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What?
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Screw off, you fucking freak.
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I said go.
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Get the fuck out of here!
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What the fuck!
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You asshole!
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Hey! Who did that, huh?
Who the fuck did that?
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You?
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Break my window, you bitch?
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You break my window? Huh?
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Why don't you answer me,
you little bitch?
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Answer me.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah!
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Now, get the fuck out of here,
before I fucking kill ya.
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Man! What the fuck?
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Hey!
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Hey, boy! Come here!
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Hey, you hear me, boy?
I wanna talk to you.
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I'm eating my lunch.
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Your father is not
answering the door.
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I need my rent and that son
of a bitch is ducking me.
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Well, he can't answer.
He's sick.
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I don't give two shits.
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Sick or not, he still
gotta pay his rent.
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Hey!
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I'll get it.
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He might not even be your dad,
I mean, I don't know.
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Lots of guys run
in and out of that house.
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Ow! Son of a bitch!
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You fucker! You did that
on purpose, you asshole!
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Where the fuck
you going, you fucker?
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Get back here,
you son of a bitch!
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Fuck you!
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What?
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Shit!
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What, "What?"
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I'm tryin' to sell you some
goddamned cookies is what.
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I'm sorry. My dad's sleeping.
40
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Well, why the hell didn't you
just say that then? Shoot.
41
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Anyway, why's your dad
sleepin' in the middle
42
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of the day anyway? He lazy?
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Nah. He's got cancer.
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Well, can people with cancer
still eat cookies or whatever?
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He ain't been
eatin' much lately.
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What about you? You like cookies,
or are you as weird as you look?
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I like cookies.
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Great. We got, uh,
this peanut butter kind
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coconut kind, which tastes
like dog shit, my opinion,
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some people like 'em.
51
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And, uh, there's lemon.
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So?
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Uh, you wanna come in?
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You ain't gonna do
anything weird, right?
55
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Weird, like what?
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Like some guy down on Torrey
asked if he could see my feet.
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I don't wanna see your feet.
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Yeah, whatever.
It's fine, I guess.
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So, uh, you like music?
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Yeah, most. I mean, like rap...
61
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So, uh, you got a boyfriend?
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Not really.
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You want me
to be your boyfriend?
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I don't know. How tall are you?
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Pretty, uh... Pretty tall.
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Here.
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Put your back up against mine.
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My what?
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Like this, dummy.
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You got brothers or sisters?
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Uh, a brother, I think.
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What do you mean, "I think"?
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He's in the Marines and, uh, he
hasn't called in a while, so...
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Oh, so he kills people then?
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Yeah, that's what
they do there, I guess.
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Cool.
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You got a brother?
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Two.
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What do they do?
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They're assholes.
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Okay.
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So, uh, was I
tall enough or what?
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So you gonna be
my girlfriend or whatever?
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You gonna buy
some cookies or whatever?
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I wanna, but
I don't got any money.
86
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So, get some then.
87
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Then find me.
88
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I'm in the shit-hole on Norton.
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Wayne!
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Where you been?
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I'm, like, 20 minutes late.
92
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Like 20 minutes and three weeks.
93
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Hey, you still wanna
buy my nunchuks?
94
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The real-deal legit ones?
From Japan? Hell, yeah.
95
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I just unloaded
some rare Pokemon shit,
96
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so I'm flush right now.
97
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All right, come on.
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This ain't my lock.
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Ooh, hold up, hold up.
100
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Hey, girl.
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I got your back with them
Starbucks sandwiches.
102
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I'll see you at lunch with 'em?
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Um, all right, Orlando.
104
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Um, I'll see you.
105
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What happened to her?
With the...
106
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She got something
messed up in her spine.
107
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See, I've been
puttin' in that work
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'cause I heard she's getting
it took off in like six months.
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Guess what I noticed
nobody else did?
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She fine as hell
under that, man.
111
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Plus, you know, I'm into all that
sci-fi comic-book type stuff.
112
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So, she's little like
a super-fine cyborg.
113
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Ain't you, girl?
114
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So, you just carry around
a hammer, huh?
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I have a hammer.
116
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This ain't my stuff.
117
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Obviously. There's
actual books in it.
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Would you shut
the fuck up, please?
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Hey, we don't talk
like that in here.
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I said, "please."
121
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Where's all my stuff?
122
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Jesus, Wayne! You can't
just walk in here like that.
123
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- Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later.
- Go wait outside.
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Hey, Darren, Scott.
Sit down, right now.
125
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No disrespect, but that crazy
fool will come to my house.
126
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You won't.
127
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Why do I even bother?
Go ahead, get outta here.
128
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Sit... No, sit right down there.
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Keep quiet.
130
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Jesus H, Wayne.
You can't do that!
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All my stuff
from my locker's gone.
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All right? And somebody
took my nunchuks.
133
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You shouldn't have brought
your nunchucks into school.
134
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All right? I don't know
where they are.
135
00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,981
Okay? These kids,
they steal everything.
136
00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,749
They stole Mrs. Healy's shoes
a few weeks ago.
137
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Okay, they're not cool shoes.
138
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They're old lady, teacher shoes.
139
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Wayne, Wayne,
sit down, talk to me.
140
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I could have called Truancy, like,
five times by now and I haven't.
141
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,305
How's your dad doing?
142
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,542
You know that me and your dad
go way back, right?
143
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,078
Yep.
144
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,913
He calls you
"Butthole Tommy Cole."
145
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,448
Yes. And thanks to him, that
tradition has been passed on
146
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to this generation of students.
147
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,886
He also beat me up.
148
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,840
Beat the shit out of me
at my own birthday party.
149
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Knock it off!
150
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,627
Knock it off! I swear to God...
151
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,763
Cut that shit out right now!
152
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,070
I know I'm not supposed to,
but I hate those kids.
153
00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:42,808
Like, real... Like, adult hate.
154
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,213
It's like...
155
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Where was I?
156
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,585
Talking about my dad
beating your ass.
157
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,185
Right.
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00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:57,155
Thing is, for every time
your dad beat my ass,
159
00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,058
he beat someone else's
for me two-fold.
160
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,694
Now, he was
an asshole. No doubt.
161
00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:07,266
But he also couldn't stand for anybody
getting away with doing something wrong.
162
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,569
Does that sound
like anybody else we know?
163
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,905
Could I offer you a banana?
164
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,775
- Sorry.
- Go ahead, have it. I got another one.
165
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,377
It's at home.
166
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:22,447
Listen, Wayne, there's always gonna be
people doing rotten stuff to other people,
167
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:26,352
but you got to let the proper
people handle it the proper way.
168
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,787
People like me and the law...
169
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,288
Well, no one handled it
for my dad.
170
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:32,424
Well, nobody likes the way
that that went down, okay?
171
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:36,128
Everybody knows that work
is what made him sick.
172
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:39,765
And everybody knows that he got
screwed in court. It wasn't right.
173
00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:41,834
Listen, you have
every reason to be mad.
174
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,636
- Your mom takin' off...
- Yeah, I don't care about her, okay?
175
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:51,410
If you run around righting
wrongs all your life,
176
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,345
that'll be your life.
177
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,283
And I know it's easy
to follow in family footsteps,
178
00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,751
but you don't have to.
179
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,889
What should I be then?
180
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:07,960
I don't know, man.
181
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,764
Just don't be like
those two dickheads.
182
00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:20,272
I'm not lying, man. Those Pokemon
cards are real. And they change...
183
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:21,207
Leave him alone!
184
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,107
Come on! Stop!
185
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,251
- Chill out, robot girl.
- Come on.
186
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,075
- What you want, huh?
- Why aren't you trying?
187
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,249
What the hell
is going on down there?
188
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,186
Wayne. Wayne,
we just talked about this.
189
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,121
Wayne.
190
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,990
Wayne!
191
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,032
Well, you will not be
going back to that school.
192
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,935
I'm sorry, I ruined
your lunch date.
193
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,804
What about you?
You just come to school
194
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,539
just to knock
people's teeth out or what?
195
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,040
I need to get money.
196
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,042
- For what?
- Cookies.
197
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:58,477
Cookies?
198
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,191
Yeah, if I buy cookies from this
girl, uh, she might go out with me.
199
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:06,518
Holy shit! My man
Wayne, on the prowl.
200
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,553
Stop.
201
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,687
Look at you, all grown up, man.
202
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,490
So, uh, important question.
203
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,902
Do you know where to find the
boobies on the lady? You know...
204
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,703
- I'll fucking kill you.
- Okay, okay, okay, man, okay.
205
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,439
This is just the first time you've
ever talked to me about a girl, man.
206
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:19,532
Okay.
207
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,967
She must be something special.
What's her name?
208
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,503
I don't know.
209
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,240
Okay, well,
that's a great start.
210
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:32,978
Hold up. I got an idea.
211
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,185
It's all yours.
212
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,686
Holy shit!
213
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,322
It's your dad's collection
of titty mags!
214
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:45,391
Surreal.
215
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,061
Whoo-wee! 1982.
216
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:50,830
So much hair.
217
00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:53,365
I need a goddamn garbage bag!
218
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,833
Hey.
219
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,168
- Money.
- Oh.
220
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,371
Here.
221
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,308
Guard these with your life, okay?
With your life!
222
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,075
All right?
223
00:14:04,108 --> 00:14:05,945
I'll be back for these later!
224
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,863
You trying
to break into my house?
225
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,265
No.
226
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,567
No!
227
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,302
Just busting your balls.
228
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,510
You gonna sit?
229
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,045
Yeah.
230
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,482
I, uh...
231
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,950
Oh, no.
232
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:47,118
I just sold my last box.
233
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,404
That's okay.
234
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:49,655
I'm just kidding.
235
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,789
I saved you one.
236
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,491
It's the, uh,
shitty coconut kind,
237
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,093
you know, the one
that tastes like asshole,
238
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,429
but still, thought that
counts or whatever.
239
00:14:58,296 --> 00:14:59,965
I'm fine with the asshole one.
240
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,400
Oh, God, I don't need that much.
241
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,569
We had a deal.
242
00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:05,304
Right?
243
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,074
Okay.
244
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,143
Here's the rules.
245
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:14,546
I don't like that
romance shit, all right?
246
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,047
I don't like flowers.
247
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,651
I don't want a stupid
Valentine on Valentine's.
248
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,953
I don't wanna hold your fat,
sweaty hand all the time,
249
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:26,458
and I'm never gonna cook for you unless
I'm making something for myself. Got it?
250
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,359
Yeah.
251
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:30,963
And don't look at me
like that. Shit.
252
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,532
I, uh, don't know your name.
253
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,134
Mine's Wayne.
254
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,569
That is so weird.
255
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,704
That's my name, too.
256
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,138
Really?
257
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,423
No, dummy.
258
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:45,444
Del. My name's Del.
259
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,581
And it ain't short for nothing.
So don't ask.
260
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:55,163
What are you gonna do
with all that?
261
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,888
It's for my campaign.
262
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,089
I'm gonna be mayor.
263
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,724
- Mayor?
- I'm gonna run for Mayor.
264
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,662
When I'm old enough, and then I'll
be in charge of this shit-ass town,
265
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,265
and none of these assholes will be
able to tell me what to do anymore,
266
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,035
including my asshole dad
and my asshole brothers.
267
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,341
I'm gonna vote for you.
268
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:30,456
Hey, do you, uh, do you wanna go cut
some snakes in half with a shovel?
269
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,390
Yes.
270
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,034
I hate chores.
271
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,803
So what are you gonna be?
272
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,605
Oh, uh...
273
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,441
I don't know. I'm trying
to figure it out still.
274
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,909
What does your dad do?
275
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,219
Aside from dying and everything?
276
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,746
Would you do what he did?
277
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,681
Nah, his job
is what got him sick.
278
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:59,151
Okay, not that then.
279
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:04,223
I don't wanna anything to do
with my bitch-ass family, anyway.
280
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,792
I'm gonna do everything I can to make
sure nobody even knows I'm one of 'em.
281
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,561
I don't know. It's your family.
282
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,729
Don't you need people
to remind you who you are,
283
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:12,963
where you're from or whatever?
284
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,901
Daddy! Daddy!
285
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,436
Hey. Back off.
286
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,438
Uh-uh-uh.
287
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,774
Whoa, what have we
got here, huh?
288
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,442
Who the fuck are you?
289
00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:25,477
Who are ya?
290
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,478
Who the fuck are ya?
291
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,085
Now, why were his hands
all over you, huh?
292
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,682
No, they weren't, Daddy.
Cut it out!
293
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,717
Get away from me.
294
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:35,487
I asked you a question,
you pervert. Hmm?
295
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,822
Fucking pervert.
296
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,123
Piece of crap fucking pervert!
297
00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:39,991
- Just let him up.
- Back off!
298
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,595
Hey, look at me.
299
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:48,600
Oh, you a tough guy?
300
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,335
You're so pretty.
301
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,104
I'm gonna ask you one time.
302
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,472
One fucking time.
303
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,110
What the fuck
are you doing alone
304
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,345
with my 15-year-old daughter?
305
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,148
- Buying some cookies.
- Wayne, don't.
306
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:04,950
What?
307
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,085
I thought I fucking
told you, Del. Huh?
308
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,253
I'm sorry.
309
00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:11,023
Stop stealing and selling
fucking cookies,
310
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,023
- goddamn it!
- I'm sorry.
311
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,025
- Give it to me now.
- It's mine.
312
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:15,302
You best watch
your fucking mouth
313
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:16,704
and give me that money,
you little thief.
314
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,896
I am not playing!
315
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:19,574
- You think he's playing?
- He ain't fucking playing!
316
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,900
Shut the fuck up,
fucking shit for brains!
317
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,669
- Fucking shit for brains.
- Fucking...
318
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,784
Give me that fucking money.
319
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:33,612
Fuck.
320
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,048
I'm raising a goddamn thief.
321
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,384
Useless, like your
fucking mother was, huh?
322
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,655
Move your ass! Move it!
323
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:45,924
Hey, boys.
324
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,660
You give this bitch-ass pervert
325
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,095
every reason to not creep
around my daughter no more.
326
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,265
Let's go. Move your fucking ass.
327
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,333
Uh-uh-uh.
328
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,968
Oh, this is gonna be
fucking fun.
329
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,070
You wanna creep my sister?
330
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,338
Creep this, bitch.
331
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,112
Put that... Hey!
332
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,356
I don't play that.
333
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,615
Shaking the bedpan at me.
334
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,218
I will put that bedpan
in your ass.
335
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:16,287
Your father ain't funny. He
thinks he's funny as hell.
336
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:21,193
Sweetie. What happened
to your face?
337
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,567
Boy, it is getting hard to tell the
old cuts and bruises from the new ones.
338
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,501
Are you lookin' at my breasts?
339
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,839
Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
340
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,975
Young man, you gotta learn
to lie once in a while.
341
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,213
I know that ain't who you are,
but it just might serve you
342
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,282
to bend the truth
here and there.
343
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,220
So, I had a visitor today.
344
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,554
One ex-boyfriend of mine
345
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,190
said some kid 'bout your age
came to his house
346
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,892
and put two rocks in his window.
347
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,994
No.
348
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,929
So that wasn't you?
349
00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,632
I didn't throw rocks.
I threw ice.
350
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,233
Okay...
351
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,203
That was
your opportunity to lie.
352
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,040
I don't want you
doin' that for me.
353
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,440
But he cheated on you.
354
00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:12,644
Yes, and I broke up with him.
355
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,813
That's how that works.
356
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,216
My messes are mine.
357
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,652
You got enough messes.
358
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,359
Hey, you really mad?
359
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,293
About what?
360
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:30,762
That I broke the windows.
361
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,864
Oh.
362
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,602
I am very, very mad.
363
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,804
See what I did there?
364
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,340
Learn to do it.
365
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,676
I baked you a little something.
It's in the kitchen.
366
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,917
Hey, Dad.
367
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:53,951
You awake?
368
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,922
Oh.
369
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:57,889
Yeah, I'm awake.
370
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,924
I got pie.
371
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,259
And spoons.
372
00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,494
That's nice.
373
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,296
I'm not really hungry.
374
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,631
But I wanna watch you eat it.
375
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,833
Sit down.
376
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:15,974
Eat.
377
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,178
Sometimes I worry
you don't eat nothing.
378
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,880
At least now, I have proof, huh?
379
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:26,885
Check it out.
380
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,897
Someone got lucky on a
Pats bet and made rent.
381
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,836
Hey, two lucky sons of bitches, huh?
Me and you?
382
00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:49,441
Yeah. Lucky.
383
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,780
Fuck me.
384
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,658
Them two little Miller shits been
lightin' those things off all day...
385
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,783
Like it's the Fourth
or something!
386
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,156
No, no, no.
387
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,459
Just sit down, eat.
388
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,861
Talk... Talk with your father.
389
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,034
Just talk to your father.
390
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:25,210
What's this picture of?
391
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,611
Shit.
392
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,348
I didn't want you to see that.
393
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,651
Or maybe I did, I don't know.
394
00:22:33,818 --> 00:22:34,818
Give it here.
395
00:22:37,188 --> 00:22:39,057
I like the car.
396
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,759
I did, too.
397
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:42,894
Enough to buy it.
398
00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:45,263
It's mine.
399
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,065
No fucking way.
You bought a car?
400
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,067
Didn't even get it home, though.
401
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:53,137
Your ma and that prick ran off with it
pretty much the minute I paid for it.
402
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,639
Swear to God.
403
00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:56,875
Every few years,
that godless cocksucker
404
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,745
sends me a picture
just to rub it in.
405
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,248
So, that's what Ma
looks like now.
406
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,850
Yeah, her thighs got fat.
407
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,158
You don't remember what
she looked like? Your ma?
408
00:23:14,992 --> 00:23:16,061
I was five.
409
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,532
Biggest shame for a father.
410
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,868
Not having something
to leave his son.
411
00:23:26,637 --> 00:23:28,106
You left me stuff, Dad.
412
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:34,613
I don't know about that.
413
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,951
Still, that fucking car
should've been yours.
414
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:43,019
Hey.
415
00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:48,126
Thank you for, you know, not
being a big pussy about all this.
416
00:23:51,796 --> 00:23:53,998
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
417
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:55,033
Fuck this.
418
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,301
Hey, hey, Wayne, don't go...
Don't bother!
419
00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:58,669
Wayne!
420
00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:06,678
It's Wayne!
421
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:09,614
Book it!
422
00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:48,920
Hey, Dad. I stopped
all the noise for you.
423
00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:52,257
I got some Roman candles and some
M80s off those dipshits, too.
424
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,928
Hey. Dad?
425
00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:00,832
Dad?
426
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:04,870
Dad?
427
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,980
Goodbye, Dad.
428
00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:46,737
♪ The battle rages
But they fly in vain
429
00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:28,880
What?
430
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,614
I got your rent.
431
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,483
Well, look at that.
432
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,686
Just in the nick
of time, dipshit.
433
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:36,354
This all of it?
434
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:37,922
I guess so.
435
00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:40,291
I guess I'll be your landlord
for another month.
436
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,326
Or until your dad...
437
00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:52,904
What the fuck?
438
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:57,885
You think that's fucking funny,
you little prick?
439
00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,177
How about I throw
your dad's sick ass out now,
440
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,212
huh?
441
00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:03,581
Holy son of a bitch!
442
00:28:03,614 --> 00:28:05,183
Someone call 911!
443
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,485
That's my retirement,
you motherfucker!
444
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:09,888
My house!
445
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:11,623
What the fuck?
446
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,791
Fuck your house,
what about my titty mags?
447
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,393
My fucking house!
448
00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:17,162
The fire is spreading!
449
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,939
What the fuck?
450
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,219
Fuck. Fuck.
451
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,329
Hey, Daddy, there's a little
squirrel riding the dog like a horse!
452
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:52,362
Come on!
453
00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:58,369
Who the hell was that?
454
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,909
Wayne? What the fuck?
455
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,086
You wanna go to Florida with me?
456
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,046
- Why?
- To get my dad's car back.
457
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,448
- What for?
- 'Cause he wanted me to have it.
458
00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:11,850
Del?
459
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,452
I need a bikini.
460
00:29:14,485 --> 00:29:15,754
Del?
461
00:29:20,324 --> 00:29:23,036
- Who the hell's up there?
- Just go up there and check then, you dick.
462
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:24,995
You check, you fucking dick.
Fucking...
463
00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,264
Don't you fucking dare.
464
00:29:27,998 --> 00:29:29,300
Del, who's up there with you?
465
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,035
I got a bat, bro!
466
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:32,837
I don't have a bat.
467
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,376
Got it! Wait, my headphones!
468
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,878
Del! Answer me!
469
00:29:40,644 --> 00:29:41,645
Okay, let's go.
470
00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:42,646
Wait.
471
00:29:42,679 --> 00:29:44,615
Fuck this. I'm going up there.
472
00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:57,061
Sorry about your brothers.
473
00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:05,270
I'm gonna fucking kill you now!
474
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,276
Those aren't gonna
do you any good.
475
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:16,548
Those ain't gonna do you any good
now neither, you dumb son of a bitch!
476
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,252
You!
477
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:23,221
Wayne, don't hurt him.
478
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:25,423
What did I tell you about
seeing my fucking daughter?
479
00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:28,393
Huh?
480
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,502
Really? Fireworks,
you fucking pussy?
481
00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:40,038
Oh, fuck!
482
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:42,907
Get on the bike.
483
00:30:44,141 --> 00:30:45,176
Wayne, you can't...
484
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,211
Go.
485
00:30:47,778 --> 00:30:50,615
You fucking cocksucker!
486
00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:08,232
No, Daddy! Stop it!
487
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,566
You shut up!
488
00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:12,937
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
489
00:31:15,606 --> 00:31:17,442
Fuck!
490
00:31:32,389 --> 00:31:33,691
Fuck!
491
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,093
Your dad ain't got
no nose no more.
492
00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:38,396
Goddamn it, you motherfucker!
493
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:41,266
Fucking piece of shit,
motherfucker.
494
00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:46,905
Del. Del, don't go, please.
495
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:49,673
Bye, Daddy.
496
00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,411
Del! Del!
497
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:56,547
Delilah!
498
00:31:57,648 --> 00:31:58,950
Delilah!
499
00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:29,780
Shane, I wanna see what else
this motherfucker will eat.
500
00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,050
All right, give him
your sandwich.
501
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,552
But I don't wanna.
502
00:32:38,989 --> 00:32:41,326
Man, I got double meat
on this motherfucker.
503
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,000
I knew he wouldn't
fucking eat it.
504
00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,703
Every time, man. You stupid.
505
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:54,205
Reggie!
506
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,206
Hey!
507
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,278
Would you quit fucking with your
alligator and get over here?
508
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:03,748
Bunch of fucking dipshits.
509
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,924
What'd I do now?
510
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,593
It's your birthday, right?
511
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,629
Yeah, it is.
512
00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:20,331
Happy 18th, shithead.
513
00:33:20,364 --> 00:33:21,598
Seventeenth.
514
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:22,632
Whatever.
515
00:34:31,334 --> 00:34:33,303
How the hell do we find Wayne?
516
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,106
I'm sure there'll be
a trail of blood.
517
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,408
This car, it's in Florida?
518
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,144
- We need to go.
- Stop! Stop!
519
00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:41,679
Where's our sister, cop?
520
00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:46,482
Whoops.
521
00:34:49,553 --> 00:34:50,621
Run!
522
00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:52,823
- Fuck!
- What the fuck?
523
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,859
What the fuck?
524
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,861
- Who's that?
- That's fucking Wayne.
525
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:02,132
If you wanna watch Wayne,
subscribe to YouTube premium,
526
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,834
get the first 30 days free.
527
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,336
Not 31, not 32,
528
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:06,871
- 30.
- Don't be cheap.