1 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,489 Jesus Christ, Sean! 2 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,025 What'd I tell you about being careful with your goddamn drink? 3 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:27,326 You're spilling it all over. 4 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:28,644 Unbelievable. 5 00:00:28,645 --> 00:00:29,929 Take it easy, hon. 6 00:00:29,962 --> 00:00:31,330 Don't you go defending him. 7 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,266 He's soft enough because of you. 8 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,967 Two winners, you are. 9 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,169 I swear to God. 10 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,254 Hot chocolate, please. 11 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,190 Coffee. 12 00:00:58,157 --> 00:00:59,793 And a little bit of cream. 13 00:01:06,565 --> 00:01:07,834 My dad's dead. 14 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,336 My mom doesn't want me. 15 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:12,405 I've got no home. 16 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,374 And now... 17 00:01:15,674 --> 00:01:16,843 Del is gone. 18 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,146 I'm alone. 19 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,791 You thirst for civilization, boy. 20 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:34,360 But civilization is unnatural. 21 00:01:34,393 --> 00:01:36,496 A whim of circumstance. 22 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,399 We are barbarians. 23 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,935 And barbarism must always triumph. 24 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,837 Live deep while you live. 25 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:50,943 Know the rich juice of red meat and the stinging of wine on your palate, 26 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:55,081 the hot embrace of many women's arms. 27 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:58,818 We will live, we will burn with life, 28 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,387 we will slay. 29 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,857 Your quest for civilization 30 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:06,826 is a quest for illusion. 31 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,863 Reject it. 32 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,235 God damn it! What are you... 33 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,312 Are you gonna try to keep it in the lane there, genius? 34 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:19,214 I mean, for the love of God, what are you, stupid? 35 00:02:19,238 --> 00:02:21,073 Don't call him stupid. 36 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:22,191 He's just a kid. 37 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:23,276 Hey! 38 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:25,445 What did I tell you? 39 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:27,647 What the hell did I say? 40 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:31,484 You know what? We're leaving. 41 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,519 I'm done with you two and your endless fuck-ups. 42 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,721 Get your shit. 43 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,423 Quit your crying and get your shit! 44 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,392 I don't know why I bother with you two. 45 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,360 What? And I'm the fucking bad guy? 46 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:43,138 - Huh? - It's okay, sweetie. Let's get your shoes on. 47 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,298 I'm the fucking bad guy? 48 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:23,503 Thanks for not being a big pussy about all this. 49 00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:57,721 Ocala PD, this is Officer Burroughs speaking. 50 00:03:58,671 --> 00:03:59,739 Okay. 51 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:07,413 Check one. One check. Check. Check. 52 00:04:07,446 --> 00:04:10,049 Checking one. Check. Check. Check. 53 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,517 Check. Check one. 54 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,752 Check. Checking one. Check. 55 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:14,921 Check. Hey. 56 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:16,321 Come on down! 57 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:17,924 I told you to stop! 58 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:20,493 Sorry, Sarge. 59 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,899 Sergeant Geller, Brockton, Mass. PD. 60 00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:28,835 Hey. Sorry. Little bit pumped. 61 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,770 Uh, big party tonight. 62 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:33,038 I bought, uh, balloons, 63 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,406 uh, some yummy candy. 64 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:39,412 I got this sign made, rented a karaoke machine. 65 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,180 So, pulling out all the stops. 66 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,648 Yeah, that's very thoughtful of you. 67 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:45,184 I'm sure whoever the party is for will appreciate that. 68 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,120 Well, the party is for me. I'm Darren. 69 00:04:48,153 --> 00:04:52,692 Oh, well, if you don't treat yourself right, who will? Yeah? 70 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,993 I love that. I'm going to use that. 71 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:56,662 Okay. 72 00:04:56,695 --> 00:04:58,898 Everybody here is a little bit tense 73 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,700 on account that I shot my partner on accident... 74 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,737 And now, he's in a coma and I guess nobody has ever 75 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:07,507 made a mistake in their life but me. 76 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,342 So, how can I help you? 77 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,310 I called about the McCullough boy. 78 00:05:11,343 --> 00:05:13,513 Dropping off some of his personal effects. 79 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,049 Mind if I have a word with him? 80 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,751 No, no. Be my guest. 81 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:22,588 And if you want to stop by later and maybe hear me... 82 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,924 Lay some Pitbull on them... 83 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,025 Darren. 84 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,560 Yeah, Sarge. 85 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,263 Yeah, I know he's your brother, but he's my friend. 86 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,800 At some point you're gonna have to forgive me. 87 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,508 So, uh... 88 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:46,779 Florida Police have agreed to transport you back to Brockton if you'll cooperate. 89 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:51,084 I'll be waiting on you, help you sort things. 90 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,488 I know you didn't kidnap the girl. 91 00:05:56,922 --> 00:06:01,060 There ain't nothing there for me no more, back home. 92 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:03,763 What about Del? She'll be there, won't she? 93 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:09,001 You know, her life is also gonna demand some restructuring. 94 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,871 Might be nice to do it together, no? 95 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,840 Start over. 96 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,075 Figure out your life? 97 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:18,978 Civilization is unnatural. 98 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:21,213 What's that? 99 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:22,482 I don't need it. 100 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,650 Any of it. 101 00:06:25,784 --> 00:06:26,986 Anybody. 102 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,857 You know, Wayne, 103 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,459 everyone I've met along the way, 104 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,862 on this little journey to find you, 105 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,864 your principal, Orlando, 106 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:41,934 that nurse that looked after your father... 107 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:44,570 For someone who considers himself a loner, 108 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:48,007 you've affected a lot of people for the better, you know. 109 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,977 And, no matter how bad life treated you or betrayed you, 110 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,679 from where I'm sitting, 111 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:57,650 everything you do, it's done out of love. 112 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,687 And despite what you're telling yourself right now, 113 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:05,858 last I checked, love is civilization. 114 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,794 You're not the barbarian 115 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:11,531 you imagine yourself to be, young man. 116 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,437 You don't know me. 117 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:31,017 You know, when I was 11 years old, my older sister ran away from home. 118 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:36,121 I remember it was summer. Hot as hell, too. 119 00:07:36,154 --> 00:07:40,226 Which made my parents fight a little louder and meaner than normal. 120 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,631 One Sunday morning, I guess to beat the heat, 121 00:07:45,664 --> 00:07:51,604 my old man turns to us and says, "We're going to Skate Barn," 122 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:56,809 which I knew to be a family roller skating establishment out near Randolph. 123 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:04,183 So, while my remaining sister and myself taught each other how to skate, 124 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:08,921 my parents sat back at the half wall, not speaking a word to each other, 125 00:08:08,954 --> 00:08:12,858 drinking lemonade and smoking cigarettes, 126 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:17,529 and faking a weak smile and a thumbs up every time we would roll by. 127 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:24,736 And when we got tired, we wobbled in, came off the floor onto the carpet, 128 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:28,674 and we found that my father had laced up a pair of skates. 129 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,111 He looks at my mother and says, 130 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,947 "I'm gonna take a turn." 131 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,118 My father was a hard man, Wayne. 132 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:44,824 He's nobody you would ever describe as graceful. 133 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:50,295 But my sister and I stood at that half wall. 134 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:56,602 We watched as he just sort of drifted slowly back on the hardwood. 135 00:08:56,636 --> 00:09:03,675 He gave us a nod like that and put his head over his right shoulder, 136 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,680 got into a crouch, just enough to push off 137 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:12,918 like it was in some sort of goddamn dream. 138 00:09:12,951 --> 00:09:18,957 We watched our father just explode with pure speed 139 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,928 out into the current of all those other skaters. 140 00:09:22,961 --> 00:09:26,832 Just weaving effortlessly in and out of everybody. 141 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:32,371 And then we watched him accelerate into the far corner. 142 00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:34,173 He dropped his shoulder, 143 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:40,079 and his legs just crossing over and through each other like a racehorse like that. 144 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:44,716 He seemed to know where everybody was, and his hands were so beautiful. 145 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,886 Just brushing the air like that. 146 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,125 Here's this man who 147 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,998 tore through life like a racquetball. 148 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,068 My pop. 149 00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:08,774 Turned Fred Astaire. 150 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,979 Just in tune with everything. 151 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:17,649 And then my father turned around and doubled his speed, 152 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,251 and came up to that gap in the wall 153 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:21,921 and stepped up onto the carpet breathing hard. 154 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:24,957 But I swear to God, 155 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:30,029 not that hard. 156 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,167 That night our mother took us into the bathroom 157 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,003 and she turned on both sinks to make a wall of sound, 158 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:44,810 and she told us the marriage was over. 159 00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:51,516 And years later, I found out that, before and between the wars, 160 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:56,155 my old man was a competitive skate dancer, 161 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,326 a different man, 162 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,631 a man who one day stopped lacing up those skates 163 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:11,103 and succumbed to a world and a family and a life 164 00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:13,172 he may have never wanted to begin with. 165 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,244 What did your dad do? 166 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:20,680 After? 167 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,352 Last I heard, 168 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,255 he was selling incense on the beach somewhere. 169 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:36,195 I guess what I'm trying to tell you, Wayne, 170 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,799 is you haven't laced your skates up yet. 171 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:46,906 And maybe this madness will continue, and maybe not. 172 00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:52,778 And who knows, this sweet Delilah... 173 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,283 Maybe she's your pair of skates, huh? 174 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,890 I hope to see you back home in Brockton, Wayne. 175 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,395 I really do. 176 00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:24,276 Go ahead, little pussycat. 177 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,079 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man. 178 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,191 Those animals, they ain't trained. People can get hurt. 179 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,252 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe next time you'll rethink your return policy, bitch. 180 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,932 Jesus Christ. 181 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,103 Jesus Christ! 182 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,439 Where the fuck is he, you orange bucket of wine? 183 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,342 Look what you made me do. You made me drop my pinot grigio. 184 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,479 Are you kidding me? 185 00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:02,114 Aw, look at the sad drunk. 186 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,316 Costco isn't open today, you bitch! 187 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:06,018 Where the fuck is he? 188 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,696 You know, the son you abandoned? 189 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,954 You fucking remember him? 190 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:12,524 You just abandoned him and you're giving me shit? 191 00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:13,793 Go fuck yourself. 192 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,261 What are you doing? 193 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:17,263 No... 194 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,897 Don't you dare. 195 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,576 There's a picture of me and John Stamos on there that I have not backed up yet. 196 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,136 Where is he? 197 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,407 He got arrested. He's at the police station. 198 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,608 What did he do? 199 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,681 And if he's there, what the fuck are you doing here? 200 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,579 Look, I didn't ask him to come here, okay? 201 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,415 You assholes coming down here and messing with my life! 202 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:40,252 I got Calvin in jail. Again. Thank you very fucking much. 203 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:42,354 You know what? Fuck this. Give me your goddamn keys. 204 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,722 To my house? No. 205 00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:45,924 To the car you stole, you fucking dunce. 206 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,427 I don't have the keys. Or the car, for that matter. 207 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,129 The police took it when they took Wayne. 208 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,464 Now why don't you guys go get the fuck out of here 209 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,342 before I call the cops because you're trespassing. 210 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,102 You know what? Fuck this. I'm gonna go get it myself. 211 00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:59,371 Del. 212 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,106 Del! 213 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,447 Hey. 214 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,882 Who the fuck are you? 215 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,283 I... I'm Tommy Cole. 216 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,918 From Hagler. Hagler High? 217 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,687 No, I don't remember you. 218 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,590 - Were you always bald? - What? 219 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:21,060 We graduated the same year. We had, like, a dozen classes together. 220 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,561 I don't remember you. 221 00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:24,129 Butthole Tommy Cole. 222 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,866 Butthole Tommy Cole! 223 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,568 Hey. 224 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,537 Just trying to help. 225 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:37,509 Butthole Tommy Cole. Get the fuck off my property. 226 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,880 Your dog looks like it's gonna croak. 227 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,916 Maybe take it to the woods or something. 228 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,417 Oh, my God. 229 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,486 Oh, no. Lucky? 230 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:49,621 Lucky, are you okay? 231 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:50,998 My God, this is not happening. 232 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:54,093 Okay. Where's the closest veterinarian? 233 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,360 - Out here? - Yes. 234 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,629 Yeah, no. We're in fuck nowhere. 235 00:14:57,662 --> 00:15:01,233 Oh, you know what? There is this, uh, retired animal doctor. 236 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,603 I think he maybe takes meth for payment? 237 00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:06,105 Fucking Florida. 238 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,706 You're not gonna die. 239 00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:09,207 I'm not gonna let you die. 240 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,484 You're gonna be fine, Lucky, okay? 241 00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:11,852 You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be okay. 242 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,445 Yo, hold up. 243 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:14,546 The dog is preggo. 244 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,116 - What? - You see the nipples on that thing? 245 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,118 Momma dog's about to have some puppies. 246 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,253 Yeah, not on my fucking patio, it's not. 247 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:27,693 Ocala Police Station. 248 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,270 - There is a Komodo dragon in my yard. - Wait, what? 249 00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:32,464 A Komodo dragon. What the hell is a Komodo dragon? 250 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,201 A puma? No, wait. 251 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,304 I can't understand what you're saying. 252 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,771 Where are you? 253 00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:41,206 A kangaroo? 254 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,874 What? You shot it or you didn't? 255 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,743 Okay, we'll be right down. 256 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,646 Was that you shooting the kangaroo just now? 257 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:51,250 All right, listen, everybody. We have a full scale 10-91b in Ocala County. 258 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,718 I need all units in the parking lot right now. 259 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,153 This is not a drill. Let's go. 260 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,322 Darren, you hold down the fort. 261 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,625 And keep an eye on that kid. 262 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,593 I got it. 263 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,661 That is some disgusting-ass shit. 264 00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:08,634 Okay, it says, "Once you see the grayish sack falls from the vulva..." 265 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,703 Man, everybody gonna be throwing up in this motherfucker. 266 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,472 Here. 267 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:17,242 I had to wrestle a Puerto Rican woman and her daughter on Black Friday for these, 268 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:20,913 so don't say I ain't done nothing good for nobody. 269 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,281 It's okay. Okay. 270 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,617 I'm just gonna take you down slowly. 271 00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,287 I see the grayish sack. 272 00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,522 Oh, hell. No, no, no. 273 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,932 All right, all right, everybody, 274 00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,316 give her some room! It's happening! 275 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,374 Good thing you love soup, with your jaw being wired shut and all. 276 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,034 Mmm. Yeah, fuck you, dude. 277 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,711 Look, I know that's the drugs talking, Jay, 278 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:47,038 but if it means something to you, I love you too. 279 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,341 I said fuck you, dude. 280 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,143 Jesus. 281 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,512 Drugs do not agree with you, my friend. 282 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,082 Huh. What's going on here? 283 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,053 I need units in front and back. 284 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,060 What's the situation? 285 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,530 Bunch of wild animals running around Ocala. 286 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:15,567 We've got reports of a lion, large snakes, an ostrich... 287 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,885 It's a puma! 288 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,672 Fuck! It's a fucking puma. 289 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,941 It's a fucking puma. Help me. 290 00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:24,142 Help me! 291 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,410 Fucking help me! 292 00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:26,278 Fuck! 293 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,347 I was really hoping for the ostrich. 294 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,383 - Hmm. - We're gonna need an ambulance at 1078. 295 00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:36,789 I don't want excuses. Get it done. 296 00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,342 Wait. Who's watching Wayne? 297 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,150 Can I help you with something? 298 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:07,152 Yeah. 299 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:10,521 I'd like to get my 1979 Trans Am. 300 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,723 Oh. Uh... 301 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,426 Vehicle is now in impound evidence. 302 00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,528 It's being shipped back to Brockton, Massachusetts. 303 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,297 Well, that's all right, then. 304 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,201 Why don't you just go ahead and call me an ambulance? 305 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,567 For who? 306 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,439 You. 307 00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:32,878 Get the fuck out of here. Talking about impounding and shit. 308 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,748 Motherfucker. 309 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,795 Oh. Hey, now. 310 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,632 Wayne. 311 00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:55,334 Reggie. 312 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,537 Tied up like a goddamn animal. 313 00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,478 Hey, you ever watch Animal Planet? 314 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,717 Did you know that hyenas don't have any brothers and sisters? 315 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,818 You know why? 316 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:19,424 Because when they real small, in the litter, fighting for they momma's titty, 317 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:23,194 well, you see, the toughest baby hyena, see, he, uh... 318 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,030 He kill his brothers and sisters. 319 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,802 More titty time for hisself. 320 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:38,343 Now I know you ain't gonna stop coming for my car, 321 00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:41,446 so I'm gonna have to make you stop. 322 00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:44,883 Make sure you don't come back for that titty. 323 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,753 I don't care about the car no more. 324 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,921 Bullshit. 325 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,590 I don't. 326 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,724 You can have it. 327 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,727 Are you trying to reverse my psycholology and shit? 328 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,497 Because I ain't biting. 329 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,770 Motherfucker. 330 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,706 What the fuck? 331 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,544 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 332 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,550 I need a knife to cut the cords! 333 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,751 I'm gonna faint. 334 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,386 - Uh... - I swear to God, this is child abuse, man. 335 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,689 - Shit. - Disgusting. 336 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,024 Okay, if you use these, then I gotta throw them away, 337 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,368 and I got them off an infomercial, 338 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,936 so I don't know if they're avail no more. 339 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,295 I'll buy you a better set! 340 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,598 Everybody's ruining all my nice things. 341 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,304 Is that a puppy head coming from out of a dog's ass? 342 00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:41,639 It's not a dog's ass. That's a... 343 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,225 Pussy! Ass! Bitch! 344 00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:46,844 I'm gonna fucking kill you, motherfucker. 345 00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:52,650 Motherfucker. 346 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,257 No. 347 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,693 What the fuck? 348 00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:02,894 Fuck. 349 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,940 So we're doing this? 350 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:16,875 Are we doing this? 351 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,278 My dick is hard. 352 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,614 Why? 353 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,716 Because... 354 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:26,585 You know... 355 00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:30,489 You know what I meant. 356 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,826 Fuck you, motherfucker! 357 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,497 Let's do this, bitch. 358 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,400 Okay, there's one. 359 00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,035 - Grab it. - No, don't touch that. 360 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,671 The mother will probably reject it if it smells you. 361 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,474 Tell her you got to push. 362 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,242 How? I don't know how to speak dog. 363 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,552 Just google it. 364 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:55,347 Come on, girl. You gotta fight! You gotta push. 365 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,215 Push. Push. 366 00:21:57,248 --> 00:21:59,084 Orlando, help me. Push. 367 00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,352 - Push. - Push. 368 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,653 No. No, like a dog. Push, push, push. 369 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:04,623 - Push, push. - Push, push. 370 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,792 She's doing it. Push. Push. 371 00:22:22,907 --> 00:22:24,476 Hey, you fucking bitch. 372 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:26,778 Show me what you really got. 373 00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:32,651 Sure. 374 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:03,948 What the fuck? 375 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,858 You motherfucker! 376 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,094 You're fucking dead now, Boston boy. 377 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:17,996 I'll fucking kill you! 378 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,098 Hey! 379 00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:22,833 No biting, bitch. 380 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,659 Fuck you! 381 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,140 Oh, shit! 382 00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:05,176 Oh, fuck yeah! 383 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,546 This puppy isn't breathing and Lucky's not doing anything about it. 384 00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:09,890 It says this is common. Listen. 385 00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:11,549 - "When a puppy isn't healthy..." - Yeah. 386 00:24:11,582 --> 00:24:13,651 - "...the mother will reject it." - No, no, no. 387 00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:15,487 No, no, no. No doggy deaths today. 388 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,221 Not here. Not now. Not on my watch. 389 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,723 Tell me what to do. 390 00:24:18,756 --> 00:24:21,076 It just says the mother will bite through the amniotic sac. 391 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,228 Oh, shit. 392 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,464 What? No. What are you do... No! 393 00:24:26,497 --> 00:24:27,749 No! No! 394 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,000 No. 395 00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:30,635 - Fuck you. - Oh, no. 396 00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:32,169 - Fuck you! - No. Fuck! 397 00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:33,638 - No. No. - No. No. 398 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,173 Stop! That shit's nasty, man! 399 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:38,476 No. Stop! 400 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,478 - Oh, God! - Don't! 401 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,315 Oh, shit! 402 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:49,020 Give me one second, motherfucker. Just looking for some fucking bullets. 403 00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:54,125 Whoo! Here we go. 404 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,493 Fuck yeah! 405 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,462 Found 'em! 406 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,431 You're fucked now, motherfucker. 407 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,503 This is some fucking Call of Duty shit right here. 408 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:09,006 I know what I'm getting myself for Bad Motherfuckers Day. 409 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,158 ♪ I got a man who makes me wanna kill 410 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,751 ♪ I got a man who makes me wanna kill 411 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,253 ♪ I got a man who makes me wanna, uh 412 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,990 ♪ I got a man who makes me wanna kill ♪ 413 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:34,866 Get the fuck away from my boyfriend. 414 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,139 Hey, dummy. 415 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,774 Hey. 416 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,942 Okay. 417 00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:57,022 You're pretty, aren't you? 418 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,894 You shoulda never fucked with Reggie. 419 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,933 Fucking dead now, bitch. 420 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,243 What? 421 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:21,746 What was that? 422 00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:23,814 What are you trying to say? 423 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,817 Suck on Wayne's hammer, you hillbilly motherfucker. 424 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:27,851 Huh? 425 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,168 You all right? 426 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:46,037 I'm fine. 427 00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:51,275 Oh, fuck. 428 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:52,427 Oh, fuck. 429 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,047 Oh... Your elbow's out of your arm skin. 430 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,449 Oh, my God. That's fucking disgusting. 431 00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:59,651 I'm fine. I'm fine. 432 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,119 Okay, we gotta get out of here. 433 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,554 Car keys are in his jacket pocket. 434 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:04,789 Fuck. 435 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,026 I got 'em. Here. 436 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,644 Okay. Come on. Watch his feet. 437 00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:17,035 All right, careful. Okay. 438 00:27:29,113 --> 00:27:31,349 Careful. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 439 00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:42,326 We're gonna go to the hospital. 440 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,696 I ain't going to the hospital. They'll arrest me. 441 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,098 Buckle the fuck up. 442 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:00,779 I did it. 443 00:28:01,712 --> 00:28:04,115 They're all breathing. They are all alive. 444 00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:06,685 Thank you, universe. 445 00:28:08,786 --> 00:28:10,755 I'm gonna name all four of you. 446 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,557 Argus, 447 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:14,926 Artemis, 448 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,262 Amadeus, 449 00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,732 Apricot. 450 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,302 You sure are cute, Apricot. 451 00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:26,838 Glad we didn't drown you. 452 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:28,338 Me, too. 453 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:40,251 You know, when Wayne was little, if I left the house, 454 00:28:40,284 --> 00:28:44,121 he would just stand in the front window and he would just... 455 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:47,324 Oh, he will just cry and slobber 456 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:50,260 and bang his head against it until I came home. 457 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,297 Yeah, even if I was gone for, like, 458 00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:56,334 four hours or five hours, he would just refuse to move. 459 00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,969 Mmm-hmm. 460 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:02,840 I think Wayne always knew that I was gonna leave him. 461 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:18,189 You know, you could still be something to him. 462 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,961 Yeah. 463 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,801 Hey. 464 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,036 It's okay, my bad. 465 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,972 Shouldn't have had all them Percocets. 466 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,542 ♪ It's all here 467 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:42,913 ♪ Now, it's all here 468 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,884 ♪ Now, it's all here 469 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:50,221 ♪ Now it's always been here 470 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:54,592 ♪ It's all right 471 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,829 ♪ Now it's all right ♪ 472 00:29:59,163 --> 00:30:01,800 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 473 00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:03,501 Okay. 474 00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,469 Okay. Yeah. 475 00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:07,271 Okay, I'm gonna say something, 476 00:30:07,304 --> 00:30:09,541 and I never said it to nobody but my mom and my dad. 477 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:12,643 But I'm saying because I want to, because I fucking... 478 00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:14,612 I fucking... 479 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,413 Don't you fucking laugh at me, okay? 480 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:19,750 Don't fucking laugh at me. I'll be so fucking... 481 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,928 Don't you fucking say it back, either, because if you say it back 482 00:30:21,952 --> 00:30:24,889 then I'm gonna think you're saying it because I said it, 483 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:26,958 and fuck that shit, okay? 484 00:30:27,591 --> 00:30:28,993 You hear me? 485 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,348 Wayne, I fucking... 486 00:30:33,349 --> 00:30:34,432 I love you, Del. 487 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,435 ♪ It's always there with you 488 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:41,239 ♪ You are what I need 489 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,209 Del! 490 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,894 Get the door. 491 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:07,898 Hey, sis. 492 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,367 Put her on your shoulder. 493 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:10,868 Easy. 494 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:11,969 Del... 495 00:31:12,002 --> 00:31:13,004 Got her? 496 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,005 Got her. 497 00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:17,307 Del... 498 00:31:35,259 --> 00:31:39,363 Guess you thought you could count me out, hmm, handsome? 499 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,399 Think you're Brad fucking Pitts. 500 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,301 You ain't Brad Pitts. 501 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,636 I ain't that kind of motherfucker. 502 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,406 Hey, what do you say, huh? 503 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,840 Nose for a nose. Hmm? 504 00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:58,483 Hey, good luck not dying, motherfucker. 505 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:29,580 ♪ I've been standing up like a tree 506 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,451 ♪ The birds in the sky made a home out of me 507 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:36,620 ♪ Walking this road Trying to carry this load 508 00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:41,326 ♪ You know sometime everybody gotta fall down 509 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:47,231 ♪ Say, now, everybody gotta fall down sometime 510 00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:50,935 ♪ Everybody gotta fall 511 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:54,972 ♪ Everybody gotta fall down sometime 512 00:32:55,005 --> 00:32:58,443 ♪ Great God, everybody gotta fall 513 00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:05,550 ♪ You know that your best friend has also gotta fall ♪ 514 00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,919 Unbelievable. 515 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,022 What the fuck you looking at, bitch? 516 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,297 ♪ Everybody that you know 517 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:24,135 ♪ And everybody that you ever seen they gotta fall 518 00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:28,706 ♪ Gotta fall 519 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,010 ♪ Say, now everybody gotta fall down 520 00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:36,314 ♪ Sometime everybody gotta fall ♪ 521 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,120 I'll be shitting on you, motherfucker! 522 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,812 ♪ We walk the streets at night 523 00:34:08,845 --> 00:34:10,948 ♪ We go where eagles dare 524 00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:13,350 ♪ They pick up every movement 525 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,952 ♪ They pick up every loser 526 00:34:15,986 --> 00:34:18,355 ♪ With jaded eyes and features 527 00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:20,958 ♪ You think they really care 528 00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:24,128 ♪ I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch 529 00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:26,397 ♪ You better think about it, baby 530 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:29,200 ♪ I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch 531 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,670 ♪ You better think about it, baby ♪