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‎你喜欢我的奶子吗？

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‎喂？

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‎说奶子呢

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‎嗯 我可爱你的奶子了

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‎你想射在上面吗？

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‎好啊 让我先把套子取了

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‎还是算了 上次害我起疹子
‎我们从后面来吧

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‎好

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‎我要去了 你也要去了吗？

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‎你是装的吗？

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‎别傻了

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‎你干嘛盯着我？

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‎-让我看看避孕套
‎-不行

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‎精液在哪里 亚当？

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（超保湿）

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‎啊哦

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‎原来这不是厕所呀

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‎很抱歉 我在…

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‎和我妈睡吗？

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‎正确

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‎好尴尬 我是丹

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‎-你是？
‎-奥蒂斯

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‎别担心 左撇子

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‎你左手边第一间

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‎-早上好 亲爱的
‎-早上好

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‎-咖啡要吗？
‎-已经有了

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‎烤面包要吗？

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‎也许吧

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‎等会我要见客户

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‎奥蒂斯 这是…

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‎-我们见过了
‎-我们见过了

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‎-咖啡要吗？
‎-要 谢谢

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‎你多大了 丹？

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‎我多大…我32岁

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‎你是不是提早进入了中年危机？

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‎-奥蒂斯…
‎-妈妈 他还在骑摩托车呢

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‎我有时间可以带你去兜兜风

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‎不用了 谢谢

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‎你有恋母情结吗？

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‎你指的是我会想和我妈做爱吗？

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‎-没有 不合我的胃口
‎-别管他 他在逗你玩呢

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‎奥蒂斯 一个年轻男人

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‎对成熟女人产生性趣 是完全正常的

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‎实际上当你贬低他的选择时

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‎你是在发表
‎关于男子气概与中年的

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‎不健康的言论

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‎所以说永远不该和治疗师约会

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‎是性爱与感情治疗师 谢谢

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‎找我的

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‎是的 我可能也该走了

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‎-谢谢
‎-好的

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‎谢谢这一切 妈妈…
‎珍！当然是珍

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‎-希望再见到你 老兄
‎-好的

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‎应该不会了

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‎你妈妈的新男友是个
‎又大支又性感还黏糊糊的春梦

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‎是啊

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‎妈妈可不把他们当男朋友

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‎他们难道喜欢穿动物服装做爱？

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‎不 他想要她带个假鸡巴操他
‎但她没这方面的癖好

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‎这是典型的权力不平衡造成的问题

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‎我多希望我的妈妈是性爱大师

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‎相信我 你不会喜欢的

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‎安德里

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‎你与你的阴茎相处得怎么样了？

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‎-我并不讨厌它
‎-很好

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‎好的 让我们继续

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‎那么你成功了吗？

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‎别告诉我你又卡壳了

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‎-你试也没试
‎-我已经放弃了

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‎太复杂了 我不想谈这个

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‎究竟是有什么问题？

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‎难道你硬不起来吗？

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‎我当然可以 我又不是他妈的太监

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‎好吗？ 我只是…
‎我总是等着它自己不硬

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‎我不喜欢那种感觉

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‎我们可以不聊这个了吗 拜托了？

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‎无意冒犯 但这真的超级怪异

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‎超级怪异

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‎天啊 “贱民组合”有一辆车

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‎当你以为他们不可能更加
‎难以捉摸时 他们搞来了一辆车

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‎你能想到吗？安瓦一直在锻炼
‎他看起来好壮实

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‎虽然他是我们年级唯一的同性恋

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‎-但并不意味着你得喜欢他
‎-更正一下 据我们所知的唯一

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‎谁都有可能是

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‎看什么看 变态佬？

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‎你听到了吗？

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‎他和我说话了 亲口说的！

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‎-他叫你西班牙变态
‎-今年会是美好的一年！

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‎我能感觉到！

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‎-那是汤姆·贝克？
‎-是啊

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‎战锤协会队长 他终于进入青春期了

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‎我跟你说了 哥们

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‎每个人都趁夏天的机会去打炮了

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‎-就你没有
‎-还有你

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‎拜托哦 我给在巴特林度假村
‎遇到的那家伙打了两次半手枪

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‎还有半次的？

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‎我们被打断了

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‎被愚蠢的惊喜卡拉OK

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‎那你还是没有做爱

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‎至少我会自慰

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‎我很担心你

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‎看看周围

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‎每个人都在想着做爱

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‎即将做爱

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‎或正在做爱

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‎而你连打飞机都不会

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‎-我时间多得很
‎-我不知道 伙计

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‎这里一切都在变 而且变得很快

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‎比如说 就连梅芙·威利的胸

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‎都变大了 我还以为
‎这在技术上是不可能的

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‎在我看来没什么区别

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‎我听说她咬了
‎西蒙·弗尔哈斯勒的阴囊

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‎而且咬偏了

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‎-像个打折的牛油果
‎-我不相信这是真的

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‎听说她在10分钟内给12个人口交
‎就为了打赌

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‎那肯定是假的

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‎-真是个骚货
‎-瞧那油腻的头发

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‎也许她买不起洗发水

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‎或除臭剂

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‎我说了吧

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‎她基本上是个花痴

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‎这是一个全新的世界
‎我性压抑的朋友

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‎我们终于有机会出人头地了

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‎我们要蜕变！

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‎从可怜的毛毛虫变成令人敬畏的虎鲸

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‎我们真要这样吗？

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‎准备迎接我们生命中最美好的两年吧

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‎（莫戴尔中学）

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‎抱歉

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‎埃里克 谢谢你演奏校歌

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‎演奏得…

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‎还过得去

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‎接下来 我们有几件事情要说

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‎体育馆后面的厕所里到处是石棉

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‎请大家不要进去

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‎在走廊里奔跑

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‎是不被鼓励的‎…

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‎-我告诉过你别去吹
‎-我想打动摇摆乐队

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‎我和他母亲谈过了

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‎他的伤已经好了

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‎（你是坨屎！摇摆乐队）

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‎然而 心灵的伤害还没有消除

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‎这是给我们所有人的教训

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‎接下来

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‎我很高兴为大家介绍

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‎我们新的优等生代表

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‎杰克逊·马尔凯蒂

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‎接下来就看我们的了

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‎嗨 亚当

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‎-暑假过得好吗？
‎-闭嘴 长号手

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‎把你带的钱给我

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‎-包里面有什么？
‎-我的午餐

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‎你知道 因为总是被你吃掉

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‎-我想你忘记了什么
‎-这只是一个铅笔盒

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‎妈的 我不要你的铅笔盒

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‎-巧克力棒
‎-别这样

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‎别拿我的巧克力棒

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‎给我那个巧克力棒

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‎否则我会打爆你的脸

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‎好吧

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‎明天见

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‎狗屎

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‎-你是个白痴吗？
‎-不 我不是

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‎我是在反问

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‎-别碰我的东西
‎-我只是想帮忙

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‎-不用！
‎-伙计们！

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‎你们不该在走廊里奔跑

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‎都怪我

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‎滚开 小雪花

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‎好一对奶子 威利

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‎你打算记我违反校规吗？

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‎这次我先放过你

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‎你的大恩大德让我感激不尽

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‎其实

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‎转念一想…

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‎优等生代表的人生巅峰往往来得过早
‎我劝你小心点

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‎是吗？

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‎我说  “好一对奶子 威利”

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‎再说一遍

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‎好一对奶…

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‎你确实找打 哥们

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‎（放学后找我）

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‎（《皆大欢喜》）

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‎同学们请坐好

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‎请安静 谢谢

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‎我们要进入

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‎不朽诗人的浪漫世界

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‎很明显 说的是莎士比亚
‎今年的首次作业将是…

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‎《皆大欢喜》

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‎场景设在虚拟的阿登森林中

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‎亚当 很高兴你加入我们

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‎作文的题目是

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‎莎士比亚与爱情和伪装的关系

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‎坐在你旁边的人

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‎将成为你的作业搭档

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‎所以如果你看一看讲义

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‎你们要浏览所有五个要点

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‎然后以两人为一组

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‎请注意听讲 听是关键

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‎所以 还有作业提纲

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‎以及仔细考察罗莎琳德

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‎考验奥兰多对她的爱的方式

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‎-在第四幕…
‎-你是谁？

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‎我…我是奥蒂斯

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‎-我想我们是这个作业的搭档了
‎-你新来的？

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‎不 我从第一年开始就在这

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‎我们一起上过化学课

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‎上学期

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‎你把我的桌子点着了

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‎不管怎么说

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‎一会儿我们聚一聚吧
‎图书馆是开着的…

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‎我放学后是不学习的 新人

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‎你住在哪里？

215
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‎阿什福德街43号

216
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‎我六点过去

217
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‎如果你有问题 可以问我

218
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‎我希望你们快速完成思维导图

219
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‎一起完成思维导图

220
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‎-以及…
‎-无聊

221
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‎什么？对不起 这很无聊吗？

222
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‎好的 呃…

223
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,648
‎你告诉了亚当你的住处

224
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‎他问的我

225
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:03,568
‎那房子里有很多你妈奇怪的性爱玩意

226
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‎我没什么意见 不过如果那小子

227
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‎看到了《爱经》的话

228
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‎他会毁了你的生活

229
00:15:10,168 --> 00:15:12,168
‎-她不会在家
‎-她最好不在家

230
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:14,528
‎他仍叫我长号手

231
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‎都四年了

232
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‎四年了

233
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‎你确实当着整个学校在舞台上勃起

234
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,808
‎只是半勃起！

235
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,968
‎我的外号完全没有道理

236
00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:30,168
‎我吹的是法国号

237
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‎真是低级趣味

238
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‎不 他最多会在我家待一个小时
‎没事的

239
00:15:35,888 --> 00:15:38,888
‎你说会不会因为他老二很大
‎所以他大脑很小？

240
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:40,848
‎-那只是传闻
‎-不是

241
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‎一个朋友的朋友看过一次

242
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‎说它有两个可乐罐的大小
‎叠起来那种

243
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‎长和宽都是

244
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:51,248
‎-你没有朋友  除了我
‎-你这个朋友也长不了

245
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,048
‎因为亚当会在你自己的家里杀了你

246
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,208
‎你真的觉得这个地方有石棉吗？

247
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,288
‎我不知道

248
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,408
‎还有比这更糟糕的死法

249
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:11,008
‎天啊 是的 我的阿姨被黄蜂吃掉了

250
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:13,248
‎什么？她被蜇死了吗？

251
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‎不是

252
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‎是被吃掉了

253
00:16:19,528 --> 00:16:21,968
‎结痂王后 我赢了 我赢了！

254
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,448
‎不 没有 要打掉王后的才算赢

255
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:27,728
‎-你输了 对不起
‎-我还是不懂怎么玩这个游戏

256
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:28,688
‎给我

257
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‎谢谢

258
00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:42,888
‎-和大鸡巴相处得如何？
‎-他射不了

259
00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:47,128
‎那天晚上我们做了好久

260
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‎我正在要去了时 我…你懂的

261
00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:51,968
‎-高潮了
‎-是的

262
00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,168
‎但他 就好像…

263
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:56,408
‎-不幸早泄了
‎-我倒希望是那样

264
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:57,888
‎他假装射了

265
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,248
‎你确定？

266
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,088
‎我不知道自己做错了什么

267
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,328
‎也许他只是紧张罢了

268
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,808
‎露比和奥利维亚认为我应该甩了他

269
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:10,368
‎她们说这有损我的身份 但…

270
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‎问题是没人的时候他很会疼我

271
00:17:15,048 --> 00:17:16,608
‎不知道你为什么听那些笨蛋的

272
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,728
‎如果喜欢他 就做你想做的

273
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,008
‎糟糕

274
00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:22,408
‎她们在找我

275
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,728
‎-谢谢你陪我玩牌
‎-不客气

276
00:17:25,808 --> 00:17:26,768
‎还有聊天

277
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,528
‎-哦 对了…
‎-别担心 你从未来过这

278
00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:32,888
‎拜了 妹子

279
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,928
‎回头见 宝贝儿

280
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‎嗨

281
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,048
‎-你去哪儿了？
‎-没去哪儿

282
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‎刚下生物课

283
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,688
‎还以为你跟你的大鸡巴男友在爽呢

284
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:49,488
‎你知道他是个流氓 对吗？

285
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,048
‎恶心 那是火腿吗？
‎我们现在只吃素 还记得吗？

286
00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:57,728
‎-是的 我忘记了
‎-你又抽烟了吗？

287
00:17:58,048 --> 00:17:59,448
‎-不 我没有
‎-好

288
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:01,488
‎因为吸烟绝对不是素食主义

289
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:05,768
‎我的火腿

290
00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:13,808
‎你带钱了吗？

291
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,288
‎你在耍我吗？

292
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:18,488
‎要不要随你

293
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,448
‎敢告诉任何人 我就废了你

294
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:29,728
‎最好能让我得A

295
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‎（梅芙·威利喜欢咬鸡巴）

296
00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:49,448
‎（《爱经完全图解》）

297
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:11,688
‎你很准时

298
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,648
‎需要多长时间 新人？

299
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:16,048
‎我已经厌烦了

300
00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:21,248
‎你有巧克力牛奶吗？

301
00:19:22,088 --> 00:19:23,888
‎只有蔬果饮料

302
00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:35,408
‎你想嗨一下吗？

303
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:38,888
‎不 谢谢

304
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:49,048
‎-为什么墙上有一个女阴？
‎-什么？

305
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,408
‎在哪？那是…

306
00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:52,808
‎那只是一朵兰花

307
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:54,448
‎我妈妈超级喜欢…

308
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:56,168
‎动植物

309
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,648
‎最好别在室内抽 抱歉

310
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:05,888
‎我是说 我们只学半个小时 所以…

311
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:08,648
‎好 你去学吧

312
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,128
‎只需滚动睾丸…

313
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,048
‎电视里有一个蛋蛋

314
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,128
‎抱歉 我…

315
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,448
‎我忘了…

316
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:21,688
‎把光碟取出来 是我的

317
00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:22,608
‎（《性解剖学》）

318
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,408
‎-我的色情片
‎-有点老派

319
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:26,968
‎你应该上网看

320
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,608
‎那里好货很多

321
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,648
‎还可以看电脑做的恶魔操马

322
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,648
‎我想小便

323
00:20:35,248 --> 00:20:36,848
‎上楼 右手边

324
00:21:13,008 --> 00:21:14,768
‎（珍·米尔本博士 注册治疗师）

325
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,448
‎（《枕边细语》
‎雷米和珍·米尔本）

326
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:26,088
‎（《女阴的状态》
‎珍·米尔本博士）

327
00:21:58,048 --> 00:21:59,328
‎（《男性的多次高潮》）

328
00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:06,968
‎新人！

329
00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:10,488
‎亚当？

330
00:22:11,408 --> 00:22:12,928
‎过来一下！

331
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:14,888
‎亚当！

332
00:22:16,008 --> 00:22:17,048
‎操！

333
00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,728
‎-你有个性爱地牢
‎-不

334
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:22,688
‎不 不是 我…

335
00:22:22,768 --> 00:22:26,048
‎我可以解释 这是我妈妈的办公室
‎她是个治疗师

336
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:27,808
‎-她是个性治疗师
‎-不明白那是啥

337
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,328
‎她帮助人们解决性方面的问题

338
00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:32,168
‎-她是个妓女
‎-不

339
00:22:32,248 --> 00:22:33,088
‎皮条客之类的

340
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,368
‎不 她就像心理医生

341
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,848
‎心理医生谈心理健康方面的东西
‎她谈性爱

342
00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:40,088
‎别人的性生活

343
00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,928
‎她提高人们的打炮质量

344
00:22:43,608 --> 00:22:44,808
‎没错 就是这样

345
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:48,008
‎听着…

346
00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,288
‎你能保密吗 拜托？

347
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,528
‎奥蒂斯 亲爱的 我回来了！

348
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:17,048
‎天啊 这些是好货

349
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:21,248
‎这东西后劲足

350
00:23:21,328 --> 00:23:22,968
‎我已经饿了

351
00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:26,488
‎现在是小吃时间

352
00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:35,328
‎操

353
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:36,848
‎你妈妈真酷

354
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:38,248
‎你怎么差这么远？

355
00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,288
‎她也很火辣 你怎么不告诉我？

356
00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,968
‎因为她是我妈

357
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,328
‎说真的 你是被收养的吗？

358
00:23:46,128 --> 00:23:46,968
‎不是

359
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,848
‎-那你为什么这么逊？
‎-亚当

360
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,848
‎什么事？

361
00:23:51,288 --> 00:23:52,808
‎你每天都抽吗？

362
00:23:53,528 --> 00:23:55,848
‎是 基本上 夫人…

363
00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:57,688
‎哦 叫我珍就好

364
00:23:58,328 --> 00:24:01,128
‎有人一直在做一些有趣的大麻研究

365
00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:04,008
‎他们开始认识到大麻对健康有益

366
00:24:04,088 --> 00:24:05,448
‎是吗？比如…

367
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,448
‎如何让一切变得有趣吗？

368
00:24:08,768 --> 00:24:10,488
‎比如你的脸

369
00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:12,288
‎这么严肃

370
00:24:12,648 --> 00:24:14,448
‎像一本地图册

371
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:22,808
‎然而

372
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,728
‎抽大麻和早发性阳痿有联系

373
00:24:27,608 --> 00:24:29,008
‎不过还没有定论

374
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,168
‎不过你要小心点儿 别抽太多

375
00:24:32,248 --> 00:24:33,088
‎妈妈

376
00:24:33,568 --> 00:24:37,248
‎我跟你说这个 是因为我有很多客户

377
00:24:37,368 --> 00:24:40,488
‎他们像你这么大的时候也嗑很多药

378
00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,528
‎现在性爱方面都有问题

379
00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,488
‎-性爱方面？
‎-他们没法结束

380
00:24:48,728 --> 00:24:49,648
‎射精

381
00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,408
‎白汁 爱液

382
00:24:53,288 --> 00:24:54,128
‎男人的牛奶

383
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,848
‎妈妈 天啊！

384
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,208
‎我没问题 为什么你觉得…

385
00:24:57,928 --> 00:24:58,808
‎我有那种问题？

386
00:24:59,648 --> 00:25:01,248
‎我没说你有问题

387
00:25:03,968 --> 00:25:07,048
‎-不过如果你想聊聊…
‎-我…我要走了

388
00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:08,208
‎我要走了

389
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,328
‎好的 亚当

390
00:25:12,128 --> 00:25:14,128
‎-很高兴见到你！
‎-妈妈！

391
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,408
‎有空过来玩

392
00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:19,168
‎亚当！亚当 等等

393
00:25:20,008 --> 00:25:22,288
‎你和你妈妈都是神经病

394
00:25:31,168 --> 00:25:33,408
‎希望我没有碰到他的痛处

395
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:35,808
‎你的朋友太敏感了

396
00:25:36,088 --> 00:25:37,768
‎我口很渴

397
00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:40,168
‎妈妈 还要我说多少次

398
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,808
‎不要乱治疗你不认识的人？

399
00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:46,608
‎你这一代人太敏感了 信息令人强大

400
00:25:46,688 --> 00:25:48,368
‎不 这他妈的一团糟

401
00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:49,408
‎好的

402
00:25:49,888 --> 00:25:51,608
‎冷静 深呼吸

403
00:25:51,688 --> 00:25:52,568
‎让我们…

404
00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:56,528
‎让负能量消散

405
00:26:10,768 --> 00:26:11,848
‎抱歉 我对你大喊大叫

406
00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:16,328
‎抱歉 如果我惹恼了你的朋友

407
00:26:20,608 --> 00:26:21,528
‎好了

408
00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:31,608
‎宝贝

409
00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:38,288
‎我注意到你假装在手淫

410
00:26:38,448 --> 00:26:41,088
‎我想知道你是否愿意聊聊

411
00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:46,648
‎是那个护手霜暴露的 而且 那本杂志

412
00:26:46,728 --> 00:26:48,008
‎有点演得太过了

413
00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:52,568
‎无论如何 我想让你知道
‎你可以和我谈任何事情

414
00:26:52,688 --> 00:26:54,008
‎我不会评头论足

415
00:26:54,088 --> 00:26:55,768
‎这是个安全的地方

416
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,848
‎这不是个安全的地方 妈妈 你…

417
00:26:58,528 --> 00:27:00,848
‎不要再分析我做的一切了

418
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:05,848
‎好的 只要你不再制造
‎明显是想让我观察的

419
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,768
‎表演性场景

420
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:10,048
‎好的

421
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:15,328
‎我要去我的房间
‎因为我很生气 需要点空间

422
00:27:15,408 --> 00:27:16,248
‎好的

423
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:18,808
‎你准备好了我们再聊

424
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,088
‎亲爱的 太吵了！

425
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,248
‎奥蒂斯！

426
00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:34,088
‎把声音关小点！

427
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,608
‎（埃里克：你还活着吗？）

428
00:27:48,288 --> 00:27:51,128
‎（燕麦蛋糕：
‎是的 但明天我就死了！）

429
00:27:53,648 --> 00:27:55,728
‎埃里克 过来帮帮妈妈

430
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,328
‎马上来

431
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:34,368
‎你…那个了吗？

432
00:28:35,128 --> 00:28:37,408
‎嗯 如果没来我会告诉你的

433
00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:41,048
‎-你要我开车送你回家吗？
‎-不用

434
00:28:41,248 --> 00:28:42,768
‎-你住在哪里？
‎-真的 我没事

435
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:44,608
‎拜托 让我送你回家

436
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:46,128
‎刚才只是做爱 杰克逊

437
00:28:46,368 --> 00:28:47,888
‎我们不用知道彼此的邮政编码

438
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,648
‎学校见

439
00:29:10,768 --> 00:29:11,808
‎亚当？

440
00:29:20,848 --> 00:29:22,488
‎超过回家时间五分钟了

441
00:29:23,488 --> 00:29:24,488
‎抱歉 爸爸

442
00:29:25,128 --> 00:29:27,528
‎-忘记时间了
‎-不要有下次

443
00:29:29,688 --> 00:29:30,968
‎你懂规矩的

444
00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:41,488
‎早上过来拿

445
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:51,808
‎-嗨 宝贝
‎-操

446
00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,608
‎你怎么进来的？

447
00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:54,568
‎你得离开这

448
00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:00,568
‎你的手有点干

449
00:30:12,448 --> 00:30:14,088
‎你现在甚至硬不起来了吗？

450
00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:16,688
‎-我有那么逊吗？
‎-没错

451
00:30:16,768 --> 00:30:20,088
‎不 我有点乱

452
00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:21,928
‎我不知道我干嘛要来

453
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,448
‎从窗户出去

454
00:30:30,568 --> 00:30:31,648
‎晚安 格罗夫太太

455
00:30:32,368 --> 00:30:33,568
‎晚安 格罗夫校长

456
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,528
‎你有什么毛病？

457
00:30:36,088 --> 00:30:37,568
‎亚当 马上给我下来！

458
00:30:46,968 --> 00:30:49,768
‎你妈妈和亚当聊射精的事了？

459
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,808
‎她说那是男人的牛奶

460
00:30:51,888 --> 00:30:53,208
‎比我想象的更糟

461
00:30:54,248 --> 00:30:56,608
‎我的意思是 还好

462
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,768
‎他抽嗨了 现在应该已经忘记了

463
00:30:59,328 --> 00:31:02,128
‎操

464
00:31:07,088 --> 00:31:08,608
‎给我小心点 娘炮

465
00:31:08,688 --> 00:31:11,808
‎亚当 你知道同性恋恐惧症
‎是2008年的事了 对吗？

466
00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:12,808
‎完全已经不流行了

467
00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:20,848
‎谢谢 安瓦

468
00:31:21,368 --> 00:31:22,528
‎-我不是你朋友
‎-好吧

469
00:31:24,848 --> 00:31:27,048
‎看到了吗？我告诉过你他会忘记

470
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,608
‎（艾梅：15分钟后来找我
‎我有个大惊喜给你）

471
00:32:09,048 --> 00:32:11,728
‎（艾梅：我有作业要做）

472
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:15,528
‎（还有 滚！）

473
00:32:29,888 --> 00:32:31,408
‎很好 是你

474
00:32:31,608 --> 00:32:33,408
‎明白了 你很刻薄

475
00:32:34,368 --> 00:32:35,808
‎好的 那么…

476
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,128
‎本来的生物课

477
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,608
‎现在要改成紧急的

478
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:42,888
‎性与关系教育课

479
00:32:42,968 --> 00:32:45,488
‎显然 现在爆发了阴虱疫情

480
00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:48,408
‎格罗夫校长觉得你们需要补课

481
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,688
‎我真幸运

482
00:32:50,448 --> 00:32:53,408
‎开玩笑的 这课程实际上非常尴尬

483
00:32:53,488 --> 00:32:54,888
‎你们两人一组

484
00:32:55,328 --> 00:32:56,888
‎你们需要工作表

485
00:32:56,968 --> 00:32:58,288
‎两个避孕用具

486
00:32:58,368 --> 00:33:00,128
‎和塑料生殖器模型

487
00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:24,208
‎老天

488
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:27,928
‎接下来呢？

489
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:33,968
‎（性与关系教育 解剖模块4B）

490
00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,048
‎那不是处女膜

491
00:33:37,488 --> 00:33:39,368
‎我想我知道处女膜的位置
‎但是谢谢

492
00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:40,288
‎其实

493
00:33:40,368 --> 00:33:42,528
‎我是说…你搞错了

494
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,528
‎那这是什么？

495
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:50,608
‎这是尿道旁腺

496
00:33:51,048 --> 00:33:52,808
‎女性前列腺

497
00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:54,888
‎那处女膜在哪里?

498
00:33:56,648 --> 00:33:58,408
‎（处女膜）

499
00:33:58,848 --> 00:33:59,688
‎处女膜

500
00:34:08,288 --> 00:34:09,288
‎下课后找我

501
00:34:13,448 --> 00:34:16,928
‎好了 请把手机收起来

502
00:34:17,768 --> 00:34:18,808
‎同学们！

503
00:34:19,648 --> 00:34:20,488
‎怎么了？

504
00:34:21,048 --> 00:34:22,048
‎没什么

505
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,088
‎（奥蒂斯·米尔本的妈妈
‎喜欢操蔬菜！）

506
00:34:25,168 --> 00:34:26,888
‎尽管刺激它

507
00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,848
‎用手指画圈

508
00:34:28,928 --> 00:34:31,128
‎随着他接近高潮

509
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,368
‎你可以加速

510
00:34:32,448 --> 00:34:36,888
‎你会感觉到他在你手中抽动
‎就像一座即将爆发的火山

511
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:38,608
‎你看

512
00:34:39,448 --> 00:34:40,288
‎我们来了哦

513
00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:42,648
‎我能感觉到 你看 它在抽动

514
00:34:42,728 --> 00:34:45,208
‎-好了 可以关掉了吗？
‎-抽动着…

515
00:34:47,408 --> 00:34:49,208
‎太棒了

516
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,448
‎这样他就高潮了

517
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:55,168
‎去看看他有没有事

518
00:34:58,368 --> 00:35:01,128
‎好了 谢谢各位 今天闹够了！

519
00:35:10,768 --> 00:35:11,608
‎要不要来一口？

520
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,648
‎那真是你妈妈吗？

521
00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:22,608
‎已经算好了

522
00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:25,008
‎她要是撸真的阴茎就更糟了

523
00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:29,168
‎天啊 是的
‎我只是觉得我现在要死了

524
00:35:29,848 --> 00:35:30,928
‎没什么好担心的

525
00:35:31,488 --> 00:35:34,248
‎作为莫戴尔贱民俱乐部的
‎长期会员 我告诉你

526
00:35:34,328 --> 00:35:35,168
‎你会活下去的

527
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:57,288
‎该死

528
00:35:58,128 --> 00:35:58,968
‎天啊

529
00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:02,568
‎出去！

530
00:36:02,648 --> 00:36:03,928
‎-好的 没事
‎-不 等等！

531
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,168
‎别走

532
00:36:06,128 --> 00:36:07,128
‎帮帮我

533
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,488
‎我知道是你发的那个视频

534
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,488
‎-所以呢？
‎-所以我不会帮你的

535
00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:14,328
‎拜托  新人 我感觉它会爆炸

536
00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:16,288
‎-不是爽到爆炸
‎-好吧 那不关我的事

537
00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,208
‎不 等等！

538
00:36:18,048 --> 00:36:18,888
‎拜托了 别走

539
00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:22,608
‎-我们要叫护士吗？
‎-不 别告诉任何人

540
00:36:23,688 --> 00:36:25,328
‎-如果他死了怎么办？
‎-死了？

541
00:36:25,408 --> 00:36:26,248
‎亚当

542
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,288
‎你吃了什么？

543
00:36:30,008 --> 00:36:31,808
‎-伟哥
‎-几片伟哥？

544
00:36:36,648 --> 00:36:39,328
‎咱们的谈话不出这个房间

545
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,528
‎你说什么都可以 我们不会评头品足

546
00:36:42,728 --> 00:36:43,608
‎三片伟哥

547
00:36:43,688 --> 00:36:45,688
‎-天啊
‎-你说过不会评论的

548
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,048
‎-抱歉
‎-三片伟哥很糟吗？

549
00:36:47,128 --> 00:36:49,088
‎她的反应看起来很糟糕

550
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:51,288
‎我觉得头晕目眩
‎感觉有挪威海螯虾的味道

551
00:36:51,368 --> 00:36:52,608
‎难怪 有那东西你可以

552
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,648
‎-打下一座城堡
‎-我说了别盯着它！

553
00:36:54,728 --> 00:36:56,008
‎抱歉 它好像第三条腿

554
00:36:58,448 --> 00:36:59,368
‎现在怎么办？

555
00:37:01,368 --> 00:37:02,648
‎我们等等

556
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,448
‎-现在看起来怎么样？
‎-还是很大 还是…

557
00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:12,768
‎怒发冲冠

558
00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:14,328
‎你从哪里搞到伟哥的？

559
00:37:14,848 --> 00:37:15,688
‎不关你的事

560
00:37:15,768 --> 00:37:17,608
‎请别告诉我是从你爸那儿拿的

561
00:37:20,768 --> 00:37:21,848
‎我没有

562
00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,368
‎你为什么要吃？

563
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,688
‎我不知道

564
00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:29,608
‎听说它能帮你赢得好口碑
‎也许你该试一下

565
00:37:29,688 --> 00:37:31,728
‎-免得老是做个扫兴鬼
‎-他鸡巴有问题

566
00:37:31,808 --> 00:37:34,328
‎-你怎么知道 威利？
‎-女孩子会八卦的 呆瓜

567
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,848
‎艾梅说你射不出来

568
00:37:42,088 --> 00:37:43,208
‎压力太大

569
00:37:44,928 --> 00:37:45,768
‎什么？

570
00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,328
‎大家都知道我鸡巴很大

571
00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:49,288
‎-所以你还要让它更大吗？
‎-不

572
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,608
‎我只想硬起来

573
00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:54,168
‎-你怎么知道你不能？
‎-我不知道

574
00:37:55,688 --> 00:37:57,408
‎做爱的时候 我老是胡思乱想

575
00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,728
‎要是我表现不好怎么办？
‎也许我做错了

576
00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:01,128
‎也许她知道我做错了

577
00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:04,808
‎要是我正在射的时候
‎我爸爸走进来怎么办？

578
00:38:04,888 --> 00:38:05,728
‎我停不下来

579
00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:07,648
‎他会看到我那射精的表情  如果…

580
00:38:07,728 --> 00:38:09,808
‎好了好了 我们懂了

581
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:14,608
‎依我看

582
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:20,328
‎听起来你得了表现焦虑症

583
00:38:20,928 --> 00:38:24,848
‎也许这个关于
‎你鸡巴尺寸的传说没什么帮助

584
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,008
‎你提到你父亲 这很有意思

585
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,488
‎当校长的儿子对你有什么影响？

586
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,168
‎糟透了 还用说

587
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:32,688
‎继续说

588
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,608
‎每个人都在看着我
‎每个人都似乎在说…

589
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,088
‎“亚当·格罗夫来了 校长的儿子

590
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:40,008
‎他的鸡巴和大象一样大”
‎我也有感情的

591
00:38:44,368 --> 00:38:45,288
‎我猜…

592
00:38:48,688 --> 00:38:50,488
‎我只是想当个普通小孩

593
00:38:52,968 --> 00:38:54,728
‎鸡巴也只要普通大小

594
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,408
‎和一个普通爸爸

595
00:39:01,848 --> 00:39:02,808
‎我想

596
00:39:03,888 --> 00:39:06,808
‎你需要让自己掌控生活

597
00:39:06,888 --> 00:39:08,568
‎而不是让生活掌控你

598
00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:10,928
‎没错 你的下体是很大

599
00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:12,008
‎没错

600
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,128
‎因为你父亲的职位
‎你在学校里很受关注

601
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,728
‎但这些都没法被改变

602
00:39:17,248 --> 00:39:18,408
‎但你的人生态度可以变

603
00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:20,728
‎你懂了吗？

604
00:39:20,808 --> 00:39:21,928
‎不太懂

605
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,168
‎学校里其他人

606
00:39:25,248 --> 00:39:26,928
‎怎么想并没关系

607
00:39:27,008 --> 00:39:28,168
‎你就是你自己

608
00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,048
‎不要让任何人改变你

609
00:39:30,688 --> 00:39:32,808
‎所以每个人都错了 我基本上…

610
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:34,848
‎很优秀

611
00:39:36,968 --> 00:39:39,848
‎你应该为你的阴茎和遗传感到自豪

612
00:39:39,928 --> 00:39:41,888
‎因为两者都不会离开你

613
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:43,888
‎你应该好好发挥自己的长处

614
00:39:53,368 --> 00:39:54,928
‎它软下去了 新人

615
00:39:56,488 --> 00:39:57,328
‎谢天谢地

616
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,528
‎你们会保密的 对吧？

617
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:06,248
‎你说过话不出房间的

618
00:40:06,328 --> 00:40:07,408
‎我们不会告诉任何人

619
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:10,328
‎如果你放过我朋友埃里克的话

620
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:13,168
‎-别欺负他
‎-长号手？

621
00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:14,768
‎这是你的选择

622
00:40:15,968 --> 00:40:16,808
‎好

623
00:40:17,888 --> 00:40:19,608
‎我想你欠奥蒂斯一个道歉

624
00:40:23,368 --> 00:40:26,048
‎对不起 我乱发那些视频 但你妈妈

625
00:40:27,688 --> 00:40:28,568
‎一直在我脑海中

626
00:40:28,648 --> 00:40:29,488
‎新人

627
00:40:30,048 --> 00:40:31,328
‎她就像…

628
00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:33,728
‎一个性感女巫

629
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,128
‎太阳从西边出来了

630
00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:47,888
‎再见 奥蒂斯

631
00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:04,168
‎你说格罗夫校长的下体
‎会不会也很雄伟？

632
00:41:05,328 --> 00:41:06,808
‎酸奶是素食 对吧？

633
00:41:18,408 --> 00:41:20,328
‎各位 我能说句话吗？

634
00:41:23,088 --> 00:41:24,208
‎我有话想说

635
00:41:24,728 --> 00:41:27,688
‎我叫亚当·格罗夫 校长是我爸爸

636
00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:30,648
‎这点很奇怪 因为我成绩很垃圾

637
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:33,888
‎这是…

638
00:41:36,128 --> 00:41:37,328
‎我的鸡巴

639
00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:45,168
‎不

640
00:41:45,248 --> 00:41:46,768
‎没错 它很大

641
00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:50,728
‎我在谷歌搜索过 它其实

642
00:41:51,408 --> 00:41:52,528
‎比一般人的也就大一点

643
00:41:52,608 --> 00:41:54,488
‎以全球成人统计数据

644
00:41:54,568 --> 00:41:55,488
‎作为对比

645
00:41:56,488 --> 00:41:57,368
‎所以 没错

646
00:41:58,088 --> 00:41:58,968
‎这就是我

647
00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:01,928
‎和我的鸡巴

648
00:42:13,888 --> 00:42:15,408
‎你得和他分手

649
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,488
‎是的 一定要分

650
00:42:26,288 --> 00:42:27,768
‎我要告诉你点事情

651
00:42:31,728 --> 00:42:35,168
‎我要掌控自己的生活

652
00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,288
‎我做到了

653
00:42:56,288 --> 00:42:58,608
‎欢迎回来 老朋友 我真想你

654
00:43:01,528 --> 00:43:03,048
‎你刚才想说什么?

655
00:43:05,128 --> 00:43:06,288
‎我们得分手

656
00:43:08,608 --> 00:43:10,968
‎-我们刚做过爱
‎-没错

657
00:43:11,408 --> 00:43:12,968
‎那是告别炮

658
00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:15,048
‎留作回忆

659
00:43:16,168 --> 00:43:17,808
‎我不明白

660
00:43:18,688 --> 00:43:20,168
‎我以为是我的原因

661
00:43:21,168 --> 00:43:22,968
‎但看来绝对是你的原因

662
00:43:23,048 --> 00:43:25,368
‎-什么？
‎-所有的一切

663
00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:29,408
‎我们的一切都是错误

664
00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:31,808
‎对不起

665
00:43:32,768 --> 00:43:33,848
‎但我们结束了

666
00:43:42,448 --> 00:43:45,328
‎亚当·格罗夫请到校长办公室

667
00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,288
‎亚当·格罗夫请到校长办公室

668
00:43:53,928 --> 00:43:55,408
‎（校长室）

669
00:43:55,488 --> 00:43:56,888
‎感谢你们过来

670
00:44:04,368 --> 00:44:06,448
‎你知道你干了什么好事吗？

671
00:44:08,288 --> 00:44:11,808
‎好几对父母威胁我
‎要让他们的孩子转学

672
00:44:11,888 --> 00:44:15,328
‎如果不是我干预
‎他们打算起诉你公开猥亵

673
00:44:17,648 --> 00:44:19,248
‎一个学期的课后留校

674
00:44:19,328 --> 00:44:21,088
‎-什么？ 爸…
‎-你听到了我的话

675
00:44:22,048 --> 00:44:22,928
‎滚出去

676
00:44:24,648 --> 00:44:25,968
‎我看都不想看你

677
00:44:34,568 --> 00:44:36,008
‎我和亚当分手了

678
00:44:36,088 --> 00:44:38,208
‎-还是射不出来？
‎-不 他射了

679
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:39,448
‎那可是告别炮

680
00:44:40,088 --> 00:44:43,128
‎问题是 就算不跟暴露狂约会
‎在学校已经够难混了

681
00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,968
‎我想我要找个
‎更容易被大家接受的人…

682
00:44:46,048 --> 00:44:47,128
‎再说一遍 他射了吗？

683
00:44:47,928 --> 00:44:50,048
‎是啊 就像他的大脑突然开窍了

684
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:51,728
‎啪的一下

685
00:46:10,488 --> 00:46:11,528
‎快一点！

686
00:46:13,008 --> 00:46:15,448
‎快一点！不要停！

687
00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:18,208
‎好爽 就是这样！

688
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,528
‎别停！

689
00:46:57,168 --> 00:46:58,208
‎很抱歉

690
00:46:58,288 --> 00:46:59,968
‎这不是厕所

691
00:47:00,048 --> 00:47:01,528
‎不 这不是厕所

692
00:47:01,608 --> 00:47:03,048
‎顺便说一声 我叫哈里

693
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,288
‎-妈妈
‎-什么事 亲爱的？

694
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,208
‎我无法自慰

695
00:47:21,128 --> 00:47:22,448
‎宝贝 我很高兴你…

696
00:47:22,528 --> 00:47:24,928
‎我无法自慰 我不想谈这个

697
00:47:25,328 --> 00:47:26,648
‎我自己处理

698
00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:29,728
‎谢谢你告诉我

699
00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:38,328
‎是啊 我想我也该走了

700
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:41,088
‎是的 最好这样

701
00:47:52,488 --> 00:47:55,968
‎高中只剩376天了

702
00:47:56,848 --> 00:48:00,248
‎我以为这应该是
‎我们生命中最美好的两年

703
00:48:00,328 --> 00:48:02,048
‎至少你说服亚当不欺负我了

704
00:48:02,128 --> 00:48:03,808
‎非常感谢你 伙计

705
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,408
‎-我们说好的
‎-是的 你的建议很糟糕

706
00:48:06,488 --> 00:48:08,008
‎我女朋友和我分手了

707
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:10,408
‎人人都有我那可爱大鸡巴的照片

708
00:48:11,008 --> 00:48:11,888
‎交易取消

709
00:48:13,408 --> 00:48:14,408
‎咱们回头见

710
00:48:15,128 --> 00:48:16,008
‎长号手

711
00:48:21,928 --> 00:48:22,768
‎看到了吗？

712
00:48:22,968 --> 00:48:24,008
‎所以要随时戴着头盔

713
00:48:27,008 --> 00:48:29,208
‎梅芙·威利直直地走过来了

714
00:48:29,808 --> 00:48:32,088
‎她好像是过来找我们

715
00:48:32,168 --> 00:48:33,088
‎应该有事

716
00:48:34,528 --> 00:48:36,048
‎奥蒂斯

717
00:48:36,128 --> 00:48:38,008
‎-好的 她来了
‎-你的头盔不错

718
00:48:39,368 --> 00:48:40,608
‎安全第一嘛

719
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,248
‎我们能谈谈吗？

720
00:48:44,968 --> 00:48:47,208
‎你想要我…你想要我走吗？

721
00:48:47,288 --> 00:48:48,208
‎是的

722
00:48:48,288 --> 00:48:49,128
‎好的

723
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,208
‎我只是…

724
00:48:52,168 --> 00:48:53,848
‎那我走了 好吗？

725
00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:03,848
‎你想要

726
00:49:03,928 --> 00:49:05,128
‎谈些什么？

727
00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:07,928
‎看见那两个人了吗？

728
00:49:08,168 --> 00:49:11,248
‎右边那个人从没玩过女同

729
00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:13,288
‎她对新女朋友的阴道很害怕

730
00:49:14,448 --> 00:49:15,288
‎看见她了吗？

731
00:49:15,368 --> 00:49:18,808
‎她认为自慰可能会让阴蒂掉下来

732
00:49:18,888 --> 00:49:19,808
‎她讨厌自己

733
00:49:19,888 --> 00:49:21,608
‎但她又忍不住手淫

734
00:49:22,288 --> 00:49:23,128
‎看见他们了吗？

735
00:49:24,168 --> 00:49:26,768
‎他绝对会让每个人得阴虱

736
00:49:26,848 --> 00:49:28,088
‎你什么意思？

737
00:49:29,368 --> 00:49:31,728
‎学生们需要你帮助 奥蒂斯

738
00:49:32,488 --> 00:49:33,408
‎我们需要他们的钱

739
00:49:33,968 --> 00:49:36,768
‎我还没有想好细节
‎但我对数字很擅长

740
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,328
‎我去谈业务 你做治疗

741
00:49:39,608 --> 00:49:41,648
‎每次治疗的收入咱们分

742
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:43,568
‎-治疗？
‎-没错 性功能治疗

743
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:46,288
‎你有天赋 不应该浪费

744
00:49:46,808 --> 00:49:47,888
‎瞧你是如何帮助亚当的

745
00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:49,328
‎可我没有

746
00:49:49,608 --> 00:49:51,128
‎他现在恨死我了

747
00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:52,328
‎他射了 奥蒂斯

748
00:49:53,248 --> 00:49:55,168
‎你说了几句他就射了

749
00:49:56,808 --> 00:49:58,168
‎可以这么说吧

750
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:02,568
‎听着 我不会等你一天
‎你要不要合作？

751
00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:04,648
‎好吧 算了

752
00:50:04,728 --> 00:50:05,848
‎就当我没说过

753
00:50:11,688 --> 00:50:12,528
‎好吧 梅芙！

754
00:50:12,608 --> 00:50:13,448
‎等等！

755
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,048
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