1 00:00:04,763 --> 00:00:06,353 [ engine revving ] 2 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:08,974 [ rock music playing ] 3 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:14,011 [ door alarm dinging ] 4 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,641 What the fuck, bro? 5 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:19,300 You think you can just cut me the fuck off back there? 6 00:00:19,398 --> 00:00:23,888 You fucking asshole! I'm fucking talking to you! 7 00:00:23,989 --> 00:00:25,819 Hey! Look at me, motherfucker! 8 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:29,508 [ gasping ] 9 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:33,787 What the fuck? 10 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 11 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,114 Wait, wait, wait. No, look, man. 12 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:43,184 I'm real sorry, man. Don't fucking do it. 13 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:45,494 I didn't mean to... [ whimpers ] 14 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:51,913 [ gasps ] 15 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:55,643 That's a cute car. 16 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:58,506 Is that your mother's car? You have a safe fucking trip, yeah? 17 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,030 -[ gasps ] -Hey, how far is Ocala? 18 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:02,679 -Nine hours, Daddy. -Let's go get that motherfucker, yeah? 19 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:06,136 -Motherfucker! -Motherfucker! 20 00:01:06,169 --> 00:01:07,899 [ tires squeal ] 21 00:01:07,998 --> 00:01:09,028 [ gasps ] 22 00:01:11,554 --> 00:01:12,494 Fuck! 23 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,730 [ theme music playing ] 24 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:30,574 -[ indistinct chatter ] -[ music playing ] 25 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:34,886 woman: Okay, guys, let's go. [ chuckles ] 26 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:36,861 Come on. 27 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:42,788 Oh. No. You never eat at a table with the little kids. 28 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,685 Kids do gross shit. 29 00:01:44,725 --> 00:01:47,895 They snot all over everything, they touch their own assholes... 30 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,424 It's fucking gross. 31 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:02,286 I hate mushrooms. 32 00:02:02,398 --> 00:02:04,048 I'll eat your fuckin' mushrooms. 33 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,197 You guys wanna see me down it? 34 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:10,271 I'm hanging with a bunch of pussies. [ laughs ] 35 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:11,891 Okay. 36 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,064 girl: So cool. 37 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,109 [ gags ] 38 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:22,379 Holy shit! I need water! 39 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:25,459 -That's not so hard. -[ girl laughing ] 40 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:29,666 girl: Why did you do that? Oh, my God. 41 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:32,496 girl: Are you crying? 42 00:02:36,984 --> 00:02:38,854 I need to pee. 43 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:42,087 I bet you do. 44 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,396 [ chuckles ] 45 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:50,174 Shit. Truancy raid! 46 00:02:51,274 --> 00:02:53,594 All right! Y'all know the drill. 47 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,870 And no cussing on the way to the van. 48 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,488 Huh? Let's go, girlie. 49 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:58,871 Don't you fuckin' touch me. 50 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,531 I don't even go to your stupid school. 51 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:03,178 You keep that up, and I'm gonna have to call your parents, all right? 52 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:06,666 -You, check her bag for contraband. -Hey, give it back! 53 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,152 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop that! 54 00:03:10,051 --> 00:03:11,021 What the fuck! 55 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:14,371 Put me down! I don't go to his fucking school! 56 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,780 Walsh: Not so tough now, are you? 57 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,589 Where's the girl? 58 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:32,871 Uh, I don't know which girl you mean, but the truancy cops just raided this bitch. 59 00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:35,974 [ tires squeal ] 60 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:54,994 Who are you? 61 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,997 I mean, kneeing that narc in the balls like that... 62 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:59,478 Move over Cate Blanchett, I think I found my new spirit animal. 63 00:03:59,515 --> 00:04:00,995 Please tell me you're new here. 64 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:03,692 I'm just on vacation, or whatever. 65 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:06,065 In Richmond Hill? [ snorts] Why? 66 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:08,176 Because mind ya own business, that's why. 67 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:09,843 -Oh! She's sassy. -Okay. 68 00:04:09,939 --> 00:04:12,039 Is there some sort of way we can bust out of here? 69 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:14,358 Like a fucking fire alarm we can pull, or something? 70 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,011 You're low-key hilarious. 71 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:19,088 This is lunch detention, not prison. Plus, don't you need your bag? 72 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:20,849 Jenny: They'll give it back to you later. 73 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,190 But for now, we should probably just chill 74 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,366 -and wait to see what the snack is. -Mmm-hmm. 75 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:25,781 They feed you during detention here? 76 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:28,056 Don't worry, if it's bland, we got some 77 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:31,204 Flamin' Cheetos stashed over in Non-Fiction. 78 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:34,096 So, you're hanging out with us after school. That's a thing. 79 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,214 Yep. 80 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:41,695 [ exclaiming ] 81 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:46,385 Man! This hotel's is on some four-star shit! 82 00:04:46,493 --> 00:04:47,873 I can use this fancy lotion, right? 83 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:52,597 Take it. Take the soap. Take everything. I don't care. 84 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:54,736 Don't people mingle and shit at conferences? 85 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:56,256 Should you get down there? 86 00:04:56,365 --> 00:04:57,775 Not yet. I've got to get settled, 87 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,923 gotta iron some shirts, work on my speech... 88 00:05:00,023 --> 00:05:02,163 We could just bail and get back to finding Wayne. 89 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,297 Cole: No. Can't. 90 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:05,786 The Superintendent is gonna be following up on how I do, 91 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:08,241 since she knows there's a chance to get some grant money. 92 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,793 How much cash we talkin'? 93 00:05:09,895 --> 00:05:12,995 I don't know. Enough to buy some computers and other computer things. 94 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,795 But I can't do anything with the room like this. 95 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:23,116 Oh, shit. You haven't even started on your speech yet. 96 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:25,389 What? Yes, I have. You don't... What are you talking about? 97 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:26,908 You're procrastinating. 98 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:28,946 I do the same thing when I have a big paper due. 99 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:31,922 I'll clean my room, pick up those tiny fuzz balls off my sweaters... 100 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:35,092 I wrote it, okay? Basically. It's all up here. 101 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,917 Why don't you go relax by the pool, downstairs? 102 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:39,407 Because what's the point, okay? 103 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:42,101 It doesn't even matter what I say. We're never gonna get a grant. 104 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,484 And even if we did, 105 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:45,405 you know what those kids are gonna do with the technology it buys? 106 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:46,858 They're immediately gonna break it, 107 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:48,757 steal it, or pour chocolate milk into it. 108 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:49,965 So, what's the point? 109 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,873 You know they have a sauna down there, too, right? 110 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:55,222 Maybe you're right. We should brainstorm some ideas. 111 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,490 What have you got? 112 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:58,217 [ exhales ] 113 00:05:58,323 --> 00:06:01,293 Dude, could you just go downstairs, so I can watch my porn movies? 114 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,805 Please get dressed. 115 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,782 Hold up. How long are you in town for? 116 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:13,297 Are you doing anything tonight? 117 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:16,618 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Good call. Our super lame-ass Spring Fling's tonight. 118 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:18,381 Ugh! I'm not comin' to your weird dance. I don't even go here. 119 00:06:18,481 --> 00:06:21,801 No, that doesn't matter. We can bring whoever we want as dates. 120 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:23,309 I am bringing this hot mess, 121 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,895 but I'm thinking, 122 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:30,387 we all go as a polyamorous lezzy throuple, yeah? [ giggles ] 123 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:34,643 Can you imagine how hard they'd shit their fucking pants? 124 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:36,670 Look at how eeked out this hoecake is already. 125 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,161 [ grunts ] 126 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,299 See that? 127 00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:41,229 That's the international sign for cunnilingus. 128 00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:44,201 Of course, you wouldn't know that because you're dating a high school boy, right? 129 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,230 [ girls giggling ] 130 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:49,475 How about you? You got anyone? A guy? A girl? 131 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:53,272 I don't know. I got a Wayne. 132 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:54,478 What the fuck is "a Wayne"? 133 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:55,857 -[ tires screech ] -[ motorbike revs ] 134 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:00,415 -[ tires screeching ] -[ girl screams ] 135 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:02,663 boy: Holy shit! 136 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:09,667 -[ students exclaiming ] -Hey! 137 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:19,197 [ tires squeal ] 138 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:26,690 I guess that's a fuckin' Wayne. 139 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,242 [ guard shouting ] 140 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:34,803 Is this the boy you had a little kerfuffle with? 141 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:38,042 He means the dangerous criminal who nail-gunned your hands to a van. 142 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:40,217 Listen, when I talked to the other cops, 143 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,432 the guys who wore actual uniforms, I told them everything I knew. 144 00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:44,742 -[ cell phone rings ] -Excuse me. 145 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:46,255 [ groans ] 146 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:51,087 Uh... 147 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:57,405 So, I'm assuming the hiring circumstances were similar to these gentlemen's? 148 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:59,582 I didn't find him on LinkedIn, if that's what you mean. 149 00:07:59,686 --> 00:08:00,996 Did you pay him? 150 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:04,171 Of course, I fuckin' paid him. And this is what I get for it? 151 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,728 Right. 152 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,491 Well, that doesn't quite add up now, does it? 153 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:10,080 -May I have my goddamn phone back, please? -[ cell phone beeps ] 154 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:12,729 Look, the kids are on the road, okay? They need to eat. 155 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:14,838 I know you want to think he's some kind of angel, 156 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:16,432 but if Wayne got desperate, 157 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:18,461 -we're gonna have serious problems here. -[ dial tone beeping ] 158 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:21,087 automated voice: Welcome to the Fayetteville Immigration Detention Center. 159 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:24,921 Our menu options have changed. For English press 1. 160 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:27,441 You know, I came across a gentleman in Massachusetts, 161 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,922 who had the darnedest scheme. 162 00:08:29,957 --> 00:08:32,817 He'd hire workers with questionable citizenship status, 163 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:35,646 and at the end of the day, instead of paying them, 164 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:37,996 -he'd turn them in to Immigration. -[ chuckles ] 165 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:39,523 Now, I hate to be rude, 166 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:42,972 so, allow me to translate for our Spanish-speaking friends... 167 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,393 [ speaking Spanish ] 168 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,050 [ indistinct chatter and laughter ] 169 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,466 I'm takin' you're not much of a school-type, are ya? 170 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,234 People didn't like me much. 171 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,302 And I didn't like them much back. 172 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,997 [ scoffs ] Me, neither. 173 00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:09,379 I dunno. 174 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:12,069 Schools are always gonna be filled with boneheads. 175 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:16,072 So's my house. At least, at school, I got a decent lunch. 176 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:22,415 I was actually good at it, you know. I had a best friend... 177 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:29,326 -I liked that pink soap. -What? 178 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:34,331 The soap in the bathrooms. Smells clean. 179 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,916 You got a weird thing with smells, man. 180 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,915 You ever even read a book before? 181 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:43,507 -Comics count? -Jesus. 182 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:44,688 I read a book before. 183 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:47,281 -Yeah? What was it called? -I don't remember. 184 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:51,349 -What was it about? -Werewolves. 185 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:52,832 Figures. 186 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,837 There was also a lady who was part tarantula. 187 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:58,559 Yeah, of course there was. 188 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:02,217 I don't know, maybe it was just our school that was shit. 189 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:05,605 Maybe if we went someplace like this place, it would be different. 190 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:09,398 Dude, that was the tits. 191 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:10,915 [ kissing ] 192 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,784 Jenny: Mrs. Prince totally thought 193 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:15,028 that your motorcycle was like a small earthquake. 194 00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:16,932 She's like, "This is what your drills are for! 195 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:19,380 -Remember your training!" -[ both laughing ] 196 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:21,691 Trish and Jenny. 197 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,384 -What's up? -Trish: What's up? 198 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:24,901 Um... 199 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,803 [ chuckles nervously ] 200 00:10:26,902 --> 00:10:29,282 -Nice to meet you. -Jenny: Hi. 201 00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:30,941 [ clears throat ] 202 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,247 Jenny: Okay. 203 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,706 So, you are coming to Spring Fling with us. 204 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,149 Oh, yeah, 100%. 205 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,088 And we may need to make an entrance on your bike. 206 00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:43,301 Oh, my God! We should release doves if we can find them. 207 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,891 Like a stupid dance? 208 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:48,159 With people dancing to, like, stupid music? 209 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:49,988 Um, exactly. 210 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:52,508 But just for shits 'n gigs. To rip on people, like, ironically. 211 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:56,587 -Talk shit on all the jocks tryin' get it in. -[ both grunting ] 212 00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:59,731 Don't ya need good clothes to get into a stupid dance? 213 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,491 You know what? Actually, it's cool. 214 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,461 My dad's girlfriend... Uh, we can go to my place. 215 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,079 -She has all these psycho-slut dresses that we can try on! -[ laughs ] 216 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:09,744 Oh, my God, and we can pre-game. Like hard. 217 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:10,811 We're gonna pre-game. 218 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,781 I don't know. Maybe it'll be fun? 219 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,259 But nothing they said sounds like it. 220 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:19,823 No, no, no. We voted. Um, seven to three. You're going now. 221 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,130 -See ya. -See ya later, ladies. 222 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,203 Maybe they'll have that pink soap you like. 223 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,617 -Give me one of your peppers... -Go fuck yourself. Back off! 224 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:35,347 For the love of Christ, will the two of you shut the fuck up? 225 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,973 Tryin' to see if these jag-offs called about that demo job. 226 00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:41,109 Would you fuck off with your sticky mitts! 227 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,698 Fucking machine, man. It's a piece of shit. It won't work. 228 00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:46,706 -You hit seven? -Hit seven, then the access number. 229 00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:48,469 What's the access number? 230 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,990 -Carl, access number? -I don't know. 231 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,499 Oh, try Del's birthday. 232 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:54,784 [ slurps ] 233 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:57,576 -July 20th. -Twentieth. Right. 234 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:58,822 [ beeping ] 235 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,645 Ha! Working. 236 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,864 [ Walsh on voicemail ] Hi, Mr. or Mrs. Luccetti? Am I saying that right? 237 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,205 [ clears throat ] This is Vice Principal Walsh from Alabaster High. 238 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,492 Give me some of your coleslaw... 239 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,349 Walsh: Your daughter got detention... 240 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:13,043 She didn't have her student ID and our system's down, 241 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,036 but we found your number in her bag. 242 00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:18,358 So, if you could come on in, help sort this out, that'll be great. 243 00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:19,391 Unbelievable. 244 00:12:20,463 --> 00:12:20,813 -[ engine starts ] -I want some more sweet tea. 245 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:22,261 -Shut the fuck up. -Not before you clean your ear... 246 00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,048 Don't you fucking touch me! 247 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:25,753 [ laughing ] 248 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,158 -Fuck you, Carl. -Fuck you! 249 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,164 -Fuck you, motherfucker! -Fuck you, motherfucker! 250 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,025 [ both continue arguing ] 251 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,688 Whoa. I love your room. 252 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:44,725 My dad's tragic taste in girlfriends did not disappoint... 253 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,773 -[ laughing ] Look at these. -Fucking Bridgette. 254 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:52,431 What, did your dad meet her in a slutty mental hospital, or something? 255 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,530 Is this fox dead? 256 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:59,776 Yeah, I took those. Even roadkill deserves to be remembered. 257 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,612 That's wicked weird. 258 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,301 Wait. "Wicked?" 259 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,853 Like "wicked" like, witch wicked? 260 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,266 What? No, wicked like, really. 261 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,032 Like if you see some dudes struttin' down a street, 262 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,964 you're gonna be like, "Look at that jabroni, thinks he's 'wicked' hard..." 263 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,137 -What? -Jabroni? [ laughing ] 264 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,241 Oh, honey, bless your heart. 265 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:17,867 Why does everyone keep saying that? 266 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,970 I don't know, it's Southern for, [ snickers ] "I'm judging you." 267 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,247 Oh, Jesus. 268 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,734 [ Trish and Jenny laughing ] 269 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,939 Jenny: Anyway, you should totally sleep over tonight. 270 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:29,257 And you should also come to our school full-time. 271 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,600 Oh, my God! Yes! Dude, it could be like this all the time. 272 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,748 -Like The Three Wicked Bitches! -Oh, my God. 273 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,231 -So good. -Del: How do I look? 274 00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,125 I like you in your regular clothes. 275 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,310 You need something, too, you know. 276 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,661 Dude, got you, got you. 277 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:53,628 Uh, yes. This is from my dad's third wedding. 278 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,415 Trish: Sheesh! 279 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,982 I gotta go to the bathroom. 280 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:00,008 Don't you like it? It's got matching pants, too. 281 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,355 I don't care. 282 00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,362 [ girls laughing ] 283 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:06,473 "And just like Middleweight Champion Marvin Hagler, 284 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,159 Hagler High can take a beating. 285 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:12,921 That's why I believe we can be a contender in the arena of education." 286 00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:14,435 [ sighs ] Jesus. 287 00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,933 -Good Jesus, or bad Jesus? -Bad Jesus. 288 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,098 If you can't talk up Hagler to a bunch of nerdy-ass principals 289 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,654 who are balls deep into education, 290 00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,137 how do you expect to get through to Wayne, a kid who hates school? 291 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,312 What do you want me to do? 292 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,626 Motivate me. You gotta speak through here. 293 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,829 You're a friggin' principal. 294 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,658 Tap into why you wanted to be one in the first place. 295 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:31,796 Honestly, I didn't. 296 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,105 I took a gym teacher temp job, 297 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,457 and next thing you know, they made me Principal. 298 00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:35,983 That's some white privilege shit right there. 299 00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:38,122 That's what I said. 300 00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,503 Listen, you got two options. 301 00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:42,473 Reach deep down inside and come up with a speech 302 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:45,132 that'll inspire people to donate to our school, 303 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,890 or, half-ass it, like you've done your whole life, 304 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,410 and steal a speech off the Internet like your lazy-ass students do. 305 00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:57,655 -I'm gonna go with B. The second thing. -What the fuck! 306 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,829 Speeches for Principal... 307 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,205 [ keyboard clacking ] 308 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:07,835 "To lead is to listen. To educate is to understand. 309 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:12,431 To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal." 310 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,262 [ chuckles ] I like that. 311 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:19,186 I'm using it. 312 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:21,327 -[ music playing ] -[ girls chattering ] 313 00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,237 [ sniffing ] 314 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,726 Del: Hey, Wayne! Can you grab my hair clip out of my bag? 315 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,817 Del: What the fuck, Wayne? You hear me? 316 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,099 [ camera shutter clicks ] 317 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,724 Oh, no, I need more color than this. 318 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:09,306 Gonna add some cilantro. How's that look? 319 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,206 Shades of Robin Hood, really. 320 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,456 -Cilantro? -The boy. 321 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,598 Stealing from the rich, helping the poor... 322 00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:19,768 Sarge, we've now seen cases of arson, assault, 323 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,665 a hole where a motherfucker's nose used to be, 324 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,264 and you're still goin' on like he's some type of choir boy! 325 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,683 [ siren chirps ] 326 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:28,990 [ brakes screech ] 327 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:33,580 Well, shit. You ain't gained a pound! 328 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:37,622 -Night yoga, my friend. How's Connie? -Good, good. 329 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,070 She just self-published a kids' book 330 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:44,002 about a couple of seashells learning to listen to one other. 331 00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,756 [ indistinct radio chatter ] 332 00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:49,076 Well, you gotta jiggle the handle. Jiggle it hard. 333 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:53,151 I wanna thank you for sleuthin' out that construction business. 334 00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:57,433 To think I was considerin' that asshole for my kitchen remodel. 335 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,503 The reason I tracked you down here... 336 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,474 Mayor over in Fayetteville, 337 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:06,162 he's got every cop he can get out looking for a maniac who assaulted his son 338 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,266 at a pit stop over in Fairmont. 339 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:11,003 Doused the kid in gasoline, threatened to torch him. 340 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:15,479 Guess what, this particular maniac had a Boston accent. 341 00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,446 [ man on radio ] I can't stop it. 342 00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:21,323 -Well, get some more towels. -Sorry, ran out already. 343 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,799 -How fast is this thing flowing? - 14... 344 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,045 -Evidence room. -Getting the evidence now. 345 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:30,978 Damn, duty calls. Anything else develops, I'll let you know. 346 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,495 [ engine starts ] 347 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:38,824 All right, so, say we chalk this up to a good kid having a bad week, 348 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,409 and he's this Robin Hood-type you think he is, 349 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,168 -then what? -[ sighs ] 350 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:45,479 What are you hoping to get out of this, Sarge? 351 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,202 I guess what I'm really wondering is, 352 00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,647 do we need to protect Wayne from the world, 353 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,138 or do we need to protect the world from Wayne? 354 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,243 It's like trying to photograph this pea soup. 355 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,588 No matter how many filters I put on, 356 00:17:55,695 --> 00:18:00,525 it doesn't change the fact that it still looks like baby shit. 357 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:06,326 You know what'd pull these together? Ladies' monocles. 358 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,231 You guys, about this dance. 359 00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:11,258 -Are we actually gonna dance? -Ah, it depends. 360 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:14,056 Yeah, if a half dope song comes on, I'll be like... 361 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,682 Oh, yeah! It's my baby girl. 362 00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,616 -"Wicked" hot. Say it. -[ Del laughs ] 363 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:20,689 Wicked hot. 364 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,689 What about you, New England Clam Chowder? 365 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,552 -Oh, you want to see somethin'? -Oh, yeah. 366 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,175 -All right, you wanna see something? -Let's go. 367 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,419 -Wayne: Del... -Oh! 368 00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:32,731 What the crud? What took you so long? 369 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,725 -Where's my hairclip? -Could we talk? 370 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:38,048 Not here? 371 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,361 -Trish: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? -[ girls laughing ] 372 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,609 Del: Hey, we're almost done. 373 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,301 Will you stop acting like such a fucking weirdo? 374 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:51,715 I think you should stay. 375 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,820 What? Yeah, we're staying for the dance... 376 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,475 It's fine. I get it. 377 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,963 What the hell's wrong with you? 378 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,110 I just think if you want to stay, you should stay. 379 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,106 So, where the fuck are you going? 380 00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:13,386 You'll have more fun without me. 381 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,397 So, you're just gonna fucking leave? 382 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,920 -Real cool move, dick! -[ curtain clinking ] 383 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,159 I'll see you later, then? 384 00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:27,817 So, should I cancel our P.F. Chang's reservation? 385 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,685 They get real cunty about last minute shit. 386 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:36,041 [ music playing ] 387 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,449 [ indistinct chatter] 388 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,194 Come on. 389 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,724 Guys, be honest with me. Is this too fucking much? 390 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,061 Nah, dude, we look so fucking elegant right now. 391 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,518 For real, we look like some top shelf Helen Mirrens over here. 392 00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,169 Dude, check out fucking Jeremy. 393 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:13,067 Hey, dude, they have to actually be into it, you chode! 394 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:20,077 -Hey, you okay, lady bro? -Yeah, man, fine. 395 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:24,914 [ soft music playing ] 396 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:37,816 [ indistinct chatter ] 397 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:41,857 -Hey, you know Trish and Jenny? -Yeah, man. I know them. 398 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,764 Those two wild, you know what I'm saying? 399 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,826 [ popping lips ] 400 00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,486 -Can you give this to 'em? -Sure, buddy. 401 00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:55,504 I can't promise anything right now. I just got into some pretty dank nuggs. 402 00:20:57,497 --> 00:21:00,737 That's pretty sweet, right? Every Friday, it's the same thing. 403 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,705 They come here, order their mushroom pizza. 404 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,684 -I hate mushrooms. -Yeah, so does he. 405 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:10,754 He hates the music in here, the smell of the place. 406 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,025 He tells me every week when she's not listening. 407 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:18,073 And I tell him, "Man, I can make your pizza half mushroom, half cheese." 408 00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,243 But he wants it that way. 409 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:22,347 Just so he can pick them off, and give them to her. 410 00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:23,773 Sacrifice, man. 411 00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:33,116 Oh, hey, hey? 412 00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:39,949 He may not be eating mushrooms, but you know what he'll be eating later? 413 00:21:40,057 --> 00:21:42,957 Vintage pussy. 414 00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,758 Best to watch the evidence in here. 415 00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:55,144 It's the only room in the building 416 00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:57,904 not affected by our unfortunate plumbing situation. 417 00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,727 -You sure about that? -[ laughs ] 418 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:03,006 [ man on radio ] Sir, we need you on the third floor. 419 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,600 [ grunts ] 420 00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:07,672 Look, fellas. I gotta go. Good luck. 421 00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:12,088 All right, so, if we see legit video proof of this kid 422 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,333 on the verge of straight-up fiery murder, I just wanna let you know that... 423 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:18,127 Just hit it, Jay. 424 00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:20,133 [ beeps ] 425 00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:25,968 It's not him. [ chuckles softly ] That ain't him. 426 00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:30,489 Wait, that's the motherfucker I tased! 427 00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:32,490 [ audience applauding ] 428 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:34,702 man: Being a leader is sometimes messy. 429 00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:37,771 Both for you and the people who work for you. 430 00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:40,953 Maybe you're positive, you know the right road to take. 431 00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,879 -Hey. What'd I miss? -Hey, what are you doing down here? 432 00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:45,122 -I thought you wanted alone time. -[ applause ] 433 00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:46,775 Turns out I only needed three minutes. 434 00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,332 All right. Just be quiet. I'm up next. 435 00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:50,676 man: To lead is to listen. 436 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:53,233 To educate is to understand. 437 00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:57,957 To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal... 438 00:22:58,066 --> 00:23:03,236 -Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, no, no, no. -[ applause ] 439 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,562 He just steal your stolen speech? 440 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,830 Dumbass. Should've scrolled to the second one. 441 00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,868 man: I don't have to look any further 442 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,804 than watching my own teaching staff in action. 443 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:12,807 I am incredible... 444 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,358 [ upbeat music playing ] 445 00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,823 -Hey, you like football? -No. 446 00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:29,822 Awesome, same. Yeah, that's why I row. 447 00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:31,815 Oh, honey, bless your heart. 448 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:34,028 [ music continues ] 449 00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:54,293 [ laughs ] 450 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:57,684 [ knuckles crack ] 451 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,306 [ hip-hop music playing ] 452 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,320 [ both laughing ] 453 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:33,709 -Who is that? -That's fucking Wayne. [ laughs ] 454 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:37,548 [ chants ] Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! 455 00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:42,479 [ all chanting ] Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! 456 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,175 Whoa! 457 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,459 [ all cheering ] 458 00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:01,948 Do you wanna dance with me? 459 00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:06,365 I don't know. How sweaty are your hands? 460 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,483 [ music playing ] 461 00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,099 [ students cheering ] 462 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:34,053 Hey, how you doin'? I'm, uh, Tom Cole. 463 00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:35,123 Uh... 464 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:38,643 From Hagler High in Brockton, Massachusetts. 465 00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:43,374 It's named after Marvelous Marvin Hagler. 466 00:25:43,472 --> 00:25:49,132 -[ woman clears throat ] -The boxer? 1980s? No? 467 00:25:51,308 --> 00:25:53,968 When I was preparing for this speech, 468 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,560 someone told me to dig deep and speak from the heart. 469 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:03,150 So, I did some digging. [ chuckles ] And you know what's in there? 470 00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:07,081 Hate. Lots and lots of hate. 471 00:26:07,704 --> 00:26:08,984 [ clears throat ] 472 00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:12,924 Hate for the kids, my school, my job, 473 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,440 but, uh, mostly, for myself. 474 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,342 man 1: Then why are you here? 475 00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:23,581 The gentleman wearing slacks with sandals would like to know why I'm here. 476 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:27,205 And, obviously, it's because I'm trying to get a grant. 477 00:26:27,309 --> 00:26:31,559 For some electronics that'll end up being broken, stolen, or shit on. 478 00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:33,279 That's a true story, FYI. 479 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:37,464 Last time we got tablets, someone took an actual shit on one. 480 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,361 So, now, we need new tablets. 481 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,950 -But you know where that shit comes from? -man 2: Your ass? 482 00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:46,089 No, it comes from us. 483 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,610 It comes from the top. And that shit trickles down. 484 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:55,301 Hell, I can't even look most of the kids in the eye. 485 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,236 Uh, because if I do, 486 00:26:57,339 --> 00:27:05,139 their snotty, pierced faces just remind me that I'm failing them. 487 00:27:05,244 --> 00:27:07,424 Maybe some of you have given up, too. 488 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:10,592 We know Sandals with Slacks clearly has. 489 00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:13,938 Okay, I mean, Jesus. I mean, that's a bad Jesus, by the way. 490 00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:16,566 We know this guy has, okay. 491 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:20,919 'Cause he stole that same speech that I was gonna do. 492 00:27:21,018 --> 00:27:23,878 He stole it from the Internet. 493 00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:25,397 [ audience murmuring ] 494 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,126 Cole: Sorry. 495 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:30,931 So, alls I'm saying is, we gotta work harder. 496 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,959 Maybe we gotta change first, 497 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,620 before we ask them to. 498 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,080 So, buy 'em some fuckin' iPads. 499 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,006 [ scattered applause ] 500 00:27:48,528 --> 00:27:50,078 Thank you. 501 00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:51,665 -[ students chattering ] -[ Del chuckles ] 502 00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:58,297 -I thought we were wearing dumb stuff. -What's dumb about that? 503 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:03,675 Guess I did want to go for real. 504 00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,195 Yeah. 505 00:28:05,304 --> 00:28:09,654 No, I, uh, just mean... 506 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,933 Who even are we now? 507 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:19,178 What are we gonna do after we find that car? 508 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,463 We haven't really talked about that. 509 00:28:21,561 --> 00:28:28,191 Are we ever even going back to school? Are we dropouts, now? 510 00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,404 I guess I just... 511 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:38,723 I don't know, I thought maybe, I'd never really have a chance to do this. 512 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,510 So... 513 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,523 I got scared. 514 00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:52,969 Seeing you at school, with friends... 515 00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:56,976 You looked happy, going to fancy houses... 516 00:28:57,011 --> 00:29:00,151 It was one house. 517 00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:07,993 I just don't want to take you away from a life you might like, 518 00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:10,682 or maybe want, I don't know. 519 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:14,063 It's not like I wanna stay... 520 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,056 And even if... 521 00:29:17,928 --> 00:29:19,338 I don't know. 522 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:23,067 No matter what I do, I wanna... 523 00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:26,515 I wanna do it with you, or whatever. 524 00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:30,696 I don't wanna do it with not you. 525 00:29:33,426 --> 00:29:36,046 You fuckin' idiot. 526 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:43,776 Teddy: Whoo! 527 00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:45,575 -Surprise! -No! 528 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,270 -Back the fuck up, Delilah! -[ Wayne grunts ] 529 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,621 -Get off of him! -Wayne: Get off me! 530 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,338 Del: Let me go! 531 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:55,205 You fuckin' nuts? You come into my house, you fucking bust up my television... 532 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,860 A 32-inch fuckin' Zenith! 533 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,137 ...you kidnap my fucking daughter! 534 00:29:58,244 --> 00:30:00,214 Stop it! I fucking chose to leave! 535 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,936 Shut your fucking mouth, Delilah! 536 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:04,111 -They're beating up Wayne! -Del: Fuck you. 537 00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,106 [ both grunting ] 538 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,120 Del: Stop it! Stop it! 539 00:30:12,431 --> 00:30:14,741 -Daddy! -Hold him. Hold him. 540 00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:16,775 -[ grunts ] -[ Del screams ] 541 00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:21,578 [ Wayne grunting ] 542 00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:24,891 -Motherfucker! -Del: Fucking stop! 543 00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:27,756 -Bobby: Come here! -Stop, Daddy! 544 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,691 -[ Bobby grunts and laughs ] -[ Teddy and Carl laugh ] 545 00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:30,833 Teddy: Nice shot. 546 00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:33,762 You take my fucking nose, motherfucker. You pretty boy? 547 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,106 Go get those goddamn bolt cutters. 548 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,902 -Carl: Cannibal. -We're taking a nose with us. 549 00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:38,278 -Huh? -[ Del grunting ] 550 00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:41,248 -boy: Get the fuck off of Wayne! -Oh, Jesus Christ. 551 00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:45,364 Let's go, bitch. What the fuck you got? 552 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:46,854 -Come on, motherfucker. -Let's go! 553 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:49,118 [ all grunting ] 554 00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:54,823 Jesus. You okay? 555 00:30:58,718 --> 00:30:59,818 Come on, we gotta go. 556 00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:11,106 [ engine starts ] 557 00:31:16,115 --> 00:31:17,215 Delilah! 558 00:31:23,985 --> 00:31:26,015 Suck on this, you fucking scumbag! 559 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,505 That's what you get for fucking with... 560 00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:34,379 Geller: I think, 561 00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:38,968 if I were him, fugitive state of mind, 562 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,520 [ cell phone beeps ] 563 00:31:40,622 --> 00:31:42,252 -I'm probably tired and hungry. -[ gasps ] 564 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,318 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 565 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:46,589 If this is about soup, Jay, we've got real problems. 566 00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:47,837 No, I found the videos 567 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,870 that the Luccetti boys have been posting from their trip. 568 00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:52,258 Look at their last post. 569 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,224 [ grunting on video ] 570 00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:58,848 Good God, what are those men... 571 00:31:58,882 --> 00:32:00,022 Del: Stop, Daddy! 572 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:03,195 -Is that Wayne? -Jay: Yeah. 573 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,926 Christ on crutches. 574 00:32:11,032 --> 00:32:16,452 Shit! You were right. Maybe lil' Robin Hood does need our help. 575 00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,383 Oh... 576 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,798 Del: Next onWayne... 577 00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:28,048 You got more gross color skin than regular color skin. 578 00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:29,463 We gotta go to the hospital. 579 00:32:29,568 --> 00:32:31,878 -I don't take drugs. -Just take it. 580 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,945 -Why are you looking at me like that? -I'm just happy. 581 00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:36,536 Your dad's in hospital. 582 00:32:36,644 --> 00:32:38,894 -What's the status of his injuries? -man: He's dying. 583 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,202 We need to stay alert, okay? 584 00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:42,314 man: He's here! He's in the hospital! 585 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:45,825 Are those all dead? 586 00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,029 Are you guys dead? 587 00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,658 -Can you buy us booze? -I got a fake ID. 588 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,899 Can we just hurry the fuck up, please? 589 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,453 Do not get her pregnant.