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As she entered
the interrogation chamber,
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Glenoxi felt her captor eyeing her.
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His long serpentine tongue oozed
out of his wet,gash-like mouth.
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She eyed his pulsating purple penis,
inching towards it.
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She felt her abdominal sex cavity quiver.
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She could almost taste one
of his three mucal glands.
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As she pulled his glistening phallus
inside her,
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she felt...
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She felt...
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"What am I meant to be feeling here?"
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"This is your fantasy.
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What do we do next?"
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"What am I feeling?
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And why have I got dick hands?"
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I don't know.
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Do you use contraception?
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Yeah. Condoms.
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- I didn't notice it split or anything.
- Mm.
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Condoms aren't always
a hundred percent effective.
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It certainly appears that way.
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Have you considered
any other forms of contraception?
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Uh, implants, the pill...
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I'll think about it.
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And how many sexual partners
do you currently have?
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Male or female?
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Just one at the moment. He's a he.
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And have you considered
the possibility of adoption?
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I don't think anyone would want
a pregnant 17-year-old.
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Heh.
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I don't want to do adoption, no.
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Right.
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And who's gonna be there to collect you
after the procedure?
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Uh, no one, just me.
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Mm. Uh, unfortunately, it's a requirement.
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What if I was a serial killer?
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Or a hermit?
Or my whole family had died in a fire?
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- Would I still need to bring someone then?
- Yeah. It's our policy.
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You think I have a sister?
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I don't know, you could have.
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We've lived together
17 fuckin' years, Jeffrey.
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Wouldn't you know if I had a sister?
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When's my birthday?
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Fuck you, Jeffrey!
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That's domestic abuse.
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Forgettin' someone's birthday is not
domestic abuse, Cynthia.
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Everything all right, love?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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Sorry. The number
you have dialed is not in service.
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Oh... Oh!
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No. No, no, no.
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- Shit!
- Are you all right, darling?
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I'm fine! I'm fine, Mum!
Everything's ordinary.
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Shit. Okay... Ugh!
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- What have you got on today?
- I can't talk right now, Mum.
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Well, I'm asking about your school,
not your personal life.
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I know. I'm late for school.
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Well... But it's only 7:15.
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Yeah, I got clinic, I got sex clinic.
I got homework to do.
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- Okay. I love you.
- I love you too. Bye.
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Don't go in my room.
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Why?
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No particular reason. It's messy.
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I'll clean it.
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Okay.
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31:23. That's not bad.
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- We can do better.
- Oh!
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- Push him hard today, Coach.
- I always do.
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Where's the only place that success
comes before work?
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- The dictionary.
- Teamwork?
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- Is dream work!
- Get in there and swim, swim, swim!
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Okay!
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Not my business.
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Not my business.
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Good morning, everyone.
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As you all know,
we are holding a charity event next week
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for Ugandan schoolgirls,
raising awareness for...
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sanitary towels.
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No. Um... Period pads.
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Hm. Lady things.
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Sanitary products...
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And what are you doing here
so early, Maeve?
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Gettin' a head start, Mr. Groff.
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Very good.
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- Carry on.
- Go with sanitary products, sir.
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It's more professional.
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Less creepy.
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Right.
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Good.
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Thank you, Maeve.
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You're welcome.
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Uh...
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You're late.
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- Drop something?
- No.
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No? Why are you eyeballing
the ground, then?
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- I'm not.
- You are.
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It's unsettling.
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Whatever.
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- You've got a 7:45, an 8:00, and an 8:15.
- Okay.
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- Better be quick.
- Okay.
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Do you want some background
of the clients, or...
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No, I'm okay.
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Okay.
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I'm totally in love with Mr. Hendricks,
but he doesn't know I exist.
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How do I make him see me?
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Are you sure? I mean...
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My pubes are out of control.
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I've only just cut them
and they've grown back.
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I'm like Wolverine.
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And then how did that make you feel?
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I fucked a warm melon,
and now it stings when I pee.
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Now, that is unusual. Hm.
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Hi. Uh...
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- Do you have an appointment?
- Uh, no. Uh...
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But can I just stay in here for a bit?
Um...
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I... I want people to think I've had sex.
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Listen, I hear you.
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Peer pressure is hard,
but living with regret is harder.
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No. Uh, sorry... Uh...
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I don't need therapy. I...
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I just wanted Molly Bell to see me coming
in here so she thinks I've had sex.
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Uh, you don't have to speak.
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Oh. Right.
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Okay.
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Morning, Eric.
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Morning, Jean. Love the kimono.
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Ooh, love the jumper. Look at that.
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Rrrrowl!
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Hm.
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- What do you want?
- Is Otis ready?
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No, he's gone already.
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He had a project or something.
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Didn't he tell you?
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Oh, no, uh... He mu...
He must have forgotten.
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What a silly little man.
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- Hm.
- Mm. Okay.
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It can be hard...
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when friends find new interests.
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But you mustn't feel left behind.
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It can actually be an opportunity for you
to find out what's important to you...
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as an individual.
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Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Do you have any hobbies?
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Uh, not really.
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I used to sing in church choir,
but then I realized I can't sing.
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- Right.
- And I stopped believing in God.
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- That'll do it.
- So... yeah.
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So...
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Cool. Cool.
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- Bye, Jean.
- Bye, Eric.
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Yeah.
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- Jean Milburn?
- Yeah, that's me.
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Bastard.
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E! My man. How's it hangin'?
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- Yeah...
- What, this?
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Ed Sheeran. I mean, say what you want
about the little fella, but...
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- he's a total genius, right?
- Yeah.
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I've been meaning to speak to you.
Swing Band are holding auditions today.
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- I think you should sign up.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
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Why would you say that?
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Look, me and, uh...
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- Swing Band are sh...
- Hip. Yes, we are.
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But one can only try.
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Trying's the whole game.
No one can stop you trying.
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Well, they can try, I suppose.
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No, no, no, but seriously,
I think you should swing by.
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Excuse the pun.
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You could be a really great fit.
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- Think about it.
- Yeah...
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- Okay.
- Yeah?
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Told you we'd make some money.
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- ...show you...
- Uh... Sure, okay.
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- See you later.
- See you.
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Hey, Aimee,
what are you doing later today?
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Going to Kyle's for a smoke.
We're a thing now.
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- Why?
- Basically, I need someone to help me...
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When you're stoned,
do you ever get a really relaxed asshole?
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'Cause the other day,
I was doing a bong with Kyle
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and I literally thought
I was gonna shit myself.
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Like, I could feel it inching out
my bumhole.
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- Has that ever happened to you?
- Not really. No.
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- Sorry, what were you saying?
- What do you want, cock biter?
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Nothing. Gotta go. Cocks to bite.
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Maeve. Oh!
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- You look hot today.
- Huh.
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- What are you doing later?
- Why?
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The qualifiers are today at 5:00
and I was gonna ask
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- if you felt like watching me swim?
- Oh.
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Right, um... I can't.
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- Why not? What, you busy?
- Yeah, maybe I am.
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Maybe I live a whole rich life filled
with adventure and intrigue.
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It is possible to experience things
you don't know about, Jackson.
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Okay. Uh...
Well, I might see you later, then?
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If you're not too busy
adventuring or intriguing.
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Jackson.
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Yeah?
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Uh...
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Uh, good luck later.
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Maeve. Hold on a second.
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I need to talk to you
about your As You Like It essay.
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Uh... Interesting use of alliteration
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and quite a complex understanding
of Shakespeare's ability
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- to penetrate the male psyche.
- Thanks.
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- But...
- But what?
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It's similar to Simone's.
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Very similar, Maeve.
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Maybe we're just being churned out
like little robots.
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- Hm. You're a funny girl. Quick.
- Mm-hm.
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Why don't you put some of that
into your work?
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I really don't think you need
to be copying Simone’s work.
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Please do not get yourself
kicked out of school.
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It would be a colossal waste
of everyone's time.
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Aren't you supposed to say
something encouraging?
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Shine brighter.
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So please remember to bring in
your baked goods
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for the girls in year nine
who are raising money for Ugandan...
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sanitary products.
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As we all know...
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well, some of us,
uh, more than others...
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Uh, that special...
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time of the month for women
is very normal.
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- Where were you this morning?
- ...alter their everyday lives
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- beyond mild inconvenience.
- Something really bad happened.
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You forgot to save Zelda again?
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So, imagine, if you will...
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- I had a... sex dream...
- ...that you do not have any sanitary...
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- ...about Maeve.
- That's brilliant!
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About the sanitary things, yaaas!
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Uh, anyway, um... uh...
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that most uncomfortable thought...
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- Oh, my God. Tell me everything.
- ...is why the fearless year nine girls...
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Was it ALS challenge
or just your basic dick sneeze?
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- It feels wrong, okay? I don't like it.
- No, it's fine.
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It's not fine, okay?
My brain objectified her
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- and I feel like a... like a bad person.
- But it's normal!
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Menstruation is a very good thing.
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Actually, it's... it's good
to have a good clean out.
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Um...
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Um, it's very healthy, actually, okay?
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- Because if...
- Sit down. Sit down.
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Dude, I am so proud of you.
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See you later.
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- Lightning!
- Pssssh!
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- All right, dickhead?
- Hi.
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Maeve, nice to see you again.
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'Cause I saw you this morning.
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In school, not in my dreams.
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I need to ask a favor.
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Oh, yeah? Uh, what is it?
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I need you to meet me somewhere
after school at 6:30.
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- Is this a clinic thing?
- No.
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If you can't, don't worry.But...
253
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Oh, yeah, Yeah, yeah. No, I can.
254
00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:46,485
- Yeah?
- Completely.
255
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,205
- Um, whereabouts, exactly?
- Cool. I'll text you the address.
256
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:50,445
- Cool beans.
- See you later.
257
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,365
Cool beans.
258
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:58,005
She's asking you on a date.
259
00:15:58,085 --> 00:15:59,605
- It's not a date.
- It's a date!
260
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:00,821
- She called me dickhead.
- Oh.
261
00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:02,981
You don't call someone dickhead
and ask them on a date.
262
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,125
She probably knows
I had a creepy sex dream about her.
263
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:07,445
Now she's gonna expose me
as the lech that I am.
264
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:09,245
Uh, okay, she's not a psychic.
265
00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:12,645
Also, chill out. You jizzed your pants,
you're not Hannibal Lecter.
266
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:15,525
- What if I am?
- Okay, what happened in this dream?
267
00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:18,325
She was...
268
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:20,325
- Her pants...
- Uh-huh?
269
00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:23,005
And... No, actually,
I don't wanna talk about this.
270
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:26,245
I... Oh, okay.
Well, what's at 439 Trently, anyway?
271
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:30,205
It's a tower block with a load
of businesses and-and a sushi restaurant.
272
00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:34,525
- Why would she want me to have sushi?
- Raw fish is an aphrodisiac.
273
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:37,525
- This is totally a date!
- Oh, this is making me feel weird.
274
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,325
- I don't like being out of control.
- You'll be fine.
275
00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:42,485
Okay? Whatever it is, just be casual.
276
00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:44,565
Girls like dudes that are casual.
277
00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:46,525
You know, chilled.
278
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:50,845
But maybe reconsider your outfit
just in case it is a date.
279
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,181
- It's not a date.
- It's a date.
280
00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:53,405
It's definitely...
281
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,765
- What do you think I should wear?
- Ooh! Um...
282
00:16:57,565 --> 00:16:59,645
Okay, uh, think Jon Hamm.
283
00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:00,725
But chilled.
284
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,765
Okay? Like casual Hamm.
285
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:06,165
I'm not casual, though!
And I look nothing like Jon Hamm.
286
00:17:06,245 --> 00:17:07,405
- Yeah, that's true.
- My God.
287
00:17:07,645 --> 00:17:08,845
I need some new clothes.
288
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,005
Bye, Casual Hamm.
289
00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:13,845
Oh, this?
290
00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:16,285
Yeah, no, I'm auditionin' for Swing Band,
thanks for askin'.
291
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,005
So nice that you care about
what's happenin' in my life.
292
00:17:23,765 --> 00:17:24,925
Okay, good night.
293
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,605
Good night.
294
00:17:40,565 --> 00:17:43,485
Good try, Eric!
295
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:45,965
Huh? Right, team?
296
00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:47,925
You know,
297
00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:50,485
Swing Band's a collective.
298
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:52,725
I'm merely the guy with the baton.
299
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,365
So I'll leave it to the gang to decide
whether or not you're in,
300
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:58,365
but, remember that Leon has leukemia
301
00:17:58,485 --> 00:18:00,605
and we do desperately need a French horn.
302
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,845
So...
303
00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:04,325
What do we say?
304
00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:07,725
Is Eric in da posse?
305
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,005
Huh?
306
00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,045
Show of hands, please.
307
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:16,805
Can we get a show of hands, please?
308
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,325
And there it is.
309
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:21,725
You're in, Eric.
310
00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:24,125
Congrats, man!
311
00:18:24,565 --> 00:18:26,285
Pull up a pew, Mr. Magoo.
312
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,365
Sit down, girl.
313
00:18:28,445 --> 00:18:30,005
Get outta here! Go on, sit down.
314
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,205
Okay, so...
315
00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,685
- Let's watch...
- I can practice with you if you like.
316
00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,325
Get you up to speed.
317
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:39,885
Okay, okay, okay.
318
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,365
Great, how about after school?
319
00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:43,245
- Okay, and I want more sax on bar 12.
- Yeah.
320
00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:45,045
- Here we go! Good.
- Yeah. Coolio.
321
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,685
Okay, guys, from the top.
322
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,165
One, two, three, four. One!
323
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:53,125
God!
324
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:55,845
Oh!
325
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:58,245
Feel it!
326
00:19:12,205 --> 00:19:15,445
That was tight as fuck.
327
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,125
God!
328
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,525
Eat it!
329
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:23,645
At eight weeks,
your baby's heart is beating.
330
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,845
At 15 weeks, your baby can see light.
331
00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:27,925
Did you know that at six weeks,
your baby can feel?
332
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,005
Shut up.
333
00:19:29,765 --> 00:19:32,285
Life begins at conception.
Termination is murder.
334
00:19:33,285 --> 00:19:35,525
- God loves you.
- Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.
335
00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:36,605
Wait, just...
336
00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:40,285
What is wrong with you?
Do you hate all life?
337
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:43,965
I'm fine. Please don't touch me.
338
00:19:49,445 --> 00:19:52,925
Oh! Shittin' hell...
339
00:19:53,245 --> 00:19:54,245
Ah...
340
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,685
That is a lot of steps.
341
00:19:57,485 --> 00:19:59,205
Are you all right, ladies?
342
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:01,965
You all right, love? Yeah?
343
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:04,205
Hello.
344
00:20:04,565 --> 00:20:06,485
If you could just give me the form.
345
00:20:06,525 --> 00:20:08,605
I've... I've been here before.
346
00:20:09,365 --> 00:20:11,365
Oh.
347
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,045
Oh!
348
00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:17,645
Right.
349
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,845
Bloody hell.
350
00:20:20,325 --> 00:20:23,405
They treat us like toddlers, don't they?
All this hand-holdin'.
351
00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:29,325
Well, you're chatty, aren't you?
352
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,565
Don't feel like talking.
353
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,925
Suit yourself, princess.
354
00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:41,925
Oh, Christ on a bike.
355
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:46,445
Can... Um... 'Scuse me. Can we, um...
356
00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:48,325
Can... Can we change the channels?
357
00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:52,965
I just really don't think soft porn's
the right tone.
358
00:20:53,925 --> 00:20:55,165
Fucking hell.
359
00:20:57,045 --> 00:21:00,325
- Do you mind not doing that, please?
- Got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
360
00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:05,285
...peninsula of France?
361
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,805
- Oh! Score!
- What got into the capital...
362
00:21:07,885 --> 00:21:10,845
- ...leader in 1946...
- You any good at quizzes?
363
00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:12,725
- ...original name in '93, which leader?
- No.
364
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,445
The American War of Independence
took place
365
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,085
during the reign of which British king?
366
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,365
Uh, Henry VIII.
367
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,285
- George III.
- Yeah.
368
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,421
- Whose 1950 novel A Town Like Alice...
- Fuckin' tits!
369
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,165
...is set in the Far Eastern theatre
of the Second World War?
370
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,125
Okay.
371
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:43,245
Otis, it's your dad calling.
372
00:21:43,325 --> 00:21:44,525
I've got a... got a thing.
373
00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:49,685
Hi, Remi.
374
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,685
Sorry, he, uh... has a thing.
375
00:21:51,765 --> 00:21:54,685
Oh, no, I was hoping to catch you.
Did you, uh...
376
00:21:54,765 --> 00:21:57,005
- Did you get the books?
- Uh, yes, I did.
377
00:21:57,085 --> 00:21:59,325
Well, could you sign them
and send them back to me?
378
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,045
I'll pay for the shipping.
379
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,805
I just need them
for this bloody book tour.
380
00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:07,045
- I've got these hardcore fans now...
- Will do, okay. Bye.
381
00:22:07,365 --> 00:22:09,205
No, wait. Um... Wait, uh...
382
00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:10,765
How are you getting on?
383
00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:12,125
Have you been writing?
384
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,365
Yes.
385
00:22:13,525 --> 00:22:16,285
Yes, in fact, I'm starting a new book.
386
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,845
A new book? Well, that's... that's great!
387
00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:21,485
So... So who's your new publisher
now, then?
388
00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:26,085
'Cause I... I heard through the grapevine
that your old one had to let you go.
389
00:22:28,045 --> 00:22:29,045
I... You know.
390
00:22:29,285 --> 00:22:33,005
I'm floating it around, as you do,
just trying to find the right fit.
391
00:22:33,205 --> 00:22:34,245
You know that whole...
392
00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:35,965
rigmarole.
393
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:37,525
Good for you.
394
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:40,805
I... I'm just surprised, I guess, that...
395
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:42,725
that you're writing again, 'cause, uh...
396
00:22:42,885 --> 00:22:45,845
you always found it so hard to focus,
didn't you, when we were together?
397
00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:47,965
I guess being single is freeing, Remi.
398
00:22:48,205 --> 00:22:52,365
Oh! So severe, Jeanie. So severe.
399
00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:55,245
Go on, though, what's it all about, eh?
400
00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:56,325
Elevator pitch.
401
00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:58,205
Sex?
402
00:22:58,765 --> 00:23:00,285
- My patients?
- Ah.
403
00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:02,885
Oh! That's one now.
404
00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:06,685
Really important one,
fascinating... sexual issues.
405
00:23:06,765 --> 00:23:07,765
Bye, Remi.
406
00:23:08,365 --> 00:23:12,165
Oh, uh...
please Skype with Otis this week.
407
00:23:12,245 --> 00:23:14,605
- He gets very down when you don't.
- Yes, of course.
408
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,725
Thank you.
409
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:21,605
Fucking piece of...
wanking piece of fucking shit!
410
00:23:21,685 --> 00:23:25,885
Yes, I'm writing a book, you fuck.
You don't fucking own words, you...
411
00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:28,885
Shit!
412
00:23:29,245 --> 00:23:31,245
Ow!
413
00:23:33,085 --> 00:23:35,685
Bearded piece of fucking shit.
414
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,805
Take that, Thunderdick.
415
00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:08,645
Hello, Maeve, how are you?
416
00:24:09,805 --> 00:24:10,805
Hey.
417
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,885
It's really nice to hang out with you
outside of school.
418
00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:18,805
I really admire your strength.
419
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,885
Excuse me. Are you picking someone up?
420
00:24:23,165 --> 00:24:25,085
I'm... I'm just meeting a friend.
421
00:24:25,885 --> 00:24:27,365
Is she having an abortion?
422
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:32,325
No! We're just getting some sushi.
I think.
423
00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:35,125
Is sushi some kind of sick code
for killing your baby?
424
00:24:35,205 --> 00:24:36,205
I don't think so.
425
00:24:36,285 --> 00:24:38,765
We have some pamphlets
we think you'd be very interested in.
426
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,301
At six weeks, your baby can feel.
427
00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:42,261
- At eight weeks...
- Please, don't do this!
428
00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:44,645
At 15 weeks, a baby can see light.
429
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:48,741
Which novel by
the English Quaker, Anna Sewell,
430
00:24:48,765 --> 00:24:51,165
is subtitled The Autobiography of a Horse?
431
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:53,245
Horse? Uh... Horse.
432
00:24:53,805 --> 00:24:56,165
- Uh, uh, Sea... Uh, Seabiscuit!
- Black Beauty.
433
00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:58,261
- Black Beauty.
- Yeah.
434
00:24:58,285 --> 00:25:01,645
Who was deputy leader of
the Conservative Party from 1975 to '91...
435
00:25:01,725 --> 00:25:04,781
- I knew you weren't just a pretty face.
- ...Thatcher's first Home Secretary...
436
00:25:04,805 --> 00:25:08,645
Hi, um...
Sorry, look, I'm looking for, uh...
437
00:25:09,245 --> 00:25:11,085
Maeve, hi.
438
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,085
Hey.
439
00:25:13,205 --> 00:25:15,405
I, uh... I didn’t know
whether to come in or not.
440
00:25:15,485 --> 00:25:17,405
You didn't specify where to meet you.
441
00:25:17,805 --> 00:25:20,445
Uh... Why are we in an abortion clinic?
442
00:25:24,685 --> 00:25:26,605
- Oh.
- I said 6:30.
443
00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:30,125
- On time is late.
- What the hell does that even mean?
444
00:25:30,765 --> 00:25:32,605
- And why are you wearing a suit?
- Uh...
445
00:25:32,685 --> 00:25:35,005
- Casual Hamm?
- Ugh. Just leave, now.
446
00:25:35,085 --> 00:25:36,525
- Just go.
- Okay. Yes, sorry.
447
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:38,125
Leaving.
448
00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:40,885
Do you still want me to wait?
449
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,005
She'll still need someone
to take her home.
450
00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:44,805
Okay.
451
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,045
He looks sweet.
Don't really seem like your type, though.
452
00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:50,445
He's not.
453
00:25:51,605 --> 00:25:52,925
A little bit of advice, lovey.
454
00:25:53,005 --> 00:25:55,365
If you want a happy life,
you keep the sweet ones around.
455
00:25:55,445 --> 00:25:56,845
I don't need a mum, thanks.
456
00:25:56,925 --> 00:25:58,885
Okay, Einstein!
457
00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:03,365
Which novelist and artist Illustrated
his own series of novels, Titus Groan,
458
00:26:03,445 --> 00:26:04,925
Gormenghast and Titus Alone?
459
00:26:05,005 --> 00:26:07,885
- Come on, I bet you know this one.
- Yeah, it's Mervyn Peake.
460
00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:08,965
- Mervyn Peake.
- Yeah.
461
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:11,421
I think we'd all appreciate
a bit of quiet right now, thanks.
462
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,285
...called Berlin Game and Mexico Set.
463
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,805
What city is in the title
of the third book, Match...
464
00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:27,765
She's totally having an abortion,
isn't she?
465
00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:30,285
Scumbags, I hope you get raped!
466
00:26:32,685 --> 00:26:33,725
Ugh!
467
00:26:34,005 --> 00:26:35,005
What the hell?
468
00:26:35,645 --> 00:26:37,925
- You okay?
- Uh... Yeah.
469
00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:40,925
- Did it get in your eyes or mouth?
- I don't think so.
470
00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:42,445
I've got some wipes with me.
471
00:26:42,725 --> 00:26:45,085
- Your friend's gonna burn in hell.
- Okay, well, I don't...
472
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:48,405
see it that way,
but thank you for the wipe.
473
00:26:48,805 --> 00:26:50,525
- Can I have a wipe?
- Get your own wipe.
474
00:26:54,765 --> 00:26:56,325
People don't normally throw stuff.
475
00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:57,405
Okay, well.
476
00:26:58,045 --> 00:27:00,845
Good luck with that.
I'm... I'm going away now.
477
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,805
That bench has got sick on it.
478
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,645
You can sit with us if you like.
479
00:27:09,925 --> 00:27:10,805
But he's...
480
00:27:10,885 --> 00:27:12,965
We're all God's children.
Now shut up, Charlie.
481
00:27:17,885 --> 00:27:19,845
...as Ivanhoe in the 1958...
482
00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:21,445
- Oh, my God!
- Come on!
483
00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:22,565
- Dad!
- Leave the channel!
484
00:27:22,605 --> 00:27:24,525
- You wanna sort this out?
- It isn't fair!
485
00:27:24,605 --> 00:27:25,645
It was the right channel!
486
00:27:25,725 --> 00:27:27,101
This isn't fair!
487
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:28,125
That's for me!
488
00:27:28,325 --> 00:27:29,885
That's for me. Sorry.
489
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,045
I just saw two pigeons having sex.
490
00:27:35,205 --> 00:27:36,205
Oh.
491
00:27:36,605 --> 00:27:38,445
Great. Well, come on in, then.
492
00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,845
Eric, who is your friend?
493
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:43,525
This is Lily.
We're practicing for Swing Band together.
494
00:27:43,605 --> 00:27:46,285
- Don't stop, don't talk, go!
- Keep your door open, please.
495
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,405
Yeah, Pa.
496
00:27:49,605 --> 00:27:51,725
- Who are those girls?
- My sisters.
497
00:27:53,445 --> 00:27:54,605
It's a girl.
498
00:27:55,165 --> 00:27:56,365
Ooh!
499
00:27:56,445 --> 00:27:57,525
Eric's got a girlfriend!
500
00:27:58,765 --> 00:27:59,805
A girlfriend.
501
00:28:06,005 --> 00:28:07,005
Hey.
502
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:09,245
It'll be all right.
503
00:28:11,765 --> 00:28:13,005
I promise.
504
00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:19,365
Just take my bloody hand.
505
00:28:40,445 --> 00:28:42,925
Maeve?
506
00:28:43,005 --> 00:28:44,565
Hi, Maeve. I'm Dr. Atwan.
507
00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:45,885
Hop up on the table.
508
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,365
- Maeve, are you right- or left-handed?
- Right-handed.
509
00:29:22,445 --> 00:29:26,525
A sharp scratch...
510
00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,245
This will make you a little bit sleepy.
511
00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,565
So, do you have any hobbies, Maeve?
512
00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:44,365
Oh, the usual. Water polo.
513
00:29:44,925 --> 00:29:45,925
Crochet.
514
00:29:46,565 --> 00:29:48,205
I also run illegal cock fights.
515
00:29:49,805 --> 00:29:51,725
Is this supposed to be knocking me out?
516
00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:53,485
'Cause I don't think...
517
00:30:06,845 --> 00:30:08,725
You can't still be angry with me.
518
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:11,005
You should be ashamed!
519
00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:12,685
I'm not with them.
520
00:30:12,765 --> 00:30:14,245
I'm just waiting for a friend.
521
00:30:14,925 --> 00:30:16,365
That bench had sick on it.
522
00:30:17,325 --> 00:30:19,765
You spelt "foetus" wrong again, Charlie.
It’s not that hard.
523
00:30:20,805 --> 00:30:23,165
Maybe I should just leave.
You obviously don't want me here.
524
00:30:23,245 --> 00:30:25,285
Oh, right, so the babies
aren't that important then?
525
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,525
Okay. I think I am gonna go to the shops.
526
00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,205
- Stretch my legs.
- I'll come with you.
527
00:30:32,645 --> 00:30:35,205
Okay, well, how about we all go
to the shops together?
528
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:37,645
- I'm not going with him.
- Whatever.
529
00:30:48,445 --> 00:30:50,805
Okay, I think we're about ready to start.
530
00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:52,485
Would you like to have sex with me?
531
00:30:52,565 --> 00:30:55,685
What... What are you doing?
Why are you naked?
532
00:30:55,765 --> 00:30:57,645
- It's okay. I want to.
- Oh!
533
00:30:58,245 --> 00:30:59,405
I'd like to have sex.
534
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:03,845
I think you're sexy, and I really want
to have sex with someone.
535
00:31:04,205 --> 00:31:05,805
- I'm gay!
- Fuck! Really?
536
00:31:05,885 --> 00:31:07,045
Yeah, properly.
537
00:31:10,205 --> 00:31:12,405
- You could pretend I'm a boy.
- Um, I don't think...
538
00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:16,365
- We could wank each other off.
- No. No. No, thank you.
539
00:31:28,685 --> 00:31:30,765
- Is that your boyfriend?
- No.
540
00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:32,525
- No, it's Jesus.
- Really?
541
00:31:33,045 --> 00:31:34,925
- Uh...
- I didn't realize Jesus could be black.
542
00:31:36,085 --> 00:31:39,645
Well, he was probably brown,
but, you know, why not black?
543
00:31:40,925 --> 00:31:44,205
God, black Jesus
is much sexier than white Jesus.
544
00:31:45,725 --> 00:31:47,325
How come your Jesus has muscles?
545
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:50,085
Well, he probably had to do
a lot of carryin' and stuff.
546
00:31:50,165 --> 00:31:51,845
- What's in here?
- Uh, no...
547
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,405
- Do you dress up like a lady?
- No.
548
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,886
No, I mean, I like dressin' up,
but no, I’m not a ladyboy or anythin'.
549
00:32:00,565 --> 00:32:02,645
Let’s do a makeover.
550
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,005
Really?
551
00:32:05,085 --> 00:32:06,805
Okay!
552
00:32:21,045 --> 00:32:22,365
Come on, Jackson!
553
00:32:25,925 --> 00:32:27,085
Come on!
554
00:32:27,205 --> 00:32:28,485
Jackson!
555
00:32:29,565 --> 00:32:31,045
Jackson!
556
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,205
On your marks, please.
557
00:32:54,445 --> 00:32:57,205
- He had sex with someone else.
- Okay.
558
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,805
It's just so hard to get that image
out of my brain, you know?
559
00:32:59,885 --> 00:33:00,765
Yeah.
560
00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:03,365
I look at him and all I see
is other women with their lady bits,
561
00:33:03,405 --> 00:33:05,165
and he’s putting his bits in their bits.
562
00:33:05,245 --> 00:33:06,725
Penetrative sex. It's horrible.
563
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,805
- Have you ever had someone cheat on you?
- Um...
564
00:33:10,485 --> 00:33:11,485
No.
565
00:33:13,005 --> 00:33:14,085
When did this happen?
566
00:33:14,645 --> 00:33:16,005
It was before we got together.
567
00:33:17,285 --> 00:33:19,045
I thought you just said he cheated.
568
00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:21,485
He did cheat, on Jesus.
569
00:33:22,245 --> 00:33:24,125
We're supposed to wait till marriage.
570
00:33:24,725 --> 00:33:26,005
But Charlie's born again.
571
00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,165
Before he joined our church, he had a...
572
00:33:29,445 --> 00:33:32,725
very different lifestyle,
or so I recently discovered.
573
00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:36,765
Well, yeah, I can imagine it's hard
574
00:33:37,005 --> 00:33:39,605
when you're comparing
your lack of experience
575
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,685
to someone else's sexual history.
576
00:33:41,765 --> 00:33:44,285
What? No, I have experience.
577
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,365
- You do?
- Yeah.
578
00:33:46,445 --> 00:33:50,885
Hand jobs, fingering,
oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff.
579
00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:53,605
- That's extensive.
- Yeah, but no sex.
580
00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:56,645
That's sacred, between a man and woman
on their wedding night.
581
00:33:56,725 --> 00:33:58,045
Or it's supposed to be, but...
582
00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:00,245
I'll just be another girl to him.
583
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:05,885
Jackson! Keep it going, son!
Keep your stroke!
584
00:34:05,965 --> 00:34:08,325
You're nearly there! Come on!
585
00:34:10,445 --> 00:34:12,885
Come on, that's right! Go on!
586
00:34:12,965 --> 00:34:14,165
Go! Keep it going!
587
00:34:20,045 --> 00:34:21,525
Yes!
588
00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:22,565
Yes!
589
00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,045
Well done!
590
00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,525
Well done, my son!
591
00:34:29,925 --> 00:34:32,005
Yes, Jackson!
592
00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:35,125
Yes!
593
00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:38,365
- Well done, my boy.
- Thank you, sir.
594
00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,885
- Oh, well done, lad! Well done!
- Thank you.
595
00:34:42,365 --> 00:34:44,461
- The school is very proud of you.
- Oh, thank you, sir.
596
00:34:44,485 --> 00:34:45,645
Oh!
597
00:34:46,165 --> 00:34:48,005
Thank you, sir. Hey, Mum.
598
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,205
Well done!
599
00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:51,685
Listen, you're gonna have
to push yourself much harder
600
00:34:51,765 --> 00:34:53,821
if you're gonna qualify for the counties.
601
00:34:53,845 --> 00:34:56,005
- Look, that was my best time yet.
- No, I know.
602
00:34:56,445 --> 00:34:58,205
But we can do better. Yeah?
603
00:34:58,285 --> 00:34:59,645
- Great.
- Yeah.
604
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,285
- Nice one.
- Well done.
605
00:35:04,765 --> 00:35:06,005
- Well done.
- Cheers.
606
00:35:14,605 --> 00:35:15,885
All right...
607
00:35:20,965 --> 00:35:23,221
I know this is none of my business, but...
608
00:35:23,245 --> 00:35:25,965
...you've kind of involved me here,
so I'm just gonna have to say it.
609
00:35:26,205 --> 00:35:29,925
Charlie can't change his past.
And what's important is who he is now.
610
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,445
I mean, we all mess up
and do impure things.
611
00:35:33,805 --> 00:35:35,205
Doesn't mean we're bad people.
612
00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:38,605
All right?
613
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,845
Besides, didn't Jesus say something
about forgiveness?
614
00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:46,005
Yeah, it's pretty much his whole thing.
615
00:35:50,525 --> 00:35:52,445
What do you get someone
who's having an abortion?
616
00:35:53,565 --> 00:35:54,645
Sunscreen.
617
00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:56,245
They'll need it in Hell.
618
00:36:09,965 --> 00:36:11,125
Thank you.
619
00:36:16,685 --> 00:36:19,365
It's very annoying that you don't want
to have sex with me.
620
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,445
Sorry.
621
00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:23,925
- I just wanna know how it feels.
- Yeah.
622
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:25,845
Have you done it?
623
00:36:26,085 --> 00:36:29,445
Not all the way,
but I do watch quite a lot of porno.
624
00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,565
- Show me.
- You don't wanna see gay porn.
625
00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:32,925
I definitely do.
626
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:41,565
It's called rimmin'.
627
00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:44,965
- Looks fun.
- Mm-hm.
628
00:36:45,045 --> 00:36:46,981
- What do you think it feels like?
- What, rimming?
629
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,085
No, sex.
630
00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:49,645
I don't know.
631
00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:51,405
I think it'll be nice.
632
00:36:52,485 --> 00:36:54,965
It feels good to wank,
so it must be like that, but better.
633
00:36:55,405 --> 00:36:57,725
And doing it with someone who likes you
must be awesome,
634
00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,005
because they really get you.
635
00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,445
Maybe the two of you become one,
like the Spice Girls said.
636
00:37:02,525 --> 00:37:03,645
Oh!
637
00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:04,845
- I'm not sure.
- Hm?
638
00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,485
- I just wanna feel a dick in my vagina.
- Mm-hm.
639
00:37:14,485 --> 00:37:16,565
Lily, it's time for you to go home.
640
00:37:17,165 --> 00:37:18,165
Um...
641
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,325
Thank you for having me.
642
00:37:23,605 --> 00:37:25,405
See you at school, Eric.
643
00:37:35,725 --> 00:37:38,005
It was me who asked to see the rimming.
644
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,125
Sorry.
645
00:37:45,325 --> 00:37:46,485
Dad, it wasn't...
646
00:37:47,245 --> 00:37:48,925
We were just havin' a bit of fun.
647
00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:52,325
- You know, dressin' up for...
- It's time for you to grow up.
648
00:37:52,565 --> 00:37:54,685
Get a job, take responsibility.
649
00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,445
See what the real world is all about.
650
00:37:59,565 --> 00:38:01,925
Take that stuff off your face
before your mother sees.
651
00:38:16,885 --> 00:38:17,885
Hey.
652
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:21,525
I fixed the sign.
653
00:38:22,405 --> 00:38:23,645
Your sign looks really good.
654
00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:33,485
Um...
655
00:38:34,805 --> 00:38:37,565
When we come out, you won't shout
at my friend, will you?
656
00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:39,565
Um...
657
00:38:41,965 --> 00:38:43,085
Probably will.
658
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:45,565
Yeah, I thought so.
659
00:39:08,485 --> 00:39:09,765
Try and drink.
660
00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:11,685
Mousse?
661
00:39:12,645 --> 00:39:13,645
Um...
662
00:39:14,445 --> 00:39:15,445
Thanks.
663
00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:23,125
Hello, Sarah.
664
00:39:23,765 --> 00:39:25,645
I remember you from last time.
665
00:39:25,725 --> 00:39:27,645
Only vanilla left, I'm afraid.
666
00:39:27,925 --> 00:39:30,845
- I don't like vanilla.
- Sorry, it's all we've got.
667
00:39:31,445 --> 00:39:34,285
Can you see if... if there are
any chocolate ones left?
668
00:39:34,845 --> 00:39:35,925
We're all out.
669
00:39:36,405 --> 00:39:39,245
Ju... Yeah, but I know
that you've got them. So, can...
670
00:39:39,765 --> 00:39:40,965
Can you just go and ask?
671
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,925
'Cause I... I really don't like vanilla,
it's not even a flavor.
672
00:39:44,245 --> 00:39:46,525
Like I said, we haven't got any.
673
00:39:46,605 --> 00:39:49,645
Yeah, and like I said,
I don't fucking like vanilla.
674
00:39:49,725 --> 00:39:51,885
So I just want a chocolate one.
675
00:39:52,965 --> 00:39:54,485
We're not a restaurant, Sarah.
676
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:58,045
Maybe there'll be a chocolate one
next time you're here.
677
00:40:09,205 --> 00:40:10,205
Oh.
678
00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,245
Hey, Einstein.
679
00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,565
Wasn't so bad, was it?
680
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:19,405
I don't like chocolate.
681
00:40:21,445 --> 00:40:23,005
Everyone likes chocolate.
682
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:24,925
Not me.
683
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,005
Thank you.
684
00:40:34,045 --> 00:40:35,685
You're not as tough as you look.
685
00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:37,885
It's been a shitty day.
686
00:40:38,565 --> 00:40:39,565
Yeah.
687
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,085
Look, don't... don't worry, love.
688
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,245
I got three kids,
689
00:40:48,325 --> 00:40:52,845
and I feel way more guilty
about the ones that I had
690
00:40:52,925 --> 00:40:54,125
than the ones I chose not to.
691
00:40:57,365 --> 00:41:01,685
It's better not being a mum at all
than being a bad one.
692
00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:07,845
I bet your kids really love you.
693
00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:11,485
Hm!
694
00:41:15,445 --> 00:41:17,645
Oh, fuck off and let me eat my mousse.
695
00:41:18,325 --> 00:41:19,325
Okay.
696
00:41:33,045 --> 00:41:34,085
Hey, Mum.
697
00:41:37,325 --> 00:41:38,365
Let's get you home.
698
00:41:48,165 --> 00:41:49,165
Hi.
699
00:41:51,565 --> 00:41:52,605
You waited.
700
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,205
Of course.
701
00:41:58,445 --> 00:42:00,325
You may have some vomiting or nausea.
702
00:42:00,405 --> 00:42:02,605
If the vomiting continues
for more than 24 hours,
703
00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,165
then you should inform the clinic.
704
00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:06,485
Some bleeding is typical,
705
00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:09,765
but if it’s very heavy,
then you should call us straightaway.
706
00:42:09,845 --> 00:42:10,845
- Okay.
- Okay?
707
00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,365
Not a word.
708
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,525
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
709
00:42:26,605 --> 00:42:27,885
Do you want a sandwich?
710
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:32,205
You're so weird, Otis.
711
00:42:33,765 --> 00:42:36,085
You should meet my mum
if you think I'm weird.
712
00:42:36,165 --> 00:42:38,965
All she does is talk about sex.
She has zero boundaries.
713
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:42,245
She teaches this workshop called
"My Yoni, Myself."
714
00:42:43,365 --> 00:42:44,645
"Yoni" means vagina.
715
00:42:45,765 --> 00:42:48,045
She hates my dad, too.
He lives in America.
716
00:42:48,605 --> 00:42:51,925
But yeah, she's constantly asking me
inappropriate things,
717
00:42:52,005 --> 00:42:54,165
and she thinks it's totally acceptable.
718
00:42:54,685 --> 00:42:55,885
She’s basically mental.
719
00:43:01,605 --> 00:43:02,845
My mum's a drug addict.
720
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:07,005
She tries not to be, but... she is.
721
00:43:08,805 --> 00:43:10,125
I haven't seen her for a while.
722
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:16,525
And I have a brother as well.
He's the funniest guy I know, but...
723
00:43:18,085 --> 00:43:19,645
he's a bit all over the place.
724
00:43:19,725 --> 00:43:20,725
Not the most reliable.
725
00:43:24,325 --> 00:43:25,885
- I didn't...
- Don't say sorry.
726
00:43:26,885 --> 00:43:27,885
Okay.
727
00:43:33,525 --> 00:43:36,645
- Are those flowers for me?
- Uh... Yeah.
728
00:43:38,885 --> 00:43:41,245
- Seems a bit inappropriate now.
- No.
729
00:43:41,565 --> 00:43:42,685
No, I like 'em.
730
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:45,325
Nothing says "Happy Abortion"
like a bouquet.
731
00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:00,965
This is me.
732
00:44:03,005 --> 00:44:04,965
Do you want me to come in? I can just...
733
00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:06,685
No, it's OK. You can go.
734
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,645
- I'll see you later.
- Okay, yeah.
735
00:44:14,845 --> 00:44:16,485
Sorry, I... I'm walking you in.
736
00:44:16,565 --> 00:44:18,725
- I said I'd walk you home, so...
- Otis, I'm fine!
737
00:44:18,805 --> 00:44:21,005
No! You might bleed or hemorrhage.
738
00:44:21,085 --> 00:44:23,005
Or you could have a reaction...
739
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,925
Do you want me to come inside with you?
740
00:44:31,005 --> 00:44:33,245
- Just in case...
- I'm not inviting you in.
741
00:44:34,565 --> 00:44:36,645
I'll text you if I die.
742
00:44:37,165 --> 00:44:38,485
I'll keep my phone close.
743
00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:46,885
If you tell anyone about this,
I'll kill you.
744
00:44:49,045 --> 00:44:51,725
I have a hatchet and I know
a good place to hide a body, okay?
745
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,565
I spoke to Coach.
746
00:45:07,645 --> 00:45:08,485
Mm?
747
00:45:08,565 --> 00:45:10,805
We need to focus on the county trials.
748
00:45:11,205 --> 00:45:13,725
You don't want to let
an opportunity like this pass you by.
749
00:45:13,805 --> 00:45:15,205
- I know.
- Do you?
750
00:45:15,805 --> 00:45:17,701
That's the voice you use
when you're not listening.
751
00:45:17,725 --> 00:45:20,765
Mum. It's okay, all right? I know.
752
00:45:21,525 --> 00:45:23,445
You don't wanna live with regret,
trust me.
753
00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:26,205
I'm gonna book you in with a dietitian
first thing tomorrow morning.
754
00:45:49,445 --> 00:45:51,725
Glenoxi seized her interrogator.
755
00:45:52,325 --> 00:45:55,005
"Enough talk. It's time to fuck."
756
00:45:55,405 --> 00:45:58,525
She grabbed his giant purple penis
757
00:45:58,605 --> 00:46:01,725
and thrust it towards
her abdominal sex cavity.
758
00:46:03,045 --> 00:46:04,765
But his phallus grew limp.
759
00:46:05,525 --> 00:46:08,125
"I'm gay," said the interrogator.
760
00:46:09,845 --> 00:46:12,605
Disappointed, Glenoxi left the room.
761
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:16,765
Her quest for a mate
would lead heracross the galaxy,
762
00:46:16,845 --> 00:46:21,685
until she found an alien dick
to deflower heronce and for all.
763
00:46:32,925 --> 00:46:35,485
Okay, ladies, that was fantastic.
764
00:46:36,045 --> 00:46:37,645
Restore the floor.
765
00:46:37,725 --> 00:46:40,965
Right, okay, let's take a break.
When we come back, I'll be...
766
00:46:41,045 --> 00:46:42,485
Oh, hi.
767
00:46:42,565 --> 00:46:46,525
Just gettin' a glass of water.
Kegel exercises are really thirsty work.
768
00:46:46,965 --> 00:46:49,765
Oh! Your mum told us
all about your big news.
769
00:46:50,205 --> 00:46:51,205
Congratulations.
770
00:46:51,645 --> 00:46:52,645
What news?
771
00:46:53,005 --> 00:46:54,525
Your ejaculation.
772
00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:56,605
Well done, you!
773
00:47:19,925 --> 00:47:21,365
How was it?
774
00:47:21,445 --> 00:47:23,725
Tell me everything.
Did you feed her sashimi?
775
00:47:23,805 --> 00:47:26,085
- Um... It... It was nothing.
- Uh...
776
00:47:26,165 --> 00:47:28,045
She just wanted me
to pick something up for her.
777
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,005
- What?
- Oh, just a thing.
778
00:47:31,925 --> 00:47:33,245
Hey, I, um...
779
00:47:34,165 --> 00:47:36,285
I auditioned for Swing Band today
and I got in.
780
00:47:36,365 --> 00:47:37,365
- You got in?
- Mm-hm.
781
00:47:37,405 --> 00:47:38,285
Nice one.
782
00:47:38,365 --> 00:47:40,605
- Yeah, it's pretty great.
- I told you!
783
00:47:40,685 --> 00:47:41,605
It's pretty great.
784
00:47:41,685 --> 00:47:43,605
Then this girl offered me sex,
which was weird.
785
00:47:43,685 --> 00:47:45,261
She might be crazy.
786
00:47:45,285 --> 00:47:46,885
I think you'd like her.
787
00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:49,365
Who's that?
788
00:47:49,525 --> 00:47:50,525
Um...
789
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,285
No one.
790
00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:54,565
- You ready?
- Yeah.
791
00:47:54,645 --> 00:47:56,045
All right. You're gonna get bombed.
792
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,685
Oh, please. You only won last time
because you blue-shelled me.
793
00:47:58,765 --> 00:47:59,765
- Yeah.
- So don't try it.
794
00:47:59,845 --> 00:48:01,605
- It's true.
- Don't try... Exactly.