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Oh, my God, it's Ruby.
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That girl's outfit.
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Move your fake-ass bag.
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What is Harriet Anders doing?
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I told her that Jordan secretly liked her
and that she should ask him to the dance.
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- Hoo.
- Poor thing.
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Do you want to go to the ball with me?
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No.
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Oh, my God. It's like a car crash.
Oh, shit.
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Oh...
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Whoa. That is one rank-looking vagina.
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"Apologize for being a bitch
in assembly tomorrow,
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or I reveal the photo with your face.
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You know who you are." Bit harsh.
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I love a scandal. Whose is it?
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I don't know, but it looks like
they've got Chewbacca vag.
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Yeah, if my labia looked like that,
I'd, uh, kill myself.
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I feel sorry for whoever it is, you know.
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You didn't look at it, did you?
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For, like, a second, yeah.
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Didn't know what it was.
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Heh. It looked like a guinea pig
with a bit of ham on it.
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Just like a little...
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Do you wanna meet my parents tonight?
They've been asking about you, so...
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I'm not the meet-the-parents type.
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Cool. We'll just have sex
in the back of my car forever.
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Heh. Look, meet my parents.
Then it's over and done with.
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No pressure, but...
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Maybe.
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Great. I'll let them know.
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Oi, I said maybe.
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- Huh? I can't...
- Dickhead.
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- I said dickhead.
- Heh heh heh.
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It's been a month. I thought
they would've broken up by now.
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Count yourself lucky
she didn't bite your scrote.
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Then you'd have a mangled scrote
like Simon Furthassle's.
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Can we stop talking about Maeve, please?
Look, it was a weird blip.
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- Yeah.
- I'm over it.
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It's good that she's with Jackson.
We're not doing the clinic as much,
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so... got plenty of time
to get on with my normal life...
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and do normal things.
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Like feel sad and play Smash Bros?
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How about going to see
Hedwig and the Angry Inch tonight?
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No!
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- Yeah! Ha ha.
- Aw.
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Happy birthday.
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- No. I thought you forgot our tradition.
- How could I forget?
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- Mm.
- It's okay. Don't get emotional.
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Of course I'm gonna get emotional.
It’s Hedwig, man.
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- It starts at seven.
- Uh-huh.
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- We're gonna get the early bus.
- Okay.
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- You're slow in heels and on time's late.
- Excuse me. I'm a bad girl in heels.
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A bad girl. Let it be known to the world.
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I bet you it's Tia's.
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No way. She's fat.
This isn't a fat vagina.
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- What about Cara?
- No. Those flaps are Caucasian, all right.
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It's probably Maeve Wiley's.
Anyone notice whether it had teeth?
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What is that sticking-out bit?
It looks like a micro-penis.
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I've gotta go.
See you tonight at Aimee's.
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- What's happenin' at mine tonight?
- Study group, obviously.
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Guys, my parents
are still kind of angry about the party.
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Guys?
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- It's my vagina.
- What?
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It's mine, okay? And I need your help.
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You and that weird sex kid
who looks like a Victorian ghost.
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You told everyone it was my vagina.
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You're a horrible person.
Why should I help you?
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W-Well, I... I don't know who else to ask.
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W-W-W... I don't care.
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Please.
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Look,
I only sent that photo to one guy.
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I can't believe I was stupid enough
to leave my face in it, but I was...
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I'd just had my eyebrows done,
and I was looking on fleek.
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Okay, so what do you want us
to do about it, then?
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I need you to find out who it was
before assembly tomorrow.
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If this picture gets released,
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it will be on the Internet
for the rest of my life.
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Uh-huh. Who'd you send it to?
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Tom Baker.
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Warhammer Tom?
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- Ah.
- Heh heh. Oh, my God.
82
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Well, we only dated for, like, one week.
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And my nan had just died.
I-I wasn't myself.
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Look, I'll...
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I'll pay.
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Okay?
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Keep your money.
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- Get lost before I change my mind.
- Okay. Thank you.
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- Hey, muppet.
- Aah. Hi, Maeve.
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- Um, yeah. Haven't seen you in a while.
- Mm-hmm.
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- We've got clinic emergency.
- Clinic? Um...
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I... got to be somewhere.
I can't do after school.
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The vagina photo's Ruby's.
She wants us to find out who sent it.
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Tell her she should go to the police.
It's a criminal offense.
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- What's this got to do with therapy?
- It's a vagina.
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Come on, it's not... it won't take long.
I've gotta be somewhere, too.
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- Why are you being weird?
- Not. I'm not being weird.
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- Yes, you are.
- Well, why are you helping Ruby, anyway?
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It's money.
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- Please?
- Uh...
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Okay. Who did she send it to?
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Tom Baker.
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What mortals dare enter our domain?
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Who doth interrupt
our game of Runes of Dunbar?
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- We need to talk to you.
- Speak plainly, woman.
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- Privately.
- We are a fellowship.
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We hide nothing from one another.
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Hmm.
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-No! What is wrong with you?
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Speak with us, or your precious fellowship
will meet the same fate.
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It's important, Tom. Please.
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Okay.
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I didn't send that photo.
I would never do anything to hurt her.
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- Prove it. Give us your phone.
- Um...
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- Go on.
- I don't have one.
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Did you know that they emit radiation
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and that the radiation
can cause a cancer of the balls?
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I don't want mutant sperm.
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Check if you like.
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If it wasn't you, who was it?
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Ruby and I dated for a week.
It was like a dream.
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But then she dumped me for Glen Jacobs.
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And then she dumped him
because he wore the wrong socks to school.
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What are you implying?
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Remember that topless photo
of Tia Hobbs that went around?
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Yeah.
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Well, Tia used to go out with Glen,
and he called in sick today.
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Coincidence? I think not.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know Glen Jacobs, right?
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- Where does he live?
- Uh, in his parents' garage.
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There's loads of beanbags in it.
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- Okay, where is it?
- Oh, I don't know.
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I just sort of arrive places.
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What would you wear to meet your
boyfriend's parents for the first time?
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Whatever you do, do not dress like you.
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My brother brought a girl home once.
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She wore a Nine Inch Nails T-shirt,
and my mom thought she worshipped Satan.
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She did a massive shit in the toilet.
My dad had to break it up with a stick.
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So don't do that, either,
'cause first impressions count.
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Good luck.
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Eric, you can't go out dressed like this.
Go and change.
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Dad, it's okay. It's a costume.
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Otis will be in costume, too.
We do it every year. It's fine.
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Put a coat on. It's not safe.
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Bye, Dad.
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Ahem. I'm off.
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Oh...
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You look fabulous.
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Thanks.
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Have fun.
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You look different.
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- I was making an effort.
- No, you look great.
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- Tanya, it's fine.
- Guys. Guys.
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This is Maeve.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Welcome. We've made sushi.
160
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And I've just realized
it's got shellfish in.
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- You're not allergic, are you?
- Yeah, I'll die.
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- Just kidding.
- Heh heh.
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- Yeah.
- Oh. Ha ha.
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That's funny.
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Heh.
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- We are so happy to meet you.
- Me too.
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Yes.
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I brought some wine.
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- Jackson doesn't drink.
- Mom.
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That's so thoughtful of you.
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- We'll have some, won't we?
- Yep.
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Oi.
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- Is it your birthday?
- Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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It's my birthday, too.
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You look brilliant.
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Heh heh. Thank you.
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Happy birthday, mate.
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Ah. Ha ha ha ha.
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He wouldn't go anywhere near the ocean
without crying.
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He was so afraid of water,
he couldn't have a bath.
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Mom, I was not afraid of a bath.
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Ha ha. Oh, you were afraid.
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You wouldn't think it, though, would you?
Can't keep him out of the water now.
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- Mm.
- Okay, sorry.
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Sorry. We're babbling.
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But it's just that...
well, we didn't think...
187
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we could have a baby, so...
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unfortunately for Jackson, he's...
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he's our miracle.
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- Mom...
- Oh. Okay, okay.
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Reining it in.
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So what about your parents, Maeve?
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What do they do?
Are they as embarrassing as us?
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No.
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Yeah. Yeah, they're, uh... very normal.
196
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Yeah. So what do they do?
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Um... they're accountants.
198
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Great. We were just saying
we need new accountants.
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Where are they based?
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They work from home, actually.
201
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- Do they have a website?
- Uh, no.
202
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Uh, they like to work with,
like, international clients.
203
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You know, Japan and stuff.
204
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- Ahem.
- Where's the toilet?
205
00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:03,005
- You can use the one in my room.
- Cool.
206
00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:12,565
She's...
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nice.
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Yeah?
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Okay, cool.
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You did tell her you don't drink,
though, right?
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Mom.
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- Just chill out.
- Come on.
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Shit.
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00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:11,205
- What's up, dick stain?
- Tom lied. He has a phone.
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Knew it. Sneaky little bastard.
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Wait.
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Wait. Ahh.
218
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- What's happening?
- He tossed it.
219
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He's got rid of the evidence,
the sneaky little man.
220
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Go and confront him.
221
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- I'm gonna miss my bus.
- You're right there.
222
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- He's gonna get away with it.
- I can't. I've gotta go.
223
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,125
- Where are you?
- Clayhill Bridge.
224
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That's near the bus stop.
Go and talk to him.
225
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It'll be too late tomorrow, okay?
226
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Coming up on my right.
I was so close, but I just clipped it.
227
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I think I pulled my shoulder,
but it was worth it.
228
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We're so proud of you. Heh.
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- I hope Maeve hasn't got lost.
- Oh, yeah. I'll go check on her.
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Maeve?
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Oi.
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- No. No.
- Stop!
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- Stay back!
- Halt! Tom!
234
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- I'm scared. I'm scared.
- It's me.
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Otis.
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Why are you wearing that?
237
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Hedwig. I'm Hedwig.
238
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- Well... I don't know what that is.
- It's a cult movie.
239
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Brilliant soundtrack.
Iconic amongst the LGBTQI community.
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That's not the point. Tom...
241
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why did you
throw your phone in the bush?
242
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You said you didn't have a phone.
243
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Okay, I lied.
244
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I knew it looked bad,
so I made up the Glen Jacobs thing.
245
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I didn't send that photo to everyone.
Honestly.
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- It's not looking good, Tom.
- I didn't.
247
00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:50,165
I just sent it to one other guy because
he didn't believe I'd had sex with Ruby.
248
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:54,885
And... And also, I was mad
that she said I smelt like crisps.
249
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:58,005
That's not an excuse.
Who did you send it to?
250
00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,285
Kyle. No one else.
251
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,285
- Hey, man. Uh... yeah.
- Dude, where are you?
252
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,445
- The bus is in, like, a minute.
- Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna be there soon.
253
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:11,205
- Yeah, I'm almost there. I promise.
- Aw.
254
00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:14,405
You better alacazam yourself here now
because the bus is here.
255
00:16:14,485 --> 00:16:16,845
Get on. We got to get on it.
Just hold the doors.
256
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,685
Uh, could you just wait one second?
257
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,405
- My friend...
- That was one second.
258
00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:35,485
No! No!
259
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:45,805
I'll get the next one.
260
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,685
I'll meet you at the station.
261
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,445
I'm sorry, man.
262
00:17:07,285 --> 00:17:08,525
Where's Tom?
263
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,781
- Why do you look weird?
- Why are you dressed like that?
264
00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,845
I'm supposed to be seeing
Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Eric,
265
00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,565
but I missed my bus,
so thanks for that.
266
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,605
- How is that my fault?
- You made me chase Tom.
267
00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,165
I didn't make you do anything.
268
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:27,285
Well, he sent the photo to Kyle.
269
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,765
- Kyle? Okay, we go talk to Kyle, then.
- No.
270
00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:32,885
I have to meet Eric.
I'm waiting for the next bus.
271
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,525
- The next one isn't for an hour. Come.
- I said no.
272
00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:39,565
Fine. Suit yourself.
273
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,405
- Where are we going now?
- Aimee's study group.
274
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:10,925
Kyle, you're making me feel sick.
275
00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,925
Yeah, Aimee.
He's really disgusting.
276
00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:17,685
- See, told you I could do it.
- Nobody cares, Kyle.
277
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,685
Pizza. Thank God for that.
278
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,805
Uh, who ordered pizza?
279
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,285
- We did.
- Oh, we found your mom's credit card.
280
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:28,365
Mm-hmm.
281
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,165
What the actual fuck.
282
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,525
We need to talk to Kyle.
283
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,805
- What do you want him for?
- None of your business.
284
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,525
What are you supposed to be?
285
00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:40,845
- I'm going to a fancy...
- Aimee, Cock Biter's here.
286
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,565
What do you want?
287
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,005
I love your outfit.
288
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:51,285
- Thank you.
- How did it go with Jackson's parents?
289
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,365
Not great. I kind of... fled.
290
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,685
- Where's Kyle?
- Why?
291
00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,165
Is this a sex thing?
Has he got worms or something?
292
00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,805
Has he given them to me?
Am I riddled with worms now?
293
00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:02,205
No. We need to talk to him.
294
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,125
Okay.
295
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:09,285
Ruby, where's Kyle?
296
00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:13,645
Probably having a whitey in the kitchen.
He's so disgusting, Aimee. Honestly.
297
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:33,765
Kyle, we need to talk.
298
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:36,765
My skin feels like a carpet.
299
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,445
- Kyle, did you send out that photo?
- Tread on me.
300
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,925
I don't wanna be a carpet.
301
00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,085
We will fuck you up, do you hear me?
You'll wish you were a fucking carpet.
302
00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,605
- Did you send the picture? Yes or no?
- Maeve.
303
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,045
He's out of it.
304
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,805
This is stupid.
305
00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:54,325
She sent out the photo.
Why doesn't she go to the police?
306
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,885
You really don't get it, do you?
307
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,725
- You're such a man.
- Why are you so obsessed with this?
308
00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:01,405
Do you need money?
I can lend you some.
309
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,405
Or is this just an excuse
to run away from Jackson's thing?
310
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,341
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I find it funny
311
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,965
that you only ever want me around
when you need something.
312
00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,045
That's not true.
313
00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:12,645
- You're my friend.
- Am I?
314
00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:16,205
Because friends
are supposed to listen to each other.
315
00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:19,685
And I keep telling you
I'm supposed to be with Eric right now,
316
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:23,125
but for some reason,
I'm here with you and the carpet.
317
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,405
Go, then.
318
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,645
Go on.
319
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:28,325
Okay, yeah.
320
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:33,445
I didn't take the money off Ruby.
321
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:38,845
You're right. I was freaked out
about Jackson's family dinner,
322
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,285
but that's not why I'm here.
323
00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,725
Do you know how long
I've been called Cock Biter?
324
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,085
Four years.
325
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:48,045
People I've never met
call me Cock Biter to my face.
326
00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:51,485
I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote.
327
00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:54,645
I had sex with four guys at the same time.
I fucked my second cousin.
328
00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:56,885
I'll give you a hand job
for a fiver if you like.
329
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,765
Do you know how it started?
330
00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:04,885
Simon tried to kiss me
at Claire Tyler's 14th birthday.
331
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,325
I said no.
332
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:12,085
He told everyone I'd given him a blow job
and bitten his dick, and that was it.
333
00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:14,005
This kind of thing sticks.
334
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,445
And it hurts, and no one deserves
to be shamed, not even Ruby.
335
00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:20,325
I didn't know that.
336
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:21,965
Whatever.
337
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,205
Please just help me fix this.
338
00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:39,445
How do we get him to talk?
339
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,125
Orange juice.
340
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:49,005
I need orange juice.
341
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,245
- Hey, man. Um...
- Where are you?
342
00:21:58,325 --> 00:22:00,885
- Are you on a bus?
- Um... no.
343
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,685
Look, uh... something's come up.
It's a bit of an emergency.
344
00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:05,685
What happened? Are you all right?
345
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:06,885
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
346
00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:08,765
I'm fine. I have to do something.
347
00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:11,525
I'm gonna jump on the next bus,
and I'll meet you after the movie.
348
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:15,005
I-I don't know, man.
Uh, I'm not feelin' it anymore.
349
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,445
I think I might just go home.
350
00:22:16,525 --> 00:22:19,885
Okay, okay. Well... call me when you
get back home and let's hang out.
351
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,325
It's your birthday.
We have to do something.
352
00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:26,005
I'm sorry, and I'm gonna
make it up to you, I promise.
353
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,485
Okay, I'll speak to you in a bit.
354
00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:29,685
Okay, bye.
355
00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,085
Thirteen hours until the big reveal.
356
00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,205
Whoever came up with this
is an evil genius.
357
00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:53,205
Ha ha. I am so impressed.
358
00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,445
That better be pizza.
359
00:23:03,365 --> 00:23:05,005
Hi. I'm here for the study group.
360
00:23:05,925 --> 00:23:07,645
Um, Ruby told me about it.
361
00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,885
I'm-I'm Steve. I'm new at school.
362
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:14,125
This isn't actually a study group.
We smoke weed and bitch about people.
363
00:23:15,005 --> 00:23:17,685
Ruby likes to invite guys
she thinks are hot.
364
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:19,525
Oh.
365
00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:24,765
Oh, I actually... I kind of need to study.
I've got a ton of trigonometry homework.
366
00:23:24,845 --> 00:23:26,405
Um...
367
00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,525
Okay. Uh, thanks, though.
368
00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:32,525
Wait. Wait.
369
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,365
I could help you study, if you like.
370
00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:57,261
Sorry. Excuse me.
371
00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:58,845
- Is this the bus for Moordale?
- No.
372
00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:11,325
Sorry, excuse me.
373
00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:14,365
Did you see anyone take my coat?
It had my phone and my wallet in it.
374
00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,765
Did you see anybody take my coat?
It had my phone and wallet in it.
375
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:21,925
It was tiger print.
376
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:26,925
Sorry. Did you see anybody take my coat?
It had my phone and wallet in...
377
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,925
God.
378
00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:41,885
Why do people send out naked pictures
of themselves, anyway?
379
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:45,325
It's a thrill thing. You know, when you
do something you're not supposed to,
380
00:24:45,405 --> 00:24:46,965
but somehow it makes it better.
381
00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,525
Not that I've done it, obviously.
382
00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:53,565
- Lone genitals aren't really my thing.
- Yeah?
383
00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:56,485
I'm just saying,
I can see why people do it.
384
00:24:56,565 --> 00:24:58,965
It's like not paying for a train ticket.
385
00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:02,125
Or finding a lost wallet
and keeping the money.
386
00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:05,325
You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
387
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:07,605
I would never take money
out of a lost wallet.
388
00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:10,805
Have you ever done anything
you're not supposed to, Otis?
389
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,405
Yeah.
390
00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:13,805
Like what?
391
00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:18,285
I... don't-I don't back up my hard drive
sometimes, if I'm tired.
392
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,125
Wow.
393
00:25:22,365 --> 00:25:23,445
Yep, it's that one.
394
00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:26,205
Steal something.
395
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,365
- No.
- Yeah.
396
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,125
- No. Why would I steal?
- Yeah.
397
00:25:32,205 --> 00:25:33,565
- Because I dare you.
- So?
398
00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,365
- I dare you to do it.
- Wh...
399
00:25:35,445 --> 00:25:37,501
- I dare you. Come on, it's easy.
- Don't. I can't...
400
00:25:37,525 --> 00:25:38,781
- Just live a little.
- I'm not...
401
00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,045
Shh. It's fine.
402
00:26:00,045 --> 00:26:01,045
Whoo.
403
00:26:08,205 --> 00:26:10,725
You were a man. Now you're not.
404
00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:13,445
Yeah, his shift is over.
405
00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:14,525
- Hi...
- Hi.
406
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:15,885
Otis.
407
00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:18,165
I'm supposed to be Hedwig.
408
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,045
Oh. I love that film.
409
00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:30,405
- You all right?
- Hmm.
410
00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,045
I'm all good. I'm just casual.
411
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,885
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
412
00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,765
You just seem a bit nervous.
413
00:26:37,845 --> 00:26:41,445
Hmm? Why-Why would I be nervous?
I'm not...
414
00:26:44,005 --> 00:26:45,645
Were you intending to pay for that?
415
00:26:46,645 --> 00:26:48,685
- Yeah.
- You weren't, were you?
416
00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:52,645
I don't know why I did that. I...
I've never done anything like that before.
417
00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:55,805
Yeah, I can tell. You're an awful thief.
418
00:26:55,885 --> 00:26:58,005
How much is it? Is it, like, 50p?
419
00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:59,725
I'm obligated to call the police.
420
00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:04,205
- Don't. Please.
- Yes, Otis.
421
00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,405
Ha ha ha ha ha.
422
00:27:09,485 --> 00:27:10,485
I'm joking.
423
00:27:12,485 --> 00:27:14,085
- Really?
- Yeah.
424
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:15,765
It's on me.
425
00:27:17,405 --> 00:27:18,405
Okay.
426
00:27:19,485 --> 00:27:21,645
- Heh. Thank you.
- It's okay.
427
00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:23,765
- Heh heh.
- Thank you.
428
00:27:23,845 --> 00:27:24,965
You're welcome.
429
00:27:29,845 --> 00:27:31,405
I got caught.
430
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:32,725
Of course you did.
431
00:27:41,365 --> 00:27:42,765
I get sent images all the time.
432
00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:45,845
You know, tits...
433
00:27:46,685 --> 00:27:49,365
minges... the occasional butthole.
434
00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:52,645
Kyle, the vagina. The one sent out
this morning. Did you send it?
435
00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:55,925
No. I keep all the pictures
for my own personal collection.
436
00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:59,645
I'm more of a connoisseur
of amateur erotica.
437
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,005
Kyle, that's disgusting.
438
00:28:02,285 --> 00:28:03,525
Yeah, I know.
439
00:28:05,405 --> 00:28:06,605
Okay. Get lost now.
440
00:28:08,365 --> 00:28:10,125
- Go on.
- Unh.
441
00:28:11,605 --> 00:28:12,925
- Go on.
- Come on.
442
00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,725
Well, was it him?
443
00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,365
I don't think so.
444
00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:22,365
Well, we're running out of time.
You're really shit at helping.
445
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,725
- She's just doing you a favor.
- Ah.
446
00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:27,285
What's going on?
447
00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:30,765
- My life is over.
- Why? Rubes, what's wrong?
448
00:28:32,965 --> 00:28:35,325
That minge
everyone's been laughing at all day...
449
00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:39,165
It's mine, and I'm fucked.
450
00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:40,565
I'm totally fucked.
451
00:28:44,885 --> 00:28:46,165
Go and sit.
452
00:28:50,325 --> 00:28:52,005
Ruby, um...
453
00:28:53,085 --> 00:28:55,085
Okay, look, worst-case scenario...
454
00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:57,965
photo goes out,
everyone in school knows it's you,
455
00:28:58,045 --> 00:29:00,285
and you could be humiliated.
456
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,365
- You're not making me feel better.
- But only if you let yourself be.
457
00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:07,965
Everyone has bodies, right.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
458
00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:11,605
I have a... I have a funky-looking toe.
459
00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:14,125
- Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Otis, don't.
- And I...
460
00:29:16,365 --> 00:29:17,725
- It looks like a thumb.
- Yuck.
461
00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:20,085
Anyway, point is, whoever did this
462
00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:23,125
is intending to shame you,
but it won't work if you don't let them.
463
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:26,165
If they want to shame me, why haven't they
revealed who I am already?
464
00:29:26,245 --> 00:29:28,685
- This is torture.
- Oh, my God.
465
00:29:30,245 --> 00:29:31,245
It's a girl.
466
00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:34,165
We thought it was a boy. It's a girl.
467
00:29:34,245 --> 00:29:37,565
Emotional blackmail, demanding an apology.
This is some girl shit.
468
00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:39,205
What girls hate you, Ruby?
469
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,645
All of them. I'm a bitch, Maeve.
I'm a bitch to everyone.
470
00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:44,765
- Yeah.
- I need to go home now.
471
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,085
Olivia, can you call me a taxi?
472
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,365
- Use my phone.
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:29:54,805 --> 00:29:57,525
Who else knows your passcode, Ruby?
474
00:29:57,605 --> 00:29:59,085
No one. Just Liv.
475
00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:10,365
You?
476
00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:16,525
Are you a bodybuilder?
477
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:20,805
Ahem.
478
00:30:23,085 --> 00:30:25,805
Sorry, I get a bit lost in math sometimes.
Were you speaking?
479
00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:28,485
Are you some kind of bodybuilder?
480
00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,485
Your arms are, like, really big.
481
00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:33,405
Oh, thanks.
Yeah. I love working out.
482
00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:37,805
I'd like to compete one day, but, um,
I have underdeveloped calf muscles.
483
00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:40,245
Oh, I'm sorry.
484
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,805
Nah, it's okay. I also love maths.
485
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,645
So, I have options.
486
00:30:44,725 --> 00:30:46,165
What about you?
487
00:30:48,245 --> 00:30:52,005
Uh... I don't really know
what I wanna do when I leave school.
488
00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:54,685
- Mm.
- I always know when I have a spot coming.
489
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,685
So maybe I'll become a facialist.
490
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:05,085
- How's the trigonometry?
- Yeah, it's super-hard.
491
00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:09,925
But so is algebra. I'll probably have to
choose one or the other next year.
492
00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,245
It's a really tough choice.
493
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,605
Have you ever tried a mind map?
494
00:31:14,725 --> 00:31:16,165
I love mind maps.
495
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,045
Here, I'll do it.
496
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,445
Where you goin'?
497
00:31:32,245 --> 00:31:33,645
Excuse me, miss.
498
00:31:35,245 --> 00:31:37,765
- Want a lift?
- Um, no, thank you.
499
00:31:40,405 --> 00:31:41,525
Look at him.
500
00:31:43,285 --> 00:31:45,125
Have you got a penis, Miss?
501
00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:48,085
Go on, show us your dick.
502
00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:49,725
Just leave me alone, please.
503
00:31:51,685 --> 00:31:52,925
You gay fuck.
504
00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,685
Please, please. This-This isn't me.
It's-It's a costume.
505
00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:00,845
I was going to see a film with a friend.
I'm not a...
506
00:32:03,445 --> 00:32:04,965
Yeah, fuck 'im.
507
00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:08,645
I wasn't gonna send it to anyone.
508
00:32:08,725 --> 00:32:11,685
- I just wanted her to know how it feels.
- What are you talking about?
509
00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:16,645
You say mean shit to me
every day, Ruby.
510
00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:19,605
"Your bag's fake. Your mascara's clumpy.
511
00:32:19,685 --> 00:32:22,221
You'll never have the right body type
to get a proper thigh gap."
512
00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:24,165
You don't, Olivia. It's a fact.
513
00:32:24,245 --> 00:32:25,405
See? She's horrible.
514
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,765
I think what Olivia is saying
is she feels overly criticized by you,
515
00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:32,205
which is still not an excuse
to blackmail someone.
516
00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,845
I only did it so she can feel what I feel
just for one day.
517
00:32:34,925 --> 00:32:37,645
I don't say what's wrong with you
to make you feel bad.
518
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,605
I do it to be helpful.
519
00:32:39,685 --> 00:32:42,005
Maybe Olivia wants a friend
that supports her.
520
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,885
But we say nasty stuff about everyone.
521
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:47,925
Yes, but you have to accept
the imperfect parts of people, too.
522
00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:50,285
How do you guys trust each other, if not?
523
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:55,885
I'm really sorry, Ruby.
524
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:01,525
I hate you. I'm going home.
525
00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:07,525
Fine. She's such a bitch.
526
00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:14,365
Hmm. Heh.
527
00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:18,965
How'd you know it was a girl?
528
00:33:20,325 --> 00:33:21,565
I read a lot of true crime.
529
00:33:45,445 --> 00:33:48,005
- Are you all right, mate? You're bleeding.
- Yeah.
530
00:33:48,085 --> 00:33:49,925
- Here, sit down.
- Yeah, I'm okay. Um...
531
00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,965
- I'm okay. Heh heh. I'm okay.
- Sit down.
532
00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:54,645
- Anyone got a tissue?
- Yeah.
533
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,245
- Yeah, no, I'm okay. I'm okay.
- Here you go, babes. You sure?
534
00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:02,365
Yeah. Uh, I just-I just need to use
somebody's phone.
535
00:34:02,445 --> 00:34:05,205
I've-I've had all my stuff stolen,
and I just need to go home.
536
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,965
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Oh. Here you go, mate.
537
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:10,845
Thanks. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm good.
538
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,725
Hi.
539
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:25,925
Hi. It's Eric. Um...
something bad has happened.
540
00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:27,525
Can you come and pick me up?
541
00:34:38,565 --> 00:34:40,525
What are you gonna tell Jackson?
542
00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:42,925
Diarrhea attack.
543
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,365
- God.
- Heh heh.
544
00:34:45,325 --> 00:34:47,405
He's never gonna
speak to me again, is he?
545
00:34:48,445 --> 00:34:49,845
Why didn't you say goodbye?
546
00:34:51,325 --> 00:34:52,605
I was letting him off the hook.
547
00:34:53,605 --> 00:34:57,085
They're not gonna want their golden boy
dating someone like me anyway, so...
548
00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:58,805
why go through the fake stuff?
549
00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:02,805
Yeah, well... ahem...
If you don't open yourself up,
550
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,645
- you're never gonna find out.
- No.
551
00:35:04,725 --> 00:35:07,525
- No therapy, remember.
- What? Oh. Oh, sorry.
552
00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:13,845
You all right?
553
00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:15,765
I've got a jumper.
554
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,085
- So chivalrous.
- Heh.
555
00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:22,085
Well, actually,
there's Nutella on it, so not exactly.
556
00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:23,165
Great.
557
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,445
Why are your arms so freakishly long?
558
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,005
They're not.
559
00:35:36,085 --> 00:35:39,325
- Just roll up your sleeves, you fool.
- Heh.
560
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,765
This one.
561
00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:55,085
I'm a virgin.
562
00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:56,765
- What?
- I...
563
00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:01,005
I'm a virgin, and I-I thought
you should know that I am.
564
00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:05,405
- Yeah, that's totally cool. No judgment.
- Cool. Glad I shared.
565
00:36:08,005 --> 00:36:09,245
I'm gonna head off now.
566
00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:11,685
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.
567
00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:12,765
Yeah.
568
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:19,965
- You okay getting home?
- Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
569
00:36:40,645 --> 00:36:41,845
Mom.
570
00:36:43,205 --> 00:36:44,565
Is everything all right?
571
00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:49,925
Eric.
572
00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:53,845
I'll leave you boys to talk.
573
00:36:59,925 --> 00:37:04,245
I'm sorry, dude. This... This thing
came up with-with Maeve and the clinic,
574
00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:09,085
and it was serious,
but this crazy thing happened.
575
00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,165
I think we had a moment.
576
00:37:11,245 --> 00:37:13,925
It was full-on, and I... I messed it up.
577
00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,485
- What happened to your face?
- You were with Maeve?
578
00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:22,645
Yeah. Yeah, it was-it was because of
the photo that's going round.
579
00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:26,765
You left me alone dressed like this
because you wanted to hang out with Maeve?
580
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,645
No, no, not on purpose. But...
581
00:37:28,725 --> 00:37:32,485
Oh, you are so self-centered.
You don't care about anyone but yourself.
582
00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:36,365
What? That-That's not fair.
583
00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:38,765
Eric... why are you so angry?
584
00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:41,365
Because we've been friends
since we were nine years old,
585
00:37:41,445 --> 00:37:44,765
and you've abandoned me for someone
that you've known for five seconds.
586
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,565
You've changed, man.
The old Otis would never do that.
587
00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:49,285
- I didn't...
- No, but you did.
588
00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:52,885
You seriously think that she likes you?
You can't even touch yourself, man.
589
00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:53,965
Wake up.
590
00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,205
I'm self-obsessed?
591
00:37:57,285 --> 00:38:00,885
You can't stand it if you're not
the center of attention all the time.
592
00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:02,325
Well, at least I'm not delusional.
593
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,605
No, the truth is, Eric,
you're only angry right now
594
00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:06,605
because I'm getting a life
beyond our friendship,
595
00:38:06,645 --> 00:38:07,925
and you can't deal with it.
596
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,285
I rang your mom to pick me up
because this is where I felt safe.
597
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:19,125
I think I made a mistake.
598
00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:35,605
You all right, darling?
Do you want to talk?
599
00:38:49,045 --> 00:38:49,885
What happened?
600
00:38:49,965 --> 00:38:53,325
- Nothing.
- Eric, talk to me.
601
00:38:53,445 --> 00:38:55,645
Nothing happened, Dad.
I don't wanna talk about it.
602
00:38:57,205 --> 00:39:01,885
If you're going to live like this...
you have to toughen up.
603
00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:54,725
Did you come back for your shoes?
604
00:39:55,845 --> 00:39:57,005
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
605
00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:02,805
I don't want to have a girlfriend
that I don't know anything about.
606
00:40:02,885 --> 00:40:04,285
For Chrissake.
607
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,685
Let's just go see where I live, then.
608
00:40:35,885 --> 00:40:39,445
It's nice.
609
00:40:39,525 --> 00:40:42,845
The rumors about my family are true.
610
00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:46,325
Some of them, anyway.
611
00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:49,765
Mom's got addiction issues, and my dad
pissed off before I can remember.
612
00:40:50,805 --> 00:40:53,285
So they weren't accountants, then?
613
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,325
I'm not a shiny person, Jackson.
614
00:41:11,165 --> 00:41:14,485
I've been on anti-anxiety medication
since I was 11.
615
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:19,125
Sometimes I get panic attacks so bad,
I think I might die.
616
00:41:20,405 --> 00:41:22,965
I puke most mornings...
617
00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:26,525
before assembly and after every race.
618
00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:30,205
I don't sleep well because
I can't stop my mind from whirling,
619
00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:32,645
and my moms might be getting a divorce.
620
00:41:34,045 --> 00:41:35,045
They fight...
621
00:41:35,845 --> 00:41:36,885
all the time.
622
00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:41,165
And it's like I'm the glue
that's holding them together.
623
00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:45,285
It's a lot.
624
00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:47,925
When I'm with you, I just...
625
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:52,685
It's the only time I don't feel my mind's
going, like, a hundred miles an hour.
626
00:41:54,525 --> 00:41:56,165
I thought your family was perfect.
627
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,605
Not so shiny, either, am I?
628
00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:25,525
So...
629
00:42:27,325 --> 00:42:29,125
am I gonna get a house tour,
then, or what?
630
00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:30,205
Heh.
631
00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:32,005
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
632
00:42:32,085 --> 00:42:33,085
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
633
00:43:33,085 --> 00:43:36,925
Firstly, a very serious warning
634
00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:40,925
about pornographic images
shared on mobile devices.
635
00:43:42,325 --> 00:43:45,485
This kind of behavior
is not only despicable...
636
00:43:46,485 --> 00:43:49,045
but it has very serious consequences
637
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:53,125
that may result in legal action.
638
00:43:54,005 --> 00:43:57,805
Now, we do not know
who sent the photograph in question.
639
00:43:59,005 --> 00:44:03,165
However,
we are continuing to look into it.
640
00:44:03,245 --> 00:44:05,125
I heard it's Ruby's vagina.
641
00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:07,405
- Thank you.
- Ruby's got big beef curtains.
642
00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,085
Now...
643
00:44:16,885 --> 00:44:17,885
It's my vagina.
644
00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:22,685
- Sit down.
- No. That is my vagina in the photo.
645
00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,565
Sit down.
646
00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:28,685
No, it's my vagina.
647
00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:32,045
Now... thank you, Maeve.
Settle down, please.
648
00:44:33,765 --> 00:44:36,965
You're both wrong. It's my vagina.
649
00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:39,965
It... mm...
It cannot be all your vaginas.
650
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,205
I also have a vagina.
651
00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:44,565
Well, congratulations. Please sit down.
652
00:44:44,645 --> 00:44:46,885
- It's my vagina.
- It's my vagina.
653
00:44:46,965 --> 00:44:48,125
- Enough.
- It's my vagina.
654
00:44:48,205 --> 00:44:49,965
- It's my vagina.
- Thank you. I understand
655
00:44:50,085 --> 00:44:51,925
- what you are trying to do.
- It is my vagina.
656
00:44:51,965 --> 00:44:53,005
You don't have a vagina.
657
00:44:53,085 --> 00:44:56,165
You do not have a vagina in the same way
that I do not have a vagina.
658
00:44:56,245 --> 00:44:58,965
- It's my vagina.
- Please, would you all just sit down?
659
00:44:59,045 --> 00:45:00,885
- It is required...
- It's my vagina.
660
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,005
- It's my vagina.
- Ah, just sit down.
661
00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:05,925
- It's my vagina.
- Vaginas! Bloody vaginas!
662
00:45:11,765 --> 00:45:13,605
It's my vagina.