1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,085 So are you gonna do it or aren't ya? 3 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:20,653 It's just... 4 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:23,056 I never talked to one before. 5 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,525 Well, she's not gonna bite ya. Unless you ask. 6 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,797 Hey, maybe the rain'll stop. 7 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,498 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 8 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:35,035 Mmm. No. Not stopping. 9 00:00:58,390 --> 00:00:59,793 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 10 00:01:02,761 --> 00:01:04,230 She says I'm too young. 11 00:01:17,176 --> 00:01:18,178 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 12 00:01:26,785 --> 00:01:29,856 I think maybe my brother didn't explain quite right. 13 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,891 I get this is a strange request, but... 14 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:34,427 Honey, this one time, the guy wanted to watch me 15 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,496 pleasure myself with his prosthetic hand. 16 00:01:37,763 --> 00:01:39,299 Strange requests are kinda my thing. 17 00:01:39,932 --> 00:01:41,367 Strange requests cost. 18 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:55,815 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's the lucky guy? 19 00:01:55,848 --> 00:01:57,884 What's our one goddamn rule? 20 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,852 Oh, Christ, Deborah, don't throw a hissy. 21 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:02,922 Show some respect for the guy who stocked you with the new towels. 22 00:02:02,955 --> 00:02:05,224 Macy's Hotel Collection? 23 00:02:05,257 --> 00:02:06,826 That's "hotel" with an "H". 24 00:02:06,859 --> 00:02:08,461 You know what? Go fuck yourself. 25 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:09,734 You know what? Go fuck yourself. 26 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:13,599 Okay, and I'm gonna blast the heat when we get in there. 27 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:16,302 Then hot shower. Then HBO. 28 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:17,537 I wanna smell the soaps. 29 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,140 You're weird, man. 30 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,811 Hey. Look. 31 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:30,883 Oh, holy shit. We made the news. 32 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:33,253 What, you think the manager will recognize us now? 33 00:02:34,353 --> 00:02:35,454 Or the hooker lady? 34 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,558 No, we're good. They used my corny-ass school pictures. 35 00:02:39,925 --> 00:02:41,394 We're in business, kids. 36 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:43,563 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 37 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:47,633 I also offer a variety of other non-erotic type services. 38 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:50,236 Weed, black market DVDs, 39 00:02:50,269 --> 00:02:51,905 I'm also a notary. (CHUCKLES) 40 00:02:54,573 --> 00:02:57,810 All right, then. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 41 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,822 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:25,571 Every school has that kid, right? 43 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,940 The kid nobody talks to? 44 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:30,876 But if Wayne comes to talk to you, well, you're fucked. 45 00:03:30,909 --> 00:03:32,645 Hey. Watch your language. 46 00:03:32,678 --> 00:03:34,847 Never ate with utensils. He's like an animal. 47 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,918 I once saw him hammer a No. 2 pencil into a dude's hand. 48 00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:41,988 He burned his dad alive. You know that, right? Set him on fire? 49 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,785 He once ate a frog in class. 50 00:03:43,786 --> 00:03:46,760 But not, like, biology class. In English class. 51 00:03:47,092 --> 00:03:49,128 Utensils or no utensils? 52 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:50,774 Never seen him eat a vegetable, 53 00:03:50,775 --> 00:03:52,900 but did see him stab a kid with a carrot. 54 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:56,035 He beat up my dad. I mean, my dad's an asshole, but... 55 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:57,370 Ruined Easter. 56 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,706 So tell me about the night you had your incident with Wayne. 57 00:04:02,841 --> 00:04:04,977 (SNAPS FINGERS) Young man? 58 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:08,714 I told ya, he's not gonna talk. I haven't heard him speak a word since. 59 00:04:09,848 --> 00:04:12,017 So, what's this for? 60 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,319 Is Wayne gonna hear what I say? 61 00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:15,921 Uh, no, Wayne's never gonna see this. Promise. 62 00:04:15,954 --> 00:04:17,256 We're not recording. 63 00:04:17,289 --> 00:04:19,658 Do you know what that maniac will do to me if he does? 64 00:04:19,691 --> 00:04:21,660 Do you remember what happened to Joey Sicliano? 65 00:04:21,693 --> 00:04:23,863 - Who's Joey Sicliano? - Exactly. 66 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,132 What's that? 67 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,901 Oh, this is for my Instagram. 68 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:32,347 Wayne is the best guy. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 69 00:04:32,371 --> 00:04:34,740 Heart of gold. Wouldn't hurt a fly. 70 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:36,141 You can tell us the truth. 71 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:37,343 SCOTT: This is the truth. 72 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,912 Hey, there, Wayne. Brother. 73 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:42,682 Okay, Jesus Christ. Just get the hell outta here. 74 00:04:44,082 --> 00:04:46,919 So, Mr. Hikes. We have a few questions. 75 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:48,787 They ain't mine. 76 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,990 - What's that? - Someone was making me sell it. 77 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:52,725 Look, if you guys want the magazines... 78 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,159 Oh, and the money, I have it. 79 00:04:54,192 --> 00:04:56,295 And what magazines are you referring to? 80 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,731 The titty ones? 81 00:05:00,065 --> 00:05:01,200 - Wait... - COLE: Orlando. 82 00:05:01,233 --> 00:05:02,434 We're here to ask you about... 83 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,338 Those samurai swords was already in my locker when I got 'em. 84 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,142 I'mma just let you talk first. 85 00:05:10,175 --> 00:05:14,113 Orlando, we're here to ask you questions about Wayne McCullough. 86 00:05:14,746 --> 00:05:15,914 Oh. 87 00:05:15,947 --> 00:05:17,750 Did Wayne do that to your eye? 88 00:05:17,783 --> 00:05:19,818 What? No. This? 89 00:05:19,851 --> 00:05:22,688 The reason I have this is because Wayne isn't here. 90 00:05:22,721 --> 00:05:25,891 I mean, we don't go to the movies together or anything, 91 00:05:25,924 --> 00:05:27,259 but Wayne is my boy. 92 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:29,928 Whatever you think he did, he's innocent. 93 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:32,965 You do know that he burned down his house with his dad inside it, 94 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,985 assaulted a man and his boys, 95 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,136 bit his nose off and kidnapped his daughter? 96 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,072 I did not. 97 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:41,607 (BELL RINGS) 98 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,910 Listen, this school is full of some messed-up kids and bullies and shit. 99 00:05:44,943 --> 00:05:48,013 Honestly, it's a dangerous place for all of us. 100 00:05:48,046 --> 00:05:50,349 We got metal detectors on the doors that don't work. 101 00:05:50,382 --> 00:05:53,052 Kids dropping out of school because they're scared to be here. 102 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:55,788 Wayne's been dealt a bad hand, 103 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:57,932 so you're gonna have to find somebody else to squeal on him. 104 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,825 Now I gotta sneak off to my next class, 105 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:01,360 'cause with Wayne gone, 106 00:06:01,393 --> 00:06:03,362 it's open season on Orlandos out there. 107 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:05,398 Can I bounce? 108 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:11,970 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 109 00:06:12,003 --> 00:06:13,872 (DOOR CLOSES) 110 00:06:13,905 --> 00:06:17,276 I have limited resources, but I do everything in my power 111 00:06:17,309 --> 00:06:18,811 to protect my students. 112 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:23,082 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 113 00:06:32,257 --> 00:06:33,817 They think his father got it on the job. 114 00:06:34,426 --> 00:06:36,261 - The cancer? - Yeah. 115 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:38,931 JAY: The Sergeant had a run-in with cancer himself. 116 00:06:38,964 --> 00:06:41,967 No, it's okay. It turns out it was not cancer. 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,969 I mean, it almost was. 118 00:06:44,002 --> 00:06:45,838 It's like I had it. 119 00:06:45,871 --> 00:06:47,039 At least for a few hours. 120 00:06:48,874 --> 00:06:49,975 Hey. 121 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:52,111 Wayne's gonna be okay. 122 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:54,213 I know you got a sweet spot for the boy. 123 00:06:54,246 --> 00:06:56,081 It ain't Wayne. 124 00:06:56,114 --> 00:06:57,354 There was a death in my family. 125 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,020 Argus died this morning. 126 00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:04,056 My Shepherd Terrier. 127 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:06,759 He was a good dog. He was loyal. 128 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:09,495 He hated going on walks, which was nice for me 129 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:11,096 because I hate walking, too. 130 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,276 I don't get pets. All these people in my neighborhood 131 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:16,301 with these green bags standing around waiting for something to shit. 132 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:18,237 No, thanks. 133 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,405 I think maybe there's something in my water, you know. 134 00:07:20,438 --> 00:07:22,508 I kept changing the dog food over and over. 135 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:24,301 What are you talking about? 136 00:07:24,309 --> 00:07:26,846 This is my fourth dog to die in two years. 137 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:29,079 Argus, 138 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:31,183 Artemis, 139 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:33,352 Amadeus, 140 00:07:34,386 --> 00:07:36,855 Apricot. 141 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:37,935 Oh, so you're one of those people 142 00:07:37,936 --> 00:07:39,768 who name all their dogs the same letter. 143 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:44,363 That's what you got out of this story? 144 00:07:44,396 --> 00:07:45,998 COLE: Ah, what the hell is wrong with me? 145 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:50,035 Four dogs, the picture of health, just drop dead? 146 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:52,238 Jesus, it's like I'm fucking cursed! 147 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:53,939 Uh... 148 00:07:53,972 --> 00:07:55,407 I'm very sorry for your loss. 149 00:07:58,376 --> 00:08:00,346 Maybe you're just a bad pet owner. 150 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:26,972 This motel sucks. 151 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:29,942 The shower water smells, 152 00:08:29,975 --> 00:08:31,610 the blankets stink like basement. 153 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:34,079 This towel is really soft though. 154 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:36,148 Get up. We're going swimming. 155 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:37,482 We can't go swimming. 156 00:08:37,515 --> 00:08:40,085 We need to be getting on the road, get to Florida, 157 00:08:40,118 --> 00:08:41,319 to my dad's car. 158 00:08:41,353 --> 00:08:45,023 (SIGHS) Come on, it's the first sunny day in, like, forever. 159 00:08:45,056 --> 00:08:47,926 I deserve a tan. I look like a gallon of milk. 160 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:49,394 You saw the pictures in the paper. 161 00:08:49,427 --> 00:08:51,530 We're, like, wanted or whatever. 162 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:55,400 Relax, it's not like we're Bonnie and Clyde or something'. 163 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,502 I'm swimming in this bikini. Today. 164 00:08:57,535 --> 00:08:59,638 You don't wanna be there, I can't fucking help you, 165 00:08:59,671 --> 00:09:01,407 but this bikini is getting used. 166 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,370 WAYNE: That doesn't look healthy. 167 00:09:21,359 --> 00:09:23,362 What are you? The Prince of England? 168 00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:24,930 Ain't you never heard of a mud bath? 169 00:09:26,698 --> 00:09:27,900 No. 170 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,169 Don't. 171 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,337 I'm joking. 172 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,273 Who the hell would get into that thing? 173 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,908 (HORN HONKING) 174 00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:47,019 Shit motel number two! 175 00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:54,559 - GIRL: Got it? - BOY: Yeah, coming through. 176 00:09:54,592 --> 00:09:56,962 Well, no one's fucking in that thing. 177 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:59,698 - 'Sup? - 'Sup with you? 178 00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:01,433 Heading down to spring break, Daytona. 179 00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:04,202 Currently, on the shitty motel tour all the way there. 180 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:06,338 Shithole, no doubt. 181 00:10:06,371 --> 00:10:09,308 You know what makes shitty motels seem less shitty? 182 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,709 Getting shit-faced. 183 00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:12,711 We made Pink Panty-Droppers. 184 00:10:12,744 --> 00:10:15,514 - Join. - BOY: All right, here we go. (CHUCKLES) 185 00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,249 Yeah, cool. All right. 186 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,356 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 187 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,062 There you go. 188 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,131 (KEYS JANGLING) 189 00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:39,171 Principal Cole, I have to talk to you. 190 00:10:39,204 --> 00:10:41,640 Orlando, what the... (STUTTERS) Get out of here! 191 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,742 I'm sorry. Are you done using the bathroom? 192 00:10:43,775 --> 00:10:45,344 Uh, no, I wasn't... 193 00:10:45,377 --> 00:10:47,145 I'm just sitting here. 194 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,281 In the bathroom? Just breathing in all this nasty air? 195 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,754 This is the faculty bathroom. How the hell did you get in here? 196 00:10:53,451 --> 00:10:56,655 - I have a key. - To the faculty bathroom? Gimme those. 197 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,690 Okay, this place, this is for me. 198 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:01,326 This is the only place I have that's for me. It's sacred. 199 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:05,163 - Listen, it's about Wayne. - Oh, well, in that case, get the hell outta here! 200 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,566 As if that kid hasn't caused me enough freaking vexation. 201 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:09,334 But we gotta help him. 202 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:11,044 Look, I know that life's been a little difficult 203 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,580 for you lately without your bodyguard, 204 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,290 but maybe you shouldn't have done a bunch of stuff 205 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,416 that made you need a bodyguard. 206 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,609 But he's just in real trouble. I'm serious. 207 00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,644 Look. 208 00:11:19,677 --> 00:11:22,514 These guys, they're going after him. They're buying bats. 209 00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:24,249 Well, maybe they're baseball players. 210 00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:25,484 (SIGHS) Look what they wrote. 211 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:32,124 "Heading out to Florida to kill that motherfucker Wayne." 212 00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:36,461 They're going at him with bats and shit. We need to help him. 213 00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,998 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid? 214 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:40,732 How many times I thought, 215 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,502 "That message I just gave Wayne really hit home 216 00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,146 and now he's gonna turn his life around," 217 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,239 only to have him completely ignore me 218 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:50,308 and remove some kid's teeth with his knuckles? Or a trumpet? 219 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,310 I'm done, Orlando. I'm done. 220 00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:55,280 Florida ain't that far. We could go together. 221 00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:57,649 - You're the only adult that he listens to. - "Go together." 222 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,451 Really? Did Wayne say that? 223 00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:01,620 Not really. I gleaned it. 224 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:03,355 "Gleaned it." Oh, man. 225 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:04,723 Look, Orlando, 226 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:07,659 I'm not about to take one of my 16-year-old students on a road trip. 227 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,317 I don't know if you read the papers lately, 228 00:12:09,318 --> 00:12:11,096 but it's not a popular thing to do. 229 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:12,831 Well, what do you got to do anyway? 230 00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:14,766 It's spring break in, like, two days. 231 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:18,403 You don't have a wife, no kids, no girlfriend. No dogs now. 232 00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,605 Everyone knows. No offense, but... 233 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:22,707 - You ain't got shit. - Hey, watch your language. 234 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,209 I do have shit. 235 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,811 I have a thing, Mr. Know-it-all. 236 00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:28,246 An important thing, actually. I do have shit. 237 00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:29,314 So, glean that. 238 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:30,816 Okay, then, what you got? 239 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,452 I have a speech to give to a bunch of other principals 240 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:36,188 at a Recharging Hope with Leadership conference. 241 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:38,323 Which sounds lame when I say it because it is. 242 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:41,326 Anyway, I gotta to be in Charlotte for a few days, 243 00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:43,161 so you're gonna have to leave it to the cops. 244 00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:46,198 Hey, North Carolina is on the way to Florida. 245 00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,766 Look at that, you know geography. 246 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,702 Look, your buddy Wayne, in case you haven't noticed, 247 00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:53,572 he can take care of himself. 248 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:56,642 Me, on the other hand, I can't even take care of my dogs. 249 00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,444 (BELL RINGS) 250 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:01,547 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 251 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:08,353 He stole a key to this bathroom. 252 00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:13,391 DEL: So, what's the problem? It could be fun. 253 00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:16,261 We shouldn't go out there. People could spot us or something. 254 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:18,530 From those pictures? No one's gonna recognize us. 255 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,166 That picture's so old, I'm wearing Osh-Kosh B'-fucking-gosh. 256 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:22,667 What's wrong with staying in here? 257 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:26,271 We got Corn Nuts. And the HBO. 258 00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:29,674 - "The" HBO? - Our faces are all over town, I think. 259 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:32,177 We can't just go around being friends with strangers now. 260 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:37,249 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 261 00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:38,282 (GIRL SQUEALS) 262 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:46,592 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 263 00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:52,464 (DOOR OPENS) 264 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,268 DEL: Problem solved. 265 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,469 Here's what we do. 266 00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:58,737 We come up with a cover story. 267 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,539 You know, pretend we're different people. 268 00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,607 Except better than last night's one. 269 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,743 Well, you lie better than me. I can't do it. 270 00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:07,354 Everyone lies better than you. You're like the goddamn beacon of truth. 271 00:14:07,378 --> 00:14:09,447 So let's try something a little bit different. 272 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,258 Choose a character from the last movie you saw 273 00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:12,884 or a book you read or whatever. 274 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,287 Take part of their story, make it your own. 275 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:17,689 You think of somebody? 276 00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:18,890 Character or whatever? 277 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,292 Conan? 278 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,961 - O'Brien? - The Barbarian. 279 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:24,896 Does Conan even have a last name? 280 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:26,598 No, just Conan. 281 00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,633 You can't just walk into a party and be like, 282 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,570 "Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Conan the Barbarian." 283 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,837 It would be kinda cool though. 284 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,207 Listen, I know you don't hear this a lot, 285 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,641 but you're thinking too much. 286 00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:40,445 The key with this is to tell one big, fat, juicy lie. 287 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,547 You know, the important one you need 'em to believe. 288 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,350 Then, you follow it up with the tiny, little weird bullshit. 289 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,384 Details. 290 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,253 You know, nothing real particular, 291 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:49,821 but stuff no one would ever make up. 292 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,557 You wanna try? 293 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:53,692 Not really. 294 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,596 I'm Angelica. This is... 295 00:14:58,029 --> 00:14:59,398 Uh... 296 00:14:59,897 --> 00:15:00,899 John? 297 00:15:04,602 --> 00:15:05,604 John... 298 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:09,708 (STUTTERS) Wayne? 299 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,246 - (LAUGHING) - John Wayne. 300 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:15,447 (LAUGHS) 301 00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:19,784 Yeah. Yeah, our parents loved Westerns. 302 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:22,420 They're in Philadelphia for a conference. 303 00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:24,798 You know those tiny little balloons, they blow up in your arteries 304 00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,558 to prevent heart attacks? 305 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,960 Well, they sell those. To doctors. 306 00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,795 Two competing companies make 'em. 307 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,764 Our parents each work for one of the companies, 308 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:35,334 so they're, like, competitors. 309 00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:39,838 My dad had a heart attack. 310 00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:45,443 So, you gonna get bombed with us or what, John Wayne? 311 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,745 ALL: John Wayne! 312 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,450 So, I just wanna make sure I'm hearing this right. 313 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,819 You, the boy's guardian, is authorizing me, 314 00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,721 an adult male you've never met before today, 315 00:15:56,754 --> 00:15:58,456 who's never raised any kids in his life, 316 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:01,660 to take your grandson across multiple state lines, 317 00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:04,329 hundreds of miles away in a shoddy Taurus 318 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:07,666 to find his friend, who may or may not be a criminal. 319 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,670 How much money you guys need for food? 320 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:35,226 (INAUDIBLE) 321 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,632 (GIRL SCREAMING) 322 00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,934 TUG: Whoo! 323 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,970 - Nice tits! - (LAUGHTER) 324 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:47,606 - TUG: Whoo! - Del. 325 00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,308 (LAUGHS) 326 00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:53,945 (CHUCKLES) Can we please switch back now? 327 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,315 Nope, you have to wear it the whole game. 328 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,684 (SOFTLY) Asshole. 329 00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:02,821 I'm in my own private hell. I don't like this game anymore. 330 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:06,625 Ryan, no one dared you to take mushrooms. You just took mushrooms. 331 00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:11,696 We should go. 332 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,398 We're in the middle of a game, bro. 333 00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:15,133 Yeah, come on, John Wayne. Ease up. 334 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,368 Who's next? 335 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,069 TUG: Angelica. 336 00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,339 Definitely Angelica. 337 00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,107 EMMA: Okay. 338 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,708 Truth or dare, bitch? 339 00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:26,411 Well, uh, I wanna keep my top on, so... 340 00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:27,679 TUG: Boo! 341 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:28,947 Truth. 342 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:32,017 Let's see. Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 343 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,052 Craziest? 344 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,954 Ah. Jesus. 345 00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,956 You gonna have to give me a sec on this one. 346 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:39,858 Craziest. 347 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:42,494 All right. 348 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:45,063 Ice rink. Summer. Last year. 349 00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,898 My house never really had air conditioning, 350 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,742 so when it was hot, I used to go there to read. 351 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:51,870 And this kid, Jimmy Depietro, had a summer job cleaning the ice 352 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:54,706 on one of those big, uh, Zamboni things. 353 00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,674 You know what those are? 354 00:17:56,707 --> 00:17:59,677 Yeah, it was funny 'cause even though he was two years older than me, 355 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:02,681 he still looked like a little kid behind the wheel of that big thing. 356 00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:08,387 Anyway, is on a Zamboni a crazy place to have sex? 357 00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:12,190 (ALL CLAPPING) 358 00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:16,628 Shut it down. This girl just won Truth or Dare. 359 00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:20,131 (CHUCKLES) All right, say "Zam-boning"! 360 00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:21,699 - ALL: Zam-boning! - (SHUTTER CLICKS) 361 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:22,834 (LAUGHTER) 362 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:29,708 Bob? 363 00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:40,652 PAUL: Hey, Tommy! Bruins tonight! 364 00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:43,021 Probably gonna get smoked again. 365 00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:44,156 Yeah, probably. 366 00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:45,924 (LAUGHS) 367 00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:55,167 Mind if we have a chat? 368 00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:01,773 I'd offer you something, but I don't usually get visitors. 369 00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,741 I think I got some flat soda, or a banana. 370 00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:05,977 - I'll take a banana. - Jay. 371 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,513 Wait. Wayne's all right, right? 372 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,482 I solved the case of your dead dogs. 373 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,953 - I'm sorry? - Ran down some leads this afternoon. 374 00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:17,098 Dug up the toxicology reports from your vet 375 00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:19,057 and shared them with Patricia in Forensics. 376 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,759 Looked up noise reports from your neighbors. 377 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,496 Found some hospital records. Ran a few background checks. 378 00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,097 I helped with those. 379 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,932 He did. 380 00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:31,636 Long and short of it, you didn't kill your dogs. 381 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:33,571 Your next-door neighbor did. 382 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:34,882 - JAY: They were poisoned. - What? 383 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:37,208 JAY: Anti-depressants. SSRls. 384 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,944 His name is all over the prescription. 385 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,075 The bright side is, they probably were very happy 386 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:43,114 before their hearts stopped. 387 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:46,251 Cheerful. 388 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,373 We still haven't determined a motive yet, 389 00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:49,787 other than the obvious possibilities. 390 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,189 Your neighbor doesn't like you, 391 00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:52,891 he doesn't like dogs, 392 00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:54,459 or he's just some rotten SOB. 393 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:56,660 Or he was off his meds 394 00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,964 on account that he was poisoning your dogs with them. 395 00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:02,167 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 396 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,069 So, it wasn't me. 397 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:06,872 I didn't kill them. 398 00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:11,276 Bob fucking Andrews! I should have known. 399 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,045 One time my dog shit on his lawn. One time. 400 00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:16,714 And it was one dog, it was like four dogs ago. 401 00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:19,250 It was the winter, I had the flu, the dog came out, 402 00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:21,853 I was gonna get it, but it was snowing, and I forgot. 403 00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:24,155 That cocksucker! 404 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:28,159 I believe the... Your words, "cocksucker" you're looking for 405 00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:31,663 is, in fact, your other neighbor, one Paul Taylor. 406 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,899 COLE: Paul Taylor? 407 00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:37,201 What the fuck did I ever do to that fucking guy? 408 00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,337 I'm nice enough to listen to him gab on about 409 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:42,106 his fucking precious fucking Bruins every fucking day, 410 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:45,777 he goes and kills my fucking dogs? 411 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,780 So now that you've had the proper amount of time to process this, 412 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,882 I'd like to talk to you about something important. 413 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:57,021 Last time I'm telling you. Get back in the RV, and fucking chill. 414 00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:59,925 You said taking mushrooms would make me feel good! 415 00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:04,195 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 416 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:13,037 TUG: All right, John Wayne, you've been awful quiet, 417 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,906 and I don't think you've had a turn yet. 418 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,207 EMMA: No, he has not. 419 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,843 TUG: You seem like a Dare guy. 420 00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:23,982 In fact, I might call pussy if you're not, so... 421 00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:25,116 Truth. 422 00:21:27,785 --> 00:21:30,188 All right, bro. 423 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:33,091 What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you? 424 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,068 - Hey, I think we, uh... - WAYNE: A couple Thanksgivings ago, 425 00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:36,728 I broke my brother's record player. 426 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:39,364 - Ooh. - (LAUGHS) 427 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,733 I didn't say anything 'cause I knew he'd go mental, 428 00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:44,335 but he knew it was me right off. 429 00:21:44,368 --> 00:21:47,905 I was asleep when he came in to give me the first beating. 430 00:21:47,938 --> 00:21:50,141 He was five years older than me, so it was pretty bad. 431 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:52,410 My dad was away on a job, 432 00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:55,313 so there was no one around to stop him. 433 00:21:55,346 --> 00:21:57,858 And so every time he'd come home, he'd see that broken record player, 434 00:21:57,882 --> 00:21:59,717 he'd get mad all over again, 435 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,686 come in, and he'd throw me another beating. 436 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:03,997 One night, I had just about had it, 437 00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:05,923 so I got these handcuffs I found in the woods, 438 00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:08,326 cuffed him to his bed before he woke up. 439 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,428 I got a couple of good shots in. 440 00:22:10,461 --> 00:22:12,330 I even broke the record player for good. 441 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,400 But the cuffs gave out. 442 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,068 Anyway, he threw me down the stairs, 443 00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:19,771 and I'm guessing he got scared he killed me or something 444 00:22:19,804 --> 00:22:23,107 when I didn't get up 'cause he called an ambulance. 445 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:24,885 The doctor said I was like a miracle or something, 446 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:27,211 'cause I died for like a whole two minutes. 447 00:22:27,244 --> 00:22:31,082 But I didn't know what happened 'cause, well, I was dead, I guess. 448 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:34,919 (SOFTLY) Shit. 449 00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:36,354 Bullshit. 450 00:22:36,387 --> 00:22:39,424 No fucking way that's true. It's not even scientifically possible. 451 00:22:39,457 --> 00:22:40,992 Kick back, dude. It's just a game. 452 00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:43,895 Yeah, Truth or Dare. Not Big Fucking Lie or Dare. 453 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:45,363 He's a fucking liar. 454 00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,309 GELLER: Was he a good boy? 455 00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,913 Yeah. He was one of the good ones. 456 00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:03,848 Smarter than he looked. 457 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,951 When he did something wrong, it took a while to set him straight, 458 00:23:06,984 --> 00:23:10,722 but that's the truth about all of them in one way or another. 459 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,158 I'm gonna miss him. 460 00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:15,827 You don't think he's coming back? 461 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,929 Coming back? From what? 462 00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:21,432 Wait, we're talking about Wayne, right? 463 00:23:21,465 --> 00:23:23,368 I was talking about Argus, my dog. 464 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:26,370 (SIGHS) 465 00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,773 You know, I've heard a lot of things about that boy today. 466 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,342 A lot of them hard to believe. 467 00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:35,880 I guess I'm just asking what I should believe. 468 00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:38,950 Well, I'm not gonna lie, a lot of those stories are true. 469 00:23:38,983 --> 00:23:41,152 You know, if you're gonna base your investigation 470 00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:42,496 solely on what's in your police files 471 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,455 and interviews with people from around this town, 472 00:23:44,488 --> 00:23:47,458 you should probably just go find him and lock him up right now. 473 00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:50,762 Shit, I could've thrown him out of school two dozen times. 474 00:23:50,795 --> 00:23:51,938 But I gotta tell you something, 475 00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:54,432 that kid has never got a chance. 476 00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:56,367 He got the shit-end of the stick at every turn. 477 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,470 And I can keep trying to ram life lessons down his throat, 478 00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:01,490 but until that kid gets one real break, 479 00:24:01,491 --> 00:24:03,374 or a good thing happening to him... 480 00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:06,945 I don't know. 481 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:11,216 The world's a cruel place. 482 00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:15,420 Fuckin' A right it is, huh? 483 00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:31,169 So how much vacation time you got saved up? 484 00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:43,815 So, we're doing this or what? 485 00:24:44,481 --> 00:24:45,549 Wayne. 486 00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:47,819 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed. 487 00:24:48,085 --> 00:24:49,154 Whoo! 488 00:24:49,987 --> 00:24:51,189 Truth or Dare? 489 00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:56,294 Um... Okay. Dare. What you got? 490 00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:58,429 I dare you to get that girly bike, 491 00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:00,898 break into one of them rooms upstairs, 492 00:25:00,931 --> 00:25:02,867 and jump it through the window, into that pool. 493 00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:07,238 Yeah, right. I'm not fucking doing that. 494 00:25:07,271 --> 00:25:09,140 What was it you called me earlier? 495 00:25:09,173 --> 00:25:10,341 EMMA: A pussy? 496 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,411 I'm not doing it. I'm not a pussy, 497 00:25:13,444 --> 00:25:15,279 I'm just not a fucking idiot. 498 00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:17,490 Just because you're a liar doesn't mean I'm gonna do a dare 499 00:25:17,514 --> 00:25:20,518 that no one else in their right fucking mind would do. 500 00:25:20,551 --> 00:25:24,122 So stick it up your lying, piece-of-shit townie ass. 501 00:25:31,028 --> 00:25:32,397 Don't. He's just drunk. 502 00:25:40,271 --> 00:25:41,973 JAKE: John Wayne needs to lighten up. 503 00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:44,342 EMMA: Or Tug needs to be less of a dick. 504 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,110 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 505 00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:52,083 (DOGS BARKING) 506 00:25:55,286 --> 00:25:56,421 (DOGS YELPING) 507 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:01,893 Hey. What's this guy's name? 508 00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:03,370 VOLUNTEER: Oh, I'm not sure he has one. 509 00:26:03,394 --> 00:26:04,660 The higher-risk animals 510 00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:06,530 tend to move through the system pretty quick, so... 511 00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:07,731 Hey, bud. 512 00:26:07,764 --> 00:26:10,301 Could I actually interest you in some of our other dogs? 513 00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:12,637 'Cause this one is pretty anti-social. 514 00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:16,507 Uh, bite risk, uh, hates strangers, unsafe with children. 515 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:18,209 Hates me a lot, too. 516 00:26:18,242 --> 00:26:20,879 Uh... He's actually scheduled to be put down. 517 00:26:25,249 --> 00:26:27,085 You believe in second chances, boy? 518 00:26:28,552 --> 00:26:29,620 All right, I'm gonna fire up Slap Cup. 519 00:26:29,653 --> 00:26:30,697 - Let's get her going. - EMMA: Yes! 520 00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:33,625 So, uh, did your parents get rich off the balloon thing or what? 521 00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:36,260 Where are you guys from anyway? 522 00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:38,963 You know, tell your brother I think he's a giant pussy. 523 00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:40,298 (GLASS SHATTERING) 524 00:26:49,106 --> 00:26:50,308 What the fuck? 525 00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:52,310 John-fucking... 526 00:26:52,343 --> 00:26:53,411 Wayne! 527 00:26:59,616 --> 00:27:01,019 (SPUTTERING) 528 00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:04,689 - (LAUGHTER) - I think I shit my pants. 529 00:27:05,322 --> 00:27:07,191 Hey. Hey! 530 00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:11,462 Hey! Hey, I called the cops. All of you, stay where you are. 531 00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:12,964 - Let's go! - Go, shit! 532 00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:16,301 Jesus! This is your idea of lying low? 533 00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:19,503 - Shit! - Go, go, go, go. Go! 534 00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:21,239 (POLICE SIRENS BLARING) 535 00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:23,541 Wayne, get down. 536 00:27:24,475 --> 00:27:25,585 Hold it right there! Right... 537 00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:26,978 (GRUNTING) 538 00:27:27,011 --> 00:27:29,013 Come here! 539 00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:30,281 We need to get our stuff. 540 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,652 (COP SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 541 00:27:36,587 --> 00:27:37,722 Anyone else? 542 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,263 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 543 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:50,702 Yo! Pick up the pace. 544 00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:55,974 You know I didn't do what I said I did. 545 00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,409 On the Zamboni? Right? 546 00:28:00,744 --> 00:28:02,113 Okay. 547 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,382 Or... 548 00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:06,617 anywhere, actually. 549 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,419 Not that it's any of your business. 550 00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:11,255 COP: All right, you're all of legal drinking age, I take it. 551 00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:12,332 DEL: Not that it's any of my business, 552 00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:15,393 but, jeez, your brother's a real piece of work, huh? 553 00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:17,495 I can't believe all that. 554 00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:22,100 Wait, was it... 555 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,170 You lied, you sneaky son of a bitch. 556 00:28:26,203 --> 00:28:27,738 Look at you. 557 00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:29,673 You're on drugs? You're on drugs? 558 00:28:29,706 --> 00:28:31,776 Yeah. Just the part about the record player, though. 559 00:28:31,809 --> 00:28:33,311 I just made that up. 560 00:28:34,845 --> 00:28:37,348 DEL: Oh. 561 00:28:37,381 --> 00:28:39,621 So, why was your brother beating on you all the time then? 562 00:28:42,352 --> 00:28:43,488 I don't know. 563 00:28:44,521 --> 00:28:46,323 He was just like that. 564 00:28:46,356 --> 00:28:48,492 That was the last time I saw him. 565 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:50,303 My dad gave it to him pretty good when he came back 566 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:51,762 and found out I was hurt. 567 00:28:51,795 --> 00:28:54,265 And he left that night. 568 00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:56,634 Heard he joined the Marines a few weeks later from a friend. 569 00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:00,671 But I did it though. 570 00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:03,041 I got one past ya. 571 00:29:04,408 --> 00:29:05,510 Yeah. 572 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,079 Yeah, you really did. 573 00:29:09,513 --> 00:29:11,682 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 574 00:29:11,715 --> 00:29:14,385 If we search that trailer, we won't find anything? 575 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:16,821 We need to go. 576 00:29:16,854 --> 00:29:18,622 He's right there. 577 00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,191 - That one? - That kid right there? 578 00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:25,596 Stop! Stop! 579 00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,299 Hey. I got you. Come here. 580 00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:32,470 Don't have 'em. Foot pursuit. 581 00:29:47,351 --> 00:29:48,419 Police! 582 00:29:57,294 --> 00:30:01,365 Run out the window. Suspects possibly heading northbound street side. 583 00:30:01,398 --> 00:30:04,135 Take the cruiser around the back of the hotel. I'm on foot. 584 00:30:04,868 --> 00:30:06,704 Move out! 585 00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:08,439 - Move out! - (CAR DOORS CLOSING) 586 00:30:08,472 --> 00:30:09,473 (SIRENS BLARING) 587 00:30:09,506 --> 00:30:11,175 (TIRES SCREECHING) 588 00:30:15,312 --> 00:30:17,115 - (WAYNE GRUNTS) - (DEL GASPS) 589 00:30:18,615 --> 00:30:20,217 I know she's pissed in here. 590 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,586 (DOG PANTING) 591 00:30:23,487 --> 00:30:25,356 (DOG GROWLING) 592 00:30:28,659 --> 00:30:29,660 Paul? 593 00:30:30,928 --> 00:30:32,763 - PAUL: Who is it? - You've got a visitor. 594 00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:34,765 (DOG BARKING) 595 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:38,469 Meet Wayne. 596 00:30:38,502 --> 00:30:40,171 - (PAUL SCREAMING) - (DOG BARKING) 597 00:30:41,605 --> 00:30:44,408 - Orlando. It's Principal Cole. - (PAUL SCREAMING) 598 00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:45,643 Be out front by 6:00. 599 00:30:45,676 --> 00:30:46,844 (DOG BARKING) 600 00:30:46,877 --> 00:30:48,279 We're going to Florida. 601 00:30:48,312 --> 00:30:49,813 (PAUL SCREAMING) 602 00:30:49,846 --> 00:30:53,684 Orlando, tell your grandmother I need 300 bucks. 603 00:30:59,456 --> 00:31:02,193 No, no, no, no, no, no! 604 00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:03,227 What? What's wrong? 605 00:31:07,297 --> 00:31:08,566 She took our money. 606 00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:11,202 - (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) - Oh, fuck. 607 00:31:11,235 --> 00:31:12,570 (ENGINE REVVING) 608 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:14,403 We gotta go. 609 00:31:18,275 --> 00:31:19,277 Fuck. 610 00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:29,520 (SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) 611 00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:54,212 (THUD) 612 00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,222 (MUTTERING) Oh, fucking tourists. 613 00:32:22,873 --> 00:32:23,975 It's fucking game time. 614 00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:30,348 Let's fuck shit up. (SIGHS) 615 00:32:34,985 --> 00:32:37,622 Let's fuck some shit up, Reggie! 616 00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:39,690 (GRUNTING) 617 00:32:43,694 --> 00:32:45,029 (REGGIE WHOOPS) 618 00:32:45,062 --> 00:32:46,530 (REGGIE LAUGHING) 619 00:32:47,397 --> 00:32:48,966 (GRUNTING) 620 00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:50,568 REGGIE: Motherfucker! (GRUNTING) 621 00:32:51,535 --> 00:32:52,670 Fucker! 622 00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:53,938 (YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 623 00:32:55,672 --> 00:32:56,940 Fuck you! 624 00:32:56,973 --> 00:32:58,442 REGGIE: Whoo! 625 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:01,012 Fuck you! 626 00:33:02,579 --> 00:33:04,348 (STRAINING) 627 00:33:11,888 --> 00:33:13,657 Damn! (GRUNTING) 628 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:14,958 Motherfucker! 629 00:33:14,991 --> 00:33:16,827 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 630 00:33:21,698 --> 00:33:24,335 (GLASS SHATTERING) 631 00:33:24,901 --> 00:33:26,045 DEL: Next on "Wayne." 632 00:33:26,050 --> 00:33:28,072 I can't believe that hooker lady robbed us. 633 00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:29,173 We need to get money. 634 00:33:29,186 --> 00:33:30,741 Maybe we could get jobs or something? 635 00:33:30,774 --> 00:33:31,984 What is it with this Wayne kid? 636 00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:33,544 Just got a gut feeling about him. 637 00:33:33,577 --> 00:33:34,978 - We'll find him. - JAY: And her. 638 00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:36,022 My ma taught me how to survive. 639 00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:37,486 WAYNE: You're not gonna steal, right? 640 00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:39,416 Miss. Miss! 641 00:33:39,449 --> 00:33:42,553 How was it? Your day or whatever? 642 00:33:42,586 --> 00:33:45,356 WAYNE: Everyone's not nice and I think the boss hates me. 643 00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:46,390 What do they do to 'em? 644 00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:48,125 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - ERIC: Fuck! 645 00:33:48,158 --> 00:33:49,802 You know, I bet he doesn't even remember our birthday tomorrow. 646 00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:52,529 - Free hotcakes! - Free motherfucking hotcakes! 647 00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:53,564 Let's kick Daddy's ass. 648 00:33:53,597 --> 00:33:54,799 Let's kick his fucking ass. 649 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:59,800 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -