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‎喜歡我的胸部嗎？

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‎有在聽嗎？

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‎胸部

4
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‎當然，我喜歡妳的胸部

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‎你想射在上面嗎？

6
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‎好啊，我把這玩意拿下來

7
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‎還是不要吧，我上次起了疹子
‎從後面來吧

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‎好

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‎我要高潮了，你呢？

10
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‎你是不是假裝高潮？

11
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‎別傻了

12
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‎-幹嘛盯著我看？
‎-讓我看保險套

13
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‎不要

14
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‎亞當，精液在哪？

15
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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（超保濕）

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‎你好啊

18
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‎這不是廁所啊

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‎抱歉打擾了，我是…

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‎來跟我媽睡覺的？

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‎沒錯

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‎太尷尬了，我是丹

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‎-你是…
‎-歐帝斯

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‎別擔心，我是左撇子

25
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‎左邊第一間

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‎-早安，親愛的
‎-早安

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‎-有咖啡嗎？
‎-我煮了

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‎要吐司嗎？

29
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‎也許吧

30
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‎我的病人就快來了

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‎歐帝斯，這位是…

32
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‎-我們見過了
‎-我們見過了

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‎-要咖啡嗎？
‎-好，謝謝

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‎丹，你幾歲了？

35
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‎我幾歲？我32歲

36
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‎你有沒有早發性中年危機？

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‎-歐帝斯
‎-媽，他騎機車耶

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‎如果你想的話，我可以載你去兜風

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎你有戀母情結嗎？

41
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‎我想不想跟我媽上床？

42
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‎-不太想，我沒這種興趣
‎-別理他，他在鬧你

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‎歐帝斯，年輕男性受年長女性吸引

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‎很正常的一件事

45
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‎當你汙辱他的選擇時

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‎正符合了某種中年男性

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‎不健康的心理狀態

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‎千萬別和心理諮商師約會

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‎性愛與感情治療師，謝謝

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‎找我的

51
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‎我也該走了

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‎-謝謝
‎-好的

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‎謝了，媽
‎珍，我說的絕對是珍

54
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‎-下次見了，老兄
‎-好

55
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‎不可能

56
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‎你媽新男友簡直就是性感尤物

57
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‎是啊

58
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‎我媽不交男友的

59
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‎他們是喜歡穿動物裝做的那對嗎？

60
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‎不是，他希望她能戴假陽具
‎但她沒興趣

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‎經典的愛情權力關係

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‎真希望我媽是性愛大師

63
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‎相信我，你不會想要的

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‎安德莉

65
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‎妳跟妳的陰莖相處如何？

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‎-我不討厭
‎-非常好

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‎好，我們繼續吧

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‎所以…你做了嗎？

69
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‎別告訴我你又嗆到了

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‎-你連試都沒試
‎-我放棄了

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‎太複雜了，我不想談

72
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‎到底是什麼問題？
‎你連勃起都沒辦法嗎？

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‎當然可以
‎我又不是該死的…你懂的

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‎我…我就等它消下去

75
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‎我不喜歡那感覺
‎可以不要談這個了嗎？

76
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‎沒有要冒犯你的意思
‎但真的太詭異了

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‎超級詭異

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‎我的天啊，天菜團有車了

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‎好像他們還不夠遙不可及
‎現在他們又有車了

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‎你看得出來嗎？
‎安瓦爾有在健身，他衣服超貼身

81
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‎就算他是同年級唯一的同性戀

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‎也不代表你就要喜歡他

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‎錯，他是我們唯一知道的
‎另一個同性戀

84
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‎處處有機會

85
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‎你這變態在看什麼？

86
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‎你有聽到嗎？

87
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‎他開口跟我講話了！

88
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‎-他用西班牙文罵你變態
‎-今年一定會很棒的！

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‎我感覺到了！

90
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‎-那是湯姆貝克嗎？
‎-是啊

91
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‎戰鎚社團的社長，終於轉大人了

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‎就跟你說吧

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‎這個夏天每個人都做愛了

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‎-所有人…除了你
‎-還有你

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‎不好意思，我可是幫度假中心
‎遇到的那位男子打了兩次半手槍

96
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‎為什麼有半次？

97
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‎被打斷了

98
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‎白痴的卡拉OK意外驚喜

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‎還不能算晉級了

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‎至少我敢摸自己的老二

101
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‎我真的很擔心你

102
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‎你看看四周

103
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‎大家不是想著要做愛

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‎即將要做愛

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‎就是正在做愛

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‎你卻連手淫都做不到

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‎-我不急
‎-這我可不確定

108
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‎一切都在以迅雷不及掩耳的速度改變

109
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‎就連那個梅芙威利

110
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‎她的胸部都變大了
‎我本來還以為沒救了

111
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‎看起來一樣啊

112
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‎聽說她咬了賽門佛瑟索的睪丸

113
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‎她還真賣力

114
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‎-就像廉價的酪梨
‎-我不覺得那是真的

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‎她在10分鐘內幫12個男的口交

116
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‎肯定不是真的

117
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‎-真是蕩婦
‎-快看那油膩的頭髮

118
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‎也許她買不起洗髮精

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‎或除臭劑

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‎就說吧

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‎她真夠淫蕩

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‎這是全新的領域，小處男

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‎在社交食物鏈中晉升的好機會

124
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‎我們要大變身

125
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‎從低等的毛毛蟲晉級到超炫的殺人鯨

126
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‎一定要嗎？

127
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‎擁抱人生最棒的兩年吧

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‎（摩爾戴高中）

129
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‎抱歉

130
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‎謝謝，艾瑞克
‎謝謝你帶來的校歌

131
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‎表現

132
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‎差強人意

133
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‎這裡有幾件事要宣布

134
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‎體育館後方的廁所堆滿了石綿

135
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‎請不要靠近

136
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‎禁止在走廊上

137
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‎奔跑…

138
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‎-就叫你別去了
‎-我想讓搖擺樂團注意到我

139
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‎我向他母親確認過

140
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‎他的傷已經痊癒

141
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‎（你爛透了
‎搖擺樂團上）

142
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‎但心裡的傷痕不會抹滅

143
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‎我們都該從中汲取教訓

144
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‎接下來

145
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‎很榮幸向大家介紹

146
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‎新一任學生會長

147
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‎傑克森馬切堤

148
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‎我們就是老大

149
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‎你好啊，亞當

150
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‎-暑假過得好嗎？
‎-閉嘴，長號男

151
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‎通通交出來

152
00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:55,568
‎-包包裡是什麼？
‎-我的午餐

153
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‎你心知肚明，因為都是你在吃

154
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‎-我想你漏了什麼
‎-只是鉛筆盒

155
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‎我才不管你的鉛筆盒

156
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:12,208
‎-巧克力棒
‎-別這樣

157
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,208
‎別拿走巧克力棒

158
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‎交出來

159
00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,088
‎不然我打爛你的臉

160
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‎好吧

161
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‎明天見了

162
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‎屎蛋

163
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‎-你是白痴嗎？
‎-當然不是

164
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‎那是個修辭性的疑問句

165
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‎-別碰我的東西
‎-我是在幫妳

166
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‎-不需要
‎-兩位！

167
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‎嚴禁在走廊奔跑

168
00:12:20,248 --> 00:12:21,528
‎是我的錯

169
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,608
‎閃開，弱雞

170
00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:25,088
‎奶很挺嘛，威利

171
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:28,968
‎你要記我警告嗎？

172
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,728
‎這次就放過妳

173
00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:32,768
‎我不會忘記你的大恩大德

174
00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:33,728
‎其實

175
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‎我改變心意了

176
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‎學生會長不會得意太久的
‎我要是你就會小心

177
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‎是喔

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‎我說啊…奶很挺嘛，威利

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‎再說一次

180
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‎奶…

181
00:12:53,528 --> 00:12:55,208
‎你真的活該

182
00:12:59,368 --> 00:13:01,648
‎（放學後見）

183
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,328
‎（《皆大歡喜》）

184
00:13:09,408 --> 00:13:10,928
‎安靜，同學們

185
00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:13,888
‎安靜，謝謝

186
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:16,408
‎我們今天要進入

187
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:19,648
‎不朽詩人的浪漫世界

188
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:22,728
‎也就是莎士比亞
‎今年的第一份報告是…

189
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‎《皆大歡喜》

190
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:27,288
‎故事背景是虛構的亞登森林

191
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,488
‎謝謝你來上課，亞當

192
00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:32,768
‎分組報告的題目

193
00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:34,488
‎是莎士比亞中的戀愛

194
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:36,608
‎以及偽裝，現在坐你旁邊的

195
00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:39,448
‎就是你的組員

196
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,408
‎看看你們手上的講義

197
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,448
‎請針對當中的主題

198
00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:45,088
‎兩人一組進行討論

199
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‎請認真傾聽，好嗎？
‎傾聽是最重要的

200
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,888
‎還有回家作業

201
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‎仔細觀察羅瑟琳

202
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‎如何測試奧蘭多對她的愛

203
00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:57,088
‎-在第四幕…
‎-你是哪位？

204
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‎我…我是歐帝斯

205
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:04,048
‎-我們要一起做作業了
‎-你新來的？

206
00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:06,568
‎不是，我一年級就在這了

207
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,728
‎我們一起上過化學

208
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:09,808
‎上學期

209
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,928
‎你把我的桌子燒了

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00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:15,248
‎總之…

211
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:21,688
‎也許等下我們可以一起討論
‎圖書館還開著…

212
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,848
‎我放學不留下來的，新來的

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00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,408
‎你住在哪？

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‎埃西福街43號

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‎我6點到

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‎如果有任何問題，請隨時發問

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‎我要你們一起腦力激盪

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‎快速腦力激盪一下

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‎-還有…
‎-無聊

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‎什麼？不好意思，很無聊嗎？

221
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‎好吧…

222
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,648
‎你告訴亞當你住哪裡？

223
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‎他問我的

224
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‎你家有一堆你媽詭異的性愛玩意

225
00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:06,088
‎我是沒差，但那個人

226
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‎就算只是讓他看到《慾經》

227
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‎他也會毀了你的人生

228
00:15:10,168 --> 00:15:12,168
‎-她不在家
‎-那最好

229
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‎他還是叫我長號男

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‎已經4年了

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‎4年

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‎畢竟你在台上勃起了，還在全校面前

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‎只有微微翹起來！

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‎我的綽號完全不合理

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00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:30,168
‎我吹的是法國號

236
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‎真是沒文化

237
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‎他在我家最多就待一小時，沒事的

238
00:15:35,888 --> 00:15:38,888
‎他腦子小會不會是因為老二太大？

239
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:40,848
‎-那只是謠言
‎-並不是

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‎我朋友的朋友看過一次

241
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‎說他的老二是兩個可樂罐
‎疊起來的

242
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‎長度跟粗細都是

243
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:51,248
‎-你除了我沒有別的朋友
‎-不再會是這樣了

244
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‎亞當會在你家殺了你

245
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,208
‎妳覺得這裡真的有石綿嗎？

246
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‎我不知道，應該還有比那更糟的吧

247
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:11,008
‎有啊，我姑姑被黃蜂吃了

248
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‎什麼？她被螫死了？

249
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‎不是

250
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‎她被吃了

251
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‎皇后，我贏了

252
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‎並沒有，要丟掉皇后才算贏

253
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:27,728
‎-妳輸了，抱歉
‎-我還是搞不懂這遊戲

254
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‎拿來

255
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‎謝謝

256
00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:42,888
‎-妳跟大人物怎麼樣了？
‎-他沒辦法高潮

257
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‎前幾天，我們在瘋狂做愛

258
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‎我整個快不行了，然後我就…

259
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‎-高潮了
‎-沒錯

260
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‎但是他…

261
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‎-就早洩了
‎-那倒好

262
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‎他假裝高潮

263
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‎妳確定？

264
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,088
‎我不知道自己哪裡做錯了

265
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:07,808
‎-也許他太緊張了
‎-露比和奧莉薇亞都說我應該甩了他

266
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‎她們說這有損我的身分地位

267
00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:14,208
‎但我們獨處的時候他真的很貼心

268
00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:17,128
‎不懂妳為什麼要聽那些豬頭的話

269
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‎如果喜歡他，就喜歡啊

270
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‎糟了

271
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‎他們在找我

272
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,728
‎-謝謝妳陪我玩牌
‎-不客氣

273
00:17:25,808 --> 00:17:26,768
‎還有陪我聊天

274
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,528
‎-還有…
‎-別擔心，我沒看到妳

275
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‎再會了

276
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,928
‎回頭見

277
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‎大家好

278
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‎-妳去哪了？
‎-沒去哪

279
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‎生物課拖到了

280
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‎我們還以為
‎妳在跟妳的大老二男友快活

281
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‎妳知道他犯過法吧？

282
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,048
‎好噁，那是火腿嗎？
‎我們現在是素食主義者，妳忘了？

283
00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:57,728
‎-對耶，我忘了
‎-妳又抽大麻了？

284
00:17:58,048 --> 00:17:59,448
‎-我沒有
‎-很好

285
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:01,488
‎因為素食主義者不抽大麻

286
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:05,768
‎我的火腿

287
00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:13,808
‎有帶錢來嗎？

288
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,288
‎有沒有搞錯？

289
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:18,488
‎不要拉倒

290
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,448
‎敢說出去就打瘸你

291
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‎最好能讓我拿到A

292
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‎（梅芙威利會咬爆你的老二）

293
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‎（《慾經》圖解）

294
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‎你準時來了

295
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:13,648
‎新來的，這要搞多久？

296
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:16,048
‎我已經覺得無聊了

297
00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:21,248
‎你有沒有巧克力牛奶？

298
00:19:22,088 --> 00:19:23,888
‎只有健康飲品

299
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‎要不要嗨一下？

300
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‎不用了，謝謝

301
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:49,048
‎-為什麼牆上有陰道？
‎-什麼？

302
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,408
‎哪裡？那只是…

303
00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:52,808
‎只是朵蘭花

304
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:54,448
‎我媽很喜歡

305
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:56,168
‎各種動植物

306
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,648
‎屋子裡不能抽，抱歉

307
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:05,888
‎我們才討論了半小時，所以…

308
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:08,648
‎對，你應該繼續

309
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,128
‎讓睪丸滾動一下…

310
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‎電視上出現陰囊

311
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‎抱歉…

312
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,448
‎我忘記把

313
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:21,688
‎DVD拿出來，這是…

314
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‎（《性愛解剖學》）

315
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,408
‎-我在看的A片
‎-也太老派了

316
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:26,968
‎你應該上色情影片網站

317
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,608
‎上面有超多A片

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‎還可以看到電腦動畫魔鬼跟馬打炮

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‎我要尿尿

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‎在樓上，右手邊

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‎（珍米爾本博士，認證治療師）

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00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,448
‎（《枕邊私語》
‎雷米與珍米爾本）

323
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:26,088
‎（《外陰解說》
‎珍米爾本博士）

324
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‎（《男性多重高潮》）

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‎新來的！

326
00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:10,488
‎亞當？

327
00:22:11,408 --> 00:22:12,928
‎快點過來

328
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:14,888
‎亞當！

329
00:22:16,008 --> 00:22:17,048
‎靠！

330
00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,728
‎-你有個性愛密室
‎-不是

331
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:22,688
‎這裡不是…

332
00:22:22,768 --> 00:22:26,048
‎我可以解釋，這是我媽的辦公室
‎她是治療師

333
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:27,808
‎-她是性治療師
‎-我不知道那是什麼

334
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,328
‎她幫助那些性方面有問題的人

335
00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:32,168
‎-她是妓女
‎-不是

336
00:22:32,248 --> 00:22:33,088
‎皮條客

337
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,368
‎不，是像心理諮商師那樣

338
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,248
‎但不是聊心理狀況，是聊

339
00:22:38,328 --> 00:22:40,088
‎大家的性生活

340
00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,928
‎她幫助人家要如何享受性愛

341
00:22:43,008 --> 00:22:44,648
‎對，基本上是這樣

342
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:48,008
‎聽著…

343
00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,288
‎你可以不要告訴別人嗎？拜託

344
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,528
‎歐帝斯，親愛的
‎我回來了

345
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:17,048
‎我的天，這也太強勁了

346
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:21,248
‎這是超強效大麻

347
00:23:21,328 --> 00:23:22,968
‎我已經餓了

348
00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:26,488
‎點心時間

349
00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:35,328
‎該死的

350
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:36,848
‎你媽很酷

351
00:23:36,928 --> 00:23:38,248
‎為什麼你不酷？

352
00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:41,448
‎而且她很辣，為什麼你沒說她很辣？

353
00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,968
‎因為她是我媽

354
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,848
‎-說真的，你是不是領養的？
‎-不是

355
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,848
‎-那為什麼你這麼廢？
‎-亞當

356
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,848
‎怎麼了？

357
00:23:51,288 --> 00:23:52,808
‎你每天都抽嗎？

358
00:23:53,528 --> 00:23:55,848
‎是的，幾乎每天，女士…

359
00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:57,688
‎叫我珍就可以了

360
00:23:58,328 --> 00:24:01,128
‎我最近在做一些有趣的大麻實驗

361
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,008
‎它們其實對健康有益

362
00:24:04,088 --> 00:24:05,448
‎是嗎？像是…

363
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,448
‎它如何把東西變有趣？

364
00:24:08,768 --> 00:24:10,488
‎比方說妳的臉

365
00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:12,288
‎如此正經

366
00:24:12,648 --> 00:24:14,448
‎就像地圖集

367
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:22,808
‎不過呢

368
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,728
‎有人認為它跟早發性陽痿有關連

369
00:24:27,608 --> 00:24:29,008
‎還沒有確切的證據

370
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,168
‎但你得注意你抽的量

371
00:24:32,248 --> 00:24:33,088
‎媽

372
00:24:33,568 --> 00:24:37,248
‎我會提起是因為我有一些病人

373
00:24:37,368 --> 00:24:40,488
‎他們也是在你這年紀開始吸毒

374
00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,528
‎然後現在性能力出了問題

375
00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,488
‎-性能力？
‎-他們沒辦法射

376
00:24:48,728 --> 00:24:49,648
‎射精

377
00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,408
‎高潮、精液

378
00:24:53,288 --> 00:24:54,128
‎男性體液

379
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,848
‎媽，天啊！

380
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,208
‎我沒有那方面的問題

381
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,128
‎妳為什麼覺得我有那種問題？

382
00:24:59,648 --> 00:25:01,728
‎我沒說你有那方面的問題

383
00:25:03,968 --> 00:25:07,048
‎-但如果你想聊聊…
‎-我得走了

384
00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:08,208
‎我要走了

385
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,328
‎好吧，亞當！

386
00:25:12,128 --> 00:25:14,128
‎-很高興認識你！
‎-媽！

387
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,408
‎再來玩啊

388
00:25:16,968 --> 00:25:19,728
‎亞當，等等

389
00:25:20,008 --> 00:25:22,288
‎你跟你媽都是怪胎

390
00:25:31,168 --> 00:25:33,408
‎希望我沒惹他生氣

391
00:25:33,528 --> 00:25:35,808
‎你朋友很敏感

392
00:25:36,088 --> 00:25:37,768
‎我嘴巴好渴

393
00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:40,168
‎媽，我說過多少次了

394
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,808
‎妳不能隨便治療不認識的人

395
00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:46,608
‎你們這世代真是玻璃心
‎這些資訊很重要的

396
00:25:46,688 --> 00:25:48,368
‎才沒有，爛透了

397
00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:49,408
‎好啦

398
00:25:49,488 --> 00:25:51,608
‎冷靜，深呼吸

399
00:25:51,688 --> 00:25:52,568
‎我們來

400
00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:56,528
‎讓負能量快消失

401
00:26:10,768 --> 00:26:11,848
‎抱歉對妳大吼

402
00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:16,328
‎我也很抱歉讓你朋友生氣了

403
00:26:20,608 --> 00:26:21,528
‎來吧

404
00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:31,608
‎親愛的

405
00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:38,288
‎我注意到你在假裝自慰

406
00:26:38,448 --> 00:26:41,088
‎你想不想跟我談談？

407
00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:46,648
‎我是從護手霜看出來的，還有雜誌

408
00:26:46,728 --> 00:26:48,008
‎有點多此一舉了

409
00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:52,568
‎總之，我只是要讓你知道
‎你什麼都可以告訴我的

410
00:26:52,688 --> 00:26:54,008
‎我不會做任何批評

411
00:26:54,088 --> 00:26:55,768
‎這裡很安全的

412
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,848
‎這裡一點都不安全，媽

413
00:26:58,528 --> 00:27:00,848
‎妳必須停止分析我的行為

414
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:05,848
‎等你停止製造這些假動作
‎我就會停手

415
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,768
‎很明顯這些是要讓我觀察的

416
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:10,048
‎好吧

417
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:15,328
‎我要回房間
‎因為我很生氣，我需要一點空間

418
00:27:15,408 --> 00:27:16,248
‎好的

419
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,288
‎等你準備好了再來談

420
00:27:24,688 --> 00:27:26,088
‎太大聲了！

421
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,608
‎（艾瑞克：你還活著嗎？）

422
00:27:48,288 --> 00:27:51,128
‎（燕麥蛋糕：還活著
‎但我明天死定了！）

423
00:27:53,648 --> 00:27:55,728
‎艾瑞克，來幫忙你媽

424
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,328
‎馬上下來！

425
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:34,368
‎妳有沒有…那個？

426
00:28:35,128 --> 00:28:37,408
‎當然，沒有會跟你說

427
00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:41,048
‎-要送妳回家嗎？
‎-不用

428
00:28:41,248 --> 00:28:42,088
‎妳住哪？

429
00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:44,608
‎-我沒事的
‎-好嘛，讓我送妳回家

430
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:46,128
‎我們只是炮友，傑克森

431
00:28:46,368 --> 00:28:48,448
‎不需要知道彼此的郵遞區號

432
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,648
‎學校見了

433
00:29:10,768 --> 00:29:11,808
‎亞當？

434
00:29:20,848 --> 00:29:22,488
‎超過門禁五分鐘了

435
00:29:23,488 --> 00:29:24,488
‎抱歉，爸

436
00:29:25,128 --> 00:29:27,528
‎-我沒注意到時間
‎-別再發生了

437
00:29:29,688 --> 00:29:30,968
‎你知道規矩的

438
00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:41,488
‎明天早上再來拿

439
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:51,808
‎-嗨，親愛的
‎-靠

440
00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,608
‎妳怎麼進來的？

441
00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:54,568
‎妳該走了

442
00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:00,568
‎妳的手有點乾

443
00:30:12,448 --> 00:30:14,088
‎你現在甚至硬不起來了？

444
00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:16,688
‎-我有那麼差嗎？
‎-對

445
00:30:16,768 --> 00:30:20,088
‎不，我是說沒有，我一時糊塗

446
00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:21,928
‎真不知道我在雞婆什麼

447
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,448
‎從窗戶出去

448
00:30:30,568 --> 00:30:32,008
‎校長再見

449
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,528
‎你有什麼問題？

450
00:30:36,088 --> 00:30:37,568
‎亞當，立刻給我下來

451
00:30:46,968 --> 00:30:49,768
‎你媽跟亞當討論射精？

452
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,808
‎她用男性體液這個詞

453
00:30:51,888 --> 00:30:53,208
‎這比我想得還要糟

454
00:30:54,248 --> 00:30:56,608
‎我是說…沒事啦

455
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,768
‎他茫了，說不定忘得一乾二淨

456
00:30:59,328 --> 00:31:02,128
‎糟糕…

457
00:31:07,088 --> 00:31:08,608
‎走路看路，娘炮

458
00:31:08,688 --> 00:31:11,808
‎亞當
‎你知道恐同很落伍吧？

459
00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:12,808
‎過時了

460
00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:20,848
‎謝謝，安瓦爾

461
00:31:20,928 --> 00:31:21,928
‎我們不是朋友

462
00:31:22,008 --> 00:31:22,928
‎了解

463
00:31:24,848 --> 00:31:27,048
‎看到沒？就說他忘了

464
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,608
‎（艾咪，15分鐘後見，給妳大驚喜）

465
00:32:09,048 --> 00:32:11,728
‎（艾咪：我有功課）

466
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:15,528
‎（還有，滾遠點！）

467
00:32:29,888 --> 00:32:31,408
‎太好了，又是你

468
00:32:31,608 --> 00:32:33,408
‎我懂，妳是惡女

469
00:32:34,368 --> 00:32:35,808
‎好的…

470
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,128
‎我們的生物課

471
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,608
‎遇到了緊急情況

472
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:42,888
‎要改成上性教育

473
00:32:42,968 --> 00:32:45,488
‎顯然最近爆發了一股陰蝨潮

474
00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:48,408
‎葛洛夫校長認為要幫你們上點課

475
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,688
‎我真是太幸運了

476
00:32:50,448 --> 00:32:53,408
‎開玩笑的，接下來會超級尷尬

477
00:32:53,488 --> 00:32:54,888
‎要分組進行

478
00:32:55,328 --> 00:32:56,888
‎有作業單

479
00:32:56,968 --> 00:32:58,288
‎兩份避孕用具

480
00:32:58,368 --> 00:33:00,128
‎還有一根塑膠陰莖

481
00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:24,208
‎我的天

482
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:27,928
‎接下來是什麼？

483
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:33,968
‎（性教育解剖模組4B）

484
00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,048
‎那不是處女膜

485
00:33:37,488 --> 00:33:39,368
‎我很清楚處女膜在哪
‎不過還是謝了

486
00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:40,288
‎這個嘛

487
00:33:40,368 --> 00:33:42,528
‎妳錯得離譜

488
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,528
‎那在哪裡？

489
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,928
‎這是傍尿道腺

490
00:33:51,048 --> 00:33:52,088
‎女生的前列腺

491
00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:54,888
‎那處女膜在哪裡？

492
00:33:56,648 --> 00:33:58,408
‎（處女膜）

493
00:33:58,848 --> 00:33:59,688
‎處女膜在這

494
00:34:08,288 --> 00:34:09,288
‎下課來找我

495
00:34:13,368 --> 00:34:15,808
‎不准看手機

496
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:16,928
‎不准看手機

497
00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:19,408
‎各位！

498
00:34:19,648 --> 00:34:20,488
‎怎麼了？

499
00:34:21,048 --> 00:34:22,048
‎沒什麼

500
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,088
‎（歐帝斯米爾本他媽搞上蔬菜了！）

501
00:34:25,168 --> 00:34:26,888
‎盡量刺激它

502
00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,848
‎手指劃圓

503
00:34:28,928 --> 00:34:31,128
‎他快要高潮的時候

504
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,368
‎就可以加速

505
00:34:32,448 --> 00:34:36,888
‎會感覺到它在手中跳動
‎就像即將爆發的火山

506
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:38,608
‎你們看

507
00:34:39,448 --> 00:34:40,288
‎好戲上場

508
00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:42,648
‎我可以感覺到摩擦

509
00:34:42,728 --> 00:34:45,208
‎-好了，請關掉
‎-摩擦…

510
00:34:47,408 --> 00:34:49,208
‎真是太棒了

511
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,448
‎然後他就射了

512
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:55,168
‎去看看他的狀況

513
00:34:58,368 --> 00:35:01,128
‎好的，謝謝各位，今天鬧夠了

514
00:35:10,768 --> 00:35:11,608
‎要來一口嗎？

515
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,648
‎她真的是你媽？

516
00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:22,608
‎那還不算最糟的

517
00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:25,008
‎至少不是真的老二

518
00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:29,168
‎是啊，我覺得自己快要死了

519
00:35:29,848 --> 00:35:30,928
‎別擔心

520
00:35:31,488 --> 00:35:34,248
‎以我長期身為模範上流階級的經驗

521
00:35:34,328 --> 00:35:35,168
‎你會活下去的

522
00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:36,968
‎天啊！

523
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:57,288
‎靠！

524
00:35:58,128 --> 00:35:58,968
‎我的天

525
00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:02,568
‎滾出去！

526
00:36:02,648 --> 00:36:03,928
‎-好的
‎-等等！

527
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,168
‎別走

528
00:36:06,128 --> 00:36:07,128
‎幫幫我

529
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,488
‎我知道是你散播影片的

530
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,488
‎-所以呢？
‎-所以我不幫你

531
00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:14,328
‎拜託，它好像快爆炸了

532
00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:16,288
‎-而且不是好的爆炸
‎-不關我的事

533
00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,208
‎等等！

534
00:36:17,768 --> 00:36:18,888
‎拜託別走

535
00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:22,608
‎-要叫護士嗎？
‎-不行，不准告訴任何人

536
00:36:23,288 --> 00:36:25,328
‎-如果他死了怎麼辦？
‎-死？

537
00:36:25,408 --> 00:36:26,248
‎亞當

538
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,288
‎你吃了什麼？

539
00:36:30,008 --> 00:36:31,808
‎-威而鋼
‎-吃了多少？

540
00:36:36,648 --> 00:36:39,328
‎想像這裡有四面信任牆

541
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,528
‎你什麼都可以說，不會有人批評你

542
00:36:42,728 --> 00:36:43,608
‎三顆

543
00:36:43,688 --> 00:36:45,688
‎-我的天
‎-你說不會有任何批評的

544
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,048
‎-抱歉
‎-三顆很糟嗎？

545
00:36:47,128 --> 00:36:49,088
‎她的反應看來似乎很糟

546
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:51,288
‎我有點頭暈，而且嘴裡一股蝦味

547
00:36:51,368 --> 00:36:52,608
‎都可以用它來攻城了

548
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,648
‎不要盯著它看！

549
00:36:54,728 --> 00:36:56,008
‎抱歉，它就像第三條腿

550
00:36:58,448 --> 00:36:59,368
‎現在怎麼辦？

551
00:37:01,368 --> 00:37:02,648
‎只能等了

552
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,448
‎-看起來如何？
‎-還是很大，還是很

553
00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:12,768
‎生氣

554
00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:15,688
‎-你威爾鋼哪來的？
‎-不關妳的事

555
00:37:15,768 --> 00:37:17,608
‎不會是拿你爸的吧

556
00:37:20,768 --> 00:37:21,848
‎不是

557
00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,368
‎你為什麼要吃藥？

558
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,688
‎我不知道

559
00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:29,608
‎也許會很爽，也許你該試試看

560
00:37:29,688 --> 00:37:31,728
‎-不要整天掃興
‎-他老二有問題

561
00:37:31,808 --> 00:37:34,328
‎-妳怎麼會知道，威利？
‎-女生會八卦，白痴

562
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,848
‎艾咪說你沒辦法射精

563
00:37:42,088 --> 00:37:43,208
‎壓力太大了

564
00:37:44,928 --> 00:37:45,768
‎什麼壓力？

565
00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,328
‎大家都知道我老二很大

566
00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:49,888
‎-你想要它更大？
‎-不是

567
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,608
‎我只想要它硬起來

568
00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:54,168
‎-你為什麼覺得會硬不起來？
‎-我不知道

569
00:37:55,688 --> 00:37:57,408
‎我打炮的時候就會一直想東想西的

570
00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,728
‎如果我做得不好呢？也許我沒弄對

571
00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:01,568
‎也許她知道我做錯了

572
00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:05,728
‎要是我爸在我射精的時候走進來
‎然後我又停不下來呢？

573
00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:07,648
‎然後他看到我高潮的臉，要是…

574
00:38:07,728 --> 00:38:09,808
‎好，可以了，我們懂了

575
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:14,608
‎好吧

576
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:20,288
‎看來你對自己的性能力感到焦慮

577
00:38:20,928 --> 00:38:24,848
‎也許你的大老二神話沒能幫到忙

578
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,008
‎有趣的是你提到了你父親

579
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,488
‎身為校長的兒子對你有何影響？

580
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,168
‎當然是糟透了

581
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:32,688
‎繼續說

582
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,608
‎大家都看著我的一舉一動

583
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,088
‎“亞當葛洛夫來了，校長的兒子

584
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:40,008
‎他有一根大象的老二”
‎我也是有感覺的

585
00:38:44,368 --> 00:38:45,288
‎我想…

586
00:38:48,688 --> 00:38:50,488
‎我希望自己是普通人

587
00:38:52,968 --> 00:38:54,728
‎有普通的老二

588
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,408
‎還有普通的老爸

589
00:39:01,848 --> 00:39:02,808
‎我認為

590
00:39:03,888 --> 00:39:06,808
‎你必須面對現實

591
00:39:06,888 --> 00:39:08,568
‎不要讓它控制你

592
00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:10,928
‎沒錯，你有很大的生殖器

593
00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:12,008
‎沒錯

594
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,608
‎因為你父親的職務，你在學校很顯眼

595
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,728
‎這些都不大可能改變

596
00:39:16,808 --> 00:39:18,408
‎但你可以改變自己的觀點

597
00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:20,728
‎你聽得懂嗎？

598
00:39:20,808 --> 00:39:21,928
‎不太懂

599
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,168
‎學校裡的人

600
00:39:25,248 --> 00:39:26,928
‎他們怎麼想並不重要

601
00:39:27,008 --> 00:39:28,168
‎你就是你

602
00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,328
‎別讓任何人影響你

603
00:39:30,688 --> 00:39:32,808
‎所以大家都是錯的，然後我

604
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:34,848
‎很讚

605
00:39:36,968 --> 00:39:39,848
‎對你的老二和身分感到驕傲

606
00:39:39,928 --> 00:39:41,888
‎因為這些都不會改變

607
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:43,888
‎善用自己擁有的一切

608
00:39:53,368 --> 00:39:54,928
‎開始消下去了，新來的

609
00:39:56,488 --> 00:39:57,328
‎謝天謝地

610
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,528
‎你們不會告訴任何人吧？

611
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:06,248
‎你說了四面信任牆還什麼的

612
00:40:06,328 --> 00:40:07,408
‎我們不會告訴任何人

613
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:10,328
‎只要你離我朋友艾瑞克遠一點

614
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:13,168
‎-永遠不要接近他
‎-長號男？

615
00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:14,768
‎你決定

616
00:40:15,968 --> 00:40:16,808
‎好吧

617
00:40:17,888 --> 00:40:19,608
‎我覺得你欠歐帝斯一個道歉

618
00:40:23,368 --> 00:40:26,048
‎抱歉我散播了那個影片，但你媽…

619
00:40:27,328 --> 00:40:28,568
‎她真的說服我了

620
00:40:28,648 --> 00:40:29,488
‎新來的

621
00:40:30,048 --> 00:40:31,328
‎她就像某種

622
00:40:32,728 --> 00:40:33,728
‎性感的女巫

623
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,128
‎那還挺稀奇的

624
00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:47,888
‎再見了，歐帝斯

625
00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:04,168
‎妳覺得葛洛夫校長也是大老二嗎？

626
00:41:05,328 --> 00:41:06,808
‎優格是素食吧？

627
00:41:18,408 --> 00:41:20,328
‎請大家注意

628
00:41:23,088 --> 00:41:24,208
‎我有話要說

629
00:41:24,728 --> 00:41:27,688
‎我叫亞當葛洛夫
‎葛洛夫校長是我爸

630
00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:30,648
‎滿詭異的，因為我在學校表現爛透了

631
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:33,888
‎這個

632
00:41:36,128 --> 00:41:37,328
‎這是我的老二

633
00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:45,168
‎不會吧

634
00:41:45,248 --> 00:41:46,768
‎沒錯，它很大

635
00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:50,728
‎我上網查過了，它其實…

636
00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:52,528
‎只比平均值大一點

637
00:41:52,608 --> 00:41:54,488
‎根據全球男性的

638
00:41:54,568 --> 00:41:55,488
‎統計數據

639
00:41:56,488 --> 00:41:57,368
‎所以…

640
00:41:58,088 --> 00:41:58,968
‎這就是我

641
00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:01,928
‎和我的老二

642
00:42:13,888 --> 00:42:15,408
‎妳一定要跟他分手

643
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,488
‎沒錯

644
00:42:26,288 --> 00:42:27,768
‎我有事要跟你說

645
00:42:31,728 --> 00:42:35,168
‎我終於面對了現實

646
00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,288
‎我終於面對了

647
00:42:56,288 --> 00:42:58,608
‎歡迎回來，小老弟
‎想死你了

648
00:43:01,528 --> 00:43:03,048
‎妳要跟我說什麼？

649
00:43:05,128 --> 00:43:06,288
‎我們必須分手

650
00:43:08,608 --> 00:43:10,968
‎-我們才剛打完炮
‎-是啊

651
00:43:11,408 --> 00:43:12,968
‎我想跟你做最後一次

652
00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:15,048
‎最後的留念

653
00:43:16,168 --> 00:43:17,808
‎我不懂

654
00:43:18,688 --> 00:43:20,168
‎我以為是我的問題

655
00:43:21,168 --> 00:43:22,968
‎但肯定是你

656
00:43:23,048 --> 00:43:25,368
‎-什麼問題？
‎-一切

657
00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:29,408
‎我們的一切都是錯誤

658
00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:31,808
‎抱歉

659
00:43:32,768 --> 00:43:33,848
‎我們之間到此為止

660
00:43:42,448 --> 00:43:45,328
‎亞當葛洛夫請立刻到校長室

661
00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,288
‎亞當葛洛夫請立刻到校長室

662
00:43:53,928 --> 00:43:55,408
‎（校長室）

663
00:43:55,488 --> 00:43:56,888
‎謝謝你們來這一趟

664
00:44:04,368 --> 00:44:06,448
‎你知道自己幹了什麼好事嗎？

665
00:44:08,288 --> 00:44:11,808
‎好幾位家長都威脅要把小孩轉走

666
00:44:11,888 --> 00:44:15,648
‎要不是我去協調
‎他們本來要告你公然猥褻的

667
00:44:17,648 --> 00:44:19,248
‎你這學期都留校察看

668
00:44:19,328 --> 00:44:21,088
‎-什麼？爸…
‎-你聽到了

669
00:44:22,048 --> 00:44:22,928
‎出去

670
00:44:24,808 --> 00:44:26,488
‎我甚至不想看到你

671
00:44:34,568 --> 00:44:36,008
‎我跟亞當分手了

672
00:44:36,088 --> 00:44:38,208
‎-他還是不能高潮？
‎-他高潮了

673
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:39,448
‎在分手炮的時候

674
00:44:40,088 --> 00:44:43,728
‎校園生活已經夠難過了
‎不需要再多個暴露狂男友

675
00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,968
‎我需要一個大家比較能接受的男友

676
00:44:46,048 --> 00:44:48,528
‎-等等，他高潮了？
‎-對

677
00:44:48,608 --> 00:44:50,728
‎他好像突然開竅了

678
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:51,728
‎砰的一聲

679
00:46:10,488 --> 00:46:11,528
‎我要高潮了

680
00:46:12,048 --> 00:46:14,968
‎-我也是
‎-不要停

681
00:46:15,888 --> 00:46:17,488
‎太棒了

682
00:46:17,888 --> 00:46:18,768
‎讚

683
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,528
‎不要停！

684
00:46:57,168 --> 00:46:58,208
‎真抱歉

685
00:46:58,288 --> 00:46:59,968
‎這不是廁所啊

686
00:47:00,048 --> 00:47:01,528
‎不，這裡不是廁所

687
00:47:01,608 --> 00:47:03,048
‎對了，我是哈利

688
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,288
‎-媽
‎-怎麼了，親愛的？

689
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,208
‎我沒辦法自慰

690
00:47:21,128 --> 00:47:22,448
‎親愛的，我很高興你…

691
00:47:22,528 --> 00:47:24,928
‎我沒辦法自慰，我不想談這件事

692
00:47:25,328 --> 00:47:26,648
‎我會自己解決

693
00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:29,728
‎謝謝你告訴我

694
00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:38,328
‎我也該走了

695
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:41,088
‎那樣最好

696
00:47:52,488 --> 00:47:55,968
‎高中生活只剩下376天了

697
00:47:56,848 --> 00:48:00,248
‎這會是我們這輩子最棒的2年

698
00:48:00,328 --> 00:48:02,048
‎至少你叫亞當別來煩我了

699
00:48:02,128 --> 00:48:03,808
‎謝謝你

700
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,408
‎-我們講好的
‎-你的建議爛透了

701
00:48:06,488 --> 00:48:08,008
‎我女友把我甩了

702
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:10,408
‎大家都有我大老二的照片

703
00:48:11,008 --> 00:48:11,888
‎約定取消

704
00:48:13,408 --> 00:48:14,408
‎回頭見

705
00:48:15,128 --> 00:48:16,008
‎長號男

706
00:48:21,888 --> 00:48:22,808
‎看吧？

707
00:48:22,968 --> 00:48:24,808
‎所以才要戴安全帽

708
00:48:27,008 --> 00:48:29,208
‎梅芙威利正在朝這裡前進

709
00:48:29,808 --> 00:48:32,088
‎她正朝我們走過來

710
00:48:32,168 --> 00:48:33,088
‎感覺有事

711
00:48:34,528 --> 00:48:36,048
‎歐帝斯…

712
00:48:36,128 --> 00:48:38,008
‎-好吧，她來了
‎-安全帽不錯看

713
00:48:39,368 --> 00:48:40,608
‎安全第一

714
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,248
‎可以跟你講點話嗎？

715
00:48:44,968 --> 00:48:47,208
‎妳要我…要我離開嗎？

716
00:48:47,288 --> 00:48:48,208
‎是啊

717
00:48:48,288 --> 00:48:49,128
‎好吧

718
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,208
‎那我就…

719
00:48:52,168 --> 00:48:53,848
‎閃人吧，再會

720
00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:03,848
‎妳想要

721
00:49:03,928 --> 00:49:05,128
‎跟我說什麼？

722
00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:07,928
‎你看到那兩個了嗎？

723
00:49:08,168 --> 00:49:11,248
‎右邊那個女生第一次交女友

724
00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:13,288
‎她對女友的陰道感到恐懼

725
00:49:14,448 --> 00:49:15,288
‎看到她了嗎？

726
00:49:15,368 --> 00:49:18,808
‎她相信自慰就能讓陰蒂掉下來

727
00:49:18,888 --> 00:49:19,808
‎她討厭自己

728
00:49:19,888 --> 00:49:21,608
‎但她又無法停止手淫

729
00:49:22,288 --> 00:49:23,128
‎看到他們了嗎？

730
00:49:24,168 --> 00:49:26,768
‎他肯定在四處散播陰蝨

731
00:49:26,848 --> 00:49:28,088
‎妳想說什麼？

732
00:49:29,368 --> 00:49:31,728
‎學生們都需要你的幫助，歐帝斯

733
00:49:32,488 --> 00:49:33,408
‎而我們需要錢

734
00:49:33,968 --> 00:49:36,768
‎我還沒想好細節
‎但我對數字很在行

735
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,328
‎我來管錢，然後你來治療

736
00:49:39,608 --> 00:49:41,648
‎我們收門診錢，然後平分

737
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:43,568
‎-治療？
‎-對，性治療

738
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:46,288
‎你有天分，浪費它就太不負責任了

739
00:49:46,808 --> 00:49:47,888
‎看看你怎麼幫亞當的

740
00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:49,328
‎但我失敗了

741
00:49:49,608 --> 00:49:51,128
‎他現在很恨我

742
00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:52,328
‎他高潮了，歐帝斯

743
00:49:53,248 --> 00:49:55,168
‎你的話讓他高潮了

744
00:49:56,808 --> 00:49:58,168
‎算是啦

745
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:02,568
‎聽著，我時間不多
‎你到底要不要加入？

746
00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:04,648
‎好吧

747
00:50:04,728 --> 00:50:05,848
‎別麻煩了

748
00:50:11,688 --> 00:50:12,528
‎梅芙！

749
00:50:12,608 --> 00:50:13,448
‎等等！

750
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,048
‎算我一份

751
00:50:26,088 --> 00:50:28,088
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