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[ engine revving ]
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[ rock music playing ]
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[ door alarm dinging ]
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What the fuck, bro?
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You think you can just cut me
the fuck off back there?
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You fucking asshole!
I'm fucking talking to you!
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Hey! Look at me,
motherfucker!
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[ gasping ]
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What the fuck?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, wait, wait.
No, look, man.
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I'm real sorry, man.
Don't fucking do it.
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I didn't mean to...
[ whimpers ]
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[ gasps ]
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That's a cute car.
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Is that your mother's car?
You have a safe fucking
trip, yeah?
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-[ gasps ]
-Hey, how far is Ocala?
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-Nine hours, Daddy.
-Let's go get that
motherfucker, yeah?
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-Motherfucker!
-Motherfucker!
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[ tires squeal ]
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[ gasps ]
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Fuck!
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[ theme music playing ]
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-[ indistinct chatter ]
-[ music playing ]
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woman: Okay, guys,
let's go. [ chuckles ]
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Come on.
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Oh. No.
You never eat at a table
with the little kids.
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Kids do gross shit.
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They snot all over everything,
they touch their
own assholes...
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It's fucking gross.
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I hate mushrooms.
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I'll eat your
fuckin' mushrooms.
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You guys wanna
see me down it?
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I'm hanging with a bunch
of pussies. [ laughs ]
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Okay.
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girl: So cool.
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[ gags ]
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Holy shit!
I need water!
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-That's not so hard.
-[ girl laughing ]
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girl: Why did
you do that?
Oh, my God.
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girl:
Are you crying?
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I need to pee.
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I bet you do.
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[ chuckles ]
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Shit. Truancy raid!
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All right!
Y'all know the drill.
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And no cussing
on the way to the van.
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Huh? Let's go, girlie.
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Don't you fuckin' touch me.
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I don't even go
to your stupid school.
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You keep that up,
and I'm gonna have to call
your parents, all right?
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-You, check her bag
for contraband.
-Hey, give it back!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop that!
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What the fuck!
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Put me down!
I don't go to his
fucking school!
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Walsh:
Not so tough now, are you?
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Where's the girl?
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Uh, I don't know which girl
you mean, but the truancy cops
just raided this bitch.
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[ tires squeal ]
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Who are you?
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I mean, kneeing that narc
in the balls like that...
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Move over Cate Blanchett,
I think I found my new
spirit animal.
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Please tell me you're new here.
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I'm just on vacation,
or whatever.
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In Richmond Hill?
[ snorts] Why?
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Because mind ya own business,
that's why.
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-Oh! She's sassy.
-Okay.
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Is there some sort of way
we can bust out of here?
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Like a fucking fire alarm
we can pull, or something?
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You're low-key hilarious.
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This is lunch detention,
not prison. Plus, don't you
need your bag?
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Jenny: They'll give it
back to you later.
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But for now, we should
probably just chill
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-and wait to see what
the snack is.
-Mmm-hmm.
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They feed you
during detention here?
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Don't worry, if it's bland,
we got some
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Flamin' Cheetos
stashed over in Non-Fiction.
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So, you're hanging out with us
after school. That's a thing.
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Yep.
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[ exclaiming ]
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Man! This hotel's is on
some four-star shit!
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I can use this fancy
lotion, right?
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Take it. Take the soap.
Take everything.
I don't care.
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Don't people mingle
and shit at conferences?
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Should you get down there?
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Not yet.
I've got to get settled,
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gotta iron some shirts,
work on my speech...
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We could just bail
and get back to finding Wayne.
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Cole: No. Can't.
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The Superintendent is gonna
be following up on how I do,
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since she knows
there's a chance
to get some grant money.
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How much cash we talkin'?
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I don't know. Enough to buy
some computers and other
computer things.
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But I can't do anything
with the room like this.
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Oh, shit. You haven't even
started on your speech yet.
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What? Yes, I have.
You don't... What are you
talking about?
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You're procrastinating.
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I do the same thing
when I have a big paper due.
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I'll clean my room,
pick up those tiny
fuzz balls off my sweaters...
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I wrote it, okay? Basically.
It's all up here.
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Why don't you go relax
by the pool, downstairs?
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Because what's
the point, okay?
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It doesn't even
matter what I say.
We're never gonna get a grant.
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And even if we did,
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you know what those kids
are gonna do with the
technology it buys?
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They're immediately
gonna break it,
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steal it, or pour
chocolate milk into it.
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So, what's the point?
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You know they have a sauna
down there, too, right?
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Maybe you're right.
We should brainstorm
some ideas.
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What have you got?
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[ exhales ]
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Dude, could you
just go downstairs,
so I can watch my porn movies?
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Please get dressed.
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Hold up. How long
are you in town for?
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Are you doing anything tonight?
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Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Good call.
Our super lame-ass
Spring Fling's tonight.
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Ugh! I'm not comin'
to your weird dance.
I don't even go here.
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No, that doesn't matter.
We can bring whoever
we want as dates.
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I am bringing this hot mess,
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but I'm thinking,
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we all go as a polyamorous
lezzy throuple, yeah?
[ giggles ]
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Can you imagine
how hard they'd shit
their fucking pants?
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Look at how eeked out
this hoecake is already.
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[ grunts ]
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See that?
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That's the international sign
for cunnilingus.
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Of course, you wouldn't know
that because you're dating
a high school boy, right?
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[ girls giggling ]
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How about you?
You got anyone?
A guy? A girl?
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I don't know.
I got a Wayne.
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What the fuck is "a Wayne"?
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-[ tires screech ]
-[ motorbike revs ]
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-[ tires screeching ]
-[ girl screams ]
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boy: Holy shit!
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-[ students exclaiming ]
-Hey!
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[ tires squeal ]
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I guess
that's a fuckin' Wayne.
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[ guard shouting ]
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Is this the boy you had
a little kerfuffle with?
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He means the dangerous criminal
who nail-gunned your hands
to a van.
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Listen, when I talked
to the other cops,
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the guys
who wore actual uniforms,
I told them everything I knew.
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-[ cell phone rings ]
-Excuse me.
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[ groans ]
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Uh...
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So, I'm assuming the hiring
circumstances were similar
to these gentlemen's?
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I didn't find him on LinkedIn,
if that's what you mean.
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Did you pay him?
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Of course, I fuckin' paid him.
And this is what I get for it?
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Right.
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Well, that doesn't
quite add up
now, does it?
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-May I have my goddamn
phone back, please?
-[ cell phone beeps ]
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Look, the kids
are on the road, okay?
They need to eat.
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I know you want to think
he's some kind of angel,
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but if Wayne got desperate,
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-we're gonna have serious
problems here.
-[ dial tone beeping ]
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automated voice:
Welcome to the Fayetteville
Immigration Detention Center.
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Our menu options have changed.
For English press 1.
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You know, I came across
a gentleman in Massachusetts,
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who had the darnedest scheme.
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He'd hire workers
with questionable
citizenship status,
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and at the end of the day,
instead of paying them,
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-he'd turn them
in to Immigration.
-[ chuckles ]
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Now, I hate to be rude,
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so, allow me to translate for
our Spanish-speaking friends...
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[ speaking Spanish ]
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[ indistinct chatter
and laughter ]
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I'm takin' you're not much
of a school-type, are ya?
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People didn't like me much.
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And I didn't like
them much back.
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[ scoffs ] Me, neither.
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I dunno.
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Schools are always gonna
be filled with boneheads.
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So's my house.
At least, at school,
I got a decent lunch.
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I was actually good
at it, you know.
I had a best friend...
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-I liked that pink soap.
-What?
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The soap in the bathrooms.
Smells clean.
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You got a weird thing
with smells, man.
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You ever even
read a book before?
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-Comics count?
-Jesus.
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I read a book before.
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-Yeah? What was it called?
-I don't remember.
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-What was it about?
-Werewolves.
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Figures.
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There was also a lady
who was part tarantula.
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Yeah, of course there was.
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I don't know, maybe
it was just our school
that was shit.
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00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:05,605
Maybe if we went
someplace like this place,
it would be different.
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Dude, that was the tits.
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[ kissing ]
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Jenny: Mrs. Prince
totally thought
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that your motorcycle
was like a small earthquake.
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She's like,
"This is what your
drills are for!
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-Remember your training!"
-[ both laughing ]
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00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:21,691
Trish and Jenny.
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-What's up?
-Trish: What's up?
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00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:24,901
Um...
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[ chuckles nervously ]
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00:10:26,902 --> 00:10:29,282
-Nice to meet you.
-Jenny: Hi.
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00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:30,941
[ clears throat ]
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00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,247
Jenny: Okay.
203
00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,706
So, you are coming
to Spring Fling with us.
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00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,149
Oh, yeah, 100%.
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00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,088
And we may need to make
an entrance on your bike.
206
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:43,301
Oh, my God! We should release
doves if we can find them.
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00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,891
Like a stupid dance?
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00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:48,159
With people dancing
to, like, stupid music?
209
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:49,988
Um, exactly.
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00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:52,508
But just for shits 'n gigs.
To rip on people,
like, ironically.
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-Talk shit on all the jocks
tryin' get it in.
-[ both grunting ]
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Don't ya need good clothes
to get into a stupid dance?
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00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,491
You know what?
Actually, it's cool.
214
00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,461
My dad's girlfriend...
Uh, we can go to my place.
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00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,079
-She has all these psycho-slut
dresses that we can try on!
-[ laughs ]
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00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:09,744
Oh, my God,
and we can pre-game.
Like hard.
217
00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:10,811
We're gonna pre-game.
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00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,781
I don't know.
Maybe it'll be fun?
219
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,259
But nothing they said
sounds like it.
220
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:19,823
No, no, no. We voted.
Um, seven to three.
You're going now.
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00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,130
-See ya.
-See ya later, ladies.
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00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,203
Maybe they'll have
that pink soap you like.
223
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,617
-Give me one of your peppers...
-Go fuck yourself. Back off!
224
00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:35,347
For the love of Christ,
will the two of you
shut the fuck up?
225
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,973
Tryin' to see if these jag-offs
called about that demo job.
226
00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:41,109
Would you fuck off
with your sticky mitts!
227
00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,698
Fucking machine, man.
It's a piece of shit.
It won't work.
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00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:46,706
-You hit seven?
-Hit seven, then
the access number.
229
00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:48,469
What's the access number?
230
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,990
-Carl, access number?
-I don't know.
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00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,499
Oh, try Del's birthday.
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[ slurps ]
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-July 20th.
-Twentieth. Right.
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[ beeping ]
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Ha! Working.
236
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,864
[ Walsh on voicemail ]
Hi, Mr. or Mrs. Luccetti?
Am I saying that right?
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00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,205
[ clears throat ]
This is Vice Principal Walsh
from Alabaster High.
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00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,492
Give me some
of your coleslaw...
239
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,349
Walsh: Your daughter
got detention...
240
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:13,043
She didn't have her student ID
and our system's down,
241
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,036
but we found
your number in her bag.
242
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:18,358
So, if you could come on in,
help sort this out,
that'll be great.
243
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:19,391
Unbelievable.
244
00:12:20,463 --> 00:12:20,813
-[ engine starts ]
-I want some more sweet tea.
245
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:22,261
-Shut the fuck up.
-Not before you
clean your ear...
246
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,048
Don't you
fucking touch me!
247
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:25,753
[ laughing ]
248
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,158
-Fuck you, Carl.
-Fuck you!
249
00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,164
-Fuck you, motherfucker!
-Fuck you, motherfucker!
250
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,025
[ both continue arguing ]
251
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,688
Whoa. I love your room.
252
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:44,725
My dad's tragic
taste in girlfriends
did not disappoint...
253
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,773
-[ laughing ]
Look at these.
-Fucking Bridgette.
254
00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:52,431
What, did your dad meet her
in a slutty mental hospital,
or something?
255
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,530
Is this fox dead?
256
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:59,776
Yeah, I took those.
Even roadkill deserves
to be remembered.
257
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,612
That's wicked weird.
258
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,301
Wait. "Wicked?"
259
00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,853
Like "wicked"
like, witch wicked?
260
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,266
What?
No, wicked like, really.
261
00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,032
Like if you see some dudes
struttin' down a street,
262
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,964
you're gonna be like,
"Look at that jabroni,
thinks he's 'wicked' hard..."
263
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,137
-What?
-Jabroni? [ laughing ]
264
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,241
Oh, honey,
bless your heart.
265
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:17,867
Why does everyone
keep saying that?
266
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,970
I don't know, it's Southern
for, [ snickers ]
"I'm judging you."
267
00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,247
Oh, Jesus.
268
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,734
[ Trish and Jenny laughing ]
269
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,939
Jenny: Anyway,
you should totally
sleep over tonight.
270
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:29,257
And you should also come
to our school full-time.
271
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,600
Oh, my God! Yes!
Dude, it could be
like this all the time.
272
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,748
-Like The Three Wicked Bitches!
-Oh, my God.
273
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,231
-So good.
-Del: How do I look?
274
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,125
I like you in
your regular clothes.
275
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,310
You need something,
too, you know.
276
00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,661
Dude, got you, got you.
277
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:53,628
Uh, yes. This is from
my dad's third wedding.
278
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,415
Trish: Sheesh!
279
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,982
I gotta go to the bathroom.
280
00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:00,008
Don't you like it?
It's got matching pants, too.
281
00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,355
I don't care.
282
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,362
[ girls laughing ]
283
00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:06,473
"And just like Middleweight
Champion Marvin Hagler,
284
00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,159
Hagler High
can take a beating.
285
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:12,921
That's why I believe we can
be a contender in the arena
of education."
286
00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:14,435
[ sighs ] Jesus.
287
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,933
-Good Jesus, or bad Jesus?
-Bad Jesus.
288
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,098
If you can't
talk up Hagler to a bunch
of nerdy-ass principals
289
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,654
who are balls deep
into education,
290
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,137
how do you expect
to get through to Wayne,
a kid who hates school?
291
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,312
What do you want me to do?
292
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,626
Motivate me.
You gotta speak through here.
293
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,829
You're a friggin' principal.
294
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,658
Tap into why you wanted to be
one in the first place.
295
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:31,796
Honestly, I didn't.
296
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,105
I took a gym teacher
temp job,
297
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,457
and next thing you know,
they made me Principal.
298
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:35,983
That's some
white privilege shit
right there.
299
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:38,122
That's what I said.
300
00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,503
Listen,
you got two options.
301
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:42,473
Reach deep down inside
and come up with a speech
302
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:45,132
that'll inspire people
to donate to our school,
303
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,890
or, half-ass it, like you've
done your whole life,
304
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,410
and steal a speech
off the Internet like
your lazy-ass students do.
305
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:57,655
-I'm gonna go with B.
The second thing.
-What the fuck!
306
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,829
Speeches for Principal...
307
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,205
[ keyboard clacking ]
308
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:07,835
"To lead is to listen.
To educate is to understand.
309
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:12,431
To inspire, you must be
more than a prince or a pal."
310
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,262
[ chuckles ] I like that.
311
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:19,186
I'm using it.
312
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:21,327
-[ music playing ]
-[ girls chattering ]
313
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,237
[ sniffing ]
314
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,726
Del: Hey, Wayne!
Can you grab my hair clip
out of my bag?
315
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,817
Del: What the fuck, Wayne?
You hear me?
316
00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,099
[ camera shutter clicks ]
317
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,724
Oh, no, I need
more color than this.
318
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:09,306
Gonna add some cilantro.
How's that look?
319
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,206
Shades of Robin Hood, really.
320
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,456
-Cilantro?
-The boy.
321
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,598
Stealing from the rich,
helping the poor...
322
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:19,768
Sarge, we've now seen cases
of arson, assault,
323
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,665
a hole where a motherfucker's
nose used to be,
324
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,264
and you're still goin' on
like he's some type
of choir boy!
325
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,683
[ siren chirps ]
326
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:28,990
[ brakes screech ]
327
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:33,580
Well, shit. You ain't
gained a pound!
328
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:37,622
-Night yoga, my friend.
How's Connie?
-Good, good.
329
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,070
She just self-published
a kids' book
330
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:44,002
about a couple of seashells
learning to listen
to one other.
331
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,756
[ indistinct radio chatter ]
332
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:49,076
Well, you gotta jiggle
the handle. Jiggle it hard.
333
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:53,151
I wanna thank you
for sleuthin' out
that construction business.
334
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:57,433
To think I was
considerin' that asshole
for my kitchen remodel.
335
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,503
The reason I tracked
you down here...
336
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,474
Mayor over in Fayetteville,
337
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:06,162
he's got every cop he can get
out looking for a maniac who
assaulted his son
338
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,266
at a pit stop
over in Fairmont.
339
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:11,003
Doused the kid in gasoline,
threatened to torch him.
340
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:15,479
Guess what, this particular
maniac had a Boston accent.
341
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,446
[ man on radio ]
I can't stop it.
342
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:21,323
-Well, get some more towels.
-Sorry, ran out already.
343
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,799
-How fast is
this thing flowing?
- 14...
344
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,045
-Evidence room.
-Getting the evidence now.
345
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:30,978
Damn, duty calls.
Anything else develops,
I'll let you know.
346
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,495
[ engine starts ]
347
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:38,824
All right, so, say we
chalk this up to a good kid
having a bad week,
348
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,409
and he's this Robin Hood-type
you think he is,
349
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,168
-then what?
-[ sighs ]
350
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:45,479
What are you hoping
to get out of this, Sarge?
351
00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,202
I guess what I'm really
wondering is,
352
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,647
do we need to protect
Wayne from the world,
353
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,138
or do we need to protect
the world from Wayne?
354
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,243
It's like trying
to photograph this pea soup.
355
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,588
No matter how many
filters I put on,
356
00:17:55,695 --> 00:18:00,525
it doesn't change the fact
that it still looks like
baby shit.
357
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:06,326
You know what'd
pull these together?
Ladies' monocles.
358
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,231
You guys, about this dance.
359
00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:11,258
-Are we actually gonna dance?
-Ah, it depends.
360
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:14,056
Yeah, if a half dope song
comes on, I'll be like...
361
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,682
Oh, yeah!
It's my baby girl.
362
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,616
-"Wicked" hot. Say it.
-[ Del laughs ]
363
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:20,689
Wicked hot.
364
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,689
What about you,
New England Clam Chowder?
365
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,552
-Oh, you want to
see somethin'?
-Oh, yeah.
366
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,175
-All right, you wanna
see something?
-Let's go.
367
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,419
-Wayne: Del...
-Oh!
368
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:32,731
What the crud?
What took you so long?
369
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,725
-Where's my hairclip?
-Could we talk?
370
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:38,048
Not here?
371
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,361
-Trish: Dude, what the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
-[ girls laughing ]
372
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,609
Del: Hey, we're almost done.
373
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,301
Will you stop acting
like such a fucking weirdo?
374
00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:51,715
I think you should stay.
375
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,820
What? Yeah, we're staying
for the dance...
376
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,475
It's fine. I get it.
377
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,963
What the hell's
wrong with you?
378
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,110
I just think if you want
to stay, you should stay.
379
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,106
So, where the fuck
are you going?
380
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:13,386
You'll have more fun
without me.
381
00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,397
So, you're just gonna
fucking leave?
382
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,920
-Real cool move, dick!
-[ curtain clinking ]
383
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,159
I'll see you later, then?
384
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:27,817
So, should I cancel our
P.F. Chang's reservation?
385
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,685
They get real cunty
about last minute shit.
386
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:36,041
[ music playing ]
387
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,449
[ indistinct chatter]
388
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,194
Come on.
389
00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,724
Guys, be honest with me.
Is this too fucking much?
390
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,061
Nah, dude,
we look so fucking
elegant right now.
391
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,518
For real, we look like
some top shelf
Helen Mirrens over here.
392
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,169
Dude, check out
fucking Jeremy.
393
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:13,067
Hey, dude, they have
to actually be into it,
you chode!
394
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:20,077
-Hey, you okay, lady bro?
-Yeah, man, fine.
395
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:24,914
[ soft music playing ]
396
00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:37,816
[ indistinct chatter ]
397
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:41,857
-Hey, you know Trish and Jenny?
-Yeah, man. I know them.
398
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,764
Those two wild,
you know what I'm saying?
399
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,826
[ popping lips ]
400
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,486
-Can you give this to 'em?
-Sure, buddy.
401
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:55,504
I can't promise anything
right now. I just got into
some pretty dank nuggs.
402
00:20:57,497 --> 00:21:00,737
That's pretty sweet, right?
Every Friday,
it's the same thing.
403
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,705
They come here,
order their mushroom pizza.
404
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,684
-I hate mushrooms.
-Yeah, so does he.
405
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:10,754
He hates the music in here,
the smell of the place.
406
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,025
He tells me every week
when she's not listening.
407
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:18,073
And I tell him,
"Man, I can make your pizza
half mushroom, half cheese."
408
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,243
But he wants it that way.
409
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:22,347
Just so he can pick them off,
and give them to her.
410
00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:23,773
Sacrifice, man.
411
00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:33,116
Oh, hey, hey?
412
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:39,949
He may not be eating mushrooms,
but you know what
he'll be eating later?
413
00:21:40,057 --> 00:21:42,957
Vintage pussy.
414
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,758
Best to watch
the evidence in here.
415
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:55,144
It's the only room
in the building
416
00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:57,904
not affected
by our unfortunate
plumbing situation.
417
00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,727
-You sure about that?
-[ laughs ]
418
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:03,006
[ man on radio ]
Sir, we need you
on the third floor.
419
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,600
[ grunts ]
420
00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:07,672
Look, fellas.
I gotta go. Good luck.
421
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:12,088
All right, so,
if we see legit
video proof of this kid
422
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,333
on the verge of straight-up
fiery murder, I just wanna
let you know that...
423
00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:18,127
Just hit it, Jay.
424
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:20,133
[ beeps ]
425
00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:25,968
It's not him.
[ chuckles softly ]
That ain't him.
426
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:30,489
Wait, that's the motherfucker
I tased!
427
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:32,490
[ audience applauding ]
428
00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:34,702
man: Being a leader
is sometimes messy.
429
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:37,771
Both for you and the people
who work for you.
430
00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:40,953
Maybe you're positive,
you know the right
road to take.
431
00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,879
-Hey. What'd I miss?
-Hey, what are you
doing down here?
432
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:45,122
-I thought you
wanted alone time.
-[ applause ]
433
00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:46,775
Turns out I only
needed three minutes.
434
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,332
All right. Just be quiet.
I'm up next.
435
00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:50,676
man: To lead is to listen.
436
00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:53,233
To educate is to understand.
437
00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:57,957
To inspire, you must
be more than a prince
or a pal...
438
00:22:58,066 --> 00:23:03,236
-Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, no, no, no.
-[ applause ]
439
00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,562
He just steal
your stolen speech?
440
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,830
Dumbass. Should've scrolled
to the second one.
441
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,868
man: I don't have to
look any further
442
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,804
than watching my own
teaching staff in action.
443
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:12,807
I am incredible...
444
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,358
[ upbeat music playing ]
445
00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,823
-Hey, you like football?
-No.
446
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:29,822
Awesome, same.
Yeah, that's why I row.
447
00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:31,815
Oh, honey,
bless your heart.
448
00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:34,028
[ music continues ]
449
00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:54,293
[ laughs ]
450
00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:57,684
[ knuckles crack ]
451
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,306
[ hip-hop music playing ]
452
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,320
[ both laughing ]
453
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:33,709
-Who is that?
-That's fucking Wayne.
[ laughs ]
454
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:37,548
[ chants ] Wayne!
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
455
00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:42,479
[ all chanting ] Wayne!
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
456
00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,175
Whoa!
457
00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,459
[ all cheering ]
458
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:01,948
Do you wanna dance with me?
459
00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:06,365
I don't know.
How sweaty are your hands?
460
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,483
[ music playing ]
461
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,099
[ students cheering ]
462
00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:34,053
Hey, how you doin'?
I'm, uh, Tom Cole.
463
00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:35,123
Uh...
464
00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:38,643
From Hagler High
in Brockton, Massachusetts.
465
00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:43,374
It's named after
Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
466
00:25:43,472 --> 00:25:49,132
-[ woman clears throat ]
-The boxer? 1980s? No?
467
00:25:51,308 --> 00:25:53,968
When I was preparing
for this speech,
468
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,560
someone told me to dig deep
and speak from the heart.
469
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:03,150
So, I did some digging.
[ chuckles ] And you
know what's in there?
470
00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:07,081
Hate. Lots and lots of hate.
471
00:26:07,704 --> 00:26:08,984
[ clears throat ]
472
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:12,924
Hate for the kids,
my school, my job,
473
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,440
but, uh, mostly, for myself.
474
00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,342
man 1:
Then why are you here?
475
00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:23,581
The gentleman wearing slacks
with sandals would like to know
why I'm here.
476
00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:27,205
And, obviously, it's because
I'm trying to get a grant.
477
00:26:27,309 --> 00:26:31,559
For some electronics
that'll end up being broken,
stolen, or shit on.
478
00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:33,279
That's a true story, FYI.
479
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:37,464
Last time we got tablets,
someone took an actual
shit on one.
480
00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,361
So, now, we need new tablets.
481
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,950
-But you know where
that shit comes from?
-man 2: Your ass?
482
00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:46,089
No, it comes from us.
483
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,610
It comes from the top.
And that shit trickles down.
484
00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:55,301
Hell, I can't even look
most of the kids in the eye.
485
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,236
Uh, because if I do,
486
00:26:57,339 --> 00:27:05,139
their snotty, pierced faces
just remind me that
I'm failing them.
487
00:27:05,244 --> 00:27:07,424
Maybe some of you
have given up, too.
488
00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:10,592
We know Sandals with Slacks
clearly has.
489
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:13,938
Okay, I mean, Jesus.
I mean, that's a bad Jesus,
by the way.
490
00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:16,566
We know this guy has, okay.
491
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:20,919
'Cause he stole
that same speech
that I was gonna do.
492
00:27:21,018 --> 00:27:23,878
He stole it
from the Internet.
493
00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:25,397
[ audience murmuring ]
494
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,126
Cole: Sorry.
495
00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:30,931
So, alls I'm saying is,
we gotta work harder.
496
00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,959
Maybe we gotta change first,
497
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,620
before we ask them to.
498
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,080
So, buy 'em
some fuckin' iPads.
499
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,006
[ scattered applause ]
500
00:27:48,528 --> 00:27:50,078
Thank you.
501
00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:51,665
-[ students chattering ]
-[ Del chuckles ]
502
00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:58,297
-I thought we were
wearing dumb stuff.
-What's dumb about that?
503
00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:03,675
Guess I did want
to go for real.
504
00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,195
Yeah.
505
00:28:05,304 --> 00:28:09,654
No, I, uh,
just mean...
506
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,933
Who even are we now?
507
00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:19,178
What are we gonna do
after we find that car?
508
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,463
We haven't really
talked about that.
509
00:28:21,561 --> 00:28:28,191
Are we ever even
going back to school?
Are we dropouts, now?
510
00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,404
I guess I just...
511
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:38,723
I don't know, I thought
maybe, I'd never really
have a chance to do this.
512
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,510
So...
513
00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,523
I got scared.
514
00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:52,969
Seeing you at school,
with friends...
515
00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:56,976
You looked happy,
going to fancy houses...
516
00:28:57,011 --> 00:29:00,151
It was one house.
517
00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:07,993
I just don't want
to take you away from
a life you might like,
518
00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:10,682
or maybe want, I don't know.
519
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:14,063
It's not like
I wanna stay...
520
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,056
And even if...
521
00:29:17,928 --> 00:29:19,338
I don't know.
522
00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:23,067
No matter what I do,
I wanna...
523
00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:26,515
I wanna do it with you,
or whatever.
524
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:30,696
I don't wanna do it
with not you.
525
00:29:33,426 --> 00:29:36,046
You fuckin' idiot.
526
00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:43,776
Teddy: Whoo!
527
00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:45,575
-Surprise!
-No!
528
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,270
-Back the fuck up, Delilah!
-[ Wayne grunts ]
529
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,621
-Get off of him!
-Wayne: Get off me!
530
00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,338
Del: Let me go!
531
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:55,205
You fuckin' nuts? You come
into my house, you fucking
bust up my television...
532
00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,860
A 32-inch
fuckin' Zenith!
533
00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,137
...you kidnap
my fucking daughter!
534
00:29:58,244 --> 00:30:00,214
Stop it! I fucking
chose to leave!
535
00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,936
Shut your fucking mouth,
Delilah!
536
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:04,111
-They're beating up Wayne!
-Del: Fuck you.
537
00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,106
[ both grunting ]
538
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,120
Del: Stop it! Stop it!
539
00:30:12,431 --> 00:30:14,741
-Daddy!
-Hold him. Hold him.
540
00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:16,775
-[ grunts ]
-[ Del screams ]
541
00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:21,578
[ Wayne grunting ]
542
00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:24,891
-Motherfucker!
-Del: Fucking stop!
543
00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:27,756
-Bobby: Come here!
-Stop, Daddy!
544
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,691
-[ Bobby grunts and laughs ]
-[ Teddy and Carl laugh ]
545
00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:30,833
Teddy: Nice shot.
546
00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:33,762
You take my fucking nose,
motherfucker. You pretty boy?
547
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,106
Go get those goddamn
bolt cutters.
548
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,902
-Carl: Cannibal.
-We're taking
a nose with us.
549
00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:38,278
-Huh?
-[ Del grunting ]
550
00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:41,248
-boy: Get the fuck
off of Wayne!
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
551
00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:45,364
Let's go, bitch.
What the fuck you got?
552
00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:46,854
-Come on, motherfucker.
-Let's go!
553
00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:49,118
[ all grunting ]
554
00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:54,823
Jesus. You okay?
555
00:30:58,718 --> 00:30:59,818
Come on, we gotta go.
556
00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:11,106
[ engine starts ]
557
00:31:16,115 --> 00:31:17,215
Delilah!
558
00:31:23,985 --> 00:31:26,015
Suck on this,
you fucking scumbag!
559
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,505
That's what you get
for fucking with...
560
00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:34,379
Geller: I think,
561
00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:38,968
if I were him,
fugitive state of mind,
562
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,520
[ cell phone beeps ]
563
00:31:40,622 --> 00:31:42,252
-I'm probably tired
and hungry.
-[ gasps ]
564
00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,318
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:46,589
If this is about soup, Jay,
we've got real problems.
566
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:47,837
No, I found the videos
567
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,870
that the Luccetti boys have
been posting from their trip.
568
00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:52,258
Look at their last post.
569
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,224
[ grunting on video ]
570
00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:58,848
Good God,
what are those men...
571
00:31:58,882 --> 00:32:00,022
Del: Stop, Daddy!
572
00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:03,195
-Is that Wayne?
-Jay: Yeah.
573
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,926
Christ on crutches.
574
00:32:11,032 --> 00:32:16,452
Shit! You were right.
Maybe lil' Robin Hood
does need our help.
575
00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,383
Oh...
576
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,798
Del: Next onWayne...
577
00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:28,048
You got more gross color skin
than regular color skin.
578
00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:29,463
We gotta go to the hospital.
579
00:32:29,568 --> 00:32:31,878
-I don't take drugs.
-Just take it.
580
00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,945
-Why are you looking
at me like that?
-I'm just happy.
581
00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:36,536
Your dad's in hospital.
582
00:32:36,644 --> 00:32:38,894
-What's the status
of his injuries?
-man: He's dying.
583
00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,202
We need to stay alert, okay?
584
00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:42,314
man: He's here!
He's in the hospital!
585
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:45,825
Are those all dead?
586
00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,029
Are you guys dead?
587
00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,658
-Can you buy us booze?
-I got a fake ID.
588
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,899
Can we just hurry
the fuck up, please?
589
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,453
Do not get her pregnant.