那裡
‎插入式性行為，太可怕了

569
00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:09,448
‎你有被背叛過嗎？

570
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,328
‎沒有

571
00:33:12,968 --> 00:33:14,208
‎什麼時候發生的？

572
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,368
‎我們交往前

573
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,128
‎我以為妳說他背叛妳

574
00:33:19,608 --> 00:33:21,328
‎他背叛了上帝

575
00:33:22,248 --> 00:33:24,208
‎應該要等到結婚後的

576
00:33:24,768 --> 00:33:26,168
‎但查理重生了

577
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:28,568
‎在加入我們教會前，他過著…

578
00:33:29,488 --> 00:33:32,808
‎截然不同的生活
‎我也是最近才發現的

579
00:33:34,488 --> 00:33:36,928
‎我可以想像這有多難受

580
00:33:37,008 --> 00:33:39,528
‎拿缺乏經驗的自己

581
00:33:39,608 --> 00:33:41,728
‎去和性經驗豐富的人比較

582
00:33:41,808 --> 00:33:44,168
‎什麼？不，我有經驗

583
00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:46,208
‎-妳有？
‎-是啊

584
00:33:46,288 --> 00:33:47,128
‎手淫

585
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:51,008
‎指交，口交、69
‎還玩了後門

586
00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,048
‎-範圍真廣
‎-是啊，但沒有性交

587
00:33:54,128 --> 00:33:56,848
‎那是男人和女人
‎在婚禮當晚進行的神聖儀式

588
00:33:56,928 --> 00:33:58,728
‎應該要是這樣的，但是…

589
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:00,288
‎反正我就是他的過客

590
00:34:21,488 --> 00:34:22,608
‎太好了！

591
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:26,128
‎幹得好，好極了

592
00:34:36,888 --> 00:34:37,968
‎幹得太好了

593
00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:40,328
‎漂亮

594
00:34:42,688 --> 00:34:44,688
‎-學校以你為榮
‎-謝謝校長

595
00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,048
‎媽

596
00:34:49,368 --> 00:34:51,728
‎聽著，如果你要取得資格

597
00:34:51,808 --> 00:34:53,808
‎接下來就要更努力

598
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:56,048
‎-這是我最好的一次
‎-我知道

599
00:34:56,608 --> 00:34:58,248
‎你還可以做得更好

600
00:34:58,328 --> 00:34:59,688
‎-很棒
‎-好

601
00:35:05,528 --> 00:35:06,448
‎恭喜

602
00:35:14,648 --> 00:35:15,608
‎好吧

603
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,088
‎我知道這不關我的事

604
00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:25,408
‎但妳把我扯進來了
‎所以我必須說出來

605
00:35:26,048 --> 00:35:27,208
‎查理沒辦法改變過去

606
00:35:27,728 --> 00:35:29,968
‎重要的是現在的他

607
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:35,248
‎我們都會犯錯，都會做不純潔的事
‎但這不代表我們是壞人

608
00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:38,568
‎對吧？

609
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:40,728
‎而且

610
00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:43,048
‎上帝不是說要寬恕他人嗎？

611
00:35:43,688 --> 00:35:45,848
‎是啊，那是他的中心思想

612
00:35:50,488 --> 00:35:52,448
‎一般會給墮胎的人買什麼東西？

613
00:35:53,648 --> 00:35:54,568
‎防曬乳

614
00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:56,368
‎她們在地獄用得到

615
00:36:16,648 --> 00:36:19,288
‎你不想跟我做愛真的很討厭

616
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:20,448
‎抱歉

617
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,048
‎我想知道是什麼感覺

618
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:25,648
‎你做過嗎？

619
00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:29,448
‎沒有整套，但我看過很多A片

620
00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:31,608
‎-給我看
‎-妳不會想看同志性愛片的

621
00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:32,808
‎非常想

622
00:36:40,488 --> 00:36:41,568
‎這叫舔肛

623
00:36:42,888 --> 00:36:43,888
‎看起來很有趣

624
00:36:44,488 --> 00:36:46,888
‎-你覺得會是什麼感覺？
‎-舔肛嗎？

625
00:36:46,968 --> 00:36:48,208
‎不，做愛

626
00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:49,768
‎我不知道

627
00:36:50,288 --> 00:36:51,448
‎應該會很棒

628
00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:55,048
‎自慰很舒服
‎所以應該就像那樣，但又更舒服

629
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:57,808
‎而且跟喜歡自己的人做一定很棒

630
00:36:57,888 --> 00:36:59,008
‎因為對方了解妳

631
00:36:59,088 --> 00:37:01,568
‎也許會合而為一
‎就像辣妹合唱團說的

632
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:06,928
‎我不知道
‎我只想知道老二在陰道裡是什麼感覺

633
00:37:14,488 --> 00:37:16,408
‎莉莉，妳差不多該回家了

634
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,088
‎好的

635
00:37:20,088 --> 00:37:21,368
‎謝謝你們的招待

636
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,728
‎學校見了，艾瑞克

637
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:38,048
‎是我想看舔肛的

638
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,088
‎抱歉

639
00:37:45,448 --> 00:37:46,648
‎爸，那不是…

640
00:37:47,288 --> 00:37:48,928
‎我們只是在玩

641
00:37:49,808 --> 00:37:51,768
‎-你懂的，變裝…
‎-你該長大了

642
00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,968
‎找份工作，承擔起責任

643
00:37:55,368 --> 00:37:57,328
‎看看真實的世界

644
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,968
‎在你媽看到前把妝卸了

645
00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:20,648
‎（我曾是胎兒）

646
00:38:20,728 --> 00:38:21,568
‎我把牌子改好了

647
00:38:22,288 --> 00:38:23,888
‎你的牌子看起來很棒

648
00:38:34,768 --> 00:38:37,288
‎你們等下不會對我朋友大吼吧？

649
00:38:42,008 --> 00:38:42,928
‎應該會

650
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,408
‎我想也是

651
00:39:08,568 --> 00:39:09,648
‎喝點水

652
00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:11,728
‎要慕斯嗎？

653
00:39:14,328 --> 00:39:15,288
‎謝謝

654
00:39:21,888 --> 00:39:23,008
‎妳好，莎拉

655
00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:25,328
‎我記得妳上次來過

656
00:39:25,808 --> 00:39:27,888
‎我們只剩香草的了

657
00:39:27,968 --> 00:39:31,448
‎-我不喜歡香草
‎-抱歉，只剩這個了

658
00:39:31,528 --> 00:39:34,768
‎妳能不能看看還有沒有巧克力的？

659
00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:35,808
‎都沒了

660
00:39:37,368 --> 00:39:39,448
‎我知道妳們還有，妳能不能…

661
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:44,288
‎妳可以問一下嗎？我真的不喜歡香草
‎根本稱不上是一種口味

662
00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:46,488
‎我剛說過，我們沒有了

663
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:49,488
‎我剛也說過，我他媽不喜歡香草

664
00:39:49,568 --> 00:39:51,928
‎所以我想要巧克力的

665
00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:54,688
‎這裡不是餐廳，莎拉

666
00:39:55,568 --> 00:39:58,368
‎也許妳下次來的時候會有巧克力的

667
00:40:11,288 --> 00:40:12,328
‎嗨，愛因斯坦

668
00:40:15,168 --> 00:40:16,368
‎不是太糟吧？

669
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,448
‎我不喜歡巧克力

670
00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:23,008
‎大家都喜歡巧克力

671
00:40:23,728 --> 00:40:24,568
‎我就不喜歡

672
00:40:29,768 --> 00:40:30,728
‎謝謝

673
00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:35,728
‎妳沒外表那麼不友善

674
00:40:36,688 --> 00:40:37,928
‎今天夠糟了

675
00:40:38,608 --> 00:40:39,448
‎是啊

676
00:40:43,128 --> 00:40:45,128
‎別擔心，親愛的

677
00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:48,208
‎我有三個小孩

678
00:40:48,288 --> 00:40:50,328
‎我對出生的孩子

679
00:40:50,528 --> 00:40:54,168
‎比對沒出生的孩子還要愧疚

680
00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:01,568
‎不當媽比當爛媽好多了

681
00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:07,928
‎妳小孩一定很愛妳

682
00:41:15,568 --> 00:41:17,688
‎滾開，讓我好好吃慕斯

683
00:41:18,288 --> 00:41:19,128
‎沒問題

684
00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:33,808
‎媽

685
00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:38,168
‎回家吧

686
00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,248
‎嗨

687
00:41:51,368 --> 00:41:52,648
‎你有等我

688
00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,168
‎當然了

689
00:41:58,448 --> 00:41:59,808
‎妳可能會嘔吐

690
00:41:59,888 --> 00:42:02,968
‎或是感到噁心，這是正常的
‎如果嘔吐超過24小時

691
00:42:03,048 --> 00:42:06,328
‎那就要通知我們
‎流血是正常的

692
00:42:06,408 --> 00:42:09,688
‎但如果量太大
‎就要立刻打給我們，好嗎？

693
00:42:09,768 --> 00:42:10,608
‎好

694
00:42:12,528 --> 00:42:13,368
‎不准說話

695
00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:19,568
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-我沒事

696
00:42:26,648 --> 00:42:27,688
‎要吃三明治嗎？

697
00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:32,328
‎你真是個怪人，歐帝斯

698
00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:36,088
‎如果覺得我怪，那妳該見見我媽

699
00:42:36,168 --> 00:42:39,048
‎她開口閉口都是性，口無遮攔的

700
00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:42,408
‎她開了一個工作坊
‎“我的優尼我做主”

701
00:42:43,368 --> 00:42:44,728
‎優尼就是陰道

702
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,488
‎她還討厭我爸，他住在美國

703
00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:51,088
‎反正她就會一直問我

704
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:54,128
‎一些不恰當的問題
‎但她完全不覺得怎麼樣

705
00:42:54,768 --> 00:42:56,288
‎她就是個瘋子

706
00:43:01,528 --> 00:43:02,768
‎我媽是癮君子

707
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,368
‎她試著擺脫毒品…但她就是癮君子

708
00:43:08,808 --> 00:43:09,968
‎我一陣子沒見到她了

709
00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:13,048
‎我還有一個哥哥

710
00:43:14,088 --> 00:43:15,368
‎他是我見過最有趣的人

711
00:43:16,048 --> 00:43:16,888
‎但是…

712
00:43:18,008 --> 00:43:20,768
‎他到處跑來跑去的，不怎麼可靠

713
00:43:24,288 --> 00:43:25,928
‎-我不…
‎-別說抱歉

714
00:43:26,928 --> 00:43:27,768
‎好

715
00:43:33,408 --> 00:43:34,248
‎花是給我的嗎？

716
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:37,048
‎對

717
00:43:38,768 --> 00:43:41,328
‎-看起來有點不恰當
‎-不會

718
00:43:41,528 --> 00:43:42,488
‎不會，我很喜歡

719
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,128
‎花最適合慶祝墮胎了

720
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:01,008
‎我就住這

721
00:44:02,888 --> 00:44:05,968
‎-要不要我進去…
‎-不，沒關係

722
00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:06,968
‎你可以回去了

723
00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:09,728
‎-回頭見了
‎-好

724
00:44:14,968 --> 00:44:16,568
‎抱歉，我要送妳…

725
00:44:16,648 --> 00:44:18,928
‎-我說會送妳回家的，所以…
‎-我沒事！

726
00:44:19,008 --> 00:44:21,648
‎妳可能會出血或有什麼不良反應…

727
00:44:28,968 --> 00:44:30,528
‎要我進去坐坐嗎？

728
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:33,288
‎-妳才…
‎-我沒有邀請你進來

729
00:44:34,768 --> 00:44:35,968
‎我死了會傳訊息給你

730
00:44:37,248 --> 00:44:38,848
‎好，我會注意手機的

731
00:44:45,168 --> 00:44:47,008
‎如果你跟任何人提起，我就會殺了你

732
00:44:49,088 --> 00:44:51,848
‎我有把斧頭
‎而且我知道一個藏屍體的好地方

733
00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:07,568
‎我跟教練談過了

734
00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:10,368
‎我們要把重點放在郡比賽

735
00:45:11,288 --> 00:45:13,888
‎你不想讓這種機會溜走的

736
00:45:13,968 --> 00:45:15,328
‎-我知道
‎-是嗎？

737
00:45:15,928 --> 00:45:17,688
‎你沒在聽的時候就是這音調

738
00:45:17,768 --> 00:45:18,648
‎媽

739
00:45:18,848 --> 00:45:20,848
‎沒問題的，我知道

740
00:45:21,528 --> 00:45:23,128
‎你不會想遺憾一輩子的，相信我

741
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:25,728
‎我明天一早就幫你預約營養師

742
00:45:35,288 --> 00:45:41,088
‎（梅芙，今天好想妳）

743
00:45:49,368 --> 00:45:51,688
‎葛樂娜西抓住了訊問者

744
00:45:52,168 --> 00:45:55,368
‎別廢話了，來打炮吧

745
00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:58,368
‎她一把抓住他巨大的紫色陰莖

746
00:45:58,448 --> 00:46:01,768
‎塞進她的腹腔性器處

747
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,848
‎但他的陽具軟了下來

748
00:46:05,488 --> 00:46:08,128
‎訊問者說：“我是同性戀”

749
00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:12,688
‎葛樂娜西帶著失望離開訊問室

750
00:46:13,368 --> 00:46:15,568
‎尋找伴侶的任務

751
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:19,648
‎將帶領她跨越銀河系
‎找到能幫她脫離處子之身的

752
00:46:19,728 --> 00:46:21,688
‎外星老二

753
00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:35,448
‎好，妳們都做得很好

754
00:46:36,128 --> 00:46:37,808
‎收拾一下地面

755
00:46:37,968 --> 00:46:40,328
‎我們休息一下，等下回來後…

756
00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:42,648
‎-你好
‎-妳好

757
00:46:42,728 --> 00:46:46,488
‎我只是來裝杯水
‎凱格爾運動讓人好渴

758
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,808
‎你媽跟我們說了你的大消息

759
00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:51,248
‎恭喜你了

760
00:46:51,648 --> 00:46:52,608
‎什麼消息？

761
00:46:53,008 --> 00:46:54,008
‎你射精了

762
00:46:55,408 --> 00:46:56,328
‎幹得好

763
00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:21,208
‎怎麼樣？

764
00:47:21,288 --> 00:47:23,848
‎告訴我所有細節
‎你有餵她生魚片嗎？

765
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:25,968
‎什麼事也沒有

766
00:47:26,048 --> 00:47:28,168
‎她只是要我幫她拿個東西

767
00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,928
‎-什麼？
‎-就拿個東西

768
00:47:31,968 --> 00:47:33,328
‎我…

769
00:47:33,968 --> 00:47:36,288
‎我今天參加搖擺樂團的甄選
‎然後我被選上了

770
00:47:36,368 --> 00:47:37,288
‎你被選上了？

771
00:47:37,368 --> 00:47:38,328
‎不錯喔

772
00:47:38,408 --> 00:47:40,288
‎-很棒耶
‎-就說吧！

773
00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:41,448
‎真的很棒

774
00:47:41,648 --> 00:47:43,848
‎然後有個女生說要跟我做愛
‎滿詭異的

775
00:47:44,288 --> 00:47:46,288
‎她可能瘋了，我覺得你會喜歡她

776
00:47:47,808 --> 00:47:48,648
‎（梅芙：今天謝了）

777
00:47:48,728 --> 00:47:49,568
‎誰傳的？

778
00:47:51,288 --> 00:47:52,128
‎不重要

779
00:47:53,088 --> 00:47:54,888
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-當然

780
00:47:55,288 --> 00:47:57,008
‎-你會被殺爆
‎-拜託

781
00:47:57,088 --> 00:47:58,728
‎你上次是從背後偷襲我才贏的

782
00:47:58,808 --> 00:48:00,168
‎-那是…
‎-別想了

783
00:48:00,848 --> 00:48:01,768
‎沒錯

784
00:48:13,688 --> 00:48:16,008
‎（歐帝斯：希望妳喜歡三明治）

785
00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:56,368
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