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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎对电影尊敬一点
‎你们这些包尿布的俗人

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‎爸爸 那个告密的跑掉了

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‎这下我永远不知道橡皮小鸭
‎是怎么逃离蛮荒银行抢匪的了

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‎其实另一半也可以吃的

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‎好 我们只是想看个电影

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‎-你想出去吗？
‎-想

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‎-抱歉我拉你来这里
‎-没关系 朋友

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‎但你说好要陪我看一天电影
‎所以我们溜去看另一部吧

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‎什么？那是看霸王电影
‎我礼拜天还要去教堂

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‎兄弟

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‎电影院是眼睛的自助餐

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‎爸妈花那么多钱
‎就是要我们开心看电影

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‎看哪一部不重要

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‎听起来很有道理

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‎应该看哪一部？

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‎《皮皮田田勇往直前》？

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‎听说它们回来了 而且比以前更坏

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‎不 看这部

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‎《黎明前的低语》

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‎就是这部 我们一定要看

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‎-感觉很无聊
‎-我强烈怀疑

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‎这是大人的东西

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‎胆固醇也是 还有礼拜六换睡衣也是

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‎这是大人的电影院 一个神秘禁区

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‎我倒是很喜欢猫头鹰

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‎什么？好好玩

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‎很明显我们的爸妈才是最吵的

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‎什么事那么重要？
‎就不能让身陷危险的

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‎蛮荒小鸭安静74分钟？

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‎我们应该把蛋白甜饼
‎命名为镇上的官方蛋糕

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‎很好的主意 珍妮丝
‎我会记在这本簿子里

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‎我把所有的点子
‎都记在这本三孔小活页簿里

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‎我把这叫做“点子簿”

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‎想听对镇上好的点子？昆西
‎听听这个

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‎赶时间办事时
‎停车场收费机应该收小额硬币

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‎记到簿子里

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‎-太棒了
‎-妈啊 爸啊

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‎蛋糕和小额硬币？

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‎全镇最有权力的政治人物坐在身边

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‎你们居然提这种建议…

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‎-你的爸爸是镇长
‎-对

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‎-我爸妈认识他
‎-对

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‎-而你和我是朋友
‎-对

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‎我以前怎么都没想到这点？

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‎做生意和搞政治

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‎世界上最具生产力和最腐败的关系

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‎一定要好好利用

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‎完全无极限

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‎我们要把宝宝的爱
‎一路推到黄色百分百

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‎我们只要让镇长的点子簿
‎写满我们的点子

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‎比如市区街道增加婴儿车步道

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‎所有公共场所厕所都要有换尿布台

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‎宝宝日宝宝游行

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‎宝宝皇家婚礼

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‎小不点女王 幼小王子
‎受到数百万死忠于

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‎中世纪贵族血统的人盲目崇拜

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‎所以我们要让两个宝宝结为连理？

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‎不是我最好的点子 但又怎样？

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‎我牺牲午睡工作 因为我太兴奋了

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‎自己拿去玩 孩子们

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‎我不玩玩具了

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‎这个应该用多少量？

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‎每张脸用一罐吗？

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‎你并没有胡子

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‎我不指望你能懂

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‎你还太小

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‎提醒一下 那盖子不是用转的

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‎算了 我去问爸妈

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‎躺在沙发上阅读 果然是大人

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‎我找对人了

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‎泰德、珍妮丝

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‎你好啊 儿子

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‎我要告诉你们一件大事 所以请坐好

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‎我和丹尼溜去看了

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‎一部大人电影

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‎那个范围太大了 提宝

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‎你们到底看了什么？

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‎我看到一个男的

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‎还是很模糊

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‎和一只猫头鹰

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‎那部新的艺术电影 那个演员很棒

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‎你知道我在说谁 泰德
‎他因为伤心赢了很多奖

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‎对 带着猫头鹰的那个

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‎听说这部不错

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‎但不表示你的行为可以接受

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‎我们都是大人 就别再提这事了

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‎对我儿童时期的蒂姆邓普顿来说
‎那部电影令人困惑

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‎所以我才来找你们

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‎从我有记忆以来 你们就是大人

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‎我要你们教我大人的事

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‎所以你能理解你看的电影？

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‎我就知道我们的话能投机

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‎实在很…

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‎-我们需要一点时间 孩子
‎-慢慢来 大人

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‎你觉得怎么样？

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‎他看了那部电影 我不觉得很严重
‎但他好像深受影响

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‎要帮他忘掉那部电影吗？

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‎不如我们来跟他说说大人的事

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‎花一整晚做大人的无聊事

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‎让他知道当小孩好多了

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‎对 但宝宝在家
‎要怎么整晚做大人的事？

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‎我发现进入权力殿堂的大门了

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‎我们需要三孔活页纸

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‎用镇长的笔迹写下我们的点子

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‎-找我们的模仿笔迹高手
‎-奇普？

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‎对 就是奇普

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‎我们在镇长家见

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‎嗨 小大人

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‎嗨 宝宝弟弟

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‎忍不住偷听到了你们的计划

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‎我今晚还是别打扰你们

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‎也许可以…第一次到密友家过夜

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‎-那一定很有趣
‎-为什么说“有趣”？

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‎因为这是双赢

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‎总之我很累了 牺牲了小睡工作

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‎别叫我去睡

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‎你们大人才应该好好放松

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‎大吃减肥蔬菜

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‎说“你猜怎么样？”
‎接着就说邻居的无聊八卦

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‎听起来是我们会做的事

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‎好 我们会教你我们大人的事

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‎好开心

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‎谢谢 泰德、珍妮丝

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‎我们有一个顾虑

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‎宝宝要怎么办？

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‎我看就让他去
‎他的一个宝宝朋友家过夜？

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‎这主意不赖

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‎你觉得呢 大块头？

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‎准备好第一次去别家过夜吗？

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‎好 我们打给巴斯基吧

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‎其实他在电影院跟佳喜处得不错

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‎也许应该打给昆西和珀儿

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‎大人物朋友昆西镇长？

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‎我们的宝宝会被照顾得很好

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‎珀儿 邓普顿家的人来了

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‎嗨

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‎我也很想请你们进去
‎但我刚好在大扫除

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‎我知道 我们家乱七八糟时
‎珍妮丝也会说…

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‎我把我们小家伙要用的东西带来了

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‎这是吱吱叫先生

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‎-只要给他…
‎-你确定没问题？

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‎寄宿大人物家
‎为宝宝的爱执行任务？

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‎会有什么问题？

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‎我很好 只是没睡午觉

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‎好了 大块头 爸爸爱你

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‎准备好了吗？

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‎带你进去找佳喜玩好吗？小宝贝

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‎妈妈也爱你 晚上好好睡

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‎眼睛睁那么大又嘟着嘴
‎是觉得我们家太乱吗？

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‎因为我没那时间也没力气去讨好宝宝

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‎我的珀儿是在逗你 小绅士

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‎在我们家可以随心所欲
‎放轻松 好好玩吧

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‎今晚吃微波食品

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‎你工作了一整天 珀儿
‎我来帮你按微波炉吧

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‎只是我要先写点东西 免得忘记

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‎我们待会再玩 我得先处理事情

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‎可以告诉我
‎你爸爸的点子簿放在哪吗？

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‎免得我被一堆垃圾信件压扁

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‎-这里
‎-谢谢

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‎我真的很想等一会再玩 只要…

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‎可恶 珀儿 我又弄丢了

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‎我想宝宝们应该没看到我的簿子

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‎簿簿 簿子

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‎他说的不会就是那本簿子吧

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‎就是写满我的点子的那本

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‎你找过平时常摆的地方了吗？

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‎我连平时不会摆的地方都找了

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‎-你啊
‎-真是够笨的 对吧？

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‎你爸妈为什么不请仆人？

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‎镇长就是仆人 天啊

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‎难怪从来没有具商业头脑的人

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‎竞选过公职

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‎别靠近 脏衣怪

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‎给我洗衣液

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‎开玩笑的 我是金宝

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‎你好像很紧张 老板

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‎我没事

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‎只是不习惯在陌生的屋子里

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‎而且是奇怪的屋子

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‎活页纸带来了吗？

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‎奇普？

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‎伪造好了 记满了对宝宝友好的政策

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‎大显身手

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‎太好了 但簿子有点问题

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‎-簿子在哪？
‎-那就是问题

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‎这么凌乱怎么能找到东西？

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‎好像垃圾掩埋场

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‎我是说好像垃圾掩埋场

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‎我刚才说过
‎“好像垃圾掩埋场”了吗？

202
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,873
‎还是我以为自己说过了？

203
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,542
‎也许我不应该牺牲午睡工作的

204
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,502
‎好像垃圾掩埋场

205
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,004
‎我又说了一次？

206
00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,757
‎回办公室 好好保管那些纸

207
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,342
‎遵命

208
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,803
‎我去找人来帮忙找出那本簿子

209
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,890
‎你得休息一下 把精神养饱

210
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:41,974
‎和你的朋友玩一玩

211
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,480
‎大人的饮料

212
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:52,401
‎如果要说大人的事
‎你的血液里就需要一些咖啡

213
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,655
‎要加糖和奶精吗？
‎还是只有电影明星才会加？

214
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,532
‎那是喝咖啡的初学阶段

215
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:02,953
‎大人喜欢水穿透辗压过的咖啡豆时
‎留下的那种纯纯的苦味

216
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,538
‎再热呼呼喝下口

217
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,666
‎最棒了

218
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,834
‎当然如果你不喜欢

219
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,671
‎也许表示你还没准备好当大人…

220
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:15,466
‎好 你一口气喝完了 我了解了

221
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,636
‎真的有当大人的味道

222
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,014
‎我觉得我的胡子长出来了
‎教我爵士乐

223
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,766
‎好

224
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,396
‎这是我的精英捉迷藏小组

225
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,774
‎精英小组里只有法兰奇？

226
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,111
‎千万别低估在通风口摸爬滚打一辈子

227
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,113
‎和垃圾当朋友的人

228
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,906
‎真的有必要那样吗？

229
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,617
‎不 我只是喜欢葡萄果酱

230
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,911
‎那不是葡萄果酱

231
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,581
‎又不是做口味测试

232
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,460
‎簿子在哪？我要那本簿子

233
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,464
‎对 你真的不应该牺牲午睡的

234
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,549
‎就是这个

235
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,301
‎那是什么 皮伯鞋多先生？

236
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,179
‎我懂

237
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,390
‎鞋子说什么？

238
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308
‎都是邻居的八卦

239
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,395
‎你好坏 皮伯

240
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,522
‎但它指向正南

241
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,815
‎你们知道那表示什么

242
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,192
‎鞋子会用指南针了？

243
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:20,030
‎镇长回家后 就拿着簿子往那边走

244
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,414
‎-什么
‎-什么是什么意思？

245
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,790
‎猫头鹰在飞

246
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,668
‎那只猫头鹰？

247
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:38,466
‎好 没事 我有点累过头了
‎我们赶快完成任务

248
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,052
‎各位 你们不会猜到
‎我认为那簿子在哪

249
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,806
‎其实你们可能猜到了
‎如果你们猜厕所的话

250
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,266
‎就是在厕所

251
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,394
‎我欣赏方便的时候

252
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,062
‎不忘工作的人

253
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,147
‎活页纸？

254
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,607
‎奇普？

255
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,400
‎你好吗？

256
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,653
‎这是什么？

257
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,531
‎没错 看不出差别吧？

258
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,825
‎你全部用打印的？

259
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,160
‎才不是

260
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,164
‎我亲手模仿
‎镇长办公室文件的每一个字

261
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,582
‎模仿得一模一样

262
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,292
‎那是打字的文件

263
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,504
‎老天 我还以为他的字迹很工整

264
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,838
‎他毕竟是镇长

265
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,842
‎镇长真正的笔迹

266
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:26,889
‎在影子猫头鹰回来索我的命之前
‎换上新活页纸

267
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,517
‎是 先生

268
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,479
‎我和金宝可以把伪造的活页纸

269
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,356
‎放进簿子里再摆回去

270
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,816
‎你休息一下吧

271
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,443
‎你真好 思黛奇

272
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,653
‎到时打给我…

273
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,822
‎你找到我的簿子了

274
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,034
‎从现在起 我不会让这簿子离开视线

275
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,163
‎我小睡的机会飞了

276
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,207
‎你们把那些伪造活页纸拿回来

277
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,960
‎动作要快 敌人会察觉到我的脆弱

278
00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,756
‎看 大人世界的玩具

279
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:05,678
‎我们上班时
‎利用一堆的十分钟休息时间

280
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,055
‎玩这些好玩的回形针

281
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,183
‎这是棍子 或是骑士的钉头槌

282
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,686
‎文件夹恶龙

283
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,440
‎我比小孩的足球麦可玩具好玩多了

284
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,110
‎我原本以为我长大后的梦想
‎是在办公室工作

285
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,487
‎但现在觉得好幼稚

286
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,614
‎对

287
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,952
‎也许再继续当一会小孩更好

288
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,330
‎至少世界会充满无限的可能性

289
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,625
‎我小时候想当海洋生物学家

290
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,170
‎我想当航空管制员

291
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,882
‎“2105 康普顿3F离场台

292
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,341
‎许可起飞”

293
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,551
‎飞啸而过

294
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,927
‎很吸引人

295
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,722
‎那你们是什么时候决定放弃梦想的？

296
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,183
‎早晚餐

297
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,144
‎早餐当晚餐吃

298
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,730
‎你太辛苦了 亲爱的

299
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,857
‎机会来了 塞进沙发缝

300
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,359
‎把簿子放下

301
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,322
‎你的手又滑了

302
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,116
‎被你抓到了

303
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,785
‎也许我们该把这放在怀里睡觉

304
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,829
‎-不
‎-那就不会弄丢了

305
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,998
‎这招对我有用

306
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,877
‎不

307
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,467
‎你的朋友错过
‎“跟一切说晚安之歌”了 佳喜

308
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,928
‎别紧张 小宝贝

309
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,640
‎-这首歌会让你入睡
‎-我们唱到哪了？

310
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,226
‎晚安 换尿布垫

311
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,647
‎晚安 镇长爸爸

312
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,523
‎晚安 早晚餐

313
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,776
‎晚安 台灯

314
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:47,154
‎谁是我的晚安冠军？

315
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,906
‎优胜者

316
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,284
‎战胜摇篮曲了

317
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,787
‎好险

318
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,455
‎准备去上班了吗？

319
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,667
‎你说什么 小佳喜？

320
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,918
‎再唱一首？

321
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,252
‎一 二 三 四

322
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:06,340
‎-晚安 尿片桶
‎-晚安 宝贝和鸡汤

323
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,385
‎我甚至没买过鱼

324
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,803
‎我为什么没买过鱼？

325
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,639
‎难道只是为了赚更多钱？

326
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,684
‎账单接踵而来

327
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,270
‎我什么时候长出耳毛的？
‎我又没说过我要

328
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,272
‎你们为什么问那么多问题？

329
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,650
‎你们是大人 应该知道所有的答案

330
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,194
‎又一个好问题 蒂姆

331
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,698
‎我要是知道就好了
‎但没有一本书教人怎么当大人

332
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:36,453
‎其实有上千本 就是那些书让我打消

333
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,707
‎当励志书作家的第二梦想

334
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:46,880
‎晚安

335
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,469
‎我快撑不下去了 现在状况怎么样？

336
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,097
‎模仿大有进展 懂吗？

337
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,644
‎抱歉 不知何故 今晚什么都很好笑

338
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,273
‎我在跟金宝和思黛奇说话

339
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,233
‎什么？

340
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,570
‎不 现在不能睡觉

341
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,030
‎我们还有任务

342
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,031
‎快点

343
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,173
‎我们得赶紧拿到那簿子
‎免得我的脑袋

344
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,176
‎跟7月4日的小货车一样变成一团糊

345
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,054
‎我太累了 想不出合理的隐喻

346
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,232
‎这走廊有多长？

347
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,193
‎大概12长

348
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,196
‎应该很简单的 镇长的簿子
‎塞进活页纸

349
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,822
‎我赢了 好棒

350
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,907
‎猫头鹰

351
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,162
‎活页纸模仿好了

352
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,792
‎你在做什么？

353
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,461
‎揉你们的脸 确定你们不是枕头

354
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,340
‎它在追我

355
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,258
‎快逃命

356
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,930
‎这是什么意思？

357
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,973
‎我们也不知道

358
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,266
‎你们知道谁知道吗？

359
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,227
‎那只猫头鹰

360
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:27,397
‎在电影中 它一直说“谁？”
‎好像它知道什么

361
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,316
‎但沙漠里那个人一直没发现

362
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,068
‎我们得看这部电影

363
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,987
‎也许能解答我们的存在歧义

364
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,365
‎不懂那是什么意思 但我喜欢

365
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,617
‎有一个午夜场

366
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,994
‎午夜？那是大人的时间？

367
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,162
‎-我们走
‎-我开车

368
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,664
‎不行

369
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,251
‎一定要拿到簿子

370
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,503
‎一定要拿到簿子

371
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,965
‎邓普顿 很高兴你来了

372
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,009
‎我一定要拿到簿子
‎但我困在迷宫里 找不到镇长的房间

373
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,059
‎不

374
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,896
‎我自己的影子被一只巨鸟抓走了

375
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,194
‎是那间？

376
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,156
‎就是那扇门 你还想要什么？

377
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,794
‎不好意思 伟大的衣服堆

378
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,171
‎我可以进去吗？

379
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,007
‎首先你得回答

380
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,718
‎你为何而来？

381
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,012
‎为了达到黄色百分百

382
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,805
‎密码错误

383
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,974
‎这是什么？测验？

384
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:48,020
‎有什么会比百分百宝宝的爱更重要？

385
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,581
‎你们全部

386
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,877
‎你这鬼鬼祟祟的脏衣堆

387
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,296
‎你的测试让我明白

388
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,132
‎我为什么把写满对宝宝友好的政策的
‎伪造活页纸

389
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,550
‎放进镇长的簿子

390
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:23,305
‎不光是为了获得宝宝的爱
‎是因为我爱宝宝

391
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,768
‎我还以为脏衣堆会说话就很奇怪了

392
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,488
‎到风里找 我的朋友

393
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,282
‎唯有如此才能到沙粒

394
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,576
‎我讨厌沙子

395
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,870
‎第一次看的时候好像更好看

396
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,498
‎是啊 这部电影难看死了

397
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,083
‎我们不想让你失望 小子

398
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,044
‎但有时候大人并没有答案

399
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,797
‎-你们的咖啡好难喝
‎-这倒是真的

400
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,217
‎但如果你们想再玩
‎办公室文具骑士与恶龙

401
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,343
‎我很乐意奉陪

402
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,221
‎我要闭目养神了

403
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,188
‎不知道你昨晚是怎么溜进我的房间
‎趴在我身上睡着的

404
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,732
‎但不用急着醒 小家伙

405
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:20,404
‎我在看我随手记下的点子
‎你和佳喜一定会很喜欢

406
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,780
‎宝宝游行？

407
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,116
‎幸好我有这本小簿子

408
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,743
‎不然我一定会忘记这些好点子

409
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,621
‎天啊 我怎么会想到这点子的？

410
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,796
‎天气很好 不是吗？

411
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,506
‎是吧？

412
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,550
‎阿佩 真高兴见到你

413
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,468
‎你还好吗？

414
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,513
‎怎么会不好？我们打了大胜仗

415
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,557
‎黄色百分百就要进站了

416
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,183
‎小火车

417
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,357
‎-大家为什么都那么奇怪？
‎-没那么糟

418
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,526
‎也许很糟 非常糟

419
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,030
‎你真的不记得你昨晚给这里留的言？

420
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,740
‎留什么言？

421
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:14,333
‎为什么？洗衣怪知道为什么

422
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,044
‎裤子 记在备忘录…你被开除了

423
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,005
‎我开除了我的裤子 很抱歉

424
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,506
‎我现在知道了

425
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:27,471
‎老鼠头娃娃和猫头鹰是同伙

426
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:35,187
‎我开除了我的整个衣橱 我自由了

427
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,440
‎还有107个 想全部都看一遍吗？

428
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,358
‎因为我想看

429
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,277
‎-删除
‎-好吧

430
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,052
‎宝贝老板