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過來

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我認得妳

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可以幫我一把嗎?

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- 好
- 抓住那邊

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- 這邊?
- 感覺到了嗎?

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- 有
- 繼續拉

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- 哎唷
- 行嗎?

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是條大魚

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天啊

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- 你好啊,寶貝
- 這好像不是淡水魚

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還是丟回水裡比較好吧

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- 別碰我的魚
- 要把牠放生才對

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我叫你別碰!

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上帝?

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你原本該不會以為我是老白男吧?

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我們得談談

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我有麻煩了嗎?

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你為什麼要背棄教會?

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我也不想啊

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但我沒辦法受洗

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太難受了

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人生本來就不容易

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免不了要犧牲

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但你的教會需要你

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我需要你

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我隨時都在犯原罪

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今天早上才自慰過

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祢也知道我褲子都連穿兩天,我...

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艾瑞克埃費安!你是我的寶貝子民

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勇敢大膽,又沒得冒泡

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應該沒那個詞吧

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你是在質疑上帝嗎?

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不是,我只是...

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祢或許是要說“美得冒泡”?

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實在太過獎了

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別說話,用心聽

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- 卡爾?
- 要吃麵包嗎?

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什麼跟什麼啊?

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《性愛自修室》

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(歐帝斯:我知道
妳還是不想跟我說話)

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(但今天有需要的話隨時找我)

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(媽媽的悼文)

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(《南徹斯特》筆記)

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- 靠
- 小喬,妳可以去應門嗎?

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歐帝斯?

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早安啊

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等一下,不好意思

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妳來我家做什麼?

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我路過就順道來拜訪你媽

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- 是喔
- 我剛好是空堂,所以囉

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你的護頸上有麵包屑

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- 你怎麼了?
- 不關妳的事

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歐帝斯,沒必要這樣

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我知道那場辯論會搞得有點緊繃

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但競爭就是這樣啊

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緊繃?

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妳在全校面前拿我造謠

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我沒造謠,你才在全校面前逼我出櫃

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米爾本醫生

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希望妳不介意我順道過來拜訪

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我只是想先討論一下
今晚節目的一些環節

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好啊

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- 妳要先進我辦公室嗎?
- 那我就不在這礙事了

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我馬上過去

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歐帝斯!

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寶貝兒子

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- 我不知道她要來
- 隨便啦,媽,我要出門了

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先別走

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我知道梅芙現在很脆弱

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我只是覺得你應該多聽從

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自己心裡的判斷

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媽,那天晚上我跟她都有參與

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好嗎?梅芙沒逼我做任何事

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好,為你擔心就是我的職責

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是喔?妳請我的死敵當副手時
就沒想過要為我擔心,對吧?

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祝妳開會順利

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你好

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請坐

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你在這裡可以安心

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(《男性養成》)

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(第1章-歐帝斯意外射精)

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小歐?

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露比

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你怎麼會在這?那是什麼?

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沒什麼,我脖子痛

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我想跟妳討論

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競選接下來的步驟

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歐帝斯,大家認定你搞男權主義

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還逼人出櫃

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我知道,但我不是啊

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而且妳那麼擅長做公關

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應該能讓大家看清真相

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抵銷小歐捏造的故事

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好吧,我今天再研究看看

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- 謝啦
- 你要去哪?

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這個嘛,今天是梅芙媽媽的喪禮

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這讓我剛好想到

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如果妳湊巧遇到梅芙

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她問起那晚我在妳家過夜的事

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我跟她說我們是在討論選戰

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然後不小心睡著了

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事實就是那樣啊

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我知道,不過那樣也不太好

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我不希望她誤會我跟妳不只是朋友

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難怪你會過來

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是要為你們的感情止血?

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不是

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是有一點啦,但不是主因

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我是想找妳討論選戰

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梅芙可以放八百個心

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因為我們並沒有超友誼

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連友誼都沒有

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露比

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跟妳的風格不太搭

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是啊,不過這是正統喪服

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也就是說媽會喜歡

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好

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天啊

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我的黑眼圈很嚴重嗎?

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不會

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發生什麼事?

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歐帝斯和我想做愛,結果悲劇收場

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我們現在在冷戰

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說來話長,我是想傳訊跟妳講,但...

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瞭解

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我知道我們現在也有點疙瘩,我懂

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艾咪,妳和以撒的事讓我心裡不舒服

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- 你們可以只當朋友嗎?
- 當然可以

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是我根本不該提起

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畢竟又沒發生什麼事

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以後也不會有什麼,我保證

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妳竟然要帶著做愛受的傷參加喪禮

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- 她一定會以妳為傲
- 別鬧了

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梅芙,華萊士學院來電

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他們怎麼說?

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他們問妳要不要回去把學程讀完

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跟他們說我在忙,會再聯絡他們

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今天要火化我媽

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- 喂?
- 是傑克森馬切提嗎?

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- 是
- 你的檢查報告出爐了

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醫生想跟你約今天下午四點

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好,到時候見

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再見

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(小薇:阿波和我到會場和你會合)

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(待會見)

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妳也知道,我的影片頻道
很熱衷於破解性愛迷思

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不知道妳有沒有想破解的性愛迷思?

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我想想

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我現在立刻能想到的是...

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有個由來已久的迷思
認為性行為頻繁的女性

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陰道會很鬆

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是

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我們重來一次,這次簡潔一點

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我問妳性愛迷思

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妳就直接說陰道鬆弛

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是西莉亞請妳幫忙改進我的主持嗎?

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沒有...她只是希望節目步調快一點

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是喔

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天啊

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真是太丟人了

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竟然要被17歲女生訓練

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對不起,我不是故意要得罪妳的

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不會,沒關係,不是妳的錯

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是說...

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線上直播

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跟兩人私下面對面差很多

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所以妳或許覺得有點赤裸裸?

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對

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老實說,我太快回歸職場了

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但總之這不重要

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不...這很重要

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如果妳想分享,我很樂意當聽眾

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其實那種感覺還是存在

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如果女性步下職場雲霄飛車

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就有可能再也無法上車

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而且我一開始還費了一番功夫才上車

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真的假的?我以為妳做這一行很久了

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當然

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我還沒離婚時,事業蒸蒸日上

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我先生離開後

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日子變得很難熬

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我鎮日哀傷

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要習慣當單親媽媽

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實在是很難

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媽?

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總而言之,我最後還是扛起來了

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我知道最重要的是要照顧歐帝斯

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於是決定開個門診就足夠了

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但我的野心一向都更遠大

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所以這份廣播工作出現時

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我不希望錯失良機

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這些事都很理所當然

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但聽起來也令人難以承擔

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妳怎麼有辦法讓我說出這些事?

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我覺得今晚一定會很順利

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妳只要相信自己就夠了

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兩位好,我是司儀薩曼莎

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最有心的女主持人

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我會負責引導告別式

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妳的眼睛怎麼了?

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- 她做愛...
- 意外

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伊蓮這張照片好美

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艾琳

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我媽叫艾琳

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對,不好意思

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好,來確認一下

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照片,有了

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有自備花圈嗎?

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有,我哥會處理

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有了

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殯葬儀式?

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那是我負責的

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有了

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有什麼音樂想在艾琳進場時播放嗎?

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有

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有了

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我好喜歡說“有了”

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有了

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真是個好詞

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攸由有又,又有由攸

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艾咪

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抱歉

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可以繼續確認了嗎?

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西裝好看喔

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謝謝

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多謝讓我提早下班

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不用客氣

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你在課堂上表現很好

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小朋友都很聽你的話

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要不要自己開班教課?

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00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,080
好,可以啊

232
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,680
可以讓我...你的領帶...

233
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,200
不好意思

234
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:23,000
我一直打不好,一緊張就手抖

235
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,360
你在緊張什麼?

236
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,200
今天可能會見到我的前任

237
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,200
她是你的初戀?

238
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,120
她...嗯

239
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,720
算是吧

240
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,960
已經有段時間了,但還是會難過

241
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,440
這種難過可能永遠都不會減輕

242
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,880
不過你很帥,所以囉

243
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,520
是她的損失

244
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,440
我爸到了,我要先走了

245
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,040
好,再見

246
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,760
- 亞當
- 什麼事?

247
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,720
可以讓你開

248
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,840
好

249
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,400
(艾琳安息;緬懷艾琳威利的人生)

250
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,600
我們進行儀式通常是禁止食物

251
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,720
看起來真好吃

252
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,320
- 可以吃嗎?
- 嗯

253
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,120
真好吃

254
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,680
- 真好吃
- 他媽的

255
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,760
西恩不接電話

256
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,800
我可以去買花

257
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,960
不用,我不是在乎有沒有花

258
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,520
其實這些根本都沒必要,沒人會來

259
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,440
早就跟妳說了

260
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,800
脖子還好嗎?

261
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,280
好像好一點了

262
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,560
那陰莖還好嗎?

263
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,080
我也不知道它是怎麼了

264
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,240
在露比家過夜讓我很內疚

265
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,960
但我偏偏又一直想個不停

266
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,760
你覺得你是想讓梅芙吃點小醋嗎?

267
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,040
不是嗎?連一丁點都沒有?

268
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,560
要不是你為了新朋友丟下我
我也不會在她家過夜

269
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,000
等一下,你是在怪我嗎?

270
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440
歐帝斯,是你自己說沒關係的耶

271
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,480
是梅芙,等一下

272
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,000
西恩應該12點要到,但他不接電話

273
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,320
我相信他一定很快就會到

274
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,000
我真的很需要他過來,歐帝斯

275
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,680
我們會找到他,別擔心

276
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,040
他住哪?

277
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,080
他兄弟家

278
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,360
莫滑頭

279
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,480
把地址傳給我

280
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,400
我這就傳

281
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,800
好,別擔心

282
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,720
好,再見

283
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,640
再見

284
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,920
我們要去哪?

285
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,080
去找一個叫莫滑頭的人

286
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,880
天啊,龜龜

287
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,880
她笑了,不是打嗝喔,是真的在笑

288
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,560
- 她之前有笑過嗎?
- 沒有

289
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,320
- 寶貝
- 快點笑一個給媽咪看

290
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,440
對不起,我真不該多嘴

291
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,800
- 沒關係
- 寶貝,快笑一個給媽咪看

292
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,760
- 她可能餓了
- 好

293
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,760
沒事,我只是...

294
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,360
我的頭很痛

295
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,640
醫生說我開始服用抗憂鬱藥
就可能會出現這種症狀

296
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,280
小喬,妳有止痛藥嗎?

297
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,640
沒有

298
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,400
對不起

299
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:30,400
我最近在思考育兒的事

300
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,480
我說不定可以開一間托兒所

301
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,080
像是那種有寶寶瑜珈的高級托兒所

302
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,320
妳打算在還債之前還之後開?

303
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,160
我其實正要找妳談這件事

304
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,320
妳可以先借我錢,我一定會還

305
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,480
這是天經地義

306
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960
這筆數目不小

307
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,440
可以改天再談嗎?

308
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,840
我保證會考慮

309
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,280
只是我得先去藥局一趟

310
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280
可以順便幫我買個月亮杯嗎?

311
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,960
還有什麼膳食纖維

312
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,800
我好幾天沒大便了

313
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,720
我乾脆跟妳一起去好了

314
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,160
好

315
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,680
你幹嘛這麼安靜?

316
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,120
我覺得你為酷兒之夜那麼不爽

317
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,000
卻每次都為梅芙拋下我,實在很雙標

318
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,040
艾瑞克

319
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,640
- 她媽媽...
- 這不是第一次了,對吧?

320
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,160
是沒錯

321
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,800
我們最近幾乎都沒相見,艾瑞克

322
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,160
你永遠都跟艾比那夥人混在一起

323
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,840
我們要找莫滑頭

324
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,320
- 他本名應該不叫這個
- 江湖綽號啦

325
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,800
莫滑頭啊,就是我

326
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,280
西恩住在這嗎?

327
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,640
沒有,西恩昨晚沒回來

328
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:12,520
你如果看到他
可以請他打給他妹梅芙嗎?有急事

329
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,080
對

330
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,520
- 可以嗎?
- 可以嗎?

331
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,280
好,謝啦,莫滑頭

332
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,480
等一下

333
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,600
{\an8}這是送來給西恩的

334
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,760
我不能放家裡,因為我會過敏

335
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,240
你們可以帶走

336
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,800
- 你們大概會比我先遇到他
- 沒問題

337
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,760
- 好啊
- 謝謝

338
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,440
我不太明白

339
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,320
- 你是不希望我交朋友還怎樣?
- 不是

340
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,080
我也說不上來,只是有時會覺得

341
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,280
你比較想跟風雲人物在一起

342
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,480
我被拋下了

343
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,840
我不是比較想跟別人在一起,燕麥餅

344
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,880
但我們有時候比較有共通點

345
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,920
你能說出一件我最近發生的事嗎?

346
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,240
你要回教會了?

347
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,920
不對,我沒有要回教會

348
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,920
反而還因此面臨存在危機

349
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,120
但你根本不會知道

350
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,520
因為你不在乎跟你無關的事

351
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,560
才不...這麼說也太不公平了

352
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,520
哪裡不公平?說啊

353
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,600
天啊

354
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,920
我停不下來,艾瑞克,救我

355
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,800
燕麥餅!救命啊!

356
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,320
燕麥餅!天啊,你還好吧?手給我

357
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,960
- 松葉跑進我眼睛了
- 手給我,來

358
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,880
- 天啊
- 有東西跑進我眼睛

359
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,240
- 還好嗎?讓我看看你的眼睛
- 我沒事

360
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,720
他媽的爛護頸

361
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,480
花都掉了

362
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,720
不會有事的

363
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,640
我們該怎麼辦?

364
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,320
- 不會有事的
- 艾瑞克,把花塞回洞裡

365
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,760
不對,燕麥餅

366
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,520
康乃馨在外,玫瑰在內

367
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,160
請遵守顏色規則

368
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,400
我們也有共通點吧?

369
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,120
當然有

370
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,880
我要說的是,我的生活有一部分

371
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,400
是你沒辦法體會的

372
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,920
哪部分?

373
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,160
例如我是基督教徒

374
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,560
或是我家並不像你家一樣有錢

375
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,600
我們也不談種族

376
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,600
我只是想表達我們的差別很大

377
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,600
而我們也都避而不談

378
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,200
- 為什麼要怪我?
- 我不是在怪你

379
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,720
我只是說出我的感受

380
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,480
好吧,再拖就要遲到了

381
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,480
我們趕快把這裡收拾好

382
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,920
太棒了

383
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800
康斯特勃

384
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,840
以風景畫聞名,主要是畫薩弗克鄉村

385
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,280
聽起來雖無聊,但在他筆下
這些風景都充滿戲劇張力

386
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,080
潰爛的河岸、瓦解的磚牆

387
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,800
黏糊糊的橋樑、活生生的樹木

388
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,960
他愛柳樹,深受斜柳吸引

389
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,440
(要約廁所見嗎?)

390
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,240
柳枝深深插入波動的水面

391
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,760
我們能感受到早晨的溼氣

392
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,120
他畫出了另一種形式的感受

393
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,040
什麼事?

394
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,480
我可以去上廁所嗎?

395
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,800
可以

396
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,120
抱歉,當然可以

397
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,320
說到哪了?對

398
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,360
康斯特勃是被埋沒的天才

399
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,600
這種栩栩如生...

400
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,120
可以撫摸你嗎?

401
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,200
抱歉,我在服用睪固酮
就以為月經不會來

402
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,280
沒關係,我不在意

403
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,040
你還好嗎?

404
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,760
還好

405
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,440
我只是...只要休息一下就好

406
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,000
快接電話啊,爛人

407
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,880
他媽的

408
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,080
要命

409
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,920
我們找不到他

410
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,520
花圈的中間有點斷掉,對不起

411
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,960
妳還行嗎?

412
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,440
可以,只是希望西恩他媽的快接電話

413
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,200
(西恩,你死去哪了?)

414
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200
差不多要開始了

415
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,600
在等什麼人嗎?

416
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,520
沒有,就這些人而已

417
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,960
那我們就趕快交差了事吧

418
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,920
- 好
- 其實...

419
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,640
等等...掉了一朵

420
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,760
他們怎麼會過來?

421
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,600
妳擔心妳媽會孤單
所以我就邀他們來

422
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,120
希望我這麼做沒錯

423
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,320
妳這麼做很貼心

424
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,080
謝啦,艾咪

425
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,720
很好,不知道誰要負責抬棺

426
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,760
對喔

427
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,040
進來吧

428
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,720
- 你們好
- 謝謝你們過來

429
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,560
這是我媽最愛的歌

430
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,480
我好愛這首歌

431
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,680
好,往我這邊

432
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,560
轉過去

433
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,080
好

434
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,720
可以起立的人請起立

435
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,680
在說你啦

436
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,040
抱歉,無線網路...

437
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,080
我們該退回去嗎?

438
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,560
- 要重來嗎?
- 不用,繼續走

439
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,760
- 要倒退一點嗎?
- 歐帝斯,繼續走

440
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:06,960
對不起

441
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,720
- 歐帝斯,過來
- 往前走

442
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,800
我的腳趾啊

443
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,000
走吧

444
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,400
拜託喔,傑克森

445
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,800
- 穩住
- 該死,對不起

446
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,320
好,慢慢來

447
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,160
- 我先擠過去
- 要繞過去嗎?好

448
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,560
輕一點,打直

449
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,040
小心手指,等一下

450
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,120
歡迎各位,抱歉音樂出了點小差錯

451
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:14,160
但我相信艾琳一定正在唱著她的愛歌

452
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,440
希望啦

453
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,400
我叫薩曼莎

454
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,880
是各位本日的司儀

455
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,320
我們齊聚在此是要讓艾琳歪理繼續...

456
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,400
是威利,艾琳威利

457
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,800
- 威利?
- 對

458
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,920
這邊好像是寫歪理

459
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,800
我很確定是威利

460
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,640
讓艾琳威利

461
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,600
可以繼續在我們的回憶裡長存

462
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,960
艾琳生於摩爾戴

463
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,720
留下兩個孩子

464
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,720
三個

465
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,480
三個孩子

466
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,160
梅芙、西恩和艾西

467
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,360
他們是她生命中的光芒

468
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,120
身為單親媽媽自然有其難處

469
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,520
但她正是那種臨危不亂

470
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,840
正面面對挑戰的女人

471
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,360
你來幹嘛?

472
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,480
對不起我遲到了

473
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,920
歡迎

474
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,000
- 這些人是誰?
- 我打你電話好幾小時了

475
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,280
她喜歡聽音樂、和朋友聊天

476
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,600
而且

477
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,520
大家應該都能感到慰藉

478
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,200
因為今晚的天空

479
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,280
會有一顆特別閃亮的新星

480
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,240
講得很棒

481
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,080
簡直出類拔萃

482
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,360
- 雖然完全是狗屁
- 閉嘴

483
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,240
但寫得非常優美

484
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,280
謝謝

485
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,480
別說了

486
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,520
我其實也想補充幾句

487
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,560
不要,西恩

488
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:06,360
可以的話,我想講幾句話,謝謝

489
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,160
- 拜託不要
- 聊聊我媽

490
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,520
西恩

491
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,320
我親愛的媽咪

492
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,080
死於她最愛的嗜好

493
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,000
吸毒

494
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,520
拜託,沒人相信
“她是天上一顆星”那一套吧?

495
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,000
我覺得比較恰當的做法

496
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,440
是由她的兒子我

497
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,680
分享艾琳在我們童年時的幾則故事

498
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,920
該跟大家講我們小時候玩的遊戲嗎?

499
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,520
要嗎?第一則:摸黑踢足球

500
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,920
這個故事很精采

501
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,120
媽會在半夜把我們踢出拖車

502
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,440
好讓她可以安心吸毒

503
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,720
然後跟某個叫葛雷的傢伙上床

504
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,120
另外當然還有“尋菸冒險”

505
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,480
就是我們會在園區內

506
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,560
跪在地上,翻泥巴找菸蒂

507
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,640
要夠長,讓她可以抽的那種

508
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,120
因為我們沒錢了

509
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,560
然後...我還有一堆故事可以繼續說

510
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,480
- 還有我最愛的...
- 夠了,西恩,別說了

511
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,600
你在自取其辱

512
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,960
得了吧,妹

513
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,120
最好是梳妝打扮、放張美照
就能騙在座各位相信

514
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,800
我們的媽不是臭毒蟲

515
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,800
滾出去!

516
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,600
好啊,樂意之至

517
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,560
再見,媽

518
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,680
先休息一下好了

519
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,120
西恩

520
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,440
西恩,不要再逃避我了

521
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,600
- 你幹嘛一定要這麼自私?
- 因為我沒辦法像妳一樣虛假

522
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,800
我只是想好好送她一程

523
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,840
這樣不公平

524
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,360
- 哪裡不公平?
- 妳可以離開這個鬼地方

525
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,880
我卻會跟媽一樣孤單死去

526
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,720
西恩,你可以戒毒啊

527
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,040
反正怎樣都無所謂了

528
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,440
因為妳會回美國過妳的幸福人生

529
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,280
忘掉我的存在

530
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,320
我要走了

531
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,800
西恩,別這樣,我們要跟媽道別

532
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,880
她也沒想過要跟我們道別,對吧?

533
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,840
各位貴客,熱帶魚全面半價

534
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,120
這個無尾熊道具好棒

535
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,240
妳看,她已經睡著了

536
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,560
該死

537
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,920
妳在幹嘛?

538
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,520
躲人

539
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,320
- 躲誰?
- 躲他

540
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,040
天啊,那是丹耶

541
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,200
他一定是真的出車禍了

542
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,560
你在做什麼呢?

543
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,840
妳怎麼認識丹?

544
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,160
他就是我在交往的對象

545
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,960
他媽的

546
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,840
幹嘛?

547
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,160
他是喬依的生父

548
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,920
什麼?所以妳和丹有一腿?

549
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,640
妳有多確定他是生父?

550
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,240
大概95%確定

551
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,960
他媽的

552
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,000
- 妳沒跟他上床吧?
- 沒有

553
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,040
我其實還蠻喜歡他的

554
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,800
妳知道不能再跟他交往了吧?

555
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,080
還用妳說

556
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,440
- 該死
- 他媽的每次都這樣

557
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,560
你提早回家了

558
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,160
沒事吧?

559
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,760
我現在不想談

560
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,360
如果可以的話

561
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,000
好

562
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,160
可以吃點蛋糕嗎?

563
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,320
妳覺得她還好嗎?

564
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,600
希望吧

565
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,880
同學

566
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,760
跟你們說一聲

567
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,760
我今天下午還有一場喪禮

568
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,760
所以...

569
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,080
好

570
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,960
我去找她

571
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:58,880
好

572
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,760
沒事

573
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,360
- 最近好嗎?
- 很好

574
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,280
那就好

575
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,280
我在馬廄工作

576
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,320
真的嗎?

577
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,480
你有...

578
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,640
你有跟你爸媽出櫃了嗎?

579
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,960
有

580
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,560
他們還蠻能接受的

581
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,600
太棒了,亞當,這是大好消息耶

582
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,640
我真的很為你驕傲

583
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,240
我還是覺得

584
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,600
徹底出櫃很不好受

585
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,080
你從何時才不再感到丟臉?

586
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,200
這條路很漫長

587
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,560
但是亞當

588
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,760
你得相信自己有資格獲得幸福

589
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,000
亞當,你一定要愛自己

590
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,200
我知道我們

591
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,600
不適合在一起

592
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,360
但我真的很想你

593
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,120
你真的是

594
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,920
美得冒跑

595
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520
抱歉,你是說美得冒泡嗎?

596
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,800
對

597
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,280
沒錯

598
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,000
柯林,別吃

599
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,720
幹嘛?

600
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,040
到處都找不到她

601
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,560
那怎麼辦?要叫大家回家嗎?

602
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,840
不用,她應該會回來

603
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,320
好

604
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,320
她一直在對我比手錶

605
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,720
找到妳了

606
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,760
我如果死於丟臉,能不能打折?

607
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,840
我可以幫妳看看,但應該不太有希望

608
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,600
我不需要那麼多人來看戲

609
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,480
艾咪只是想幫忙

610
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,000
妳哥很痛苦

611
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,480
她也不是只有缺點

612
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,760
那當然

613
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,920
沒人會從頭壞到腳

614
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,760
聽著,這真的很糟糕

615
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,440
這些人大多也不會懂失能家庭的問題

616
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,880
但儘管很不容易

617
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,280
妳還是想讓艾琳體面一點

618
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,760
這絕對值得妳自豪

619
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,720
所以快回去裡面

620
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,960
向大家好好介紹妳媽

621
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,280
好

622
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,640
- 還好嗎?
- 嗯

623
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,160
好,休息結束了,現在要念悼文

624
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,640
朗讀者是艾琳的女兒梅芙

625
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,080
好

626
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,000
(媽媽的悼文)

627
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,840
不好意思

628
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,920
我哥說的都是真的

629
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,520
我媽是癮君子

630
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,800
但她也在我八歲時
協助我開創第一門生意

631
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,120
幫別人洗車

632
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,480
她教怎麼挑回頭客

633
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,760
怎麼賺小費

634
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,680
她愛唱歌,雖然唱得很難聽

635
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,200
而且歌詞永遠都唱錯

636
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,360
我們從來沒挨過餓

637
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,480
這可不容易

638
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,200
她就算嗨得神智不清
也會做一種超蠢鬆餅

639
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,320
用巧克力畫笑臉

640
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,240
很好吃

641
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,120
還有,我...

642
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,200
抱歉

643
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,920
我想說的是

644
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,800
母親有時候也會不盡責

645
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,960
我們還是能愛她們、希望她們變好

646
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,440
有毒癮的人還是可以慷慨又慈祥

647
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,200
我恨她讓我經歷過的一切,但...

648
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,800
我還是全心全意地想念她

649
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,120
說完了

650
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,320
儀式即將進入尾聲

651
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,800
我們也將回歸日常生活

652
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:40,760
希望大家都能從今天的團聚
得到一些慰藉

653
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,040
謝謝

654
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,160
你知道嗎?

655
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,920
嗯

656
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,400
你覺得...

657
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,040
應該吧

658
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,600
- 好
- 嗯

659
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,600
他是誰?

660
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,000
一起唱

661
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,440
大家一起唱

662
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,480
我去關心他一下

663
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,400
好

664
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,200
謝謝

665
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,080
怎麼了?

666
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,840
我剛才...

667
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,120
我只是想來看看一切都還好嗎

668
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,320
沒事,都很好

669
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,280
我等一下就進去,謝謝關心

670
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,200
不用客氣

671
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,360
幹嘛?

672
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,720
我也說不上來,我覺得他有點怪

673
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,600
阿波?

674
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,480
你在說什麼?

675
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,600
他有點太認真了吧?

676
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,080
你幹嘛吃味?

677
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,160
我不是吃味,只是擔心你們進展太快

678
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,920
傑克森,他是我男友

679
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,480
- 我知道
- 我知道你現在過得很煎熬

680
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,080
但我很幸福

681
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:05,960
妳說了算

682
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,240
- 沒事了嗎?
- 沒事

683
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,520
好,我先進去了

684
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:18,720
看到你真開心

685
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,080
我也是

686
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,320
多保重,好嗎?

687
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,080
兄弟,你有事嗎?

688
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,360
沒事

689
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,480
我只是在幫小薇拿東西

690
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,000
借過

691
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,240
傑佛瑞,謝謝你來參加

692
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,560
辛西亞很難過自己不能來

693
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,360
喪禮會讓她想起強納森

694
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,720
我能理解

695
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,920
妳媽雖然有點混蛋

696
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,400
但她過世還是很令人悲傷

697
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,120
妳剛才說的話

698
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,680
很感人

699
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,240
謝啦,傑佛瑞

700
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,160
感謝來參加儀式

701
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,120
梅芙,請節哀順變

702
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,280
你們好嗎?

703
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,840
- 很好
- 不錯

704
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,240
我還在教書,艾蜜莉回大學了

705
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,080
我正在攻讀文學碩士學位

706
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,160
其實是妳激勵了我

707
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,960
- 真的嗎?
- 去華萊士讀書

708
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,240
- 一定很了不起
- 對啊,天才學生

709
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,000
確實很不錯

710
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,920
我敢說妳一定表現很好
每堂課都名列前茅?

711
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:55,960
總之...

712
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,240
我為妳感到無與倫比的驕傲

713
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,640
教導妳、看著妳成長茁壯

714
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,600
一路上排除萬難

715
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,160
是我教學生涯中最大的榮幸

716
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,520
謝謝

717
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,440
謝謝

718
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,520
路上小心,請好好享用杯子蛋糕

719
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,600
沒問題

720
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,360
那是艾咪吉伯斯特製

721
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,600
梅芙,再見

722
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,200
請節哀順變

723
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,640
謝謝

724
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,760
請享用杯子蛋糕

725
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,320
謝謝,謝謝你來參加

726
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:55,840
我們沒事吧?

727
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,680
我覺得我們沒必要吵架

728
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,920
可以直接和好嗎?

729
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,080
我不知道

730
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,040
真的不知道

731
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:12,520
我覺得你沒聽懂我真正的意思

732
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,120
我也覺得你沒聽懂我真正的意思

733
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,200
好喔

734
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,680
我們可能需要暫時保持距離

735
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,280
對

736
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,640
或許吧

737
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,120
- 好喔
- 好喔

738
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,040
再見

739
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,360
妳還好嗎?

740
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,000
我知道我搞砸了

741
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,120
我...我真的很抱歉

742
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,080
我可能只是太想妳了,想要被重視

743
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,320
實在可悲

744
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:31,360
我不希望這是我們分手的原因

745
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,760
什麼都沒發生?

746
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,400
沒有

747
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,840
你保證?

748
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,760
我保證

749
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,600
要陪我走回家嗎?

750
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,520
當然

751
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:57,560
腳踏車在這邊

752
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,960
這是什麼樂土?

753
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,400
天啊,它長得跟我嬤嬤一樣

754
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,480
她在做什麼?

755
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,320
笑一個給我們看啊

756
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,640
開心點,寶貝,天還沒塌下來

757
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,480
注意,她要過來囉

758
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,080
我不笑是因為我剛剛才參加喪禮

759
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,480
我不笑也是因為你他媽跟我說話

760
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,840
你他媽的王八蛋

761
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,400
請節哀

762
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,920
廢話!

763
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,960
- 亞當
- 爸

764
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,960
那場喪禮讓我心情有點怪

765
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,320
所以我在想

766
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,200
我們可以聊一下

767
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,760
好啊

768
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,880
你的襯衫沒穿好

769
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,320
是那個女老師在嗎?

770
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,960
抱歉,那你繼續

771
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,480
媽的外套怎麼會在這?

772
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,000
媽?

773
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,440
媽,妳在裡面?

774
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,360
沒有,她不在

775
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,040
亞當

776
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,920
我只是...

777
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:22,760
我只是路過來拿東西

778
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,880
亞當,拜託你

779
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,800
亞當

780
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,480
妮姬,今天想問什麼?

781
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,840
我的青少年孩子是非二元性別

782
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,120
他滿18歲的時候

783
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:50,200
去找密醫,開始服用睪固酮

784
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,720
現在好像還想動縮胸手術

785
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,960
我想多瞭解才好支持他

786
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,080
但他都不跟我溝通

787
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,200
妳以前有和孩子敞開心胸談過嗎?

788
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,120
他第一次出櫃時,我的反應不太好

789
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,840
我覺得人生失控了

790
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,520
聽起來似乎是你們的信任瓦解了

791
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,840
重建可能需要一點時間

792
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,920
我也是為人母親,自然也明白

793
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,880
被拒之門外有多難受

794
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,000
但妳如果多學習孩子身上發生的事

795
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,760
或許能有很大的幫助

796
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,000
妳可能得展現妳是認真想要

797
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,120
陪他走這一程

798
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:37,840
他不用每次都得向妳解釋一遍

799
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,040
妳有必要

800
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,520
讓他知道妳愛著他真正的樣貌

801
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,320
再說,青少年永遠都會有事瞞著家長

802
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,640
但一定要創造一個環境

803
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,720
讓他們有需要時能安心開口

804
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:01,400
只要妳保持開放、好奇、同情的態度

805
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,320
應該就不會錯得太離譜

806
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,600
謝謝,這真的很有幫助

807
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,640
你的檢驗報告正在讀取中

808
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,120
檢驗結果沒問題,馬切提先生

809
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,600
你的腫塊不是癌細胞

810
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,560
真他媽的謝天謝地

811
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,560
媽

812
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,520
抱歉...

813
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,720
我只是太開心了,抱歉

814
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,280
- 謝謝
- 謝謝

815
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,000
謝謝

816
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:55,960
(我的治癒之旅)

817
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,320
(我的作品想表達什麼)

818
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,280
(讓我生氣的事:男人叫我笑)

819
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,040
(女性不該被迫擔心受怕)

820
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,240
今晚的最後一通叩應是露比

821
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,680
露比妳好,今天有什麼事要請教?

822
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:44,360
我有件事要請教小歐

823
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,840
我只是很好奇

824
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:52,640
假裝那麼善良體貼、同情助人

825
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,680
但真面目卻是惡霸是什麼感覺

826
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,560
不好意思,露比

827
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,600
我完全不知道妳指的是什麼

828
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,560
妳明明就知道

829
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,600
大家也都會知道

830
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,400
等他們看過我標記妳的影片就知道了

831
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,520
別說了,換下一位聽眾

832
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,800
非常不好意思

833
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,360
現在有...好

834
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,600
下一通叩應是小羅

835
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,800
小羅你好,有什麼事想對我...

836
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,760
想問我嗎?

837
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,280
尿床鬼!

838
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:30,360
尿床鬼...

839
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,080
(艾倫:天啊,實習超狂的
我見到好多經紀人和出版社)

840
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,200
(妳什麼時候回來?)

841
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,240
是誰?

842
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,680
艾倫

843
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,920
她問我什麼時候回去

844
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,760
妳什麼時候回去?

845
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,360
不知道

846
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,920
可能不走了

847
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,520
那妳的學程怎麼辦?

848
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,640
我需要一點穩定感

849
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,240
但妳說妳喜歡在華萊士讀書

850
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,760
對啊,可是我很想你

851
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,160
我也很想妳

852
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,640
妳可能不會再有那種機會了

853
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,320
我只是希望妳要想清楚

854
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,720
我很清楚自己在做什麼

855
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,000
我只想和你在一起

856
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,160
要再試一次嗎?

857
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,640
媽?

858
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,400
媽,妳還好嗎?

859
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,920
我幫妳烤了吐司

860
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,000
歐帝斯...

861
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,160
歐帝斯,你沒事吧?

862
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,760
- 歐帝斯
- 不要!

863
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,120
我不知道我有什麼毛病

864
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,560
我一直想到我媽

865
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,800
你一直想到你媽?

866
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,760
對...不是

867
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,960
不是那種性變態的想法

868
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:02,760
你為什麼會想到你媽?

869
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,920
我哪知道,我以前有性愛方面的問題

870
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,720
我以為已經沒事了,結果...

871
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,360
現在我無地自容,很想死

872
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,600
我不想死,妳媽剛過世
我怎麼一直提到媽媽?

873
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,000
好,別說了,沒關係

874
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,800
我們不用刻意找事情做

875
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,080
躺著就好,來吧

876
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,680
今天好奇怪

877
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,600
對啊

878
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,400
真的好怪

879
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,440
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