1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,685 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,280 [CHITTERING] 3 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,150 [ANIMAL CHATTER] 4 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:14,528 [GATOR GROWLING] 5 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:19,851 [HORSE NEIGHING] 6 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:27,987 Peanut Butter won't eat. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,448 Who?The fucking gator you sold me. Won't eat. 8 00:00:33,378 --> 00:00:34,788 Why'd you name it Peanut Butter? 9 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:37,306 'Cause I fed him peanut butter once and he didn't eat it. 10 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:40,007 So I named him Peanut Butter.Her. 11 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:41,459 The fuck you just say? 12 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:43,868 Peanut Butter is a girl.How the fuck you know that? 13 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:45,494 On account of the lack of penis 14 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:48,807 and the presence of a clitoris that Peanut Butter had 15 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,500 when I sold you Peanut Butter. 16 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:53,163 Well, now I want to return Peanut Butter for two goddamn reasons. 17 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:55,500 You got your receipt?You didn't give me no fucking receipt, man. 18 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:58,507 I didn't give you no receipt because I don't take no returns. 19 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,414 Well, make him into boots then!Her. 20 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,820 Motherfucker. I'm not-- 21 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,553 [SIGHS] 22 00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:15,181 Make her into boots then. 23 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:18,253 Not a service I offer. 24 00:01:18,354 --> 00:01:22,394 And besides, Peanut Butter is a little small to be making into boots, don't you think? 25 00:01:22,496 --> 00:01:24,356 That's 'cause Peanut Butter won't fucking eat. 26 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:25,843 [GATOR GROWLING] 27 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:27,597 Look, man. Bottom line, 28 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:31,058 I don't take animals back. Comprende? 29 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,611 Now, I gotta go make those two horses fuck. 30 00:01:33,714 --> 00:01:37,034 So if could we be done here, that'd be great. 31 00:01:37,787 --> 00:01:38,787 Yeah. 32 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,411 Motherfucker!No! 33 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:46,066 [SCREAMS]Goddamn motherfucker! 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,756 You suck, bitch. Choke on a fucking dick. 35 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:51,799 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 36 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:06,129 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:07,779 TRISH: Baby! Baby, go get... 38 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:10,056 [LAUGHS] Yeah! Missed you. 39 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:12,622 Beat that man's ass. 40 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,759 Just a little farther, you're gonna be-- 41 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,000 [GROANING] 42 00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:20,384 [BOTH GIGGLING AND WHOOPING] 43 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,447 Come here, let me see. Roll over. 44 00:02:23,557 --> 00:02:25,207 [EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK] 45 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:27,317 Jesus! Shit! 46 00:02:27,423 --> 00:02:30,603 You got more gross color skin than regular color skin. 47 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:32,222 We gotta go to the hospital. 48 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:33,744 I don't go to hospitals. 49 00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:36,093 My Uncle Rick didn't go to hospitals either. 50 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,670 Got a splinter at work one time, 51 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,158 thought he could put Neosporin on it, 52 00:02:39,262 --> 00:02:40,922 go right back to being an asshole. 53 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:44,032 And then he gets an infection and, well, you know what he got for it. 54 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:48,864 What? What did he get? 55 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,411 Dead. He got fucking dead. 56 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:52,786 Wayne, we gotta go to the hospital. 57 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:55,657 We can't. There's people lookin' for us.Fuck! 58 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:56,761 Um... 59 00:02:57,487 --> 00:02:58,517 Hey, you guys got any ice? 60 00:02:58,626 --> 00:03:01,146 Yeah, I actually have something much-- 61 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,420 [LAUGHTER] 62 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:03,837 Something much better. 63 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:07,811 Drugs.I don't take drugs. 64 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:09,331 Oh, sure you do. 65 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:13,369 My dad got a bunch of really good shit after his botched post-divorce vasectomy. 66 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,776 Open up. Come on. 67 00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:18,366 I never thought I'd say this to a guy before, 68 00:03:18,474 --> 00:03:19,894 but put it in your mouth. 69 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,032 Guys, maybe we can, like, wrap it in cheese or some shit. 70 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,962 Oh, come on, just take it. 71 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:24,955 JENNY: Take it! 72 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,067 Take it, Wayne. Just swallow the pill. 73 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,692 WAYNE: Okay, okay, okay. 74 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,902 Good boy![GROANS] 75 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,043 Jenny! Jesus. 76 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:34,213 Let's go, come on. 77 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:36,837 JENNY: You are gonna thank me for those later. 78 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:40,911 By the way, if you wanna, like, hook up or anything, that is totally fine 79 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,743 'cause I won't hear anything, 80 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:47,093 because I'll have these giant earmuffs on my ears. 81 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:48,922 Also known as Jenny's thighs. 82 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,231 Jesus. 83 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,023 We're good, thanks. I think we're good. 84 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,369 TRISH: Come on, baby. 85 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:55,508 [KEYS JINGLING] 86 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:58,033 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 87 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:10,731 Good morning.Why are you lookin' at me like that? 88 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:13,046 Like what? 89 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:15,699 Like you wanna roll me up in a fuckin' rug. 90 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:19,091 I'm just happy. To see you. 91 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:22,399 Why are you in a tub? 92 00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:24,133 You're in a tub, you know. Why are you in a tub? 93 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:27,679 I couldn't sleep with Jenny and Trish goin' at it all night. 94 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:31,724 [SIGHS] I swear I think heard Jenny say she lost her tooth in the middle of it. 95 00:04:35,136 --> 00:04:36,136 What? 96 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:38,138 You're pretty. 97 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,082 Wait a sec. 98 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,386 You're high as shit. 99 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:51,905 Oh, you took another pill, Mister I Don't Take Drugs. 100 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:54,812 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 101 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:56,883 Oh... 102 00:04:56,986 --> 00:04:58,816 You're high as fuck. 103 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:00,919 Jenny's fucking dad is here!What? 104 00:05:01,024 --> 00:05:02,234 TRISH: Everybody be totally fucking silent... 105 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,476 WAYNE: Your dad, he's outside? 106 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:05,889 [SHUSHING]I should introduce myself. 107 00:05:05,995 --> 00:05:08,235 Wayne, do fucking not. 108 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,382 I have to be a gentleman. 109 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:10,931 Just a sec, Dad. Shh! I'm putting in a tampon. 110 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,104 Don't-- What? 111 00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:16,073 Sir, I'm Wayne. It's an honor. 112 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,769 [LAUGHS] Well, hey, young man. 113 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,941 Well, you must be Jenny's boy. 114 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:24,185 You're a boy. 115 00:05:24,289 --> 00:05:25,599 [JENNY'S DAD LAUGHS] 116 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:28,425 Thank you for letting me stay here in your really nice home. 117 00:05:28,535 --> 00:05:30,945 Although, if I'm being honest, I went upstairs in the nighttime, 118 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:33,264 and ate a bunch of your sandwich meats and for that I'm sorry. 119 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,957 Oh, no, no. Think nothing of it. 120 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:40,620 I wanna thank you for taking my daughter to the dance. 121 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:42,620 I mean, you're welcome here anytime. 122 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:47,002 Oh, no, sir. Your daughter and the lesbian girlfriend friend, 123 00:05:47,105 --> 00:05:51,485 they went to the dance together 'cause they're lesbians. 124 00:05:51,592 --> 00:05:54,842 I went with my friend, Del. We're not lesbians. But... 125 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:55,870 [EXHALES] 126 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:58,672 Yeah. It was an honor, sir. 127 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:03,641 Did you just out me to my fucking dad? 128 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,950 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 129 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:11,851 [WOMAN LAUGHS] 130 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:19,067 Huh? The fuck she just say? 131 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,171 The, uh, whore-y one with the mustache and the hat? 132 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,869 She said the white old bald fuck will always have her heart. 133 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,080 I'll bet she's bangin' that guy with the boat. 134 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,839 The fuckin' rack on her though, right? 135 00:06:28,871 --> 00:06:30,041 [BOBBY WHISTLES] 136 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,534 Mr. Luccetti. 137 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:34,392 Oh, Jesus Christ. These fucking knob-jobs. 138 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:38,497 Let me guess. The two of you, you jumped into your Smart Car, right? 139 00:06:38,536 --> 00:06:42,506 And then you drove down here as fast as you could, just to tell me that 140 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,680 you didn't find my daughter again, right? 141 00:06:44,714 --> 00:06:46,104 Nissan Leaf, sir. 142 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:48,033 What? 143 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,097 That's a car? 144 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,652 It's a fuckin' fairy car. For fuckin' fairies. 145 00:06:52,757 --> 00:06:56,587 If 151 miles per battery charge makes me a fairy, 146 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:58,872 then fit me for a pair of wings. 147 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:06,075 Now, in following up on last night's events 148 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:08,084 when you were savaged by the school children-- 149 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:10,526 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what, slow your fucking roll, ginger. 150 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,597 Okay? Nobody beat me up. 151 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:15,748 There was like 50 of those little fucking shits running all over the place. 152 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:18,539 Like, little people but not that type of little. 153 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:20,405 Still very powerful in large numbers. 154 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:24,749 You know, I blame you for this. This is your fucking fault. 155 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,378 Yours, motherfucker. Yours. 156 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,070 Daddy, you were right. The hat lady is bangin' the guy in the boat. 157 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:30,863 BOBBY: Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. You know what? 158 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,447 You go down into the hallway 159 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:35,555 and you find that fuckin' nurse lady with the goddamn sideburns, 160 00:07:35,662 --> 00:07:38,912 and find me some fuckin' morphine, and you get it now. The both of you. 161 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,701 Get the fuck out of that wheelchair! 162 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:42,695 I'm going. Jeez!Mr. Luccetti. 163 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:46,467 Listen to me, you fucking British dipshit. 164 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,539 You British?If you had done your job, 165 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,990 I wouldn't be tracking my kidnapped daughter all over the goddamn country, 166 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,233 and sitting in a fuckin' hospital bed! 167 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:59,096 Now pipe down, all right? If you wanna find your daughter, 168 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:02,623 sharing information is only gonna work to our advantage, yeah? 169 00:08:06,313 --> 00:08:08,253 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 170 00:08:08,349 --> 00:08:12,799 All right... Okay, yeah. All right. Come here. 171 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,766 Tell you what, you can start your job by following through 172 00:08:14,804 --> 00:08:17,124 and checking out how many visitors 173 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,640 you're allowed to have in this fuckin' hospital 174 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:22,990 'cause I'm pretty sure that it's not fuckin' 12! 175 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,263 Damn, he went the other way with that one. 176 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,817 Let me know if you think of anything helpful, Mr. Luccetti. 177 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:29,962 Yeah, why don't you go fuck yourself? 178 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:32,682 Somebody in this fucking white shitbox 179 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:34,618 get me some fucking drugs! 180 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,141 Or a fucking drink. Something! 181 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:40,998 [BOBBY CONTINUES SHOUTING] 182 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:42,936 Not the most pleasant man in the world, huh? 183 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:44,588 I've seen worse. 184 00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:46,036 [NURSE GIGGLES] 185 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:49,766 Well, I gotta get in there and update these reporters in a few. 186 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:51,504 What's the status of his injuries? 187 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,291 Couple of broken bones, collapsed lung. Not clinging to life or anything. 188 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:58,396 At least he's from out of town and I don't have to put up with any visitors. 189 00:08:58,503 --> 00:09:02,203 Lotta times, the only people who visit assholes are other assholes. 190 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:03,991 Hmm. 191 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:06,365 So, has anybody come to see him since he's been here? 192 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:07,686 Not that I've seen. 193 00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:11,651 All right. Thanks, guys. 194 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,068 Mmm-hmm. 195 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,043 Oh, I'm about to make a star out of this chicken and 196 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,380 stars soup. You know what I mean? 197 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,900 I don't. 198 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:23,667 Your father. What you've told me, you two didn't exactly have 199 00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:25,881 the most smooth sailing relationship, hmm. 200 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,360 My pops? 201 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,850 You could definitely say that. 202 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,499 If he wasn't beatin' on me, 203 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,056 he was beatin' on my sisters. 204 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:36,709 Son of a bitch was mean all the way to his grave. 205 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,437 So, no love lost there? 206 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:42,723 I love him. He was a pain in the ass, but I still miss him every fucking day. 207 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:45,174 He's still my pops. 208 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,290 Hey, Sarge. You got a moment?Yeah, that's right. 209 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,217 Come on, this licorice is huge. It'll last forever. 210 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:03,714 I don't think it's got good-for-you stuff in it. Like vitamins and all that. 211 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:04,880 Like orange juice and pretzels. 212 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:06,233 Pretzels don't got vitamins. 213 00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:09,129 I'm pretty sure they do.Right. Pretzel vitamins. 214 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,060 No big licorice. 215 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,545 I gotta piss wicked. You pick. 216 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:20,310 But I expect you to have big pretzel vitamin muscles when I come back. 217 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,253 I'll take this and the rest in gas. 218 00:10:25,348 --> 00:10:28,138 [REPORTER ON TV] Police are trying to understand why a group of teenagers 219 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:32,248 from a local high school transformed into a violent, angry mob, 220 00:10:32,286 --> 00:10:35,076 leaving one Boston man clinging to life. 221 00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:36,907 We don't have all the details 222 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:40,706 as to what role the victim, one Bobby Luccetti, played in the incident, 223 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:44,162 but we are looking for thoughts and prayers 224 00:10:44,264 --> 00:10:47,304 because, well, it could go either way. 225 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:51,265 [REPORTER] There are unconfirmed reports of two other victims who were also... 226 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,999 I'll also take this licorice. 227 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,237 Oh, my God. 228 00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:58,928 [GROANS IN DISGUST] 229 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:02,317 Jesus. It smelled like everything died in there. 230 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,420 What's this?Licorice. 231 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,488 I know, but why? 232 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:09,358 You wanted it. 233 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,945 Oh, you are a gentleman. 234 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:22,508 We goin'? 235 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,267 [ENGINE STARTS] 236 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:33,347 [ENGINE STOPS] 237 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,175 Is that all two bucks gets ya? 238 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,836 What? 239 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:46,500 Your dad's in the hospital. 240 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:49,806 How do you know? 241 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:52,497 I saw him on the news, in the store. 242 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:55,368 It must be real bad, I guess. They're askin' people to pray and stuff. So... 243 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,691 [IF I GO, I'M GOIN'PLAYING] 244 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,030 Fuck 'em. 245 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:08,068 ♪ Got my change 246 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,655 I got to say goodbye to my dad. 247 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,183 I'm just thinkin', it might be good. You know, for you. 248 00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:18,665 You know, I'm not saying that he's, well, you know. He might be... 249 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,532 ♪ Throw my nickels in 250 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:28,399 ♪ Just in case I have to leave 251 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:38,065 ♪ And I will go if you ask me to 252 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:45,446 ♪ I will stay if you dare 253 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:52,355 ♪ And if I go I'm goin shameless 254 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:58,226 ♪ I'll let my hunger take me there ♪ 255 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,033 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 256 00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:20,246 We should be careful. 257 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,562 [SIGHS] 258 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,429 You nervous?Nah. I'm good. 259 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,460 Thanks for comin' in and supportin' me or whatever. 260 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,161 What, you mean like comin' in the hospital? 261 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,750 I can't do that.Well, why the hell not? 262 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,157 Well, people die in there. 263 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,475 Yeah. I know. 264 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,104 Del. 265 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:48,165 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING] 266 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,453 [WOMAN ANNOUNCING OVER PA] 267 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,263 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 268 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,369 JAY: The traction on these hospital socks is unreal. 269 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:14,722 Jay, we need to stay alert, okay? 270 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:18,549 I'm starting to feel like this plan is a big ol' waste of time. 271 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,200 Yeah, I don't know. 272 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,830 We've been one step behind at every turn. Maybe it's time we let him come to us, huh? 273 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,803 That's counting on a lot of things. These kids gotta watch the news, 274 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,830 and even then, Del's gotta care about her father enough 275 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,319 to stick her neck out for his crazy ass. 276 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:35,743 Yeah. You said it yourself. Never underestimate how complicated 277 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,700 that father-child bond can be, okay? 278 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:42,162 I feel like I could walk up a wall in these bad boys. 279 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,020 Physics will prove you wrong. 280 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:57,691 [SCREAMS] Fuck! 281 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:02,523 Shit, my bad. Just... Feeling a little upset over here. 282 00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:05,696 Let me get you something. Cookies, chips... 283 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:10,361 Anything you want. Ah, you know what, too late. You got cookies. 284 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,152 There you go. 285 00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:18,849 Uh... 286 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,852 Thanks.Hey, man. Sit. Hang out. 287 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,346 You ever get a girl pregnant? 288 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,527 No? Well, I fucking did. 289 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:44,079 Yup. Nineteen and my life's fucking over. R.I. fucking P. 290 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,187 You know how young that is? 291 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,640 Nineteen?Fucking young, bro. 292 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,610 [EXHALES] 293 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:52,879 I mean, I'm a kid still. 294 00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,232 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 295 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:58,444 Fuck. You ever been bungee jumping? 296 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:01,239 Huh? Me neither. 297 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,480 What about water-skiing? You ever been water-skiing? 298 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,413 Fuck, that sounds fun, doesn't it? 299 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,066 What about sushi? You ever tried sushi?No. 300 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:11,253 No? What about a water buffalo? You ever seen one of them? Oh, God. 301 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:13,626 Fuck. 302 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:17,772 [EXHALES] 303 00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:20,083 I'm fuckin' dyin' over here. 304 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,116 Dyin'. He's dyin'! 305 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,981 You need to get yourself together. 306 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,085 I will restrain you. I ain't kiddin'. 307 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,290 Why won't you give me something 308 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,158 for the fuckin' pain?Oh, God. 309 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,062 Hey, you're supposed to be helping me out. 310 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,340 I need some fuckin' morphine. 311 00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:34,128 I can't give painkillers to an alcoholic. 312 00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:42,484 What did you just call me?I did not call you anything. 313 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,277 Who the hell did? 314 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:47,142 Whoever the hell filled out your intake forms. 315 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,640 Why 316 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:03,607 the fuck 317 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,506 did you say 318 00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:07,816 I was an alcoholic? 319 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:14,339 We didn't. I just said that you enjoy eight drinks a day. 320 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,619 You said what?We can't lie. 321 00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:19,656 These are official government papers. We could get sequestered. 322 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,144 BOBBY: Jesus fucking Christ!That's it. 323 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:23,799 That's tapioca!BOBBY: That's it. 324 00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,114 I'm stabbing your fucking eyeballs out.I don't wanna get stabbed. 325 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,527 Fuckin' idiot! 326 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,052 [WOMEN GASPING] 327 00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:31,021 BOBBY: You stupid cock-fucks! I'll burn down this fuckin' hospital. 328 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,670 I'll fuck every nurse, including the fuckin' male ones! 329 00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:37,877 I swear to God, you two are not my fucking kids. 330 00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:41,717 I don't know who your fucking mother fucked, but it wasn't fuckin' me! 331 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,551 [SIGHS] 332 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,823 [BOBBY CONTINUES YELLING] 333 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,172 BOBBY: Hey, these two motherfuckers, they're-- 334 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,756 GELLER: Hey, put a cork in it. 335 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,872 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 336 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,700 [BOBBY CONTINUES YELLING] 337 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:00,913 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 338 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,403 I'm dyin' over here! 339 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:12,679 Will somebody please get me a goddamn fuckin' drink? Fuck! 340 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,338 It's tres leches. It means "three milks." 341 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:20,546 These little butter cookie bitches are addictive. 342 00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:23,552 You ever do cocaine? I did cocaine once. 343 00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:26,904 God, I love cocaine. How old are you again? 344 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,623 [MUFFLED] Sixteen.Fuck me. 345 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,765 Man, that's what I'm talking about. 346 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,084 Jumpin' on the back of that thing. Leaving the bullshit behind. 347 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,428 Living like an outlaw. 348 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,714 That guy's got it made. 349 00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:46,954 You never know. 350 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,063 [BUS STOPS] 351 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:54,961 My dad didn't stick around. 352 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:58,995 I turned out all right. 353 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,616 Maybe better. 354 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,447 You never know, right? 355 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:11,599 My mom left when I was five. 356 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:16,805 My dad stayed. He didn't have to. But he did. 357 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:24,337 Wasn't always the best dad. But he stayed. 358 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,034 [BRAKES HISSING] 359 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:36,756 How many girls you had sex with? Huh? 360 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,629 I think I'm up to nine. 361 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:42,529 No, wait. Tanya Boyd. Ten. 362 00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:44,699 Ten? 363 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:48,595 We gotta to go to the packy.Well, hello there. 364 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,188 Who's this jagoff? 365 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,542 That's Bradley. He's having a baby. 366 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,948 Sucks for him.Yeah, it does. 367 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,194 We gotta go get booze. 368 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,297 Fuck yeah, we do. 369 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,653 What about your dad? Is he in there?Yes. 370 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,539 And?He's not dead. 371 00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:01,987 So, why are we getting booze? We should go now. 372 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,858 I'm gonna get some Jager. Oh, we should get cocaine, maybe? 373 00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:07,482 Why is he here?He bought me cookies. 374 00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,855 Can he buy us booze?Yeah, I got a fake ID. 375 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,657 Says I'm a foot taller and 40 pounds fatter, but-- 376 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,002 Can we just hurry the fuck up, please? 377 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,701 Do not get her pregnant. 378 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,078 BRADLEY: The hell are you making? Is that milk? 379 00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:24,735 Half and half. 380 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:28,544 It's a Cape Cod Cooley. My dad invented it. 381 00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:31,201 Sometimes during the summer, if we had a little extra money, 382 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,509 my dad would get to rent a trailer from his friend, Big Fuck. 383 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,992 Was Big Fuck big?Very. 384 00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:39,236 They'd park it down at the trailer park down by the beach for a couple of days. 385 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:40,761 Swim and all that. 386 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,520 I really think it was just a bunch of ingredients 387 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,240 Big Fuck had lying around the trailer 388 00:20:44,346 --> 00:20:46,346 but my dad would let me make these for him. 389 00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:50,702 I thought it was cool because I was nine or ten and it was booze, but... 390 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:55,600 he just probably let me make 'em 'cause he was lazy. 391 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:57,841 Del. 392 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,570 Del, wait. 393 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:02,330 Del? 394 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,713 Oh, God, that's rude. 395 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,370 WAYNE: Del. 396 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,202 Del, I'm coming with you.No. 397 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,961 I don't want you to now. 398 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,411 Del.No. 399 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:13,891 I don't want you to catch a cold or some shit. 400 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,786 I don't like hospitals 'cause of my dad. 401 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,763 Because they told me he was gonna die in a hospital, 402 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,797 and he only got sicker in a hospital, 403 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,254 and they told me he was never gonna get better there 404 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,634 and nothing ever worked when they tried to make him better. 405 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:32,084 So, it just makes me remember all the... 406 00:21:34,603 --> 00:21:35,953 I just don't like 'em. 407 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:41,584 But I went for him. And now I'm gonna go for you. 408 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:45,652 So, can I come in or whatever? 409 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:51,553 Don't expect a goddamn medal. 410 00:21:59,732 --> 00:22:01,632 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 411 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:04,840 Come here. 412 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,019 Fucking sick. 413 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,776 Are those all dead? 414 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:19,606 I don't know. Let me ask. Excuse me, are you guys dead? 415 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:21,168 Yup. They're fuckin' dead. 416 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:22,861 [PEOPLE TALKING] 417 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:24,102 Shit. Come on. 418 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:37,049 Yup. There's the son of a bitch right fucking there, no fucking doubt. 419 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,528 [OFFICER 1 GRUNTING] 420 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:41,983 OFFICER 2: Dude! Cut the shit. You can't be punching dead bodies. 421 00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:45,665 This guy killed my partner. I don't give two goddamn... 422 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,948 Wait, does this guy not have a mustache? 423 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,678 Shit. 424 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:53,612 [SIGHS] You fucking idiot. 425 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:55,508 My bad, man. 426 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,208 [DOOR CLOSES] 427 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:10,981 I think it's okay to go.Wait. Not yet. 428 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,990 My dad was different before my ma died. 429 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,720 Well, we... 430 00:23:28,337 --> 00:23:29,887 We all were, I guess. But... 431 00:23:31,996 --> 00:23:35,066 I don't know, he wasn't always such a dick. Or... 432 00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:41,832 Maybe he was and my ma made him less. Or... 433 00:23:44,284 --> 00:23:45,914 Or better or whatever. But... 434 00:23:52,707 --> 00:23:54,567 If he goes, I got no one. 435 00:23:59,265 --> 00:24:00,575 But you do now, though. 436 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:03,885 Right? 437 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:06,095 [ONE CROWDED HOURPLAYING] 438 00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:10,554 ♪ But for one crowded hour 439 00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:14,626 ♪ You were the only one in the room 440 00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:18,419 ♪ And I sailed around all those bumps in the night 441 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,247 ♪ To your beacon in the gloom 442 00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:24,737 ♪ I thought I had found my golden September 443 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:28,332 ♪ In the middle of that purple June 444 00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:31,232 ♪ But one crowded hour 445 00:24:31,331 --> 00:24:34,091 ♪ Would lead to my wreck and ruin 446 00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:38,057 ♪ Now I know you like your boys to take their medicine 447 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,166 ♪ From the bowl with a silver spoon 448 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,932 ♪ Who were taught from the womb to believe to the tune 449 00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:47,755 ♪ In as far as their bleeding eyes see 450 00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:49,755 ♪ It's a pleasure pen, meant for them 451 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,897 ♪ Built for and rent for them 452 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:53,657 ♪ Not for the likes of me 453 00:24:53,768 --> 00:24:57,288 ♪ Not for the likes of you and me 454 00:24:58,807 --> 00:25:02,117 ♪ And for one crowded hour 455 00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:04,264 ♪ Would lead to my wreck and ruin ♪ 456 00:25:06,953 --> 00:25:09,583 JAY: There's a thousand things down there we could've picked. 457 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,960 GELLER: Not the sandwich. I'm just saying, it's a lot of bread. 458 00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:14,483 Nobody told you to order the fucking ciabatta. 459 00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,622 Yeah, well, I'm gonna return it. 460 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:17,651 Okay. Well, make sure you please, 461 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:21,137 please don't embarrass me in front of that fine-ass cafeteria lady. 462 00:25:21,174 --> 00:25:24,014 I'm gonna exchange this for a potato. 463 00:25:24,108 --> 00:25:27,008 JAY: Make sure you tell my girlfriend Beyonce in the cafeteria 464 00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:29,841 I'm looking forward to lunch tomorrow, too, Sarge. 465 00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:56,138 [SNORING] 466 00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:20,993 Delilah? 467 00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:22,928 Hey, Daddy. 468 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,173 Brought you a Cape Cod Cooley. 469 00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:28,348 Hey, you... 470 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,177 You comin' home? 471 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:37,042 You dyin'? 472 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:39,909 The cops said you was dyin'. 473 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,880 Cops lie. 474 00:26:53,128 --> 00:26:55,098 You... 475 00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,064 You, motherfucker! 476 00:26:58,099 --> 00:27:00,199 What are you doing in my goddamn room? 477 00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,478 Bye, Daddy.[SCREAMING] Teddy, Carl! 478 00:27:03,483 --> 00:27:04,763 Nurse, help! 479 00:27:04,864 --> 00:27:05,904 GELLER: Wayne McCullough! 480 00:27:05,934 --> 00:27:07,284 BOBBY: He's here, he's in the hospital! 481 00:27:07,591 --> 00:27:08,771 Steady. 482 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,869 I just want to talk. 483 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,866 Stop. 484 00:27:14,978 --> 00:27:16,948 [HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING] 485 00:27:19,776 --> 00:27:21,326 Bad shoe choice. 486 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:22,572 WAYNE: Whoa! 487 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:23,915 NURSE: No running! 488 00:27:24,573 --> 00:27:25,783 Pardon me. 489 00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:32,477 Shit.Wayne. 490 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,514 It's okay. 491 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:38,900 Hi, Delilah. Take a beat now. 492 00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:42,796 I'm here as a friend. Yeah? 493 00:27:42,902 --> 00:27:46,802 My name is Sergeant Stephen Geller. I'm from Brockton. Just like you. 494 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:49,464 Born there, raised there. 495 00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:52,497 Eat Town Spa Pizza. 496 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:54,328 Just like you. 497 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,164 Do you like Town Spa Pizza? 498 00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:01,916 Cape Cod Cafe is better.By a fuckin' mile. 499 00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:04,095 A lot of people would agree with that. 500 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,265 Now, look, Wayne, Del... 501 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:09,028 I'm here... 502 00:28:09,135 --> 00:28:12,165 Not as a police officer...Are you a police officer? 503 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:16,176 Not officially, right now. I'm a bit off the clock on this. 504 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,530 So we don't have to listen to you, officially, right now? 505 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:21,488 [SIGHS] 506 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,530 Huh. 507 00:28:23,563 --> 00:28:27,573 Look, I've done a lot of thinking about what I was going to say to you, 508 00:28:29,017 --> 00:28:32,877 and now... I don't know what I'm going to say to you. 509 00:28:35,644 --> 00:28:39,234 I want to give you something that you've never been given. 510 00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:42,685 And that's a chance to get out. 511 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,971 All right? Before you get caught up in the current of a life 512 00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:47,519 you never wanted to begin with. 513 00:28:50,038 --> 00:28:51,318 But, I need you to trust me. 514 00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:55,039 Trust you? Cops lied and said my dad was dyin'. 515 00:28:55,147 --> 00:28:57,837 Yeah, okay, that's why I'm trying to help. 516 00:28:57,943 --> 00:29:02,433 Once other police officers get involved, once you get down to Florida, and... 517 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,883 God knows whatever's waiting for you down there. 518 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,504 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 519 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,859 GELLER: Whoa, whoa. 520 00:29:21,967 --> 00:29:23,177 Wait. 521 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:29,908 Look, Wayne. Steady. Wayne, I know the kind of man your father was. 522 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:34,601 You don't have to be like your father. 523 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:38,470 Wayne! 524 00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:42,607 Run. 525 00:29:52,721 --> 00:29:53,791 Jay. 526 00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:55,135 [GELLER GROANING] 527 00:29:56,484 --> 00:29:57,734 God damn, what happened? 528 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,800 They just left. Go. Go! 529 00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:03,082 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 530 00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,216 [YELLS] Move! Police! Get out of the way! 531 00:30:07,288 --> 00:30:09,568 What the fuck is your problem? 532 00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:12,469 [ENGINE STARTS] 533 00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:13,949 Freeze! Stop! 534 00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:21,958 Don't shoot me, bro! I got a little boy on the way. I'm gonna be a dad. 535 00:30:22,924 --> 00:30:24,484 [PANTING] 536 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,410 Fuck! 537 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,096 I'm gonna be a dad. 538 00:30:32,692 --> 00:30:34,802 Outlaw. 539 00:30:34,902 --> 00:30:38,352 They're gone, Sarge. What do you think about your boy now? 540 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:41,979 No more chances. 541 00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:45,287 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 542 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,328 [GRUNTING] 543 00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:54,442 [BED RATTLING] 544 00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:59,166 Fuck! God damn it! Motherfuck! 545 00:31:00,341 --> 00:31:01,511 [STRAINING] 546 00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:06,174 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 547 00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:12,176 [SCREAMING] 548 00:31:15,804 --> 00:31:16,984 Damn it! 549 00:31:17,082 --> 00:31:18,702 [MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY] 550 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:32,372 Hi. 551 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,034 Hey. 552 00:31:56,431 --> 00:31:58,501 DEL: Next onWayne...[LAUGHS] 553 00:31:58,606 --> 00:32:01,886 What the fuck! Better clean that shit off my car, bitch. 554 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:04,029 MAN: Where's the motherfuckin' kid?What did the kid do? 555 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,790 That little shit charged a round of drinks and a cash advance in my fucking name! 556 00:32:09,858 --> 00:32:11,548 [ALL WHOOPING] 557 00:32:12,068 --> 00:32:13,858 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 558 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,346 Who the fuck you think you is? 559 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:17,110 You were looking out for me. It's nice to have someone else 560 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,451 be the grownup for once in my life. 561 00:32:18,557 --> 00:32:19,767 Do you want me to keep yelling at you? 562 00:32:19,868 --> 00:32:21,728 Go find Wayne. Yell at him instead. 563 00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:23,416 The fuck is going on out here? 564 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:25,077 You look just like your father.