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‎当她走进审讯室时

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‎格里诺克西感觉到
‎俘虏她的人在盯着她

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‎他长长的蛇舌伸出

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‎像裂口般湿漉漉的嘴巴

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‎她看着他

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‎颤动着的青紫色阴茎
‎一步步地靠近它

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‎她感到自己腹中的空穴在颤抖

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‎她几乎能尝到
‎他的三条粘液腺中的一条

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‎她抓住他亮闪闪的阳物

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‎塞进自己的身体

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‎她感觉…

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‎她感觉…

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‎这时我应该是什么感觉？

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‎这是你的幻想

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‎接下来干什么？

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‎我是什么感觉？

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‎为什么我的双手像阴茎？

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‎我不知道

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‎你平时采取避孕措施吗？

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‎是的 避孕套

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‎没发现避孕套破裂

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‎避孕套不是百分百有效

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‎显然是的

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎你考虑过采用别的避孕措施吗？

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‎节育环、避孕药…

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‎我考虑一下

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‎你现在有多少个性伴侣？

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‎包括男性和女性

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‎目前只有一个 是男的

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‎你考虑过找领养家庭吗？

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‎谁会领养一个怀了孕的17岁女孩？

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‎我不想被领养

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‎好的

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‎做完手术谁来接你？

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‎没人 只有我

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‎很不幸 必须要有

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‎如果我是连环杀手呢？

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‎或隐居者

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‎或者家人都烧死了呢？
‎还是必须找人陪我？

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‎是的

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‎这是我们的规定

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‎你以为我有个妹妹？

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‎我只是觉得你可能有

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‎我们一起生活了17年 杰弗里

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‎如果我有妹妹 你会不知道？

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‎我的生日是哪天？

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‎去死吧 杰弗里！

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‎这是家庭暴力

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‎忘记别人的生日不算家庭暴力
‎辛西娅

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‎你还好吧 亲爱的？

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‎还好

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‎再见

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‎（白痴哥哥）

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‎对不起 您拨打的电话暂时无法接通

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‎不

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‎不

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‎你没事吧 亲爱的？

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‎没事 妈妈 一切正常

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‎-你今天要做什么？
‎-抱歉 妈妈 不能说

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‎我是问你的功课 不是问你的私生活

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‎我知道 我上学要迟到了

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‎但现在才七点一刻

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‎对 我要看门诊 性门诊
‎还有作业要做

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‎-好吧 我爱你
‎-我也爱你 再见

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‎不要进我房间

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‎为什么？

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‎没什么 房间里很乱

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‎我会收拾的

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‎好吧

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‎31:23 不错

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‎我们可以做得更好

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‎-今天对他严格一点 教练
‎-我一向如此

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‎只有在什么情况下
‎成功排在努力的前面

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‎-字典中
‎-团队合作！

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‎-让梦想成功！
‎-快进去 相信努力不会白费

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‎不关我事

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‎不关我事

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‎大家早上好

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‎你们知道

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‎下周我们要为乌干达的女生
‎办一场慈善活动

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‎提高大家…

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‎使用卫生巾的意识

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‎月经垫

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‎女性用品

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‎卫生用品…

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‎你一大早在这里干什么 梅芙？

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‎笨鸟先飞 格罗夫校长

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‎很好

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‎继续吧

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‎我觉得“卫生用品”比较好

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‎更专业

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‎没那么猥琐

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‎好吧

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‎很好

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‎谢谢 梅芙

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‎不客气

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‎没事

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‎你迟到了

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‎丢东西了？

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‎-没有
‎-没有？那干嘛盯着地上？

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‎-我没有
‎-你有

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‎让人不安

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‎随便了

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‎-预约的时间是7:45、8:00和8:15
‎-好的

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‎-最好快点
‎-好

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‎想了解一下客户背景吗 或者…

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‎不用 没事

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‎好吧

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‎我深深爱上了亨德里克斯老师

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‎但他并不知道我的存在

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‎怎么才能让他注意到我？

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‎你确定？我是说…

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‎我的阴毛失控了

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‎刚剪掉又长出来了

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‎我就像金刚狼

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‎那让你有什么感觉？

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‎我操了一个西瓜 现在一尿尿就疼

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‎这倒是不常见

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‎（校长室）

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‎-嗨
‎-你好

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‎-你有预约吗？
‎-没有

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‎我可以在这里待一会儿吗？

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‎我想让别人觉得我做过爱了

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‎听着 我懂

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‎来自同学的压力让人不好受
‎但抱憾终身更不好受

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‎不 抱歉…

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‎我不需要心理咨询

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‎我只想让莫莉·贝尔见到我进来
‎让她以为我做过爱了

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‎你不用说话

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‎好吧

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‎好的

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‎早上好 埃里克

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‎早上好 珍 我喜欢你的和服

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‎我喜欢你的外套 瞧啊

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‎-有事吗？
‎-奥蒂斯准备好了吗？

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‎不 他已经走了

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‎他说有个作业还是什么的

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‎他没告诉你吗？

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‎他一定是忘了

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‎那个傻小子

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‎-好吧
‎-可能会不好受…

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‎朋友有了新的爱好

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‎但不要觉得自己被冷落了

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‎这其实是个好机会
‎让你知道什么对自己最重要

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‎作为独立个体

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‎是的

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‎你有什么爱好吗？

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‎没有

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‎我曾经在教堂唱诗班唱歌
‎然后发现自己不会唱歌

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‎-嗯
‎-然后我就不信上帝了

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‎-是个好理由
‎-所以是的

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‎所以…

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‎很好

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‎再见 珍

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‎-再见 埃里克
‎-好

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‎-珍·米尔本？
‎-对 是我

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‎（《枕边细语》）

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‎混蛋

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‎小埃！

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‎老兄 最近还好吧？

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‎-还好
‎-什么 这个？

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‎艾德·希兰

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‎随你怎么评价这个家伙

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‎-但他是个天才 对吧？
‎-对

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‎听着 我一直想跟你聊聊

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‎摇摆乐队今天又在面试

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‎-我觉得你该报名
‎-还是算了吧

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‎为什么？

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‎听着 我和…

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‎-摇摆乐队…
‎-很新潮

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‎没错 我们就是

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‎但要试过才知道

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‎重在尝试 没人能阻止你尝试

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‎好吧 他们也可以尝试阻止你

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‎不 说真的

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‎我觉得你该“摇”过去看看
‎抱歉说个双关哦

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‎说不定你很合适呢

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‎-考虑一下
‎-好的

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‎（面试 莫戴尔摇摆者）

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎艾梅 放学以后有事吗？

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‎要去凯尔家抽大麻 我们在交往

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‎干嘛？

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‎我想找人帮我…

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‎你试过嗑嗨以后
‎非常放松地肛交吗？

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‎那天我跟凯尔抽大麻

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‎我以为我会大便失禁

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‎我能感觉到他在我的屁眼里抽插

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‎-你试过吗？
‎-没有

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‎-你刚才说什么？
‎-你想怎么样 咬鸡巴的家伙？

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‎没什么

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‎我要走了 要去咬鸡巴了

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‎梅芙

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‎你今天真漂亮

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‎-你一会儿有事吗？
‎-干嘛？

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‎资格赛是今天五点 我想问问你

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‎想不想看我游泳？

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‎哦 我去不了

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‎-为什么？你很忙吗？
‎-是的 也许我很忙

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‎也许我的生活丰富多彩
‎充满惊险和阴谋

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‎也许有一些你不了解的经历 杰克逊

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‎好吧 那我晚点去找你
‎如果你不是忙着

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‎冒险或阴谋

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‎杰克逊

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‎嗯？

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‎祝你一会儿顺利

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‎-梅芙
‎-等一下

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‎我要跟你谈谈

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‎关于《皆大欢喜》的作文

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‎对头韵的使用很有意思
‎对莎士比亚

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‎洞悉男性心理的能力也分析得精辟

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‎-不过…
‎-不过什么？

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‎跟西蒙妮的作文很像

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‎非常像 梅芙

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‎也许我们像小机器人一样
‎把作文赶出来的

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‎你很风趣 思维敏捷

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‎为什么不用来写作文呢？

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‎我觉得你不需要抄袭西蒙妮的作文

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‎不要害自己被退学

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00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,888
‎那对大家的时间是巨大的浪费

222
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:33,488
‎你不说些鼓励我的话吗？

223
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:35,208
‎再接再厉

224
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:40,568
‎别忘了带上你们烤的饼干

225
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:43,808
‎给九年级女生
‎她们在筹款为乌干达人买…

226
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:49,688
‎卫生用品

227
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:52,528
‎大家都知道

228
00:13:54,088 --> 00:13:56,328
‎有些人比其他人更清楚

229
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,528
‎每个月

230
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:02,448
‎女人有几天很特别 这很正常

231
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:03,848
‎今天早上你还好吧？

232
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:06,608
‎出…

233
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,288
‎大事了

234
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,648
‎你又忘了救塞尔达了？

235
00:14:11,888 --> 00:14:12,808
‎我做了个…

236
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:14,728
‎春梦

237
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:17,248
‎-关于梅芙
‎-太棒了！

238
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:21,848
‎关于卫生用品 是的

239
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:23,968
‎总之

240
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,408
‎那种不安的想法…

241
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:30,048
‎天啊 说来听听

242
00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:32,808
‎你的老二是冰桶挑战
‎还是只打了个喷嚏？

243
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,608
‎-感觉不对 知道吗？我不喜欢
‎-不 没关系

244
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:38,408
‎有关系 好吗？我的大脑把她物化了

245
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:41,688
‎-我觉得自己是个坏人
‎-但这很正常！

246
00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:48,928
‎月经是大好事

247
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:52,088
‎是一种非常有益的清洁

248
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,088
‎很健康

249
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:56,608
‎好吗？因为如果…

250
00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:03,408
‎兄弟 我为你感到骄傲

251
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,328
‎到时见

252
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:22,648
‎闪电！

253
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,288
‎-好的！
‎-嘿

254
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:28,328
‎梅芙 很高兴又见面了

255
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:29,888
‎我今天早上见过你

256
00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,888
‎在学校 不是在梦里

257
00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:34,008
‎我想找你帮个忙

258
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,208
‎是吗？什么事？

259
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:38,528
‎放学以后 六点半跟我碰面

260
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,128
‎-是诊所的事吗？
‎-不是

261
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,048
‎不行就算了

262
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,248
‎行 没问题

263
00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:46,608
‎-是吗？
‎-绝对没问题

264
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:49,368
‎-在哪儿碰面？
‎-我用短信把地址发给你

265
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,888
‎-棒呆了
‎-回见

266
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,608
‎棒呆了？

267
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,888
‎她在找你约会

268
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,128
‎-不是约会
‎-就是约会！

269
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,488
‎她叫我笨蛋 你管别人叫笨蛋

270
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,728
‎就不会找他约会 她可能知道了

271
00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:05,168
‎我做了一个关于她的春梦

272
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:07,808
‎现在她要曝光我是个色狼

273
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:09,608
‎行了 她不是算命的

274
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,848
‎冷静 你只是射了一裤子
‎不是食人恶魔汉尼拔

275
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,568
‎-如果我是呢？
‎-梦里发生了什么？

276
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:18,728
‎她…

277
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,368
‎她的裤子…

278
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,288
‎然后…

279
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,568
‎不 我不想说

280
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:26,288
‎好吧 崔特利街439号有什么？

281
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:30,248
‎是一座大厦
‎有很多商铺和一家寿司店

282
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,568
‎-她为什么要找我吃寿司？
‎-生鱼片是催情的

283
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,728
‎-这绝对是约会！
‎-让我感觉怪怪的

284
00:16:37,808 --> 00:16:38,968
‎我不想失控

285
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,368
‎你没事的

286
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,448
‎不管是什么情况 放松

287
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:44,528
‎女生喜欢放松的男生

288
00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:46,488
‎淡定

289
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,928
‎不过你最好换件衣服 万一是约会呢

290
00:16:51,008 --> 00:16:52,168
‎-不是约会
‎-就是约会

291
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:53,648
‎绝对是…

292
00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:55,408
‎你觉得我该穿什么衣服？

293
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,448
‎嗯 像乔·哈姆那样

294
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,648
‎但要淡定

295
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,848
‎像是休闲版的哈姆

296
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:06,408
‎我不休闲 我完全不像乔·哈姆

297
00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:07,408
‎老天

298
00:17:07,488 --> 00:17:09,128
‎我需要一件新衣服

299
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:12,048
‎再见 休闲版哈姆

300
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:13,048
‎哦 你问这个啊？

301
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:16,248
‎我要去参加摇摆乐队的面试
‎谢谢关心

302
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:19,968
‎还关心我的生活 你人真是太好了

303
00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,208
‎好了 晚安

304
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:26,648
‎晚安

305
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,528
‎（莫戴尔摇摆者）

306
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:43,808
‎非常好 埃里克

307
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,008
‎是吧 队友们？

308
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:47,928
‎你知道

309
00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,528
‎摇摆乐队是个集体

310
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:52,768
‎我只是指挥

311
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:56,688
‎所以我让大家来决定是否收你
‎但要记住

312
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:58,368
‎利昂得了白血病

313
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,688
‎我们迫切需要一个圆号手

314
00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:02,288
‎所以…

315
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:04,448
‎怎么样？

316
00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:07,728
‎是否让埃里克加入？

317
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:12,488
‎请举手

318
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:16,408
‎大家举手好吗？

319
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:20,168
‎你看

320
00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:21,728
‎你被录取了 埃里克

321
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,488
‎恭喜你

322
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,448
‎去找把椅子 脱线先生

323
00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:28,408
‎坐下 小姑娘

324
00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,208
‎快滚 去坐好

325
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:33,288
‎好吧 所以…

326
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:35,648
‎如果你愿意 我可以陪你练习

327
00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:37,368
‎帮你赶上进度

328
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,928
‎好的

329
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:41,408
‎好 放学后怎么样？

330
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:42,848
‎好啊

331
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,488
‎好极了

332
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,568
‎好了 从头开始

333
00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:49,368
‎一、二、三、四 、一！

334
00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:57,688
‎要有感情！

335
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,528
‎刚才演奏得太屌了

336
00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:17,168
‎老天！

337
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,168
‎厉害吧！

338
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:21,488
‎（投票反堕胎）

339
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:23,768
‎八周大的胎儿就有心跳了

340
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,168
‎15周的胎儿能看见光亮

341
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,888
‎你知道六周大的胎儿有知觉吗？

342
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:28,848
‎闭嘴

343
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,248
‎生命始于受孕 堕胎是谋杀

344
00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:35,608
‎-上帝爱你
‎-我希望他会戴避孕套

345
00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:36,528
‎我们只是…

346
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:40,248
‎你发什么神经？你憎恨一切生命？

347
00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:44,488
‎我没事 别碰我

348
00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:52,648
‎见鬼

349
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,448
‎好吧

350
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,968
‎楼梯真够爬的

351
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,088
‎各位女士 还好吧？

352
00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:00,968
‎还好吧 亲爱的？

353
00:20:01,488 --> 00:20:02,328
‎好

354
00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,208
‎你好

355
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,288
‎请直接把表格给我

356
00:20:07,768 --> 00:20:08,928
‎我以前来过

357
00:20:16,568 --> 00:20:17,488
‎好吧

358
00:20:18,688 --> 00:20:19,528
‎见鬼

359
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:23,888
‎他们把我们当小婴儿 是吧？
‎没事就握手

360
00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:29,368
‎你应该很健谈吧？

361
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:31,488
‎不想说话

362
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,928
‎随你便 公主

363
00:20:40,568 --> 00:20:41,888
‎老天爷

364
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:46,488
‎抱歉 能不能…

365
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,608
‎能不能换个频道？

366
00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:49,928
‎（蕾切尔希望健康中心）

367
00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:53,128
‎我觉得放色情片不太好

368
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,488
‎见鬼

369
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,648
‎请不要那样做

370
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:00,208
‎好

371
00:21:06,888 --> 00:21:07,848
‎中奖了！

372
00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:12,168
‎-你擅长知识问答吗？
‎-不

373
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,088
‎…发生在哪位英国国王统治时期？

374
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,408
‎亨利八世

375
00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,048
‎-乔治三世
‎-对

376
00:21:20,128 --> 00:21:21,408
‎去你妈的！

377
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,208
‎…二战时的党派

378
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,488
‎奥蒂斯 是你爸爸打来的

379
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,568
‎我有事

380
00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:49,728
‎嗨 雷米

381
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,728
‎抱歉 他有事

382
00:21:51,808 --> 00:21:54,128
‎没关系 我找你

383
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,848
‎你收到那些书了吗？

384
00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:57,528
‎收到了

385
00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:01,168
‎能不能在上面签个字
‎然后寄回给我？运费我出

386
00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:03,568
‎我在图书宣传活动上要用

387
00:22:03,648 --> 00:22:07,328
‎-现在那些死忠粉…
‎-没问题 好的 再见

388
00:22:07,408 --> 00:22:08,768
‎不 等一下

389
00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:10,808
‎你最近怎么样？

390
00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:11,888
‎有没有写作？

391
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:13,328
‎有啊

392
00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:16,368
‎有 事实上 我刚开始写一本新书

393
00:22:16,928 --> 00:22:19,128
‎新书？太好了！

394
00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:21,568
‎现在你换成哪家出版商了？

395
00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:26,648
‎我听小道消息说
‎以前那家跟你解约了

396
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,208
‎你知道的…

397
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:33,008
‎我跟你一样喜欢换来换去
‎想找个合得来的

398
00:22:33,088 --> 00:22:34,328
‎你知道…

399
00:22:34,808 --> 00:22:35,968
‎慢慢摸索

400
00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:37,408
‎这样很好

401
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,368
‎我只是有点意外

402
00:22:39,528 --> 00:22:40,768
‎没想到…

403
00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:42,688
‎你又开始写作了 因为…

404
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,888
‎你以前总是无法集中精力
‎我们在一起的时候

405
00:22:45,968 --> 00:22:48,168
‎单身让我解放了 雷米

406
00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,488
‎真毒辣 珍

407
00:22:51,568 --> 00:22:53,008
‎太毒辣了 说来听听

408
00:22:53,968 --> 00:22:55,168
‎哪方面的书？

409
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,208
‎电梯推介

410
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,728
‎性

411
00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,328
‎-我的病人
‎-是吗？

412
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,208
‎有病人来了

413
00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:05,768
‎很重要的病人 很有趣

414
00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:07,688
‎性爱问题 再见 雷米

415
00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:10,248
‎拜托

416
00:23:10,328 --> 00:23:12,288
‎这周跟奥蒂斯视频

417
00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:14,488
‎-不然他会很不开心
‎-好的 没问题

418
00:23:14,568 --> 00:23:15,488
‎谢谢

419
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,008
‎该死的…

420
00:23:19,088 --> 00:23:21,648
‎变态的混蛋！

421
00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:25,888
‎是的 我在写书 写书不是你的专利！

422
00:23:27,728 --> 00:23:29,168
‎见鬼

423
00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:35,968
‎该死的混蛋

424
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,448
‎（青少年梦遗）

425
00:23:53,528 --> 00:23:55,048
‎（枕边细语 雷米与珍米尔本）

426
00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:57,128
‎看我的 混蛋

427
00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:07,928
‎你好 梅芙 嗨

428
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:10,448
‎嘿

429
00:24:10,968 --> 00:24:13,848
‎我很高兴在学校外面跟你玩

430
00:24:16,168 --> 00:24:18,768
‎我很钦佩你的坚强

431
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,048
‎打扰一下

432
00:24:21,248 --> 00:24:22,648
‎你是来接人的吗？

433
00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,528
‎我来找一个朋友

434
00:24:25,728 --> 00:24:27,448
‎她是不是要堕胎？

435
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:29,408
‎不

436
00:24:30,008 --> 00:24:32,448
‎我们只是去吃寿司 我想

437
00:24:32,568 --> 00:24:35,168
‎寿司是残害胎儿的隐语吗？

438
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:36,488
‎应该不是

439
00:24:36,568 --> 00:24:38,848
‎我们有一些传单
‎我们觉得你会很感兴趣

440
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:40,288
‎六周大的胎儿有知觉

441
00:24:40,368 --> 00:24:42,248
‎-八周大的…
‎-请不要这样做！

442
00:24:42,328 --> 00:24:44,608
‎15周的胎儿可以看到光亮

443
00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,848
‎英国贵格教徒
‎安娜·塞韦尔的哪部小说

444
00:24:48,928 --> 00:24:51,208
‎副标题为《一匹马的自传》？

445
00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:53,648
‎马？

446
00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,048
‎《海洋饼干》！

447
00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:56,328
‎《黑神驹》

448
00:24:57,168 --> 00:24:58,128
‎《黑神驹》 正确

449
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:01,528
‎1975到1991年保守党的副党魁是谁？

450
00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:03,688
‎我就知道你不是花瓶

451
00:25:04,048 --> 00:25:05,568
‎…获得提升之前

452
00:25:06,248 --> 00:25:07,088
‎抱歉 听着

453
00:25:07,168 --> 00:25:08,488
‎我来找…

454
00:25:09,288 --> 00:25:11,168
‎梅芙 嗨

455
00:25:12,128 --> 00:25:13,088
‎嘿

456
00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:15,528
‎我…我不知道该不该进来

457
00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:17,568
‎你没说在哪儿碰头

458
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,488
‎我们来堕胎诊所干什么？

459
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:26,648
‎我说的是六点半

460
00:25:27,808 --> 00:25:30,088
‎-准时就是迟到
‎-什么意思？

461
00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:31,608
‎你干嘛穿西装？

462
00:25:32,608 --> 00:25:35,128
‎-休闲版哈姆
‎-你走吧 快点

463
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:36,608
‎好的 对不起

464
00:25:37,008 --> 00:25:38,008
‎这就走

465
00:25:39,368 --> 00:25:40,848
‎需要我在外面等你吗？

466
00:25:41,168 --> 00:25:42,928
‎她需要有人送她回家

467
00:25:46,168 --> 00:25:47,408
‎他挺体贴的

468
00:25:47,488 --> 00:25:49,088
‎但应该不是你喜欢的类型

469
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,328
‎他不是

470
00:25:51,688 --> 00:25:53,168
‎赠你一句话 亲爱的

471
00:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,328
‎要想生活幸福美满
‎就留住体贴的男人

472
00:25:55,408 --> 00:25:56,808
‎我不需要听人念叨 谢了

473
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,928
‎好吧 爱因斯坦

474
00:25:59,128 --> 00:26:01,728
‎哪位小说家和画家
‎亲自为自己的系列小说

475
00:26:01,808 --> 00:26:03,408
‎《泰特斯诞生》、《歌门鬼城》

476
00:26:03,488 --> 00:26:05,048
‎和《泰特斯独行》画插图？

477
00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:07,208
‎来吧 你肯定知道答案

478
00:26:07,288 --> 00:26:08,128
‎对 马温·皮克

479
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,048
‎-马温·皮克
‎-对

480
00:26:09,128 --> 00:26:11,248
‎我想大家都想安静一会儿 谢了

481
00:26:12,168 --> 00:26:15,208
‎…墨西哥 第三本书的书名是…

482
00:26:25,968 --> 00:26:28,168
‎她就是要堕胎 对吧？

483
00:26:28,248 --> 00:26:30,328
‎人渣 希望你们被强奸！

484
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,048
‎搞什么？

485
00:26:35,808 --> 00:26:37,968
‎-你没事吧？
‎-没事

486
00:26:38,048 --> 00:26:40,968
‎-有没有进到眼里或嘴里？
‎-应该没有

487
00:26:41,048 --> 00:26:42,648
‎我有纸巾

488
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:43,848
‎你的朋友会下地狱的

489
00:26:43,928 --> 00:26:45,368
‎好吧 我不会…

490
00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:48,448
‎那样想 不过谢谢你的纸巾

491
00:26:48,528 --> 00:26:50,528
‎-可以给我一张纸巾吗？
‎-用你自己的纸巾

492
00:26:54,768 --> 00:26:56,368
‎人们一般不会扔东西

493
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,888
‎好吧

494
00:26:57,968 --> 00:27:00,888
‎祝你们好运 我走了

495
00:27:03,128 --> 00:27:04,848
‎那张凳子被病人坐过

496
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,768
‎你可以跟我们一起坐

497
00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:10,928
‎可是他…

498
00:27:11,008 --> 00:27:13,128
‎我们都是上帝的孩子 闭嘴 查理

499
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,928
‎1958年扮演艾凡赫…

500
00:27:22,648 --> 00:27:24,568
‎你想回答这道题 是吧？

501
00:27:25,808 --> 00:27:26,808
‎这不公平！

502
00:27:26,888 --> 00:27:28,088
‎找我的

503
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,888
‎找我的 抱歉

504
00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,288
‎我刚才看见两只鸽子做爱

505
00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:38,488
‎很好 进来吧

506
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,888
‎埃里克 你的朋友是谁？

507
00:27:40,968 --> 00:27:43,448
‎这是莉莉
‎我们一起练习摇摆乐队的曲子

508
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:46,288
‎-别停 别说话 快走！
‎-不要关门 谢谢

509
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:47,448
‎知道了 爸爸

510
00:27:49,648 --> 00:27:51,448
‎-那些女孩是谁？
‎-我妹妹

511
00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:54,488
‎她好酷

512
00:27:56,368 --> 00:27:57,568
‎埃里克有女朋友了

513
00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:00,288
‎女朋友

514
00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:09,288
‎没事的

515
00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:12,768
‎我保证

516
00:28:17,928 --> 00:28:19,368
‎握住我的手

517
00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:44,608
‎嗨 梅芙 我是万医生

518
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:04,408
‎-梅芙 你是左撇子还是右撇子？
‎-右撇子

519
00:29:22,248 --> 00:29:23,488
‎会有轻微刺痛

520
00:29:34,928 --> 00:29:36,288
‎这会让你犯困

521
00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:41,848
‎你有什么爱好 梅芙？

522
00:29:41,928 --> 00:29:44,808
‎很普通 水球

523
00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:46,008
‎打毛线

524
00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:48,088
‎还有非法斗鸡

525
00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:51,968
‎这会让我昏迷吗？

526
00:29:52,288 --> 00:29:53,768
‎因为我觉得…

527
00:30:02,328 --> 00:30:04,328
‎（停止杀戮我们的孩子）

528
00:30:06,768 --> 00:30:09,128
‎你居然还在生我的气

529
00:30:09,368 --> 00:30:10,968
‎可耻！

530
00:30:11,248 --> 00:30:12,528
‎我跟他们不是一起的

531
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,288
‎我在等一个朋友

532
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,688
‎那张凳子坐过病人

533
00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:19,728
‎你又把“胎”字写错了 查理 没那么难

534
00:30:19,808 --> 00:30:20,728
‎（我曾经是抬儿）

535
00:30:20,808 --> 00:30:22,168
‎我看我还是走吧

536
00:30:22,248 --> 00:30:25,248
‎-显然你不想让我待在这里
‎-是啊 胎儿没那么重要

537
00:30:25,328 --> 00:30:27,648
‎我去逛逛商店

538
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,488
‎-活动一下手脚
‎-我跟你去

539
00:30:32,688 --> 00:30:35,248
‎那好 大家一起去逛商店吧？

540
00:30:35,328 --> 00:30:36,568
‎我不想跟他去

541
00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:38,008
‎随你便

542
00:30:48,488 --> 00:30:50,808
‎好 我觉得可以开始了

543
00:30:50,888 --> 00:30:52,648
‎想跟我做爱吗？

544
00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:55,728
‎你干什么？你怎么没穿衣服？

545
00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,688
‎没关系 我想做

546
00:30:58,088 --> 00:30:59,528
‎我想做爱

547
00:31:00,048 --> 00:31:02,328
‎我觉得你很性感 我很想找个人

548
00:31:02,408 --> 00:31:03,888
‎做爱

549
00:31:03,968 --> 00:31:04,888
‎我是同性恋！

550
00:31:04,968 --> 00:31:05,848
‎操 真的？

551
00:31:05,928 --> 00:31:07,208
‎是的 如假包换

552
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,328
‎-你可以把我当成男人
‎-我看不行

553
00:31:12,728 --> 00:31:14,688
‎-我们可以帮对方手淫
‎-不

554
00:31:15,448 --> 00:31:16,408
‎不 谢了

555
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,608
‎-那是你男朋友？
‎-不是

556
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,648
‎-不 那是耶稣
‎-是吗？

557
00:31:33,328 --> 00:31:34,848
‎没想到耶稣可以是黑人

558
00:31:35,968 --> 00:31:37,328
‎他可能是棕色皮肤

559
00:31:37,408 --> 00:31:39,528
‎不过你知道 黑色也没什么不可以

560
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:42,288
‎天啊 黑皮肤的耶稣

561
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,288
‎比白人耶稣性感多了

562
00:31:45,648 --> 00:31:47,248
‎为什么你的耶稣是肌肉男？

563
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,968
‎他可能经常要扛东西什么的

564
00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:50,888
‎这是什么？

565
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:56,448
‎-你喜欢打扮成女人？
‎-不

566
00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:59,848
‎我是说我喜欢打扮
‎但不会打扮成伪娘

567
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:02,608
‎我们来打扮吧

568
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,048
‎真的？

569
00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:06,128
‎好吧

570
00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:22,408
‎加油 杰克逊！

571
00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:31,088
‎杰克逊！

572
00:32:37,608 --> 00:32:39,128
‎各就各位

573
00:32:54,688 --> 00:32:57,208
‎-他跟别人做过爱
‎-好

574
00:32:57,288 --> 00:32:59,568
‎很难把那副画面从脑海中抹去
‎懂吧？

575
00:32:59,968 --> 00:33:00,848
‎懂

576
00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:03,408
‎每次看到他
‎看到的是其他女人和她们的那东西

577
00:33:03,488 --> 00:33:07,048
‎他把他的那东西塞进她们的那东西
‎插入性性行为 太恐怖了

578
00:33:07,608 --> 00:33:09,008
‎有人对你不忠过吗？

579
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,328
‎没有

580
00:33:12,968 --> 00:33:14,208
‎什么时候的事？

581
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,368
‎我和他在一起之前

582
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,128
‎你不是说他对你不忠吗？

583
00:33:19,608 --> 00:33:21,328
‎他对耶稣不忠

584
00:33:22,248 --> 00:33:24,208
‎应该等到结婚才可以做爱

585
00:33:24,768 --> 00:33:26,168
‎但查理洗心革面了

586
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:28,568
‎他加入我们教会之前 他过着…

587
00:33:29,488 --> 00:33:32,808
‎完全不同的生活 这是我最近发现的

588
00:33:34,488 --> 00:33:36,928
‎嗯 我知道你不好受

589
00:33:37,008 --> 00:33:39,528
‎相比之下 你毫无经验

590
00:33:39,608 --> 00:33:41,728
‎别人却有性经验

591
00:33:41,808 --> 00:33:44,168
‎什么？不 我也有经验

592
00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:46,208
‎-是吗？
‎-是的

593
00:33:46,288 --> 00:33:47,128
‎手交

594
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:51,008
‎指交、口交、69 还试过肛交

595
00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,048
‎-经验挺丰富的
‎-对 但是不做爱

596
00:33:54,128 --> 00:33:56,848
‎那是新婚之夜
‎男女之间一件很神圣的事

597
00:33:56,928 --> 00:33:58,728
‎或者说应该是 但是…

598
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:00,288
‎现在我只是他的另一个女人

599
00:34:02,048 --> 00:34:05,848
‎杰克逊 加油 继续划水！

600
00:34:05,928 --> 00:34:08,368
‎快到终点了！加油！

601
00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,928
‎加油！没错 就像这样

602
00:34:13,248 --> 00:34:14,208
‎加油！

603
00:34:21,488 --> 00:34:22,608
‎太棒了！

604
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:26,328
‎漂亮 干得好！孩子

605
00:34:36,888 --> 00:34:37,968
‎干得漂亮 孩子

606
00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:40,328
‎干得漂亮！

607
00:34:42,688 --> 00:34:44,688
‎-学校为你感到骄傲
‎-谢谢校长

608
00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,048
‎嘿 妈妈

609
00:34:49,368 --> 00:34:52,048
‎听着 你必须更加用力地逼自己

610
00:34:52,128 --> 00:34:53,248
‎才能拿到参赛资格

611
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:56,048
‎-这是我的最好成绩
‎-我知道

612
00:34:56,408 --> 00:34:58,248
‎但我们可以做得更好 对吧？

613
00:34:58,808 --> 00:34:59,688
‎嗯

614
00:35:05,528 --> 00:35:06,448
‎恭喜

615
00:35:14,648 --> 00:35:15,608
‎好了

616
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,088
‎我知道不关我的事 不过

617
00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:25,608
‎既然你告诉了我 我就不得不说了

618
00:35:26,048 --> 00:35:27,208
‎查理无法改变他的过去

619
00:35:27,728 --> 00:35:29,968
‎重要的是他现在是什么样的人

620
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,448
‎我们都犯过错 做过不纯洁的事

621
00:35:33,888 --> 00:35:35,248
‎这不表示我们是坏人

622
00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:38,568
‎对吗？

623
00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:42,648
‎而且耶稣不是说过要宽恕吗？

624
00:35:43,688 --> 00:35:45,848
‎对 算是他的全部教义了

625
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,368
‎应该送什么给要堕胎的人？

626
00:35:53,648 --> 00:35:54,768
‎防晒霜

627
00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:56,368
‎她们在地狱里用得着

628
00:36:16,568 --> 00:36:19,488
‎真气人 你不肯跟我做爱

629
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:20,528
‎抱歉

630
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,408
‎我只想知道是什么感觉

631
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:25,848
‎你做过吗？

632
00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:29,448
‎不算做过 但我看过很多性爱影片

633
00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:31,608
‎-让我看看
‎-别看了 是男同影片

634
00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:32,968
‎我想看

635
00:36:40,488 --> 00:36:41,568
‎这叫舔肛

636
00:36:42,888 --> 00:36:43,888
‎好像很好玩

637
00:36:44,488 --> 00:36:46,888
‎-你觉得会是什么感觉？
‎-什么 舔肛吗？

638
00:36:46,968 --> 00:36:48,208
‎不 做爱

639
00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:49,768
‎我不知道

640
00:36:50,288 --> 00:36:51,448
‎我想会很舒服

641
00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:55,048
‎打飞机很舒服
‎做爱应该差不多 但更舒服

642
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:57,808
‎跟喜欢你的人做爱肯定很爽

643
00:36:57,888 --> 00:36:59,008
‎因为他们很懂你

644
00:36:59,088 --> 00:37:02,008
‎也许你们会合二为一
‎就像辣妹乐队说的那样

645
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:06,928
‎我不确定
‎我只想感受一下被插的感觉

646
00:37:14,488 --> 00:37:16,408
‎莉莉 你该回家了

647
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,088
‎好的

648
00:37:20,088 --> 00:37:21,368
‎谢谢你的款待

649
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,728
‎学校见 埃里克

650
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:38,048
‎是我闹着要看舔肛的

651
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,088
‎对不起

652
00:37:45,688 --> 00:37:47,088
‎爸爸 不是…

653
00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:49,008
‎我们闹着玩的

654
00:37:49,808 --> 00:37:51,768
‎-你知道 打扮…
‎-你该长大了

655
00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,968
‎找份工作 担负起责任

656
00:37:55,368 --> 00:37:57,488
‎看看真实的世界是什么样子

657
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,248
‎把妆擦掉 不要被你妈看见

658
00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:20,648
‎（我曾经是胎儿）

659
00:38:20,728 --> 00:38:21,568
‎我把牌子改好了

660
00:38:22,288 --> 00:38:23,888
‎你的牌子很棒

661
00:38:34,768 --> 00:38:37,528
‎一会儿我们出来
‎你不会朝我的朋友嚷嚷吧？

662
00:38:42,008 --> 00:38:42,928
‎可能会

663
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,648
‎嗯 我想也是

664
00:39:08,568 --> 00:39:09,648
‎喝点水吧

665
00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:11,728
‎慕斯要吗？

666
00:39:14,328 --> 00:39:15,288
‎谢谢

667
00:39:21,888 --> 00:39:23,008
‎你好 莎拉

668
00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:25,328
‎我记得你上次来过

669
00:39:25,808 --> 00:39:27,888
‎只剩香草味的了

670
00:39:27,968 --> 00:39:31,448
‎-我不喜欢香草味
‎-抱歉 只有这个了

671
00:39:31,528 --> 00:39:34,768
‎你能看看是否还有巧克力的吗？

672
00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:35,808
‎已经没有了

673
00:39:37,368 --> 00:39:39,688
‎对 但我知道你还有 所以 能不能…

674
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:44,288
‎能不能帮我问问？
‎我真的不喜欢香草味

675
00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:46,488
‎我说了 没有了

676
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:49,488
‎对 我也说了 我他妈的不喜欢香草味

677
00:39:49,568 --> 00:39:51,928
‎所以我想要巧克力的

678
00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:54,688
‎这里不是餐厅 莎拉

679
00:39:55,568 --> 00:39:58,368
‎也许你下次来会有巧克力

680
00:40:11,288 --> 00:40:12,328
‎嘿 爱因斯坦

681
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,608
‎不算太糟 是吧？

682
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,448
‎我不喜欢巧克力的

683
00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:22,928
‎没有人不喜欢巧克力

684
00:40:23,728 --> 00:40:24,568
‎我就不喜欢

685
00:40:29,768 --> 00:40:30,728
‎谢谢

686
00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:35,728
‎我没有看起来那么坚强

687
00:40:36,688 --> 00:40:37,928
‎今天过得很糟

688
00:40:38,608 --> 00:40:39,448
‎是啊

689
00:40:43,128 --> 00:40:45,128
‎听着 别担心 亲爱的

690
00:40:46,888 --> 00:40:48,488
‎我有三个孩子

691
00:40:48,568 --> 00:40:51,208
‎我觉得比起被我打掉的孩子

692
00:40:51,288 --> 00:40:54,168
‎我更对不起被我生下来的孩子

693
00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:01,568
‎与其做个糟糕的母亲
‎不如不要做母亲

694
00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:07,928
‎你的孩子一定很爱你

695
00:41:15,568 --> 00:41:17,688
‎好了 滚开 我要吃慕斯了

696
00:41:18,488 --> 00:41:19,328
‎好的

697
00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:33,808
‎嘿 妈妈

698
00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:38,608
‎我送你回家

699
00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,248
‎嗨

700
00:41:51,368 --> 00:41:52,648
‎你在等我

701
00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,168
‎当然

702
00:41:58,448 --> 00:41:59,808
‎你可能会呕吐

703
00:41:59,888 --> 00:42:02,968
‎或恶心 这是正常的
‎如果呕吐超过24小时

704
00:42:03,048 --> 00:42:06,328
‎你应该通知诊所 轻微出血是正常的

705
00:42:06,408 --> 00:42:10,368
‎但如果很严重
‎立刻给我们打电话 知道吗？

706
00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:11,488
‎知道了

707
00:42:12,528 --> 00:42:13,368
‎不要说话

708
00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:19,768
‎-你还好吧？
‎-还好

709
00:42:26,728 --> 00:42:28,088
‎想吃三明治吗？

710
00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:32,328
‎你是个怪人 奥蒂斯

711
00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:35,528
‎如果你觉得我怪 你该见见我妈

712
00:42:36,168 --> 00:42:39,048
‎她张口闭口都是性 毫无底线

713
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:42,408
‎她还在一个讲习班上讲课
‎名字叫“我的阴部 我自己”

714
00:42:43,368 --> 00:42:44,728
‎“阴部”就是阴道

715
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,488
‎她讨厌我爸爸 他住在美国

716
00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:51,088
‎她经常问我一些

717
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:54,128
‎让人难堪的问题
‎她认为完全可以接受

718
00:42:54,768 --> 00:42:56,288
‎她基本上就是个疯子

719
00:43:01,488 --> 00:43:02,848
‎我妈是瘾君子

720
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,368
‎她不想当瘾君子 但她就是

721
00:43:08,848 --> 00:43:09,848
‎我很久没见过她了

722
00:43:11,888 --> 00:43:13,048
‎我还有个哥哥

723
00:43:13,968 --> 00:43:15,408
‎他很风趣

724
00:43:16,128 --> 00:43:16,968
‎但是…

725
00:43:18,008 --> 00:43:20,768
‎他有点颠三倒四 不太靠谱

726
00:43:24,288 --> 00:43:25,928
‎-我没想…
‎-别说抱歉

727
00:43:26,928 --> 00:43:27,768
‎好的

728
00:43:33,568 --> 00:43:34,888
‎这些花是送给我的？

729
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:37,048
‎是的

730
00:43:38,888 --> 00:43:40,448
‎现在显得有点不合时宜

731
00:43:40,768 --> 00:43:42,368
‎不会 我很喜欢

732
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,008
‎鲜花是祝人“堕胎愉快”的好礼物

733
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:01,008
‎我就住在这里

734
00:44:02,888 --> 00:44:05,968
‎-要我送你进去吗？还是…
‎-不用了 没事

735
00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:06,968
‎你可以走了

736
00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:09,728
‎-回头见
‎-好的

737
00:44:14,968 --> 00:44:16,568
‎抱歉 我…我把你送到家

738
00:44:16,648 --> 00:44:18,928
‎-我说过要送你回家 所以…
‎-奥蒂斯 我没事！

739
00:44:19,008 --> 00:44:22,088
‎你可能会出血 可能会有反应…

740
00:44:28,968 --> 00:44:30,888
‎要我陪你进去吗？

741
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:33,288
‎-你刚刚…
‎-我不会请你进去

742
00:44:34,648 --> 00:44:36,048
‎如果我死了 我会发短信给你

743
00:44:37,248 --> 00:44:38,848
‎好吧 我把手机带在身边

744
00:44:45,168 --> 00:44:46,968
‎你要是说出去 我会杀了你

745
00:44:49,088 --> 00:44:51,848
‎我有一把小斧头
‎而且知道一个藏尸的好地方

746
00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:07,568
‎我跟教练谈过

747
00:45:08,408 --> 00:45:10,208
‎我们需要全力备战县里的选拔赛

748
00:45:11,368 --> 00:45:14,008
‎我不想让你错过这样的机会

749
00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:15,608
‎-我知道
‎-你知道？

750
00:45:16,048 --> 00:45:18,648
‎-你这是心不在焉的口气
‎-妈妈

751
00:45:18,848 --> 00:45:20,768
‎放心吧 我知道

752
00:45:21,448 --> 00:45:23,208
‎不要让自己后悔 相信我

753
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:25,848
‎明天一早我就帮你预约营养师

754
00:45:35,288 --> 00:45:41,088
‎（梅芙 今天想你了）

755
00:45:49,368 --> 00:45:51,688
‎格里诺克西抓住审讯官

756
00:45:52,168 --> 00:45:55,368
‎别废话了 该做爱了

757
00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:58,368
‎她抓住他巨大的青紫色阴茎

758
00:45:58,448 --> 00:46:01,768
‎把它塞进她的腹下空穴

759
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,848
‎但他的阴茎变软了

760
00:46:05,488 --> 00:46:08,128
‎“我是同性恋” 审讯官说

761
00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:12,528
‎格里诺克西失望地离开了房间

762
00:46:13,368 --> 00:46:15,568
‎她寻找伴侣的旅程将带领她

763
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:19,648
‎穿过银河系
‎直到她找到一根外星人的阴茎

764
00:46:19,728 --> 00:46:21,688
‎让她永远丧失处子之身

765
00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:35,448
‎好 女士们 非常好

766
00:46:36,128 --> 00:46:37,608
‎让地板恢复原状

767
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:41,088
‎好的 我们休息一下 回来以后…

768
00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:42,648
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

769
00:46:42,728 --> 00:46:46,488
‎我去倒杯水 骨盆运动让人很口渴

770
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,808
‎你妈妈跟我们说了你的大新闻

771
00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:51,248
‎恭喜

772
00:46:51,648 --> 00:46:52,608
‎什么新闻？

773
00:46:53,008 --> 00:46:54,008
‎你遗精了！

774
00:46:55,408 --> 00:46:56,328
‎干得漂亮

775
00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:21,208
‎怎么样？

776
00:47:21,288 --> 00:47:23,848
‎老实交代 有没有让她吃生鱼片？

777
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:25,968
‎没什么事

778
00:47:26,048 --> 00:47:28,168
‎她只是让我帮她拎东西

779
00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,928
‎-什么东西？
‎-就是一样东西

780
00:47:31,968 --> 00:47:33,328
‎嘿 我…

781
00:47:33,968 --> 00:47:36,288
‎我今天参加摇摆乐队的面试
‎被录取了

782
00:47:36,368 --> 00:47:37,288
‎录取了？

783
00:47:37,368 --> 00:47:38,328
‎厉害

784
00:47:38,408 --> 00:47:40,288
‎-是啊 很不错
‎-我就说你一定行

785
00:47:40,368 --> 00:47:41,448
‎很不错

786
00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:43,848
‎然后有个女生想跟我做爱
‎感觉怪怪的

787
00:47:44,288 --> 00:47:46,608
‎她可能疯了 我想你会喜欢她的

788
00:47:48,288 --> 00:47:49,208
‎是谁？

789
00:47:49,328 --> 00:47:50,688
‎（梅芙 今天谢谢你）

790
00:47:51,288 --> 00:47:52,128
‎没什么

791
00:47:53,088 --> 00:47:54,888
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-好了

792
00:47:55,288 --> 00:47:57,008
‎-我要让你血流成河
‎-拜托

793
00:47:57,088 --> 00:47:58,728
‎上次你赢是靠背后偷袭

794
00:47:58,808 --> 00:48:00,168
‎-那…
‎-别故技重施了

795
00:48:00,848 --> 00:48:01,768
‎没错

796
00:48:13,648 --> 00:48:16,248
‎（奥蒂斯 希望你喜欢那个三明治）

797
00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:56,368
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