1
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2
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MAN 1: <i>She's not
really around anyone.</i>

3
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WOMAN 1:<i> Did you kill her?</i>

4
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WOMAN 2: <i>I would not
put it past him.</i>

5
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MAN 1:<i> It's a fair question.</i>

6
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(WOMAN CHUCKLES)

7
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MAN 2: <i>Guys, you're gonna
incriminate yourself.</i>

8
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<i>Are you serious?</i>

9
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It is too fast-paced.

10
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- Ooh, yeah, that's...
- There's nothing
wrong with that.

11
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- That's not your thing.
- These guys are going to Ibiza.

12
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- Mmm.
- Okay, let me just
say right there...

13
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You can't drag this man
to a phone party in Ibiza.

14
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It's not... These two things
don't go together.

15
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- It's not fair proposition.
- Actually. Actually, no, no, no,

16
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I had this memory
of you in a bathtub

17
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in the<i> Little Mermaid</i> dress
that I had.

18
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- (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)
- Yes. Yes.

19
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Handmade and beautiful.
Oh, my god,
it was so gorgeous.

20
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And he was, like, laid out

21
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and force him into this dress.

22
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He was so chubby that I had to
like squish his body down

23
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- but his boobs things
get popping up.
- Oh, my god!

24
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He had like boobs.
He had cleavage from it.

25
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And I had this whole photoshoot.
It was amazing.

26
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- You have photos
of that, right?
- I have photos of it.

27
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WOMAN:
I had... I tell you what, Leon,

28
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this guy, when he was little,

29
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every single photograph
in our album

30
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with his skinny soft
outrageous Disney outfit that...

31
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- (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)
- Yeah. Always a dress.

32
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Once a little bralette.

33
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She's been a producer
for 30 years.

34
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-It's insane.
She's always been a producer.
-Oh, yeah.

35
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Jen used to leave me
lists on the bed
and she went to school.

36
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What she wanted me to
make that ready for her.

37
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(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

38
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Don't even get me
started with the lists.

39
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I have a checklist of, like,
10 things I've to hit before
I'm allowed to leave the house.

40
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- I would never do it
if I didn't...
- I swear to God.

41
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I call her the Enforcer.

42
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- She's the Enforcer.
- Yeah, that's true.

43
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- Oh, yes, I...
- (CHUCKLING)

44
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No, but,
the Enforcer is phenomenal

45
00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:19,938
when you're at a restaurant
and your name has somehow
disappeared from the list

46
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or you've been waiting
for 40 minutes

47
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and everyone's like,
"I guess we should
go somewhere else."

48
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You send in the Enforcer.

49
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- Yeah.
- And things get done.

50
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You get a table,
you get free apps,
you might get free dessert.

51
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And then she'd be like,
"Yes, I did it! Yeah!"

52
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- She loves it. She loves it.
- I love it.

53
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The problem is...

54
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The problem lies herein

55
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when you become the enforced.

56
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<i>You know what I'm talking about.</i>

57
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Because I think I'm literally

58
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one week away from being
dressed in a mermaid outfit

59
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and I've been photographed
in a foam bath.

60
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Is that where I'm going?
I need to be prepared.

61
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FRANKIE: Kind of just sounds
like you're a fucking cuck.

62
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What's a cuck?

63
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- He's a... He's pussy whipped.
- Fuck off, Frankie!

64
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That's fucking disgusting.
Don't ever say that again.

65
00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,684
FRANKIE: Are you serious?
We were...

66
00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,886
Fucking we're just talking.
We're just joking.

67
00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,755
We're not joking.
It's not a joke!

68
00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,258
It's a disgusting thing to say
and I don't want to fucking
hear that again.

69
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WOMAN: apologize for him.

70
00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,229
Don't talk to him like
he's a two-year-old.

71
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Don't... I'm talking to
my brother right now.

72
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Don't talk to him like
he's a two-year-old.

73
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If you wanna apologize
you apologize.

74
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It's not a cool thing to say,
Frankie. Say sorry.

75
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- FRANKIE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

76
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Would anybody like a drink?

77
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

78
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Yes. Yeah.

79
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It wasn't
a very cool thing to say.

80
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What?

81
00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,189
Don't make me feel like
I did something bad here.

82
00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,924
He's the one who act...

83
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I wanna go to the toilet.

84
00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,137
- Are you kidding me?
- Yes!

85
00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,739
- No, I'm not.
- He called me a cuck.

86
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,340
-Yes, I know he
called you a cuck.
-And you play over-the-top

87
00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,977
with that bullshit. And you
embarrassed the shit out of me.

88
00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,712
And basically proved his point.

89
00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,513
- Plus you fucking... What?
- You embarrassed me.

90
00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,916
You can't talk
to him like that.
He's your family.

91
00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,553
You're treating him like
a 19-year-old production
minion at your work.

92
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You called me the Enforcer
in front of my family.

93
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This fucking thing that I hate.

94
00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,293
I told you
I don't like that name.

95
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- Fine. Fine.
- It's so demeaning.

96
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I meant it as a compliment.

97
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Oh, thank... Thank you.

98
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So every time
I have a fucking opinion

99
00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,102
or an idea that's not yours,
I'm the Enforcer.

100
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That's so nice of you.

101
00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,305
Thank you, sir.

102
00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,973
I'll never say it again.
I'll never say it again.

103
00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,408
Thank you. I'm a fucking
woman and you're

104
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scared of me having a fucking
opinion. So you belittle me.

105
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- Yes, that's
exactly what it is.
- We love you. Okay?

106
00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,215
We're not trying to
fucking take you down!

107
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This isn't a takeover.

108
00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,319
What the fuck?
We're not your nemesis.

109
00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:50,355
Leon, love isn't
about calling people
out on their shit.

110
00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,792
Don't tell me what
love is about. Don't...

111
00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,361
Please do. 'Cause it sounds
like bullying to me.

112
00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,697
It sounds like shit
my dad used to say.

113
00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,599
Oh, my god.

114
00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,968
Oh, my god.
That's what you think.

115
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,870
You think I'm the...
Oh, my, God.

116
00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,140
(SOBBING) You... You want me
to be your mom, man.

117
00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,209
That's what you want.

118
00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,277
No, I want you
to back the fuck off!

119
00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,345
- I want you to learn
how to back up.
- I back off with you all the
fucking time.

120
00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,213
I back up.

121
00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:18,317
I back up all the fucking time.

122
00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,785
You don't back off with anybody.

123
00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,020
That's your whole M.O.

124
00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,322
Is, I don't back off.

125
00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,824
What happened to
my grandpa's painting?

126
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,093
- Oh, yeah.
- Where is it?

127
00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,330
(STAMMERS)
Am I on trial?

128
00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,799
Can I have my lawyer?

129
00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,701
Can I have my fucking
lawyer with me?

130
00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,903
It's, like, why aren't
the dishes done?
Why do I have to do that?

131
00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:41,773
I work all day long and
I come home and you're still
in front of the fucking TV

132
00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,009
- doing nothing.
- All right. Okay. Painting.

133
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,845
-You're tired.
You're always tired.
-Let me make the checklist.

134
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,348
- And I'm the one who's
been working all day.
- Tired.

135
00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,882
- And you're tired?
- What bout hungover?

136
00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,251
- Let's go with that one too.
- And I made dinner
then your you.

137
00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,920
Let me talk to my lawyer first

138
00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:58,156
because I don't want things
to be used against me
in a court of law.

139
00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,959
- 'Cause I realized...
- Leon. Leon, I'm serious.

140
00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,294
I'm fucking serious.

141
00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,596
-I'm trying to cuck this up
real good.
-(LAUGHS)

142
00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,231
I'm trying to cuck it up
real good.

143
00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,368
So, don't... No, come here.
Come here.

144
00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:13,271
Dishes, laundry, painting,

145
00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:16,174
uh, hungover on weekends.

146
00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,209
What else we got?

147
00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,577
Yeah, I know...

148
00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,512
Look, I don't
like me either, okay?

149
00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,949
I don't... Look, I don't like
myself either. I don't know
what the fuck we're doing.

150
00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,119
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what...
I don't know.

151
00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:28,787
That motherfucker
should be out here.

152
00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,957
We're here because your
brother called me a cuck

153
00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,425
loudly at a restaurant

154
00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,926
- in public.
- I know. I know.

155
00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,061
- It's insanity.
- Yes.

156
00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,330
- It's total insanity.
- It's crazy.

157
00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:39,998
- I'm tired, okay.
- Yeah.

158
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,333
- My brain hurts.
- Yeah.

159
00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:44,436
It's been three and a half days.
All right? Okay?

160
00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,705
Like, we, we got...

161
00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,441
three hours
and thirty nine minutes

162
00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,343
until the train leaves.

163
00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,379
Perhaps instead of doing this

164
00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,948
- we could drink two beers.
- Okay.

165
00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,684
- And then just like,
get to the train.
- Yeah.

166
00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,021
- Does that sound okay?
- Yes.

167
00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,660
- I love you.
- I know it. (LAUGHS)

168
00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,696
Okay. Okay? (BOTH LAUGHING)

169
00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,103
We're okay, right?

170
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,238
Yeah, of course, we're okay.

171
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,140
- Okay.
- Okay.

172
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,352
Yo, where the fuck is Jess?

173
00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,020
I don't know.

174
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,609
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

175
00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,215
- Where's Jess?
- Just over there.

176
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,189
(GROWLS)

177
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,358
You have entered
the naughty zone.

178
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,959
No. No.

179
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:52,664
No, I'm in the work zone.
How did you find me?

180
00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,100
- I've got to get this
done for finals.
- I don't give a fuck.

181
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,568
Uh, you never give a fuck.

182
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,037
You've got work to do too, man.

183
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,206
Oh!

184
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,508
It's Friday, bitches.

185
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,443
(BOTH GROWL)

186
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,778
Naughty zone.

187
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,881
- Oh, man.
- It's gone right through me.

188
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,383
(BOTH LAUGHING)

189
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,885
- Give me some more.
- You need some more?

190
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,520
Sweet, here we go.

191
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,955
Do you want some of this?

192
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,824
I don't think he does.

193
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,826
Um...

194
00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,428
(CHEERING AND SCREAMING)

195
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:26,264
Drugs on run!
Drugs on run!

196
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,668
- Mmm-mmm.
- Mmm.

197
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,974
I saw it today.
It was so good.

198
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:36,942
I don't know.

199
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,743
The coat, the design, I love it.

200
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,845
- Really?
- I think it's fucking genius.

201
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,582
I think it's... It's...
(CHUCKLES)

202
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,050
It's very you.

203
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,153
And it's very fucked up but
that's what I love about it.

204
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,688
Talking about football.

205
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,291
Stats about football, guys.
Where they grew up?

206
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,960
He's so fucking boring.

207
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,679
Well, I turn it up.

208
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,397
Whenever I fucking running
across the pitch I was like,
"Oh, fuck, it's like theater."

209
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,833
It's like fucking theater.

210
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,235
He sent me a text the
other day that was like,

211
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,338
- um, "I miss you."
- What the fuck?

212
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,474
And I was like,
"I miss your penis.
That's about it."

213
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,142
Warts are amazing.

214
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,412
Truly, it's just the way it fits
into me. It's like,

215
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,548
- And hits... Yeah.
- A puzzle piece.

216
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:19,150
Oh, God, but he's so boring.
I don't love him.

217
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,287
What you need to
get out of that I mean like,

218
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,289
- come on.
- I can't. I'm addicted.

219
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,391
I wish you were my lover.

220
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,326
I don't have what you
need, my darling.

221
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,163
Wait, wait, wait.

222
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,299
- Grab it on.
- (LAUGHS)

223
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,900
Grab it.

224
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,136
Come on.

225
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:46,311
I gave it to you, girl.
But you can't handle it.

226
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,613
You broke my vagina.

227
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,182
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

228
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,287
(MOANING)

229
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,796
(INDISTINCT)

230
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,788
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

231
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,068
I want the minced meat.
Right there.

232
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,238
- Does it have fat in it?
- SHOPKEEPER: Yeah.

233
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,472
- Not lean?
- No.

234
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,341
Good. Okay.

235
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,408
- This one, yeah?
- That. Yeah.

236
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,410
All right.

237
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,045
Would you like anything else?

238
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:42,881
Oh!

239
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,959
Ah!

240
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,495
Fuck!

241
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,207
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
But I'm good.

242
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,577
Okay. Let's see
what we've got today.

243
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,146
Yeah. Yeah, the Jackalope.

244
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,214
Uh, sorry.

245
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,049
I haven't got any of that today.

246
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,318
I've got some Strawberry Cough.

247
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,255
And what I have got this
and you'll like it.

248
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,425
I've got a little bit here
of lemon, uh,

249
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,962
it's called Lemon Kush
and it is absolutely natural.

250
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,764
- Oh, it's pure.
- I'm in.

251
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,198
You made it. I'm in.

252
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,433
- I'm in.
- 50?

253
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,068
- Uh, perfect.
- Okay.

254
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,770
Can I pay you next week?

255
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,971
I don't have any cash right now.

256
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,139
- Okay, sure.
- Okay.

257
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,675
- Thank you so much.
- Okay.

258
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,678
Okay, you wanna
smoke real quick?

259
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,013
- Ah, no, sorry.
- How about some lunch?

260
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,015
Sit down. I'm gonna
make you some pasta.

261
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,818
I'm making pasta
for my girlfriend tonight.

262
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,586
I'm surprising her.

263
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,890
You can be the guinea pig.
You can be the guinea pig
for girlfriend pasta.

264
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,563
Secret is, you got to
use the full-fat beef.

265
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,865
You can't use the lean beef,
it has to has fat

266
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,435
in the sauce, and my mom
is Italian so I know.

267
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,604
Well, that's...
You've gotta put sugar
in too.

268
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,140
So you got
mindfulness stuff, right?

269
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,242
- Yeah.
- What is that?

270
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:22,480
I think it's really about
trying to bring everything
to the moment.

271
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,384
We spend so much time
kind of just stressed out.

272
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,287
You know, so much anxiety.
I mean, look at us.

273
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,825
I think it's important
to make some space.

274
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,593
And that's what I'm
trying to do.

275
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:40,832
We lose track of how
we're feeling like inside
and what's going around us.

276
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,933
Is it good?

277
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,334
It's not great.

278
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,973
I feel like I...
I kind of

279
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,541
have that space thing down.

280
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,078
- This is a nice way
to spend a few hours.
- Yes, it is.

281
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,114
You feel me, dawg?
You feel me?

282
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,616
Lot of people are stressed out
but like I...

283
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,151
I can sit here all day

284
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,688
and just watch clouds go by
and birds go by and stuff.

285
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,024
(GRUNTING)

286
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,531
It may have transcended
a lot of levels that

287
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,000
a lot of people are
working on right now.

288
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,736
You know, like I may...

289
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,538
I probably only had sex like

290
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,375
three or four times
this year, so far, it's like,

291
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,112
it's not a big deal,
you know, I feel like...

292
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,648
transcended that or something,
you know.

293
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,019
Maybe I'm an enlightened being.

294
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,255
Is that weird?

295
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,126
(SIGHS)

296
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,228
- So long.
- Okay.

297
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,598
(DOOR CLOSES)

298
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,484
(CRACKING KNUCKLES)

299
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,786
(SIGHS)

300
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,204
(BEATBOXING)

301
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,048
(IMITATING FEMALE VOICE)
Those balloons.

302
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,151
Lovely balloons.
(LAUGHING)

303
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,172
(DOOR CLOSES)

304
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,942
JENNA: Hi!

305
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,179
LEON: Uh, you're early.

306
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,747
JENNA: Oh, my god!

307
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,916
What the fuck, you cooked?

308
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,251
What's with the lights, Leon?

309
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,752
Could you put
the record player on?

310
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,654
Smells weird.

311
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,157
Sorry, I... I got...

312
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,692
Uh, can you... Just put
the record player on.

313
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,095
How come?

314
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,663
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

315
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,416
And sit in the chair.

316
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,168
In the middle chair...
The chair that's sitting there
in the middle.

317
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,107
Jenna, some weird stuff
happened to me
when you were gone.

318
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,177
(CHUCKLES)

319
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,679
Mmm-mmm.

320
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,448
What is going on?

321
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,890
Yeah.

322
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,972
Ow!

323
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,674
(CHUCKLING)

324
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,165
Hoo!

325
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,742
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Stop.

326
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,577
Fucking breathing.

327
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,281
Breathing so much.

328
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,230
Too much gum?

329
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,999
This strip is too gummy.

330
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,300
We'll go with the gum.

331
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:16,240
Stop. Please. (CHUCKLING)
Oh, my God.

332
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,109
No!

333
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,044
Ah, fuck off. Ouch!

334
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,779
- Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
- Fuck!

335
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,148
- Fuck! Aw, fuck!
- Fuck!

336
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,583
Fuck!

337
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,585
Jesus!

338
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,388
- Jesus.
- What the fuck, man?

339
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,722
What?

340
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,092
I'm fucking going
all out and you're
like wincing?

341
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,727
I'm just...

342
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,729
What?

343
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,765
(LEON GROANS)

344
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,434
(PANTING)

345
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,436
- What are you doing?
- (CHUCKLING)

346
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,908
I'm going all out.
You're not giving me anything.

347
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,610
You're just... (CLAPPING)

348
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,562
What are you?

349
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,959
- I was really guided.
- We're supposed to be
having sex right now.

350
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,915
What?

351
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,283
Take the cue, man.

352
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,152
Pick up the fucking baton.

353
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,186
You asked me.

354
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,721
You said you want to
have sex more.

355
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,489
You want to be surprised.

356
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,225
So you...
That's what this is.

357
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,361
Like, you're just like
wincing and shit.

358
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:14,465
I'm like, fucking dancing
my little heart out up here.

359
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,301
- And you're...
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry...

360
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,738
I'm like, fucking
release the doves and shit.

361
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,540
And you're just,

362
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,341
what are you doing back there?
You're just like...

363
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,511
I'm sorry. I had
so many cupcakes today.

364
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,880
Scott brought in cupcakes

365
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,283
for somebody's birthday.

366
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,219
I don't give a fuck about
cupcakes and Scott.

367
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,388
Is Scott going to
Japan with you?

368
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,775
Yeah, I know.

369
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,959
- How do you know that?
- I know.

370
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,730
At fucking football with Pat,
and Pat was off-handedly
mentioning

371
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,165
that you probably weren't
coming to Nice with everybody.

372
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,567
And I was like,

373
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,837
You know, in my head just
trying to figure out, yeah...

374
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,723
it's a bummer.

375
00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:58,844
I was like making up stories
in my head so I don't look
like a fucking imbecile,

376
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,879
pathetic human

377
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,948
in front of my best friend.

378
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,318
(SIGHS)

379
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,953
When are you going?

380
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,524
-Are you? What...
What's the deal?
-I am.

381
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,127
- What's the fucking deal?
- In two weeks,
in two weeks I'm going.

382
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,496
Did you try and push it?
Did you try and...

383
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,232
I mean, could you leave from
Nice? It that possible?

384
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,767
You could come for 48 hours?

385
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,736
- I can't do anything.
- You can do 36 hours.

386
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,672
24 hours, fucking 18 hours
11 hours.

387
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,841
I can't, I have to be there
the whole time.

388
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,379
When were you gonna tell me?

389
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,717
Were you going to
just go to the airport with me

390
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,519
and then you go to Japan
and I go to Nice,

391
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,187
is that how this
was gonna unfold?

392
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,688
No, I was gonna tell you
this weekend, but,

393
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,824
I wasn't really
excited to do that

394
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,727
because I felt like you were
gonna act like a fucking baby

395
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,130
and start making it
about you somehow.

396
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,865
And making this into a bad thing

397
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,735
as opposed to a really
fucking great thing for me.

398
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,638
I'm not a baby.

399
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,407
(CHUCKLES)

400
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,409
Fuck that shit.
All right. fuck it.

401
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,813
You don't fucking
get to laugh. You don't...
You don't... You don't...

402
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,449
You don't get to that.

403
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,086
It's with Valine.

404
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,958
Shit.

405
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,897
You producing for Valine?

406
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,633
Yeah.

407
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,501
Okay.

408
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:33,737
-Okay.
-That's great for you.
Congrats.

409
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,239
Yeah, it's really fucking great.

410
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,941
- You can't turn that down.
- No, I can't.

411
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,843
- No, you can't.
- Why would I do that?

412
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,361
Why would you do that?

413
00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:41,922
You're producing for Valine.
It's great.

414
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,682
(SIGHS)

415
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,084
Well, I'm coproducing.

416
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,421
But it is great
because I'm gonna be
right in there with her.

417
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,423
You know.

418
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,157
Talking through things,
seeing how she works.

419
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,995
And it's gonna be such
an incredible honor to be
that close to her.

420
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,096
You know.

421
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,500
Out assisting for Valine?

422
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:08,707
Do you...

423
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,077
Do you know how to say
"coffee" in Japanese?

424
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:21,352
How do you say
"Wet wipes" in Japanese?

425
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,486
(SIGHS)

426
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,657
You'll need a lot of Tic Tacs.

427
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,729
Lot of fucking Tic Tacs.

428
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,866
I got a new girlfriend.

429
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:45,843
I love you.
I love the way you dance.

430
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,145
I love you, Leon.

431
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,647
I love everything about you.

432
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,419
I love your back fat.

433
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,254
I love your hot back fat.

434
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,790
Get this bitch off of you.

435
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:00,958
You're my man.

436
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,260
You get off of that.

437
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,963
I'll kick this
bitch's ass right now.

438
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:11,135
I'm the zombie.
I know. I know.

439
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,804
Zombie don't...

440
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,907
Zombie don't kiss.

441
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,109
- Zombie first kiss.
- JENNA: (WHISPERS) I'm not playing.

442
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,079
Uh...

443
00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,661
(WHISPERING) Sit down.

444
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,073
(BOTH MOANING)

445
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,076
- Trust me. Mmm-hmm.
- No.

446
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,015
Don't.

447
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,123
I don't want to fuck you.

448
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,960
You like how it feels?

449
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:15,934
No.

450
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,044
No...

451
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,117
Come on. Give me this.

452
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,451
I really want this.

453
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,787
- I really want that.
- I don't.

454
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,778
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

455
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,057
(GRUNTING)

456
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,395
Get off of me!

457
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,932
Ah! Fuck.

458
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,234
(PANTING)

459
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:45,256
(LIQUID POURING)

460
00:29:12,685 --> 00:29:14,051
(JENNA CLEARS THROAT)

461
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,977
What did you do today?

462
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,279
Fucking loads.

463
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,152
I actually came to the UK
for the fashion course.

464
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,287
You know, it's one of
the best schools in the world.

465
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,322
What?

466
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,891
How do you own this?

467
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,253
- I don't own it.
- How is this...?

468
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,628
Oh, my god!

469
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,163
I have a flatmate.
We split it.

470
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,298
But he's only here two
or three nights a week.

471
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,800
Want some tea?

472
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,668
- Yeah!
- Want some tea, darling?

473
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,637
Yeah, please, darling.

474
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,972
How nice it is to hear
an American accent.

475
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,574
- Chamomile?
- Yeah, please.

476
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,610
I just feel like very
out of love with it right now,
you know.

477
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,913
I'm good at it-ish.

478
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,581
I'm good when I try really hard,

479
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,184
but it's not a natural thing
for me to be,

480
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,719
you know,
designing, necessarily.

481
00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,454
It kind of feels
I'm better at...

482
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,723
Like, I don't like to create.

483
00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,792
I don't like to create.

484
00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:31,628
Like, I don't like making
the thing up, necessarily.

485
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,930
I like to, you know,

486
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,798
I see it and I like it
or I don't.

487
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,999
And I'm pretty good
at doing that.

488
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,601
I'm pretty good at like
putting things together.

489
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,536
But I feel kind of,
I don't know, sick of it.

490
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,271
Just look through
whatever you want.

491
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:44,041
- (CHUCKLES) Whoo! Nudes.
- Don't mind me.

492
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:45,776
Just kidding.

493
00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,110
- I know a lot...
- No. Go ahead. Go ahead.

494
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,278
I know a lot now.

495
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,213
- You do?
- Yeah.

496
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,113
Okay.

497
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,549
Um, so what do you want to do?

498
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,685
Oh, I don't know.
Have some tea.

499
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:55,853
- Have a chat.
- No.

500
00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:56,920
What are you doing?

501
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,222
What are you gonna
do with all this?

502
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,224
- Um...
- What you gonna
do with your mojo?

503
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,960
I'm going to, uh...

504
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:06,496
flounder around for another
10 years trying to figure out
what the fuck I wanna do.

505
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,732
And then not do it.

506
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,035
- (CHUCKLES)
- No, come on. Say it.

507
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:16,006
I want to do the thing that
I like doing, which is

508
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,808
being with people and

509
00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:19,276
coordinating things.
I like that.

510
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,511
I'm good at that.
I'm very good at that.

511
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,513
Very efficient. I love

512
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,215
wrangling in, like...
I like

513
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,118
seeing the thing but,
making it happen

514
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,289
without being the person
who the pressure is on
to do the thing.

515
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,925
Yeah. You're a producer.

516
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,398
Right?

517
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:47,237
You have to be very good
to be a producer.

518
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,272
It's not like...

519
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,807
Look, I'm a real good judge
of character.

520
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,976
You're not gonna wait 10 years.

521
00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:55,145
You're gonna do
whatever you wanna do.

522
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,180
So you should probably
just do it now.

523
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,349
- Like right now at this moment
right now?
- Yeah.

524
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,817
Starting now.

525
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,419
You're a producer.

526
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,323
Say, "I'm a producer."

527
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,493
- Mmm. Yeah.
- See them.

528
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,264
I can't... I can't hear you.

529
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,899
I'm sorry.
What is it that you do?

530
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,901
(QUIETLY) I'm a producer.

531
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,836
Did you say you're a producer?

532
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,405
Yeah. (MURMURING)

533
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,306
That's incredible.

534
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:25,175
Because I'm actually
a photographer.

535
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,177
I mean, I make money
as a photographer's assistant

536
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,681
but I'm a photographer
and I'm actually doing
a shoot next weekend

537
00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:31,882
and I need a producer.

538
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,350
Oh, right.

539
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,118
I'm dead fucking serious.

540
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,788
Would you produce my next shoot?

541
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,956
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.

542
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,891
Erase that.
We're gonna go back in time

543
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,926
and then you're gonna say

544
00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,428
"What kind of work do you do?"

545
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,129
What kind of work do you do?

546
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,131
I do shit work,
but you know what,

547
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,701
my next shoot is with
this incredible producer,

548
00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,803
her name is Jenna something.

549
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,805
And it's gonna be fucking bomb.

550
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,441
Just gonna push you just like
slightly, not tickling at all.

551
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,810
- Just... Just...
- Good. 'Cause I hate tickling.

552
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,044
Makes me pee my pants.

553
00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,946
-Just a little tick.
Just like that.
-Whoo!

554
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:05,115
We're gonna have
a karate fight now.

555
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,452
(EXCLAIMS)

556
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:14,358
(GRUNTING)

557
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,059
Your form is very lax.

558
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,729
I need the feet to go
strong and straight.

559
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:22,566
Yes! And taut and strong.

560
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,401
BOY: Strong and duck.

561
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:27,571
- Don't puke yet. Okay, let's...
- What's puke?

562
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,039
- Little faster.
- Throw up.

563
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,774
- Faster, faster, faster.
- You don't know what puke is?

564
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:33,377
- Yes, it's throw up.
- Puke is throw up.

565
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:37,681
How do you spell
"throw up" in Spanish?

566
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,282
Throw up in Spanish.

567
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,485
Throw uppo.

568
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,653
- Throw uppo.
- Throw uppo.

569
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,655
- Hi-ya!
- Hi-ya!

570
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,960
No! Ah!

571
00:33:49,962 --> 00:33:52,029
No, no, no you cannot
have these teeth.

572
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,997
I need my teeth.

573
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,565
I need them for chewing.

574
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,835
I need them for being
respectable citizen.

575
00:33:58,837 --> 00:33:59,936
(GROWLS)

576
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,505
You're an old man.

577
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:04,207
You can live... Oh!

578
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:08,412
Get you! You took my teeth.

579
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:13,483
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Look who's coming.

580
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,619
Uh-oh!

581
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,121
There she is.

582
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,891
Sorry, babe.
I ain't got no teeth.

583
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,293
Uh-oh! You better
watch out, boy.

584
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,329
You better watch out.
Come here. Come here.
Come here.

585
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,465
- She's gonna get you.
- Where is he going?

586
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:32,402
-I don't know!
-You just lost...
You lost the child.

587
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,038
-You lost him.
-All right, good.
I'm all good.

588
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,808
(CHEERING)
Go, go, go, go.

589
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:40,277
(JENNA VOCALIZING)

590
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,079
- Hey, monster.
- You win, I promise.

591
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,280
- I promise you...
- You having fun?

592
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:45,282
I punched your son for peanuts.

593
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,918
- It was good. How are you?
- Okay, all right.

594
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,019
- Yeah.
- Okay.

595
00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,220
I went out last night.

596
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,922
You wanna come to the pub
get a coffee with us?

597
00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,057
I love to but I've got to go.

598
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,393
I got to go and get the wife
an M-O-T.

599
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,161
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

600
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,796
Yeah, I figured that, all right.

601
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,531
Hey, kid. You're ready
to go or what?

602
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,066
- Hey, hello.
- Hi.

603
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,401
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

604
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,270
- Yes.
- My son already like you
more than me.

605
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,805
- Come on.
- Bye, buddy.

606
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:09,807
JENNA: Ah!

607
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,476
Uh, bye!

608
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,743
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.

609
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,549
LEON:
I mean, what is that?

610
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:23,753
He picks him up.
22 second interaction.

611
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,455
You think it's funny?

612
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,793
It's a 22 second interaction.
I'm like... I'm his babysitter
right now.

613
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,061
- Mmm-hmm.
- I...

614
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,530
It fucking hurts, man.

615
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,665
I mean, I...

616
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,401
He didn't even apologize.

617
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,870
He didn't.

618
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,338
It's like he doesn't even
reckon with the fact that

619
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,506
he stood me up at the gig.

620
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,475
So maybe you should just
say it to him.

621
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,713
I saw him at that football game
on Instagram and I liked it.

622
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:50,914
I liked that shit.

623
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,315
I favorited it...

624
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,117
What are you, 14 years old?

625
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,785
I just wanted him
to know that I saw

626
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,521
- that he was
at the fucking game.
- It's not letting him know.

627
00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:01,024
It's not letting him know.
You need to be an adult

628
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,160
who talks to his face.

629
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,295
And you just say it to him.
Don't... Why do you look like
a two-year old being...?

630
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:07,531
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

631
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,299
-Listen, I'm just
trying to say...
-Remember,

632
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:12,135
- when Sam and I were
having that weird shit.
- Yes.

633
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,604
What happened?
Tell me.

634
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,840
LEON: You... You...

635
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,309
JENNA: What is with you?

636
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,477
- What did I do?
- I know.

637
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,212
I know. You two like
had a confrontation

638
00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:25,649
- and it's...
- No. A communication.

639
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,651
And we got to talk
and then we were level,

640
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,354
and we're equal and we were
both telling fucking stories
in our heads about

641
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,123
what the other one did to us.

642
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,026
I know, you're
really good at it.

643
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,128
And I will do it.

644
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,996
That's not what I'm...

645
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:40,997
- You will?
- I will do it.

646
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,098
- I'm gonna do it.
- Okay.

647
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,767
I believe it when I see it.

648
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,872
Doesn't even matter anyways

649
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,675
because the truth is...

650
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,245
Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

651
00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,849
I have Marty.

652
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,252
And he's a better friend...

653
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,820
Ouch!

654
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,989
Than Chris is.

655
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,425
He's half the size,
twice the friend.

656
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,794
Great.

657
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:17,167
- I got a master plan
by the way.
- Oh, yeah? What's that?

658
00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:19,402
You should probably know
about that it includes you.

659
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,171
Um...

660
00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:22,839
I was thinking, you know, like,

661
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,742
you got to be a piece of shit

662
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,944
to bring a kid into
the world right now.

663
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,513
I mean, like,
you got to be an idiot.

664
00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:31,381
Like a moron.

665
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,450
- That's like no go, right?
- Right.

666
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,219
If you adopt you're
like an angel, but,

667
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,655
you know, you could...

668
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:41,524
- Get a piece of crap kid.
- (GIGGLING)

669
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,261
- A real shit child.
- Wow!

670
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,129
- A shit child.
- Yeah.

671
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:48,265
- We don't want one of those.
- No.

672
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:50,967
There is another option.

673
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,436
Stealing a child.

674
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,239
We're gonna steal Marty.

675
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,607
- No.
- Boom!

676
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,142
- Okay.
- I just...

677
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:03,146
Whoa, you blew
my fucking mind, bro.

678
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,848
- Whoa!
- Frontal cortex,

679
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,549
-just like fucking gone.
-You know,
I give a bullshit though,

680
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,918
- you don't wanna steal Marty.
- No, I do.

681
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,656
No, you want a kid
from<i> Inception</i>

682
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,291
who you can, um,

683
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,860
raise in your own image
and who'll just

684
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,228
adore you.

685
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,629
- That what you want.
- That sounds pretty good.

686
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,799
And you'd call him Leon as well.
You'd be like "That's Leon."

687
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,468
But the problem is... is...

688
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,105
if we have a kid,
the kid's gonna adore you,

689
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:32,809
because you win
at everything in life.

690
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,979
Like you're A plus,
plus, plus, plus student.

691
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,014
It doesn't matter.
I'll fail so hard in that
'cause they gonna be like...

692
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,717
Dad's the greatest.
Mom's an asshole.

693
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,453
No, you're gonna kill it.
Are you kidding me?

694
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,855
Why wouldn't you be a great mom?

695
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:50,260
You're gonna be a great mom.

696
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,432
Yeah, sure. Why?

697
00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:00,370
You're just made for it.
You're... You're...

698
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,339
- You're gonna be great.
- Yeah, I know.

699
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,740
Every fucking month I know that.

700
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,742
'Cause I'm fucking
bleeding down my legs.

701
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,744
- Jesus.
- Filling two super tampons

702
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:11,114
And a maxi pad
that's like made for a grandpa.

703
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,717
- Two super tampons?
- Yes.

704
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,918
I didn't know.

705
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,286
It's fucking horrible.

706
00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:17,487
Yeah, it is horrible.

707
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,690
You have no idea.
Like it's not pretty.

708
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,427
It's not fucking sexy
and grounded
and shit like that.

709
00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,396
I'm not talking about that.

710
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,598
No, I know... Okay.

711
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:33,470
Talking about the mind,
body, spirit.

712
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,873
Yeah, I don't think it worked
that way. I don't think it's...

713
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,610
I don't know. I don't think...

714
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,079
because I'm a good person
at stuff

715
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,549
that I'm gonna be a good mom
if I choose to have kids.

716
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,319
Like, that's not
an innate thing in women.

717
00:39:49,321 --> 00:39:51,788
I think that's
a total misconception.

718
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,724
And who knows?
Why do you think that

719
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,060
wouldn't be
a misconception of me?

720
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,595
Why do you think I'd be good?

721
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,463
And maybe
I'm just a bit selfish.

722
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,700
You know, maybe
I just want to do my shit.

723
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:06,302
I have so much stuff
I want to do.

724
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:08,338
You know. Like that I...

725
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,241
in my bones wanna do and, like,

726
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,709
see and be part of.

727
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,544
Like I keep thinking
I'm gonna have this switch

728
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,146
in my head that it's gonna go,

729
00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:20,116
"I'm happy and I'm ready to do
that thing that biologically

730
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,484
"I should want to do."

731
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,820
Like that so fucked.

732
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,156
You don't have that.
You can decide

733
00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,224
to go another 40 years of just

734
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,793
doing whatever
the fuck you wanna do.

735
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,263
-I don't wanna go 40 years.
-You can be a dad
at 72 years old

736
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,266
and have this little baby
and like a four-year-old

737
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,702
wife-child, who's like

738
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:42,772
hot and whatever.
You could fuck that girl.

739
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,542
And she could be 20 and
you could be 70 years old

740
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:48,278
and impregnate her
and be like the baddest ass

741
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,046
fucking guy on the planet.

742
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,217
I'm gonna refrain from comment,

743
00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,119
- uh, at this juncture.
- Okay.

744
00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,623
Counselor, the defense rests

745
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:01,992
on the...

746
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,096
Look, no one is saying,

747
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,431
besides the entire society,

748
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,333
that you have to have children.

749
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,768
Like I'm not saying that.

750
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,938
We don't have to have kids.
You know?

751
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,546
I wanna have kids.

752
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,515
I do.

753
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,324
This next record,

754
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,926
is the basis of everything
you know in music.

755
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,963
<i>♪ Ah, yeah ♪</i>

756
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,700
- They're called The Meters.
- Okay.

757
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:46,002
- You need to know about them.
- Why?

758
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,704
They transmuted

759
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,973
real music into popular music.

760
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,541
They were the funnel.
They were the...

761
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,310
They were the fulcrum
of modern music.

762
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,846
It sounds familiar
because this music

763
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,649
is inside of every single song
you've ever heard.

764
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,852
It came from a heartbeat.

765
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,553
And it came through African,
it came through
the port of New Orleans

766
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,523
where slaves were playing
with European instruments,

767
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,924
and it came out in brass bands

768
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,425
and brass musicians
were playing.

769
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,261
And people would follow them
because somebody died

770
00:42:11,263 --> 00:42:12,295
or somebody got married.

771
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,964
(GRUNTS) Um...

772
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:18,268
Let's feel it. Let me...
Oh, wow. Holy fucking shit.

773
00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:19,869
I think we have the same bicep.

774
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,704
- What do you mean?
- I'm serious.

775
00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:24,807
- Feel that one.
- That's really good.

776
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,643
- No, you have the same exact...
- It's like a half-apple.

777
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,244
This is on a record right now

778
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,946
but this is normally
never controlled.

779
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:31,180
It changes every time.

780
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,649
This isn't even a song.

781
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,317
It's just something
that happened.

782
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,919
Ladies and gentlemen,

783
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,755
presenting Miss Jenna...

784
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:41,457
What's your last name?

785
00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:42,625
Delancey.

786
00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:45,295
Delancey. Miss Jenna Delancey.

787
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,497
She has achieved
absolutely nothing.

788
00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:48,631
Thank you.

789
00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,633
- I have a confession.
- Oh, God.

790
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,268
I was in ballet
when I was a kid.

791
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,771
And I had a solo where
the whole class left the stage

792
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,506
- and I got to stay.
- Mm-hmm.

793
00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:58,241
And I was so excited
for this solo because

794
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,009
it was literally, like,
12 seconds.

795
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,245
And by myself on stage,
which is massive

796
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,846
- when you're ten.
- Yeah.

797
00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:06,182
And backstage right before
we went on,

798
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,951
and Marla was like,

799
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,253
"Your dress is tucked
into your tights.

800
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,621
"We can see you underwear."

801
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:15,124
And I knew she was doing it
to fuck with me.

802
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:18,061
So I tucked all of my dress

803
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,129
into my tights.

804
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:23,566
Like all of that bunched in,
so it's, like, poofing out.

805
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:26,102
- Oh, my God.
- And walked out,

806
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,870
did my solo like that.

807
00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,739
Got kicked out of ballet.

808
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,841
I bet you fucking crushed it.

809
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:34,010
Hold on.

810
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,414
- I have a confession.
- Uh-huh.

811
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,316
I wasn't always this cool.

812
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,318
(CHUCKLES) Go on.

813
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,188
When I was a freshman
in high school,

814
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,290
- I decided to be cool.
- Mm-hmm.

815
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,591
- And guess what?
- What?

816
00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,026
- It worked.
- Really?

817
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,060
It fucking worked.

818
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,195
How did you do that?

819
00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:54,297
Well, first I grew my bangs.

820
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,265
- Your bangs?
- I grew my bangs out.

821
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:57,634
You had bangs.
That helped?

822
00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:58,835
I had bangs. Yes.

823
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,670
And I would dye the tips blonde.

824
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,272
- (JENNA LAUGHING)
- And I would chew on my bangs.

825
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,141
And I swear to fucking God,

826
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,777
it made me the coolest kid
in New Orleans.

827
00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,747
I went from dork-fucking-city

828
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,915
to the coolest kid
in New Orleans.

829
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:16,052
That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm here

830
00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,721
- in the UK right now, just...
- I'm so glad.

831
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:21,190
- Just 'cause I decided
to be cool.
- You are cool.

832
00:44:23,595 --> 00:44:25,995
I hate when my dad
comes to dances.

833
00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:36,239
Hm? Oh. Sorry. Sorry.

834
00:44:37,642 --> 00:44:39,175
(LEON CHUCKLES)

835
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,125
Mm.

836
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:05,201
- There she is!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

837
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,236
- I'm gonna thank you...
- I'll thank you.

838
00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,372
Thank you for having us.

839
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,240
Oh, my God.
I'm coming inside.

840
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,843
(BOTH SCREAMING)

841
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,512
- Hello, baby.
- Hello!

842
00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:17,914
- How are ya?
- Good.

843
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,515
- Oh, my god.
- Good to see you.

844
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,150
- I know. I miss you.
- I miss you.

845
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:24,353
- Drink, babes?
- Yeah, I'll have a wine, please.

846
00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:26,355
- Hi!
- Happy birthday!

847
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:27,390
Thanks for being here.

848
00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:28,324
Did you get my text?

849
00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:29,625
Yes, I did.

850
00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,561
- I just didn't get a chance...
- No, don't worry.

851
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:33,996
Fucking swamped at work.

852
00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,932
- It's fine, I'm gonna
get you a drink.
- I'm happy you're here.

853
00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,967
- I'm happy. I love you.
- I love you too.

854
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,203
Whoa! I'm drunk.
I'm drunk already.

855
00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:42,939
(ALL SCREAMING)

856
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,907
- You told me to come...
- I'm sorry I was...

857
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,409
- days ago.
- You must've been...

858
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,610
Do you know anybody in here?

859
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:48,611
- I've kinda... I've...
- Have you met anyone?

860
00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:49,645
I've forgotten names.

861
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,947
- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, hi. Layla.

862
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,281
- Nice to meet you, too.
- I work with Jess.

863
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,417
Oh, great. Oh, awesome.
Yeah. I've heard...

864
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,185
I've heard amazing things
about you.

865
00:45:56,554 --> 00:45:58,121
- Hi.
- Oh!

866
00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,590
- You look gorgeous.
- Thanks. Thank you.

867
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,625
- Hey.
- Hello, how are you?

868
00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,193
- How are you doing?
- Oh, my God, I'm great.

869
00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,995
It is so good to see you
on your birthday.

870
00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:09,165
- I cherish you.
- Oh, my God, thank you.

871
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,767
Ah!

872
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:15,338
Oh, big smush!
Happy birthday!

873
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,241
- What a wonderful relationship.
- Wonderful relationship. Yeah.

874
00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,226
You're still with this guy?

875
00:46:20,227 --> 00:46:22,210
Yeah, I can't help it.
There's something about him.

876
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,213
Something about him.
You've met Scott.

877
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,848
- Leon.
- Leon.

878
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,482
- We... Right here.
- Nice to meet you.

879
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,785
Nice to meet you, Scott.

880
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,086
-Yeah, this is great.
-Best friends.
This is happening.

881
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:31,087
- He says...
- So good.

882
00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,688
- This is how we are now.
- So amazing.

883
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,791
That's a very long handshake.

884
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,592
- Hello.
- Hi.

885
00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:38,761
Um, can you excuse us
for one second?

886
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,229
We have to shag right there.

887
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,330
- Wow.
- Is that cool?

888
00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:43,299
-Yeah.
-Just look that way.
I'm very needy.

889
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,901
I'm needy and I...

890
00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,170
- Just have that...
- Yeah, yeah.

891
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:48,504
- Hi.
- Hey.

892
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,739
You okay?

893
00:46:49,741 --> 00:46:51,674
Yeah, I'm good.

894
00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,242
Oh, okay. Okay, good.

895
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,011
- That good.
- I brought a drink for you!

896
00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:56,479
- She's good.
- Happy birthday!

897
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,780
- Oh, thank you.
- She's good?

898
00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:59,081
She's good, yeah.
I'm very... She's good.

899
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,550
You smell like you were cooking.

900
00:47:00,552 --> 00:47:01,651
- I might've cooked.
- Really?

901
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,819
- Yeah.
- I might've cooked.

902
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,554
- You smelled.
- Mm-hmm.

903
00:47:04,556 --> 00:47:05,788
We were conspiring.

904
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:06,989
- Really?
- In your favor.

905
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,691
- I can't wait.
- In your favor.

906
00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,927
I know. I was...
I was only 12.

907
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,995
I've never seen
an asshole before.

908
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,164
I didn't... There was no...
there was no internet.

909
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,265
There was nothing.

910
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,201
So, my dad comes home.

911
00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,836
And he blows into the...

912
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,504
I should have known
he was going to take a wee.

913
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:22,872
He comes in the bathroom,

914
00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:25,208
he swings the door open,
this is me...

915
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:27,877
- Asshole in the mirror.
- No, no!

916
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:31,147
And I pop up, penis swings up.

917
00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,616
LEON: We lock eyes
and I say, "Thank you."

918
00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,818
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- I have no idea why.

919
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,253
I have no idea why.

920
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,288
WOMAN: Because you are
a well-behaved boy.

921
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,190
LEON: I... I was meant
to be British.

922
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,925
You see?
They've shipped me out here.

923
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,227
They were just,
like, way too polite.

924
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,495
No, I feel really
embarrassed saying it.

925
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,497
I do. I really love porn.

926
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,800
Not like daily, but,

927
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:53,135
quite like low grade's
quite gritty.

928
00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,704
- That's weird.
- Yeah. I'm with you.

929
00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,739
- A bit shaky.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

930
00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,241
Can't quite
see what's happening.

931
00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,692
A bit shaky!

932
00:47:59,693 --> 00:48:01,142
I don't know why I haven't
said this to you before.

933
00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,612
No, you have to come to my house

934
00:48:02,614 --> 00:48:04,947
on a Thursday.
On a Thursday,

935
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:07,350
this couple across the road
opens their curtains...

936
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,052
On a Thursday at 07:00 p.m.,
and has sex.

937
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,754
- No.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

938
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,556
- Real-life grainy porn.
- Yes!

939
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,057
- Whoo!
- Yes.

940
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:17,126
And it's really, like, athletic.

941
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,795
Like, she is getting in
all sorts of positions

942
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,031
that... that aren't
making her cum.

943
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,033
And I know that
for a fact, because...

944
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,568
- Because...
- How close are you watching?

945
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,471
Well, I'm there, like this
the whole time.
It's fascinating.

946
00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,740
But... but this is what
happened to me, I swear.

947
00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,742
Like I learnt these positions
from porn,

948
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,011
and I didn't cum
until last year,

949
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,913
- like, yeah.
- Okay.

950
00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:39,715
(ALL CHEERING)

951
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,351
Um, but it was because
I was, you know, like,

952
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,186
like all of this behind.
Oh, sexy, sexy.

953
00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,656
And it was doing
fucking nothing for me.

954
00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,124
Yeah, 'cause you're
just performing.

955
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,725
- I was performing.
- Yeah.

956
00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:51,360
Yeah, that's... you have
to have sex with a lady.

957
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,029
- Sex with women.
- That's where I'm going wrong.

958
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:55,564
Okay, 100%,
having sex with a woman

959
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,999
is the best way to have sex.

960
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:59,235
Don't you think...
don't you think that whole...

961
00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:01,971
That's because... women feel
like that because that whole

962
00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:04,907
area of our sexuality
is always through

963
00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:06,175
a male gaze.

964
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,277
We're always doing it for...

965
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,746
We're always doing it
for the man.

966
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,248
MAN: Uh, uh, uh.

967
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,550
Bullshit, bullshit.
There's pressure
on men as well, like,

968
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,786
I've felt like a piece of meat
just the other week.

969
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,722
I was with this bird, right,
we're in this bar.

970
00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,057
And it was heading that way,

971
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,059
but she wants to know
what I'm packing

972
00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,627
before we go any further.

973
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,828
- She's like...
- Whoa.

974
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:28,564
Like, she's like
"I don't want to waste any time,

975
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,099
"I want a number."

976
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,718
A number?

977
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,336
Now you do have to tell us
what number you gave her.

978
00:49:33,338 --> 00:49:36,205
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Be kind to yourself.

979
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,977
I gave her a number that
was in her acceptable range.

980
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,681
And, you know,
we got down to some stuff.

981
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,517
But, I mean, to be honest, like,

982
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,054
it was kind of roomy down there.

983
00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:54,523
- Dude.
- Oh, my God.

984
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,926
She... I started to see why
she was asking.

985
00:49:56,928 --> 00:49:59,362
She had a big vagina.

986
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:02,064
That sounds
a little sexist there.

987
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,900
- Oh, yeah.
- Just a little sexist.

988
00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:08,170
I'm sorry that you were
shamed on your cock size,

989
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,973
but you don't need to shame
all the vaginas
at the same time.

990
00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:15,811
And make us into disembodied
cocks and cunts, do you?

991
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,947
No, I'm pretty proud
of my vagina.

992
00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,081
- As you should be.
- I know.

993
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,317
- It's gorgeous.
- Pushed our son out.

994
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,720
(ALL SCREAMING)

995
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,824
- Are you two lesbians?
- Yes.

996
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,693
Yes, that's why...

997
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:31,861
And you have a kid?

998
00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,863
Yes, Jake, he's very sweet.

999
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,698
LAYLA: How did you guys
do that? Did you...

1000
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,299
Was it, like, IVF, or,

1001
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,769
- sperm donor, or...
- Well...

1002
00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:41,404
Did you just get a little

1003
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:45,541
turkey baster and just
shove it up your vag?

1004
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,576
I can't believe why
nobody's asking about my cunt.

1005
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:49,912
Layla, have you met Pat?

1006
00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:51,847
ALL: Oh!

1007
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,250
Layla, this is...
this is Pat the cunt.

1008
00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,519
- Pat the cunt.
- Pat the cunt.

1009
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,422
If you see him in the street,
Pat the cunt.

1010
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,358
She told me to do that
every time.

1011
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,392
You are in, baby.

1012
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,728
- Well done. I like her.
- Yeah.

1013
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,696
Oh, my God. How Jakey?

1014
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,231
I love him. I miss him.

1015
00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,100
He is great. I mean,
he shits a lot. He does.

1016
00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,069
Yeah. But it's really...

1017
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,303
That's what he's built for.

1018
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:16,405
Yeah, I know. And he's just
doing a great job.

1019
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,441
It's fab. Yeah.

1020
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,342
Shall we be honest?

1021
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:22,244
We've been struggling,

1022
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,646
but we're working
on our own, babes.

1023
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:26,449
Yeah, less time in my head.
More time in my body.

1024
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,084
Still a crap mother but trying.

1025
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:29,485
KATHARINE:
No, you're not at all.

1026
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,921
And I'm like, really working
on like, remembering

1027
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,689
who you are as a lover
as well as a friend

1028
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,858
which is crucial 'cause
you forget the lover part.

1029
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,226
- Yeah.
- And I'm working on that.

1030
00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,095
- LAYLA: Are you guys in therapy?
- Yes, we are.

1031
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,897
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-KATHARINE: No regrets.
No regrets.

1032
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,200
But the real saver is the manny.

1033
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:45,701
Oh, God bless him. Tyson.

1034
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:46,936
He's a manny actually.

1035
00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,838
Was that 'cause you wanted
a male influence?

1036
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,273
- Um, I don't think
it was that conscious.
- KATHARINE: Yes.

1037
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,342
I mean, I just liked
his eyes though.

1038
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,511
- They are cute. Yeah.
- And... and are you sure that

1039
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,880
you really want a male influence
on his life anyway?

1040
00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,116
What's wrong with
having a male influence?

1041
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,318
Nothing wrong with
having a male influence.

1042
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,687
But there's nothing necessarily
right with it either.

1043
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,889
And don't get me wrong,
I'm a guy, I like being a guy,

1044
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:10,526
but it's like, you know,
it doesn't really matter
either way.

1045
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:11,961
It's not consequential.

1046
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,762
Yeah, yeah, I'm with
Scott, like,

1047
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,265
Jake is... is a free man.

1048
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,267
You know what I mean?
He doesn't have
a dad to disappoint

1049
00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:19,869
nor measure up to, like...

1050
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:24,140
My dad was, like, in the army,
Falklands, like, medals,

1051
00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:26,275
all that shit, I'm like,
ten stone piss wet through.

1052
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,977
I wasn't gonna follow that shit.

1053
00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:29,678
- Fair enough, man.
- (BURPING)

1054
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,980
- ALL: Whoo!
- Okay.

1055
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,414
She can curse.

1056
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:35,317
Yeah, I feel like I'm doing,
like, a macho thing right now.

1057
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,652
- Are you?
- In work, yeah.

1058
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,221
I'm trying to, like,
assert my power and...

1059
00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:41,857
'cause I'm new, and, you know,
a woman and so I'm...

1060
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:46,195
trying to get people's attention
and I'll stand, like...

1061
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:49,798
Like I really stand,
liked wide-legged.

1062
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,467
You know, taking up space

1063
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:53,369
'cause... 'cause otherwise
nobody listens to me.

1064
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,237
Maybe it's 'cause you're boring.

1065
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:58,274
(ALL LAUGHING)

1066
00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,376
JESS: Ha! I told you
you'd love her.

1067
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,244
- Are you alright, babe?
- Yeah.

1068
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:06,415
Obi, Obi, yeah. Tell...
tell everyone about Caroline.

1069
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,517
Oh, the Caroline-Peter story.

1070
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,052
Okay, you all know
Caroline and Peter?

1071
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,954
- No.
- Well, you don't. Okay. Well...

1072
00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:14,523
The other week, they said,
"Oh, come and have a couple
of pints," you know,

1073
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,259
the pub underneath
their new gaff, and I was like,
"All right, then."

1074
00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:18,827
So I turn up,
we have
a couple of drinks

1075
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,663
over there for a while.
"Oh, come on,
we'll have a nightcap."

1076
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,198
I was, "All right."

1077
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,233
Wander on up.
A lovely new flat,

1078
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,801
we sit down,
have a couple of beers,

1079
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:28,404
then Caroline says,
"Oh, I'm just gonna
pop off to the loo."

1080
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,339
"All right."

1081
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,273
Peter, he leans into me.
He says, "Oh, you know,

1082
00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:34,577
you know we're in
an open relationship, right?"

1083
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,178
- (GASPING)
- Wow.

1084
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,247
I was like, "No.
I was not aware

1085
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:39,848
"of this information."

1086
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:43,385
Uh, and he said, "Yeah, well,
me and Caroline
have been talking

1087
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,954
"and she'd really like
to fuck you."

1088
00:53:44,956 --> 00:53:47,256
- Yes!
- Right. Wow.

1089
00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,291
Caroline comes back
from the bathroom,

1090
00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,960
she sits down next to me,
she says to Pete,

1091
00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:53,495
"Have you discussed it
with him?"
And Pete goes, "Yes."

1092
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,631
-I'm, like,
"Oh, wow. Discussed it?"
-Oh, my God.

1093
00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:58,234
Next thing I know,
Pete stands up
and he just sort of...

1094
00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:01,003
voyeurs and she...

1095
00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,838
starts feeling up the leg.

1096
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,307
I'm, "Oh, my God."
Flipping out.

1097
00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:06,675
You'd have loved it.

1098
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:08,177
- And...
- (LAUGHING)

1099
00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:09,778
I just feel his breath
getting closer to me,

1100
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,380
and I was seeing
from the corner of my eye,

1101
00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:13,282
he's dropping his fly.

1102
00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,317
I'm like, "Oh, my God.
How am I gonna get out of this?"

1103
00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,119
She's palpitating next to me.

1104
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,621
I'm like, "Yeah, oh, my God."

1105
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:20,956
She gets this close and I think,
"How am I gonna
get out of this?"

1106
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,998
The only thing that pops
into my head, I just say...

1107
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:25,227
"I got I.B.S."

1108
00:54:25,229 --> 00:54:27,196
(ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1109
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,398
And she slowly backs away.

1110
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:33,168
And his fly ascends.

1111
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:34,169
Oh, my God.

1112
00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:35,638
And I finish my beer and leave.

1113
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,072
Oh, my God!

1114
00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,707
OBI: I could not do that.
I could not

1115
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:41,076
have an open relationship.
I could just not do it.

1116
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:43,112
Can you imagine, like,
watching someone fuck

1117
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,713
your boyfriend?
That's so weird.

1118
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,548
- I'm in an open relationship.
- Are you?

1119
00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:49,018
- Cool.
- Really? How's that work?

1120
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:52,254
- What do you mean?
- JENNA: How does it... How does
your boyfriend like that?

1121
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,656
- He like that?
- Yeah, he does like that.

1122
00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,691
- He loves it.
- Oh, I bet he loves it.

1123
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,327
Yeah. He gets to fuck whoever
he fucking wants to fuck.

1124
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,095
- So do I.
- Right.

1125
00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:01,597
Yeah, but it's different
for guys.

1126
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,265
- It's different for guys,
it's different for girls.
- LAYLA: How?

1127
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:05,200
-Sex...
Sex is different for men.
-Why?

1128
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,002
Well, 'cause it's a penis
as opposed to a vagina

1129
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:09,204
so it's an external experience
as opposed to
an internal experience.

1130
00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,739
- It's bullshit.
- No, it's not because...

1131
00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:13,075
It is. It's bullshit.
You're buying into
the male narrative.

1132
00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,376
No. No. It's bio...

1133
00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:16,645
I... I... I think
I would give it a go.

1134
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,946
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1135
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,948
- You're together. Yeah?
- Yeah.

1136
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,318
How long have you been together?

1137
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,587
Um, 1.25 years.

1138
00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:28,023
Okay, so you're still sort of

1139
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,492
in a honeymoon phase,
would you say?

1140
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,695
I don't think that's a phase.

1141
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,481
We're at a hundred.

1142
00:55:35,482 --> 00:55:37,299
Well, whatever phase you are in,
I'm sorry to break it to you,

1143
00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:40,202
but it's gonna end and then,

1144
00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,671
inevitably, you'll want
to fuck other people.

1145
00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:46,075
(ALL LAUGHING)

1146
00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:48,077
Yeah, but we're not
monkeys, right?

1147
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:49,778
- Are you calling me a monkey?
- Well, no.

1148
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,281
I mean, okay, okay, you said
I'm a human being, right?

1149
00:55:52,283 --> 00:55:53,849
I'm a human being,
I have consciousness.

1150
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,317
And I know that

1151
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,453
I love Leon and I respect him,

1152
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,455
and I want to cherish that.
I wanna defend that.

1153
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,490
I have that with my boyfriend.

1154
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:04,460
I love somebody. And he gets...
he gets all of me,

1155
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,762
he gets my good bits,
my shit bits, my crazy,

1156
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,564
- my vulnerability,
my everything.
- Right.

1157
00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,733
I also get to have fucking sex.

1158
00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:13,068
JENNA: Yeah, but, I mean,
but that's like fucking...

1159
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:16,205
I'm sorry, but this is
chopping yourself up
into all these pieces.

1160
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,374
- How?
- Because you just said it.

1161
00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:20,109
You just fucking said it.

1162
00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:21,877
You did, sorry.
You just said it.

1163
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,846
- LAYLA: No.
- You said that you have to...

1164
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,948
- LAYLA: No, but what
I'm saying is...
- Let me say something.

1165
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,151
You said I have to give him
this-that, this-that,

1166
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,836
you name out all the things.

1167
00:56:30,837 --> 00:56:32,520
I didn't say have to,
I just get sex.
I said I want to.

1168
00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:34,923
Yeah, but I also want to fuck.
I also want to get my rocks off.

1169
00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,825
Do you wanna be a victim?
Do you wanna be a victim?

1170
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,961
LAYLA: No, I'm not a victim.
I'm not... Listen.

1171
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,930
If anybody in this situation
is cutting themselves
off from something,

1172
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,065
I think it's you.

1173
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:48,670
(MILD CHUCKLING)

1174
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:54,777
Okay, fair enough. Fair enough.

1175
00:56:56,347 --> 00:57:00,149
Me and Pat are having
an experience right now.

1176
00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,017
I wanna pee-pee.

1177
00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,886
Um, can you give me a spot?

1178
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,855
I need a spot, guys,
'cause of the size of it and...

1179
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,425
- And the weight of the thing.
- There are lesbians present.

1180
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,194
He's got a very girthy...

1181
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,364
I have to kind of get in there
and lift his little elbows up.

1182
00:57:15,366 --> 00:57:17,666
(ALL CHATTERING)

1183
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:21,069
Oh, I get to hold
my boyfriend's dick.

1184
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:42,858
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1185
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,159
What are you doing?

1186
00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,062
What are you doing?

1187
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:54,069
(INAUDIBLE)

1188
00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,471
Nothing.

1189
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:05,414
(JENNA MOANING SOFTLY)

1190
00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,651
I'm sorry.

1191
00:58:11,288 --> 00:58:12,688
(JENNA GASPS)

1192
00:58:18,429 --> 00:58:19,728
(JENNA BREATHES HEAVILY)

1193
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:24,166
(PANTING)

1194
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,810
(GASPING)

1195
00:58:56,267 --> 00:58:58,233
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1196
00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:11,647
(LAUGHING)

1197
00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:16,151
(BOTH LAUGH)

1198
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:22,724
Happy birthday.

1199
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:33,235
LEON: I have a confession.

1200
00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:37,239
Um, my dad doesn't like me
and I'm never going
to get over it.

1201
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:42,244
Just put that
in the pocket,
and you know,

1202
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,779
do whatever you will.

1203
00:59:44,515 --> 00:59:46,782
My brother's an alcoholic

1204
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,818
and he's been in rehab
for ten years on and off.

1205
00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,755
- Okay.
- So...

1206
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:56,692
- Whatever.
- I guess you win.

1207
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,527
- I win?
- (LEON LAUGHS)

1208
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,730
That's what I was trying to do.

1209
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:05,167
- Out... out-drama-ing you.
- Yeah.

1210
01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:11,173
- No way.
- No?

1211
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,441
- No.
- That's good.

1212
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:13,775
- Do that.
- Stop!

1213
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,644
- Do that.
- I don't want to.

1214
01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,413
- Okay, again.
- Okay, I want you
to be brave now.

1215
01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,382
- Be super brave.
- Okay.

1216
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,751
This is fucking gorgeous.

1217
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,454
I'm gonna sell this
to all the Bedouin porn sites.

1218
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:26,788
It will be incredible.

1219
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,591
That's really good.
Can I see one eye?

1220
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,660
That's a good eye.

1221
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,598
Oh, God, look, there's teeth.

1222
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,634
I don't want to...
I don't want to alarm you.

1223
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,335
- But I saw your teeth.
- My teeth are so bad.

1224
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,371
Okay, no, I shouldn't
get too excited.

1225
01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:44,206
- Don't.
- Okay.

1226
01:00:45,576 --> 01:00:47,809
There's no better photoshoot
than this one.

1227
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,879
Yeah. Wait.
Where are you going?

1228
01:00:51,582 --> 01:00:52,748
I don't like it back here.

1229
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,216
You don't like it back there?

1230
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,585
- Let's get out of here.
- I'm going to emerge.

1231
01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,187
Really?

1232
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:02,524
Hold on. Hold on.
Just two seconds.

1233
01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:04,626
Here it comes.
Here it comes.

1234
01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:07,029
Okay. And... Okay.

1235
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,702
(CHUCKLES)

1236
01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,338
I'm just trying to recover from

1237
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:20,676
that period.
That just, that moment.

1238
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:22,077
What happens next?

1239
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,012
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?

1240
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,682
- I don't... It's not me.
- Tell me what to do.

1241
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,950
I... I... I will never
tell you what to do.

1242
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:31,853
- I'm just here to witness.
- Okay.

1243
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,623
I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.

1244
01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,158
Oh, I see what you're doing.

1245
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,759
- You see it?
- I see it.

1246
01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:40,862
(LEON LAUGHS)

1247
01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,031
Okay.

1248
01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,634
That shit is going down
right now.

1249
01:01:45,636 --> 01:01:48,036
I am the strongest
woman in the world!

1250
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,137
Yeah, yeah.

1251
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,306
- I am a demigod.
- Yes!

1252
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,742
- (GRUNTS)
- Holy shit.

1253
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,678
Oh! Oh!

1254
01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,249
- (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.

1255
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,852
LEON: Yes!

1256
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:06,254
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1257
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:33,942
You okay?

1258
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:36,479
This is good.

1259
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,147
Here we are.

1260
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,061
Okay.

1261
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,265
Here.

1262
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,201
What is this?

1263
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,036
It's a time machine.

1264
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,941
Yeah. It's a time machine.

1265
01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,078
What?

1266
01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,280
To go back to the moment

1267
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:14,883
that everything changed.

1268
01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:17,252
I know.

1269
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:22,624
I know this can't
replace what was lost.

1270
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:24,392
I'm here to say

1271
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,629
that I'm sorry

1272
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,331
that it did get destroyed

1273
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,533
at the party before
you went to Japan.

1274
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,001
It was Pat,

1275
01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:34,636
and I'm sorry I was a coward

1276
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,838
and I didn't say
anything to you.

1277
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,875
And I worked really hard
with your dad,

1278
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,309
we went through
family photo albums

1279
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:43,845
and we saw it in the back
of some photographs,

1280
01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:46,915
and I brought it to the guy
right over that hill,

1281
01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:50,685
who's a proper Welshman
who recreated it,

1282
01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,420
and it's never gonna
be the same.

1283
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:56,057
But it's just my way of saying
that I'm owning up to it.

1284
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,526
And I see you and I understand

1285
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,929
what you were feeling.

1286
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,797
And just trying to go
back to the moment

1287
01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:05,200
where it changed for us,
and this is the moment.

1288
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,702
And I know
I can't fix it with this,

1289
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,005
but I'm just trying to say
that I know.

1290
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,940
And I'm sorry.

1291
01:05:12,643 --> 01:05:14,910
And I wanna be happy with you,

1292
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:17,612
like we were before.
Before this.

1293
01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:22,250
Whoo.

1294
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,755
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1295
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,924
I had sex with Scott.

1296
01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,317
When?

1297
01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:58,353
When?

1298
01:05:58,689 --> 01:06:00,455
In Japan.

1299
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,257
And when you went to Manchester.

1300
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:04,893
How did it happen?

1301
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:06,995
I don't know.

1302
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:08,863
Be fucking honest with me.

1303
01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,432
- You want me to tell you?
- Yeah.

1304
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,569
I...

1305
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:17,605
We were out with clients

1306
01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:19,307
after a really good shoot.

1307
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,709
We had a big day.

1308
01:06:20,711 --> 01:06:23,745
And it was all so much fun.

1309
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:26,948
And it just went so well and...

1310
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,951
I got drunk.

1311
01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:32,420
We all got drunk and...

1312
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,257
I didn't even think
of Scott that way.

1313
01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:38,760
I've never thought of him
that way before.

1314
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,662
- Shut the fuck up.
- I've never...

1315
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,464
You gotta tell me the truth.

1316
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,373
(VOICE BREAKING)
He wanted to go
this after hours,

1317
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,743
so we did that
and it was this weird bar.

1318
01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:57,712
It was like...
There were pink walls.

1319
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:03,051
This one big pink wall
by the bathroom.

1320
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,453
It's all neon,
and so it back-lit,

1321
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,989
everything. It made
people's silhouette.

1322
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:10,458
And I was standing there

1323
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:14,195
waiting to go
to the bathroom. And...

1324
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,431
And this guy came up to me
and he just...

1325
01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:21,903
grabbed me and kissed me and...

1326
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:24,739
I didn't know who it was and...

1327
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510
Come on.

1328
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,211
Stop lying.

1329
01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,248
You knew it was Scott.

1330
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:39,154
It felt really good
to be kissed like that.

1331
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,262
That energy, you know?

1332
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:55,503
And you fucked him in the hotel?

1333
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,739
Yeah. Yeah.

1334
01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:02,343
How big was the pink wall?

1335
01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,113
- Neon wall by the bathroom?
- What?

1336
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,816
The tall, the big neon thing
that you were...

1337
01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:10,051
Big. I don't know.
It was big.

1338
01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,120
- To the ceiling?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1339
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,522
Up the whole bar
or just the bathroom?

1340
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,757
Just the...

1341
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:17,258
(LEON SIGHS)

1342
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,628
That's a lot.

1343
01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,167
Did you fuck him in our bed

1344
01:08:26,169 --> 01:08:28,103
- when I went to Manchester?
- No.

1345
01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,172
Anybody else?

1346
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,008
- No. Not really, no.
- Not really?

1347
01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,344
No, I didn't fuck
anybody else, no.

1348
01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,280
Why him?

1349
01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,349
- Why Scott?
- Mm-hmm.

1350
01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,051
I don't know.

1351
01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:44,819
- Come on.
- It's not about Scott.

1352
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,321
Come on. Come on.

1353
01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,224
It's not about him,
it's about me and you.

1354
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,292
It's about you guys

1355
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:52,927
because you were
fucking in Japan

1356
01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,330
when I was at home
wanking off to you...

1357
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:56,464
- No, no, no.
- On my birthday.

1358
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,800
Don't pretend that
this is some victim shit.

1359
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,802
You are involved in this too.

1360
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,370
This is about me and you.

1361
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:06,508
I just feel like
I'm disillusioned with us.

1362
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:09,277
Disillusioned. That's...
Don't be so fucking polite.

1363
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,846
You know, I'm sick and tired

1364
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:14,115
of being terrified of,

1365
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,583
of disappointing you,

1366
01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,853
of not living up to your
impossible fucking standards.

1367
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,922
I'm sick of being
terrified of you.

1368
01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,724
You're fucking terrifying.

1369
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,792
You're scary.

1370
01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:26,094
And I don't have any ambition.

1371
01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:27,762
Maybe I don't.
I don't know.

1372
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:29,998
So what? Don't do that.

1373
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,400
Don't do that. No, no, no. No.

1374
01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,903
You don't get to write me off
like a little...

1375
01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:36,137
pathetic little boy.

1376
01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:38,273
I'm disappointed
to hear you say that.

1377
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:42,343
I care about other stuff.

1378
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:45,113
You... You can't.
You don't even know.

1379
01:09:45,115 --> 01:09:47,282
- Like what?
- You don't take
the time to listen.

1380
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,217
I care about family,
I care about friends.

1381
01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:50,919
- I care about relationships.
- I care about that too.

1382
01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:51,920
- You don't.
- Yes, I do.

1383
01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,288
- You don't.
- I'm not a fucking robot.

1384
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:54,655
- No one in this world...
- No, I am a human being.

1385
01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:56,291
- I'm not a fucking robot.
- Thinks that you care about

1386
01:09:56,293 --> 01:09:59,861
anybody other than yourself
and your fucking work.

1387
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,063
Your friends come to me

1388
01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,598
crying and bitching and moaning

1389
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,067
'cause you're not there
and I defend you.

1390
01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,303
And I'm wrong because
you're not there.

1391
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:10,371
You think that I don't
feel that, that I don't know

1392
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,974
that you guys talk about me,
that I'm not there?

1393
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:15,910
Like... I know.
I know that.

1394
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,111
Then what are you doing?

1395
01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:19,113
I don't know.
I don't know.

1396
01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:21,549
Just... I don't wanna have
to stop myself.

1397
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,418
I don't have to make myself
small for you

1398
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,220
so you don't feel
fucking insecure.

1399
01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:26,721
- I'm so sorry.
- I don't wanna
have to do that.

1400
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,623
- I'm so sorry it's so painful...
- You shouldn't have to do that.

1401
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:31,459
For you to have a fucking
sensitive person in your life.

1402
01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:33,928
I think you're fucking happy
I went and fucked Scott.

1403
01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,064
- Oh, God, you're unbelievable.
- Yeah, 'cause now
you can be a fucking martyr.

1404
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,234
-You're fucking loving it.
You love it.
-Oh, Jesus Christ.

1405
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,369
This is what guys do.
They push people away

1406
01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,470
so they can feel loved.

1407
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,772
Shut up with the fucking
male stereotypes.

1408
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,441
You're so full of shit.

1409
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,576
You're so much better
than this, Leon.

1410
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,012
You're so much fucking
better than this.

1411
01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,214
I want you to do the thing
you want to do.

1412
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:57,485
I don't want you to be, like,
ignoring all this shit
that you love.

1413
01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,054
Like, you wanna be
a photographer,

1414
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:02,423
why aren't you
a fucking photographer?

1415
01:11:03,526 --> 01:11:06,561
Stand up for that.
Stand up for yourself.

1416
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,763
Do something.

1417
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,432
You wanna be an assistant
the rest of your life?

1418
01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:27,215
That's not what
I wanted to say to you.

1419
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:29,917
I... I don't...

1420
01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:36,291
You're my best friend.
I fucking love you.

1421
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,327
I love spending time with you.

1422
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,929
You're so beautiful.

1423
01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,365
You're fucking open
and beautiful,

1424
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,301
and creative and artistic,

1425
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:48,403
you know, I look up to you.

1426
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,438
You're amazing.
I want you to do that.

1427
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,341
I want you to be...
be that.

1428
01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:02,517
Did you ever wanna
have kids with me?

1429
01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:07,690
I don't know.

1430
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:16,564
Thank you.

1431
01:12:33,283 --> 01:12:35,850
I know I haven't done
the stuff I'm supposed to do.

1432
01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:38,653
I'm disappointed in myself.

1433
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,991
And I know that
I've been very fearful,

1434
01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:47,061
and I have been very difficult.

1435
01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,464
And very lazy.

1436
01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,799
And...

1437
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:55,069
I've been really terrified that
you're gonna leave me behind.

1438
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,910
I'm gonna be a great dad.

1439
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,384
That's what I'm supposed to do.

1440
01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:12,920
I'm not perfect.

1441
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,824
And I'm real sorry.

1442
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,732
I don't know what to do.

1443
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,934
I don't know how to stop.

1444
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,872
I don't want to stop.

1445
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:35,109
I don't know how to say this
to you, I don't know.

1446
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,446
I don't wanna just...

1447
01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:42,517
wad along and not

1448
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:44,619
do something with myself.

1449
01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,688
I wanna do shit.
I really do.

1450
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:49,891
I'm sorry.

1451
01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:58,533
I'm sorry.

1452
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,780
I'm sorry.

1453
01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:17,618
Me too.

1454
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,158
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

1455
01:14:34,370 --> 01:14:36,871
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1456
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:58,459
LEON: I need people
to say that I'm good.

1457
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:03,531
I love it when people
say that I'm good too.

1458
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,566
I want that always.

1459
01:15:05,568 --> 01:15:07,435
But when I get it, I say,
"No, no, no.

1460
01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:09,203
"Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up."

1461
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,873
- Okay.
- But that's just to
make them say it more.

1462
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,642
- And really mean it
- That's good. Oh.

1463
01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,511
- Do you get more that way?
- Oh, yeah.

1464
01:15:16,513 --> 01:15:18,179
'Cause I just smile or tear up.

1465
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,847
(BOTH LAUGH)

1466
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:35,229
LEON: Think I'm getting
bored to death of it.

1467
01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,797
JENNA: What are you
talking about?

1468
01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:39,000
(LEON LAUGHS)

1469
01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:42,370
- I have a confession.
- Okay.

1470
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,672
I'm a manipulative bitch.

1471
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,341
I accept that.

1472
01:15:47,343 --> 01:15:48,743
Do you have to accept it?

1473
01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:51,646
'Cause I made you accept that.

1474
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,550
- You're very good.
- You didn't even know
I did it.

1475
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,718
- You're very good.
- Tell me I'm not good at all.

1476
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,186
- I'm not good.
- You're very good.

1477
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,288
- No, stop, stop.
- You're very good.

1478
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,556
- Stop, I'm not.
- You're very good, Jenna.

1479
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:03,824
Stop! Oh, it makes me
nervous when you say that.

1480
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,594
- It does, huh?
- See?

1481
01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:08,162
What?

1482
01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:09,564
Oh, my God, you just did it!

1483
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:12,033
I wanted you to tell me
you liked me more.

1484
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,534
You just did it.

1485
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,850
What time is it?

1486
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:33,921
I don't care.

1487
01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:53,874
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1488
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:56,577
- What?
- Sorry.

1489
01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,513
What? What was that?

1490
01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:02,283
I just have this
feeling sometimes.

1491
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,685
- Hm.
- I'm just about to fall.

1492
01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,854
My body's like, "No."

1493
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,191
It wakes me up.

1494
01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,460
- With laughing?
- Yeah.

1495
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,795
That's the most
horrible thing in the world.

1496
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,566
- I know it.
- (GROANS)

1497
01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:22,637
- I have to tell you something.
- Hm.

1498
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,607
When you leave this apartment,

1499
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,644
I'm gonna be devastated.

1500
01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,147
I really don't like
to stay over.

1501
01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,252
I don't like boys.

1502
01:17:39,389 --> 01:17:40,855
But I like you.

1503
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:45,359
You're a cool dude.

1504
01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:50,665
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1505
01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:57,738
I didn't even think...

1506
01:17:59,409 --> 01:18:01,008
(BOTH LAUGHING)