1 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,348 [grunts] 2 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,926 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,675 [giggling] 4 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,437 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,359 ♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪ 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:28,700 ♪ Watch a itty bitty kid get large I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 7 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,108 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 8 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,736 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 9 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:39,622 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪ 10 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,416 ♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪ 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 12 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,258 We need an adorable poster campaign by Friday, or we're toast. 13 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:58,024 -I need ideas. You! -Ah! We see a baby with a fuzzy tail. 14 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,099 Ah! Nightmare fuel! You're off the team. 15 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,055 -Oh! -You? 16 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:05,324 Imagine a baby on a potty chair that's made of flowers! 17 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,398 Gross! Strangely beautiful, but mostly gross. 18 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,744 -You're off the team. -But-- 19 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,150 [groans] I'm surrounded by amateurs. 20 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,657 I could get better ideas from some mail department intern. 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,201 You, mail baby. Poster idea. 22 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,704 -Go! -Me? 23 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,205 Uh... 24 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:24,329 A baby crawling out of a giant... 25 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,537 [sighs] 26 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,798 [stammers] ...envelope! 27 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,009 [gasps] 28 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:33,428 Special delivery, no postage necessary. [chuckles] Brilliant! 29 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,970 I'm digging what you're dumping, kid. What's your name? 30 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,934 Mega Fat Mail Room Intern Baby. 31 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,104 How'd you like to be my Mega Fat intern 32 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,144 in the posters and greeting cards department? 33 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,150 Oh, my goodness! 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:49,690 I get to work with Boss Baby, the fastest-rising star in Baby Corp? 35 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:50,896 Oh, you better believe it. 36 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,025 Now get those snot rocks out of your schnoz, 37 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,533 buy a fresh pair of booties. 38 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,534 Before every move, ask yourself one question: 39 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,037 how will this increase baby love? 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,460 [gasps] You are so business savvy. Are we going to be best friends? 41 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,541 [chuckles] 42 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,085 Well, I don't like to make market predictions, 43 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,709 but a smart guy like you filled with advice like mine, 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,587 well, I'd say stock in You and Me Incorporated 45 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,795 is going nowhere but up, up, up! 46 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,887 -[singing] -Will you listen to me?! 47 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,221 This is urgent, you noise-making dumpling. 48 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:24,266 -We have to act on this! -[gasps] You broke my noise machine. 49 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,062 I am not cheap to repair! 50 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:29,018 Will you please just listen? 51 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:34,148 I've got a lead on Bootsy Calico's master plan. 52 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,953 "Six well-placed kittens." 53 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:42,502 What does it mean? I figure Bootsy has been planting kittens all around town. 54 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,539 Mr. Pineapple, that one he gave to the Mayor, 55 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:50,963 Cat Cop, probably one of the copycats. That's four. Who are the other two? 56 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,875 We have suspects, but we need resources to find them. 57 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,045 This is a five-alarm, all-hands-on-deck situation. 58 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,385 Oof McGoof. 59 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:02,179 It seems the teacher has become the flunky, F-minus loser student. 60 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:05,475 Have you forgotten the first lesson you ever taught me? 61 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,100 "How will this increase baby love?" 62 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:11,767 Bootsy Calico is a madman. The whole town is in jeopardy. 63 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,608 -This is bigger than baby love. -Oh, what? Now you talkin' crazy. 64 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,776 Waste my time on your own time. I'm shutting you diddy-diddy-down. 65 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,987 -[imitates powering down noise] -But... 66 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,331 -Did you just call me a butt? -What? 67 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,833 A butt? No. 68 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:30,955 One could interpret him as having called you a butt. 69 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,014 -What? -Really, Boss Baby, a butt? 70 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:37,428 -That's the very best you can do? -Oh, I can do much better. 71 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,928 Oh, you are not sassing me. Are we doing this? 72 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,682 I think you are sassing me, and we are doing this. 73 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,385 Okay. Fine. Magnus, it's time. Hit that big red button. 74 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,984 The button on this drawing you made me carry around for months has been hit. 75 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,936 [whistles] 76 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:59,526 Kaboom! Let's go nuclear, Boss Baby. 77 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:03,334 I've got hush-hush secret dirt on you, naughty boy. 78 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:07,999 And tomorrow morning, I'm taking it to the board of directors. 79 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:13,844 Secret dirt on me? You're bluffing. You would've used it already. 80 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,010 Oh, well, then I guess you have nothing to worry about, 81 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:21,390 until tomorrow, when I end your career. Oh, I flipped it. Bye-bye-byesies. 82 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,468 It's cool. I'm good. 83 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,476 This is not cool. I am cooked! 84 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:31,348 What does he have on you? Nothing, right? You're the best. 85 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,647 Yeah, nothing. No need to panic. 86 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,151 [screams] 87 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:41,030 Is there some secret you don't remember? Like a booger ball you've been hiding 88 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:45,454 in your dresser drawer for... no reason or something? 89 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,745 When Mega Fat worked for me, I gave him plenty of secrets. 90 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,920 But we were friends. They were all good secrets. 91 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,670 Secret: put a blankie under your desk, 92 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,922 and no one will ever know you're power napping. 93 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,048 Oh, hoo, hoo! 94 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,472 Secret: want stronger coffee? Add seven or eight extra scoops 95 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,892 when Office Manager Baby Barb isn't looking. 96 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,641 [slurps] Oh, whoo! 97 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,603 Giddy-up, baby! Yeehaw! What! 98 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,654 Secret: learn to change your own diaper one-handed 99 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,769 and you'll never have to interrupt another call. 100 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,016 Ooh. Ooh! 101 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:18,438 Ooh! 102 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,029 [baby] Did you just change your diaper on the phone with me? 103 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,164 No. 104 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,868 [both laughing] 105 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,332 And then, one day, he betrayed me. 106 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,077 Well, what happened? 107 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,377 -[monitor chiming] -Hold that thought. Any luck, Frankie? 108 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,381 Dead end. No idea where Mega Fat would keep secret evidence. 109 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,505 Ah, I knew it was a long shot. Thanks. 110 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,342 I mean, there's that secret vault in his office behind the bookcase. 111 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:49,808 The one he keeps putting things into and laughing all evil like... [laughs] 112 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,181 But that's too obvious, right? 113 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,897 Secret vault behind the bookcase? Outstanding work, Frankie. 114 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,559 Sorry I can't help. Bye. 115 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:57,767 All right, Templeton. 116 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,067 -We need to stop Bootsy, right? -Absolutely. 117 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,531 But if Mega Fat's secret dirt gets me fired, 118 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,862 we lose access to all of Baby Corp's resources... 119 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:07,827 -And then we can't stop Bootsy. -Oh, you're a natural, kid. 120 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,239 So tonight, while Mom and Dad sleep, 121 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,118 we are going to break in and rob Mega Fat's vault. 122 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,536 Whoa, I thought we were the good guys. 123 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,795 Breaking in, robbing, sneaking out of the house after dark, 124 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,758 that's bad guy stuff. Hey! 125 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,588 Ah, the latest issue of Centipedeor: Unleashed. 126 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:26,684 I didn't read this one yet. Tell me, Templeton, what happened 127 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,931 after the villainous Dark Swatter completed his mega Earth zapper? 128 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:33,644 Well, first, Centipedeor stole the Army's secret LaserChopper. 129 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,516 [laughing] 130 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,024 Tally-ho to the chase, Ladybug Lad. 131 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,647 You'd think a hero named after a hundred-legged bug 132 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,864 wouldn't need a helicopter to catch a villain on foot, 133 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,445 but, sure, I'll suspend disbelief. 134 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,570 [Dark Swatter] Is that all you've "swat"? [laughs] 135 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:52,158 I'll get you, Dark Swatter, no matter the cost. 136 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,995 Well, I calculate over two million dollars in property damage. 137 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,621 [Dark Swatter laughing] 138 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,537 -[trigger beeps] -[Dark Swatter screams] 139 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,336 Oh, well, make that 80 million. 140 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:07,301 I do what I gotta do to save the planet. I am Centipedeor Unleashed. 141 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,715 Then I assume the police come arrest you for destroying half the city? 142 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,265 What? No. 143 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,978 Centipedeor gets a medal from the president. 144 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:17,849 He only destroyed the city to save the world. 145 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,727 Oh. 146 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,074 Don't you see? 147 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,149 You can do whatever you want so long as it's for the greater good. 148 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,815 Break into vaults, smash stuff, stay out all night without permission. 149 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:31,115 I never get to stay out all night or smash stuff. 150 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,740 But if it's for the greater good... 151 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,288 We have to do bad stuff to save your job 152 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,422 so we can save the town from Bootsy Calico. 153 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:42,339 Yes! Welcome to the magical world of gray area rationalization. 154 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,590 Welcome to Tim Templeton... Unleashed. 155 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,014 Noble scoundrel, first things first: if we're staying out all night, 156 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,144 we need to make sure Mom and Dad don't wake up and find us gone. 157 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:57,352 -Covert exhaustion ops? -Fire 'em up, tire 'em out. Boom, baby. 158 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,515 -[giggling] -[panting] 159 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,273 -Tickly, tickly, tickly! -[giggles] Ha! 160 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:01,614 Baby, no! 161 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,859 [both laughing] 162 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,360 [gasps] 163 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,402 -[cooing] -[giggling] 164 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,395 [Dad laughing] 165 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,486 [all laughing] 166 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,280 [both snoring] 167 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,994 [Dad] Hey, I bought the cotton candy. 168 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,501 Well, they're not waking up. Fun day today, too. 169 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,211 It's good to be... unleashed. 170 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,883 -They're upside down again, aren't they? -It suits you. 171 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:29,973 [elevator bell dings] 172 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,141 Whoa! Staci. 173 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,019 Unleashed. 174 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,729 Shh! 175 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,903 Security will hear you. Keep it down. 176 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:48,612 Keep it down? That's not unleashed. That's totally leashed. 177 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,364 Leave the guard to me. 178 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,664 -Where did you learn that, Stace? -Nunchuk college. 179 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,582 [grunts] 180 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,960 Karate university. Listen up, no one can know we were here. 181 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,368 Leave no trace. Clobber no guards. 182 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,667 -Boring. -[shushing] 183 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,000 [Phil] Is that intruders? 184 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,625 And there's Security Baby Phil, thank you. 185 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,842 Where's Jimbo? He was supposed to be our diversion. 186 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,263 -I don't know. He's late again. -Then hide, quickly! 187 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,052 [barks, sniffs] 188 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:18,557 You can't get past this mad dog's super-sensitive ears. 189 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,891 [howls] 190 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,847 Too loud. Sensitive ears. 191 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,607 [elevator bell dings] 192 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,195 Beware of the mad dog. 193 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,454 Hello, I am a custodian named Not Jimbo. 194 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,157 Oh, a janitor. 195 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,917 I will now vacuum non-suspiciously. 196 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,715 Too much noise. Sensitive ears. Yikes, yikes, yikes! 197 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:54,338 -Jimbo, where have you been? -Sorry, I couldn't find my chupie. 198 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,967 So I looked and looked and found a different chupie, 199 00:09:57,054 --> 00:10:01,984 but it's not as good as my chupie that I lost. I miss that chupie so much. 200 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,939 ♪ Chupie, come home ♪ 201 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,980 No time for emotional ballads. Here's the plan. 202 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,023 With Jimbo keeping Mad Dog Phil away, 203 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,067 the rest of us infiltrate Mega Fat's office, 204 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,941 crack his vault, destroy the evidence 205 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,408 and get out before the super-duper early shift starts. 206 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,868 -We good? -I'm good. 207 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,618 -So good. -And so unleashed. 208 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,786 Hey, I did it right. 209 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,829 -[Staci grunts] -[Tim grunts, groans] 210 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,666 -Locked. -Let's blow it up. 211 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,967 -It's like I'm in your head. -Put a leash on it, you two. 212 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,932 A big boom-boom is bound to get us busted, then it's bye-bye, Boss Baby. 213 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,523 My turn. Barrel of big butt blue bananas boing, boing, boing. 214 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,520 -What? I'm unleashed. Blow it up! -What I'm trying to say is 215 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,274 -can we try using our heads first? -Unleashed! 216 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,227 [grunts] 217 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,526 I meant, let me try to crack the combination. 218 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,914 Maybe some number that was important to Mega Fat CEO Baby 219 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,069 back when we were friends. 220 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,947 -[Phil howling] -[Tim gasps] 221 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,003 -Phil's coming! -I'm reminiscing as fast as I can. 222 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,870 One, two, tee-hee-hee. 223 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:10,537 I love it. Your talent is so inspiring, Boss Baby. 224 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,588 So I actually doodled a little poster of my own. 225 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:17,972 Oh, initiative. The pedals on the tricycle called success. 226 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,552 -What is that? -It's one for teens. 227 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:25,098 You know, teenagers love putting posters of cool people on their walls. 228 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,814 Why not cool babies? 229 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,058 [laughs] 230 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,356 Brilliant. One for teens. 231 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,400 -You like it? -Remember this day, Mega Fat Intern Baby. 232 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:38,405 This is the day you got your first executive gold star. 233 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,449 Oh! [panting] 234 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,992 Oh, boy! I love it! 235 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,695 -Here's to one for teens. -One for teens. 236 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,576 [both] One for teens! 237 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,460 One for teens. 238 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,790 One-fourteen. 239 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,705 [lock beeps, clicks] 240 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,211 [grunts, snarls] 241 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,215 [Phil howls] 242 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,850 And then, one day, he betrayed me. 243 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,348 Anyway... we're in. 244 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,813 Now let's move this bookshelf, open the secret vault, 245 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,813 steal Mega Fat's dirt on you and skedaddle. 246 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,447 -Wait. I just need a moment. -I thought you didn't want to get caught. 247 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,819 Super early morning shift starts in... four hours? 248 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,117 We're doing pretty good on time, actually. 249 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,291 "Tomorrow, get Boss Baby fired." 250 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,790 [sighs] There was a time he'd have given me 251 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,923 the diaper off his own derriere. 252 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,420 Now, just constant betrayal. 253 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,092 Hey, can I rub my naked butt all over his desk? 254 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,052 -What? -Double-cheeking the desk 255 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,722 of a baby who's mean to my brother, it's what unleashed guys do. 256 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,641 -Do it! -I'm touched, 257 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,970 but I have to say, I'm uneasy about this side of you. 258 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,766 You've always been my moral compass. 259 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,060 Do you wanna rub your naked butt on his desk? 260 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,024 Yes, more than anything. I need this. Go! 261 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,858 [laughs] 262 00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,952 You like that, notebook with plans to fire me, don't you? 263 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,780 Take that, part of the telephone where your mouth goes-- 264 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,406 Whoa! Not that unleashed. 265 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,793 Red alert from Jimbo! Magnus just showed up to work. 266 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,251 In the middle of the night? 267 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,041 Hey, gotta keep his Employee of the Month streak alive somehow. 268 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,552 We're almost to the vault. Jimbo! 269 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,549 -Can you keep him busy? -But he's gonna recognize me. 270 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,176 [whistles tune] 271 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,799 [Jimbo gasps] 272 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,681 [Jimbo chuckles] 273 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,774 Nothing gets past me. 274 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,769 You don't say. 275 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:35,062 And this is some outstanding janitorial work. 276 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,897 I commend you. 277 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:42,202 -Good evening, Security Baby Phil! -[Phil] My ears! 278 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,989 He's headed your way! 279 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,411 [sniffing] 280 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,043 I sense something amiss. 281 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,419 Aha! 282 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,757 Unfinished paperwork! 283 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,808 This ends here. 284 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,600 Buy low, sell high. Merger, merger! 285 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,305 I have never felt so alive! 286 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:26,486 Quarterly financial report, kapow! 287 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:27,737 [door opens, closes] 288 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,999 [screams, grunts] 289 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:36,379 Say what you will about that baby, his paperwork is transcendent. 290 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,088 Super early shift starts in half an hour. We better open this secret vault. 291 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,217 [grunting] 292 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,800 Man-baby, pushies! 293 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,047 Tim Templeton Unleashed. 294 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,258 [both grunting] 295 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,057 Baby furniture is way lighter than you think. 296 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,312 No combination? Is it unlocked? 297 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,895 -[handle buzzing] -[laughing] 298 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,020 It tickles. 299 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,736 I think Tim Templeton Unleashed can handle a little... 300 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,988 -[handle buzzing] -[laughing] 301 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,070 Whoa, that is tickly. 302 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,026 Of course. 303 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,036 You're doing a bang-up job. 304 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,618 -[buzzing] -[laughing] Ooh! 305 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,793 -You got me good. -Office high jinks, buddy. 306 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,543 I love high jinks. 307 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,497 -[buzzes] -[laughing] 308 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,245 -Gotcha, buddy. -[chuckles] 309 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,498 Hey, high jinks. 310 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,378 [chuckles] What a card. 311 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,966 How do I turn this off? I'm starving. Hello? 312 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,353 [cackles] 313 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,101 Please? I'm so hungry. 314 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,221 [laughs] 315 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,730 I'll get you for this. 316 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,389 [stapler buzzing] 317 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,732 Gotcha, bud-- Okay, why is there no giggling? 318 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,824 I practiced over and over at home until I felt nothing. 319 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,401 No more high jinks on this guy. I win. 320 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:50,697 Wow, I'd hate to get on your bad side, BFF. 321 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,793 But then, one day, he betrayed me. 322 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,330 -Are you ever going to say what actually-- -This is an endurance lock. 323 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,745 Only Mega Fat can stand the tickle, so only he can open it. 324 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,795 If daycare taught me anything, it's incredible tolerance for-- 325 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,840 No. I created this monster. This is my battle. 326 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,308 -[handle buzzing] -[laughing] 327 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,939 [coughing] 328 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,771 [groans] 329 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,816 -Look at that. -It's a big stack of pictures. 330 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:29,031 -The secret! -He's got dirt on everyone. 331 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,123 Worker Baby Amal eating pencils. 332 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,078 Hendershot drinking from Peg's bottle. 333 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,328 Peg dunking Hendershot's bottle in the toilet-- 334 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,041 Oh, I wish I hadn't seen that. [gasps] 335 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,462 -Did you find the dirt on you? -Get Jimbo in here... now. 336 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,375 [Jimbo grunts] 337 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,085 [whimpers] 338 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,378 Is this why you've been running late? 339 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,347 You've been carrying on with that pet cat? 340 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,679 [grunts] 341 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,723 We're fighting to stop Bootsy and his kittens 342 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,937 from plunging the world into chaos, and you're petting one? 343 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,269 -What have you told her? -Nothing! 344 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,194 Gwendolyn's a good kitty. So soft and friendly. 345 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,315 You disgust me! 346 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,362 Guys, what's this? 347 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,038 [gasps] 348 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,882 How is that a secret? I see that poster everywhere. 349 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:28,509 I-- I know what this is. A reminder of the day he betrayed me. 350 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,799 Finally! 351 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,262 [laughs] 352 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,803 Look how silly. 353 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,387 It's cute and disturbing! 354 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,433 -Like me. [laughs] -Hey! 355 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:43,308 -What's all the fuss about? -Oh, no biggie. Just crushing it. 356 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,727 A cat poster? How will this increase baby love? 357 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,275 It neutralizes the enemy. 358 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:52,568 [chuckles] Who would want a cat when they see how silly they are? 359 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,244 Not our concern. It should be a baby. 360 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,949 -Presentation time? -Uh, no, buddy. You stay put. 361 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,997 -I thought we were a team. -We are, but I'm still the boss. 362 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,671 Ever feel like you've had a bad day that couldn't get any worse? 363 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,844 Well, hang in there, baby. 364 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,180 [all whispering] 365 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,313 I'm sorry, but we feel this poster makes babies look foolish. 366 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,928 This may actually decrease baby love. 367 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,515 -Uh, that was the intern's idea. -[gasps] 368 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:29,733 My idea was, we make cats look foolish. You know, neutralize the enemy. 369 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,151 Good idea. 370 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,146 [all cheering] 371 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,158 Yes. 372 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,199 -Right on. -Very nice. 373 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,202 Great job. 374 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,413 Hmm. [growls] 375 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,700 The poster was huge. 376 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:47,498 It made a significant dent in cat love, turning cats into a joke for millions. 377 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,594 You took all the credit. You betrayed him. 378 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:56,011 [gasps] You're not Ladybug Lad. You're Dark Swatter. You're the bad guy. 379 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,263 Yeah, wow, I really remembered that wrong. 380 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,885 Whoopsy doodly doo. I guess we all make mistakes. 381 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,225 Mega Fat CEO Baby. I should've known this was a trap. 382 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,521 Sorry not sorry for this goose chase. 383 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,895 I wanted you to remember the betrayal that inspired me to rise 384 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,364 to the tippy tippy top, just so I could crush you. 385 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:19,525 It feels so good. Phil, seize their chupies. 386 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,326 Grr! 387 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,543 [spits] 388 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,169 I'm sorry about the poster, but we were besties once. 389 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,752 We can try again. 390 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,547 Nothing's more important than stopping Bootsy Calico. 391 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:39,091 -You cannot fire me at a time like this. -Who said anything about firing you? 392 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,638 I said you'd never work here again. 393 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,184 [line ringing] 394 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,475 Hello. Ted and Janice Templeton? 395 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,389 [both gasp] 396 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,646 -Have you checked the children? -[Mom snores, screams] 397 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,399 What? Ted, where are the kids? What time is it? 398 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,651 -Hang in there, baby. -Oh, no. 399 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,994 -We need to get home now. -Can I be unleashed now? 400 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,950 -You don't need my permission. -[screams] 401 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,201 -[Staci grunts] -[Phil panting, grunting] 402 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,945 [both grunting] 403 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,707 -[Jimbo] Hello! -[both gasp] 404 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,708 -[both whimpering] -Ah! 405 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,171 -Take the chupies. Go! -To the elevators, Templeton! 406 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,301 -How long do we have to sit here? -I'd say... right now. 407 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,592 -[stapler buzzing] -[laughing] 408 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,966 [Staci screams, grunts] 409 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,683 Slow them down. Give Mommy and Daddy time to really worry. 410 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,015 -Come on, come on, come on! -How long do you think we have? 411 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,851 If they're still groggy, two minutes, tops. We can make it. 412 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:31,768 [Tim gasps] 413 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,265 [Phil grunting] 414 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,687 [elevator bell dings] 415 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,784 Oof! [groans] 416 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,162 Nice knowing you, Boss Baby. 417 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,912 Staci's room? Blast! I've got Staci's chupie. 418 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,163 Jimbo's room. Ah, I've got Jimbo's chupie. 419 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,705 -Head for the back. We can climb. -No time. 420 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,264 We have to try the front door, and hope they haven't... 421 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,458 [both gasp] 422 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,417 -[whimpering] -[gasps] 423 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,758 I found them! 424 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,550 -Where were you? -Oh, thank goodness. 425 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,677 We are never letting you two out of our sight again. 426 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,345 Never, ever, never, never, never. 427 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,562 [elevator bell dings] 428 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,396 Oh. 429 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,902 You two are so busted right now. 430 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,146 -[elevator bell dings] -Ooh! 431 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,817 The super early shift is starting super-duper early today. 432 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:28,617 Well, well, welly, well, wellsy, wellaby, well, well, well. 433 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,501 What the hoo ha? 434 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,131 Hey, that's my lost chupie! 435 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,919 [chuckles] That's right, big chunky baby boy. 436 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:40,094 I'd like you to meet well-placed kitten number six. 437 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:43,763 Actually, I believe you're already acquainted. 438 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:49,144 You see, I placed this kitty in your heart. 439 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,814 -[meows] -Gwendolyn? 440 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,192 My chupie wasn't lost. You stole it! 441 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,321 -[meows] -Phil, seize him! 442 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,268 Ah! 443 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,403 [all meowing] 444 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,565 [Phil] The meowing. Too loud! 445 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,994 Mad Dog's getting beat by cats! 446 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,413 So this is Baby Corp. 447 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,464 Just a wonderland of state-of-the-art this and that. 448 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,999 The perfect HQ to watch my kittens 449 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,134 drown this town into chaos! 450 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,132 [chuckles] 451 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,387 [camera whirring] 452 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,689 I've been leashed. 453 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820 [theme song playing] 454 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,341 ♪ Boss Baby ♪