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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎战争童胞们

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‎我们公司没胆的敌人
‎趁我们防御松懈时来犯

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‎不够光明磊落

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‎但宝贝公司准备用宝宝的方式反击…
‎萌翻敌人

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‎匍匐前进 吸大拇指

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‎要打胜仗一定要有补给
‎所以继续捐赠办公室用品

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‎你们的牺牲很痛苦
‎但每个宝宝都必须出力

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‎嗨 你们看到我正在
‎对宝贝公司的营运预算

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‎做沉痛但必要的删减

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‎记住 多省一块钱就离胜利更近一步

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‎为了宝贝公司

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‎同胞们 这都是为了抗战

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‎我们不曾同时遭遇过三面来敌

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‎我们全体必须准备好做出牺牲

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‎-老板说得对
‎-谢谢你 奇普

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‎我现在换尿布时都不用宝宝湿巾了

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‎你们也应该跟进

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‎大家安静

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‎大家不要激动或觉得不卫生

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‎这是一份简单的成本效益分析

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‎你们都拿到了公司预算的副本

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‎我们就逐行来看这份预算

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‎保持冷静理性

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‎宝贝公司社区剧场？

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‎天啊 好花钱 应该删 对吧？

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‎反对 可以的话

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‎我在舞台上学到的技能
‎可以直接运用在工作上

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‎比如说？

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‎我表面上对某事很冷静
‎其实内心非常愤怒

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‎你们看 我现在就在运用
‎严肃的剧场演技

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‎很抱歉 韩德夏

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‎也许你应该删企业内部躲避球的预算

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‎-看看那些花费
‎-不行

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‎躲避球可以训练重要技能 比如…

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‎丢东西还有不被东西丢到

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‎我们打赢比赛还可以吃冰淇淋

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‎很抱歉 朋友

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‎等一下

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‎轰轰计划？花这么多钱

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‎有谁知道这个？

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‎应该删掉这个 保留躲避球

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‎我同意这个人的看法

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‎那我删掉轰轰计划 没有人有意见？

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‎太好了

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‎着手去办

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‎终于

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‎“感谢你为公司效力…
‎轰轰计划取消”？

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‎什么？不

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‎什么？拜托

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‎你在说笑吧？朋友

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‎我知道距离上一次任务有一段时间了
‎但…

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‎是有一段时间了
‎你都忘记我能为公司贡献什么了

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‎好 应该提醒你
‎轰轰计划到底是怎么回事

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‎我有一个一直没放弃的大计划
‎就像这样

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‎金德舒吉利孩…

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‎市面上最棒的德国工艺产品

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‎但真如他们宣称的那么安全吗？

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‎轰

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‎罗斯福 有人倒下 开始工作

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‎好

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‎这顿午餐刚才由八号频道买单了

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‎你知道怎么找到我

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‎怎么回事？谁攻击我们？

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‎等一下 正在查

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‎…制造商宣称

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‎“专为宝宝设计的最安全座椅＂

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‎但金德舒吉利孩对宝宝安全吗？

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‎收回那些难听的话

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‎我们不排除问题出在桌子

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‎但如果是椅子 那座椅就得召回

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‎不能夺走我们的金德舒吉利孩

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‎不然宝宝到餐厅吃饭要坐在哪里？

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‎家长的腿上？

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‎我们算什么？餐巾？

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‎父母的焦虑爆表了 板板

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‎这是有人取消躲避球以来
‎最可怕的状况

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‎-现在一定要提这个吗？
‎-我不想谈这个

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‎这不是意外

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‎我们的敌人当中
‎有谁能一出手就击倒宝宝的爱？

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‎-我需要可用的情报
‎-老板？

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‎我想我们有一个目击者了

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‎对 我是穿西装的宝宝

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‎是很好笑 得了 你认识我的

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‎也许他不再认识了

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‎他退休当一般宝宝很久了

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‎谁知道他对宝贝公司还记得什么

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‎也许我们不应该再烦他了

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‎聊聊而已

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‎嗨 小王子

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‎可以告诉我今天在餐厅
‎发生了什么事吗？

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‎对 宝宝摔倒 结果哭哭

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‎是哪个坏蛋让宝宝哭哭？

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‎我们知道宝宝摔倒哭哭
‎当时吃饭饭的地方还有谁？

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‎汪汪？咩咩？外顾宝？

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‎我懂 他们不准你说

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‎他们威胁你吗？

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‎我保证不管他们威胁要对你怎么样…

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‎我绝对加倍

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‎不 太吓人了

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‎收敛一点

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‎老板？

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‎“轰轰计划永远好死党

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‎别想取消”？

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‎韩德夏 到公司档案室

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‎把超巨胖对轰轰计划的记录
‎全部调出来

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‎我一到办公室就要听详细报告

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‎“轰轰宝贝：生而轰轰”

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‎自从你砍掉宝贝公司社区剧场的预算

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‎我们就没有地方展现我们的才华

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‎躲避球也是

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‎我不想谈这个

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‎其实给我重点资料夹就好了

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‎表演时不准说话

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‎嗨 我是轰轰宝宝 我有一个特殊才能

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‎糟糕

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‎我从楼梯跌下来了

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‎但我不会有事 因为我的特殊才能

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‎就是超级忍痛

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‎我是超巨胖宝贝总裁

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‎我懂得如何利用你的特殊才能

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‎我称之为“轰轰计划”

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‎我是流逝的时间

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‎我要滑下这个溜滑梯

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‎好烫

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‎我是一个家长

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‎我们在这溜滑梯上加遮阳伞
‎防止屁股烫伤吧

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‎这台三轮车摇摇晃晃的

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‎我们拿回去退钱

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‎我也是家长

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‎这是仙人掌

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‎好痛 是谁把仙人掌放在这里？

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‎我是太空马戏团的驯火山总统

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‎我不记得我的台词或我扮演谁

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‎但我知道我应该把这仙人掌移开

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‎你确定是这样吗？

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‎这全是出自超巨胖以前的语音备忘录

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‎那家伙真的很喜欢自言自语

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‎他说了大概有五小时都是那首歌

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‎《哈哈 你被开除了》的歌词

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‎嘻嘻哈哈 你被…不 我可以战胜

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‎用一个不容易受伤的宝宝

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‎让他暴露宝宝产品所有的危险瑕疵

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‎这主意其实不错

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‎就连欧洲破钟一天都会准一次

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‎但谁叫轰轰宝贝去坐高脚椅？

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‎没有谁

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‎我是即兴表演 但…

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‎我是轰轰宝贝

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‎超巨胖被开除后
‎宝贝公司就没找过我

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‎我被大家遗忘了

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‎等等 这是什么信？

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‎轰轰计划取消了？

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‎有我在就不行

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‎也许我应该进行
‎我自己的宝宝防护计划

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‎他叛变了

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‎我们得尽快阻止他

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‎我要亲自见他

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‎谁传一个讯息给轰轰

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‎没有他的踪影 老板

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‎他可能在密谋袭击

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‎万一事情一发不可收拾
‎我们需要一个紧急暗号

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‎一个大家都能记得的

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‎我记得躲避球 我不想谈这个

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‎“天啊 没想到会这么顺利”
‎怎么样？

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‎知道了 老板

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‎快 大块头 帮我侦查环境

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‎好 你会躲在哪里？

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‎我的背需要这个

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‎轰轰宝贝？

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‎你是对的 我不是来联络感情的
‎我们谈正事吧

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‎所以我不被取消了？

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‎这就是你的目的？

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‎你刚才摧毁了全世界最安全的高脚椅

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‎你并没有赢得宝贝公司的支持

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‎椅子做那样太高了

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‎那叫高脚椅

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‎听着 你之前的付出受到肯定
‎但可以下台一鞠躬了

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‎宝贝公司正在战争状态
‎别再让我们分心

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‎老实说 我们研发部就有假人
‎可以做测试工作

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‎不会闹得那么难看

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‎你不能取消我的计划 办公室小子

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‎我要和总裁谈

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‎超巨胖是我的朋友 他会跟我谈

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‎当然了

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‎轰轰宝贝 你的误会大了

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‎你在外勤那么久 你都不知道

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‎我就是总裁 宝贝老板

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‎是的 我有权取消轰轰计划

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‎但我们会帮你在公司找别的职位…

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‎-你要去哪里？
‎-我就知道你不是宝贝公司的人

203
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,786
‎握手？狗狗才握手

204
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,371
‎你为它们工作？

205
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,332
‎狗狗公司要砍掉我的工作？

206
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,292
‎宝贝公司就剩我一个人了？

207
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,045
‎天啊 没想到会这么顺利

208
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,715
‎你给我回宝贝公司

209
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,177
‎给我放进去

210
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,220
‎吸住

211
00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,224
‎想得美 我已经习惯吐掉

212
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,809
‎宝宝不应该吃的东西了

213
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,605
‎你以为假冒宝贝公司的人
‎就能阻止我让宝宝在这世界更安全？

214
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:51,067
‎你只是逼迫我更进一步

215
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,698
‎轰轰 拜托听我说

216
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,033
‎很可不容易

217
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:02,119
‎这地方就要吵成一团了

218
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,208
‎你觉得他们这样比较安全？

219
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:10,544
‎会的 现在我要引起他们注意了

220
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,796
‎宝贝

221
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,217
‎不

222
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,225
‎他很厉害

223
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,518
‎真糟糕

224
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,355
‎这个曾是妈咪们
‎放松读爱情小说的安全港湾

225
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:34,026
‎变成小孩受伤的温床 如今要关闭了

226
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,780
‎又一个父母的安全堡垒关闭了

227
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,240
‎轰轰宝贝到底要什么？

228
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,493
‎一个父母把宝宝
‎24小时绑在身边的世界？

229
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,453
‎可能吧

230
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,330
‎如果轰轰宝贝让父母像这样紧张下去

231
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,959
‎我们就不用皮皮批批田田、外顾宝
‎或狗狗公司对我们的战争了

232
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,002
‎我们再没有宝宝的爱可以往下掉了

233
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,923
‎我们必须阻止他
‎就像老板不让我们玩躲避球那样

234
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,633
‎你对躲避球真的很执着…

235
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:01,303
‎-我说了我不想谈这个
‎-金宝 如果连你都不跟我谈…

236
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,640
‎我知道轰轰宝愿意跟谁谈了

237
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:09,103
‎但我们要怎么让
‎超巨胖没头衔退休宝贝配合？

238
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,730
‎我会处理 你们去找出轰轰宝贝在哪

239
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,899
‎还有派人去找我的哥哥

240
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,782
‎我好喜欢玩
‎“想象恐龙的手比腿粗大”

241
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,786
‎应该把这变成游戏节目
‎我们会出名、发大财

242
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,665
‎我可以接受发大财
‎但出名可能要考虑一下

243
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,877
‎那次我们俩上电视新闻
‎我爸就担心死了

244
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,670
‎政府会监视所有的频道

245
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:38,007
‎连电视学校都叫不出的
‎非正式频道也会看

246
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,844
‎邓普顿 家里只有颗粒的吗？

247
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,761
‎什么颗粒？

248
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,388
‎还在安排场地

249
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,640
‎-超巨胖是左撇子还是…
‎-右手的

250
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,934
‎-对 什么颗粒？
‎-听快一点

251
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,394
‎-没问题 老板
‎-遵命

252
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,063
‎什么听快一点？可以等我一下吗？

253
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,107
‎当然不行 这件事一定要你

254
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,067
‎这是我能找到最酷的眼镜了

255
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,945
‎-无颗粒
‎-我们知道 你是很酷的宝宝

256
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,363
‎不 我需要无颗粒的

257
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,740
‎我们在监视轰轰

258
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,410
‎赶快到镇广场
‎带着吸管和无颗粒花生酱

259
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,703
‎我要走了

260
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,706
‎不玩“想象恐龙的手比腿粗大”了？

261
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:14,001
‎-你一个玩
‎-但一个人玩不起来

262
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,255
‎等等 一个人也能玩

263
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:23,052
‎这些人到处走动
‎好像他们的宝宝都很安全

264
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,305
‎不知道每个角落都很锋利
‎每个发亮的铜板都能吞下肚

265
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,598
‎我们就来证明 老大

266
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,643
‎过了今天
‎轰轰计划是否取消就不重要了

267
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,937
‎今天安全宝贝就会一飞…

268
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:33,854
‎嗨？

269
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,858
‎是我 很高兴看到…你

270
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,653
‎超巨胖宝贝总裁

271
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,364
‎我真的觉得不应该把他牵扯进来

272
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,615
‎不会有危险的

273
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,742
‎轰轰宝贝很崇拜超巨胖

274
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,453
‎那就是为什么只有超巨胖才能开除他

275
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,749
‎我就知道只要我继续执行
‎你交代的任务 你就会出现

276
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,626
‎非常好 很高兴见到你

277
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,295
‎好久不见 我喜欢巧克力布丁

278
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,463
‎怎么回事？

279
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,884
‎糟糕 我们弄错超巨胖的
‎语音日记片段的标签了

280
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,177
‎我们可以搞定 简单

281
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,763
‎超简单 我用屁屁就能搞定

282
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,600
‎秘密 好棒 干得好

283
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,310
‎暗号

284
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,230
‎我懂 我也喜欢布丁

285
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,568
‎-我没给他设置握手功能
‎-举高

286
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,320
‎-没关系 你看
‎-不用了 我是忙碌的重要人物

287
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,030
‎这样很不专业

288
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:29,201
‎很好 只有你知道狗狗才握手

289
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,954
‎我的狗会汪汪叫 握手成交

290
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,831
‎我不吃这一套

291
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,833
‎可不是嘛 不过要小心

292
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,211
‎有一群人假冒宝贝公司的人
‎企图取消我的任务

293
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,921
‎假的 宝贝公司？

294
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,340
‎少装了 我说 我阻止他们了

295
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,842
‎你阻止他们了？

296
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,385
‎所以我们没事了？

297
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,638
‎好棒 因为我正准备在这里…

298
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,724
‎先生？

299
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,642
‎他开始自言自语了

300
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,978
‎别让他的嘴巴闲下来 花生酱伺候

301
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,146
‎知道了

302
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,990
‎摇他的椅子 让他点头

303
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,286
‎我喜欢一起聊聊往事 爱你 大块头

304
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,748
‎我知道了 对 我听说了

305
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,708
‎你总是很愿意倾听

306
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,210
‎进入第二阶段 委婉开除他

307
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,088
‎进入温和友善模式

308
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,965
‎好消息 你表现很好

309
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,967
‎我就知道你会支持我的工作

310
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,720
‎坏消息 哈哈哈 你被开除了

311
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,848
‎开玩笑的 老朋友

312
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,475
‎快点 我们开始吧

313
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,143
‎没说笑

314
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,313
‎也许他…

315
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,692
‎你被开除了 对 就是那样

316
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,695
‎帮我计分 超巨胖宝贝总裁

317
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,864
‎天啊 所以…

318
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,366
‎这是真的了？

319
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,451
‎对 大权在握

320
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,079
‎一些奢华的充气玩具 晚安安

321
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,872
‎-你是老板
‎-正是

322
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,751
‎看样子这是最后一次任务了

323
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,712
‎不 什么？他被开除了 告诉他…

324
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,507
‎轰轰计划绝不会让外面有那么多危险

325
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,677
‎那就是为了解救…外面

326
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,470
‎我们要让这些妈妈和爸爸知道

327
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,348
‎让他们的宝宝在外面有多么不安全

328
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:18,686
‎我已经在镇广场布置好
‎户外每天都会有的危险

329
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,521
‎我每个都要来一下

330
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,314
‎我会死命哭

331
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,274
‎家长都会被吓到

332
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,443
‎等爽身粉尘埃落定

333
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,904
‎大家就会用泡泡纸把宝宝裹起来

334
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,907
‎不让他们离开家一步

335
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,535
‎我在门把上发现了这个

336
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,453
‎-好棒
‎-太好了

337
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,038
‎我们的客人来了

338
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:41,291
‎你们来看轰轰计划的安全示范吗？

339
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,252
‎-当然了 我们重视安全
‎-对

340
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,921
‎立刻让轰轰中止这个任务

341
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,715
‎蒂姆 再祭出花生酱

342
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,927
‎-三胞胎？
‎-待命 兄弟们

343
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,473
‎好吃的东西跟飞艇一样容易被嘲笑

344
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,808
‎超巨胖？

345
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,185
‎我们被攻击了 趴下

346
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,730
‎继续攻击他

347
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,650
‎掉进错误目标区

348
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,742
‎花生酱？

349
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,290
‎-什么？
‎-希梦思 让他离开

350
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,083
‎推进器全部马力向左转

351
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,426
‎他们对你做了什么？

352
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,677
‎冷静 轰轰

353
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,512
‎超巨胖不会希望这样的

354
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,891
‎你以为你这种冒牌货
‎会比我了解超巨胖？

355
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,019
‎我们有一样的刺青
‎他总是忙到没空秀给我看

356
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,687
‎他不是你认识的那样了

357
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,023
‎他现在有妈妈了 玛莎柯林克

358
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,692
‎电视新闻主播

359
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,402
‎你是名人宝宝？

360
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,196
‎那就完全不一样了

361
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,656
‎你才应该在外面发生意外

362
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,076
‎大家一定会更关注

363
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,243
‎什么？不

364
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,704
‎宝宝要玩积木？

365
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,709
‎-我都会扣在帽子上
‎-我非常重视安全

366
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,295
‎-什么？
‎-思黛奇 引开那些家长

367
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:12,591
‎我来阻止超巨胖
‎爬向那堆尖锐的十字型益智玩具

368
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,259
‎这个轰轰宝贝疯了

369
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,928
‎超巨胖 停下来

370
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,683
‎轰轰 我们谈一谈

371
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,477
‎不

372
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,694
‎超巨胖 小心

373
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,077
‎我的天 宝宝 你没事吧？

374
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,788
‎-快点 我们带你去…
‎-在这里

375
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,543
‎我们可以给你…

376
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,837
‎更多积木

377
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,806
‎拜托 现实中哪有这种危险情境？

378
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,559
‎如果宝宝闯进食物大战怎么办？

379
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,353
‎这在外面是有可能的

380
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,856
‎好痛 是椰子

381
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,649
‎把那东西关掉

382
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,318
‎真要命

383
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:18,115
‎外面一切都好不安全

384
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,742
‎为什么都没有人看？

385
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,829
‎安全宝宝是对的

386
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,958
‎我们应该记住让宝宝骑三轮车之前
‎要戴上安全帽

387
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,470
‎没有人教过你分享吗？

388
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,766
‎当然有 换你了

389
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,643
‎投球 金宝

390
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,818
‎对不起

391
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,654
‎这就是你砍掉躲避球预算的结果

392
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,323
‎一定要现在讲这个吗？

393
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,991
‎我们得拯救超巨胖

394
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,536
‎看是谁突然关心起超巨胖了

395
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,457
‎因为我很确定
‎他已经退休当快乐的一般宝宝了

396
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,667
‎你却把他丢进这场混乱

397
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,755
‎所以现在不是讲躲避球？

398
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,507
‎你做这些重大的决定

399
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,344
‎只考虑你自己

400
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,971
‎完全不想这对别人会有什么影响

401
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,390
‎你真是…好烂

402
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,105
‎你说得对

403
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,275
‎我告诉自己这是为了宝宝们好

404
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,487
‎其实我是在说老板…

405
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,656
‎也许我是真心的

406
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,700
‎可是当你真的想到你在乎的宝宝…

407
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,786
‎超巨胖 不

408
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,331
‎-不
‎-等一下

409
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,210
‎不

410
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,506
‎那是我的胖小子

411
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:02,552
‎在外面度过安全美好的一天最棒了
‎是不是 肉肉心肝？

412
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,139
‎-躲避球打得很好
‎-谢谢

413
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,018
‎说起来这表示我们赢了 所以…

414
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,730
‎-对 我会买冰淇淋给你
‎-好棒

415
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,527
‎抱歉 新老板

416
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:22,239
‎看来宝宝安全最大的威胁就是我

417
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,742
‎你在开玩笑？
‎你是我见过最重视安全的宝宝

418
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,828
‎我们可以善用你的经验

419
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,498
‎很感谢你
‎但宝宝应该知道何时该打卡下班

420
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,709
‎我准备退休了

421
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,127
‎如果那是你想要的话

422
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,170
‎只是最后帮一个忙？

423
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,800
‎这些测试假人好棒

424
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,260
‎它们可以承受多高的温度？

425
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,597
‎从晒伤到站在太阳上

426
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,974
‎它们吃什么？

427
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,018
‎它们不是真人

428
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,729
‎但我感觉它们像我的兄弟

429
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,063
‎现在就靠你们了

430
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,649
‎答应我你们会给小宝宝们
‎一个安全的世界

431
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,775
‎还不是人

432
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,403
‎他把它们拟人化感觉好奇怪

433
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,488
‎我的测试会摧毁这些东西的

434
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,116
‎好了 老板 送我上路吧

435
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,329
‎我们为你找了一个顶尖科学家的家庭

436
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,874
‎等你长大 你会利用粒子物理学
‎保护宝宝的安全

437
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,126
‎我喜欢

438
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,045
‎这是给超巨胖的

439
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,629
‎帮我跟他说再见 好吗？

440
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,092
‎老板

441
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,804
‎金宝说你恢复
‎躲避球和社区剧场的预算了？

442
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,140
‎我明白那对他们多重要了

443
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:34,394
‎我发现一个节省开支
‎可以为战争做准备的方法

444
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:39,274
‎我眼前这个难道就是躲避球…

445
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,693
‎我喜欢经典

446
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,135
‎宝贝老板

447
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,308
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