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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

3
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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

8
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[stomping]

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[mumbling]

14
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Templeton, that's an airplane
seat back work surface, not--

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[gasps] Why am I on an airplane?

16
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You're awake. Guess what. Guess--
never mind. We won a free vacation!

17
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Mom and Dad kept it a surprise,
but they told me this morning

18
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and I was so surprised, like-- [gasps]

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This morning?

20
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Right after they put the motion sickness
medicine in your bottle.

21
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-[chuckles] You went asleep so fast.
-[gasps]

22
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Mommy and Daddy drugged me?!

23
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Maybe they didn't want you throwing up
on the free vacation.

24
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There's no such thing as "free,"
Templeton. Everything costs something.

25
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What's the angle? Who benefits?
And why are we in coach?

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[gasps]

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Staci?

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-And Jimbo?
-[giggling] Hey!

29
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-[gasps]
-[coos]

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[woman] Yes, that's a good baby.

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Who's a good baby?

32
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-Does this seem like a lot of babies?
-[Mom] Ooh, honey.

33
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It's Marsha Krinkle
and the Channel 8 News team.

34
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Local celebrity stuck
on a flight full of babies? [chortles]

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-Breaking news, that's not gonna go well!
-[Boss Baby] Dad's right.

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Thirteen babies and local television's
most cold-blooded newscaster?

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This is no coincidence.

38
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-Why is everybody going to Paris?
-Paris? In France?!

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-[buzzing]
-[accordion music playing]

40
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[clicks]

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-[yelps]
-♪ Twinkle twinkle, little Boss ♪

42
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♪ I just won
Whoop-whoop, you lost ♪

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Say good night-night to your career,
Boss Baby.

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It's a setup.
We have to get off this plane!

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Hello. Ladies and gentlemen,
cabin doors are closed

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My name is Stevefan,
and why did the airplane cross the sky?

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Because the people onboard
were all awesome.

48
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[laughs]

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-[passengers groan]
-[Stevefan] Okay.

50
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Now let's buckle up for safety, mm-kay?

51
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Or as they say in France, mm-oui?

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[giggles]

53
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It's gonna be a long eight-hour flight.

54
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[yelps]

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[Mom] Honey, the baby's out of his seat.

56
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When did you wake up?
Tim, switch with me.

57
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-and I'll buckle him back--
-I got him. Eh? Eh? Eh?

58
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[chuckles]

59
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-[whispers] You need to calm down.
-You don't understand.

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A transatlantic flight
is a baby's worst nightmare.

61
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Stuck in a seat for eight hours,

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air pressure hammering
our sensitive eardrums.

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-Guaranteed meltdown.
-[wails]

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Ugh! A crying baby on an airplane
is the worst.

65
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And that's just one baby.
We have 13 on this flight.

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One baby cries,
it starts a chain reaction.

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Baby after baby after baby, shrieking,
wailing, passengers trapped inside

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as the worst noise in the world echoes
around this flying metal tube!

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That's awful.

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That's just getting started.

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Is one crying baby news?
No. But 13 on one plane?

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Oh-ho-ho-ho,
Channel 8's gonna be all over that.

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It'll go nationwide. Global!

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One bad flight
could make the whole world hate babies.

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And that flight is this flight,
and my field team is on it.

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I'll be finished. My career is over.
[moans]

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-[gasps]
-No, it's not.

78
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Because there's one thing
Mega Fat CEO Baby didn't think of.

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Moms and dads.
They'll take care of their own babies.

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[Dad] The in-flight headphones are free?

81
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Ooh, mellow saxophone jams.

82
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[snoring]

83
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Ohhh. I guess Mega Fat CEO Baby
did think of that.

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[grunts] Check the others.
Are they all asleep?

85
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[scattered snoring]

86
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Well, not the babies.

87
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Or the grown-ups without babies
or the Channel 8 News team.

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Oh. That's all bad, isn't it?

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-[wheezing]
-[squeaking]

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-You want your bottle?
-Thanks.

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[gulping, spits]

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That's the drug-- [slurs]
Oh, there's the motion sickness formula.

93
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Makes me... [yawns]

94
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...tired and all loopy.

95
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You're kinda freaking me out.

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[slurring] My hands is a pretty bird now.

97
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Flappa-flappa-moo! It's a cow-bird.

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[snores]

99
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[gasps]

100
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[jet engines whining]

101
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-[sobs]
-[man] Babies...

102
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-[man 2] Here we go.
-[moaning]

103
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Hey, stay with me.
What are we supposed to do?

104
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Templeton, I'm sorry, but I'm useless
until the medicine wears off.

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It's all on you.

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[gasps] For the next seven hours,
57 minutes and 32 seconds,

107
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you need to keep those babies from crying,
no matter what. [snores]

108
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We're supposed to be on a free vacation.

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[slurring]
No such-a thing as free, Temple-toon.

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[snores]

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Uh... [yelps]

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-Promise me you'll fix this!
-[gasps]

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[snores]

114
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Okay. Okay.

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[thumping, grumbling]

116
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[snoring]

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[gasps]

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-[thumping]
-Jimbo, shh.

119
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You're bothering people
and making other babies cry, too.

120
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I can't help it! My ears hurt.

121
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-[moans]
-Try this.

122
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[moaning]

123
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-[sighs]
-[baby crying]

124
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Ugh!

125
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[crying]

126
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[sighs] Oh, Roosevelt.
Why am I even on this flight?

127
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There's no news here.

128
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Well, that German fellow who called
the station promised there would be.

129
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"Mega Fat Anonymous Tipster"?
I think he was lying.

130
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[crying]

131
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[crying]

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[squeals]

133
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Pacifiers are for the weak.

134
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I thought air pressure
made babies' ears hurt.

135
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My ears are immune.

136
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I used to hold my breath
to get my way. A lot.

137
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-So did I, but--
-This one time in daycare,

138
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I held it so long,
they called in an ambulance,

139
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and the ambulance guy used
the Jaws of Life to pry my mouth open,

140
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and then I bit him,
just so he knew who was in charge.

141
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That sounds like a made-up story.

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[gasps]

143
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Okay. If you don't want the pacifier,
don't take it.

144
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You win. Just breathe.

145
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[gasps] Commitment.

146
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[sighs] Why'd it have to be you
who's still awake?

147
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The boss is out?

148
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It's all a setup by Mega Fat CEO Baby.

149
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-He's on the plane?
-What? No. He just set it up.

150
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-Then who's the inside man?
-Inside of what?

151
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[gasps] You really are gonna be
the downfall of this field team.

152
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Am not.

153
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Oh-kay. Mega Fat CEO Baby
made the plans.

154
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But he's back at Baby Corp,
so who's he got working on the plane?

155
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[gasps]

156
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[yells]

157
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Hey there, slugger.

158
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Uh, hello. Who was I talking to?
Not a baby, because that'd be weird.

159
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Am I right, Flight Attendant "Steven"?

160
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Well, it's Stevefan.
I pronounced it earlier,

161
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but I know it's hard to remember things,
isn't it?

162
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Like how you're supposed to be
buckled in your seat right now.

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-[Tim] Eeee!
-There we go.

164
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Snug and safe and ready to soar.

165
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Are we gonna sit like a good boy
all the way to "Bonjour Paris"?

166
00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,282
Yes, sir.

167
00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,951
And will there be consequences
if we don't?

168
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,741
Yes, sir...?

169
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Darn skippy there will be.
[laughs] Have a great flight.

170
00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,367
[yelps]

171
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Don't trust anybody.

172
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[gulps]

173
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[baby sobbing]

174
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[snoring]

175
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-Row 17, the bald-headed kid.
-[crying]

176
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[Staci] Better calm him down
before that crying catches on.

177
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-I squeeze a marshmallow.
-[squeals]

178
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I'm trying to save your job!

179
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-I don't see the flight attendant.
-Probably up in first class.

180
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Quit freaking out.
I'll be your eyes and ears.

181
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Can't you just go help the babies?

182
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Believe me, I'd rather do this myself,
but it's too risky.

183
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,496
It's a small plane
and I'm supposed to be just a normal baby.

184
00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:10,507
What happens when people see me?
"Hi. Guess what? I can talk too."

185
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,801
"Is your brain okay?" "No, it just died!"

186
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,676
Okay, I'm going.

187
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:19,929
[crying]

188
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,480
-What's the hold-up, man-baby?
-I know he had a bottle, but it's gone.

189
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,566
What about a pacifier?
Uh, maybe a clip-on?

190
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,994
It's been cut. Somebody stole his chupie.

191
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,664
Darn it.
I told you there was an inside man.

192
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[squeals]

193
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,827
-[moaning]
-[woman] Can somebody quiet those kids?

194
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It's spreading, and I think the news lady
knows something's up.

195
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,802
-[man] Are you kidding me? Come on!
-[sniffing]

196
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,130
[Staci] It's gonna start a chain reaction.

197
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:55,046
What am I supposed to do
without a bottle or pacifier?

198
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,676
-Try singing him a lullaby.
-Why would I know lullabies?

199
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,604
Just make one up. Hurry!

200
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,439
Uh...

201
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,228
♪ Baby rides a shiny airplane ♪

202
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,443
♪ On a unicorn made out of hugs ♪

203
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,193
[moans, cries]

204
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,608
Blahhh!

205
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,196
You try it.

206
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:19,541
♪ So close your eyes right now ♪

207
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,079
♪ Baby, settle down ♪

208
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:27,174
♪ Before the sleep demon
Devours your soul ♪

209
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,502
-[wails]
-What is wrong with you?

210
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,378
You're just afraid
because my art is too real.

211
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:39,850
♪ Before the sleep unicorn
Comes for more hugs ♪

212
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,100
In the first verse, you said
the unicorn was made of hugs.

213
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,774
The stupid unicorn's not the point.
The baby's back asleep.

214
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,265
[Staci] Oh, good!

215
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:52,776
Then you probably oughta check
what the news lady is doing in row 15.

216
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,860
What?

217
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,367
[thumps]

218
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:06,288
Hi. I'm Marsha Krinkle, Channel 8.
This is my fellow journalist, Roosevelt.

219
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,884
He can smell the news.

220
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:08,998
[sniffing] Whew!

221
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,415
You got story odor all over you,
little man.

222
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,964
Yeah, gimme me that news.

223
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:16,177
I heard there's a story on this plane.
What's going on?

224
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:19,138
Something to do with the ridiculous number
of babies onboard?

225
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,930
-Why so many?
-Reached for comment,

226
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,183
the boy who smells like news said this...

227
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,095
Uh... [gasps]

228
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,733
What in the world am I seeing?

229
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,561
[gasps] Staci!

230
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,936
Nope, it's Stevefan. And let me guess,

231
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,783
your name is,
"I don't have to listen to Stevefan

232
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,319
because I don't know what's good for me."
[laughs]

233
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,574
Can you confirm that is, in fact,
your name?

234
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,616
March!

235
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,624
Now, I don't want to scare you,
but I'm gonna scare you.

236
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:47,162
When Junior Jet Rangers can't stay
in their own seats,

237
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:51,878
it's my duty to strap them
into our special naughty boy jump seat.

238
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,501
[Stevefan] Whoo!

239
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,167
-[Stevefan laughing]
-[buckle clicks]

240
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,046
[groans] I was just helping the babies.

241
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:02,394
The babies are none of your concern.
So be good,

242
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:07,271
sit still, and know that Stevefan
is watching you forever and always,

243
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,401
even when you think I'm not.

244
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:14,648
[drawing out syllables] Stevefan.

245
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,988
You think he's Mega Fat's inside man?

246
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:22,530
Duh. You need to go on offense.
Take that flight attendant down.

247
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,946
[Staci] He's the key
to Mega Fat's whole evil plan.

248
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:29,075
Stop the inside man, no more babies cry,
everybody has a nice flight,

249
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,455
Marsha Krinkle goes home
without a bad baby news story,

250
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,042
-and we all keep our jobs.
-I don't know.

251
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:38,628
Everybody's really calm and sleeping now,
and I don't want to get into more trouble.

252
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,716
[snorts] Typical timid Templeton.

253
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,851
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Forget it.

254
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,758
Let's just try to get through
the rest of this flight.

255
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,429
[Tim growling]

256
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:52,154
"No! I have a dinosaur wife and children."

257
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,109
"You should've thought of that
before you were so delicious!"

258
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,441
[growling]

259
00:12:56,525 --> 00:13:01,195
[slurring] I'm-a travel choo-choo
all the way to Grandmama's.

260
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,740
[snoring]

261
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,237
-Rarrr!
-[baby giggling]

262
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,326
Huh?

263
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,464
[Staci squeals]
They're all over the cabin!

264
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,594
[babbling, laughing]

265
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:18,128
That flight attendant must've taken them
all out of their baby seats.

266
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,844
Marsha Krinkle and the guy who smells news
already spotted them.

267
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,136
[Staci] Stay calm.
The babies are still happy.

268
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,260
-[signal beeps]
-This is your captain speaking.

269
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,097
-We are headed into some minor turbulence.
-[gasps]

270
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,813
Please remain seated
with your safety belts securely fastened.

271
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,274
And if you have little ones flying
with you today,

272
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,105
ooh, boy, is everybody gonna hate you.

273
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,781
-[rumbling]
-[cries]

274
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,279
-[adults grumbling]
-[wailing]

275
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,702
-Come on!
-Are you kidding me?

276
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,781
[woman] Really?

277
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:48,655
Flightmare: The Crying Baby-pocalypse.
That's our story.

278
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,584
Roosevelt, camera.
This one's gonna go global.

279
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,084
Hallelujah! We got news.

280
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,090
Where's the inside man?

281
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,378
[whimpering]

282
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,841
He's busy with the beverage cart.

283
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,261
I'll keep you out of his eyeline. Just go!

284
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,723
Run past my row. You've got five seconds.

285
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,969
[Staci] Duck left, row 21. Now!

286
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,733
Two rows back. Now!

287
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,772
-[grunts]
-Agh!

288
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,065
[sobbing]

289
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,651
Roosevelt, where's the camera?

290
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,815
This baby is making news all over me.
What the--

291
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,291
[scattered wailing]

292
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,671
[Staci] He's coming. Bob and weave.

293
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,919
-[grunts]
-[crying]

294
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:37,841
Shh, shh!

295
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,708
Shut 'em up faster.
He's headed right towards you.

296
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,884
[crying continues]

297
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,351
-[squeals]
-Shut it down!

298
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,929
-[adults grumbling]
-Eh...?

299
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,934
They're chain-reacting,
and I'm out of pacifiers.

300
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,057
Improvise!

301
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,604
[cart rumbles]

302
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,230
[gasping, crying]

303
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,778
I can't get to the last one.

304
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,611
Grab the beverage cart
and pull it back six rows.

305
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,737
What? Why?

306
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,663
Oh, I don't know, because do it!

307
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,993
There you go. Hey!

308
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,327
Peel right.

309
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,789
Huh?

310
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,504
-[yelps]
-[clattering]

311
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,924
[growls]

312
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:24,552
No story this time, newslady.
You probably wanna clear out now.

313
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,632
[gasps]

314
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,052
-[woman] Oh! Oh, my goodness!
-[man] What are you-- Stop!

315
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,765
[yawns]

316
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,688
Gotcha! [groans]

317
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,942
[Stevefan panting]

318
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,938
May I have a ginger ale, please?

319
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,781
[snarls]

320
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,775
[soda can opens]

321
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,823
[Stevefan growls]

322
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,368
Do you have any straws?

323
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,365
[paper rips]

324
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,286
Thank you.

325
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,043
[slurping]

326
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,879
Ahhh!

327
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,262
-[yelps]
-[Marsha] Top off my coffee, hon.

328
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,429
Marsha Krinkle needs to be wired and ready
when those babies cut loose again.

329
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,300
Right with you, ma'am.

330
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,467
Try me, buckaroo.
I have got a "naughty boy jump seat"

331
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,886
with your backside's name
written all over it!

332
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,725
[groans]

333
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,819
[yelps]

334
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,532
He's onto me.
I think I should just lay low for--

335
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,277
-[sighs] I knew this was coming.
-You knew what was coming?

336
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,997
The part where you give up
because you're not really committed.

337
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,118
What are you talking about?
I've been doing everything.

338
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,246
But you're not gonna finish
what you started.

339
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,843
I put my whole baby life into this,

340
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:47,629
and then suddenly the boss joins a family
and gets a brother and,

341
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:52,215
"Oohdy-doo, look at me. I'm Tim,
and I'm on the team, too. Whoo!"

342
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,932
-I do not say, "Oohdy-doo."
-Do you even care about Baby Corp?

343
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,725
-I--
-You know what? Forget it.

344
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,938
-I can do this myself.
-Staci, wait!

345
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,309
-Don't do anything stupid.
-Busted!

346
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,766
[laughing]

347
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,900
My pain is not funny.

348
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,859
[laughs, snores]

349
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,569
[Tim grunting]

350
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,695
This isn't over.

351
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,793
We're onto you, Steven.

352
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,456
Stevefan!
Here's a trick to remember how to say it.

353
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,329
I am wearing a name tag! [laughing]

354
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,377
Okay? Bye-bye.

355
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,463
[grunting]

356
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,132
Staci?

357
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,596
Okay, you were right.
I don't care about Baby Corp.

358
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:38,178
Like the pie charts or who gets promoted.
[grunts]

359
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,185
I just wanna help my brother.
We're on the same team.

360
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,439
So, if you're out there, help me?

361
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,194
[sighs]

362
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,146
-[gasps]
-Baby like a shiny...

363
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,445
-Like a shiny, shiny... gimme.
-You have to get back in your seat.

364
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,371
If the inside man/flight attendant
sees you--

365
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,701
Wait! Yes, get it, baby.
Get the shiny buckle.

366
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,174
Yeah!

367
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,958
-Thank you.
-[snoring]

368
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,342
[murmuring]

369
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,378
-[gasps]
-Staci!

370
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,459
[crying]

371
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,465
Okay, little missy.
Let's just stay in our--

372
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,523
-[howls]
-[shrieks, screaming]

373
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,768
[babbling]

374
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:21,929
We won!

375
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,097
It's over!

376
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,265
-Why is your face like that?
-The flight attendant.

377
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,685
As he was buckling me in,
he-- he gave me my bottle.

378
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,395
What? I thought he wanted crying babies.

379
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,946
-Unless...
-He wasn't the inside man.

380
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,951
[faint rock music playing]

381
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,663
What is your problem, kid?

382
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,874
[yelps] You're not asleep?

383
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,464
Norwegian metal.

384
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,789
I've been awake the whole time,
trying to make babies cry.

385
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,245
And you, gosh, you just keep interfering.

386
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,666
But, you're a mom.

387
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,716
Exactly.
I want what's best for my baby girl.

388
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,561
So when some German guy calls and promises
to pay her future college tuition

389
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:05,439
if this flight ends
with 13 screaming babies,

390
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:10,019
well, then,
that's exactly what's gonna happen.

391
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,317
-[gasps]
-[puffs]

392
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,402
No!

393
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,986
This is for you, Dakota.
You're going to Ohio State!

394
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,529
-[pops]
-[gasps]

395
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,619
[screams]

396
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,537
-[screaming]
-[adults protesting]

397
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,083
[screaming]

398
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,462
[grunts] I'm sorry. Chain-reacting.

399
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,626
-I'm only so strong.
-Oh, no.

400
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,136
[wails]

401
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,848
[screaming]

402
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,274
[gasping]

403
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,097
Agh!

404
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,897
Crying Baby-pocalypse! It's back on!

405
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,690
It's news! [laughs] And it smells good!

406
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,863
Get the camera. We roll in 30, 29...

407
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,867
[cackling]

408
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,327
[groaning]

409
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,196
Whoa!

410
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,117
Oof!

411
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,043
[giggling]

412
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:13,254
[gasps] I know how to fix this,
and it's gonna hurt.

413
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:19,967
[Marsha] Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15...

414
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,602
Attention, flight crew.

415
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,808
I am out of my seat,
without a grown-up, again.

416
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,766
You!

417
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,441
I also took three bags of peanuts.

418
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,440
[gasps] No!

419
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,322
And I knew how to say "Stevefan"
all along.

420
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,821
-I just said "Steven" to cheese you off.
-[squeals] No!

421
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,695
Watch this, baby.

422
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,280
[panting] Yah!

423
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,407
Ugh!

424
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,490
[giggles]

425
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,657
That's right. My pain is funny.

426
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,167
[voice trembling] Get back in your seat.

427
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,250
-Never.
-[grunts]

428
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,875
-Oof!
-[laughing]

429
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,800
-Agh!
-[laughing]

430
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,053
Ugh!

431
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,716
-Uhn!
-[giggles]

432
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,971
-Uh!
-[laughing]

433
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,052
Three, two...

434
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,507
[sobbing]

435
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,807
-[babbling]
-Yay!

436
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,561
One! Hi, Marsha Krinkle, Channel 8 News.

437
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,654
Here with...

438
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,598
[babies giggling]

439
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,728
-[man] Aw, so sweet.
-[woman] Look how cute they are.

440
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,526
Oh, dang!

441
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:22,069
...the most adorable story
this news crew has ever witnessed.

442
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,735
It's a Giggling Baby-pocalypse.

443
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,945
[passengers gasping] Oh!

444
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,544
But-- how did--?

445
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,829
[Stevefan grunting]

446
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,955
[whispers] I will never question
your commitment again.

447
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,751
You're welcome. [grunts]

448
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:43,677
[captain] Ladies and gentlemen,
bienvenue to Paris, France.

449
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,677
[moans]

450
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,562
[thumping]

451
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,468
[grunting, thumping]

452
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,268
-Templeton?
-Can you help me out of this?

453
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,558
I think I'm allowed now.

454
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,476
Oh, you were a delight,
an absolute delight.

455
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,186
Bye-bye. [snarls]

456
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,446
Have a nice day. So nice having you.

457
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,569
Call the German!
You tell him I did my part!

458
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:09,117
[yelling] My baby gets her scholarship!

459
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,372
Templeton, you've done me, Baby Corp

460
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,786
and these passengers' eardrums
a great service today.

461
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,206
Eh, it was teamwork.

462
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,758
Gelling as a field unit? Excellent.

463
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,509
And even better,
Mega Fat CEO Baby's scheme just backfired

464
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,513
into an all-expenses-paid Paris vacation.

465
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,508
-Yeah!
-[parents yelp]

466
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,848
[camera shutter clicking]

467
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,440
Okay, enough socialism. Let's go home.

468
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,442
[jet engine whines]

469
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820
[theme song playing]

470
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,878
♪ Boss Baby ♪