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‎喜歡我的胸部嗎？

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‎有在聽嗎？

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‎胸部

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‎當然，我喜歡妳的胸部

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‎你想射在上面嗎？

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‎好啊，我把這玩意拿下來

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‎還是不要吧，我上次起了疹子
‎從後面來吧

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‎好

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‎我要高潮了，你呢？

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‎你是不是假裝高潮？

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‎別傻了

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‎-幹嘛盯著我看？
‎-讓我看保險套

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‎不要

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‎亞當，精液在哪？

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（超保濕）

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‎你好啊

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‎這不是廁所啊

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‎抱歉打擾了，我是…

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‎來跟我媽睡覺的？

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‎沒錯

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‎太尷尬了，我是丹

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‎-你是…
‎-歐帝斯

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‎別擔心，我是左撇子

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‎左邊第一間

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‎-早安，親愛的
‎-早安

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‎-有咖啡嗎？
‎-我煮了

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‎要吐司嗎？

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‎也許吧

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‎我的病人就快來了

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‎歐帝斯，這位是…

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‎-我們見過了
‎-我們見過了

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‎-要咖啡嗎？
‎-好，謝謝

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‎丹，你幾歲了？

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‎我幾歲？我32歲

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‎你有沒有早發性中年危機？

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‎-歐帝斯
‎-媽，他騎機車耶

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‎如果你想的話，我可以載你去兜風

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎你有戀母情結嗎？

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‎我想不想跟我媽上床？

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‎-不太想，我沒這種興趣
‎-別理他，他在鬧你

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‎歐帝斯，年輕男性受年長女性吸引

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‎很正常的一件事

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‎當你汙辱他的選擇時

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‎正符合了某種中年男性

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‎不健康的心理狀態

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‎千萬別和心理諮商師約會

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‎性愛與感情治療師，謝謝

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‎找我的

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‎我也該走了

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‎-謝謝
‎-好的

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‎謝了，媽
‎珍，我說的絕對是珍

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‎-下次見了，老兄
‎-好

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‎不可能

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‎你媽新男友簡直就是性感尤物

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‎是啊

58
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‎我媽不交男友的

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‎他們是喜歡穿動物裝做的那對嗎？

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‎不是，他希望她能戴假陽具
‎但她沒興趣

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‎經典的愛情權力關係

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‎真希望我媽是性愛大師

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‎相信我，你不會想要的

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‎安德莉

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‎妳跟妳的陰莖相處如何？

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‎-我不討厭
‎-非常好

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‎好，我們繼續吧

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‎所以…你做了嗎？

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‎別告訴我你又嗆到了

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‎-你連試都沒試
‎-我放棄了

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‎太複雜了，我不想談

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‎到底是什麼問題？
‎你連勃起都沒辦法嗎？

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‎當然可以
‎我又不是該死的…你懂的

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‎我…我就等它消下去

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‎我不喜歡那感覺
‎可以不要談這個了嗎？

76
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‎沒有要冒犯你的意思
‎但真的太詭異了

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‎超級詭異

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‎我的天啊，天菜團有車了

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‎好像他們還不夠遙不可及
‎現在他們又有車了

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‎你看得出來嗎？
‎安瓦爾有在健身，他衣服超貼身

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‎就算他是同年級唯一的同性戀

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‎也不代表你就要喜歡他

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‎錯，他是我們唯一知道的
‎另一個同性戀

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‎處處有機會

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‎你這變態在看什麼？

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‎你有聽到嗎？

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‎他開口跟我講話了！

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‎-他用西班牙文罵你變態
‎-今年一定會很棒的！

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‎我感覺到了！

90
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‎-那是湯姆貝克嗎？
‎-是啊

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‎戰鎚社團的社長，終於轉大人了

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‎就跟你說吧

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‎這個夏天每個人都做愛了

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‎-所有人…除了你
‎-還有你

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‎不好意思，我可是幫度假中心
‎遇到的那位男子打了兩次半手槍

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‎為什麼有半次？

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‎被打斷了

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‎白痴的卡拉OK意外驚喜

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‎還不能算晉級了

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‎至少我敢摸自己的老二

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‎我真的很擔心你

102
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‎你看看四周

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‎大家不是想著要做愛

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‎即將要做愛

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‎就是正在做愛

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‎你卻連手淫都做不到

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‎-我不急
‎-這我可不確定

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‎一切都在以迅雷不及掩耳的速度改變

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‎就連那個梅芙威利

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‎她的胸部都變大了
‎我本來還以為沒救了

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‎看起來一樣啊

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‎聽說她咬了賽門佛瑟索的睪丸

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‎她還真賣力

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‎-就像廉價的酪梨
‎-我不覺得那是真的

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‎她在10分鐘內幫12個男的口交

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‎肯定不是真的

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‎-真是蕩婦
‎-快看那油膩的頭髮

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‎也許她買不起洗髮精

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‎或除臭劑

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‎就說吧

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‎她真夠淫蕩

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‎這是全新的領域，小處男

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‎在社交食物鏈中晉升的好機會

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‎我們要大變身

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‎從低等的毛毛蟲晉級到超炫的殺人鯨

126
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‎一定要嗎？

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‎擁抱人生最棒的兩年吧

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‎（摩爾戴高中）

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‎抱歉

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‎謝謝，艾瑞克
‎謝謝你帶來的校歌

131
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‎表現

132
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‎差強人意

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‎這裡有幾件事要宣布

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‎體育館後方的廁所堆滿了石綿

135
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‎請不要靠近

136
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‎禁止在走廊上

137
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‎奔跑…

138
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‎-就叫你別去了
‎-我想讓搖擺樂團注意到我

139
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‎我向他母親確認過

140
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‎他的傷已經痊癒

141
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‎（你爛透了
‎搖擺樂團上）

142
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‎但心裡的傷痕不會抹滅

143
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‎我們都該從中汲取教訓

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‎接下來

145
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‎很榮幸向大家介紹

146
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‎新一任學生會長

147
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‎傑克森馬切堤

148
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‎我們就是老大

149
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‎你好啊，亞當

150
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‎-暑假過得好嗎？
‎-閉嘴，長號男

151
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‎通通交出來

152
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‎-包包裡是什麼？
‎-我的午餐

153
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‎你心知肚明，因為都是你在吃

154
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‎-我想你漏了什麼
‎-只是鉛筆盒

155
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‎我才不管你的鉛筆盒

156
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‎-巧克力棒
‎-別這樣

157
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‎別拿走巧克力棒

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‎交出來

159
00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:19,045
‎不然我打爛你的臉

160
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‎好吧

161
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‎明天見了

162
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‎屎蛋

163
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‎-你是白痴嗎？
‎-當然不是

164
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‎那是個修辭性的疑問句

165
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‎-別碰我的東西
‎-我是在幫妳

166
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‎-不需要
‎-兩位！

167
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‎嚴禁在走廊奔跑

168
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‎是我的錯

169
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‎閃開，弱雞

170
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‎奶很挺嘛，威利

171
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:28,925
‎你要記我警告嗎？

172
00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,685
‎這次就放過妳

173
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:32,725
‎我不會忘記你的大恩大德

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‎其實

175
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‎我改變心意了

176
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‎學生會長不會得意太久的
‎我要是你就會小心

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‎是喔

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‎我說啊…奶很挺嘛，威利

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‎再說一次

180
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‎奶…

181
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‎你真的活該

182
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‎（放學後見）

183
00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,285
‎（《皆大歡喜》）

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‎安靜，同學們

185
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‎安靜，謝謝

186
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‎我們今天要進入

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‎不朽詩人的浪漫世界

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‎也就是莎士比亞
‎今年的第一份報告是…

189
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‎《皆大歡喜》

190
00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:27,245
‎故事背景是虛構的亞登森林

191
00:13:28,205 --> 00:13:30,445
‎謝謝你來上課，亞當

192
00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:32,725
‎分組報告的題目

193
00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,445
‎是莎士比亞中的戀愛

194
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‎以及偽裝，現在坐你旁邊的

195
00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:39,405
‎就是你的組員

196
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,365
‎看看你們手上的講義

197
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,405
‎請針對當中的主題

198
00:13:43,485 --> 00:13:45,045
‎兩人一組進行討論

199
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‎請認真傾聽，好嗎？
‎傾聽是最重要的

200
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‎還有回家作業

201
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‎仔細觀察羅瑟琳

202
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‎如何測試奧蘭多對她的愛

203
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‎-在第四幕…
‎-你是哪位？

204
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‎我…我是歐帝斯

205
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:04,005
‎-我們要一起做作業了
‎-你新來的？

206
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:06,525
‎不是，我一年級就在這了

207
00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:08,685
‎我們一起上過化學

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00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,765
‎上學期

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00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:11,885
‎你把我的桌子燒了

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00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:15,205
‎總之…

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00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:21,645
‎也許等下我們可以一起討論
‎圖書館還開著…

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00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:24,805
‎我放學不留下來的，新來的

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00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,365
‎你住在哪？

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‎埃西福街43號

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‎我6點到

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‎如果有任何問題，請隨時發問

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‎我要你們一起腦力激盪

218
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:44,085
‎快速腦力激盪一下

219
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‎-還有…
‎-無聊

220
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‎什麼？不好意思，很無聊嗎？

221
00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:49,485
‎好吧…

222
00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:58,605
‎你告訴亞當你住哪裡？

223
00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,085
‎他問我的

224
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:03,525
‎你家有一堆你媽詭異的性愛玩意

225
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:06,045
‎我是沒差，但那個人

226
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,885
‎就算只是讓他看到《慾經》

227
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,045
‎他也會毀了你的人生

228
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,125
‎-她不在家
‎-那最好

229
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:14,485
‎他還是叫我長號男

230
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‎已經4年了

231
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‎4年

232
00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:21,565
‎畢竟你在台上勃起了，還在全校面前

233
00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:22,765
‎只有微微翹起來！

234
00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,925
‎我的綽號完全不合理

235
00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,125
‎我吹的是法國號

236
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,525
‎真是沒文化

237
00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:35,085
‎他在我家最多就待一小時，沒事的

238
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:38,845
‎他腦子小會不會是因為老二太大？

239
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,805
‎-那只是謠言
‎-並不是

240
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‎我朋友的朋友看過一次

241
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:46,085
‎說他的老二是兩個可樂罐
‎疊起來的

242
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,725
‎長度跟粗細都是

243
00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:51,205
‎-你除了我沒有別的朋友
‎-不再會是這樣了

244
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,005
‎亞當會在你家殺了你

245
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:04,165
‎妳覺得這裡真的有石綿嗎？

246
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:07,365
‎我不知道，應該還有比那更糟的吧

247
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:10,965
‎有啊，我姑姑被黃蜂吃了

248
00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,205
‎什麼？她被螫死了？

249
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:14,765
‎不是

250
00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:16,165
‎她被吃了

251
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,925
‎皇后，我贏了

252
00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:24,405
‎並沒有，要丟掉皇后才算贏

253
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,685
‎-妳輸了，抱歉
‎-我還是搞不懂這遊戲

254
00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:28,645
‎拿來

255
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‎謝謝

256
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,845
‎-妳跟大人物怎麼樣了？
‎-他沒辦法高潮

257
00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:47,085
‎前幾天，我們在瘋狂做愛

258
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:50,005
‎我整個快不行了，然後我就…

259
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:51,925
‎-高潮了
‎-沒錯

260
00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:54,125
‎但是他…

261
00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,365
‎-就早洩了
‎-那倒好

262
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:57,845
‎他假裝高潮

263
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,205
‎妳確定？

264
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:03,045
‎我不知道自己哪裡做錯了

265
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:07,765
‎-也許他太緊張了
‎-露比和奧莉薇亞都說我應該甩了他

266
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:10,325
‎她們說這有損我的身分地位

267
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:14,165
‎但我們獨處的時候他真的很貼心

268
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,085
‎不懂妳為什麼要聽那些豬頭的話

269
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:18,685
‎如果喜歡他，就喜歡啊

270
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:20,965
‎糟了

271
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:22,365
‎他們在找我

272
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:25,685
‎-謝謝妳陪我玩牌
‎-不客氣

273
00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:26,725
‎還有陪我聊天

274
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:31,485
‎-還有…
‎-別擔心，我沒看到妳

275
00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:32,845
‎再會了

276
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:33,885
‎回頭見

277
00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:39,885
‎大家好

278
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:43,005
‎-妳去哪了？
‎-沒去哪

279
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,565
‎生物課拖到了

280
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:47,005
‎我們還以為
‎妳在跟妳的大老二男友快活

281
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:49,445
‎妳知道他犯過法吧？

282
00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:55,005
‎好噁，那是火腿嗎？
‎我們現在是素食主義者，妳忘了？

283
00:17:55,085 --> 00:17:57,685
‎-對耶，我忘了
‎-妳又抽大麻了？

284
00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,405
‎-我沒有
‎-很好

285
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,445
‎因為素食主義者不抽大麻

286
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:05,725
‎我的火腿

287
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:13,765
‎有帶錢來嗎？

288
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,245
‎有沒有搞錯？

289
00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:18,445
‎不要拉倒

290
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,405
‎敢說出去就打瘸你

291
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,685
‎最好能讓我拿到A

292
00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:42,245
‎（梅芙威利會咬爆你的老二）

293
00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:49,405
‎（《慾經》圖解）

294
00:19:10,805 --> 00:19:11,645
‎你準時來了

295
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,605
‎新來的，這要搞多久？

296
00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:16,005
‎我已經覺得無聊了

297
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:21,205
‎你有沒有巧克力牛奶？

298
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:23,845
‎只有健康飲品

299
00:19:34,045 --> 00:19:35,365
‎要不要嗨一下？

300
00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:38,845
‎不用了，謝謝

301
00:19:47,365 --> 00:19:49,005
‎-為什麼牆上有陰道？
‎-什麼？

302
00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,365
‎哪裡？那只是…

303
00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:52,765
‎只是朵蘭花

304
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,405
‎我媽很喜歡

305
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,125
‎各種動植物

306
00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:00,605
‎屋子裡不能抽，抱歉

307
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:05,845
‎我們才討論了半小時，所以…

308
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:08,605
‎對，你應該繼續

309
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:14,085
‎讓睪丸滾動一下…

310
00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:16,005
‎電視上出現陰囊

311
00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:19,085
‎抱歉…

312
00:20:19,165 --> 00:20:20,405
‎我忘記把

313
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,645
‎DVD拿出來，這是…

314
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:22,565
‎（《性愛解剖學》）

315
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:24,365
‎-我在看的A片
‎-也太老派了

316
00:20:25,885 --> 00:20:26,925
‎你應該上色情影片網站

317
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:28,565
‎上面有超多A片

318
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,605
‎還可以看到電腦動畫魔鬼跟馬打炮

319
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:34,245
‎我要尿尿

320
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:36,805
‎在樓上，右手邊

321
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,725
‎（珍米爾本博士，認證治療師）

322
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,405
‎（《枕邊私語》
‎雷米與珍米爾本）

323
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:26,045
‎（《外陰解說》
‎珍米爾本博士）

324
00:21:58,005 --> 00:21:59,285
‎（《男性多重高潮》）

325
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‎新來的！

326
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:10,445
‎亞當？

327
00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:12,885
‎快點過來

328
00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:14,845
‎亞當！

329
00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,005
‎靠！

330
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,685
‎-你有個性愛密室
‎-不是

331
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:22,645
‎這裡不是…

332
00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:26,005
‎我可以解釋，這是我媽的辦公室
‎她是治療師

333
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,765
‎-她是性治療師
‎-我不知道那是什麼

334
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:30,285
‎她幫助那些性方面有問題的人

335
00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:32,125
‎-她是妓女
‎-不是

336
00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:33,045
‎皮條客

337
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,325
‎不，是像心理諮商師那樣

338
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,205
‎但不是聊心理狀況，是聊

339
00:22:38,285 --> 00:22:40,045
‎大家的性生活

340
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:42,885
‎她幫助人家要如何享受性愛

341
00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,605
‎對，基本上是這樣

342
00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:47,965
‎聽著…

343
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:52,245
‎你可以不要告訴別人嗎？拜託

344
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:55,485
‎歐帝斯，親愛的
‎我回來了

345
00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:17,005
‎我的天，這也太強勁了

346
00:23:17,925 --> 00:23:21,205
‎這是超強效大麻

347
00:23:21,285 --> 00:23:22,925
‎我已經餓了

348
00:23:24,645 --> 00:23:26,445
‎點心時間

349
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,285
‎該死的

350
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:36,805
‎你媽很酷

351
00:23:36,885 --> 00:23:38,205
‎為什麼你不酷？

352
00:23:39,605 --> 00:23:41,405
‎而且她很辣，為什麼你沒說她很辣？

353
00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:43,925
‎因為她是我媽

354
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,805
‎-說真的，你是不是領養的？
‎-不是

355
00:23:47,085 --> 00:23:48,805
‎-那為什麼你這麼廢？
‎-亞當

356
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,805
‎怎麼了？

357
00:23:51,245 --> 00:23:52,765
‎你每天都抽嗎？

358
00:23:53,485 --> 00:23:55,805
‎是的，幾乎每天，女士…

359
00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:57,645
‎叫我珍就可以了

360
00:23:58,285 --> 00:24:01,085
‎我最近在做一些有趣的大麻實驗

361
00:24:01,165 --> 00:24:03,965
‎它們其實對健康有益

362
00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,405
‎是嗎？像是…

363
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,405
‎它如何把東西變有趣？

364
00:24:08,725 --> 00:24:10,445
‎比方說妳的臉

365
00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:12,245
‎如此正經

366
00:24:12,605 --> 00:24:14,405
‎就像地圖集

367
00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:22,765
‎不過呢

368
00:24:22,885 --> 00:24:26,685
‎有人認為它跟早發性陽痿有關連

369
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:28,965
‎還沒有確切的證據

370
00:24:30,325 --> 00:24:32,125
‎但你得注意你抽的量

371
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,045
‎媽

372
00:24:33,525 --> 00:24:37,205
‎我會提起是因為我有一些病人

373
00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:40,445
‎他們也是在你這年紀開始吸毒

374
00:24:40,525 --> 00:24:42,485
‎然後現在性能力出了問題

375
00:24:43,925 --> 00:24:46,445
‎-性能力？
‎-他們沒辦法射

376
00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:49,605
‎射精

377
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,365
‎高潮、精液

378
00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:54,085
‎男性體液

379
00:24:54,165 --> 00:24:55,805
‎媽，天啊！

380
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,165
‎我沒有那方面的問題

381
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,085
‎妳為什麼覺得我有那種問題？

382
00:24:59,605 --> 00:25:01,685
‎我沒說你有那方面的問題

383
00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:07,005
‎-但如果你想聊聊…
‎-我得走了

384
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:08,165
‎我要走了

385
00:25:10,165 --> 00:25:11,285
‎好吧，亞當！

386
00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:14,085
‎-很高興認識你！
‎-媽！

387
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,365
‎再來玩啊

388
00:25:16,925 --> 00:25:19,685
‎亞當，等等

389
00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:22,245
‎你跟你媽都是怪胎

390
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,365
‎希望我沒惹他生氣

391
00:25:33,485 --> 00:25:35,765
‎你朋友很敏感

392
00:25:36,045 --> 00:25:37,725
‎我嘴巴好渴

393
00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:40,125
‎媽，我說過多少次了

394
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,765
‎妳不能隨便治療不認識的人

395
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:46,565
‎你們這世代真是玻璃心
‎這些資訊很重要的

396
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,325
‎才沒有，爛透了

397
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:49,365
‎好啦

398
00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:51,565
‎冷靜，深呼吸

399
00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:52,525
‎我們來

400
00:25:54,245 --> 00:25:56,485
‎讓負能量快消失

401
00:26:10,725 --> 00:26:11,805
‎抱歉對妳大吼

402
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,285
‎我也很抱歉讓你朋友生氣了

403
00:26:20,565 --> 00:26:21,485
‎來吧

404
00:26:30,605 --> 00:26:31,565
‎親愛的

405
00:26:35,605 --> 00:26:38,245
‎我注意到你在假裝自慰

406
00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:41,045
‎你想不想跟我談談？

407
00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:46,605
‎我是從護手霜看出來的，還有雜誌

408
00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:47,965
‎有點多此一舉了

409
00:26:48,205 --> 00:26:52,525
‎總之，我只是要讓你知道
‎你什麼都可以告訴我的

410
00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:53,965
‎我不會做任何批評

411
00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,725
‎這裡很安全的

412
00:26:55,805 --> 00:26:57,805
‎這裡一點都不安全，媽

413
00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:00,805
‎妳必須停止分析我的行為

414
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,805
‎等你停止製造這些假動作
‎我就會停手

415
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,725
‎很明顯這些是要讓我觀察的

416
00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:10,005
‎好吧

417
00:27:11,045 --> 00:27:15,285
‎我要回房間
‎因為我很生氣，我需要一點空間

418
00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:16,205
‎好的

419
00:27:17,165 --> 00:27:19,245
‎等你準備好了再來談

420
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:26,045
‎太大聲了！

421
00:27:35,845 --> 00:27:38,565
‎（艾瑞克：你還活著嗎？）

422
00:27:48,245 --> 00:27:51,085
‎（燕麥蛋糕：還活著
‎但我明天死定了！）

423
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,685
‎艾瑞克，來幫忙你媽

424
00:27:55,765 --> 00:27:57,285
‎馬上下來！

425
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,325
‎妳有沒有…那個？

426
00:28:35,085 --> 00:28:37,365
‎當然，沒有會跟你說

427
00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:41,005
‎-要送妳回家嗎？
‎-不用

428
00:28:41,205 --> 00:28:42,045
‎妳住哪？

429
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,565
‎-我沒事的
‎-好嘛，讓我送妳回家

430
00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:46,085
‎我們只是炮友，傑克森

431
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,405
‎不需要知道彼此的郵遞區號

432
00:28:48,485 --> 00:28:49,605
‎學校見了

433
00:29:10,725 --> 00:29:11,765
‎亞當？

434
00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:22,445
‎超過門禁五分鐘了

435
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,445
‎抱歉，爸

436
00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:27,485
‎-我沒注意到時間
‎-別再發生了

437
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:30,925
‎你知道規矩的

438
00:29:39,525 --> 00:29:41,445
‎明天早上再來拿

439
00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,765
‎-嗨，親愛的
‎-靠

440
00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:53,565
‎妳怎麼進來的？

441
00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:54,525
‎妳該走了

442
00:29:58,885 --> 00:30:00,525
‎妳的手有點乾

443
00:30:12,405 --> 00:30:14,045
‎你現在甚至硬不起來了？

444
00:30:15,245 --> 00:30:16,645
‎-我有那麼差嗎？
‎-對

445
00:30:16,725 --> 00:30:20,045
‎不，我是說沒有，我一時糊塗

446
00:30:20,565 --> 00:30:21,885
‎真不知道我在雞婆什麼

447
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,405
‎從窗戶出去

448
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:31,965
‎校長再見

449
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,485
‎你有什麼問題？

450
00:30:36,045 --> 00:30:37,525
‎亞當，立刻給我下來

451
00:30:46,925 --> 00:30:49,725
‎你媽跟亞當討論射精？

452
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:51,765
‎她用男性體液這個詞

453
00:30:51,845 --> 00:30:53,165
‎這比我想得還要糟

454
00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:56,565
‎我是說…沒事啦

455
00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:58,725
‎他茫了，說不定忘得一乾二淨

456
00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:02,085
‎糟糕…

457
00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:08,565
‎走路看路，娘炮

458
00:31:08,645 --> 00:31:11,765
‎亞當
‎你知道恐同很落伍吧？

459
00:31:11,845 --> 00:31:12,765
‎過時了

460
00:31:19,885 --> 00:31:20,805
‎謝謝，安瓦爾

461
00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:21,885
‎我們不是朋友

462
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:22,885
‎了解

463
00:31:24,805 --> 00:31:27,005
‎看到沒？就說他忘了

464
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:59,565
‎（艾咪，15分鐘後見，給妳大驚喜）

465
00:32:09,005 --> 00:32:11,685
‎（艾咪：我有功課）

466
00:32:12,285 --> 00:32:15,485
‎（還有，滾遠點！）

467
00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:31,365
‎太好了，又是你

468
00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:33,365
‎我懂，妳是惡女

469
00:32:34,325 --> 00:32:35,765
‎好的…

470
00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:38,085
‎我們的生物課

471
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,565
‎遇到了緊急情況

472
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,845
‎要改成上性教育

473
00:32:42,925 --> 00:32:45,445
‎顯然最近爆發了一股陰蝨潮

474
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,365
‎葛洛夫校長認為要幫你們上點課

475
00:32:48,445 --> 00:32:49,645
‎我真是太幸運了

476
00:32:50,405 --> 00:32:53,365
‎開玩笑的，接下來會超級尷尬

477
00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:54,845
‎要分組進行

478
00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:56,845
‎有作業單

479
00:32:56,925 --> 00:32:58,245
‎兩份避孕用具

480
00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,085
‎還有一根塑膠陰莖

481
00:33:22,965 --> 00:33:24,165
‎我的天

482
00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:27,885
‎接下來是什麼？

483
00:33:29,765 --> 00:33:33,925
‎（性教育解剖模組4B）

484
00:33:34,685 --> 00:33:37,005
‎那不是處女膜

485
00:33:37,445 --> 00:33:39,325
‎我很清楚處女膜在哪
‎不過還是謝了

486
00:33:39,405 --> 00:33:40,245
‎這個嘛

487
00:33:40,325 --> 00:33:42,485
‎妳錯得離譜

488
00:33:43,445 --> 00:33:44,485
‎那在哪裡？

489
00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:49,885
‎這是傍尿道腺

490
00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:52,045
‎女生的前列腺

491
00:33:53,885 --> 00:33:54,845
‎那處女膜在哪裡？

492
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:58,365
‎（處女膜）

493
00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:59,645
‎處女膜在這

494
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:09,245
‎下課來找我

495
00:34:13,325 --> 00:34:15,765
‎不准看手機

496
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:16,885
‎不准看手機

497
00:34:18,085 --> 00:34:19,365
‎各位！

498
00:34:19,605 --> 00:34:20,445
‎怎麼了？

499
00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:22,005
‎沒什麼

500
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,045
‎（歐帝斯米爾本他媽搞上蔬菜了！）

501
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,845
‎盡量刺激它

502
00:34:26,925 --> 00:34:28,805
‎手指劃圓

503
00:34:28,885 --> 00:34:31,085
‎他快要高潮的時候

504
00:34:31,165 --> 00:34:32,325
‎就可以加速

505
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:36,845
‎會感覺到它在手中跳動
‎就像即將爆發的火山

506
00:34:37,365 --> 00:34:38,565
‎你們看

507
00:34:39,405 --> 00:34:40,245
‎好戲上場

508
00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,605
‎我可以感覺到摩擦

509
00:34:42,685 --> 00:34:45,165
‎-好了，請關掉
‎-摩擦…

510
00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:49,165
‎真是太棒了

511
00:34:50,165 --> 00:34:51,405
‎然後他就射了

512
00:34:54,205 --> 00:34:55,125
‎去看看他的狀況

513
00:34:58,325 --> 00:35:01,085
‎好的，謝謝各位，今天鬧夠了

514
00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:11,565
‎要來一口嗎？

515
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:20,605
‎她真的是你媽？

516
00:35:21,485 --> 00:35:22,565
‎那還不算最糟的

517
00:35:23,405 --> 00:35:24,965
‎至少不是真的老二

518
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:29,125
‎是啊，我覺得自己快要死了

519
00:35:29,805 --> 00:35:30,885
‎別擔心

520
00:35:31,445 --> 00:35:34,205
‎以我長期身為模範上流階級的經驗

521
00:35:34,285 --> 00:35:35,125
‎你會活下去的

522
00:35:36,085 --> 00:35:36,925
‎天啊！

523
00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:57,245
‎靠！

524
00:35:58,085 --> 00:35:58,925
‎我的天

525
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,525
‎滾出去！

526
00:36:02,605 --> 00:36:03,885
‎-好的
‎-等等！

527
00:36:04,285 --> 00:36:05,125
‎別走

528
00:36:06,085 --> 00:36:07,085
‎幫幫我

529
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,445
‎我知道是你散播影片的

530
00:36:09,725 --> 00:36:11,445
‎-所以呢？
‎-所以我不幫你

531
00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:14,285
‎拜託，它好像快爆炸了

532
00:36:14,365 --> 00:36:16,245
‎-而且不是好的爆炸
‎-不關我的事

533
00:36:16,325 --> 00:36:17,165
‎等等！

534
00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:18,845
‎拜託別走

535
00:36:19,925 --> 00:36:22,565
‎-要叫護士嗎？
‎-不行，不准告訴任何人

536
00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:25,285
‎-如果他死了怎麼辦？
‎-死？

537
00:36:25,365 --> 00:36:26,205
‎亞當

538
00:36:27,165 --> 00:36:28,245
‎你吃了什麼？

539
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:31,765
‎-威而鋼
‎-吃了多少？

540
00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:39,285
‎想像這裡有四面信任牆

541
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,485
‎你什麼都可以說，不會有人批評你

542
00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:43,565
‎三顆

543
00:36:43,645 --> 00:36:45,645
‎-我的天
‎-你說不會有任何批評的

544
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,005
‎-抱歉
‎-三顆很糟嗎？

545
00:36:47,085 --> 00:36:49,045
‎她的反應看來似乎很糟

546
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,245
‎我有點頭暈，而且嘴裡一股蝦味

547
00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:52,565
‎都可以用它來攻城了

548
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,605
‎不要盯著它看！

549
00:36:54,685 --> 00:36:55,965
‎抱歉，它就像第三條腿

550
00:36:58,405 --> 00:36:59,325
‎現在怎麼辦？

551
00:37:01,325 --> 00:37:02,605
‎只能等了

552
00:37:07,765 --> 00:37:10,405
‎-看起來如何？
‎-還是很大，還是很

553
00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:12,725
‎生氣

554
00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:15,645
‎-你威爾鋼哪來的？
‎-不關妳的事

555
00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:17,565
‎不會是拿你爸的吧

556
00:37:20,725 --> 00:37:21,805
‎不是

557
00:37:24,165 --> 00:37:25,325
‎你為什麼要吃藥？

558
00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:26,645
‎我不知道

559
00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:29,565
‎也許會很爽，也許你該試試看

560
00:37:29,645 --> 00:37:31,685
‎-不要整天掃興
‎-他老二有問題

561
00:37:31,765 --> 00:37:34,285
‎-妳怎麼會知道，威利？
‎-女生會八卦，白痴

562
00:37:34,365 --> 00:37:35,805
‎艾咪說你沒辦法射精

563
00:37:42,045 --> 00:37:43,165
‎壓力太大了

564
00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:45,725
‎什麼壓力？

565
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,285
‎大家都知道我老二很大

566
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,845
‎-你想要它更大？
‎-不是

567
00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:51,565
‎我只想要它硬起來

568
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,125
‎-你為什麼覺得會硬不起來？
‎-我不知道

569
00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:57,365
‎我打炮的時候就會一直想東想西的

570
00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:59,685
‎如果我做得不好呢？也許我沒弄對

571
00:37:59,765 --> 00:38:01,525
‎也許她知道我做錯了

572
00:38:01,605 --> 00:38:05,685
‎要是我爸在我射精的時候走進來
‎然後我又停不下來呢？

573
00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:07,605
‎然後他看到我高潮的臉，要是…

574
00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:09,765
‎好，可以了，我們懂了

575
00:38:13,685 --> 00:38:14,565
‎好吧

576
00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:20,245
‎看來你對自己的性能力感到焦慮

577
00:38:20,885 --> 00:38:24,805
‎也許你的大老二神話沒能幫到忙

578
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,965
‎有趣的是你提到了你父親

579
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,445
‎身為校長的兒子對你有何影響？

580
00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,125
‎當然是糟透了

581
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:32,645
‎繼續說

582
00:38:32,725 --> 00:38:34,565
‎大家都看著我的一舉一動

583
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,045
‎“亞當葛洛夫來了，校長的兒子

584
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:39,965
‎他有一根大象的老二”
‎我也是有感覺的

585
00:38:44,325 --> 00:38:45,245
‎我想…

586
00:38:48,645 --> 00:38:50,445
‎我希望自己是普通人

587
00:38:52,925 --> 00:38:54,685
‎有普通的老二

588
00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,365
‎還有普通的老爸

589
00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:02,765
‎我認為

590
00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:06,765
‎你必須面對現實

591
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,525
‎不要讓它控制你

592
00:39:08,605 --> 00:39:10,885
‎沒錯，你有很大的生殖器

593
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:11,965
‎沒錯

594
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:14,565
‎因為你父親的職務，你在學校很顯眼

595
00:39:14,645 --> 00:39:16,685
‎這些都不大可能改變

596
00:39:16,765 --> 00:39:18,365
‎但你可以改變自己的觀點

597
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,685
‎你聽得懂嗎？

598
00:39:20,765 --> 00:39:21,885
‎不太懂

599
00:39:24,165 --> 00:39:25,125
‎學校裡的人

600
00:39:25,205 --> 00:39:26,885
‎他們怎麼想並不重要

601
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,125
‎你就是你

602
00:39:28,205 --> 00:39:30,285
‎別讓任何人影響你

603
00:39:30,645 --> 00:39:32,765
‎所以大家都是錯的，然後我

604
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:34,805
‎很讚

605
00:39:36,925 --> 00:39:39,805
‎對你的老二和身分感到驕傲

606
00:39:39,885 --> 00:39:41,845
‎因為這些都不會改變

607
00:39:42,405 --> 00:39:43,845
‎善用自己擁有的一切

608
00:39:53,325 --> 00:39:54,885
‎開始消下去了，新來的

609
00:39:56,445 --> 00:39:57,285
‎謝天謝地

610
00:40:01,045 --> 00:40:03,485
‎你們不會告訴任何人吧？

611
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,205
‎你說了四面信任牆還什麼的

612
00:40:06,285 --> 00:40:07,365
‎我們不會告訴任何人

613
00:40:07,845 --> 00:40:10,285
‎只要你離我朋友艾瑞克遠一點

614
00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:13,125
‎-永遠不要接近他
‎-長號男？

615
00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:14,725
‎你決定

616
00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:16,765
‎好吧

617
00:40:17,845 --> 00:40:19,565
‎我覺得你欠歐帝斯一個道歉

618
00:40:23,325 --> 00:40:26,005
‎抱歉我散播了那個影片，但你媽…

619
00:40:27,285 --> 00:40:28,525
‎她真的說服我了

620
00:40:28,605 --> 00:40:29,445
‎新來的

621
00:40:30,005 --> 00:40:31,285
‎她就像某種

622
00:40:32,685 --> 00:40:33,685
‎性感的女巫

623
00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:43,085
‎那還挺稀奇的

624
00:40:46,365 --> 00:40:47,845
‎再見了，歐帝斯

625
00:41:01,765 --> 00:41:04,125
‎妳覺得葛洛夫校長也是大老二嗎？

626
00:41:05,285 --> 00:41:06,765
‎優格是素食吧？

627
00:41:18,365 --> 00:41:20,285
‎請大家注意

628
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:24,165
‎我有話要說

629
00:41:24,685 --> 00:41:27,645
‎我叫亞當葛洛夫
‎葛洛夫校長是我爸

630
00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:30,605
‎滿詭異的，因為我在學校表現爛透了

631
00:41:33,005 --> 00:41:33,845
‎這個

632
00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:37,285
‎這是我的老二

633
00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,125
‎不會吧

634
00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:46,725
‎沒錯，它很大

635
00:41:48,445 --> 00:41:50,685
‎我上網查過了，它其實…

636
00:41:51,365 --> 00:41:52,485
‎只比平均值大一點

637
00:41:52,565 --> 00:41:54,445
‎根據全球男性的

638
00:41:54,525 --> 00:41:55,445
‎統計數據

639
00:41:56,445 --> 00:41:57,325
‎所以…

640
00:41:58,045 --> 00:41:58,925
‎這就是我

641
00:42:00,925 --> 00:42:01,885
‎和我的老二

642
00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:15,365
‎妳一定要跟他分手

643
00:42:16,365 --> 00:42:17,445
‎沒錯

644
00:42:26,245 --> 00:42:27,725
‎我有事要跟你說

645
00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:35,125
‎我終於面對了現實

646
00:42:49,045 --> 00:42:50,245
‎我終於面對了

647
00:42:56,245 --> 00:42:58,565
‎歡迎回來，小老弟
‎想死你了

648
00:43:01,485 --> 00:43:03,005
‎妳要跟我說什麼？

649
00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:06,245
‎我們必須分手

650
00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:10,925
‎-我們才剛打完炮
‎-是啊

651
00:43:11,365 --> 00:43:12,925
‎我想跟你做最後一次

652
00:43:13,565 --> 00:43:15,005
‎最後的留念

653
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,765
‎我不懂

654
00:43:18,645 --> 00:43:20,125
‎我以為是我的問題

655
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,925
‎但肯定是你

656
00:43:23,005 --> 00:43:25,325
‎-什麼問題？
‎-一切

657
00:43:26,845 --> 00:43:29,365
‎我們的一切都是錯誤

658
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,765
‎抱歉

659
00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:33,805
‎我們之間到此為止

660
00:43:42,405 --> 00:43:45,285
‎亞當葛洛夫請立刻到校長室

661
00:43:47,965 --> 00:43:50,245
‎亞當葛洛夫請立刻到校長室

662
00:43:53,885 --> 00:43:55,365
‎（校長室）

663
00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:56,845
‎謝謝你們來這一趟

664
00:44:04,325 --> 00:44:06,405
‎你知道自己幹了什麼好事嗎？

665
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:11,765
‎好幾位家長都威脅要把小孩轉走

666
00:44:11,845 --> 00:44:15,605
‎要不是我去協調
‎他們本來要告你公然猥褻的

667
00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:19,205
‎你這學期都留校察看

668
00:44:19,285 --> 00:44:21,045
‎-什麼？爸…
‎-你聽到了

669
00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:22,885
‎出去

670
00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,445
‎我甚至不想看到你

671
00:44:34,525 --> 00:44:35,965
‎我跟亞當分手了

672
00:44:36,045 --> 00:44:38,165
‎-他還是不能高潮？
‎-他高潮了

673
00:44:38,325 --> 00:44:39,405
‎在分手炮的時候

674
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:43,685
‎校園生活已經夠難過了
‎不需要再多個暴露狂男友

675
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:45,925
‎我需要一個大家比較能接受的男友

676
00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:48,485
‎-等等，他高潮了？
‎-對

677
00:44:48,565 --> 00:44:50,685
‎他好像突然開竅了

678
00:44:50,845 --> 00:44:51,685
‎砰的一聲

679
00:46:10,445 --> 00:46:11,485
‎我要高潮了

680
00:46:12,005 --> 00:46:14,925
‎-我也是
‎-不要停

681
00:46:15,845 --> 00:46:17,445
‎太棒了

682
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:18,725
‎讚

683
00:46:21,485 --> 00:46:22,485
‎不要停！

684
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,165
‎真抱歉

685
00:46:58,245 --> 00:46:59,925
‎這不是廁所啊

686
00:47:00,005 --> 00:47:01,485
‎不，這裡不是廁所

687
00:47:01,565 --> 00:47:03,005
‎對了，我是哈利

688
00:47:14,925 --> 00:47:16,245
‎-媽
‎-怎麼了，親愛的？

689
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:18,165
‎我沒辦法自慰

690
00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:22,405
‎親愛的，我很高興你…

691
00:47:22,485 --> 00:47:24,885
‎我沒辦法自慰，我不想談這件事

692
00:47:25,285 --> 00:47:26,605
‎我會自己解決

693
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,685
‎謝謝你告訴我

694
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,285
‎我也該走了

695
00:47:39,165 --> 00:47:41,045
‎那樣最好

696
00:47:52,445 --> 00:47:55,925
‎高中生活只剩下376天了

697
00:47:56,805 --> 00:48:00,205
‎這會是我們這輩子最棒的2年

698
00:48:00,285 --> 00:48:02,005
‎至少你叫亞當別來煩我了

699
00:48:02,085 --> 00:48:03,765
‎謝謝你

700
00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:06,365
‎-我們講好的
‎-你的建議爛透了

701
00:48:06,445 --> 00:48:07,965
‎我女友把我甩了

702
00:48:08,045 --> 00:48:10,365
‎大家都有我大老二的照片

703
00:48:10,965 --> 00:48:11,845
‎約定取消

704
00:48:13,365 --> 00:48:14,365
‎回頭見

705
00:48:15,085 --> 00:48:15,965
‎長號男

706
00:48:21,845 --> 00:48:22,765
‎看吧？

707
00:48:22,925 --> 00:48:24,765
‎所以才要戴安全帽

708
00:48:26,965 --> 00:48:29,165
‎梅芙威利正在朝這裡前進

709
00:48:29,765 --> 00:48:32,045
‎她正朝我們走過來

710
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,045
‎感覺有事

711
00:48:34,485 --> 00:48:36,005
‎歐帝斯…

712
00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,965
‎-好吧，她來了
‎-安全帽不錯看

713
00:48:39,325 --> 00:48:40,565
‎安全第一

714
00:48:40,645 --> 00:48:42,205
‎可以跟你講點話嗎？

715
00:48:44,925 --> 00:48:47,165
‎妳要我…要我離開嗎？

716
00:48:47,245 --> 00:48:48,165
‎是啊

717
00:48:48,245 --> 00:48:49,085
‎好吧

718
00:48:50,285 --> 00:48:51,165
‎那我就…

719
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,805
‎閃人吧，再會

720
00:49:02,445 --> 00:49:03,805
‎妳想要

721
00:49:03,885 --> 00:49:05,085
‎跟我說什麼？

722
00:49:06,605 --> 00:49:07,885
‎你看到那兩個了嗎？

723
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:11,205
‎右邊那個女生第一次交女友

724
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:13,245
‎她對女友的陰道感到恐懼

725
00:49:14,405 --> 00:49:15,245
‎看到她了嗎？

726
00:49:15,325 --> 00:49:18,765
‎她相信自慰就能讓陰蒂掉下來

727
00:49:18,845 --> 00:49:19,765
‎她討厭自己

728
00:49:19,845 --> 00:49:21,565
‎但她又無法停止手淫

729
00:49:22,245 --> 00:49:23,085
‎看到他們了嗎？

730
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:26,725
‎他肯定在四處散播陰蝨

731
00:49:26,805 --> 00:49:28,045
‎妳想說什麼？

732
00:49:29,325 --> 00:49:31,685
‎學生們都需要你的幫助，歐帝斯

733
00:49:32,445 --> 00:49:33,365
‎而我們需要錢

734
00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:36,725
‎我還沒想好細節
‎但我對數字很在行

735
00:49:36,805 --> 00:49:39,285
‎我來管錢，然後你來治療

736
00:49:39,565 --> 00:49:41,605
‎我們收門診錢，然後平分

737
00:49:41,685 --> 00:49:43,525
‎-治療？
‎-對，性治療

738
00:49:44,045 --> 00:49:46,245
‎你有天分，浪費它就太不負責任了

739
00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:47,845
‎看看你怎麼幫亞當的

740
00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:49,285
‎但我失敗了

741
00:49:49,565 --> 00:49:51,085
‎他現在很恨我

742
00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:52,285
‎他高潮了，歐帝斯

743
00:49:53,205 --> 00:49:55,125
‎你的話讓他高潮了

744
00:49:56,765 --> 00:49:58,125
‎算是啦

745
00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,525
‎聽著，我時間不多
‎你到底要不要加入？

746
00:50:03,765 --> 00:50:04,605
‎好吧

747
00:50:04,685 --> 00:50:05,805
‎別麻煩了

748
00:50:11,645 --> 00:50:12,485
‎梅芙！

749
00:50:12,565 --> 00:50:13,405
‎等等！

750
00:50:16,845 --> 00:50:18,005
‎算我一份

751
00:50:26,045 --> 00:50:28,045
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