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‎我去關燈

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‎來吧

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‎妳跑哪去了？

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‎我在這

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‎我在上面吧

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‎你的頭在哪？

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‎-我的蛋蛋！
‎-抱歉！

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‎-我去開燈
‎-不要！

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‎我的脖子

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‎搞什麼鬼？

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‎你這小混帳

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎當克萊拉說
‎她覺得你不想跟她做愛了

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‎你感覺如何？

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‎很糟

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‎請描述一下，提姆

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‎非常糟

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‎好的，克萊拉
‎我要妳試著集中精神

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‎去體會這是什麼感覺

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‎你好

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‎你好

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‎你好

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‎我叫米爾本

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‎我是性愛治療師

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‎你感覺如何？

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‎你今天

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‎感覺如何？

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‎今天是浪漫喜劇之夜

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‎要看茱莉亞羅勃茲80年代的電影
‎還是凱特哈德森2000年前後的電影？

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‎-你偏好哪個？
‎-媽

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‎怎樣才算是好的治療師？

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‎我只是好奇

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‎這個嘛…

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‎有些治療師
‎進入這行的理由不是很正確

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‎他們是為了金錢或地位

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‎他們把它看作一個職業
‎而不是使命

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‎但這就是份工作

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‎當然了

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‎你在這份工作說錯一個字

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‎就能造成精神崩潰
‎或是長久的情緒傷害

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‎一個好的治療師

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‎你懂的

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‎真正好的治療師

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‎應該理解自己的責任有多重大

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‎-感覺很嚴格
‎-要精準地抓到平衡

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‎你傾聽病患的心聲

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‎但不能參與他們的生活

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‎所以重點不是在治療師

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‎沒錯

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‎更重要的是

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‎羅勃茲還是哈德森？

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‎羅勃茲

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‎好，就看羅勃茲

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‎你今天打領帶

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‎對，顯然如此

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‎艾咪今天要辦轟趴

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‎所以呢？

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‎所以呢？
‎上次戰鎚湯姆喝了14杯深水炸彈

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‎差點溺死在她家浴缸

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‎我們需要被邀請！

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‎我還以為你上高中就放棄了

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‎-你真是金魚腦
‎-永遠保持樂觀的金魚

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‎那是誰？

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‎-你好啊，歐帝斯
‎-你好

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‎我媽近期的俘虜之一

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‎可憐的傢伙

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‎你好，您是…

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‎-哈利
‎-哈利，抱歉

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‎我不太會記名字

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‎有什麼事嗎，哈利？

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‎我剛好經過，想說也許

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‎可以一起吃個早餐

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‎我前幾天過得很開心

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‎很少遇到真正會傾聽的女性

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‎了解，謝謝你

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‎我接下來有個陰道工作坊

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‎所以…沒辦法

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‎今天一起吃晚餐？

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‎我晚上有活動了

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‎-這禮拜找一天？
‎-哈利

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‎抱歉我給了你錯誤的期待

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‎我並不想跟任何人約會

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‎我光工作和顧兒子就要忙不過來了

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‎看得出來你很想找個伴

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‎但我實在沒有多餘的時間

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‎我很佩服你的率直和勇氣

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‎希望你能找到理想對象

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‎再見了

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‎你今天特別怪

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‎誰打來？

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‎-喂
‎-喂，我是梅芙

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‎-梅芙
‎-我們需要談一談

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‎好

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‎喂？

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‎-梅芙威利打給你？
‎-對

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‎-你為什麼…
‎-不！

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‎-你為什麼…
‎-小聲點！

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‎-喂？
‎-你在幹嘛…

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‎喂？

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‎解釋一下？

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‎我做了蠢事

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‎梅芙要我辦性愛治療診所

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‎幫學生處理他們的問題，從中賺錢
‎我答應了

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‎我現在覺得不該這麼做
‎因為我很困惑又很熱

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‎-她要你做性愛治療師？
‎-對

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‎-但你沒辦法手淫！
‎-我知道

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‎而且我才16歲，我覺得…
‎我是說…

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‎-我現在一片混亂
‎-好，冷靜一下

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‎你想想，這其實很棒的

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‎性愛治療師

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‎聽著，知識就是力量
‎力量就是地位

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‎有了地位就受歡迎

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‎-你會很受歡迎
‎-我不想受歡迎

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‎我只想當個沒人認識的邊緣人

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‎當人家問“那是誰？”
‎其他人會回答

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‎“就是個邊緣人”

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‎你想當邊緣人？

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‎-對
‎-歐帝斯！

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‎你不想跟梅芙威利混在一起嗎？

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‎-她又不受歡迎，她很可怕
‎-正是

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‎她比受歡迎還讚，她很酷

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‎而且是最棒的那種酷

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‎因為在這裡也沒其他人知道

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‎但你不想跟她混在一起，我懂了

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‎也許我想跟她混在一起？

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‎沒錯，我不知道，也許

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‎-我不知道
‎-你當然想了

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‎領帶拿下來

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‎你看起來像摩門教的

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‎聽著，你要弄假成真

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‎你辦得到嗎？

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‎可以

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‎好，去上學吧

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‎嗨，陰唇哥

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‎你手機怎麼了嗎？

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‎我沒有手機，什麼？我有手機？
‎我手機壞了吧？接收有問題

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‎我得拿去神腦維修

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‎還好有保險

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‎閉嘴

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‎我找到病人了

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‎好，太棒了，棒極了

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‎下課來廁所看診

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‎抱歉，妳說下課？今天？

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‎對，可以嗎？

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‎可以

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‎我們還沒正式打過招呼

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‎我是艾瑞克，我是他最好的朋友

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‎你扣子扣錯了

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‎這是最新時尚，有點像隨興風

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‎只是扣子要扣錯

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‎好極了

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‎別遲到

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‎我跟梅芙威利講到話了！

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‎好，我們得走了，現在

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‎馬上

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‎-早安，娘炮
‎-抱歉，亞當

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‎我媽不准我跟你混在一起

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‎為什麼？

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‎她說你是性變態

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‎艾咪派對上見了

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‎記住

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‎這些都是易燃性化學物質

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‎聽到了嗎？

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‎老師，我們去年就跟摩爾豪斯老師
‎做過這個實驗

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‎那妳就是專家了，是吧？

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‎趕快開始做實驗

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‎（為什麼沒邀我去妳派對？）

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‎我們分手了，亞當

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‎（為什麼？）

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‎弄假成真

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‎弄假…

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‎你帶他來幹嘛？

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‎他去哪我就去哪

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‎隨便，她在裡面

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‎嘔吐反射，她吐在男友的陰莖上

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‎真是太丟臉了

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‎-我要看到她嗎？
‎-不用

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‎想像成是在懺悔

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‎還在等什麼？

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‎-你不能去
‎-抱歉

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎妳好，我是妳的治療師

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‎-妳怎麼了嗎？
‎-這太詭異了

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‎-可以面對面嗎？
‎-不行，我們不應該見面

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‎妳怎麼了嗎？

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‎梅芙沒說嗎？我不想再講一次

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‎有，妳…

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‎妳在口交時遭遇一些困難

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‎造成妳出現反胃現象，對吧？

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‎反胃？

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‎嘔吐

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‎對，我吐在他老二上了，可以嗎？

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‎他叫我不要再幫他吹了，但不那麼做

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‎他就不會幫我口交，我該怎麼辦？

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‎我該怎麼辦？

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‎這個嘛…

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‎人類的性交遠比妳想像的

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‎還要多樣，然後每個人

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‎都有獨特的經驗，這些經驗會轉變為

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‎跟特定性伴侶間的聯繫

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‎也可能是多重伴侶

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‎-什麼？
‎-總之

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‎妳知道人類不是
‎唯一會口交的生物嗎？

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‎-蝙蝠也會
‎-這跟蝙蝠有什麼關係？

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‎我曾在動物園

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‎看到絨鼠在幫自己口交

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎妳忘記付錢了

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‎我才不要像白痴一樣
‎付錢給那神經病

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‎真不知道我怎麼會相信妳

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‎-妳欠我錢
‎-隨便啦，蕩婦

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‎你幹了什麼？

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‎我好像說了絨鼠口交的事情

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‎抱歉，我太緊張了

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00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:56,768
‎你該提供建議，不是讓人心靈受創

216
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,648
‎我想說的是
‎如果要確認她在口交時

217
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:02,448
‎出現反胃現象的原因
‎我需要對她的社交和性歷史

218
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,888
‎有更進一步了解，但她走了

219
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:06,368
‎反胃是什麼？

220
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,408
‎就是嘔吐啊！

221
00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:10,888
‎她只想知道要怎麼吹喇叭

222
00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:14,328
‎我想我可能不太適合做治療師

223
00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,648
‎不可能，我看過你治療別人
‎你那時就像是…

224
00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:19,488
‎奇怪的性愛博士

225
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,568
‎很怪但令人印象深刻

226
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,808
‎我們得多找幾位病人

227
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,408
‎你要好好磨練你的口說能力

228
00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:28,248
‎下次講話像個正常16歲青少年好嗎？

229
00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:30,288
‎希望奧莉薇亞沒有告訴其他人

230
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,928
‎她真的對你失望透頂

231
00:11:37,128 --> 00:11:39,488
‎梅芙，我想跟絨鼠打炮
‎可以幫我嗎？

232
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,648
‎看來她已經告訴大家了

233
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,528
‎人會越挫越勇

234
00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:48,808
‎凱莉克萊森！詩人

235
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,488
‎是尼采

236
00:11:52,408 --> 00:11:54,128
‎你媽是怎麼找到病人的？

237
00:11:54,688 --> 00:11:56,488
‎口耳相傳吧

238
00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:57,768
‎病人證言

239
00:11:58,408 --> 00:11:59,688
‎但我們只有另一位病人

240
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,688
‎還有別的想法嗎？

241
00:12:06,128 --> 00:12:07,848
‎妳知道購物中心的椒鹽卷餅嗎？

242
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,208
‎他們給妳試吃後，妳會做什麼？

243
00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:15,208
‎妳會買椒鹽卷餅

244
00:12:15,288 --> 00:12:17,648
‎人們不相信妳的產品
‎因為他們沒用過

245
00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:18,928
‎試用品

246
00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,088
‎這是個不錯的點子

247
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:22,568
‎你今晚要幹嘛？

248
00:12:22,648 --> 00:12:25,328
‎跟我媽看茱莉亞羅勃茲的電影

249
00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,288
‎他開玩笑的，為什麼這麼問？

250
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,368
‎我們必須去青少年瘋狂做愛的地方

251
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,968
‎A棟科學大樓後的樹叢？

252
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,648
‎艾咪的轟趴

253
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,368
‎穿好看點，兩位

254
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,128
‎開趴了

255
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:46,528
‎我們被邀請參加派對了！

256
00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:48,888
‎-太棒啦
‎-我不想去

257
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,288
‎-我看起來怎麼樣？
‎-像顆蜜柑

258
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,888
‎-這是單色搭配
‎-我相信你說的

259
00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:02,368
‎-我看起來還行嗎？
‎-你看起來像歐帝斯

260
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:06,368
‎-這是好事還壞事？
‎-都不是，你看起來就像歐帝斯

261
00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:09,648
‎你從沒問過我你看起來怎麼樣

262
00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:12,088
‎是因為受到“梅芙效應”影響嗎？

263
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:15,728
‎我討厭這件襯衫，我也討厭人群
‎我討厭派對

264
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:17,928
‎艾瑞克，我不想去

265
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:20,888
‎我們一定要去！
‎我們已經等了一輩子了

266
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,488
‎那是你，我才不在乎

267
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,088
‎梅芙在乎，所以…

268
00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:28,128
‎你在幹嘛？
‎艾瑞克，小心一點

269
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,208
‎這個好

270
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,528
‎你需要放鬆一下

271
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:41,488
‎我不跳舞

272
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,528
‎放這些音樂要幹嘛？

273
00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:47,368
‎拿來聽啊
‎我會坐得直挺挺地欣賞音樂

274
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,568
‎來嘛，你明明想跳舞

275
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,728
‎打死不跳

276
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,368
‎跳舞…

277
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:56,648
‎跳舞

278
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:59,088
‎好啦，我會去

279
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,888
‎-過來
‎-等等！

280
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,608
‎這會成為你的招牌

281
00:14:04,608 --> 00:14:05,528
‎帽子男

282
00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,248
‎來吧，我們會驚豔全場！

283
00:14:13,368 --> 00:14:15,328
‎親愛的，你戴了帽子

284
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:17,248
‎我全身橘色！

285
00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:19,048
‎看得出來

286
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:20,688
‎你要參加電影之夜嗎，艾瑞克？

287
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,288
‎其實我們正要出去

288
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,688
‎-你要去哪？
‎-沒去哪

289
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:27,608
‎參加派對

290
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:28,728
‎真正的派對

291
00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:30,608
‎我們真的受邀了

292
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,528
‎-不完全算是
‎-誰的派對？

293
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,568
‎-不重要
‎-艾咪吉伯斯！

294
00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:37,168
‎她是學校最受歡迎的女生之一

295
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,648
‎你用了鬍後水，歐帝斯

296
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:48,168
‎今晚要見什麼特別的人嗎？

297
00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:50,888
‎-有一個…
‎-沒有，就只是個派對

298
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:54,848
‎很正常、很無聊，柏拉圖式派對

299
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,448
‎好吧

300
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,288
‎如果你今天要吸毒的話
‎跟他們打好關係

301
00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,368
‎-媽！
‎-照顧好彼此

302
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:04,088
‎-我拿給幾個保險套給你
‎-不了，謝謝媽，再見

303
00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:15,208
‎來了

304
00:15:21,328 --> 00:15:23,768
‎妳明知強納森對噪音很敏感

305
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,968
‎抱歉，辛西亞，我會關小聲點

306
00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:27,608
‎還有

307
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:30,408
‎我真希望自己是慈善家，親愛的

308
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,768
‎我星期一會籌到錢，好嗎？

309
00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:34,888
‎妳還好嗎？

310
00:15:39,928 --> 00:15:41,528
‎希望妳沒懷孕

311
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:51,968
‎（歡迎光臨伯朗村商店）

312
00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:05,528
‎我要買那兩個其中一個

313
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:09,448
‎-有偏好哪個嗎？
‎-便宜的那個

314
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:13,568
‎（驗孕棒）

315
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:14,888
‎妳幾歲了，親愛的？

316
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:16,128
‎12歲

317
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,088
‎真希望能知道父親是誰

318
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,048
‎一共5英鎊28便士，謝謝

319
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,008
‎我的天

320
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,328
‎他們一定有很多廁所

321
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:34,328
‎-好像有點安靜？
‎-8點30分才開始

322
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:37,568
‎現在才8點15分

323
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,528
‎準時就是遲到

324
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:40,728
‎那是什麼意思？

325
00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:44,008
‎遲到就是遲到，早到就是早到
‎我們提早了很多

326
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,888
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-按門鈴

327
00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:49,408
‎不准，我們要等其他人來

328
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,008
‎艾瑞克，別說傻話了

329
00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:53,888
‎歐帝斯，我叫你不要按門鈴

330
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,568
‎你到底有什麼…

331
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,088
‎你看起來像是大在身上

332
00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:10,488
‎-你死定了！
‎-艾瑞克？

333
00:17:11,928 --> 00:17:13,848
‎你為什麼要毀了我的褲子？

334
00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:15,728
‎你到底有什麼毛病？

335
00:17:15,808 --> 00:17:18,448
‎你會被燒死、被打死

336
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,208
‎我受夠了

337
00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:22,728
‎我受夠你這種行為了

338
00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:27,528
‎妳好啊，梅芙

339
00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:29,208
‎妳超美

340
00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:31,048
‎你超像奇多玉米棒

341
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:32,208
‎帽子不錯

342
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:35,728
‎我們得回家了

343
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,328
‎因為他毀了他的褲子

344
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:40,528
‎-看起來像大在身上
‎-沒關係，我們要去派對

345
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:46,848
‎現在還太早了吧？

346
00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:48,168
‎我們是來做生意的

347
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,168
‎-為什麼她可以按門鈴？
‎-她又不是你

348
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:55,728
‎來吧

349
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:46,328
‎（初級生物）

350
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,728
‎（梅芙和歐帝斯）

351
00:19:11,528 --> 00:19:14,968
‎太棒了，應該差不多都弄乾淨了

352
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:18,448
‎這裡好擠，肯定超過可容納人數了

353
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:21,368
‎-放輕鬆，你才16歲
‎-放輕鬆，你才16歲

354
00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,608
‎歐帝斯，你去找還清醒的處女
‎我去找曲棍球隊

355
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,208
‎那我呢？

356
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,248
‎你去跟安瓦爾聊天

357
00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,448
‎不行，我太緊張了

358
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,008
‎他暗戀安瓦爾

359
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,848
‎剛好趁這機會搭話啊

360
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,568
‎我聽說他前任甩了他

361
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:39,768
‎因為他不想幫他指交

362
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:41,208
‎好的

363
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,288
‎那麼…

364
00:19:42,368 --> 00:19:44,448
‎好，我去跟他講話

365
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,248
‎-那是我要喝的，混蛋
‎-抱歉

366
00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:51,248
‎我看電影都這樣演

367
00:19:51,328 --> 00:19:52,248
‎混帳

368
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,488
‎-記住，要讓人難以捉摸
‎-難以捉摸

369
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,408
‎去吧，做你該做的事

370
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:12,368
‎薑汁汽水超好喝

371
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,408
‎真的嗎？我比較喜歡喝蔓越莓汁

372
00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:16,488
‎蔓越莓對念珠菌陰道炎很有用

373
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:19,328
‎跟你們說

374
00:20:19,408 --> 00:20:22,168
‎念珠菌陰道炎是一種陰道分泌物

375
00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:27,768
‎我今晚會提供免費性愛建議，如果…

376
00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:30,968
‎如果你們有性病…

377
00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:36,608
‎好吧，再會了

378
00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:45,328
‎可以不要在屋裡這樣嗎？

379
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,288
‎別弄髒抱枕了

380
00:20:48,088 --> 00:20:49,688
‎寶貝！妳們來了！

381
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:51,048
‎還會有人來吧？

382
00:20:51,128 --> 00:20:52,728
‎我們可不能出現在太遜的派對

383
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,248
‎應該會吧

384
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,168
‎-要喝點什麼嗎？
‎-好啊

385
00:20:57,248 --> 00:21:00,448
‎好，兩杯威士忌可樂
‎一杯伏特加湯尼，奧莉薇亞在減肥

386
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,048
‎兩杯威士忌可樂、一杯伏特加湯尼

387
00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:10,448
‎詳盡的性愛建議
‎免費諮詢，只限今晚

388
00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:11,968
‎只限今晚！

389
00:21:12,048 --> 00:21:14,768
‎-只限今晚！
‎-很划算好嗎！

390
00:21:14,848 --> 00:21:17,088
‎妳真的全家都進監獄了嗎？

391
00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:20,248
‎梅芙！

392
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,208
‎-妳在這
‎-目前是

393
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,488
‎傑克森

394
00:21:23,568 --> 00:21:25,888
‎我們要去看看艾咪的熱水浴缸
‎你要來嗎？

395
00:21:26,488 --> 00:21:27,728
‎晚一點吧

396
00:21:29,328 --> 00:21:30,408
‎應該會滿有趣的

397
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:31,808
‎我對浴缸沒興趣

398
00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:33,168
‎那妳對什麼有興趣？

399
00:21:33,608 --> 00:21:35,088
‎複雜的女性特質

400
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,608
‎你跟這裡的誰勾搭上了嗎？

401
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:40,928
‎沒有，妳有嗎？

402
00:21:41,328 --> 00:21:42,448
‎1小時後再問我

403
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:47,208
‎可惡

404
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:54,928
‎你們好啊！

405
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,088
‎各位！

406
00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,808
‎這派對真是太讚了！

407
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,248
‎是吧？

408
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:04,848
‎那件襯衫真的太美了，安瓦爾
‎你穿起來真好看

409
00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:07,128
‎你就像根三角錐

410
00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:08,848
‎嗯

411
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,648
‎安瓦爾，我最近遇到一件

412
00:22:11,728 --> 00:22:14,848
‎很詭異的事情，是關於後門…

413
00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:17,488
‎-你大在身上了啊？
‎-沒有

414
00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:19,528
‎我沒有

415
00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:24,568
‎跟你們聊天很愉快
‎我沒有大在身上

416
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,288
‎白痴，智障

417
00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:56,408
‎蠢蛋！

418
00:22:56,928 --> 00:22:58,448
‎帽子男！

419
00:22:59,968 --> 00:23:00,928
‎我喜歡你的帽子

420
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:05,448
‎玩得開心嗎？

421
00:23:07,128 --> 00:23:08,608
‎-不太開心
‎-我也是

422
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,728
‎我在躲我男友

423
00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:13,328
‎要來一點嗎？

424
00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:14,288
‎不了，謝謝

425
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,848
‎還是…來一點好了

426
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:20,208
‎謝了

427
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:24,568
‎我把他斷了

428
00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:26,848
‎妳跟他分手了？

429
00:23:26,928 --> 00:23:29,568
‎不，我把他弄斷了

430
00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:31,048
‎像弄斷棒子一樣

431
00:23:31,648 --> 00:23:34,128
‎他說“妳為什麼做愛不開燈？”

432
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:36,448
‎我說“我不想你看到我裸體”

433
00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:40,328
‎然後他就碎唸個不停

434
00:23:41,048 --> 00:23:42,288
‎蠢蛋

435
00:23:42,368 --> 00:23:43,648
‎妳為什麼不想開燈？

436
00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:46,048
‎因為我很醜陋

437
00:23:46,568 --> 00:23:47,728
‎凱特，妳在裡面嗎？

438
00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:51,968
‎就說我把他弄斷了吧

439
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:55,848
‎-這人是誰？
‎-不是那麼回事，山姆

440
00:23:55,928 --> 00:23:58,128
‎他沒有威脅性，就是隻熊寶寶

441
00:23:58,528 --> 00:23:59,928
‎我只是在跟他說你有多蠢

442
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,528
‎-我先走了
‎-妳為什麼在跟他聊天？

443
00:24:04,608 --> 00:24:07,048
‎-因為你不聽我講話
‎-我有在聽

444
00:24:07,128 --> 00:24:08,568
‎我都有在聽

445
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,648
‎-沒有，你都不聽我說話
‎-凱特！

446
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,368
‎-哪位？
‎-艾咪，我是亞當

447
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:22,648
‎-你想幹嘛？
‎-我們需要談一談

448
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,008
‎我沒邀請你，滾吧

449
00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:54,008
‎亞當？

450
00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:57,888
‎新來的媽媽

451
00:25:04,288 --> 00:25:05,248
‎你在幹嘛？

452
00:25:05,328 --> 00:25:08,128
‎-大家都覺得我大在身上
‎-給我忍著點，我們需要病人

453
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,648
‎艾瑞克，快點

454
00:25:11,328 --> 00:25:13,448
‎我只是想和正常人一樣做愛

455
00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:14,808
‎不用弄斷手臂

456
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,288
‎我還需要用到它

457
00:25:16,368 --> 00:25:18,368
‎好，我只想要關燈做愛

458
00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:20,888
‎那又怎麼樣？
‎為什麼你就是不能接受？

459
00:25:20,968 --> 00:25:24,568
‎夠了，你們的溝通太沒效率了！

460
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,048
‎山姆，如果要處理凱特的自尊問題

461
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,648
‎同時又要尊重你

462
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,008
‎對視覺刺激的需求

463
00:25:31,088 --> 00:25:33,928
‎你們就必須建立言語上的交流

464
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,328
‎-講淫蕩的話？
‎-不，我是說

465
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:40,328
‎停止被動傾聽，要主動傾聽

466
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,928
‎講英文，熊寶寶

467
00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:43,408
‎好

468
00:25:44,288 --> 00:25:46,288
‎凱特，妳想關燈做愛

469
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,768
‎山姆，你想看凱特裸體

470
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,488
‎但你們都沒有傾聽彼此

471
00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:51,848
‎你到底是誰？

472
00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:54,688
‎我是誰不重要，重點不是我

473
00:25:54,768 --> 00:25:56,008
‎重點是你們兩個

474
00:25:58,408 --> 00:26:00,608
‎我只是…我搞不懂女人

475
00:26:01,368 --> 00:26:03,608
‎她喜歡我，又不喜歡我

476
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,408
‎她想要我的大老二

477
00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:07,208
‎抱歉，我的大

478
00:26:07,968 --> 00:26:10,088
‎陰莖，她現在甚至不跟我說話了

479
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:11,768
‎我真的搞不懂，珍夫人

480
00:26:12,688 --> 00:26:13,528
‎叫我珍

481
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,408
‎話應該說明白的

482
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:20,088
‎如果這段關係已經結束了

483
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:24,088
‎你可以要求艾咪講清楚

484
00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:27,688
‎也是

485
00:26:28,968 --> 00:26:29,808
‎沒錯

486
00:26:30,568 --> 00:26:31,928
‎可以助我一臂之力嗎？

487
00:26:34,088 --> 00:26:37,608
‎我覺得…
‎如果她不想要你出現在她的派對

488
00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:40,008
‎尊重她的意願是很重要的

489
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:42,728
‎妳真有智慧

490
00:26:45,408 --> 00:26:46,808
‎就像一隻老貓頭鷹

491
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:50,528
‎妳為什麼在這？

492
00:26:53,608 --> 00:26:55,048
‎我來看看歐帝斯

493
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,488
‎哇

494
00:26:59,528 --> 00:27:01,488
‎我還以為我爸媽才是控制狂

495
00:27:15,248 --> 00:27:16,168
‎太好了！

496
00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:23,008
‎靠

497
00:27:26,808 --> 00:27:27,968
‎有人在嗎？

498
00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:30,208
‎在開什麼玩笑

499
00:27:31,408 --> 00:27:33,288
‎喂，等一下！

500
00:27:36,848 --> 00:27:38,528
‎別尿在玫瑰上！

501
00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:41,208
‎我爸媽會殺了我

502
00:27:41,288 --> 00:27:44,848
‎-他們好不容易才從上次派對中平復
‎-那妳為什麼還要辦？

503
00:27:44,928 --> 00:27:47,288
‎露比和奧莉薇亞說不能辦在她們家

504
00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:49,568
‎反正我喜歡當主辦

505
00:27:50,728 --> 00:27:52,448
‎妳覺得大家玩得開心嗎？

506
00:27:52,528 --> 00:27:55,128
‎-妳開心嗎？
‎-應該吧

507
00:27:55,488 --> 00:27:56,968
‎不准尿在多肉植物上！

508
00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,488
‎他很可愛耶

509
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,008
‎妳為何這麼愛哈大麻的人？

510
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,808
‎不會讓妳想到某人嗎？

511
00:28:06,928 --> 00:28:08,008
‎亞當？

512
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:11,048
‎不，我想到的是喝醉的萊恩葛斯林

513
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:13,368
‎-不，是亞當
‎-妳應該要把話說明白的

514
00:28:13,448 --> 00:28:15,128
‎大家快進到屋裡！

515
00:28:17,728 --> 00:28:19,608
‎你們可以在客廳抽大麻

516
00:29:31,128 --> 00:29:32,048
‎蠢蛋

517
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:12,488
‎-妳為什麼一股牙醫診所味？
‎-不要說話

518
00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:46,848
‎好極了，又是你

519
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:47,928
‎沒錯！

520
00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:49,808
‎聽說妳遇到困難了

521
00:30:59,688 --> 00:31:00,568
‎我可以幫妳

522
00:31:00,648 --> 00:31:02,848
‎-幫我幹嘛？
‎-吹喇叭！

523
00:31:05,408 --> 00:31:07,008
‎你又懂吹喇叭了，喇叭男？

524
00:31:07,088 --> 00:31:08,328
‎那是法國號！

525
00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:11,048
‎聽著，我看過很多同志A片

526
00:31:11,128 --> 00:31:13,808
‎而且不只有你有老二，好嗎？

527
00:31:13,888 --> 00:31:16,328
‎安瓦爾，我們應該讓他幫忙

528
00:31:18,888 --> 00:31:21,088
‎繼續說吧，艾瑞克
‎讓我們看看你的技術

529
00:31:21,168 --> 00:31:23,768
‎太好了！我需要道具

530
00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:29,688
‎-有好戲看了
‎-但願如此

531
00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:31,528
‎這派對簡直無聊透頂

532
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,768
‎讓我進去

533
00:31:44,328 --> 00:31:47,728
‎開門，你這橘不啦嘰的傢伙！
‎我要殺了你！

534
00:31:47,808 --> 00:31:49,528
‎凱特，妳要先來嗎？

535
00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:52,128
‎告訴我妳喜歡山姆哪些地方

536
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,968
‎我不知道，他的睫毛很漂亮

537
00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:57,008
‎-這太蠢了
‎-山姆

538
00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:58,928
‎我們要傾聽彼此，好嗎？

539
00:32:00,328 --> 00:32:03,008
‎換你了，跟我說說凱特

540
00:32:05,448 --> 00:32:06,688
‎看到沒？他覺得我很噁！

541
00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:09,088
‎-別再那麼說了！
‎-好吧，讓我們來…

542
00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:12,248
‎冷靜一下，重點是要傾聽彼此

543
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:14,248
‎-沒有用的
‎-我們剛開始約會的時候

544
00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:16,928
‎我會緊張到說不出話，甚至會很慌

545
00:32:17,328 --> 00:32:18,888
‎我偶爾還是會那樣

546
00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:21,088
‎我不敢相信她願意跟我在一起

547
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,928
‎我喜歡她的一切

548
00:32:23,968 --> 00:32:24,808
‎一切

549
00:32:26,368 --> 00:32:28,128
‎妳聽到他說的了嗎，凱特？

550
00:32:28,768 --> 00:32:31,008
‎聽到了，但我還是不相信

551
00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:34,768
‎好吧，凱特，妳喜歡自己哪裡？

552
00:32:35,448 --> 00:32:38,448
‎-沒有
‎-凱特，我要妳說出五點

553
00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:40,968
‎妳喜歡自己的五點，什麼都可以

554
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,048
‎想想看

555
00:32:43,888 --> 00:32:45,448
‎我曲棍球打得挺好

556
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:49,648
‎我會自己做餃子，其實還滿難的

557
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,728
‎我可以過目不忘

558
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:57,168
‎我有個特異功能
‎我只要看人家走路方式

559
00:32:57,248 --> 00:33:00,728
‎-就能猜到他們是哪國人
‎-她真的猜得到，超強

560
00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:02,208
‎再一個

561
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:07,128
‎-我覺得我的頭髮滿美的
‎-閃耀動人

562
00:33:11,568 --> 00:33:12,648
‎如果妳都不喜歡自己

563
00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:15,128
‎要怎麼相信山姆喜歡妳呢？

564
00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:17,528
‎我希望妳能看到我眼中的妳

565
00:33:18,768 --> 00:33:20,008
‎妳是最棒的

566
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:22,568
‎兩位

567
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,408
‎我說…

568
00:33:24,488 --> 00:33:26,488
‎這真是太棒了，我覺得我們

569
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:27,688
‎真的有進展

570
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:31,808
‎好的

571
00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:35,088
‎那我就…

572
00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:44,008
‎-抱歉
‎-歐帝斯？

573
00:33:44,928 --> 00:33:45,808
‎妳好啊，梅芙

574
00:33:46,288 --> 00:33:47,448
‎我在這裡

575
00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:48,888
‎太詭異了

576
00:33:50,648 --> 00:33:51,568
‎很高興

577
00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:55,688
‎見到你們，抱歉了

578
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:57,648
‎再見

579
00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,368
‎我也得走了

580
00:34:03,448 --> 00:34:04,288
‎好

581
00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:07,328
‎也許我們可以

582
00:34:07,888 --> 00:34:09,608
‎找時間去約會

583
00:34:10,808 --> 00:34:13,328
‎你說要保密的，現在你又想約會了？

584
00:34:13,408 --> 00:34:14,928
‎沒錯

585
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,288
‎一週後再問我

586
00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,328
‎-開始吧，艾瑞克
‎-沒問題

587
00:34:55,408 --> 00:34:58,368
‎規則一，熱情比技巧

588
00:34:58,448 --> 00:35:00,288
‎還重要，注意別太深入

589
00:35:00,368 --> 00:35:01,928
‎會很難看

590
00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:04,568
‎它能承受比想像中還重的力道

591
00:35:04,648 --> 00:35:08,408
‎但不要用牙齒
‎特別是戴牙套的人，娜塔莉

592
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,968
‎好了，來吧，女孩們

593
00:35:12,048 --> 00:35:12,968
‎來吧，女孩們

594
00:35:13,048 --> 00:35:14,048
‎大家一起

595
00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,208
‎不要太深入！

596
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,728
‎露比，不要太深入

597
00:35:24,808 --> 00:35:26,048
‎頂端就行了，好嗎？

598
00:35:29,008 --> 00:35:30,528
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

599
00:35:31,328 --> 00:35:32,488
‎玩得開心嗎？

600
00:35:33,888 --> 00:35:35,768
‎不是太開心，妳呢？

601
00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:38,248
‎說實在，還好

602
00:35:39,768 --> 00:35:40,928
‎我討厭派對

603
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:44,168
‎我也是，擠滿了蠢貨

604
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,448
‎我提供了一些免費忠告

605
00:35:49,968 --> 00:35:51,088
‎真的嗎？給誰？

606
00:35:51,168 --> 00:35:52,808
‎這是機密

607
00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:55,768
‎但我找到病人了

608
00:35:55,848 --> 00:35:57,808
‎但賺不到錢吧？

609
00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,328
‎請問妳找到幾個病人？

610
00:36:07,568 --> 00:36:10,208
‎剛剛真的很抱歉

611
00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:14,248
‎我不知道妳跟傑克森在…

612
00:36:14,328 --> 00:36:15,208
‎沒關係

613
00:36:15,848 --> 00:36:17,808
‎他不是我男朋友，我們只是睡在一起

614
00:36:17,888 --> 00:36:21,248
‎-你懂的
‎-當然，完全理解

615
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,088
‎我覺得派對玩完了

616
00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:27,848
‎我要去收拾東西回家了

617
00:36:30,448 --> 00:36:31,368
‎再見

618
00:36:36,888 --> 00:36:37,728
‎媽？

619
00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:43,408
‎唉呀

620
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,408
‎靠！爛房子！

621
00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:47,128
‎真糟糕

622
00:36:47,728 --> 00:36:48,608
‎糟透了

623
00:36:48,928 --> 00:36:51,128
‎-妳在這幹嘛？
‎-歐帝斯，親愛的

624
00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:53,408
‎你忘了帶吸入器

625
00:36:53,888 --> 00:36:55,408
‎我已經6年沒有氣喘了

626
00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:56,728
‎如果發作了怎麼辦？

627
00:36:56,808 --> 00:36:58,928
‎有人會幫你嗎？

628
00:36:59,408 --> 00:37:01,928
‎真是太不負責任了…

629
00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,688
‎-妳在監視我？
‎-什麼？

630
00:37:04,768 --> 00:37:05,648
‎別荒謬了

631
00:37:05,728 --> 00:37:09,128
‎我荒謬？是妳在跟蹤妳的兒子

632
00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:11,528
‎那個字是很沉重的，年輕人

633
00:37:11,848 --> 00:37:13,128
‎別誤用了

634
00:37:13,608 --> 00:37:15,288
‎我理解

635
00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:18,728
‎你可能會覺得自己被不合理地觀察

636
00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:20,768
‎歐帝斯

637
00:37:20,848 --> 00:37:21,688
‎別走開

638
00:37:21,768 --> 00:37:22,888
‎回家吧，媽

639
00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,848
‎如果你要搭便車我可以等你

640
00:37:28,528 --> 00:37:29,648
‎快看

641
00:37:30,408 --> 00:37:32,688
‎-這不是櫛瓜小姐嗎？
‎-對耶

642
00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:46,968
‎你怎麼進來的？

643
00:37:47,608 --> 00:37:48,528
‎你想幹嘛？

644
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,528
‎我不…

645
00:37:54,408 --> 00:37:56,688
‎我不懂自己做錯了什麼

646
00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:58,968
‎為什麼我們不能復合？

647
00:38:00,368 --> 00:38:02,288
‎因為你讓我丟臉！

648
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:04,648
‎我很抱歉，亞當

649
00:38:12,728 --> 00:38:13,648
‎艾瑞克在哪？

650
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:16,688
‎吹喇叭！

651
00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:20,808
‎吹喇叭！

652
00:38:20,888 --> 00:38:21,808
‎怎麼一回事？

653
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:23,528
‎長號男在教她們怎麼吹喇叭

654
00:38:23,608 --> 00:38:24,888
‎真是太有趣了！

655
00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:43,568
‎亞當，住手！

656
00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:51,408
‎我的天！她噎住了！

657
00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:53,928
‎-閃邊！
‎-誰來幫幫忙！

658
00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:06,368
‎真是太經典了

659
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,928
‎亞當，你搞什麼鬼？

660
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,848
‎外婆

661
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,088
‎派對！

662
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:34,608
‎我聞到嘔吐味

663
00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:38,888
‎我要尿尿，還要吃洋芋片

664
00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:43,128
‎-對不起，我不是故意的
‎-你總是毀了一切

665
00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:44,488
‎回家吧

666
00:39:47,368 --> 00:39:49,888
‎你知道你、我有趣在哪嗎？

667
00:39:49,968 --> 00:39:52,128
‎我們完全不同，卻又很相似

668
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,128
‎我們是兩個沒人要的魯蛇

669
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:56,888
‎人們不想要我們，因為…

670
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:03,648
‎梅芙

671
00:40:04,248 --> 00:40:06,648
‎我們星期一再討論？

672
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:10,088
‎不，這群人沒成熟到需要治療

673
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:11,608
‎這主意太蠢了

674
00:40:12,488 --> 00:40:13,928
‎抱歉浪費你的時間

675
00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:16,448
‎再見了，歐帝斯

676
00:40:21,408 --> 00:40:23,248
‎派對很讚

677
00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:26,648
‎你們有找到病人嗎？

678
00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:30,768
‎不重要，梅芙說不幹了

679
00:40:31,408 --> 00:40:32,528
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯

680
00:40:32,608 --> 00:40:34,568
‎我還以為你們有搞頭

681
00:40:35,288 --> 00:40:36,208
‎看來是沒有

682
00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,568
‎聽著，誰又需要她了？

683
00:40:40,008 --> 00:40:43,688
‎又辣又可怕的女人多得是

684
00:40:43,968 --> 00:40:44,808
‎好的

685
00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:48,408
‎我的帽子呢？

686
00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:52,088
‎我好像把它弄丟了

687
00:40:52,448 --> 00:40:53,928
‎你這糟透了的帽子男

688
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,448
‎-抱歉
‎-你才不覺得抱歉

689
00:40:58,408 --> 00:41:00,848
‎-看你笑得像蠢蛋一樣
‎-不好笑

690
00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:02,328
‎-閉嘴
‎-像白痴一樣

691
00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:04,128
‎-好啦
‎-像個笨蛋

692
00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:05,288
‎去把你自己清乾淨

693
00:41:33,128 --> 00:41:34,648
‎（最後警告！）

694
00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:07,168
‎你可能會覺得我越界了，我都了解

695
00:42:08,168 --> 00:42:11,928
‎我想給你一個表達情緒的機會

696
00:42:12,008 --> 00:42:13,928
‎有什麼意義呢，媽？

697
00:42:15,568 --> 00:42:16,728
‎妳都不聽

698
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:20,208
‎你要我聽什麼？

699
00:42:23,888 --> 00:42:25,048
‎不要介入我的生活

700
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:28,248
‎好嗎？

701
00:42:41,128 --> 00:42:42,808
‎那不是真的

702
00:42:48,128 --> 00:42:49,488
‎長號男！

703
00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:11,808
‎你知道自己為什麼在這嗎？

704
00:43:14,288 --> 00:43:15,288
‎因為我

705
00:43:16,288 --> 00:43:18,288
‎在漢瑞克斯老師頭上放屁？

706
00:43:18,368 --> 00:43:19,528
‎什麼？不是

707
00:43:19,608 --> 00:43:21,328
‎我的天啊，亞當

708
00:43:23,928 --> 00:43:25,928
‎我才跟艾咪吉伯斯的母親談完

709
00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:29,008
‎她整星期都在努力
‎把她母親從地毯上清出來

710
00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:31,328
‎-那不是我的錯！
‎-永遠都不是你的錯，是吧？

711
00:43:33,688 --> 00:43:35,648
‎你為什麼不能像你妹一點？

712
00:43:36,248 --> 00:43:38,208
‎又勤奮又可靠，適應性又強

713
00:43:39,928 --> 00:43:41,808
‎我早上跟山景軍校通了電話

714
00:43:41,888 --> 00:43:44,488
‎那是一間令人印象深刻的機構

715
00:43:45,048 --> 00:43:46,568
‎別逼我

716
00:43:47,968 --> 00:43:49,088
‎懂了嗎？

717
00:44:10,408 --> 00:44:12,288
‎（謝謝你！）

718
00:44:17,168 --> 00:44:18,328
‎謝謝你

719
00:44:36,088 --> 00:44:37,728
‎我真的被屁眼嚇壞了

720
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:40,288
‎我知道這問題很敏感
‎但我聽說你能幫忙

721
00:44:40,368 --> 00:44:41,528
‎我可以付錢…

722
00:44:42,608 --> 00:44:43,768
‎我晚點再找你好嗎？

723
00:44:44,328 --> 00:44:45,168
‎好

724
00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:55,048
‎我覺得自己手淫成癮

725
00:44:56,008 --> 00:44:57,608
‎我現在也在手淫

726
00:44:58,568 --> 00:44:59,488
‎你可以救我嗎？

727
00:44:59,888 --> 00:45:02,488
‎上課請不要聊天

728
00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:11,728
‎我高潮的時候腦子裡都是英國女王
‎這樣很怪嗎？

729
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,088
‎-艾瑞克！
‎-幹嘛？

730
00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:28,288
‎性愛椒鹽卷餅成功了

731
00:45:41,528 --> 00:45:44,288
‎-我們有性愛椒鹽卷餅了！
‎-病人，我們有病人了

732
00:45:44,368 --> 00:45:47,408
‎今天好幾個學生來找我
‎想要我幫忙看診

733
00:45:47,968 --> 00:45:49,768
‎-他們願意付錢了
‎-繼續說

734
00:45:50,688 --> 00:45:52,368
‎-沒別的了
‎-沒了

735
00:45:52,448 --> 00:45:55,248
‎好吧，太好了，真的很棒

736
00:45:56,248 --> 00:45:57,408
‎我們捲土重來了

737
00:45:58,128 --> 00:45:59,128
‎沒錯，不過…

738
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:01,048
‎廁所隔間是行不通的

739
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,528
‎我不是牧師，我必須跟他們面對面

740
00:46:03,608 --> 00:46:04,928
‎我還以為你不想被看到

741
00:46:05,008 --> 00:46:06,448
‎是啊，但重點不在我

742
00:46:07,008 --> 00:46:09,248
‎重點是他們，而且要有談話的感覺

743
00:46:09,328 --> 00:46:10,808
‎不然會壓力太大

744
00:46:10,888 --> 00:46:13,128
‎-對大家都是
‎-好

745
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,408
‎-我負責處理掛號和排診
‎-好

746
00:46:15,488 --> 00:46:17,088
‎-還有收款之類的
‎-好

747
00:46:17,168 --> 00:46:18,608
‎太棒了，那我做什麼？

748
00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:22,688
‎我們可以試試…

749
00:46:26,928 --> 00:46:27,808
‎這個嘛…

750
00:46:28,608 --> 00:46:30,528
‎我們需要…

751
00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,128
‎沒關係

752
00:46:32,768 --> 00:46:33,848
‎沒問題

753
00:46:34,688 --> 00:46:36,688
‎反正我也很忙

754
00:46:36,768 --> 00:46:39,288
‎我真的超級忙，梅芙

755
00:46:39,368 --> 00:46:40,208
‎了解

756
00:46:42,328 --> 00:46:44,368
‎真是太棒了，恭喜你們

757
00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:48,488
‎所以呢？

758
00:46:49,008 --> 00:46:50,408
‎我們開始營業了

759
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:56,568
‎走吧

760
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,048
‎去吧

761
00:47:38,248 --> 00:47:40,248
‎（摩爾戴高中海豚隊）

762
00:47:49,608 --> 00:47:51,368
‎謝謝妳給我第二次機會

763
00:47:52,288 --> 00:47:53,808
‎來談談妳的問題吧

764
00:47:53,888 --> 00:47:56,208
‎我覺得應該要從頭談起

765
00:47:56,448 --> 00:47:59,328
‎妳為什麼覺得自己必須幫男友口交？

766
00:47:59,408 --> 00:48:01,288
‎說來話長…

767
00:49:15,008 --> 00:49:17,008
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