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[grunts]

2
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Hold all my calls.

3
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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

8
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

9
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

12
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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♪ Who's in charge? ♪

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♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[tense music]

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[Ted] I think he's been eating okay.

17
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Seems like he always has
a bottle formula in his mouth.

18
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Hang on, let me check.

19
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Does he have a fever?

20
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Ninety-eight point...

21
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seven?
[gasps]

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[smooches]
No, point six. We're good.

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No fever. Maybe a food allergy?

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[Ted] Does he have a rash?
Tummy tenderness?

25
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-Abnormal diaper odor?
-[sniffs]

26
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He's blinking a lot! Is it pink eye?
Red eye? Sockeye?

27
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I'm going to keep shouting ideas
until someone gives me answers!

28
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Is this all really necessary?

29
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Gigi thought he maybe wasn't growing,
but he's fine.

30
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-[giggles]
-Perfectly normal.

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Oh, thank you!

32
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Yes, we absolutely will.

33
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Dr. Kevin can squeeze us in
for a pediatric checkup this afternoon.

34
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What? Why are we involving
Dr. Kevin in this?

35
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He wants all the information
we can give him, anything unusual.

36
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Then I guess we are watching you
like mama and papa falcons,

37
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my poor, non-thriving baby bird!

38
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-I'll grab some notebooks!
-I'll get pens!

39
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-"Anything unusual"?
-Everything about you is unusual!

40
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I know! I'm extraordinary.

41
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Not really what I was saying.

42
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I just finished a week's suspension,
and now this?

43
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I have to get to the office.
Baby Corp needs me.

44
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I'll figure something out.
Just give me a--

45
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[gasps]

46
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Daddy and Mommy are observing.

47
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You just act like we're not even here.

48
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Are you sure you don't want me
to take a turn watching him?

49
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What if you stare so long,
your eyeballs dry out,

50
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and shrink into eyeball raisins,
and fall out of your head?

51
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Oh, that's sweet, Tim,
but parenthood means sacrifice

52
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and just...
just constant guilt and terror--

53
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-[phone rings]
-[gasps]

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[both gasping]

55
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That was a man-gasp!

56
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Do you think his voice is growing so fast
that the rest of him can't?

57
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No, no, that's ridiculous!

58
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-Tell us what's wrong, baby!
-He's probably just tired.

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Like a perfectly normal baby.

60
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And he can't sleep
because his parents keep staring at him

61
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and scribbling notes
about everything he does.

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Oh, my gosh.
Of course, the baby senses our anxiety.

63
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I feel so much guilt and terror right now.

64
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You guys take a break.
I'll put him down for a nap.

65
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Okay, but get us
the minute he falls asleep.

66
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And anything unusual, you let us know

67
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so we can write it down
for the pediatrician.

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Mom, Dad, he's a baby.

69
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What do you think is gonna happen?

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[door closes]

71
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All clear, talk to me.

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-You're alive! I was so worried!
-Oh!

73
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Everyone was expecting you at the office,
like, 30 minutes ago!

74
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No time to explain.

75
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But you have time to color?

76
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Shh! Scheming.

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-Jimbo, lights.
-Yay, movie time!

78
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Thanks to my grandmother raising
the specter of my failure to thrive,

79
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[Boss Baby] I'm under
increased surveillance by these two.

80
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I can't escape to the office,
can't get any work done here,

81
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can't do anything but act
like a normal, useless, regular baby.

82
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Ba-ba-goo-goo.

83
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But one man holds the key to my escape...

84
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Dr. Kevin, annoyingly.

85
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[imitates Dr. Kevin's voice]
I tell jokes!

86
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If he gives me
the "healthy baby all clear,"

87
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the specter of irregularity
will dissipate,

88
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and Mom and Dad will feel comfortable

89
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returning to their typical
laissez-faire parenting.

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And I go back to doing my thang.

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[Tim] And I go back to my thing,
professional dinosaur riding!

92
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Yee-haw!

93
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So, I just have to get through
this afternoon's checkup,

94
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and crisis averted!

95
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Tell the office I'll be in
by mid-afternoon.

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-This plan isn't gonna work.
-[chuckles]

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I think I can play normal baby
for half a day.

98
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You made a man-gasp after they were
watching you for half an hour.

99
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Well, they're shaking my foundations, man!

100
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Lording over me, bug-eyed,
scribble, scribble, scribble.

101
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Scribble, scribble, scribble.

102
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-But I can handle it.
-You're a second child.

103
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You're not used to this attention.

104
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How hard could it be
to spend six hours going...

105
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[giggling]

106
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Hey, Jimbo, Gigi gave me 100 dollars
for my college fund.

107
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Where should I invest it
for maximum return?

108
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-Cookies!
-[yells]

109
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That's a zero-yield asset
with near instant depreciation!

110
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Fine, I need help. Who's got ideas?

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[Simmons] I call it... Instafant!

112
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It cancels out the effects
of Baby Corp's special formula,

113
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turning you into an "instant infant."

114
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But I mushed them together
to make one word.

115
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-[chuckles]
-We married to that name?

116
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No! It's not like
we're gonna be selling this to the public!

117
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Give me my moment in the sun. Geez!

118
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And it'll last long enough
to keep his parents non-suspicious

119
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until Dr. Kevin can give
the normal baby all clear?

120
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Oh, it'll last forever!

121
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[all] What?

122
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Until big brother Tim feeds him
a bottle of this!

123
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Unstafant!

124
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Unstafant? Simmons.

125
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I made it, I name it.
Take this after your checkup.

126
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Whammo, you're back to your brilliant,

127
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if "overly critical
of internal product names" self.

128
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[groans]
Jimbo, Simmons, you're witnesses.

129
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I'm deputizing Staci to act on my behalf
until Templeton brings me back.

130
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Wait. I'm, like, the temporary you?

131
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What's the problem? Everything went great
when I was in Chicago.

132
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Yeah, but you were always
a monitor call away

133
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if there was a problem.

134
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You'll be fine. Here, I'll loan you
the instruction manual.

135
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You know my vision for baby love.
Just stay the course.

136
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Yellow 100.

137
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[sighs sharply]
Yellow 100.

138
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Come on, Templeton, let's go do this.

139
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-You're not gonna take it here?
-No!

140
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I'm not turning into a drooling twit
in front of people I need to respect me!

141
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Tell me if it transforms him
into a pet lizard

142
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because I have
some amazing names picked out.

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[both] What?

144
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[chuckles]
I'm kidding.

145
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Except about having awesome lizard names.

146
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Infinitail! Dr. Legsnake!

147
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We're leaving.

148
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Uh, Camille?

149
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The femme fatale who does what's necessary
to survive the cruel desert?

150
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Lizard Minnelli?

151
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If I do anything humiliating
while I'm under,

152
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promise me you won't tell the team?

153
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I get that, but what if it's really funny?

154
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Okay, I promise.

155
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-Heart crossies!
-Fine.

156
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[stomach grumbles]

157
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[burps]
Ooh!

158
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I don't feel any--
[gasping]

159
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[coos]

160
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[stomach grumbles]

161
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Uh...

162
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Hmm.
[retches]

163
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[squeals]

164
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[in normal baby voice]
Wow.

165
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[laughing]

166
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[grunts]

167
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Why did I heart crossy promise
not to tell anybody about that?

168
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[giggling]

169
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[barking]

170
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Baby love is holding steady.

171
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All right, Yellow 100, I got you.

172
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[puppies barking]

173
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[gasps]

174
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-[Jimbo] No!
-No!

175
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Hey! My cubicle!

176
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Bad dogs! Git!
This is Baby Corp territory!

177
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-[gasps]
-[barking]

178
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-What did he say?
-Heck if I know.

179
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Yo! Who speaks dog?

180
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Whatever, I took a semester
in baby college.

181
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And say it again.

182
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[whines, barks]

183
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Now it's PuppyCo's time to strike!
Boss Baby is out of commission.

184
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Baby Corp is weak and helpless,
with no real leadership!

185
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Ha-ha!

186
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His barks, not mine.

187
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[grumbles, sighs]

188
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All right, then.

189
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[babies clamoring]

190
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Hey, butt sniffers! Go fetch!

191
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[barking]

192
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[Jimbo] Doggy want another fetch-fetch?

193
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-[whimpers]
-[Jimbo giggles]

194
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Just like the boss was here himself.

195
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,878
[cooing]

196
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:06,879
[both giggle]

197
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,422
-Aw, you wanna hug?
-Yeah.

198
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,300
It's kinda cute having
an actual "baby" brother.

199
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,010
Ow! Why would you do that?

200
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,680
[cries]

201
00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,140
Tim, what did you do?

202
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,851
What? He's the one who squeezed
my nose really hard!

203
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,646
He never squeezes noses.
I'm writing it down.

204
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,315
Oh, you're okay, little fella.

205
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,734
Did your big brother scare you?

206
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:33,364
Faster, Jimbo! As fast as I whipped
Bug the Pug's stupid puppy tail!

207
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:37,785
-You got it, Temporary Boss!
-Yellow 100!

208
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,914
Pyg and Tam love babies

209
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,666
[groans]

210
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,543
Now you guys?

211
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,795
Jimbo, call maintenance to fix the door

212
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:51,716
and custodial to haul away
the garbage I'm about to throw out.

213
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,469
[hums, groans]

214
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,515
[in British accent]
Bangin' office, luv. Proper cozy, innit?

215
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,183
What you fink, Pyg?

216
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,186
[in high-pitched voice]
Chuffed! Chuffed!

217
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,272
[in normal voice]
Mr. Pyg and Mr. Tam

218
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,356
recently made an exchange--

219
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,400
Wait a minute, hold up.

220
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:12,862
Are we really just not gonna talk
about the accents?

221
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,072
[in British accent]
What? It's rebellious, innit?

222
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,367
[in normal accent]
We felt that tough-as-nails EastEnders

223
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,705
was a better fit for Pyg and Tam's
new "bad boy" television presence.

224
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:28,210
Yeah, okay, but you can't just,
like, suddenly be from London!

225
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,296
You're turning TV into a lie!

226
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,757
We're off topic. Mr. Pyg and Mr. Tam

227
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,259
recently made an exchange
with Mr. Bug the Pug,

228
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,595
who suggested today would be
the perfect time

229
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to acquire Baby Corp's office building.

230
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[in British accent]
On accounts of you got no real leadership.

231
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,811
[in normal accent]
The building isn't for sale.

232
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,522
And I got the leadership thing covered.

233
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,234
[laughs]

234
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,903
[in British accent]
You ain't no boss.

235
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:57,239
As soon as Bug's puppies
done wrecking the place,

236
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,576
you'll be begging us to buy it
for pence on the pound.

237
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,370
[in normal accent]
The only pound happening today

238
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,748
is the one I'm gonna give you
if you don't skedaddle!

239
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,167
[mutters]

240
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,379
Oh, also, the pound
I'm sending the puppies to.

241
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,423
Man, "pound" has a ton
of totally different meanings.

242
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:18,469
Anyway, point is your big, stupid plan's
over before it starts!

243
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,474
[in British accent]
Fing is, likes we said,

244
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,560
-Bug and us, we made a deal.
-[phone beeping]

245
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,146
[in normal accent]
You gotta get down here!

246
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,523
Somebody jailbroke the puppies!

247
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,774
-[grunts]
-[puppy barks]

248
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:37,071
[in British accent]
And that, luv, was our end of the deal.

249
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,490
[clamoring]

250
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,950
[Staci groans]

251
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,035
A double arch-nemesis day?

252
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,579
And you guys--
we gonna have a problem?

253
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,165
Circle back on that one.

254
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,542
Business!

255
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,586
-[glass shatters]
-Okay, preeks are neutral in this fight.

256
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,131
We just need to calm
all our babies down and--

257
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,592
[OCB] You're panicked,
I get it. But fear is a choice, my babies.

258
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,927
You are kidding me.

259
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,387
Know what else has choices?

260
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:04,640
Vending machines, pop quizzes, elections.

261
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,725
New leader? Me?

262
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,103
[chuckles]
Who's to say? You are!

263
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,313
Pow! Now you're fearless!

264
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,025
Excellent points! He says
what the politicians are afraid to.

265
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:19,155
-Here, have some literature.
-Multi-Multi-Task Former CEO Baby?

266
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,866
You work for the consulting baby now?

267
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,494
-How could you?
-I need constant excitement!

268
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,704
Thumb wrestle me!

269
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,458
Hey! Don't listen
to this three-dimpled catalog cover.

270
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,377
OCB is just gunning for Boss Baby's job!

271
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,587
Boss Baby?

272
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,257
Mr. Abandon-his-workers?
Chief exiting officer?

273
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,551
He left instructions!

274
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,847
-How are you even here?
-Got a call from that guy.

275
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,765
I thought we needed the help!

276
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,560
You know, because of our lack
of real leadership.

277
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,437
[groans]

278
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,024
Hot temper.
This company needs something cooler.

279
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,068
[upbeat music]

280
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,237
Ha!

281
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,948
Yeah! Who else is feeling this?

282
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,575
-[babies cheering]
-Leadership dance-off!

283
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,952
That is not how leadership works!

284
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,497
Look! It's the guy on the flyer!

285
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,042
-Yay! I'll cheer for whatever!
-[cheering]

286
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,921
[baby 1] Not the puppies! Oh!

287
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,175
-[puppies barking]
-[indistinct chatter]

288
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,180
[panting, grunting]

289
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,893
-Everybody, follow--
-Follow me!

290
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,729
Okay, but only because you said it louder!

291
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,773
-[baby 2] Help!
-[groans]

292
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,234
Triple arch-nemesis day!

293
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,319
How is this fair?
[gasps]

294
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,821
[growling]

295
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,452
Vive la résistance!

296
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,247
[grunts]

297
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:56,544
I saved as many as I could,
but it is dangerous out there.

298
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,505
What do we do,
temporary acting fill-in boss?

299
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049
[somber music]

300
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,179
[groans]
We bring back Boss Baby.s

301
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:12,351
Whoa, there. Isn't it way early
for him to take the Unstafant formula?

302
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,228
He'll fail his doctor test!

303
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,398
And Baby Corp's gonna fail
if he doesn't come back now.

304
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,567
Yo, Tim, change of plans!

305
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,485
Tim?

306
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,571
Go!

307
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,079
-Jimbo!
-I don't like people feeling left out.

308
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,874
-Come on!
-Where are we going?

309
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,750
Boss is gonna come back with a plan.

310
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,212
And whatever it is,
he's gonna need an army.

311
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,841
[laughs]

312
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,010
We've done this a thousand times.

313
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,678
Did we miss any warning signs?

314
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,598
Oh, we should never
have taken him to France!

315
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,601
-What does that have to do with--
-I don't know, I'm just scared!

316
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,479
Hi, Baby Boss!

317
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,734
Staci needs you back to big Boss
or Baby Corp's gonna go bye-bye.

318
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,444
-[muffled squealing]
-Shh!

319
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,155
-He's so cute!
-Sure.

320
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,533
Why are we messing with the plan?
We're just leaving for Dr. Kevin's.

321
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,578
I have to get him through his checkup,
then I have to give him the...

322
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,706
Where's the Unstafant formula?

323
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,627
I found it! And your missing monitor, too!

324
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,421
Who is that? And why
is she kicking a badminton birdie?

325
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,132
I'll get the stuff back
and meet you at the doctor's office.

326
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,177
Just get Boss through that checkup
as fast as you can!

327
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,097
[laughs]

328
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:36,977
[grunts]

329
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,480
Yes! Increase that degree of difficulty!

330
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,273
Make me feel alive-- Oh!

331
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,652
[chitters]

332
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,698
-[panting]
-[puppy barking]

333
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,784
[grunting]

334
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,619
[barks]

335
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,662
Hey!

336
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,132
I misspelled our last name again!
I'm just so nervous!

337
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,760
Can we be the Templetans for today?

338
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970
No.

339
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,057
Here, I'll do it.
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, done!

340
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,728
-Still eight babies ahead of us?
-Cold season.

341
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,148
-[sneezes]
-[coughing]

342
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,526
Who loves playing Get That Baby?

343
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,944
One...

344
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612
two...

345
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,239
three...

346
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,616
Freeman?

347
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,327
Uh, Joy?

348
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,830
Winston?

349
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:41,959
[groans]

350
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,669
Anyone who's ready?

351
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,671
Ready! Go! Templeton! Whoo!

352
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,344
Templetons! Long time, no see-PR!
[laughs]

353
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,514
What's that, Ossie?
You wanna do a little tango, but you--

354
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,599
You've got no "body" to dance with!
[laughs]

355
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,976
Good one, Dr. Kevin!

356
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,520
Fast checkup! Oh, yeah!

357
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,356
[suspenseful music]

358
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,112
[barking]

359
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,240
[Jimbo gasps]

360
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,535
-[bleats]
-[gasps]

361
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,203
[Jimbo groans]

362
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,121
Ow!

363
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,290
Hog-tied and goat blinded!

364
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,499
[grunts, whimpers]

365
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,675
[birds chirping]

366
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,097
[tense music]

367
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,141
[grunts]

368
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,935
Yay!

369
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,147
I'm afraid the news is grim.

370
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,899
-What?
-Oh, no!

371
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,777
For my bank account!
[chuckles]

372
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,362
Can't gouge you
for medical bills with this...

373
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,491
healthy baby boy!
[laughs]

374
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,784
[Dr. Kevin] Tension breaker.

375
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,368
[laughs]

376
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,661
-Oh!
-Oh, thank goodness!

377
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,372
See? Perfectly normal.
What did I tell you?

378
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,751
-Growth rate is on the low side, but...
-[Boss Baby belches]

379
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,461
...we're all a little different!

380
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,378
Speaking of different,

381
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,714
I'm gonna take the baby
somewhere else to play now. Bye!

382
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,967
Almost there, Staci!

383
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,719
-[Multi-Multi-Task Baby] Whee!
-Jimbo, look out!

384
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,429
No!

385
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,432
I collected every free formula sample
in the hospital

386
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,435
and I made you
this inspirational cross-stitch!

387
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,857
Gotta run. Vote OCB!

388
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,528
-Which one's the Unstafant?
-Just start feeding him anything!

389
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,489
[Staci] Jimbo! Jimbo!

390
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,991
Boss, you're back!

391
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,077
I gathered a whole army for you to--

392
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:44,748
[gibbers]

393
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,709
[somber music]

394
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,172
-Boss Baby isn't coming.
-[babies gasp]

395
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,799
-What?
-We're doomed!

396
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,092
[puppies barking]

397
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,593
[gasps]
They're in the vents!

398
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,179
They're gonna find us!
What are we supposed to do?

399
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,472
Oh...

400
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,559
[Staci] Instruction manual's
kind of vague on this situation.

401
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,978
But I know what I can't do...

402
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,313
just sit around.

403
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,023
I'm gonna fight.

404
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,735
You and what army?

405
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,780
Sorry, "that," not "what".

406
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,282
That army. This one.

407
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,950
Us. We're the army.

408
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,245
It's an inspirational moment. Yay!

409
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,955
You hear what's out in those vents.

410
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,458
We've never been up
against three arch-nemeses at once.

411
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,419
It's a fool's mission.

412
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:34,006
Then call us... Staci's Fools!

413
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,591
[all cheer]

414
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,301
Staci's Fools!

415
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,595
We're unpredictable and explosive,

416
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,931
so I think we should call ourselves
Diarrhea Squad!

417
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,808
Shut it, Marketing!

418
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,269
Fools, let's get goofy!

419
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,313
[all yelling]

420
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,694
We're running out of time!

421
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,121
[stomach grumbles]

422
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,416
How much milk did you yahoos give me?

423
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,418
-Yes!
-We have to get you to Baby Corp!

424
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,878
[groans]

425
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,129
Gonna need a minute.

426
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,882
[all yelling]

427
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:25,265
Um, I enjoy yelling and running
with raised fists as much as any baby,

428
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,851
but where are the bad guys?

429
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,646
They were just here a minute ago.

430
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,397
-[banging]
-[babies yelling]

431
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,357
Trap?

432
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,944
Be pretty foolish to just jump in
and find out, huh?

433
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,780
Yes, it would.

434
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,824
[all yell]

435
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,701
-[barking]
-[all] Huh?

436
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:52,084
[belching]

437
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,599
[in British accent]
Cor! Keep your putrid office, then,

438
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,892
you raspberry!

439
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,855
Please, please! No more! No more!

440
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,359
For the love of Pete,
it's like you drank a butter churn!

441
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,277
[both laughing]

442
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,821
-This is awesome!
-Yeah! Belch them good, Boss!

443
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,740
-[belches]
-[both groan]

444
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,701
[grunts]

445
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,327
[whimpers]

446
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,496
I wasn't the only traitor!

447
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,249
Hi! Buddy from HR.

448
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,459
Sorry about the treason.
[chuckles]

449
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003
Twenty hours of community service

450
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,630
and you're both banned
from the photocopier for a year.

451
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,717
-What?
-My penance is fair, merciful one.

452
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:43,885
[whines]

453
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,974
Are you kidding me?

454
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,310
PuppyCo attacked
their Baby Corp landlords,

455
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,187
we're officially at war,
and they get to stay here?

456
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,523
With a rent discount?

457
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,320
That puppy lawyer is good.

458
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,613
Wait, we're officially at war?

459
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,949
And with three enemies at the same time.

460
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,952
What happened here today
was just the first strike.

461
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,662
That's one heck of a first strike.

462
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,415
Yeah. Good thing
I made it back when I did.

463
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,336
You know, I did have a plan.
A whole army, even.

464
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,130
No, yes, of course.
You would've taken this place back.

465
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,466
-I would have.
-Hundred percent.

466
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,305
I wish something would break
this awkward tension.

467
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,390
-[belches]
-[gasps]

468
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,811
[all laugh]

469
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,271
Oh, wow.

470
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,026
-We're still going to war, right?
-Totally.

471
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,277
Yes!

472
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,405
[closing theme music]

473
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,344
♪ Boss Baby ♪