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M_I_SForEver
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All you're gonna know is that
everything's under control.
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What about it?
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I can afford the mortgage.
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No, no, come on.
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Stop, just stop, stop worrying
about it.
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Stop, stop, stop worrying about
it.
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Yeah.
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Look, I just pulled up.
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I'm outside, can you come
open the door for me?
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Jessica!
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Do you know how much
utilities are gonna be here?
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Everything's lined up,
don't worry about it.
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Excuse me.
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- Excuse me, thank you.
- Oh great.
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Besides, it's just me.
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How high could they be?
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I'm just worried about you
dad.
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Well, there's nothing to worry
about.
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The house is pretty
great.
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It is, isn't it?
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It's spacious.
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Yeah.
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You have hard wood
floors.
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Yes, it's great.
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And look at the moldings.
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Did you see the kitchen?
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No.
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Well come on, you
gotta go see the kitchen.
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You'll love this.
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Hm, yeah, what do you think?
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Did the last people leave
their fridge and stove?
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They came with the house.
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What the hell?
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Hey Dad!
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Did you find something?
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Yeah, just a closet within a
closet,
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and a hundo.
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What?
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Where did you find that?
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It's just right on the ground.
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Well that's weird.
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Yeah, it looks like the
house just bought us dinner.
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Thank you house.
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Yeah, so, Chinese?
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- Sure, okay.
- Huh?
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You like the chicken
egg rolls.
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I know you do.
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Thanks anyway.
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Thanks for helping me
with that final load.
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It's not a problem at all,
Dad.
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Yeah, I can't believe I have
us
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eating on a cardboard box here.
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I'm sorry for that.
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That's fine.
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You know what, maybe I should,
I'll take those old couches
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and I'll put them outside.
How about that?
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And that way I get some new ones
in here.
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I think that'd be good.
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That might be nice.
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Maybe even a patio table
out there, that'd be good.
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But I gotta do that septic
first.
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Maybe after that I'll get the
table.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah, I saw where you had
sectioned off back there.
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Mm-hm, yeah.
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I gotta get that septic in ASAP.
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You know what happens if you
don't
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get a new septic into an old
house?
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What?
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Your whole life goes to shit.
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Your whole life.
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Okay, so I haven't told you yet.
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What?
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I am seeing someone.
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Oh boy.
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Okay.
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All right, what's his name?
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What's he do for a living?
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That is such a Dad thing to
ask.
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What, I'm your Father.
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Okay, Father, his name is
Zack.
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He is the manager at Harvey's.
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The sandwich shop?
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Yes, don't judge.
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No, no, no, I'm not
judging, I'm just asking.
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How long have you guys been
going out?
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A few weeks.
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What's his last name?
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His last name is Kennedy.
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Yeesh, Kennedy.
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Nothing good ever
happens to the Kennedy's?
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Dad!
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No, I'm right.
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I really want you to meet him.
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Wow, so it must be serious.
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Uh, yeah, it's serious.
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So are you working on anything
new?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you
asked.
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I might be up for promotion.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I'm still trying to
work around a couple of things,
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but I could be getting my own
project.
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Yeah?
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So what we're doing, is we're
upgrading
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all of the code in the MindCrash
app,
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and then we're adding these
little purple diamonds.
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What they do is they open
up all these portals,
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but they take away your health.
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Tricky programming.
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That is so awesome, Dad.
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Thanks, what about you?
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How's the thing?
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I'm okay I guess.
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Good, good.
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I'm just getting nervous.
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About what?
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Well, my insurance isn't gonna
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fully cover the blood thinners
anymore.
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Yeah, so I'm worried
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that I'm not gonna be able to
afford them after next month.
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Don't worry about it,
I'm gonna pay for it.
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Yeah, I don't think you get
it.
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They're really expensive.
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Well, this raise that I'm
gonna get
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with the new promotion is gonna
be a lot.
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Like a lot, a lot.
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So, it's gonna be enough
that you're not gonna have to
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stress about these corrupt
medicine practices.
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All right, you know what,
where are the forks?
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I am done!
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Do you even have forks?
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I don't know.
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They're in a box somewhere.
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Okay, you start on that one,
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I'll go in that one.
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All right.
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Oh gosh.
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This was so great, having you
over here.
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Thank you for helping me move.
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Yeah, of course.
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And maybe next weekend
you can come back over
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and we can have a little slumber
party?
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You know, maybe help me
get unpacked a little,
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and I can get you some pizza.
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That sounds great,
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but I'm actually busy
with Zack that weekend.
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Yeah, of course.
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But you know what,
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we can come over and see what
you've done
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like this week or next week.
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Yeah, yeah, that's great.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Great.
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Okay, call me if you need
anything.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you too sweetie.
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Thanks for helping me move.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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You've got a long drive
ahead of you so drive safe.
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I will.
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- Bye.
- Bye Dad.
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Hey honey, I'm on my
way home.
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He's good.
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He's...
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I don't know, I'm worried about
him.
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I don't know.
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I think he's really taking
this whole divorce thing hard.
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No, he's just, he's
just been acting weird.
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He was talking about
pizza parties and shit.
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I don't know, I'm just worried.
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I know.
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I told him that we'll come
over and he can meet you.
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Oh.
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You're too sweet.
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I love you, baby.
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I'll see you soon.
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Hey, good morning!
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Hey, good morning.
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Are you David Vanowen?
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Yeah I am.
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You weren't supposed
to be here until four.
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Yeah, well, I figured
I'd come out here early.
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Scope the landscape.
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Okay.
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See what needed to
be done for your yard.
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So you were saying that
you wanted to use grass?
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Yeah.
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Yeah here and then,
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well, once I get the
septic put in over there.
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Well who's doing your septic?
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I am.
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You're putting in your own
septic?
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Yeah, well, it's the
only thing my old man
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and I ever did together,
believe it or not.
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Yeah, well, the tank
models have changed,
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the pressure systems,
you may need some help.
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I think I can handle it.
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All right.
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Well, I'll be back in a
week with everything I need
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and we'll get your yard
all tilled and plotted,
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and see how you're coming
along with your septic.
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I should have it done by then.
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Sounds good.
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"Who's putting in your
septic?"
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Please.
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Yo, Marky, Mark!
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What's happening?
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On my way with the beers, pal.
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Sounds good, I'll see you
there.
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Man, I love the pool.
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Yeah, it's really great, isn't
it?
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It's gonna be a nice little
mini paradise back here.
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My own slice of heaven.
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You gonna put some grass
around?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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Grass all over this place,
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and then with some white rocks
back there,
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make it feel like a show house
feel.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it'll be nice.
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You know, my toilets
are screwed up though.
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That sucks.
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Yeah, I gotta go and dig
a hole for a new septic.
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Shh, you're putting in your
own septic?
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It's the first of many things
I've gotta do to this dump.
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Are you sure that's a good
idea?
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Shouldn't you hire that out?
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In a perfect world, yeah,
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but septic's not that expensive
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and it's about the only
thing I can really do myself.
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I thought with that new
promotion
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you were getting a big fat
raise?
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I haven't really been
confirmed for that just yet.
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Really.
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I'm pretty confident I'm gonna
get it,
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but still, there's a couple
of things I gotta work around.
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I'm so confident, in fact,
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I took on the whole damn
mortgage myself.
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So I'm gonna be fine.
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Right.
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I'm outta here.
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You're taking off, you don't
wanna stay
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and help me clean the
leaves out of the pool?
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I'll pass.
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I'll leave you to your septic.
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You know, I'm putting it in
right when you leave, right?
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Sunday fun day.
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Oh, and I'll see at Tuesday at
Leo's.
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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Thanks brother.
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Hey, thanks for the beers too.
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You got it!
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Shit.
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Think I can't put in my own
septic?
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Get this bitch in.
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What's this?
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Whew!
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Fuck!
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Oh fuck!
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Oh!
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Shit.
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Fuck!
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What the hell?
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There's a body in a box
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in my backyard.
270
00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:56,287
What are you doing?
271
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:58,005
Oh.
272
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,162
Oh God.
273
00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,757
There's a body in a box in my
backyard.
274
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,031
What's in your backyard?
275
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,668
Is there a body in your
backyard?
276
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,215
Good morning!
277
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:28,874
What's up Davy Crockett?
278
00:18:30,513 --> 00:18:31,472
What's up Richard?
279
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,148
You know, not much.
280
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:36,265
Just checking out Leonard's old
office.
281
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:37,184
Word is it's getting cleaned out
282
00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:38,784
for the next project manager.
283
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,979
Great.
284
00:18:41,981 --> 00:18:44,736
Hope you're all settled
in into cubicle land Dave.
285
00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:47,093
Listen, dude, I've got a lot
of stuff to do and I'm tired.
286
00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:48,772
So just back off.
287
00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:50,572
Do something else.
288
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:55,847
David.
289
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:57,563
Hey.
290
00:18:57,565 --> 00:18:59,241
Hey, good morning, Mr. Wu.
291
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:00,402
David, David.
292
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,396
Your team knocked it out of the
park.
293
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,235
Testers are loving the new
update.
294
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:07,273
That is incredible.
295
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:08,792
That's great!
296
00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:10,151
Here.
297
00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:11,071
Let's take a walk.
298
00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:19,623
Everything okay at home?
299
00:19:21,141 --> 00:19:22,338
How's your daughter's-
300
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,657
- Oh, she's fine.
301
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:25,255
Good, good.
302
00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:28,974
Anyways, David, this is the
project manager's office.
303
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,050
I want this to be your view.
304
00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:35,567
This is amazing.
305
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:39,283
I trust you're still on track
for next Monday's deadline?
306
00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:40,882
Absolutely.
307
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:49,311
David, aside from all this,
308
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,229
if you need to take a few
personal days-
309
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,828
- I dunno.
310
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,309
Everything's under control Mr.
Wu.
311
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,583
Great.
312
00:19:57,585 --> 00:19:59,781
Well, if you need anything.
313
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:00,700
Thank you.
314
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:01,659
You know what, I actually,
315
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:02,898
I have to leave work early today
316
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,816
so I can take care of
something at the bank.
317
00:20:04,818 --> 00:20:05,775
What's that?
318
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:07,575
Just an account discrepancy.
319
00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,251
Jesus.
320
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,450
All those bastards wanna
do is steal your money.
321
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:14,366
- I know.
- Right?
322
00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:15,207
Banks.
323
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,206
Thank you Mr. Wu.
324
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:23,557
Oh.
325
00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:26,437
Yeah!
326
00:20:31,191 --> 00:20:32,708
And you say this inheritance
327
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:36,224
is two million dollars in cash?
328
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:38,425
It's something like that.
329
00:20:39,463 --> 00:20:40,380
I mean, it could be.
330
00:20:40,382 --> 00:20:42,860
He's not dead yet, Uncle Bill.
331
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,175
Well, if in fact upon his
death,
332
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,213
he'd bequeaths you a cash sum
that large
333
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,814
and you try to deposit it,
334
00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:52,568
the banks will alert the
department of treasury
335
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,406
and the IRS.
336
00:20:54,408 --> 00:20:58,284
There are taxes, and most
people start to ask questions.
337
00:21:01,202 --> 00:21:02,120
That make sense.
338
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:07,113
I'd advise you to have
your Uncle seriously consider
339
00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:09,311
putting that money into a trust
fund.
340
00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:12,071
Oh yeah, I'll see what
I can do to convince him.
341
00:21:13,869 --> 00:21:15,507
Otherwise he will be hairy.
342
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,743
Big deposits are always hairy.
343
00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:26,816
Thank you.
344
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,436
Jesus.
345
00:21:44,438 --> 00:21:45,277
Shit.
346
00:24:10,252 --> 00:24:12,088
Is what I'm doing wrong?
347
00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:13,369
Shouldn't I just report this?
348
00:24:15,926 --> 00:24:16,806
Why would you?
349
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,680
I don't even know who
this guy is, he's dead.
350
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:22,718
What if they think it was me?
351
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,559
Hmm?
352
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,755
Why would you think that?
353
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,907
Someone will ask questions.
354
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,862
You don't have a police record,
355
00:24:38,864 --> 00:24:41,301
there's absolutely nothing
to tie it to this stiff.
356
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,668
I can't watch this.
357
00:27:41,002 --> 00:27:42,680
God damn cats!
358
00:27:44,517 --> 00:27:45,677
Jesus!
359
00:28:23,758 --> 00:28:24,598
I saw you!
360
00:28:31,191 --> 00:28:34,186
Hey, don't fuck with me, okay!
361
00:28:44,817 --> 00:28:46,056
Hey Mark, is that you?
362
00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:51,410
Quit fucking around.
363
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:03,958
Shit.
364
00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:09,073
Did I forget to bury this?
365
00:31:07,914 --> 00:31:09,033
Holy shit!
366
00:31:12,549 --> 00:31:14,066
What the...
367
00:31:26,295 --> 00:31:27,252
Hey David.
368
00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:28,213
Hey Mr. Wu.
369
00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:31,208
I've got some
good news and bad news.
370
00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:32,088
What's up?
371
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,246
Bad news first.
372
00:31:33,248 --> 00:31:36,643
I need your team to push out
that update two days early.
373
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,484
Well, that's,
374
00:31:39,003 --> 00:31:40,479
that's gonna be really tough.
375
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,398
Exactly, that's the good news.
376
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,034
If you pull it off, you're a
shoe in for project manager.
377
00:31:46,036 --> 00:31:47,113
I've-
378
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,072
- This is the stuff that
separates the boys from the men.
379
00:31:51,271 --> 00:31:53,908
Either you step up to
the plate or walk away.
380
00:31:56,785 --> 00:31:57,663
Understood, sir.
381
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:58,463
Thank you.
382
00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:03,698
Shit.
383
00:32:18,244 --> 00:32:19,840
Guy sounds like a real
dick.
384
00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:21,918
Yeah, well he's got a point
though.
385
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,116
Yeah, but doesn't he realize
386
00:32:23,118 --> 00:32:24,475
you're going through a divorce?
387
00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:25,996
But still, works gotta get
done.
388
00:32:28,953 --> 00:32:30,152
Are you okay?
389
00:32:30,911 --> 00:32:33,227
I mean, I know we bro out a lot,
390
00:32:33,229 --> 00:32:35,185
but you can tell me if
something's
391
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,903
really eating at your heart.
392
00:32:36,905 --> 00:32:39,101
What, yeah, everything's fine.
393
00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:40,419
Really?
394
00:32:40,421 --> 00:32:43,339
Could've fooled me, you've
hardly touched your food.
395
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,732
Look man, I just have a lot on
my mind.
396
00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:49,011
Oh, like the divorce.
397
00:32:49,013 --> 00:32:49,810
Yeah.
398
00:32:49,812 --> 00:32:54,285
Yeah, the divorce, the job, the
money.
399
00:32:54,287 --> 00:32:55,126
The money?
400
00:32:57,524 --> 00:32:59,442
Oh, like the promotion.
401
00:33:00,362 --> 00:33:02,160
Yeah, yeah, the promotion.
402
00:33:06,155 --> 00:33:07,874
Remember when we worked at
Sega?
403
00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:12,068
When we were kids.
404
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:13,506
Yeah.
405
00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:14,985
Well, when we were in our mid
20s,
406
00:33:14,987 --> 00:33:17,702
you pulled the same shit
you're pulling now, okay.
407
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,541
You'd stress out over a job.
408
00:33:19,543 --> 00:33:21,099
You acted the same way when the
409
00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:23,056
softs crashed making the rodent.
410
00:33:23,058 --> 00:33:25,494
This is not Sonic the fucking
hedgehog!
411
00:33:25,496 --> 00:33:26,293
Then what is it?
412
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,852
It's everything.
413
00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:30,050
I just have so much on my plate
that
414
00:33:30,052 --> 00:33:31,328
the second I get everything
under control,
415
00:33:31,330 --> 00:33:34,046
something new, something
huge fucking collides
416
00:33:34,048 --> 00:33:35,884
with my already unstable life.
417
00:33:35,886 --> 00:33:37,043
It's gonna be okay, man.
418
00:33:37,045 --> 00:33:39,680
Just finish your beer and relax.
419
00:33:39,682 --> 00:33:41,479
You know what, I'm just gonna
go.
420
00:33:41,481 --> 00:33:42,320
What?
421
00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:44,478
Really?
422
00:33:49,912 --> 00:33:51,110
I'll see you here Friday!
423
00:34:58,123 --> 00:35:00,041
Yeah, yeah, of course.
424
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,239
Hey Dad.
425
00:35:07,435 --> 00:35:08,234
Are you okay?
426
00:35:13,628 --> 00:35:14,425
Right now?
427
00:35:14,427 --> 00:35:16,385
I mean, Zack and I are hanging
out.
428
00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:24,537
Okay, okay, just for an hour.
429
00:35:29,332 --> 00:35:30,769
Your Dad?
430
00:35:30,771 --> 00:35:32,208
Yeah, I have to go see him.
431
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,766
Right now?
432
00:35:33,768 --> 00:35:34,965
Yeah, just for an hour.
433
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,003
A little bit.
434
00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,601
He doesn't sound normal.
435
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:40,719
Is everything okay?
436
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,560
I don't know.
437
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:45,396
Just wait for me, I'm sorry.
438
00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:47,312
It's okay, hun.
439
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,152
See you in a bit.
440
00:35:48,154 --> 00:35:48,993
Thank you.
441
00:35:50,591 --> 00:35:51,431
Thank you.
442
00:35:59,942 --> 00:36:01,019
Hey sweetie.
443
00:36:01,021 --> 00:36:02,419
Hey Dad, what's going on?
444
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:04,894
Nothing.
445
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,095
I just really needed
someone to confide in.
446
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:09,490
Of course.
447
00:36:09,492 --> 00:36:12,408
I mean what's happening that you
448
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:14,007
needed me to be here right away?
449
00:36:15,086 --> 00:36:15,925
Well,
450
00:36:18,004 --> 00:36:19,282
something just happened that
451
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:21,998
I potentially could be sitting
on top
452
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,118
of a whole lot of money.
453
00:36:24,197 --> 00:36:25,514
Something at work?
454
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,594
No, no something totally
different.
455
00:36:33,389 --> 00:36:35,427
Okay Dad, you're a kind of
scaring me.
456
00:36:37,384 --> 00:36:39,180
I mean, yes, yeah.
457
00:36:39,182 --> 00:36:40,222
It's something at work.
458
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:43,656
It's just a different job
I've never done before,
459
00:36:43,658 --> 00:36:45,616
so I'm kind of nervous about it.
460
00:36:47,254 --> 00:36:48,573
And it pays well?
461
00:36:49,971 --> 00:36:50,771
Yeah.
462
00:36:53,248 --> 00:36:54,845
So then what's the problem?
463
00:36:58,243 --> 00:37:00,199
I guess there is no problem.
464
00:37:00,201 --> 00:37:01,041
I'm just,
465
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,357
I'm just kinda worried I'm gonna
fail.
466
00:37:05,436 --> 00:37:06,273
Come on, Dad.
467
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,234
Stop it, you'll be fine.
468
00:37:09,991 --> 00:37:10,830
Yeah?
469
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,586
Is this all that you
wanted to talk to me about?
470
00:37:17,424 --> 00:37:18,263
Pretty much.
471
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:22,619
I still feel like there's
something you're not telling me.
472
00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:28,091
Well, I guess there's just a
anxious,
473
00:37:28,093 --> 00:37:29,450
anxiousness about it.
474
00:37:29,452 --> 00:37:33,126
I mean, what if I mess it up and
I fail
475
00:37:33,128 --> 00:37:35,686
and then I can't afford
the medicine that you need?
476
00:37:36,525 --> 00:37:38,761
Dad, I know you have
a lot on your plate,
477
00:37:38,763 --> 00:37:40,841
I don't want my embolism
to be part of that.
478
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:43,756
You don't need to worry about
it.
479
00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:44,597
But I do.
480
00:37:47,594 --> 00:37:48,513
You taking off?
481
00:37:49,952 --> 00:37:52,227
I have to get back to Zack.
482
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:55,586
Look, next time let's
chat on the phone, okay?
483
00:37:56,226 --> 00:37:57,902
Okay.
484
00:37:57,904 --> 00:37:59,940
Am I still seeing you this
weekend?
485
00:37:59,942 --> 00:38:02,897
Yeah, I plan on stopping
by possibly Sunday.
486
00:38:02,899 --> 00:38:04,335
That's great.
487
00:38:04,337 --> 00:38:06,373
I'm gonna bring Zack so he can
meet you
488
00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:08,411
and check out the new place.
489
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,492
That sounds wonderful.
490
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:12,290
Okay.
491
00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:41,340
Hello boys.
492
00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:13,626
Fuck!
493
00:39:17,265 --> 00:39:17,903
Oh fuck!
494
00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:21,221
Fuck you!
495
00:39:26,894 --> 00:39:28,771
Oh my God,
496
00:39:28,773 --> 00:39:30,171
you're spooking yourself, David.
497
00:39:36,964 --> 00:39:39,480
Fucking cats.
498
00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:45,036
Oh you fucking son of a bitch!
499
00:40:14,327 --> 00:40:15,167
Shit.
500
00:41:42,319 --> 00:41:43,476
Vanowen.
501
00:41:43,478 --> 00:41:45,833
Hi, Mr. Wu, good morning.
502
00:41:45,835 --> 00:41:46,753
What's up?
503
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,551
David, I wanted to
see how your MindCrash
504
00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:50,309
contribution is coming along.
505
00:41:50,311 --> 00:41:51,388
Oh yeah, everything's great.
506
00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:54,425
But you know how hard that
purple diamond is to code?
507
00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:55,384
It's really tricky.
508
00:41:55,386 --> 00:41:57,701
Exactly, that's why
I'm here to make sure
509
00:41:57,703 --> 00:41:59,103
we're on track for success.
510
00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:01,340
Okay.
511
00:42:03,898 --> 00:42:05,973
I know you've been dealing
with some personal issues.
512
00:42:05,975 --> 00:42:07,614
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
513
00:42:08,653 --> 00:42:10,729
My divorce has nothing to do
with this.
514
00:42:10,731 --> 00:42:12,287
Are you sure?
515
00:42:12,289 --> 00:42:13,246
Yeah, yeah.
516
00:42:13,248 --> 00:42:14,407
Everything's fine.
517
00:42:16,405 --> 00:42:17,204
Good.
518
00:42:46,135 --> 00:42:47,414
What are you hiding?
519
00:43:29,052 --> 00:43:30,169
Hello.
520
00:43:30,171 --> 00:43:34,725
Hey David, this is Allen
from Twin Palms Landscapes.
521
00:43:34,727 --> 00:43:35,566
How's it going?
522
00:43:36,724 --> 00:43:37,524
It's good.
523
00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:41,358
And how is that septic
tank coming along?
524
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,917
It's great.
525
00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:45,514
Listen, I'm a little, I got
a bunch of stuff on my mind.
526
00:43:45,516 --> 00:43:46,432
So what's up?
527
00:43:46,434 --> 00:43:48,590
Yeah, no problem, sorry to
bother you.
528
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:50,229
Listen, I just wanted to let you
know
529
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:52,546
I'll be by on Friday around
noon,
530
00:43:52,548 --> 00:43:55,903
drop off a load of dirt
and gravel for Monday.
531
00:43:55,905 --> 00:43:57,184
That sounds great, thanks.
532
00:43:59,182 --> 00:44:00,021
The hell.
533
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:03,056
Hey Raul, what's taking so long?
534
00:44:03,058 --> 00:44:04,577
Come on, fill it up!
535
00:44:10,131 --> 00:44:10,930
Friday.
536
00:44:12,129 --> 00:44:12,968
Shit.
537
00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:41,420
Shit, it's all still there.
538
00:45:00,561 --> 00:45:01,999
Whoever you are.
539
00:45:48,033 --> 00:45:48,872
Shit.
540
00:46:27,514 --> 00:46:29,829
Hello.
541
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:00,280
Fucker!
542
00:47:03,438 --> 00:47:05,354
Futuristic of Gaming, can I
help you?
543
00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:06,153
This is David.
544
00:47:06,155 --> 00:47:08,670
I'm just calling to let you guys
know
545
00:47:08,672 --> 00:47:10,511
that I'm not gonna be coming in
today.
546
00:47:14,546 --> 00:47:15,505
Sorry, excuse me.
547
00:47:16,385 --> 00:47:19,420
Yeah, I'm just not
really feeling too well.
548
00:47:19,422 --> 00:47:22,139
I think, yeah, yeah, probably
the flu.
549
00:47:23,577 --> 00:47:25,294
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna
stay in.
550
00:47:25,296 --> 00:47:26,292
Can you let everybody know that
I'm
551
00:47:26,294 --> 00:47:28,091
gonna be working from home
today?
552
00:47:28,093 --> 00:47:29,170
Huh?
553
00:47:29,172 --> 00:47:30,770
How many days are you
thinking you'll be gone for?
554
00:47:32,209 --> 00:47:33,566
You know, I'm gonna be back
tomorrow.
555
00:47:33,568 --> 00:47:36,083
Don't worry about it,
but please let Mr. Wu
556
00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,681
and everybody know that I'm
still
557
00:47:37,683 --> 00:47:39,639
gonna be working from home
today, okay?
558
00:47:39,641 --> 00:47:41,358
All right, well, just
whatever.
559
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,478
Keep me in the loop.
560
00:47:44,157 --> 00:47:45,156
Thanks Whitney.
561
00:47:46,035 --> 00:47:47,273
And I'll see you tomorrow.
562
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,549
I appreciate it.
563
00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:51,788
Okay, you too, bye bye.
564
00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:11,529
All right.
565
00:50:13,527 --> 00:50:15,526
Try and stop me now,
motherfucker.
566
00:51:22,059 --> 00:51:22,698
All right.
567
00:52:49,891 --> 00:52:54,686
Jesus!
568
00:52:58,122 --> 00:52:58,961
Oh God!
569
00:53:08,872 --> 00:53:10,470
Oh I'm in too deep.
570
00:54:28,712 --> 00:54:30,308
Show yourself.
571
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,586
Show me, motherfucker.
572
00:54:43,377 --> 00:54:44,656
What the fuck!
573
00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:51,329
Shit!
574
00:55:57,863 --> 00:55:58,940
No you don't!
575
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,538
No you don't!
576
00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:03,897
You're not gonna get
away from me this time!
577
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:13,685
Oh damn!
578
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,678
Oh damn!
579
00:56:24,876 --> 00:56:26,991
That son of a bitch!
580
00:56:26,993 --> 00:56:27,833
Oh my God!
581
00:56:34,386 --> 00:56:35,583
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
582
00:56:35,585 --> 00:56:37,143
I'm gonna fucking!
583
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:58,122
Oh my God!
584
00:57:03,317 --> 00:57:04,916
You son of a bitch!
585
00:57:08,112 --> 00:57:08,951
Shit!
586
00:57:11,749 --> 00:57:13,107
It's dug up again!
587
00:57:34,846 --> 00:57:35,924
You're alive!
588
00:57:36,843 --> 00:57:37,843
You're alive!
589
00:57:38,802 --> 00:57:39,801
You're alive!
590
00:57:41,679 --> 00:57:43,755
Stop fucking with me!
591
00:57:43,757 --> 00:57:45,673
Open your eyes!
592
00:57:45,675 --> 00:57:47,391
Open your eyes!
593
00:57:47,393 --> 00:57:49,629
Open your fucking eyes!
594
00:57:49,631 --> 00:57:50,510
Look at me!
595
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:53,187
Open your eyes!
596
00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:57,741
Say it!
597
00:57:57,743 --> 00:57:58,582
I'm alive!
598
00:57:59,221 --> 00:58:00,538
Say it!
599
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:01,579
You're alive!
600
00:58:02,418 --> 00:58:03,257
Say it!
601
00:58:04,336 --> 00:58:05,175
Stop it!
602
00:58:05,974 --> 00:58:07,693
Stop fucking with me!
603
00:58:08,692 --> 00:58:09,491
Stop it!
604
00:58:11,449 --> 00:58:13,527
Stop that fucking with me!
605
00:58:14,446 --> 00:58:15,285
Stop!
606
00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:18,043
Stop fucking with me!
607
00:58:19,361 --> 00:58:20,200
Stop it!
608
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:22,238
Stop
609
00:58:24,476 --> 00:58:25,675
fucking with me!
610
00:58:42,897 --> 00:58:43,736
Shit!
611
00:58:49,691 --> 00:58:50,530
Shit!
612
00:59:10,949 --> 00:59:11,788
Shit!
613
00:59:23,257 --> 00:59:24,694
Shit!
614
00:59:24,696 --> 00:59:25,495
Shit!
615
00:59:52,228 --> 00:59:53,705
Hey Dad, it's
Jessica.
616
00:59:53,707 --> 00:59:54,784
I just wanted to let you know
617
00:59:54,786 --> 00:59:57,021
Zack is going to be there before
me,
618
00:59:57,023 --> 00:59:57,820
so don't be surprised.
619
00:59:57,822 --> 00:59:59,778
David, where the hell are
you?
620
01:00:11,409 --> 01:00:13,207
I just saw, you!
621
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,285
I know I'm not crazy!
622
01:00:17,203 --> 01:00:19,681
I know I'm not fucking crazy!
623
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,797
You stop!
624
01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:33,824
Don't you get in that hole!
625
01:00:33,826 --> 01:00:37,103
Don't you dare get in that
fucking hole!
626
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:41,497
You fucking motherfucker!
627
01:00:41,499 --> 01:00:42,856
You pussy!
628
01:00:42,858 --> 01:00:44,016
I got you now!
629
01:00:48,692 --> 01:00:49,608
I saw you!
630
01:00:49,610 --> 01:00:50,927
I fucking saw you!
631
01:00:50,929 --> 01:00:53,684
I know you are fucking alive!
632
01:00:53,686 --> 01:00:55,323
You're alive you motherfucker!
633
01:00:55,325 --> 01:00:56,441
I know you're fucking alive!
634
01:00:56,443 --> 01:00:57,721
I know you're alive!
635
01:00:57,723 --> 01:00:59,319
You son of a bitch!
636
01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:00,158
You're alive!
637
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,637
You're not fucking dead!
638
01:01:01,639 --> 01:01:03,155
Get up! Get up!
639
01:01:03,157 --> 01:01:04,274
I saw you!
640
01:01:04,276 --> 01:01:05,353
I fucking saw you!
641
01:01:05,355 --> 01:01:06,194
Get up!
642
01:01:07,033 --> 01:01:08,110
I'm not crazy!
643
01:01:08,112 --> 01:01:09,748
I'm not crazy!
644
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,747
You're so full of shit,
I'm gonna prove it!
645
01:01:11,749 --> 01:01:15,265
I know, I'm gonna fucking prove
this shit!
646
01:01:49,351 --> 01:01:54,146
Motherfucker!
647
01:02:36,663 --> 01:02:38,220
David, I'm-
648
01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:39,061
Oh my God.
649
01:02:40,499 --> 01:02:41,976
What's that smell?
650
01:02:41,978 --> 01:02:43,736
I mean, what is going on with
you?
651
01:02:44,615 --> 01:02:45,932
Is that blood?
652
01:02:45,934 --> 01:02:46,971
Look at you!
653
01:02:46,973 --> 01:02:50,048
You come into the office
stinking, covered in blood!
654
01:02:50,050 --> 01:02:52,086
I told you Wednesday that
if you needed to take some
655
01:02:52,088 --> 01:02:53,684
personal time, I'd give it to
you.
656
01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,242
I don't need personal time!
657
01:02:56,244 --> 01:03:00,158
Do I look like I need
personal time, Mr. Wu?
658
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,476
Stand down, David.
659
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:05,273
You know, I have worked
at this company for years!
660
01:03:05,275 --> 01:03:06,751
Everything's under control.
661
01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:08,030
It's always been under control!
662
01:03:08,032 --> 01:03:09,109
Can't you see that?
663
01:03:09,111 --> 01:03:11,747
Everything is fine.
664
01:03:11,749 --> 01:03:13,785
You need to take the
rest of the day off.
665
01:03:13,787 --> 01:03:14,783
Go home, David.
666
01:03:14,785 --> 01:03:16,701
Take a shower, get some rest!
667
01:03:16,703 --> 01:03:17,542
What?
668
01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:19,059
What about my project?
669
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:20,577
Who the fuck's gonna do that?
670
01:03:20,579 --> 01:03:21,736
We already transferred all of
your
671
01:03:21,738 --> 01:03:23,414
coding over to Peterson.
672
01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:25,852
You'll get partial credit
when the update releases.
673
01:03:25,854 --> 01:03:26,931
Jesus Christ, David.
674
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:28,250
Did you put a cat in the
blender?
675
01:03:28,252 --> 01:03:29,169
Shut up Peterson!
676
01:03:29,171 --> 01:03:30,847
You can't give the project to
this guy!
677
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:32,285
He has no idea what he's doing!
678
01:03:32,287 --> 01:03:33,125
I did.
679
01:03:33,127 --> 01:03:33,964
It's done.
680
01:03:33,966 --> 01:03:34,963
Go home.
681
01:03:34,965 --> 01:03:35,964
We'll see you Monday.
682
01:03:37,043 --> 01:03:38,639
Fuck
683
01:03:38,641 --> 01:03:39,441
you.
684
01:03:41,278 --> 01:03:42,398
Pack your shit, David.
685
01:03:44,436 --> 01:03:45,793
What?
686
01:03:45,795 --> 01:03:48,030
You'll get your severance
package in the mail.
687
01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:49,269
Goodbye.
688
01:03:49,271 --> 01:03:50,068
Listen, you can't fire me.
689
01:03:50,070 --> 01:03:52,226
I've worked here longer than
anybody.
690
01:03:52,228 --> 01:03:53,825
Do you know how long I've worked
here?
691
01:03:53,827 --> 01:03:56,104
Not as long as me, go home.
692
01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:01,457
Whitney, security.
693
01:04:01,459 --> 01:04:02,655
No, no Whitney!
694
01:04:02,657 --> 01:04:04,376
You think I'm not just gonna
leave?
695
01:04:05,455 --> 01:04:06,811
Shit.
696
01:04:06,813 --> 01:04:08,529
Stand back, David.
697
01:04:08,531 --> 01:04:09,610
Well, you know what?
698
01:04:12,168 --> 01:04:14,006
I don't need this job.
699
01:04:23,197 --> 01:04:24,955
I don't need this job!
700
01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:27,391
I don't
701
01:04:27,393 --> 01:04:30,348
need this job!
702
01:04:30,350 --> 01:04:33,424
I don't need this fucking job!
703
01:05:25,535 --> 01:05:27,852
I'm never fucking working on an
app again!
704
01:05:28,931 --> 01:05:30,727
Just calm down.
705
01:05:35,485 --> 01:05:38,000
You have the money at home.
706
01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:40,520
You got three million dollars.
707
01:05:44,635 --> 01:05:46,433
Three million dollars!
708
01:05:56,783 --> 01:05:59,021
No one's ever gonna find out.
709
01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:04,216
What's...
710
01:06:04,975 --> 01:06:06,733
What the fuck is this?
711
01:06:16,963 --> 01:06:17,802
Hey Allen!
712
01:06:19,081 --> 01:06:20,198
Allen!
713
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,039
What's up!
714
01:06:23,236 --> 01:06:25,432
You stay away from me!
715
01:06:25,434 --> 01:06:26,713
Hey, no, Allen!
716
01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:28,590
What is this?
717
01:06:28,592 --> 01:06:29,669
That's nothing!
718
01:06:29,671 --> 01:06:30,787
That's nothing!
719
01:06:30,789 --> 01:06:32,546
You stay away from me!
720
01:06:32,548 --> 01:06:34,503
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
721
01:06:34,505 --> 01:06:35,423
You don't need to do that!
722
01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:36,943
No, stay away from me!
723
01:06:37,662 --> 01:06:39,099
- I'm calling 911!
- No, no, no!
724
01:06:39,101 --> 01:06:40,377
No, you don't need to
call 'em!
725
01:06:40,379 --> 01:06:41,297
Stay away!
726
01:06:41,299 --> 01:06:42,975
- You don't need to call 'em!
- Stay away!
727
01:06:45,294 --> 01:06:46,251
No!
728
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:47,653
No, no, no stop!
729
01:06:48,651 --> 01:06:50,487
Stop, stop, please!
730
01:06:50,489 --> 01:06:51,526
Please stop!
731
01:07:12,188 --> 01:07:13,346
Oh my God.
732
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:19,340
Oh shit.
733
01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:38,721
Hey man.
734
01:09:40,719 --> 01:09:42,275
Howdy.
735
01:09:42,277 --> 01:09:44,476
Did you figure out how
to spend that money yet?
736
01:09:45,554 --> 01:09:46,353
Not yet.
737
01:09:47,952 --> 01:09:50,468
Yeah, maybe a trip to Aruba.
738
01:09:50,470 --> 01:09:51,268
Huh?
739
01:09:53,467 --> 01:09:55,824
I don't even know where Aruba
is.
740
01:09:57,303 --> 01:09:58,739
That's okay.
741
01:09:58,741 --> 01:10:00,379
Maybe you'll got a second house.
742
01:10:01,019 --> 01:10:02,458
Possibly a rental property?
743
01:10:03,417 --> 01:10:04,256
Maybe.
744
01:10:05,694 --> 01:10:08,291
You know Allen was trying
to take your money, right?
745
01:10:13,966 --> 01:10:14,805
Sure.
746
01:10:16,244 --> 01:10:17,242
Think about it.
747
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:20,838
You're right.
748
01:10:22,757 --> 01:10:23,716
When am I wrong?
749
01:10:29,710 --> 01:10:31,748
You're spooking yourself again,
David.
750
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,377
Where is he?
751
01:10:40,379 --> 01:10:41,698
It's almost half-time.
752
01:11:46,034 --> 01:11:47,670
What the fuck?
753
01:11:52,387 --> 01:11:56,703
I'm gonna knock those fucking
eyes out of your head!
754
01:12:40,539 --> 01:12:41,338
David!
755
01:12:43,296 --> 01:12:47,130
David!
756
01:12:47,132 --> 01:12:47,972
Whoa!
757
01:12:52,007 --> 01:12:53,004
David, what are you doing!
758
01:12:53,006 --> 01:12:54,483
It's me, Mark!
759
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,597
Will you knock it off!
760
01:13:00,599 --> 01:13:02,036
What the fuck!
761
01:13:02,038 --> 01:13:03,394
I know you're
here to take my money!
762
01:13:03,396 --> 01:13:04,196
I know it!
763
01:13:05,194 --> 01:13:06,273
What money!
764
01:13:09,310 --> 01:13:10,907
Why are you here!
765
01:13:10,909 --> 01:13:13,024
I called you, you
wouldn't answer your phone!
766
01:13:13,026 --> 01:13:14,904
I was wondering what...
767
01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:19,218
What the fuck!
768
01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:21,656
David!
769
01:15:01,358 --> 01:15:05,033
Fuck it, I have this fucking
money.
770
01:15:05,035 --> 01:15:06,833
Everybody gotta, shit.
771
01:16:44,175 --> 01:16:45,054
Okay, okay.
772
01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:52,327
It goes red, black, red,
black, those are the rules.
773
01:16:54,325 --> 01:16:56,562
No matter what, you can't
just change the rules.
774
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,397
No, no, no that is how it works.
775
01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:01,877
It's exactly how it works.
776
01:17:03,116 --> 01:17:03,954
Well you know what?
777
01:17:03,956 --> 01:17:05,033
Fuck your mom.
778
01:17:05,035 --> 01:17:06,833
Nobody's coming for you
tonight, don't worry about it.
779
01:17:10,588 --> 01:17:11,787
Everything's under control.
780
01:17:13,186 --> 01:17:15,503
Everything's under control.
781
01:17:35,964 --> 01:17:36,882
Just king me.
782
01:17:37,801 --> 01:17:38,640
King me.
783
01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:50,187
This is where he runs out.
784
01:17:50,189 --> 01:17:50,866
Rico.
785
01:17:50,868 --> 01:17:52,824
My favorite, favorite part.
786
01:17:52,826 --> 01:17:54,423
Don't miss this.
787
01:17:54,425 --> 01:17:55,821
Oh yeah, that's Steven Adler
788
01:17:55,823 --> 01:17:57,140
from Guns and Roses right there.
789
01:17:57,142 --> 01:17:59,258
Hey, get that
out of your mouth, Rico.
790
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:01,176
He just gave a blowjob for
some coke.
791
01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:06,293
Oh, there comes Jeffrey Dahmer.
792
01:18:07,292 --> 01:18:10,406
'Cause you're
very special to me, Rico.
793
01:18:10,408 --> 01:18:12,605
You always have been.
794
01:18:12,607 --> 01:18:15,884
Now, I need you to do something
for me.
795
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:17,841
Okay Rico?
796
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,196
Hi Mr. Van Owen, I'm Zack
Kennedy.
797
01:19:01,198 --> 01:19:02,075
I'm Jess's boyfriend.
798
01:19:02,077 --> 01:19:02,954
Actually, Jess-
799
01:19:52,027 --> 01:19:53,186
I know who you are!
800
01:19:55,423 --> 01:19:56,902
You're here to take my money!
801
01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:29,430
Hey, Jess.
802
01:20:33,266 --> 01:20:34,223
Is everything okay?
803
01:20:34,225 --> 01:20:37,220
You look a little tired,
like you haven't eaten.
804
01:20:37,222 --> 01:20:39,419
Ah, I'm fine.
805
01:20:40,738 --> 01:20:41,658
Is Zack here?
806
01:20:42,816 --> 01:20:44,212
Zack?
807
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,172
My boyfriend.
808
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,610
He was supposed to stop by.
809
01:20:46,612 --> 01:20:48,848
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the
sandwich guy.
810
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:50,527
Yeah, yeah, he's here.
811
01:20:50,529 --> 01:20:52,045
He came in, he didn't
even introduce himself.
812
01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:53,725
He just made himself at home.
813
01:20:54,764 --> 01:20:56,600
- Really?
- Yeah.
814
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:58,319
That doesn't
really sound like Zack.
815
01:20:58,321 --> 01:21:00,439
It's crazy, he's
downstairs in the basement.
816
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:02,155
The basement?
817
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:03,434
Yeah, come on, let me show
you.
818
01:21:03,436 --> 01:21:05,074
He's in the basement, right
here.
819
01:21:06,272 --> 01:21:09,588
It's down here, remember
the closet within a closet?
820
01:21:09,590 --> 01:21:10,267
Yeah.
821
01:21:10,269 --> 01:21:11,945
It leads to a creepy basement.
822
01:21:11,947 --> 01:21:13,905
Why would Zack be in a creepy
basement?
823
01:21:17,981 --> 01:21:19,579
Go ahead.
824
01:21:23,376 --> 01:21:27,889
I'm fine.
825
01:21:27,891 --> 01:21:30,007
Go, go go.
826
01:21:30,009 --> 01:21:31,805
Wait a minute.
827
01:21:31,807 --> 01:21:33,684
He's right down here.
828
01:21:33,686 --> 01:21:35,681
Come on, come on, come on.
829
01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:37,679
Right over there.
830
01:21:37,681 --> 01:21:39,357
No, no, no, it's good, it's
good.
831
01:21:39,359 --> 01:21:41,835
It's great, it's great.
832
01:21:52,227 --> 01:21:53,346
What is this?
833
01:21:59,220 --> 01:22:00,616
Dad?
834
01:22:51,727 --> 01:22:53,524
Why are you doing this?
835
01:22:53,526 --> 01:22:54,804
I know why you're here.
836
01:22:58,321 --> 01:22:59,160
What?
837
01:23:00,918 --> 01:23:03,116
I know you're here to take my
money.
838
01:23:05,274 --> 01:23:06,113
What?
839
01:23:07,111 --> 01:23:07,951
What money?
840
01:23:08,870 --> 01:23:10,828
I know you're here to take
what I found.
841
01:23:11,707 --> 01:23:13,583
I don't know what you're
talking about.
842
01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:14,422
Let me go!
843
01:23:14,424 --> 01:23:15,743
Please, let me go!
844
01:23:18,780 --> 01:23:20,259
Oh my God, Jesus!
845
01:23:21,218 --> 01:23:23,374
Dad, you have to untie him!
846
01:23:23,376 --> 01:23:24,372
He's going to die!
847
01:23:24,374 --> 01:23:28,009
You're gonna tell me
when the others will come!
848
01:23:28,011 --> 01:23:29,727
What others?
849
01:23:29,729 --> 01:23:30,966
Just tell me!
850
01:23:30,968 --> 01:23:32,085
This is not you!
851
01:23:32,087 --> 01:23:33,044
This is not you!
852
01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:34,165
Please, please!
853
01:23:35,004 --> 01:23:37,799
Dad, I'm your daughter, I'm
Jessica!
854
01:23:37,801 --> 01:23:39,517
I don't know about your money!
855
01:23:39,519 --> 01:23:41,835
I just came to see you!
856
01:23:41,837 --> 01:23:43,636
I just came to see you!
857
01:23:48,031 --> 01:23:49,869
I'm your daughter, Dad!
858
01:23:58,101 --> 01:23:58,940
Jessica.
859
01:24:00,179 --> 01:24:01,817
Oh my God, Jessica.
860
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:07,132
I am so sorry.
861
01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:13,845
I am.
862
01:24:15,563 --> 01:24:17,121
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
863
01:24:21,717 --> 01:24:22,796
I know how to fix this.
864
01:24:23,795 --> 01:24:26,470
I know how to fix this.
865
01:24:26,472 --> 01:24:27,469
I know how to fix this.
866
01:24:27,471 --> 01:24:30,466
I'll fix it, okay.
867
01:24:30,468 --> 01:24:32,384
Are you gonna unchain me?
868
01:24:32,386 --> 01:24:34,063
No, no, no, just hold on.
869
01:24:34,065 --> 01:24:35,381
No, wait, wait, wait!
870
01:24:35,383 --> 01:24:36,342
Dad, please!
871
01:24:37,501 --> 01:24:39,819
Please Dad, please help me!
872
01:24:41,138 --> 01:24:43,295
Please, Dad, don't leave me!
873
01:24:48,890 --> 01:24:51,725
The best thing that you're
gonna have in this whole life,
874
01:24:51,727 --> 01:24:53,524
is gonna be yourself.
875
01:24:56,442 --> 01:25:00,918
It's gonna be you and everything
that you're able to do
876
01:25:02,196 --> 01:25:03,315
for other people.
877
01:25:05,993 --> 01:25:07,791
Don't leave me here!
878
01:25:13,705 --> 01:25:15,743
And if you do something like
that,
879
01:25:17,861 --> 01:25:19,577
every single day,
880
01:25:23,496 --> 01:25:25,853
you're gonna have a magical
life.
881
01:25:42,955 --> 01:25:45,152
Because every single person that
you meet.
882
01:25:45,154 --> 01:25:47,391
Please, please, no, no, no!
883
01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:49,869
Well, they're gonna
understand,
884
01:25:51,827 --> 01:25:53,186
you're the person to go to.
885
01:25:54,464 --> 01:25:56,580
You're the one with the good
ideas.
886
01:25:56,582 --> 01:25:58,499
Somebody help me,
please!
887
01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,017
You're the one who's a plus
888
01:26:00,019 --> 01:26:02,016
in a whole world of negatives.
889
01:26:08,091 --> 01:26:10,369
So every day you guys
get up and go out there,
890
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,598
I want you to be a plus.
891
01:26:22,036 --> 01:26:23,515
Be somebody that goes
892
01:26:24,594 --> 01:26:25,593
into every room,
893
01:26:26,672 --> 01:26:27,591
every door
894
01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:31,468
every situation,
895
01:26:33,785 --> 01:26:34,944
with a smile
896
01:26:36,502 --> 01:26:37,381
and a plus.
897
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,778
Somebody help me!
898
01:28:53,565 --> 01:28:58,360
Please!
899
01:29:00,119 --> 01:29:00,958
Please!
900
01:29:04,874 --> 01:29:05,673
Help me!
901
01:30:26,835 --> 01:30:31,835
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