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‎我去关灯

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‎来吧

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‎你去哪儿了？

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‎我在这儿

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‎哦耶 我到上面来

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‎你的头呢？

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‎-我的蛋蛋！
‎-对不起

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‎-好吧 我来开灯
‎-不 不要！

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‎哦 我的脖子

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‎怎么回事？

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‎你这个混蛋

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎当克拉拉说她觉得
‎你不再想和她发生性关系

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‎你听了感觉如何？

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‎不好

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‎提姆 请用描述性词语

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‎非常不好

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‎好 克拉拉 我需要你专注于

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‎你真正的感觉是什么

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‎你好

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‎你好

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‎你好

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‎我的名字叫米尔本

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‎我是一名性治疗师

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‎你感觉如何？

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‎你今天…

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‎感觉如何？

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‎今天是浪漫喜剧之夜

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‎我在考虑80年代的朱莉娅·罗伯茨
‎和千禧年代初的凯特·哈德森

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‎-你喜欢哪个？
‎-妈妈 如何…

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‎成为一个好的治疗师

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‎我只是好奇

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‎嗯…

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‎我想有些治疗师选择
‎进入这行的理由是错误的

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‎他们是为了金钱或地位而做

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‎他们把它当作…职业而不是使命

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‎但这只是个工作

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‎当然

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‎在这个工作上
‎一个错误的词就能触发

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‎精神崩溃
‎导致持续几十年的精神伤害

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‎一个好的治疗师

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‎你知道…

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‎“好的”治疗师

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‎我想应该要明白他们的责任有多重大

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‎-听起来让人紧张
‎-这有着精细的平衡

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‎倾听人们诉说

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‎不将自己置入他们的现实

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‎所以说 这不是关于你自己

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‎是的

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‎更要紧的是

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‎到底是罗伯茨还是哈德森？

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‎罗伯茨

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‎很好 那就罗伯茨了

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‎你戴着领带

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‎对 好像是的

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‎今晚艾梅家有派对

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‎是 怎么了？

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‎怎么了？上次战锤汤姆
‎喝了14杯雅格炸弹

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‎差点儿淹死在她的热水浴缸里

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‎我们需要请柬！

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‎我以为你已经放弃高中了

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‎-你有着金鱼般的记忆力
‎-永远乐观的金鱼

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‎这是谁？

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‎-你好 奥蒂斯！
‎-你好

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‎这是我妈妈最近的爱情俘虏之一

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‎可怜的人

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‎你好…

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‎-哈里
‎-对不起 哈里

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‎我记名字很差劲

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‎我能为你做什么吗 哈里？

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‎我刚刚经过这里 也许我们可以

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‎一起去吃早饭

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‎那天晚上我很愉快

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‎很难遇到认真倾听的女人

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‎明白了

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‎我正好要上一堂阴道练习课

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‎所以…不能奉陪

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‎那今晚呢？晚餐

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‎我今晚有安排

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‎-这周其他时间？
‎-听着 哈里

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‎我很抱歉让你产生误解

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‎我对约会不感兴趣

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‎我工作非常忙 还要抚养儿子

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‎我的生活中没有空间留给

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‎你渴望的那种亲密关系 但是我

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‎非常赞赏你的直率和勇气

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‎我真心祝愿你能找到你想要的

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‎再见

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‎你今天特别奇怪

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‎这会是谁？

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‎-喂
‎-嘿 我是梅芙

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‎-梅芙你好
‎-我们得谈谈

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‎好

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‎喂？

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‎-梅芙·威利在给你打电话？
‎-是的

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‎-你为什么不…
‎-不！

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‎-你为什么…
‎-蹲下！

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‎-喂？
‎-你干什么…

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‎喂？

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‎解释一下吧

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‎我做了件愚蠢的事

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‎梅芙叫我设立一个性治疗的玩意儿

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‎有偿帮助学生解决他们的问题
‎我同意了

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‎我觉得我不应该这么做
‎因为我很困惑而且很热

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‎-她要你做性治疗师？
‎-是的

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‎-可你手淫都不会！
‎-我知道

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‎而且我才16岁 我觉得…

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‎-又晕又热
‎-好 冷静点

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‎考虑一下 这可能会很棒

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‎性治疗师

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‎听着 知识是力量 力量是地位

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‎有地位就会受欢迎

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‎-你会受欢迎的
‎-我不想受欢迎

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‎我只想待在角落里做个不起眼的人
‎你懂吗？

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‎当他们问“那个人是谁？”
‎有人就说

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‎“他只是个不起眼的人”

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‎等等 你想做不起眼的人？

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‎-是的
‎-奥蒂斯！

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‎你是说你不想和梅芙·威利一起玩？

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‎-但她不受欢迎 她很可怕
‎-的确是

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‎她比受欢迎更好 因为她很酷

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‎是最酷的那种

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‎在这个地方甚至还没有人知道

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‎但你不想和她一起玩 我知道了

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‎我觉得我想和她一起玩？

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‎是的 我不知道 也许吧

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‎-我不知道
‎-你当然愿意

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‎把领带松松

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‎你看起来像摩门教的人

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‎听着 成功之前要先假装着

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‎你能做到吗？

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‎能

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‎我们走吧

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‎嘿 小逼仔

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‎你手机出毛病了？

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‎我没有手机！什么？我有的
‎坏了 对吧？信号不好

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‎我要去手机仓库修一下

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‎还好有保险

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‎住嘴

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‎我找到一个客户

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‎棒 赞 太好了

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‎休息时间到洗手间来见我

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‎等等 休息时间？今天吗？

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‎是的 行吗？

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‎好

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‎我们从未正式见过面 我…

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‎我叫埃里克 是他的死党

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‎你的纽扣扣错了

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‎这是新形象 就像是简约风

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‎只不过是把纽扣扣错了

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‎真不错

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‎别迟到

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‎我刚和梅芙·威利说话了！

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‎好了 我们要走了 现在就走

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‎马上

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‎-早上好 基佬！
‎-对不起 亚当

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‎妈妈不让我和你一起玩了

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‎为什么？

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‎她说你是性变态

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‎艾梅的派对上见！

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‎记住

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‎所有这些化学品都是高度易燃的

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‎知道了吗？

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‎老师 我们去年
‎跟摩浩斯老师做过这个实验

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‎那你就是专家了 对吗 特里姆布尔？

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‎请开始做吧 谢谢您了

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‎（为什么不邀请我参加你的派对？）

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‎亚当 我们之间结束了

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‎（为什么？）

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‎成功之前要先假装着

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‎假装…

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‎你把他带来干嘛？

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‎他去哪儿 我就去哪儿

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‎随便了 她在里面

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‎咽反射的问题
‎她吐在了男朋友的阴茎上

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‎太丢人了

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‎-我需要见她面吗？
‎-不用

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‎把这想象成告解

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‎你等什么？

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‎-不行
‎-对不起

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‎你好？

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‎你好 我是你今天的治疗师

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‎-有什么我能为你做的？
‎-这很奇怪

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‎-我们能不能面对面谈？
‎-不行 我们不应该见面

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‎我能为你做什么？

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‎梅芙没告诉你吗？我不想再说了

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‎我知道 你…

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‎你在口交时遇到了一些问题

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‎导致你胃内容物
‎随胃气上逆经口而出 对吗？

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‎胃气上逆？

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‎就是呕吐

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‎是 我吐在他鸡鸡上了

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‎他说我不用再替他吹箫了
‎但是如果我不帮他吹

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‎他也就不给我口了 怎么办？

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‎我怎么办？

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‎嗯…

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‎人类性行为的方式

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‎比我们想象中更丰富多样

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‎每个人拥有独特的经历

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‎这会体现在与其所选的一个或多个

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‎性伴侣之间的联系上

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‎-什么？
‎-嗯

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‎你是否知道人类
‎不是唯一进行口交的物种

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‎-蝙蝠会用嘴…
‎-蝙蝠跟这些有什么关系？

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‎在动物园里

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‎我见过一只龙猫对自己口交…

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‎喂？

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‎哦 你还没给钱

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‎我不会付钱给那个耍我的神经病

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‎不知道为什么我开始会相信你

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‎-你欠我的
‎-随便你 婊子

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‎你到底做了什么？

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‎我可能是说了关于龙猫口交的事

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‎对不起 我很紧张

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‎你应该给建议 而不是让人受惊吓

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‎我正想说 为了准确判断

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‎她在口交时胃气上逆的原因
‎我需要准确了解

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‎她的社交和性交史 但她走了

219
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:06,368
‎胃气上逆？

220
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,408
‎就是呕吐！

221
00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:10,888
‎那个可怜的女孩只想知道如何吹箫

222
00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:14,328
‎关键问题是
‎我不认为我擅长治疗这种事

223
00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,648
‎这不是真的 我见你做过
‎你像是某种…

224
00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:19,488
‎奇怪的性专家

225
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,568
‎很古怪 但很厉害

226
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,808
‎我们需要找到更多的客户

227
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,408
‎我需要你提高表达技巧

228
00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:27,728
‎下次试着像个正常的16岁人说话
‎行吗？

229
00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:30,288
‎但愿奥利维亚不要告诉其他人

230
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,928
‎她对你很失望

231
00:11:37,128 --> 00:11:39,488
‎嘿 梅芙 我要日龙猫 你能帮忙吗？

232
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,648
‎我想她告诉别人了

233
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,528
‎挫折会让你越挫越勇

234
00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:48,808
‎凯莉·克拉克森！诗人

235
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,488
‎尼采

236
00:11:52,408 --> 00:11:54,128
‎你妈妈的客户是怎么来的？

237
00:11:54,688 --> 00:11:56,488
‎口耳相传

238
00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:57,768
‎客户口碑

239
00:11:58,408 --> 00:11:59,688
‎可我们只有一个客户

240
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,688
‎还有其他主意吗？

241
00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:07,848
‎在松林购物中心的椒盐卷饼店

242
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,208
‎他们请你免费品尝时 你会怎么样？

243
00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:15,208
‎很显然你就会买

244
00:12:15,288 --> 00:12:17,648
‎人们不相信你的产品
‎是因为他们还没有试过

245
00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:18,928
‎免费品尝

246
00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,088
‎这是个好主意

247
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:22,568
‎你今晚做什么？

248
00:12:22,648 --> 00:12:25,328
‎和我妈妈一起看
‎朱莉娅·罗伯茨的电影

249
00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,288
‎他开玩笑的 为什么这么问？

250
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,368
‎我们要去一个
‎有很多青少年做爱的地方

251
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,968
‎科学楼A后面的树林？

252
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,648
‎艾梅的家庭派对

253
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,368
‎好好装扮一下

254
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,128
‎派对时间到了

255
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:46,528
‎我们要去派对了！

256
00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:48,888
‎-你疯了吗？
‎-我不想去

257
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,288
‎-我看起来怎么样？
‎-像小蜜橘

258
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,888
‎-这是单色
‎-我信了你

259
00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:02,368
‎-我看起来还行吗？
‎-你看起来像奥蒂斯

260
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:06,368
‎-这是好事还是坏事
‎-都不是 你只是看起来像奥蒂斯

261
00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:09,648
‎你之前从未问过我关于你的外表

262
00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:12,088
‎也许这是“梅芙效应”吧？

263
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:15,728
‎我讨厌这件衬衫 我讨厌人群
‎我讨厌派对

264
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:17,928
‎埃里克 我不想去

265
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:20,888
‎我们必须去！我们整个学校生涯
‎都在等待这一时刻

266
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,488
‎这是你的观点 我才不在意

267
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,088
‎好吧 梅芙在意 所以…

268
00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:28,128
‎你在干什么？埃里克 小心点

269
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,208
‎嘿！

270
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,528
‎你需要放松

271
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:41,488
‎我不跳舞的

272
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,528
‎那要这些音乐干什么？

273
00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:47,368
‎用来听 我静静地坐着享受音乐

274
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,568
‎来吧 你知道你想的

275
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,728
‎我不跳舞

276
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‎跳舞

277
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:56,648
‎跳舞

278
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:59,088
‎好吧 我会去的

279
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,888
‎-来吧
‎-等等！

280
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,608
‎这是你的标志

281
00:14:04,608 --> 00:14:05,528
‎帽子人

282
00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,248
‎-快 我们要大出风头了！
‎-快！

283
00:14:13,368 --> 00:14:15,328
‎亲爱的 你戴了帽子

284
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:17,248
‎我全身都是橘黄色！

285
00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:19,048
‎我看到了

286
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:20,728
‎埃里克 晚上跟我们看电影吗？

287
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,288
‎实际上 我们要出去…

288
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,688
‎-去哪里？
‎-不去哪里

289
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:27,608
‎派对

290
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:28,728
‎真正的派对

291
00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:30,608
‎我们被邀请去的

292
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,528
‎-其实没有被邀请
‎-谁的派对？

293
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,568
‎-没谁
‎-艾梅·吉布斯！

294
00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,768
‎她是全校最受欢迎的女孩之一

295
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,648
‎奥蒂斯 你用了须后液

296
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:48,168
‎你今晚有特别的人要见吗？

297
00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:50,888
‎-其实 有个…
‎-没有 只是一个派对

298
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:54,848
‎很普通 实际上很无聊
‎完全是柏拉图式的

299
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,448
‎哦…好

300
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,288
‎如果晚上要吸毒 记得要找人一起吸

301
00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,368
‎-妈妈！
‎-你们要互相照顾

302
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:04,088
‎-我给你拿点避孕套
‎-不用了 谢谢妈妈 再见

303
00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:15,208
‎来了

304
00:15:21,328 --> 00:15:23,768
‎你知道乔纳森对吵闹的声音很敏感

305
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,968
‎对不起 辛西娅 我会把声音调小

306
00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:27,608
‎还有

307
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:30,408
‎我希望自己是搞慈善的

308
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,368
‎我说过周一前会有钱 好吧？

309
00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:34,888
‎你还好吗？

310
00:15:39,928 --> 00:15:41,528
‎希望你没有怀孕

311
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:51,968
‎（欢迎光临布朗斯乡村小店）

312
00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:05,528
‎请两个里面挑一个给我

313
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:09,448
‎-要哪个？
‎-哪个便宜就哪个

314
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:13,568
‎（怀孕测试棒）

315
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:14,888
‎你多大了 亲爱的？

316
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:16,128
‎12

317
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,088
‎真想知道孩子爸爸是谁

318
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,048
‎5块28分 谢谢

319
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,008
‎天呐

320
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,328
‎我肯定里面有不少厕所！

321
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:34,328
‎-有点安静 是吗？
‎-8点半才开始

322
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:37,568
‎现在才8点15分

323
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,528
‎准时就是迟到

324
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:40,728
‎这是什么意思？

325
00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:44,008
‎迟到就是迟到 提前就是提前
‎我们太早了

326
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,888
‎-你干什么？
‎-按门铃

327
00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:49,408
‎不要 我们等其他人来

328
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,008
‎埃里克 这样太傻了

329
00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:53,888
‎奥蒂斯！我叫你不要按门铃

330
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,568
‎我不知道你有什么问题…

331
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,088
‎你看起来像拉裤子上了！

332
00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:10,488
‎-你…死…定了！
‎-埃里克？

333
00:17:11,928 --> 00:17:13,848
‎你为什么要弄脏我的裤子？

334
00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:15,728
‎你有什么毛病？

335
00:17:15,808 --> 00:17:18,448
‎你会被烈火和武力摧毁

336
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,208
‎我受够了你

337
00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:22,728
‎我受够了这种行为

338
00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:27,528
‎嗨 梅芙

339
00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:29,208
‎你看起来美呆了

340
00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:31,048
‎你看起来像芝士酥

341
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:32,208
‎帽子不错

342
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:35,728
‎我们可能得回家了

343
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,328
‎他的裤子脏了

344
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:40,528
‎-像拉在了裤子上
‎-没关系 我们去参加派对

345
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:46,848
‎是不是早了点？

346
00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:48,168
‎我们是来做事的

347
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,168
‎-为什么她能按门铃？
‎-他不是你

348
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:55,728
‎门开了

349
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:46,328
‎（高中生物）

350
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,728
‎（梅芙和奥蒂斯）

351
00:19:11,528 --> 00:19:14,968
‎实在是太棒了 污渍弄掉了不少

352
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:18,448
‎人真多 快挤不下了

353
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:21,368
‎-放松 你16岁了
‎-放松 你16岁了

354
00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,608
‎奥蒂斯 你去开发那些没喝酒的雏儿
‎冰球队我来搞定

355
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,208
‎我干什么？

356
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,248
‎你去找安瓦谈谈

357
00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,448
‎我不行 我太紧张

358
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,008
‎安瓦是他单相思的对象

359
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,848
‎不错的搭讪理由 去吧

360
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,568
‎我听说他的前男友跟他分手了

361
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:39,768
‎因为他不愿抠他的菊花

362
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:41,208
‎好吧

363
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,288
‎那…

364
00:19:42,368 --> 00:19:44,448
‎我去找安瓦

365
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,248
‎-这是我的酒 傻鸟
‎-对不起

366
00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:51,248
‎我是学电影里的

367
00:19:51,328 --> 00:19:52,248
‎衰人

368
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,488
‎-记住 别太直接
‎-知道了

369
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,408
‎去做你的事吧

370
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:12,368
‎姜汁啤酒太差劲了

371
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,408
‎是吗？我只喝蔓越莓汁

372
00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:16,488
‎蔓越莓汁能治恶露

373
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:19,328
‎你知道吗？

374
00:20:19,408 --> 00:20:22,168
‎恶露就是阴道分泌物

375
00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:27,768
‎我今晚提供免费性知识咨询

376
00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:30,968
‎谁有性病吗？

377
00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:36,608
‎好吧 再见

378
00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:45,328
‎你们去外面弄 行吗？

379
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,288
‎别弄在靠垫上

380
00:20:48,088 --> 00:20:49,688
‎嘿 宝贝儿 你们来了

381
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:51,048
‎还有更多人会来

382
00:20:51,128 --> 00:20:52,728
‎不能让人见到我们参加差劲的派对

383
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,248
‎是的

384
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,168
‎-喝点什么吗？
‎-好的

385
00:20:57,248 --> 00:21:00,448
‎棒 两杯威士忌加可乐
‎再来杯伏特加汤力 奥利维亚在节食

386
00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:05,048
‎两杯威士忌加可乐 一杯伏特加汤力

387
00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:10,448
‎深度性知识咨询 免费 仅此一夜

388
00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:11,968
‎仅此一夜！

389
00:21:12,048 --> 00:21:14,768
‎-仅此一夜！
‎-这是个不错的福利

390
00:21:14,848 --> 00:21:17,088
‎是不是你全家都在监狱里？

391
00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:20,248
‎梅芙！

392
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,208
‎-你在这儿
‎-暂时的

393
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,488
‎杰克逊

394
00:21:23,568 --> 00:21:25,888
‎我们要去看看艾梅的热水浴缸
‎你去吗？

395
00:21:26,488 --> 00:21:27,728
‎也许稍后会去

396
00:21:29,328 --> 00:21:30,408
‎也许会很有趣

397
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:31,808
‎我对热水浴缸不感兴趣

398
00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:33,168
‎那你对什么感兴趣？

399
00:21:33,608 --> 00:21:35,088
‎复杂的女性形象

400
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,608
‎你在这儿搭上谁了吗？

401
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:40,928
‎没有 你呢？

402
00:21:41,328 --> 00:21:42,448
‎一个小时后再问我

403
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:47,208
‎操

404
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:54,928
‎嘿！

405
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,088
‎伙计们！

406
00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,808
‎这个派对太火了！

407
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,248
‎可不是吗？

408
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:04,848
‎这件衬衫真不错 安瓦 你穿着真合适

409
00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:07,128
‎你像个交通锥形桶

410
00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:08,848
‎那…

411
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,648
‎安瓦
‎最近有件奇怪的事情发生在我身上

412
00:22:11,728 --> 00:22:14,848
‎我说的是 呃…菊花…

413
00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:17,728
‎-你是不是拉裤子上了？
‎-没有

414
00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:19,528
‎我没有

415
00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:24,568
‎和你们聊天很开心 我没拉裤子上

416
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,288
‎傻瓜 笨蛋

417
00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:56,408
‎白痴！

418
00:22:56,928 --> 00:22:58,448
‎帽子人！

419
00:22:59,968 --> 00:23:00,928
‎我喜欢你的帽子

420
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:05,448
‎享受派对吗？

421
00:23:07,128 --> 00:23:08,608
‎-不
‎-我也不

422
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,728
‎我在躲着我的男朋友

423
00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:13,328
‎喝点儿？

424
00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:14,288
‎不 谢谢

425
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,848
‎那我就喝点吧

426
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:20,208
‎好

427
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:24,568
‎看来我弄坏了他

428
00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:26,848
‎你和男朋友分手了？

429
00:23:26,928 --> 00:23:29,568
‎没有 他被我弄坏了

430
00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:31,048
‎就像一根木棍儿

431
00:23:31,648 --> 00:23:34,128
‎他说：“你干嘛不开着灯做爱？”

432
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:36,448
‎我说：“我不想让你看着我光着”

433
00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:40,328
‎他就没完没了

434
00:23:41,048 --> 00:23:42,288
‎真讨厌

435
00:23:42,368 --> 00:23:43,648
‎你为什么不愿开着灯？

436
00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:46,048
‎因为我很丑

437
00:23:46,568 --> 00:23:47,728
‎凯特 你在里面吗？

438
00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:51,968
‎告诉过你 我把他弄坏了

439
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:55,848
‎-这家伙是谁？
‎-山姆 你误会了

440
00:23:55,928 --> 00:23:58,128
‎他没有威胁 他像个爱心熊

441
00:23:58,528 --> 00:23:59,928
‎我在告诉他你有多讨厌

442
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,528
‎-你们聊 我走了
‎-你为什么跟他说话

443
00:24:04,608 --> 00:24:07,048
‎-因为你从不听我说
‎-我听的

444
00:24:07,128 --> 00:24:08,568
‎我总是在听

445
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,648
‎-你没有 你从不听！
‎-我受够了 凯特…

446
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,368
‎-你好
‎-艾梅 我是亚当

447
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:22,648
‎-你想干什么？
‎-我们得谈谈

448
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,008
‎没人邀请你 滚吧

449
00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:54,008
‎亚当？

450
00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:57,888
‎新人的妈妈

451
00:25:04,288 --> 00:25:05,248
‎你在干什么？

452
00:25:05,328 --> 00:25:08,128
‎-人们以为我拉裤子上了
‎-忍着点 我们需要客户

453
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,648
‎埃里克 拜托

454
00:25:11,328 --> 00:25:13,448
‎我只想找个普通人做爱

455
00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:14,808
‎别弄断我的胳膊就行

456
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,288
‎我还得用这只胳膊

457
00:25:16,368 --> 00:25:18,368
‎我只想在黑暗中做爱

458
00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:20,888
‎很难吗？你为什么不能接受？

459
00:25:20,968 --> 00:25:24,568
‎够了！这种交流没有效果！

460
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,048
‎山姆
‎如果你想帮助凯特解决自信问题

461
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,648
‎同时又想让她满足

462
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,008
‎你视觉刺激的愿望

463
00:25:31,088 --> 00:25:33,928
‎你们需要建立清晰的语言交流

464
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,328
‎-是说下流话吗？
‎-不 我是说

465
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:40,328
‎你们需要停止充而不闻
‎学会主动倾听

466
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,928
‎请说人话 爱心熊哥们儿

467
00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:43,408
‎好吧

468
00:25:44,288 --> 00:25:46,288
‎凯特 你想关着灯做爱

469
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,768
‎山姆 你想看她的裸体

470
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,488
‎但你们谁都不听对方

471
00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:51,848
‎你是谁来着？

472
00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:54,688
‎我是谁不重要 我不是重点

473
00:25:54,768 --> 00:25:56,008
‎你们才是

474
00:25:58,408 --> 00:26:00,608
‎我不理解女人

475
00:26:01,368 --> 00:26:03,608
‎她喜欢我 她不喜欢我

476
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,408
‎她想要我的大鸡巴

477
00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:07,208
‎对不起 我的巨大的…

478
00:26:07,968 --> 00:26:10,088
‎阴茎 但她甚至都不跟我说话

479
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:11,768
‎这很令人困扰 珍夫人

480
00:26:12,688 --> 00:26:13,528
‎叫我珍就好了

481
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,408
‎你有权得到个说法

482
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:20,088
‎如果关系结束了

483
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:24,088
‎你可以请艾梅说清楚

484
00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:27,688
‎是的

485
00:26:28,968 --> 00:26:29,808
‎是的

486
00:26:30,568 --> 00:26:31,568
‎你能帮我爬过去吗？

487
00:26:34,088 --> 00:26:37,608
‎我觉得如果她不想你来参加她的派对

488
00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:40,008
‎你应该尊重她的意愿

489
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:42,728
‎你真有智慧

490
00:26:45,408 --> 00:26:46,808
‎就像一只老猫头鹰

491
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:50,528
‎你来这里干嘛？

492
00:26:53,608 --> 00:26:55,048
‎我来看奥蒂斯

493
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,488
‎哇

494
00:26:59,528 --> 00:27:01,488
‎我以为就我爸妈管得严

495
00:27:15,248 --> 00:27:16,168
‎好！

496
00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:23,008
‎哦 糟糕

497
00:27:26,808 --> 00:27:27,968
‎喂！

498
00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:30,208
‎开什么玩笑

499
00:27:31,408 --> 00:27:33,288
‎嘿 等等！

500
00:27:36,848 --> 00:27:38,528
‎别尿在花上

501
00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:41,208
‎我爸妈会杀了我

502
00:27:41,288 --> 00:27:44,848
‎-上次的派对他们还耿耿于怀
‎-你干嘛这次又搞派对？

503
00:27:44,928 --> 00:27:47,288
‎露比和奥利维亚说她们家都不行

504
00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:49,568
‎反正我喜欢请人来玩

505
00:27:50,728 --> 00:27:52,448
‎你觉得大家玩得开心吗？

506
00:27:52,528 --> 00:27:55,128
‎-你开心吗？
‎-我觉得还好

507
00:27:55,488 --> 00:27:56,968
‎别尿在多肉植物上！

508
00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,488
‎哦 他真帅

509
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,008
‎你怎么总喜欢吸大麻的？

510
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,808
‎你不觉得他像谁吗？

511
00:28:06,928 --> 00:28:08,008
‎亚当？

512
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:11,048
‎不 我觉得他像愤怒的瑞恩·高斯林

513
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:13,368
‎-不 亚当
‎-我要个说法！

514
00:28:13,448 --> 00:28:15,128
‎大家都进去！

515
00:28:17,728 --> 00:28:19,608
‎你们可以在客厅里抽！

516
00:29:31,128 --> 00:29:32,048
‎傻瓜

517
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:12,488
‎-为什么你有牙医味儿？
‎-什么都别说

518
00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:46,848
‎哦 太好了 又是你

519
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:47,928
‎耶！

520
00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:49,808
‎我听说了你的麻烦

521
00:30:59,688 --> 00:31:00,568
‎我能帮你

522
00:31:00,648 --> 00:31:02,848
‎-帮什么？
‎-舔鸡巴！

523
00:31:05,408 --> 00:31:07,008
‎你懂什么吹箫 吹喇叭的小子？

524
00:31:07,088 --> 00:31:08,328
‎是法国圆号！

525
00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:11,048
‎听着 我看过很多同性恋色情片

526
00:31:11,128 --> 00:31:13,808
‎并且 不是只有你一个人有阳具

527
00:31:13,888 --> 00:31:16,328
‎安瓦 我想我们应该让他帮帮她

528
00:31:18,888 --> 00:31:21,088
‎好呀 来吧 埃里克 露露你的本事

529
00:31:21,168 --> 00:31:23,768
‎很好！我需要些道具

530
00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:29,688
‎-这下有趣了
‎-最好如此

531
00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:31,528
‎这个派对太无聊了

532
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,768
‎嘿 让我进来

533
00:31:44,328 --> 00:31:47,728
‎开门 你这个橘色娘炮 我要杀了你！

534
00:31:47,808 --> 00:31:49,528
‎凯特 你想先来吗？

535
00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:52,128
‎说说你喜欢山姆什么

536
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,968
‎我不知道 他的眼睫毛很漂亮

537
00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:57,008
‎-真傻
‎-山姆

538
00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:58,928
‎我们正在倾听 不是吗？

539
00:32:00,328 --> 00:32:03,008
‎该你了 跟我说说凯特

540
00:32:05,448 --> 00:32:06,688
‎看见没？他觉得我恶心！

541
00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:09,088
‎-别这么说！
‎-好了 保持…

542
00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:12,248
‎冷静 更重要的是 倾听

543
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:14,248
‎-这样没用
‎-我们刚开始恋爱的时候

544
00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:16,928
‎我舌头打结 很慌张

545
00:32:17,328 --> 00:32:18,888
‎我现在还经常这样

546
00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:21,088
‎我不敢相信她愿意跟我在一起

547
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,928
‎我喜欢她的全部

548
00:32:23,968 --> 00:32:24,808
‎全部

549
00:32:26,368 --> 00:32:28,128
‎你听到他说的了吗 凯特？

550
00:32:28,768 --> 00:32:31,008
‎听到了 我还是不敢相信

551
00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:34,768
‎好了 凯特 你喜欢自己什么？

552
00:32:35,448 --> 00:32:38,448
‎-什么都没有
‎-凯特 我要你说出

553
00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:40,648
‎你对自己满意的五样东西
‎可以是任何东西

554
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,048
‎说吧

555
00:32:43,888 --> 00:32:45,448
‎我冰球玩得还不错

556
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:49,648
‎我会做饺子 从面粉开始 这可不容易

557
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,728
‎我过目不忘

558
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:57,168
‎我还有一个可怕的本事
‎只要看到别人走路的姿势

559
00:32:57,248 --> 00:33:00,728
‎-就能猜出这个人是哪个国家的
‎-是的 太厉害了

560
00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:02,208
‎再说一个

561
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:07,128
‎-我的头发还算漂亮
‎-非常闪亮

562
00:33:11,568 --> 00:33:12,648
‎如果你不喜欢自己

563
00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:15,128
‎你怎么会相信山姆喜欢你？

564
00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:17,528
‎我希望你能看到我眼中的你

565
00:33:18,768 --> 00:33:20,008
‎因为你是最好的

566
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:22,568
‎你们俩

567
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,408
‎我是说

568
00:33:24,488 --> 00:33:26,488
‎太好了 我们取得了…

569
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:27,688
‎很大的进展

570
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:31,808
‎好吧…

571
00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:35,088
‎我要…

572
00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:44,008
‎-对不起
‎-奥蒂斯？

573
00:33:44,928 --> 00:33:45,808
‎嗨 梅芙

574
00:33:46,288 --> 00:33:47,448
‎我在这儿

575
00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:48,888
‎好奇怪

576
00:33:50,648 --> 00:33:51,568
‎很高兴…

577
00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:55,688
‎见到你们俩 再次抱歉

578
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:57,648
‎再见

579
00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,368
‎我也得走了

580
00:34:03,448 --> 00:34:04,288
‎好吧

581
00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:07,328
‎听着 也许什么时候…

582
00:34:07,888 --> 00:34:09,608
‎我们可以约会

583
00:34:10,808 --> 00:34:13,328
‎你以前想保密 现在想约会了？

584
00:34:13,408 --> 00:34:14,928
‎是的

585
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,288
‎一周后再问我

586
00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,328
‎-好了 埃里克 继续
‎-好的

587
00:34:55,408 --> 00:34:59,368
‎第一条 热情比技巧更重要

588
00:34:59,528 --> 00:35:01,928
‎不要太深 看起来会很尴尬

589
00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:04,568
‎你可以多使点劲儿

590
00:35:04,648 --> 00:35:08,408
‎但不要用牙齿 牙套妹特别注意了
‎娜塔莉

591
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,968
‎来吧 美女们

592
00:35:12,048 --> 00:35:12,968
‎耶 来吧 美女们

593
00:35:13,048 --> 00:35:14,048
‎大家一起来

594
00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,208
‎不要太深！

595
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,728
‎露比 不要太深

596
00:35:24,808 --> 00:35:26,048
‎头上一点就好了

597
00:35:29,008 --> 00:35:30,528
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

598
00:35:31,328 --> 00:35:32,488
‎你今晚还好吗？

599
00:35:33,888 --> 00:35:35,768
‎不算好 你呢？

600
00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:38,248
‎说实话 不是最好

601
00:35:39,768 --> 00:35:40,928
‎我恨派对

602
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:41,968
‎我也是

603
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,168
‎尽是些傻瓜

604
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,448
‎我给了一些免费咨询

605
00:35:49,968 --> 00:35:51,088
‎是吗？给谁的？

606
00:35:51,168 --> 00:35:52,808
‎这得保密

607
00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:55,768
‎算是个客户吧

608
00:35:55,848 --> 00:35:57,808
‎不算挖到金矿了 是吧？

609
00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,328
‎很抱歉 你今晚找了多少客户？

610
00:36:07,568 --> 00:36:10,208
‎刚才很抱歉

611
00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:14,248
‎我不知道你和杰克逊…

612
00:36:14,328 --> 00:36:15,208
‎没事

613
00:36:15,848 --> 00:36:17,808
‎他不是我男朋友或什么的
‎我们只是炮友

614
00:36:17,888 --> 00:36:21,248
‎-你懂的
‎-当然 没错 我懂

615
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,088
‎我看这次没戏了

616
00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:27,848
‎我去拿东西 走人

617
00:36:30,448 --> 00:36:31,368
‎再见

618
00:36:36,888 --> 00:36:37,728
‎妈？

619
00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:43,408
‎拜托！

620
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,408
‎什么鬼地方！

621
00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:47,128
‎操

622
00:36:47,728 --> 00:36:48,608
‎操！

623
00:36:48,928 --> 00:36:51,128
‎-你在这儿干嘛？
‎-奥蒂斯 宝贝儿

624
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,408
‎你…我…你忘了你的吸入器

625
00:36:53,888 --> 00:36:55,408
‎我已经有六年没发作了

626
00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:56,728
‎万一呢？

627
00:36:56,808 --> 00:36:58,928
‎那些人能帮你吗？

628
00:36:59,408 --> 00:37:01,928
‎这样太不负责任了

629
00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,688
‎-你监视我？
‎-什么？

630
00:37:04,768 --> 00:37:05,648
‎别莫名其妙

631
00:37:05,728 --> 00:37:09,128
‎莫名其妙？是你在跟踪你儿子

632
00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:11,528
‎这个词很严重 孩子

633
00:37:11,848 --> 00:37:13,128
‎别乱用词

634
00:37:13,608 --> 00:37:14,728
‎我理解…

635
00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:18,728
‎你觉得我监视你是不公平的

636
00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:20,768
‎奥蒂斯

637
00:37:20,848 --> 00:37:21,688
‎你不要走开

638
00:37:21,768 --> 00:37:22,888
‎回家吧 妈妈

639
00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,848
‎如果你需要接 我可以在这儿等你

640
00:37:28,528 --> 00:37:29,648
‎嘿

641
00:37:30,408 --> 00:37:32,688
‎-这不是西葫芦女士吗？
‎-是呀

642
00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:46,968
‎你是怎么进来的？

643
00:37:47,608 --> 00:37:48,528
‎你想要干什么？

644
00:37:51,448 --> 00:37:52,288
‎我…

645
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,528
‎我不…

646
00:37:54,408 --> 00:37:56,688
‎我不知道我做错了什么

647
00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:58,968
‎为什么我们不能重归于好？

648
00:38:00,368 --> 00:38:02,288
‎因为你太令人难为情了！

649
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:04,648
‎对不起 亚当

650
00:38:12,728 --> 00:38:13,648
‎埃里克在哪儿？

651
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:16,688
‎吮鸡巴！

652
00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:20,808
‎吮鸡巴！

653
00:38:20,888 --> 00:38:21,808
‎怎么回事？

654
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:23,528
‎长号手在教人吹箫

655
00:38:23,608 --> 00:38:24,888
‎太好笑了！

656
00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:43,568
‎亚当 住手！

657
00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:51,408
‎哦 天呐！她噎住了！

658
00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:53,928
‎-让开！
‎-快来人！

659
00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:06,368
‎乱成古罗马了

660
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,928
‎亚当 搞什么鬼？

661
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,848
‎外婆！

662
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,088
‎派对！

663
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:34,608
‎我闻到了呕吐物的味道

664
00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:38,888
‎我要小便 再吃点薯片

665
00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:43,128
‎-对不起 我不是故意的
‎-你总是把事情搞砸

666
00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:44,488
‎回去吧

667
00:39:47,368 --> 00:39:49,888
‎嘿 你知道我跟你哪里有趣吗？

668
00:39:49,968 --> 00:39:52,128
‎我俩不一样 我们又一样

669
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,128
‎我们是两个没人要的废物

670
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:56,888
‎我们没人要 因为…

671
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:03,648
‎梅芙

672
00:40:04,248 --> 00:40:06,648
‎星期一振作起来再战？

673
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:10,088
‎不了 这帮人太幼稚 接受不了治疗

674
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:11,608
‎这个主意真傻

675
00:40:12,488 --> 00:40:13,928
‎抱歉浪费了你的时间

676
00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:16,448
‎回见 奥蒂斯

677
00:40:21,408 --> 00:40:23,248
‎非常精彩

678
00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:26,648
‎你们找到客户了吗？

679
00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:30,768
‎不重要了 梅芙说一切结束了

680
00:40:31,408 --> 00:40:32,528
‎-什么？
‎-是的

681
00:40:32,608 --> 00:40:34,568
‎我以为你们要做点大事

682
00:40:35,288 --> 00:40:36,208
‎没戏了

683
00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,568
‎有谁需要她呢？

684
00:40:40,008 --> 00:40:43,688
‎大海里有的是火辣吓人的鱼

685
00:40:43,968 --> 00:40:44,808
‎好吧

686
00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:48,408
‎我的帽子呢？

687
00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:52,088
‎可能丢了

688
00:40:52,448 --> 00:40:53,928
‎你当不了帽子人

689
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,448
‎-抱歉
‎-不 你一点也不愧疚

690
00:40:58,408 --> 00:41:00,848
‎-你笑得像个笨蛋
‎-没什么好笑的

691
00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:02,328
‎-闭嘴
‎-像个白痴

692
00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:04,128
‎-好吧
‎-像个傻瓜

693
00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:05,288
‎先把自己洗干净吧

694
00:41:33,128 --> 00:41:34,648
‎（欠费最后警告！）

695
00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:07,168
‎我知道 也许你觉得我过分了

696
00:42:08,168 --> 00:42:11,928
‎你可以利用这个机会
‎把你的感觉说出来

697
00:42:12,008 --> 00:42:13,928
‎这有什么意义？

698
00:42:15,568 --> 00:42:16,728
‎你根本不听

699
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:20,208
‎你想让我听什么？

700
00:42:23,888 --> 00:42:25,048
‎别干涉我的生活

701
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:28,248
‎好吗？

702
00:42:41,128 --> 00:42:42,928
‎-撒谎
‎-你确定是撒谎？

703
00:42:48,128 --> 00:42:49,488
‎长号手！

704
00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:11,808
‎你知道我为什么找你吗？

705
00:43:14,288 --> 00:43:15,288
‎因为我…

706
00:43:16,288 --> 00:43:18,288
‎我对着亨德里克斯老师的头放屁？

707
00:43:18,368 --> 00:43:19,528
‎什么？不是

708
00:43:19,608 --> 00:43:21,328
‎天呐 亚当

709
00:43:23,928 --> 00:43:25,928
‎我刚和艾梅·吉布斯的母亲说过话

710
00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:29,008
‎她整个星期都在试图将她的母亲
‎从地毯里清理出来

711
00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:31,328
‎-那不是我的错！
‎-你从来就没错过 不是吗？

712
00:43:33,688 --> 00:43:35,648
‎为什么你不能像你的姐姐一点？

713
00:43:36,248 --> 00:43:38,208
‎勤奋、可靠、有韧性

714
00:43:39,928 --> 00:43:41,808
‎今天早晨我和山景军校通过话

715
00:43:41,888 --> 00:43:44,488
‎那是一所非常不错的院校

716
00:43:45,048 --> 00:43:46,568
‎别逼我！

717
00:43:47,968 --> 00:43:49,088
‎明白吗？

718
00:44:10,408 --> 00:44:12,288
‎（谢谢你！）

719
00:44:17,168 --> 00:44:18,328
‎谢谢你

720
00:44:36,088 --> 00:44:37,728
‎我被菊花吓坏了

721
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:40,288
‎我知道这事很敏感
‎但我听说你能帮我

722
00:44:40,368 --> 00:44:41,528
‎我可以给你钱…

723
00:44:42,608 --> 00:44:43,768
‎一会儿再谈？

724
00:44:44,328 --> 00:44:45,168
‎好

725
00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:55,048
‎我觉得我撸上瘾了

726
00:44:56,008 --> 00:44:57,608
‎我现在就在撸

727
00:44:58,568 --> 00:44:59,488
‎你能帮我吗？

728
00:44:59,888 --> 00:45:02,488
‎上课不许说话

729
00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:11,728
‎我射的时候会想到女王
‎是不是好奇怪？

730
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,088
‎-埃里克！
‎-干嘛？

731
00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:28,288
‎免费品尝有效了

732
00:45:41,528 --> 00:45:44,288
‎-椒盐卷饼真有用
‎-我们有客户了

733
00:45:44,368 --> 00:45:47,408
‎好多学生今天找了我
‎想要我们的服务

734
00:45:47,968 --> 00:45:49,768
‎-他们愿意付钱
‎-继续说

735
00:45:50,688 --> 00:45:52,368
‎-就这些
‎-就这些

736
00:45:53,488 --> 00:45:55,248
‎很好 太好了！

737
00:45:56,248 --> 00:45:57,408
‎那我们继续做下去

738
00:45:58,128 --> 00:45:59,128
‎好的 但是…

739
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:01,048
‎但厕所隔间不行

740
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,528
‎我不是神父 我得和人面对面

741
00:46:03,608 --> 00:46:04,968
‎不是你自己不想露面的吗？

742
00:46:05,088 --> 00:46:06,448
‎是的 但我不是重点

743
00:46:07,008 --> 00:46:09,248
‎他们才是 需要有种交谈的感觉

744
00:46:09,328 --> 00:46:10,808
‎否则大家都会有

745
00:46:10,888 --> 00:46:12,248
‎-太多压力
‎-好的

746
00:46:12,648 --> 00:46:15,408
‎-好的 我负责预约、排时间
‎-好

747
00:46:15,488 --> 00:46:17,088
‎-付款这些事情
‎-好的

748
00:46:17,168 --> 00:46:18,608
‎很好 我该做什么？

749
00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:22,688
‎我们可以试着…

750
00:46:26,928 --> 00:46:27,808
‎呃…

751
00:46:28,608 --> 00:46:30,528
‎我们需要…

752
00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,128
‎没关系

753
00:46:32,768 --> 00:46:33,848
‎没问题

754
00:46:34,688 --> 00:46:36,688
‎我现在反正有很多事情要做

755
00:46:36,768 --> 00:46:39,288
‎我超级忙碌 梅芙

756
00:46:39,368 --> 00:46:40,208
‎好吧

757
00:46:42,328 --> 00:46:44,368
‎对你们来说 这太好了

758
00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:48,488
‎这意味着什么？

759
00:46:49,008 --> 00:46:50,408
‎我们的生意开张了

760
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:56,568
‎我们走吧

761
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,048
‎做吧

762
00:47:38,248 --> 00:47:40,248
‎（莫戴尔海豚）

763
00:47:49,608 --> 00:47:50,968
‎谢谢你的再次尝试

764
00:47:52,288 --> 00:47:53,808
‎让我们谈谈你的麻烦

765
00:47:53,888 --> 00:47:55,768
‎我觉得我们需要从头说起

766
00:47:56,448 --> 00:47:59,328
‎你为什么觉得你需要
‎为你的男朋友吹箫？

767
00:47:59,408 --> 00:48:01,288
‎这真的难以启齿…

768
00:49:15,008 --> 00:49:17,008
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